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_Sexy New Girl Damn Good Rate - w4m - 23
Five Green Special For Young Girl - w4m - 23
Pretty Girl_Becky Hot_sexy_Body - w4m - 23
CL- 3978 Becky

Be warned! Haven't been out for a while so I figured I'd explore this one. Price was right and I thought the worst case scenario would be a half ass BJ. WRONG! Went to this highrise in Hampton on Saba Rd, called from downstairs and booker guy buzzes me in. Usual behind the door then girl quickly shuts and double locks it. Grabs my arm and leads me into a sparse bedroom.

I asked for Becky as the ad say 100% pic or I could have walked. She say "you showa I get" So I quickly rinse as I already had one and she goes out of the room in which I assume that she is going to get Becky and back she comes and says points to herself and says " me Becky" So here I stand butt naked with this frumpy, bumpy and lumpy mid to late 30's, dyed golden brown hair asian lady standing in front of me eyeing my unit.

My guardian angel says get the hell out of there but my guardian devil says WTF at least get your load off. Should of listen to my guardian angel.

Anyways, I lie on the bed and she disrobes, and again my guardian angel says "get out fast." I should of asked her to keep her clothes on. Body like a pear A cup at best, 3 tats 2 at her armpits (weird) and a larger one over her midsection and her many rolls. She grabs my unit with one hand and has a handiwipe in the other and starts to polish my knob. 30 sec lick not even close to classifying it as a BJ she grabs a party hat and slaps it on. I said just suck and blow me and she starts whining in some dialect of chinese that even Russel Peters couldn't imitate.

She then mounts me and tries to CG but only allows minimum penetration so I said just finish me with a BJ and here comes the whining again so I told her reversed CG so I I didn't have to look at her, I could then fantasize and get off quickly and get out. And that I did in record time for me.

I just grabbed a towel from the side table wiped myself down got dressed and got out of there. Could get home fast enough to get the cheap perfume off of me. I call her booker which I never do but something made me do it and told him that if it was the shitiest service ever and that if expected any business that he had better inform his crew.

This one might have put me into retirement.......

L 4-5 (neck up) 2 neck down or 5 clothed
A sucks and I don't me figuratively but literally
S see above.
Damage 1 brown I should of known that you get what you pay for.

So to you fellow pooners be warned.