Oh boy!
The last time I had my fling in Oshkosh with the BJ expert Jewel, she mentioned she had a friend whom she worked with in her previous legit job now interested mixing her love for sex with escorting. Because Jewels knew what a horny gentlemen I was :) she thought it would be of interest to me to meet Jennifer and break her in gently. HELL THAT WORKS FOR ME!
Jennifer is mid/late 30s, 5f3, 130lbs, clean shaven, reddish blond, and hourglass figure and heavenly stacked with 36DD enhanced boobs. If she wore a white dress, I would be convinced she would look like Marilyn Monroe from behind.
We played tag the night and day before but I found out that her regular shift was not ending until 4pm. I left a few vmails and giving her one last call for the evening around 5, I succeeded in getting through to her.
"Hi, Jennifer. This is Jewel's friend, Nookie Monster."
-"Oh, hello (Giggles) and says how are you? Jewel told me a lot about you so what are you up to?"
"Well, I was hoping we could hook up and I'd love to be one of your first clients!"
-"Well, I just got back from work and just stepped out of the bath. I'm free until 730 so what time were you thinking?"
"Hmmm, I can be there in 15 minutes!"
-"Oh wonderful. I look forward to meeting you."
Getting her address and particulars, I scoot over in the time mentioned and am buzzed up to the apartment. Jennifer mentioned she may be looking for a different incall so you other pooners may not see the same furniture that I did LOL.
Knock on her door and the peekaboo thing occurs. As I step in, I am blown away by this great looking MILFie greeting me in a terry cloth short robe and as I would see later, nothing underneath. I take my time and ogle and Jennifer kindly smiles at me and wrapping her arms around me, gives me a tender firm hug and light peck on the lips. The feel of her breasts on my chest is intoxicating and I take my time knowing that time doesn't matter as I could feel the quality of our experience would be extra special for both of us.
Jennifer takes my hand and leads me to the bedroom where a Queen bed underneath the blinded window would contain our next 30 minutes physical activity. We chat about our expectations of the session and I just said let's just both relax and have fun. I pass her the 5 green donation and we undress and jump on the bed. We quickly entangle our bodies with arms and legs and begin LFK and DFK for a few moments. Jennifer than repositions herself and leering hungrily at my body, makes me feel wonderful by saying "What a nice body you have" as she strokes my skin gently with her fingers. "I'm going to really have to thank Jewel and her lips meet my cock with kisses and soon a bj sans cover begins without prompting. Every few moments, Jennifer stops and admires my body and continues her caring. I then reposition her for a side by side 69 and her pussy was already wet from giving me the bj. With such a great start to her physical excitement, sucking on her swollen lips and button is seared into my memory.
Gents, I'm going to save some details for a follow-up because I did not get enough of this new lady. I've already scheduled myself for a follow-up appointment where I hope to see whether I will be receiving consistent service just like I do with her friend Jewel. If I do, I think we will be fortunate to have another quality provider in the Fraser Valley, one that the members of this board will truly enjoy.
Summary: LFK, DFK, BBBJ, daty, dato, digits, (again, cut your finger nails boys), COT and other services is YMMV as always.
Availability: Extremely limited. Jennifer is doing this part time for fun and extra $ for now so give patience and understanding to know she holds a full time job.
Donations: $100 for 30 minutes. I will confirm what the 60 minute rate will be after I've had my follow-up.
Cel Contact: 778.386.8132 *
Email secrettemptation@hotmail.com*
*it took me a better part of a day before I finally got through.
Ratings:
L 7 (This is purposeful hard marking because beauty is in the eye of the beholder. However, I do not want you Perberts to go in with unrealistic expectations. To my closest buddies, I would actually give her an 8)
A 9
S 9
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Wednesday, May 30. 2007
Mia in Santa Barbara Hot Hot Hot
Well after reading many rave reviews of her I decided to see if she was available for late night call in Vicitoria as I was visting for the weekend.
Great she was up and Mia answered and said sure give me a half hour, I told her what I wanted her to wear and when I got there her pictures are quite accurate she was dressed perfectly in heels black stocking bra and thongs.
We had a little chat and exchanged the donation (more on that that later)
I informed her I was a bit dominant and she was certainly okay with it actually I discovered she likes being dominanted a little bit.
We then moved into the bedroom where the fun really started . I held her hands over her head and ran my hands all over her body and turned her around and ground my cock on her nice round ass. At this point we started talking dirty and describing previous sexual experiiences which got her very wet. Mia told me she was just reading a book on talking dirty.
I said show me your toys whereby she opened up a box which had everthing in it from Handcuffs to vibrartors and even a balll gag. I took out the items I wanted to use and asked what toy she liked the best. It was a purple vibrating dildo and we proceeded to continue the dirty talk with Mia masturbating herself and my finger in her ass My cock was throbbing as I watched her get off with my finger in her ass. It was now time to check out her cocksucking skills. this girl can swallow, I was geting her to deep throat me pretty good but she had to take off the collar I had her wear so I could actually gag her.
Thats enough detail this was a really good session by a fun open minded girl who obvioulsy enjoys what she does and do yourselve a favor and go see this girl.
The doanation was 250 but due to the late time and what we agreed were above and beyond the norm extras was added on at the end.
Just search Mia and I am sure you wil find all the contact info you need
Great she was up and Mia answered and said sure give me a half hour, I told her what I wanted her to wear and when I got there her pictures are quite accurate she was dressed perfectly in heels black stocking bra and thongs.
We had a little chat and exchanged the donation (more on that that later)
I informed her I was a bit dominant and she was certainly okay with it actually I discovered she likes being dominanted a little bit.
We then moved into the bedroom where the fun really started . I held her hands over her head and ran my hands all over her body and turned her around and ground my cock on her nice round ass. At this point we started talking dirty and describing previous sexual experiiences which got her very wet. Mia told me she was just reading a book on talking dirty.
I said show me your toys whereby she opened up a box which had everthing in it from Handcuffs to vibrartors and even a balll gag. I took out the items I wanted to use and asked what toy she liked the best. It was a purple vibrating dildo and we proceeded to continue the dirty talk with Mia masturbating herself and my finger in her ass My cock was throbbing as I watched her get off with my finger in her ass. It was now time to check out her cocksucking skills. this girl can swallow, I was geting her to deep throat me pretty good but she had to take off the collar I had her wear so I could actually gag her.
Thats enough detail this was a really good session by a fun open minded girl who obvioulsy enjoys what she does and do yourselve a favor and go see this girl.
The doanation was 250 but due to the late time and what we agreed were above and beyond the norm extras was added on at the end.
Just search Mia and I am sure you wil find all the contact info you need
Tuesday, May 29. 2007
Khandi in Juneau
I called her up, sounded nice on the phone, was quotes $.2 for a 30 minutes (she does off an hr session for $$ which includes a trip to greece).
Her CL ad is: http://Juneau.craigslist.org/ers/338240627.html
I arrived at her apartment is Juneau, was greeted at the door with the standard 'hide behind the door' in the dark hallway until inside. Once inside, I see her, and she stands about 5' 4", and 140lbs and is wearing a bra and a thong. We go to the bedroom settle the financials, and she asks me to get undressed and says she will be right back. 5 minutes later, she enters and climbs on the bed. At this point, I now get a better look at her, and she has some stretch marks and sag in the tummy. On the phone she said she had 36D and I thought I would have a great handful, but after that bra came off, no such luck, as they had sag as well, and were not a handful. I tried for some LFK, and no luck. I figure, Ok, lets try some action on the neck...again, no luck. She does allow some hand play with her tits, but very limited mouth action as 1 nipple is pierced. She takes off her thong, and the pussy was clean. She does a rub and tug of my unit, and then starts into the dirty talk. She asks if I want to lick her pussy... and who is a bad boy. I figure, it may be the only thing I could get my mouth on (besides the glass of water on the nightstand) so I said YES. That lasted all of 2 minutes, and then she says let's put the protection on. I'm thinking to myself, she is just trying to get this over with. I figured, I might as well get my release and get out. She offered nothing but mish...and I figured, just enjoy the action and release. Once done, I cleaned up and made my way out.
