Been a member for sometime now, and have read with interest the various reviews posted - so I guess it's time I contributed. It took me a little while to figure out what CL stood for, but I started to check out the posting there also. I have always wanted to do an in call (don't ask me why), but was not to sure how to approach this type of situation. Anyway, I took the plunge yesterday and called Jaime from CL. She advertised a web site (www.taoy.ca) which I visited; the pictures look good – attractive and a great body in my opinion. I got a voice mail and left a message. About fifteen, twenty minutes later she called back. We made the arrangement for 9:00 PM, she asked for directions and we agreed on the price (5 browns). We chatted for maybe 10 minutes, and it was very pleasant. I've had to clean up a little and wait.

She call about 10 to 9 to say she was outside looking for a parking spot and would be in shortly … parking is not very good were I live. She buzzed, and I let her in and when to the door. And there she was … and I have to say, just like the pictures., and on time to boot. This seemed like it was starting off OK. Offer of a drink, she had water and we move into my living room and started to chat. The usually sorts of stuff, "what do you do?", settled the cash, etc. – very comfortable, a little touching, snuggling, a fantastic strip tease – great tits not big but great. I would like to say at this point that she advertises a GFE experience, which, in the past I have not been able to distinguish from the normal (whatever the hell that is), but this time it was different.

Somewhere along the line we went from the living room to the bed, and that was something else. I think I now can say with some certainty that I know what GFE is suppose to be., because that's what I got. A great massage, BBBJ, reverse, digits and FS (covered) – couple of positions (miss and cowgirl - man that girl can ride), some more cuddling, fondling and kissing. It was one to the best experience I have had in a long time, and no clock watching. By the time everything was said and done, she had been at my place for over three hours – and no up sell. Tip was a brown – and it was well worth it.

I can highly recommend this girl and I'll be going back for more and more.

Warning: long read
[ last review, everyone whined about not including enough of the juicy details, so, in the public's best interest... ]

The SO (who will hereby be referred to as Sveetie) and myself decided we wanted to bring in the New Year on an "up" note. We spent a great deal of time going thru ads to pick the perfect candidate for our tryst. Last girl we saw was cute~kimmy, and we wanted to top that experience. We wanted someone a little older than kimmy, who wasn't as uptight, was more open-minded, and had a more world-travelled aura about her. Someone that could rock our world.
Well...
we found that girl. I guess we can probably thank LutherBlissett for that. This dude belongs in the perb Hall Of Fame with his writing style. Awesome. If you have alot of time to kill, you can check out the review that I'm referring to here:
http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=44403
Yep. We definitely found that girl.

We found...

...Euro-SZabina.

So we sent her an email to set up a session.
But...
she was on vacation. :(
But...
that didn't matter!
She actually cut her vacation short just to see us on New Years day. Now, I have to tell you. Setting up a session with this girl is about as painless as it gets. The way it should be. Straight and to the point. Clear and concise directions to her address. A discussion with Sveetie on the phone the day before to discuss our game strategy. We got to SZabina's place with ease and knew exactly what to expect when we got there.

Or so we thought...

We get there and buzz up. SZabina opens the door and appears dressed in exactly the type of sexy lingerie that Sveetie requested. Garters, stockings and heels, With an uber-short skirt to just slightly tease us with a glimpse of that world-class derriere. Hawt! We walk in, and SZAbina takes our coats and offers us some refreshments. It's then that I notice my girl carrying this plastic bag, which I had assumed contained a change of clothes that she mentioned earlier. I was wrong.
SZabina leads us into the bedroom. I should mention that her haunts are as good looking as she is, with a view that's as worth looking at as she is. Anyhow, the bedroom. Clusters of candles surround us. Now, I should be honest here and say that I was just a little on the anxious side. The pressure to perform kinda goes up a notch when you have two hot bods standing in front of you, and you know what's coming. Sveetie was looking damn hawt as well. She wore the outfit in the pic I posted here:
http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=60678

