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OMG, First time i am posting a :mad::mad::mad: thread, as guilty i am a leacher here many times to bestescortreviews.com, i admit it. But i Pooned enough to know what Services should be. This has got to be the Worst ever.

Name : GIGI ending 1668
L: 3-4 ( looks like a GREMLIN smiling )
S: 0
A: -10


Story goes from i enter, she makes a pass and i told her that i just need hh for $ after seeing her looks but i was horny as hell anywayz. so i figured why not.then she strips goes to rim me, cause i did shower before hand and was smelling like old spice bodywash, then after every Deep Throating , she goes pui into the bin next to her as i was sitting on the edge of the bed.
Already a turnoff, but i just let it slide.then she goes on rimming then all of a sudden, she complains that her TONGUE was NUMB, and that i put some stuff on my rim to make it numb , i was aghast :eek: what the hell. i kept quiet being an ASIAN GUY, but that Crazy nut just kept on swearing that i purposely put some cream and her tongue went numb from all that licking. i was losing wood so fast, B.C Pine tree infestations looks like a joke. she rushed to the toilet and proceeded to listerine her mouth, bitching about me applying some cream on my rim to numb it, at this point she shoved me into the shower and proceeded to give me a good scrub down. and then having the nerve to lecture me about being young and resorting to using such methods to prolong my orgasm and that it was not good for my health . At this point , i had enuff and just shuddered like i was freezing , haha and that i refused to go out of the shower, i just stuck my ass there and listening to her whine about how weird i was, or was i drinking before coming over.

She actually accused me on putting stuff on my rim to make it numb, i was :eek::eek:
Seriously, i Just got out of the shower and hurried off there thinking wif my little general. MY mistake..Biggggg Mistake.

It first started out going good, until i told her that i have not pooned in awhile, My mistake ? or did she take it as a Sign that i was a newbie. must be the best $ she ever made wif out fucking, i was so pissed that my Sargent Major refused to stand at attention.


After that i just went out , dried my self and flopped on the bed , waiting for my massage, i did not bother to give her a second look, if i did i might be tempted to break my gentleman code and hit that GREMLIN, she then proceeds to give the most unhappy massage, she purposely kneaded it hard, but unknown to her, i like it hard , and just stated that she did haf a good massaging pair of hands,which was the truth but that damn GREMLIN did not know when to shut up and take a compliment , continuing to whine about me not being satisfied with her services and that since we are all actors on that stage , we should haf a good time, BUT Given those circumstances , i m not sure if any SANE pooner would continue to haf wood. And then i shot back stating that my rim was cleaner then her mouth and i did not put any meds in that area ( FOR THE LAST TIME, WHAT CREAM BITCH?) and that she forgot to take her meds, since ppl in my reality dun go accusing their PAYING CUSTOMER of numbing their RIMS. The Nutty Whore then shot back saying she heard that there was such a few cases already that happen ( ONLY in HER UNIVERSE). CRAZY NUT then reaches for her cell and calls miki the head mistress , i lambasted to her that Times must haf changed and how much Customer service standards has fallen , and then proceeded to make nice , perhaps it was just all a misunderstand routine.. after that. she went on and presented her case to the Mummy and how weird i was asking for this and that but completely leaving out the numbing rim part or her tongue going numb bit.

finally, when all the dust has settled, she offered to blow me, Crazy NUT ..
I just told her to continue her massage and forget about me EVER CUMMING IN/ON her...PERIOD...

Sad to say , i am being very generous about the words i haf chosen here, i haf pretty low expectations when it comes to poon so as to avoid the crash later, but this has got to be the worst POON in my ENTIRE 10 YEARS of POONing. SEriously, Try at Your OWN PERIIL, Or maybe just cause i was ASIAN?

by the way, she is at lest 35 and has a nice ring around her,
PS: did not even touched her PUSSY, was afraid of catching CRAZY .. LOLZ

Hope to Save some Fellow Pooners from losing $ just like that. i walked out $ poorer and full of cum sigh