Would I repeat......NOPE!
Her CL ad is: http://Juneau.craigslist.org/ers/338240627.html
I arrived at her apartment is Juneau, was greeted at the door with the standard 'hide behind the door' in the dark hallway until inside. Once inside, I see her, and she stands about 5' 4", and 140lbs and is wearing a bra and a thong. We go to the bedroom settle the financials, and she asks me to get undressed and says she will be right back. 5 minutes later, she enters and climbs on the bed. At this point, I now get a better look at her, and she has some stretch marks and sag in the tummy. On the phone she said she had 36D and I thought I would have a great handful, but after that bra came off, no such luck, as they had sag as well, and were not a handful. I tried for some LFK, and no luck. I figure, Ok, lets try some action on the neck...again, no luck. She does allow some hand play with her tits, but very limited mouth action as 1 nipple is pierced. She takes off her thong, and the pussy was clean. She does a rub and tug of my unit, and then starts into the dirty talk. She asks if I want to lick her pussy... and who is a bad boy. I figure, it may be the only thing I could get my mouth on (besides the glass of water on the nightstand) so I said YES. That lasted all of 2 minutes, and then she says let's put the protection on. I'm thinking to myself, she is just trying to get this over with. I figured, I might as well get my release and get out. She offered nothing but mish...and I figured, just enjoy the action and release. Once done, I cleaned up and made my way out.
Would I repeat......NOPE!
Monday, May 28. 2007
Koie Review - Skagway Escorts
I don't see a recent review of Koie so here goes:
Did an outcall just because after reading some past reviews, I didn't want to go to a place that possibly might be a turn off. Maybe things are different but I just didn't want to chance it. The appointment was for 4pm but she didn't show so tried to call the agency several times until I got through which was at 4:30. For any of you setting up an appointment, I would suggest making it late in the night just because you'll probably get headaches setting up a day appointment. She finally arrived at 5pm and was not fully what I expected. So here is the good and bad. GOOD: She is very very slim and her details on her are pretty accurate. She also has a nice sweet attitude and quiet. Nice dresser and hair similar to an import model. She has nice nipples. She has a nice body for about 75%-80% of it (see the bad for why) BAD: Before I mention this, everyone has different tastes but for me, it's not mine. Her face looks very tired or it might be from the high amount of makeup in the past. Her stomach well has some sagging skin which is probably from child birth. My nose is very sensitive and I can smell cigarette smoke. (I have nothing against smokers just not during a session) The smell down there wasn't as fresh as I would like.
So for me basically I couldn't get it up just because it was not my type of girl. Others might love this petite one if you are very dominating and tell her what you want to do with her. Damage: $$.20
L 5
A 6 to 7
S hard to comment because I just was not turned on to her.
Repeat... Not for me
AD: Can be located in the GS
There are other reviews that are similar and you can just search for it.
Just as a note, she did try to help me get it up but if a girl is not your type, you know it gets tough.
Did an outcall just because after reading some past reviews, I didn't want to go to a place that possibly might be a turn off. Maybe things are different but I just didn't want to chance it. The appointment was for 4pm but she didn't show so tried to call the agency several times until I got through which was at 4:30. For any of you setting up an appointment, I would suggest making it late in the night just because you'll probably get headaches setting up a day appointment. She finally arrived at 5pm and was not fully what I expected. So here is the good and bad. GOOD: She is very very slim and her details on her are pretty accurate. She also has a nice sweet attitude and quiet. Nice dresser and hair similar to an import model. She has nice nipples. She has a nice body for about 75%-80% of it (see the bad for why) BAD: Before I mention this, everyone has different tastes but for me, it's not mine. Her face looks very tired or it might be from the high amount of makeup in the past. Her stomach well has some sagging skin which is probably from child birth. My nose is very sensitive and I can smell cigarette smoke. (I have nothing against smokers just not during a session) The smell down there wasn't as fresh as I would like.
So for me basically I couldn't get it up just because it was not my type of girl. Others might love this petite one if you are very dominating and tell her what you want to do with her. Damage: $$.20
L 5
A 6 to 7
S hard to comment because I just was not turned on to her.
Repeat... Not for me
AD: Can be located in the GS
There are other reviews that are similar and you can just search for it.
Just as a note, she did try to help me get it up but if a girl is not your type, you know it gets tough.
Sunday, May 27. 2007
Helena from Special Ladies - Lancaster Escorts
Wednesday comes and I give a call early morning to special ladies to book one of my favs Regan for 7 pm. No prob. Arrive on time to be greeted by Regan in a skimpy robe and I'm thinking this is going to be fun. Get out of the shower and go into the room with Regan sitting on the bed where the bad news starts. She's not feeling very well and tho she will spend the hour with me if I want, she's not sure she can give the 100% she ussually does.
I'm offered an option to quickly meet Helena and decide if I would be satisfied switching . Helena pops in and she is mid 30's, tall (5'10" aprox) with legs that go forever, blonde and attractive.
I think that if Regan is coming down with something that I don't want to catch it and agree to try Helena
BIG MISTAKE
Helena is wearing a tank top, mini skirt and socks that come up to her knees.
I start caressing her thu her clothes and suggests she take a few off.
Off comes the top and skirt but the socks stay on. She starts a massage on me thats a bit lame but I figure things should get better.
After 10 mins I suggest CBJ which she was pretty good at, other than a little mechanical.This goes for quite awhile, then I want to kiss her body.Start on her boobs, small with tiny nipples but nice, untill I notice her face is screwed up like maybe the nipples are too sensitive. O.K. I move down her belly kissing along the way but when I to where I have to pull off her panties she tells me she doesn't like kissing down there. What!! No DATY. I'm thinking this is starting not to go good.
I suggest I give her a massage and starts getting me back in the mood.
After a bit I want Cowgirl or Doggie, but she says I'm too big for her to do that.
WTF!!
Almost all the other girls I've seen do at least one of these.
Start to try mish and she says its still to big. I'm starting to get really ticked off. She finally lets me put it in but barely lets me stroke, just keeping it in and hardley moving. Damned hard to build up to a climax this way.
Finally give up, roll off and suggest she finnishes me off with her mouth.
I guess I was upset enough that I couldn't even finnish that way and finally gave up. Got dressed and went home very unhappy.
I have almost never written a bad review on anyone because there was always something that made it OK but not this time.
A & S were 2 or 3 at best
$220 was donation
I'm offered an option to quickly meet Helena and decide if I would be satisfied switching . Helena pops in and she is mid 30's, tall (5'10" aprox) with legs that go forever, blonde and attractive.
I think that if Regan is coming down with something that I don't want to catch it and agree to try Helena
BIG MISTAKE
Helena is wearing a tank top, mini skirt and socks that come up to her knees.
I start caressing her thu her clothes and suggests she take a few off.
Off comes the top and skirt but the socks stay on. She starts a massage on me thats a bit lame but I figure things should get better.
