So this is a bad review.


Here's the good stuff:

1) Jessica is very friendly, patient, and definitely young. Advertised as 19, but probably 23-25. Nice girl.

2) She is accommodating and willing to please and speaks fluent French and English. She is definitely from Quebec as I have lived there for years.

3) If you are into BBW girls, she is probably a good fit. I am not into BBW girls however, and hence the reason that this is a bad review and I was sadly disappointed.


Here's the bad stuff:

1) The girl is in fact the girl in the photos... a few years ago? However the photos are deceptive and she is a LOT heavier now. I would say big BBW in fact. Lots of rolls on her back and big belly and that's just not my thing! Not at all in fact!

2) Van Erotics are advertising her incorrectly. They are trying to advertise her as 135 lbs. My guess is closer to 180 or 190 pounds!

3) They operate their incalls out of hotel rooms in the Century Plaza. The hotel room had a limited number of towels (as in NO fresh towels when I arrived).

4) I found out midway through that there was someone in the living room while I was banging in the bedroom. Not cool in my books, or the books of most mongers. Not sure if it was a guy or a girl, still just not cool unless you disclose it ahead of time.

5) This girl, as well as another Van Erotics girl tried to claim 'you are my first client ever'. Okay 2 lies a trend does not make...but seriously I can only blame the agency for this. Tell the girls to keep it real. I don't want to bang a 'this is my first time' hooker, I want to bang a bonafide fully experienced fuck machine that's a professional!

6) Did I mention the lack of clean towels?


Waste of cash and time. Not happy.