Well I finally managed to hump my slump and I'm left with a stump, Ha Ha! Got into a bit of herb and a couple o brewskis and before I knew it the trick machine was off and runnin. I really scoured the innards of the tracks tonite, I mean I drained my gastank and it was worth it!

I cruised Concord(I missed a real lil sweetie to some asshole in a crazy multi lighted van, fucker had all the lites on he was behind me, I thought he was LE and he hangs a U-e and snags her at 80th and KG, I will be looking for her!), New West, Concord (sombody smashed the door at the fireworks store by boundary and cleaned it out, LE everywhere) all nothin, did the Frazer loop, Broadway, down Clarke hit the mid. Saw an awsome set of legs over by the Pink Pearl restaurant, when I got closer they belonged to the tallest Tranny I'd ever seen. This spooked me as I thought she was looking pretty good and my brain didn't want to beleive it weren't no chick, I got the fuck away from there.

Headed east on Franklin and a BIG blonde with a sexy outfit and fishnets beckoned me at Mainland, the fuckin trickmachine did an instant U-e and before I could say Hi there she was sittin next to me. She was a big girl with big fuckin real tits, her name was Angel and she felt like goin for a drink. We went to the Astoria and they had a $5 cover charge but they had live punk bands playin and I quite enjoyed it as well as Angels company. She was really nice and drained a couple of double black Russians like she hadn't drank in a month. Lets get out of here she says I want to show you my nice pussy, I want you to fuck it. This chick was no druggie and I was really gettin into her, I have to hit the ATM I says. I'll have a smoke outside she says, I get more dough outa the ATM and see the can at the end of the hallway so I go for a piss. I go outside and can't find my big blonde, how do you lose a six foot tall blonde? I ask the doorman if he seen her, he says she went back inside looking for me, fuck was she in the can or what? I wait and she is gone, there is no way she is gonna dump a guy that's whackin an ATM, I don't think she fucked me for a couple of lousy drinks, I think because I took so long and she looked so hot some other motherfucker picked her up, oh well my loss, I guess I may have been one toke over the line I lost a ho for fucks sakes!

I cruised the low and the voice in my head said we are looking for prime poon, I'm not settling for any less than grade A beaver. It took a lot of gas but past the steps at Triumph and Salisbury a cute brunette was walking on the sidewalk, another U-e and she is in the car. Wow what a cutie, her name was Amanda, only 20, hot bod, I couldn't believe it, not a druggie! Took her to the Poon Palace and a new guy at the desk tells me it's $30, bullshit I say it's $20, this is the biggest shithole in town and that is too much, I would never pay $30, no deal he says, well fuck you bud were outa here. I splurged and got a room at the City Centre Motel, right on, private can, TV all for $60.

Well Amanda drops her linen and boy has she got a geat bod, Big firm but enhanced tit's, she was so fresh looking, she used to work for Madam Cleo's and has some issues I won't go into detail here. This girl gave me one hell of a rompin good time, I couldn't beleive my good fortune after all the tire biters I've seen out there lately, she was a real gem. Her phone won't be up for another week or 2, anyway I took her back feeling really well fucked and continue to cruise, hell I got a room for the nite I might as well see what other damage I can do!

It's pretty dead, so I head south on Clarke and there's the old school marm that I picked up a couple a months ago accross the road, another U-e and she's in the car. Now this broad is old but she has a sweet lil hairy pussy (fur on top and bald below) and ol throbber just luvs the jungle. It's great havin the room, she was wearin a garter belt and fishnet stockings and was doing a great tease show for me. For an old broad she had great muscle control and put out a really good fuck, she was happy that I picked her up again and she made sure I got off really good.

Well I dropped her off and the fuckin trick machine is off cruising again, fuck it I'm lookin for the Hatrick, I've been in a slump and I'm long overdue! Round and round the Low, fuckin nasty stuff, hey what's this? Nice blonde by Hawkes and Cordoba, are my eyes playin tricks on me, hell no she is nice! Pick her up, name is Carly, very friendly and personable, she's 26 she likes a bit of rock but not a lunch bag. Back to the room we go, wow what a fabulous bod, she is nice and clean beautiful perky tit's and the sweetest plumpest pussy, nice landing strip. Throbber was rarin to go, I sunk em into that nice plump pink pie and it didn't take long for that warm firm wetness to do it's job, that was the easiest Hatrick I've had in a while. The 2 young chicks were really Hot, I couldn't beleive my luck as it has been sucking very bad out there. If you look hard enough and I earned it tonite, a guy can still find some gems in all that rough. The ol school marm is probably too scary for you guys but I'm a kinky bastard I guess! :p