SZabina gets things started by telling me that I'm "velling too much cloze." Man, what a fuckin' sexy accent! So I start to slowly strip down to my skivvies while the two of them start into a little DFK. Well, that just got everybody hawt. I dunno if you've ever had a 3-way before, but once it gets going, things get just a little blurred together. We are all still standing, bedside, in a triangle, all facing each other. A bra comes off. Kissing. I grab an ass in each hand. A kiss on the stomach. Panties pulled aside and a little kiss on Sveetie's lower belly, with a simultaneous guttural moan from SZabina. More DFK. They're both breathing so hard. Breasts exposed. Sucking. Biting. Squeezing. We just stood there and explored each other's bodies for a while, then somehow end up on the bed in a tangle. Like I said, some of it's just a blur. I let the two girls have some fun with one another for a bit before joining in, at which point we just basically spend the rest of our time together taking turns double-teaming each other. Sveetie and I have SZabina lying on her stomach, each of us with a butt cheek of our very own. We alternate between frenching and biting SZabina's fine ass, the whole time she's telling us "Harrrderr!" "Harrrderrr!!!" We flip her over and Sveetie tells me to DATY on SZabina while she grabs something. Well. NOW I find out what's REALLY in the bag she brought with her. As I'm dining, I look up just in time to see her take her favorite 'soft silicone' dildo and shove it into SZabina's mouth. "Suck it!!!" SZabina complies, I get back to the task at hand, and my girl goes around behind me and starts in with some rimming and stroking. Well ho-lee-shit! ... Fast forward to Sveetie on her back, this time SZabina and I slowly working our way down each side of her bod. We meet in the middle and share some pie between short bursts of DFK... Fast forward to me laying on my back, a girl kneeling on each side of me, about where my knees are, each girl with a foot in one hand, and rubbing my junk with the other. Each one of them is deep-throating my big toe at the same time. Now, this is a feeling I can't even begin to describe. It's worth the price of admission in itself. Fuck. Wow. Some tag-team CBJ and face sitting. And I gotta say, one fuck of alot of kissing. Awesome... Fast-forward ahead to the start of round 2. The 'finish' round. Different pecking order this time. SZabina and I start with Sveetie. She takes the titties and DFK, while I go down and bring her to a nice, loud, moaning finish. SZabina was, I think, a little captivated by this. She stopped and just sat there and watched Sveetie moan for what must have been a solid 30 seconds. Skip ahead to me and Sveetie doin' a double DATY on SZabina, when suddenly Sveetie jumps up and runs over to her bag of tricks and returns with...a harness. She slips her dildo into the harness and gets SZabina to give her a BJ. "I allvayz vontet to try zis!!" SZabina squeals, as she pushes Sveetie onto her back and hops on. As SZabina is riding the rubber, Sveetie pulls me towards her for some BBBJ, while I play with SZabina's fantastic tatas and a little more DFK.
Um...I could go on quite a bit longer here, but I've chosen to just touch on some of the more memorable positions. Believe me, there were many. I dunno how many finishes the girls actually had, but one of the better ones was SZabina giving us a squirting demonstration using nothing but Sveetie's finger. Solid gold, mun.
Eventually, at one point, SZabina says "I vant to see you two fuck!", at which time we put on a little show. Man, there is nothing like doing a lady while she's DFK'n another gal and they're pawing at each other the whole time. Didn't take long before I finished all over Sveetie's tummy.
Did the quick clean-up thing while SZabina went and got some drinks. Sat and chilled (caught our breaths, actually) on the bed and chatted for I dunno how long, then eventually went on our way.
Guys, this was totally up to all of our expectations. In fact, it exceeded them. At no time did we ever feel rushed. I don't even remember seeing a clock. Donation was agreeable. We got our $'s worth and then some. Would we repeat?
No question.
All her info is on her site.

http://www.euroszabina.com/

There is also an ample amount of reviews by others here on perb, just look 'em up.

SZabina, you rock girl! Thanks for the memories. You definitely rocked our world!

Oh. Almost forgot to mention SZabina's 'get the grape' game. No hands allowed! :D

Just a heads up.

I had Jayde come over to my house tonight.

