Just when you thought that Niagara Falls was dead… a miracle occurred!

Okay let me explain.

I was on my way home using Niagara Falls as the route of choice. D’yall remember how many girls used to work on K-way? :p

Remember there were some lookers… and some not so good lookers?

The good old days of just a few years ago.

Then Niagara Falls seemed to shut down. Sure there were and still are a few girls scattered here and there but for the most part, nothing to speak of.

So… there I was driving along not expecting to see anyone worthy of even turning my head for when suddenly I saw her. :eek:

Naw… no way. Couldn’t be… not someone who looked like THAT! She was tall… dark hair… a reeeeeeeeeeeaally pretty face and legs… like let me tell you… these legs went on forever.

So my car went into autopilot… it had a mind of its own and it circled the block by itself. I can swear I had NOTHING to do with it. There she was again… longish hair… longer legs… short skirt and a face to stop traffic.

Niagara Falls?? NOWADAYS?? I thought suspiciously that it must be LE… so I watched… and sure enough… this girl was for real.

So after a long dry spell… (saving money btw!!) I decided to venture out and see what she was about.

On the corner of Niagara Falls and I have no idea what the cross street is, but it’s two blocks west of Boundary… on a corner… standing there… and me… meekly approaching (hey… I hadn’t done it for a while… I was outta touch!!).

Friendly? Oh yah. No long conversations… but definitely not someone with attitude.

Looks? Like I know the rating system is UP to 10. I will go 12. Of course you may love a different look… but lemme tell you… she is a 12.

So now y’all wanna know the stuff, right?

Okay before I do this let me say that I rarely have reported on my escapades. Why? Not sure… but it’s like I OWE you all one so here goes.

We chatted… and she sat in my car. Then we drove off to this hotel where we came to an agreement so to speak.

Then… (gulp!) those eyes looked into mine… and well, who needs Viagra? I am old enough to consider that stuff… but this lady is the cure for all that ails ya!

She kinda nudged me down on the bed… (which was good because I was kind of paralyzed now)… and while looking in my eyes, undid my belt. Then the tug on the buckle… the yank… then the zipper… and well, gulp…

Then before I knew what was happening… she was caressing my body… and geez…

Meanwhile somehow she lost her clothes and there standing before me was perfection unlimited. I mean… WOW!

She was groomed meticulously. Her cologne was amazing. As sparkling as if she just walked out of the shower.

And the next thing I knew my eyeballs were rolling near the back of my head.

Yes she slipped a condom on and started doing magical things. With normal girls it would be called a CBJ. With her… there has to be a new name for it.

Then (YES!! Without VIAGRA!!) I was involved in a very non-missionary missionary- happening that I hadn’t felt for years.

Fellow Perbies… let me tell ya… this lady is aaa-mazing.

Looks : 12
Attitude: 10 (only because that IS the highest number!)
Service: 1,000,000,000,000 etc.

Would I repeat?

Duh?!

Now, treat her nice, K??

I did cruise by again the next night… (again… it’s my car’s fault… honest). She was outside the Cassandra Hotel, but alas… my wallet and this recession didn’t permit a second opportunity. But the time will come.

Oh yeah, rates… right??

I think I remember her telling me it was $$ for 30 and $$$ for 60. Now… I would normally roll my eyes at that and waddle back from whence I came when hearing those figures, especially on K-way. But well, geez… OK I confess… I got weak-kneed and thought… sure… ok… 30 mins.

YMMV… but as far as I am concerned… in all the years I have been around… I have never ever met anyone who compared. :D

Her name is Taija. (yes I got her to spell it for me!)

Niagara Falls… who wudda figured?