After 10 mins I suggest CBJ which she was pretty good at, other than a little mechanical.This goes for quite awhile, then I want to kiss her body.Start on her boobs, small with tiny nipples but nice, untill I notice her face is screwed up like maybe the nipples are too sensitive. O.K. I move down her belly kissing along the way but when I to where I have to pull off her panties she tells me she doesn't like kissing down there. What!! No DATY. I'm thinking this is starting not to go good.
I suggest I give her a massage and starts getting me back in the mood.
After a bit I want Cowgirl or Doggie, but she says I'm too big for her to do that.
WTF!!
Almost all the other girls I've seen do at least one of these.
Start to try mish and she says its still to big. I'm starting to get really ticked off. She finally lets me put it in but barely lets me stroke, just keeping it in and hardley moving. Damned hard to build up to a climax this way.
Finally give up, roll off and suggest she finnishes me off with her mouth.
I guess I was upset enough that I couldn't even finnish that way and finally gave up. Got dressed and went home very unhappy.
I have almost never written a bad review on anyone because there was always something that made it OK but not this time.
A & S were 2 or 3 at best
$220 was donation
Saturday, May 26. 2007
Helena from Special Ladies - Rockville Escorts
Wednesday comes and I give a call early morning to special ladies to book one of my favs Regan for 7 pm. No prob. Arrive on time to be greeted by Regan in a skimpy robe and I'm thinking this is going to be fun. Get out of the shower and go into the room with Regan sitting on the bed where the bad news starts. She's not feeling very well and tho she will spend the hour with me if I want, she's not sure she can give the 100% she ussually does.
I'm offered an option to quickly meet Helena and decide if I would be satisfied switching . Helena pops in and she is mid 30's, tall (5'10" aprox) with legs that go forever, blonde and attractive.
I think that if Regan is coming down with something that I don't want to catch it and agree to try Helena
BIG MISTAKE
Helena is wearing a tank top, mini skirt and socks that come up to her knees.
I start caressing her thu her clothes and suggests she take a few off.
Off comes the top and skirt but the socks stay on. She starts a massage on me thats a bit lame but I figure things should get better.
After 10 mins I suggest CBJ which she was pretty good at, other than a little mechanical.This goes for quite awhile, then I want to kiss her body.Start on her boobs, small with tiny nipples but nice, untill I notice her face is screwed up like maybe the nipples are too sensitive. O.K. I move down her belly kissing along the way but when I to where I have to pull off her panties she tells me she doesn't like kissing down there. What!! No DATY. I'm thinking this is starting not to go good.
I suggest I give her a massage and starts getting me back in the mood.
After a bit I want Cowgirl or Doggie, but she says I'm too big for her to do that.
WTF!!
Almost all the other girls I've seen do at least one of these.
Start to try mish and she says its still to big. I'm starting to get really ticked off. She finally lets me put it in but barely lets me stroke, just keeping it in and hardley moving. Damned hard to build up to a climax this way.
Finally give up, roll off and suggest she finnishes me off with her mouth.
I guess I was upset enough that I couldn't even finnish that way and finally gave up. Got dressed and went home very unhappy.
I have almost never written a bad review on anyone because there was always something that made it OK but not this time.
A & S were 2 or 3 at best
$220 was donation
I'm offered an option to quickly meet Helena and decide if I would be satisfied switching . Helena pops in and she is mid 30's, tall (5'10" aprox) with legs that go forever, blonde and attractive.
I think that if Regan is coming down with something that I don't want to catch it and agree to try Helena
BIG MISTAKE
Helena is wearing a tank top, mini skirt and socks that come up to her knees.
I start caressing her thu her clothes and suggests she take a few off.
Off comes the top and skirt but the socks stay on. She starts a massage on me thats a bit lame but I figure things should get better.
After 10 mins I suggest CBJ which she was pretty good at, other than a little mechanical.This goes for quite awhile, then I want to kiss her body.Start on her boobs, small with tiny nipples but nice, untill I notice her face is screwed up like maybe the nipples are too sensitive. O.K. I move down her belly kissing along the way but when I to where I have to pull off her panties she tells me she doesn't like kissing down there. What!! No DATY. I'm thinking this is starting not to go good.
I suggest I give her a massage and starts getting me back in the mood.
After a bit I want Cowgirl or Doggie, but she says I'm too big for her to do that.
WTF!!
Almost all the other girls I've seen do at least one of these.
Start to try mish and she says its still to big. I'm starting to get really ticked off. She finally lets me put it in but barely lets me stroke, just keeping it in and hardley moving. Damned hard to build up to a climax this way.
Finally give up, roll off and suggest she finnishes me off with her mouth.
I guess I was upset enough that I couldn't even finnish that way and finally gave up. Got dressed and went home very unhappy.
I have almost never written a bad review on anyone because there was always something that made it OK but not this time.
A & S were 2 or 3 at best
$220 was donation
Friday, May 25. 2007
Review--COCO ( Korean ) -- Gettysburg
I'm back from Holidays and have a totally new and fast Computer so I was absent for awhile here.
Here's a quick review of Coco ( korean ) I saw about a 1.5 weeks ago or so.
Sorry...better late than never.
These Micro's are becoming alittle to routine for me in terms of what to expect.
Coco seemed to me very shy and mechanical. Don't get me wrong, she's very sweet/ quiet and wants to do a good job.
For me thought she was way to on the soft side. Almost like a beginner.
Made an appointment late night and shuffled my over to the highrise apt that they are in.
Made my way into the apt and into her room and then undressed.
I undressed myself and she undressed herself.
The shower part I showered alone and then she shower herself. I thought this is weird.
Anyway after that dried off and on the bed for a kind of decent body massage. Went on for about 10 min or so. After that she gave me a pretty good CBJ for a few minutes. Wasn't bad but I had to get to slow down, Didn't want to let go yet, otherwise I would of.
Switched and DATY her for a good 10 min and then tried to get her to reverse Facesit me full weight but she wouldn't. Didn't like that at all being that's my love postion. Oh well I got to her to ride me for a bit and then switched to Mish and that's when I let go. Couldn't hold it she felt great.
After that I showered alone again and so did she.
We hugged and I left. That was my session.
Overall ...she's very sweet and her skin is incrediblly smooth and soft. Very nice. But for me I won't repeat.
Here is her CL ad for those who are wondering.
http://Gettysburg.craigslist.org/ers/333639631.html
Here's a quick review of Coco ( korean ) I saw about a 1.5 weeks ago or so.
Sorry...better late than never.
These Micro's are becoming alittle to routine for me in terms of what to expect.
Coco seemed to me very shy and mechanical. Don't get me wrong, she's very sweet/ quiet and wants to do a good job.
For me thought she was way to on the soft side. Almost like a beginner.
Made an appointment late night and shuffled my over to the highrise apt that they are in.
Made my way into the apt and into her room and then undressed.
I undressed myself and she undressed herself.
The shower part I showered alone and then she shower herself. I thought this is weird.
Anyway after that dried off and on the bed for a kind of decent body massage. Went on for about 10 min or so. After that she gave me a pretty good CBJ for a few minutes. Wasn't bad but I had to get to slow down, Didn't want to let go yet, otherwise I would of.
Switched and DATY her for a good 10 min and then tried to get her to reverse Facesit me full weight but she wouldn't. Didn't like that at all being that's my love postion. Oh well I got to her to ride me for a bit and then switched to Mish and that's when I let go. Couldn't hold it she felt great.
After that I showered alone again and so did she.
We hugged and I left. That was my session.