There are a couple of adds of CL:

"Hello. Jayde available after 4 tonight. Not planning to go out tonight for New Years, 180 hourly set rate. Open minded and willing to try new things. Call now to book appointment 778-840-6508. No blocked calls please. 5'3'' 118lbs 34b-29-34. cramel complexion, long dark beautiful hair, big eyes, and all yours tonight. Unfortunately, I can only do outcalls."

"HERE TO GIVE YOU THE BEST **GFE** YOU COULD EVER HAVE
SO IF THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THEN YOU HAVE CUM
TO THE RIGHT PLACE. SO DONT KEEP ME WAITING...........
I PROMISE YOU WILL LIKE IT............

5'3'' 118LBS 34b-29-34
Outcalls Only
180 Hourly Set Rate
Ask for Jayde "

The pics make her look like a young filipina, which is why I had her over, but she is a seasoned pro. She also looks all whored up so I was put off right away -- too much make-up, etc.

Once she got in, she asked for a glass of water and said we had to get the money over before anything else. I could just tell that she was going to be a rip off, so I told her I wasn't going to go through with it.

She demanded a 50$ cancellation fee, to which I replied I could give her 20. She then said she was going to have her driver come in an do something unspecific, to which I replied that I didn't give a shit about her driver. She then said she wasn't going to leave, so I called 911.

She got super bitchy and asked if I was going to tell them I was ordering call girls. Once I got the cops on the phone, she told me that she would take the 20, so I hung up and told her that the offer no longer stood. She then tossed the water out of the glass at me. I side stepped it, but it got all over my bookshelf.

While I walked her to the door, she told me about five times not to dare lay a hand on her, although I clearly had no intention of laying anything on her. Her last pathetic insult was to tell me that next time I called the cops I should tell them I was seeing call girls. Ghetto.

To end off the Year, I have decided to stop my pooning days. I haven't been doing it for much, but have seen probably 7 different SPs. It was quite exciting at times and once was a pretty bad experience, but it's time to throw in the towel. Anyhow, to end it all, I believe I have TOFTT…Today, I went out to see Kimmy from Vic2Van. There weren't any reviews on her on Perb, so I thought Id do this for the Perb community. Perb has been really helpful and I wanted to thank everyone for everything.

I called up Vic2Van. The phone lady is usually really nice. I believe she is Harvi? I have used Vic2Van before and really like the easy booking and the informative info she provides on her ladies. Made a booking for the time I wanted and then called back later for all the other info on how to get there.

When I arrived at the place, Kimmy opened up the door in a towel. She was just getting out of the shower. She has a very nice body and is petite, which I really like. When I looked at her, she did look really familiar to me, as in seeing pics of her on other escort sites before. I can't confirm 100%, but she did look a lot like the old "Becky" that supposedly ripped a bunch of people off in the past. Again, I can't confirm 100% as I never saw the old "Becky". Kimmy was pretty welcoming. She showed me up stairs and told me she will be back as she just got out of the shower. She took a little while to return. At this time, I started to wonder if she was Becky and if I was going to get ripped off. When she came back we talked a little bit and took care of the donation. She told me that she did work in Klamath Falls before but is from Toronto. I was told by Harvi that she is a GFE with kissing , but she doesn't allowing kissing. She has a very nice petite body. She started with CBJ and I thought that was all I was going to get because she was saying she couldn't find the lube. She started to make me wonder if I was going to get the full deal tonight or not. After a bit, the lube was found. On to Mish, then to CG (which she doesn't like to do), a little bit of doggie and back to Mish until I was done. Over all experience with her was just alright. She was a little weird at times. I never really got into the session and I go that feeling from her too. I probably would not repeat.

L – 9 (she looks really good. She's pretty hot)
A – 7 (she didn't really seem like she was into it)
S – 7 (she's tight, again didn't really get into the session)
Standard service, which I expected.

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Top 3 SPs I have seen:
1. Bobbivan
2. Shannon - Canadian Beauty
3. Roxie - Vic2Van

and that's that, has been fun.

