Hello all... Although this is my first post I have been pooning for a long time and using this website successfully... so why did I bother to write this post??? well.. in all my pooning carrier, I have never had a bad experience (guess I have been lucky)... but I finally got a taste of the bad apple and thought that I should warn you people as you guys have always been warning me through this website.
So I did read all the bad reviews about Yumi
(http://www.straight.com/classifieds.cfm?category=Adult%20Services&classification=Female%20Escorts
phone number: ******6733). However, all the reviews consistently stated that her picture is accurate... and if you have seen the picture you would understand why even after reading bad reviews I decided to call her. I guess thats what happens when you are thinking from "the" head. Besides, most of the reviews say that with Yumi, YMMV... so I thought that if I would do everything nicely and make her happy, then I can have a better experience than most of those reviews.
Anyhow.. I called her, discussed $$ for an hour to come to my place and she said that she'll come in 30 mins. Determined to please her, I did everything right... took a shower, cleaned the appartment, prepared the bed, put on nice clothes and mild cologne... basically everything that I could think of to make her happy. Somehow I was pretty confident (or should I say hopeful) that we would have a nice time. 30 mins got by and bang! she was there on the door. I saw her and my hope soared even higher... I know you have heard this but her face is really cute, the picture is accurate.. and pretty hot body too.
She asked me if she could change and after 2 mins was back with a pretty good looking dress. I started to touch her and tried to move a bit close suggesting to kiss... but she stopped me.... now I have been pooning a lot and I know that there are kissing restrictions with some SP's and I do respect those restrictions.. but usually SP's atleast give some freedom... but with this gal, you cant even come within half a foot from her lips... and damn! those lips look delicious. I was expecting restricitons because of what I read in the reviews.. but certainly not expecting such restricted access.
Well.. I thought I shouldnt let that ruin everything.. so I said thats fine and moved on to undress her and got undressed myself. She starts giving me a massage which I must say was pretty bad. Bored by the massage in 2-3 mins, I turned over and offered her a BJ... which was denied.. then asked for a BJ. She slipped on the hat and started. BJ was not too bad... although I have had better. After about 2 mins of BJ, she started to sit over me... but I said I want more BJ which she agreed to. After about 5 mins, she again asked me if I wanted to go in. I wanted more BJ but didnt want to annoy her so I complied and we started with mish. I must say that her pussy is amazingly tight.. one of the tightest I have had. Now I am a quick cummer.. plus I was pretty attracted to her.. plus she had a tight pussy... so I came in less than 10 mins. In that time we did try quite a few positions... so that was relatively good.
She removed the hat and said that she will go take a quick shower. Now I do know that with most asian SP's (especially the ones on GS), you get single SOG... but I was expecting more from her mainly because I paid her a bit more than what I would usually pay to an asian SP on GS. But that was ok... I didnt mind it that much. So she leaves to take shower... but she just took off the hat and didnt really clean me up. So I asked her if she could bring towels from the bathroom and do the job (I was surprised that I had to ask for it because ALL sp's I have been with do that themselves). She said she will do it after the shower.
After about 5 mins, she comes out of the bathroom dressed up in the original jeans and shirt that she was wearing when I first saw her. I was kind of surprised since it was barely 30 mins since she came and we had discussed an hour. She says, "Ok Thank you!". So I said is an hour over already??... she says, "but you are done right"... so I asked if I could have a lite massage in the remaining time at which she said that she has another appointment in in Overland Park and she is getting late for it. Frustrated by the whole situation I said whatever... and let her go. Ofcourse during the session, there were a ton other restrictions. I barely touched her tits maybe 2-3 times in the whole session, no kissing down there, limitted doggie etc etc.
Overall, my sesison was a big disappointment to me. Maybe that was because I had built up high expectations before the session, but come on!... even compared to the worst session I ever had this was worse. Repeat?? NO WAY!! Rating? L:8, A:2, S:2.
I sincerely hope that none of you guys have such a session. I dont know about you guy but paying money and not getting the proper service really pisses me off... perhaps becasue I never had a considerably bad session before. I guess I'll get used to it in a while.
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Monday, November 6. 2006
Yumi @ GS - absolute NO NO!! - Overland Park Escorts
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