Overall ...she's very sweet and her skin is incrediblly smooth and soft. Very nice. But for me I won't repeat.
Here is her CL ad for those who are wondering.
http://Gettysburg.craigslist.org/ers/333639631.html
Thursday, May 24. 2007
Missy - Abilene Escorts
OK guys... I'm not much of a reviewer on here, but this is one I just had to share.
I decided to TOFTT on "MISSY" tonight - from CAN-DI. I was immediately hooked on what appeared to be a very fit and attractive MILF with an enhanced chest. And since my luck with this kind of thing seems to be fairly good, I gave her a call and set up an appointment for an incall.
Sounded nice on the phone and had a very nice demeanor. Eventually we nail down a time and I take a quick swing by the place to check things out. Granted she told me was going to be moving to a new location in Abilene soon, this place was shady! Reminds me of stories I've read from Hatrick cruising the block.Totally not my scene. I prefer something a little more "safe and upscale". I thought to myself - fuck it, I'm already here I might as well at least check her out and she if she's legit.
So I knock on the door, and out pops this old probably mid-40s (and I'm being really generous here, probably older) lady. She mentioned something about a roomate, but it wasn't long after that that I realized this person standing in front of me was indeed "MISSY".
It's hard to describe her looks on a scale from 1 to 10, because I honestly wouldn't even give her a rating. Huge sagging fake boobs from a boob-job that was probably done in the late 70's from her previous career as a stripper. Huge back tattoo. Unhealthy looking complexion, lips that were non-existent, and a body that appeared to be extremely emaciated. I like skinny girls, but this had the classic symptoms of a hard street drug user. I didn't stick around long enough to get her undressed to check for track marks, but it wouldn't be a stretch of the imagination. And early 30s? The last time she saw 33 was in the 80s.
I seriously felt sick to my stomach after this brief encounter. And I felt fairly sorry for her. I mean it's obvious she's doing this to support her child/children, but she's clearly over the yard-arm and the years have not been kind to her.
So to cut to the chase - yes - MISSY is a bait and switch. Those pictures are definitely not her. Save your time and your effort. She might be amazing in the sack, but you'd have to be absolutely lit.
L - 0
A - 8
S - N/A
Peace Out.
I decided to TOFTT on "MISSY" tonight - from CAN-DI. I was immediately hooked on what appeared to be a very fit and attractive MILF with an enhanced chest. And since my luck with this kind of thing seems to be fairly good, I gave her a call and set up an appointment for an incall.
Sounded nice on the phone and had a very nice demeanor. Eventually we nail down a time and I take a quick swing by the place to check things out. Granted she told me was going to be moving to a new location in Abilene soon, this place was shady! Reminds me of stories I've read from Hatrick cruising the block.Totally not my scene. I prefer something a little more "safe and upscale". I thought to myself - fuck it, I'm already here I might as well at least check her out and she if she's legit.
So I knock on the door, and out pops this old probably mid-40s (and I'm being really generous here, probably older) lady. She mentioned something about a roomate, but it wasn't long after that that I realized this person standing in front of me was indeed "MISSY".
It's hard to describe her looks on a scale from 1 to 10, because I honestly wouldn't even give her a rating. Huge sagging fake boobs from a boob-job that was probably done in the late 70's from her previous career as a stripper. Huge back tattoo. Unhealthy looking complexion, lips that were non-existent, and a body that appeared to be extremely emaciated. I like skinny girls, but this had the classic symptoms of a hard street drug user. I didn't stick around long enough to get her undressed to check for track marks, but it wouldn't be a stretch of the imagination. And early 30s? The last time she saw 33 was in the 80s.
I seriously felt sick to my stomach after this brief encounter. And I felt fairly sorry for her. I mean it's obvious she's doing this to support her child/children, but she's clearly over the yard-arm and the years have not been kind to her.
So to cut to the chase - yes - MISSY is a bait and switch. Those pictures are definitely not her. Save your time and your effort. She might be amazing in the sack, but you'd have to be absolutely lit.
L - 0
A - 8
S - N/A
Peace Out.
Wednesday, May 23. 2007
Review--COCO ( Korean ) -- Tampa
I'm back from Holidays and have a totally new and fast Computer so I was absent for awhile here.
Here's a quick review of Coco ( korean ) I saw about a 1.5 weeks ago or so.
Sorry...better late than never.
These Micro's are becoming alittle to routine for me in terms of what to expect.
Coco seemed to me very shy and mechanical. Don't get me wrong, she's very sweet/ quiet and wants to do a good job.
For me thought she was way to on the soft side. Almost like a beginner.
Made an appointment late night and shuffled my over to the highrise apt that they are in.
Made my way into the apt and into her room and then undressed.
I undressed myself and she undressed herself.
The shower part I showered alone and then she shower herself. I thought this is weird.
Anyway after that dried off and on the bed for a kind of decent body massage. Went on for about 10 min or so. After that she gave me a pretty good CBJ for a few minutes. Wasn't bad but I had to get to slow down, Didn't want to let go yet, otherwise I would of.
Switched and DATY her for a good 10 min and then tried to get her to reverse Facesit me full weight but she wouldn't. Didn't like that at all being that's my love postion. Oh well I got to her to ride me for a bit and then switched to Mish and that's when I let go. Couldn't hold it she felt great.
After that I showered alone again and so did she.
We hugged and I left. That was my session.
Overall ...she's very sweet and her skin is incrediblly smooth and soft. Very nice. But for me I won't repeat.
Here is her CL ad for those who are wondering.
http://Tampa.craigslist.org/ers/333639631.html
Here's a quick review of Coco ( korean ) I saw about a 1.5 weeks ago or so.
Sorry...better late than never.
These Micro's are becoming alittle to routine for me in terms of what to expect.
Coco seemed to me very shy and mechanical. Don't get me wrong, she's very sweet/ quiet and wants to do a good job.
For me thought she was way to on the soft side. Almost like a beginner.
Made an appointment late night and shuffled my over to the highrise apt that they are in.
Made my way into the apt and into her room and then undressed.
I undressed myself and she undressed herself.
The shower part I showered alone and then she shower herself. I thought this is weird.
Anyway after that dried off and on the bed for a kind of decent body massage. Went on for about 10 min or so. After that she gave me a pretty good CBJ for a few minutes. Wasn't bad but I had to get to slow down, Didn't want to let go yet, otherwise I would of.
Switched and DATY her for a good 10 min and then tried to get her to reverse Facesit me full weight but she wouldn't. Didn't like that at all being that's my love postion. Oh well I got to her to ride me for a bit and then switched to Mish and that's when I let go. Couldn't hold it she felt great.
After that I showered alone again and so did she.
We hugged and I left. That was my session.
Overall ...she's very sweet and her skin is incrediblly smooth and soft. Very nice. But for me I won't repeat.
Here is her CL ad for those who are wondering.
http://Tampa.craigslist.org/ers/333639631.html
Tuesday, May 22. 2007
Devon/Riley - Alexandria Escorts
Hindsight is 20/20 and now I wish I could have kept my appt with Isabelle, although I'm sure we will meet in the near future.
Even though I had a great experience with Alyssa at BBC,(see massage reviews) my other experience was not stellar.
I also had met someone at my hotel that I had to send packing. I don't know if this happens to alot of guys or not...but I have pretty good intuition or spidey-sense if you will. I felt like crap for a few minutes for doing it.....but what am I supposed to do?? Pay someone I'm not attracted to and that I had the feeling didn't like men as much as she liked women(just a feeling), she had no make-up on, shorts, sandals and I also had the feeling she didn't want to be there. nuff said. You may not have to worry about this as she may connect with other men...and I don't believe she makes herself very available anymore anyway.