Warning to ADD Pooners: Long! Click. Now. Bad for Eyes.

Well, Christmas was a bit of a downer for me. I am sort of persona non grata with some of my family lately and I was excluded from some of the usual glad tidings and joy. Unbowed, I decided to splurge on a two hour session with my latest magnet, DeaAphrodite, as a belated present to myself. I thought about doing the Sweet Miss T duo thing to follow up my latest solo adventure with her but I wanted something a little more sensuous and the thought of those two voracious vixens pounding themselves with all manner of dildos, made me a little nervous (after all, at the moment of climax, which one would I focus on? Would the other be upset? Could I imagine myself with two cocks for them? etc.).

My poon wallet has been stretched lately (and Dea is getting to be a giant bungee cord on it) but with the family squabbles meaning less gifting I had some leeway. When I saw this picture:

http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=59182

The Aphroditian One in a pink corset -- it put my pulse up for several days and I kept dreaming about a long languorous fuck with her in it. I ended up phoning her on the spur of the moment knowing she's close by me in the West End. She was just coming back from the gym, so I had to wait an hour and a half and I used the time to shave the stones, scrub the fingernails and make sure no sour ass smells emanated from yon netherly regions. Dea is scrupulously clean without being maniacal so I always use this equation:

SS + AA + CC = GGF.
(Shaved Stones + Aromatic Ass + Clipped Claws = Great Glorious Fucking)

The clean pooner gets much better service as I have found virtually all of the top providers (Miss T, Szabina, Miranda, etc.) are super clean themselves. Guys that show up looking like Saddam fresh out of the spider hole are cheating themselves. I even selected a crispy new shirt I bought at a Boxing Day sale. Dea is very fashionable and I thought she might appreciate a little special touch.

When she opened the door, I nearly swallowed my lips. She had the pink corset with black lacing on as requested with black stockings, clear heels, garters, her hair up and pearls. I had asked that she wear her panties (pink) over the garters so that I could have the corset in view while the fucking and sucking went on. I have this vision of Marshall Matt Dillon doing nasty things to Miss Kitty, the saloon gal, from the old Gunsmoke series (yeah, I am that old). Dea herself is a no-bullshit 37 with the legs and ass of a cheerleader topped by two natural zeppelins of Hindenburg-like proportions. With her huge fucky black hair and pearl white skin, she looked like the Marshall's wet dream come true.

We talked about our fitness regimes and she showed me some stretching exercises she does and then she finished with twenty perfect, slow, controlled pushups. She did them with ease. No girly knee pushups for this gal. We talk about books. She has a big pile of obviously new books beside the sofa. It is an eclectic mix. It turns out she is a serial book buyer like I am. I stroked her buttery thighs all the time I was bullshitting about what I've read. I actually don't read that many books to completion but I buy a lot and then read about a third of them. Dea reads the whole thing and remembers key parts of books I've only pretended to finish.

The book and fitness banter lasted about ten minutes and then as soon as I leaned in, she gave me one of her patented long kisses. Dea is in a lip league of her own. I get almost instantly hard about 30 seconds into it with her and I motioned to her bedroom. She got up slowly, looked over her shoulder to make sure I was watching her ass, crooked a finger and sashayed in. The sight of her lovely swaying white butt topped by the pink and black lace corset had me following her every move like Jari Kurri looking for a drop pass from Wayne Gretzky.

Dea remembers what I like, so first thing, she does the slow unbuttoning of my shirt. Indeed, she appreciated the fabric and I am going, "Yes!". She gently drapes it over her wooden clothes butler for men (nice touch that) and turns back to me. "What will it be, this time, Mr. Libido?" she says. To such an open-ended question, I am always flummoxed but I stuttered, "Ummm, er, let's see if those lips do anything more than kissing." Boom. Opens the bedside drawer with all manner of lubes and condoms and selects the very one I told her I liked so much last time (Vivid available only at Rubber Rainbow). Down on her knees gracefully and she slowly zips me down. Admires the shorts (Costco but nice Tommy Hilfiger white) and then gives a quite unladylike yankola to spring the man-tulip loose.