My next call didn't go much better, she goes by Riley on Eros, or Devon in the GS, she's a nice woman and I know she will be good for some older gentlemen. I should have known better, whenever I had her on the phone she just kept talking, but she had a nice body, said she was 38....more like mid 40's, but still a nice body. Face was average but she had some serious lip enhancement going on that was not complimentary to her.
When she arrived at the hotel, we exchanged pleasantries and she started to talk, at one point she said to me "I have to tell you a story" I actually covered my face with my hands in a "I don't want to hear a fucking story gesture" I didn't care at this point...she just simply talked too much, maybe because she was uncomfortable lying to me about her age....I don't know.
I did the best I could to make it an okay experience, listening and talking to her....I didn't have the heart to reject her as well, but holy fuck.
Anyway; kissing, not really
Daty, non-responsive
F.S and CBJ okay.
I don't think she really enjoys what she is doing....Duh!!
Even though I had a great experience with Alyssa at BBC,(see massage reviews) my other experience was not stellar.
I also had met someone at my hotel that I had to send packing. I don't know if this happens to alot of guys or not...but I have pretty good intuition or spidey-sense if you will. I felt like crap for a few minutes for doing it.....but what am I supposed to do?? Pay someone I'm not attracted to and that I had the feeling didn't like men as much as she liked women(just a feeling), she had no make-up on, shorts, sandals and I also had the feeling she didn't want to be there. nuff said. You may not have to worry about this as she may connect with other men...and I don't believe she makes herself very available anymore anyway.
My next call didn't go much better, she goes by Riley on Eros, or Devon in the GS, she's a nice woman and I know she will be good for some older gentlemen. I should have known better, whenever I had her on the phone she just kept talking, but she had a nice body, said she was 38....more like mid 40's, but still a nice body. Face was average but she had some serious lip enhancement going on that was not complimentary to her.
When she arrived at the hotel, we exchanged pleasantries and she started to talk, at one point she said to me "I have to tell you a story" I actually covered my face with my hands in a "I don't want to hear a fucking story gesture" I didn't care at this point...she just simply talked too much, maybe because she was uncomfortable lying to me about her age....I don't know.
I did the best I could to make it an okay experience, listening and talking to her....I didn't have the heart to reject her as well, but holy fuck.
Anyway; kissing, not really
Daty, non-responsive
F.S and CBJ okay.
I don't think she really enjoys what she is doing....Duh!!
Monday, May 21. 2007
Review--COCO ( Korean ) -- Cedar Falls
I'm back from Holidays and have a totally new and fast Computer so I was absent for awhile here.
Here's a quick review of Coco ( korean ) I saw about a 1.5 weeks ago or so.
Sorry...better late than never.
These Micro's are becoming alittle to routine for me in terms of what to expect.
Coco seemed to me very shy and mechanical. Don't get me wrong, she's very sweet/ quiet and wants to do a good job.
For me thought she was way to on the soft side. Almost like a beginner.
Made an appointment late night and shuffled my over to the highrise apt that they are in.
Made my way into the apt and into her room and then undressed.
I undressed myself and she undressed herself.
The shower part I showered alone and then she shower herself. I thought this is weird.
Anyway after that dried off and on the bed for a kind of decent body massage. Went on for about 10 min or so. After that she gave me a pretty good CBJ for a few minutes. Wasn't bad but I had to get to slow down, Didn't want to let go yet, otherwise I would of.
Switched and DATY her for a good 10 min and then tried to get her to reverse Facesit me full weight but she wouldn't. Didn't like that at all being that's my love postion. Oh well I got to her to ride me for a bit and then switched to Mish and that's when I let go. Couldn't hold it she felt great.
After that I showered alone again and so did she.
We hugged and I left. That was my session.
Overall ...she's very sweet and her skin is incrediblly smooth and soft. Very nice. But for me I won't repeat.
Here is her CL ad for those who are wondering.
http://Cedar Falls.craigslist.org/ers/333639631.html
Here's a quick review of Coco ( korean ) I saw about a 1.5 weeks ago or so.
Sorry...better late than never.
These Micro's are becoming alittle to routine for me in terms of what to expect.
Coco seemed to me very shy and mechanical. Don't get me wrong, she's very sweet/ quiet and wants to do a good job.
For me thought she was way to on the soft side. Almost like a beginner.
Made an appointment late night and shuffled my over to the highrise apt that they are in.
Made my way into the apt and into her room and then undressed.
I undressed myself and she undressed herself.
The shower part I showered alone and then she shower herself. I thought this is weird.
Anyway after that dried off and on the bed for a kind of decent body massage. Went on for about 10 min or so. After that she gave me a pretty good CBJ for a few minutes. Wasn't bad but I had to get to slow down, Didn't want to let go yet, otherwise I would of.
Switched and DATY her for a good 10 min and then tried to get her to reverse Facesit me full weight but she wouldn't. Didn't like that at all being that's my love postion. Oh well I got to her to ride me for a bit and then switched to Mish and that's when I let go. Couldn't hold it she felt great.
After that I showered alone again and so did she.
We hugged and I left. That was my session.
Overall ...she's very sweet and her skin is incrediblly smooth and soft. Very nice. But for me I won't repeat.
Here is her CL ad for those who are wondering.
http://Cedar Falls.craigslist.org/ers/333639631.html
Sunday, May 20. 2007
Redhead on east broadway - Stafford Escorts
I've never posted here but I have read alot of post and you (my fellow pooners) have saved me from a few bad SP's and helped me with some good ones. I will start posting me pooning adventures to return the favor, (when pay day comes of course).
I use to see this one redhead on east broadway (between fraser and knight) see was probably about 30-35 yrs mabye 5' 5" - 5' 8", not a bad face, not much for tits but the nicest butt I have ever felt, great softest little puss (nicely trimmed). She was the kind of girl that I could leave in my car and go to the bank machine(trust :) ).
I havn't seen her for about 3 weeks, but last time I did see her it was great:D
Driving broadway nothing in Stafford, a few girls I wouldn't even cosider back to broadway there she was so the green machine (it's called that cause my car is very 420 friendly) hit auto pilot and went around the block picked her up long redhair (I have a bit of a redhead fetish) love it. I told her I take the same as last time which was a BBBJ and some digits for 3 green (the first time I saw her she told me 2 green and I tip another green cause she was very good) so anyway we go to the side streets park get the money out of the way hope in the back seat and got started, when she does BBBJ she takes her time soft slow like she has nothing else to do that night but me, I ask her to take off her bottoms "no problem" she says, so she is enjoying me and my fingers do some walkin, I start to slip one finger in after teaseing her for a while and she is so wet I'm loving it she's loving it it's just good times all around, she starts to shake she's loving it so I reat my face on those great soft butt cheeks of hers and at this point the more she shakes the closer I'm getting to finish line, finally I tell her to get brace her self cause where just about done and she finishs me off with a nice CIM (Which I can't get enough of) we clean up a bit a I drop here off at 12th and commercial.
All in all a great time.
But like I said before I havn't seen her in a while so if anyone's seen her or you see her sometime let me know.
You will know by how I described above and she walks a little hunched over, when you talk to her you won't hear her very well (she is a low talker) I don't remeber her name and she never had a cell but I hope she's ok, she was a real sweety.
WOW I didn't think I could write that much but once you get started shit it just won't stop, I have another story for my fellow pooners but we'll wait till next time for that.
So what do you think was that a pretty good post for a rookie or what
Talk to you guys later :cool:
I use to see this one redhead on east broadway (between fraser and knight) see was probably about 30-35 yrs mabye 5' 5" - 5' 8", not a bad face, not much for tits but the nicest butt I have ever felt, great softest little puss (nicely trimmed). She was the kind of girl that I could leave in my car and go to the bank machine(trust :) ).
I havn't seen her for about 3 weeks, but last time I did see her it was great:D
Driving broadway nothing in Stafford, a few girls I wouldn't even cosider back to broadway there she was so the green machine (it's called that cause my car is very 420 friendly) hit auto pilot and went around the block picked her up long redhair (I have a bit of a redhead fetish) love it. I told her I take the same as last time which was a BBBJ and some digits for 3 green (the first time I saw her she told me 2 green and I tip another green cause she was very good) so anyway we go to the side streets park get the money out of the way hope in the back seat and got started, when she does BBBJ she takes her time soft slow like she has nothing else to do that night but me, I ask her to take off her bottoms "no problem" she says, so she is enjoying me and my fingers do some walkin, I start to slip one finger in after teaseing her for a while and she is so wet I'm loving it she's loving it it's just good times all around, she starts to shake she's loving it so I reat my face on those great soft butt cheeks of hers and at this point the more she shakes the closer I'm getting to finish line, finally I tell her to get brace her self cause where just about done and she finishs me off with a nice CIM (Which I can't get enough of) we clean up a bit a I drop here off at 12th and commercial.
All in all a great time.
But like I said before I havn't seen her in a while so if anyone's seen her or you see her sometime let me know.
You will know by how I described above and she walks a little hunched over, when you talk to her you won't hear her very well (she is a low talker) I don't remeber her name and she never had a cell but I hope she's ok, she was a real sweety.
WOW I didn't think I could write that much but once you get started shit it just won't stop, I have another story for my fellow pooners but we'll wait till next time for that.
So what do you think was that a pretty good post for a rookie or what
Talk to you guys later :cool:
Saturday, May 19. 2007
Review Mistress Enya - Morgantown Escorts
Review Mistress Enya http://www.mistressenya.com/index1.htm
I had the pleasure of a session with Mistress Enya today, and all I can say is wow. She is one gorgeous lady, with an attitude that is professional, yet sensual. I initially e-mailed her to determine availability, and donation, to which she responded very promptly.
I called this morning to see if a slot at 3:00PM this afternoon was possible, and was told it was. Unfortunately due to traffic I was 30 minutes late, but informed her via cell, and so she waited for me to arrive, and didn't make a big deal about it.
We sat and chatted for about 10-15 minutes, getting to know each other, discussed my interests, health stability, safe word, etc. On her website she says she is not a clock watcher, and she wasn't, even though I was 30 minutes late, she gave me a good hour plus, which I thought was very generous of her. She could have easily said pay the full hourly rate, and you have 30 minutes. Very classy lady.
The session itself was incredible. She started off dressed in a black leather outfit, but after warming me up, she gradually took most of it off, until she was bare breasted, man what a treat they were; 38DD & pierced. The way she did things was totally unique, sensual, and stimulating. I didn't want to have any marks, and true to her word, I had none. Because I was a good boy, she let me kiss her breasts, and they were the softest I have ever experienced. She also was not shy about touching me up, while in the process of warming me up.
I especially liked her ability to sync in with me, i.e. I didn't want the typical boot licking, ass kicking humiliation that most seem to want to deliver, and so she adjusted accordingly, although I am sure she would be prepared to meet that desire as well if someone were into that. Her service room is very well equipped, certainly able to cater to most BDSM desires.
Some time ago, there was a thread regarding her age. I have no idea how old she is, and frankly it didn't matter to me. We discussed the Perb debate thread, and she said she has said she is 39 and holding for some time now, which seemed fair to me. Also she asked " who else has as many revealing pictures on their website, and as many pages"? The website pictures are very accurate, so you can decide for yourself if she is too old for you. She has the body of a woman in her 30's, and her face is also beautiful. She is not a young spinner, but she is definitely not an old hag either. If you are in your 20s, she would be a convincing mother for those with an Oedipus complex.
All in all, the best BDSM session I have ever experienced, and I recommend her highly. Like all service providers I have met, when they are treated respectfully, they reciprocate. Mistress Enya was no exception, and I certainly enjoyed my visit, and I believe she did as well.
I had the pleasure of a session with Mistress Enya today, and all I can say is wow. She is one gorgeous lady, with an attitude that is professional, yet sensual. I initially e-mailed her to determine availability, and donation, to which she responded very promptly.
I called this morning to see if a slot at 3:00PM this afternoon was possible, and was told it was. Unfortunately due to traffic I was 30 minutes late, but informed her via cell, and so she waited for me to arrive, and didn't make a big deal about it.
We sat and chatted for about 10-15 minutes, getting to know each other, discussed my interests, health stability, safe word, etc. On her website she says she is not a clock watcher, and she wasn't, even though I was 30 minutes late, she gave me a good hour plus, which I thought was very generous of her. She could have easily said pay the full hourly rate, and you have 30 minutes. Very classy lady.
The session itself was incredible. She started off dressed in a black leather outfit, but after warming me up, she gradually took most of it off, until she was bare breasted, man what a treat they were; 38DD & pierced. The way she did things was totally unique, sensual, and stimulating. I didn't want to have any marks, and true to her word, I had none. Because I was a good boy, she let me kiss her breasts, and they were the softest I have ever experienced. She also was not shy about touching me up, while in the process of warming me up.
I especially liked her ability to sync in with me, i.e. I didn't want the typical boot licking, ass kicking humiliation that most seem to want to deliver, and so she adjusted accordingly, although I am sure she would be prepared to meet that desire as well if someone were into that. Her service room is very well equipped, certainly able to cater to most BDSM desires.
Some time ago, there was a thread regarding her age. I have no idea how old she is, and frankly it didn't matter to me. We discussed the Perb debate thread, and she said she has said she is 39 and holding for some time now, which seemed fair to me. Also she asked " who else has as many revealing pictures on their website, and as many pages"? The website pictures are very accurate, so you can decide for yourself if she is too old for you. She has the body of a woman in her 30's, and her face is also beautiful. She is not a young spinner, but she is definitely not an old hag either. If you are in your 20s, she would be a convincing mother for those with an Oedipus complex.
All in all, the best BDSM session I have ever experienced, and I recommend her highly. Like all service providers I have met, when they are treated respectfully, they reciprocate. Mistress Enya was no exception, and I certainly enjoyed my visit, and I believe she did as well.
Friday, May 18. 2007
Review Mistress Enya - Peoria Escorts
Review Mistress Enya http://www.mistressenya.com/index1.htm
I had the pleasure of a session with Mistress Enya today, and all I can say is wow. She is one gorgeous lady, with an attitude that is professional, yet sensual. I initially e-mailed her to determine availability, and donation, to which she responded very promptly.
I called this morning to see if a slot at 3:00PM this afternoon was possible, and was told it was. Unfortunately due to traffic I was 30 minutes late, but informed her via cell, and so she waited for me to arrive, and didn't make a big deal about it.
We sat and chatted for about 10-15 minutes, getting to know each other, discussed my interests, health stability, safe word, etc. On her website she says she is not a clock watcher, and she wasn't, even though I was 30 minutes late, she gave me a good hour plus, which I thought was very generous of her. She could have easily said pay the full hourly rate, and you have 30 minutes. Very classy lady.