I was more than ready. She was more than willing. The cover gets rolled down expertly and the fun begins. Fellows, if you want a woman who enjoys giving her blow jobs as much as you enjoy getting them, Dea is the one. She slurps, she sucks, she licks, she nuzzles, she moans and sighs. I saw her hand snake down into those pink panties and I heard little squishy sounds from down there. The whole time, I am looking at her in the mirror on her knees with the satin corset shimmering as she bobs and weaves. Even though I am a "love you long time guy", I start to worry I will blow right then and there.

Then I remembered, I've got two hours this time and I should get my money's worth ($450) even if I cum early. What the heck I say to myself. I held her shoulders for a little purchase and within about five minutes I am up on "the ramp of no return". I know I am going to cum and she somehow knows it too. She goes to a whole new level of monstrously deep slurping and simultaneous ball fondling. I stay up on the plateau of cum certainty for as long as I can. Finally, I lift up my hips and just let fly with total abandon. The sly smile I get is worth it. I'll worry about bullet number two later or not at all as this was worth it.

We flop back on the bed and share a glass of wine and some water. The lights of the West End glitter away outside her penthouse apartment and I am staring at the elegance of her in that tight bodice with her giant mams billowing out of the top like Bentley fenders pulling up beside a Hyundai. Overwhelming. Talk stops. I am only semi-hard but this does allow me to concentrate. I pull down the top and go at the nipples. They rise to my tongue. I vainly swallow as much as I can of the zeppelins. I am pulling at the pink panties at the same time and then I can't stand it anymore. I dive down and lick the inside of her thighs … big moans. Trace a tongue around the tightly trimmed lips. Bigger moans. Back to the thighs, Niddle noddle the clit. Dart the tongue in her sweet smelling puss, huge moanings. Slurping from top to bottom. Her breath gets shallow and fast. Alternating flat tonguing, sucking and pointy flicking on the hood, she finally arches and then folds hard as she screeches and loses her breath. I flip her over and apply soft kisses to her butt while she recovers. Just looking down at the creamy mounds with the corset frame, I start to get hard and I want to grab the lube and myself for a yanking to total stiffosity.

Dea won't have it. She turns over and invites me to rub in between the tits. Not a big fave of this but I get even harder looking down at her smiling face, so I oblige. I get rock hard because of the joy she takes in giving me this.

I turn her over and stuff a couple of pillows under her and there it is. The moment of truth for me. The ass of my dreams puffed up and framed by pink, her waist above cinched in by satin … stockings and garters below. I take one tentative poke at the pussy and then wade in and just rock back and forth with my balls squished up against her and my abs gliding up and down her pre-butt cheeks. She pushes back at me with her hands against the head board. I go for the glissando slide … each time I see the head of my cock withdraw, I hesitate ever so slightly and then slide up to the hilt slowly about 23 times. With each heave, she lets out a breathy sigh. She whips off the corset and I scurry her off to the side of the high bed and continue the back scuttling in standing doggie for another furious ten minutes. I am growling but I can't finish yet. Damn! I pull her on top of me and she rides to another blast off by rocking back and forth while I gooch the giant mams swaying above me. She literally screams this time.

Suddenly, I am somehow in her mouth again lying on my side and then she licks my balls while I stroke myself. With her down on all fours again, I drive her rapidly from behind going harder for number two. She is reaching back alternately pulling up on my balls into her and twiddling herself. I grab her hips and doink away exploring every nook and cranny of her wonderful quim. I feel like I am running 800 metres. I can't stand it anymore. Sweat is rolling off my forehead. Gasping, I have to pull it out for an airing and flop over exhausted thinking I shouldn't have blasted off so quickly.

Have I fucked up my own Christmas present?