The session itself was incredible. She started off dressed in a black leather outfit, but after warming me up, she gradually took most of it off, until she was bare breasted, man what a treat they were; 38DD & pierced. The way she did things was totally unique, sensual, and stimulating. I didn't want to have any marks, and true to her word, I had none. Because I was a good boy, she let me kiss her breasts, and they were the softest I have ever experienced. She also was not shy about touching me up, while in the process of warming me up.
I especially liked her ability to sync in with me, i.e. I didn't want the typical boot licking, ass kicking humiliation that most seem to want to deliver, and so she adjusted accordingly, although I am sure she would be prepared to meet that desire as well if someone were into that. Her service room is very well equipped, certainly able to cater to most BDSM desires.
Some time ago, there was a thread regarding her age. I have no idea how old she is, and frankly it didn't matter to me. We discussed the Perb debate thread, and she said she has said she is 39 and holding for some time now, which seemed fair to me. Also she asked " who else has as many revealing pictures on their website, and as many pages"? The website pictures are very accurate, so you can decide for yourself if she is too old for you. She has the body of a woman in her 30's, and her face is also beautiful. She is not a young spinner, but she is definitely not an old hag either. If you are in your 20s, she would be a convincing mother for those with an Oedipus complex.
All in all, the best BDSM session I have ever experienced, and I recommend her highly. Like all service providers I have met, when they are treated respectfully, they reciprocate. Mistress Enya was no exception, and I certainly enjoyed my visit, and I believe she did as well.
I had the pleasure of a session with Mistress Enya today, and all I can say is wow. She is one gorgeous lady, with an attitude that is professional, yet sensual. I initially e-mailed her to determine availability, and donation, to which she responded very promptly.
I called this morning to see if a slot at 3:00PM this afternoon was possible, and was told it was. Unfortunately due to traffic I was 30 minutes late, but informed her via cell, and so she waited for me to arrive, and didn't make a big deal about it.
We sat and chatted for about 10-15 minutes, getting to know each other, discussed my interests, health stability, safe word, etc. On her website she says she is not a clock watcher, and she wasn't, even though I was 30 minutes late, she gave me a good hour plus, which I thought was very generous of her. She could have easily said pay the full hourly rate, and you have 30 minutes. Very classy lady.
The session itself was incredible. She started off dressed in a black leather outfit, but after warming me up, she gradually took most of it off, until she was bare breasted, man what a treat they were; 38DD & pierced. The way she did things was totally unique, sensual, and stimulating. I didn't want to have any marks, and true to her word, I had none. Because I was a good boy, she let me kiss her breasts, and they were the softest I have ever experienced. She also was not shy about touching me up, while in the process of warming me up.
I especially liked her ability to sync in with me, i.e. I didn't want the typical boot licking, ass kicking humiliation that most seem to want to deliver, and so she adjusted accordingly, although I am sure she would be prepared to meet that desire as well if someone were into that. Her service room is very well equipped, certainly able to cater to most BDSM desires.
Some time ago, there was a thread regarding her age. I have no idea how old she is, and frankly it didn't matter to me. We discussed the Perb debate thread, and she said she has said she is 39 and holding for some time now, which seemed fair to me. Also she asked " who else has as many revealing pictures on their website, and as many pages"? The website pictures are very accurate, so you can decide for yourself if she is too old for you. She has the body of a woman in her 30's, and her face is also beautiful. She is not a young spinner, but she is definitely not an old hag either. If you are in your 20s, she would be a convincing mother for those with an Oedipus complex.
All in all, the best BDSM session I have ever experienced, and I recommend her highly. Like all service providers I have met, when they are treated respectfully, they reciprocate. Mistress Enya was no exception, and I certainly enjoyed my visit, and I believe she did as well.
Thursday, May 17. 2007
Review Mistress Enya - Alexandria Escorts
Review Mistress Enya http://www.mistressenya.com/index1.htm
I had the pleasure of a session with Mistress Enya today, and all I can say is wow. She is one gorgeous lady, with an attitude that is professional, yet sensual. I initially e-mailed her to determine availability, and donation, to which she responded very promptly.
I called this morning to see if a slot at 3:00PM this afternoon was possible, and was told it was. Unfortunately due to traffic I was 30 minutes late, but informed her via cell, and so she waited for me to arrive, and didn't make a big deal about it.
We sat and chatted for about 10-15 minutes, getting to know each other, discussed my interests, health stability, safe word, etc. On her website she says she is not a clock watcher, and she wasn't, even though I was 30 minutes late, she gave me a good hour plus, which I thought was very generous of her. She could have easily said pay the full hourly rate, and you have 30 minutes. Very classy lady.
The session itself was incredible. She started off dressed in a black leather outfit, but after warming me up, she gradually took most of it off, until she was bare breasted, man what a treat they were; 38DD & pierced. The way she did things was totally unique, sensual, and stimulating. I didn't want to have any marks, and true to her word, I had none. Because I was a good boy, she let me kiss her breasts, and they were the softest I have ever experienced. She also was not shy about touching me up, while in the process of warming me up.
I especially liked her ability to sync in with me, i.e. I didn't want the typical boot licking, ass kicking humiliation that most seem to want to deliver, and so she adjusted accordingly, although I am sure she would be prepared to meet that desire as well if someone were into that. Her service room is very well equipped, certainly able to cater to most BDSM desires.
Some time ago, there was a thread regarding her age. I have no idea how old she is, and frankly it didn't matter to me. We discussed the Perb debate thread, and she said she has said she is 39 and holding for some time now, which seemed fair to me. Also she asked " who else has as many revealing pictures on their website, and as many pages"? The website pictures are very accurate, so you can decide for yourself if she is too old for you. She has the body of a woman in her 30's, and her face is also beautiful. She is not a young spinner, but she is definitely not an old hag either. If you are in your 20s, she would be a convincing mother for those with an Oedipus complex.
All in all, the best BDSM session I have ever experienced, and I recommend her highly. Like all service providers I have met, when they are treated respectfully, they reciprocate. Mistress Enya was no exception, and I certainly enjoyed my visit, and I believe she did as well.
I had the pleasure of a session with Mistress Enya today, and all I can say is wow. She is one gorgeous lady, with an attitude that is professional, yet sensual. I initially e-mailed her to determine availability, and donation, to which she responded very promptly.
I called this morning to see if a slot at 3:00PM this afternoon was possible, and was told it was. Unfortunately due to traffic I was 30 minutes late, but informed her via cell, and so she waited for me to arrive, and didn't make a big deal about it.
We sat and chatted for about 10-15 minutes, getting to know each other, discussed my interests, health stability, safe word, etc. On her website she says she is not a clock watcher, and she wasn't, even though I was 30 minutes late, she gave me a good hour plus, which I thought was very generous of her. She could have easily said pay the full hourly rate, and you have 30 minutes. Very classy lady.
The session itself was incredible. She started off dressed in a black leather outfit, but after warming me up, she gradually took most of it off, until she was bare breasted, man what a treat they were; 38DD & pierced. The way she did things was totally unique, sensual, and stimulating. I didn't want to have any marks, and true to her word, I had none. Because I was a good boy, she let me kiss her breasts, and they were the softest I have ever experienced. She also was not shy about touching me up, while in the process of warming me up.
I especially liked her ability to sync in with me, i.e. I didn't want the typical boot licking, ass kicking humiliation that most seem to want to deliver, and so she adjusted accordingly, although I am sure she would be prepared to meet that desire as well if someone were into that. Her service room is very well equipped, certainly able to cater to most BDSM desires.