We drink and talk some more. She massages my balls as we do. She puts on a little fashion show by hauling on some black filigree panties, garters and a black see-through robe. She kisses my nipples and draws down and envelopes the soft one in her mouth. I am hard again in one minute and I pull the new panties off and dive on top of her. I pull her legs high up to her shoulders and go at it that way. I spoon fuck her from behind and she throws a leg back over me and grinds to yet another cum. Back down for lazy doggie. Up on the pillows for yet another back scuttle of legendary length. Thank god she has a very private apartment as we are both jabbering and groan-shouting like the goofball fundamentalists speaking in tongues in Borat: "Oofoofoof! … yeah babybubela … fuck me/garf/hoooo/yassir arafat/uhsha/oosha" … I can't even tell who is saying what and my arms are quivering from holding myself above her on my fists. At one point, I am in full pushup position with my hands on her headboard lancing the undulating form underneath with nothing but cock. I finally pull the cover off and kneel beside her to wank over her with one hand scrooching her delicious ass cheeks. I goosh all over her bum and back in a glorious explosion of neantherdal grunting.

Dea tells me how much she liked all that.

I wipe off the goosh and lay back beside her exhausted, thinking we're done but as I am idly flicking her nipples, she sneaks a hand down to her pussy and starts moaning yet again. I watch her cum in amazement. I felt like flicking a lighter to this anthem or giving her a standing ovation:

"Dee-ah! Dee-ah! Dee-ah!"

Oh yeah, the pink corset and stockings stayed on for as much of this time as she could stand (corsets and super-athletic fucking are a wee problem). She tells me that orgasms can be even more intense some times because of the pressure of the corset. Aha! So that's why those Victorian ladies went for all that whalebone. Buy your wife a corset for Valentine's Day and see if she'll turn into Dea.

Best fucking Christmas present I'll ever buy myself because … Guess what boys? … Here's the secret …

Dea likes it all as much as we do … maybe more.

I haven't posted before. Read reviews, made some choices based on them, but never posted. A couple of weeks ago I spent some time with Miss T and Samantha and I still keep thinking about it. So I thought it was time.

I like the voyeur thing - I've read some of the reviews for Miss T and Samantha – I called and received a reply right away and made an appointment. I owe my thanks to those who posted reviews for the two girls because I had a great experience.

I arrived at T's apartment in a character building and was greeted me warmly and excitedly. They were dressed only in bras and panties.

The ladies are beautiful, gorgeous. Miss T is petite, fair haired with startlingly blue eyes. Samantha - taller, dark haired, her huge breasts spilling out of her poor overworked bra.

I got a hug, sat down and the show started. It's a hell of a show.

Half naked, lying on the bed, talking, they started to wrestle. A little play fight, cute. And funny. They were doing the show, but it wasn't a by the numbers performance. They were enjoying themselves, giggling, laughing. Samantha started talking in an accent, telling goofy stories. Mind you, by this time, she was driving little T with a big red dildo. My cock was raging.

Then it was off to the shower. Tiny little bathroom. I was given a seat, encouraged to take my clothes off and they stepped into the bath. The no contact rule? It's not that strict. No genital contact but I asked if I could soap them up and they agreed. One of the reasons I'm still thinking about the evening – their smooth, shining skin, running my slippery hands over T's firm round ass and Samantha's big beautiful tits. After the shower, T squeezed some lotion into my hands so that I could massage it into Sam's breasts. And then back to the bed.

This time there wasn't any giggling. The girls were into it. They made out, they fondled each other, and T went down on Samantha. Samantha grinding her pussy into T's face, her legs flexing and curving, her back arcing, squeezing and massaging her own breasts, until an orgasm ripped through her.

After they calmed down a little, kissing lightly, but then turned their attention fully towards me.

Petite T cradled against Samantha's huge breasts, talking dirty, whispering (such a sweet, sweet voice to say such dirty, dirty things), Samantha reached around and played with T's pussy. Both of them watched me jerk off. Watching me watching them until T came.

I still hadn't come. They didn't rush me. They didn't seem at all concerned about the time. They kept giving me more show. T went down on Samantha again. And then I came. Both of the girls stopped and leaned over to watch. I appreciated the murmurs of approval.

The night started off light, relaxing and evolved into an intense, seethingly erotic experience. And yes, I'm going to visit them again.