Some time ago, there was a thread regarding her age. I have no idea how old she is, and frankly it didn't matter to me. We discussed the Perb debate thread, and she said she has said she is 39 and holding for some time now, which seemed fair to me. Also she asked " who else has as many revealing pictures on their website, and as many pages"? The website pictures are very accurate, so you can decide for yourself if she is too old for you. She has the body of a woman in her 30's, and her face is also beautiful. She is not a young spinner, but she is definitely not an old hag either. If you are in your 20s, she would be a convincing mother for those with an Oedipus complex.
All in all, the best BDSM session I have ever experienced, and I recommend her highly. Like all service providers I have met, when they are treated respectfully, they reciprocate. Mistress Enya was no exception, and I certainly enjoyed my visit, and I believe she did as well.
Wednesday, May 16. 2007
Katrina (Port Huron)
It's been a long time since I posted a review, but upon insistence of Katrina (and that I've taken a long time to wander back into the abyss), I will post a review.
I saw Katrina last night (do a search on her).
If you've read my previous posts I don't shill (I don't like using the word; it's a geek word).
After reading some posts on her, I called her up a few weeks ago. I was supposed to meet up with her several weeks ago, but plans fell through. She said she had to attend a stag that she forgot about. So, I thought I'd give it another chance. She remembered about the stag and that she reneged on her appointment with me.
We made tentative plans to meet up in the evening. She made it clear (in a polite way) that if I couldn't show, to call/text her. I told her I have no problems with that.
I called her around 9:00 and she thought our appointment was to be for 9:30. Honestly, I diddn't remember, so we agreed on 10:00.
I was running late and texted her saying I would be there at her agreed meeting spot at 10:15. She wasn't ready yet! She said she'd be ready in about 10 minutes. It was about 10:30 when we met up.
She apologized for being late and not freshening up as much as she could. She had just come out of the shower.
We couldn't go to her place due to some issues, so we went to my place (before you even go "there", I did think about the repercussions, so any of you, please don't lecture me about it)
When we arrived, she needed a few minutes to finish freshening up. I requested she take off her boots, which she was hesitant, but did so. She was honest that she's not GFE.
I paid the due and did the deed. Afterwards, we chatted, but I had other commitments, so I dropped her off and that was that.
To the parts you want to know: yeah, I'd see her again. She just needs to be organized in terms of her appointments. She is a nice girl, who's stunningly attractive, playful and seems to enjoy sex (she couldn't stop playing with herself after).
She mentioned she is also available for bachelor parties.
If you need her number, just do a search on her and it's in one of the reviews.
I saw Katrina last night (do a search on her).
If you've read my previous posts I don't shill (I don't like using the word; it's a geek word).
After reading some posts on her, I called her up a few weeks ago. I was supposed to meet up with her several weeks ago, but plans fell through. She said she had to attend a stag that she forgot about. So, I thought I'd give it another chance. She remembered about the stag and that she reneged on her appointment with me.
We made tentative plans to meet up in the evening. She made it clear (in a polite way) that if I couldn't show, to call/text her. I told her I have no problems with that.
I called her around 9:00 and she thought our appointment was to be for 9:30. Honestly, I diddn't remember, so we agreed on 10:00.
I was running late and texted her saying I would be there at her agreed meeting spot at 10:15. She wasn't ready yet! She said she'd be ready in about 10 minutes. It was about 10:30 when we met up.
She apologized for being late and not freshening up as much as she could. She had just come out of the shower.
We couldn't go to her place due to some issues, so we went to my place (before you even go "there", I did think about the repercussions, so any of you, please don't lecture me about it)
When we arrived, she needed a few minutes to finish freshening up. I requested she take off her boots, which she was hesitant, but did so. She was honest that she's not GFE.
I paid the due and did the deed. Afterwards, we chatted, but I had other commitments, so I dropped her off and that was that.
To the parts you want to know: yeah, I'd see her again. She just needs to be organized in terms of her appointments. She is a nice girl, who's stunningly attractive, playful and seems to enjoy sex (she couldn't stop playing with herself after).
She mentioned she is also available for bachelor parties.
If you need her number, just do a search on her and it's in one of the reviews.
Tuesday, May 15. 2007
FoxDen - Ariel - TOFTT - Winston-Salem Escorts
After an excessive amount of time in selecting a new provider to try, Ariel was suggested and the scheduling worked out. Though, in all honesty, this is a rather useless review.
I ducked into the Den last night after lucking out with scheduling an appointment (someone had cancelled). Had a 30 second wait to meet Ariel, and I was pleased with what I saw.
Gave her a look from the bottom up. Great legs, sexy lingerie, firm breasts, and a spitting image of a major college crush I had. I know some of the foxes can have "disappointing" faces, but this was quite the opposite.
Got comfortable in the room; she gave me a nice massage while we joked around. I asked about restrictions and she said "I just go with the flow." Seems very YMMV.
Since she was exactly like "the one that got away" she really had me going quickly and easily. So much so, that we went from the HJ, skipping the BJ, right into CG. Disadvantage of being the last guy of the night was that she wasn't as tight as I would have expected given her body type. She moved well, wonderful LFK and other licks and nibbles. Needless to say, it wasn't long until I was done.
Had a nice teasing shower with her and then head off to work.
Repeat? Very likely. She'd definately be a regular if she offers MSOG during an hourly appointment.
A: 8.5
L: 8 (trying to compensate for my personal bias)
S: 8.5
So why is this review useless? Because all I seemed to learn was that she's a Fox. Don't know if she offers MSOG, BBBJ, digits, DATY, greek, or russian. I'm sorry for the minimal information, but if I get a chance to see her again, I will update this review.
I ducked into the Den last night after lucking out with scheduling an appointment (someone had cancelled). Had a 30 second wait to meet Ariel, and I was pleased with what I saw.
Gave her a look from the bottom up. Great legs, sexy lingerie, firm breasts, and a spitting image of a major college crush I had. I know some of the foxes can have "disappointing" faces, but this was quite the opposite.
Got comfortable in the room; she gave me a nice massage while we joked around. I asked about restrictions and she said "I just go with the flow." Seems very YMMV.
Since she was exactly like "the one that got away" she really had me going quickly and easily. So much so, that we went from the HJ, skipping the BJ, right into CG. Disadvantage of being the last guy of the night was that she wasn't as tight as I would have expected given her body type. She moved well, wonderful LFK and other licks and nibbles. Needless to say, it wasn't long until I was done.
Had a nice teasing shower with her and then head off to work.
Repeat? Very likely. She'd definately be a regular if she offers MSOG during an hourly appointment.
A: 8.5
L: 8 (trying to compensate for my personal bias)
S: 8.5
So why is this review useless? Because all I seemed to learn was that she's a Fox. Don't know if she offers MSOG, BBBJ, digits, DATY, greek, or russian. I'm sorry for the minimal information, but if I get a chance to see her again, I will update this review.
Monday, May 14. 2007
CL "Honey Bunny, Petite Hot Blonde" in Cloverdale - Baltimore Escorts
Saw her ad on CL (http://Baltimore.craigslist.org/ers/327627065.html) and a 411 request (http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=67683). Cloverdale is pretty close to me so I thought I'd TOFTT.
So I called up and had a pleasant conversation with Honey. She came across as friendly and she didn't skate around any questions about services, etc. When Honey said she was working out of a friend's house I asked if there would be anyone else there. When she said it would be just us, I made an appointment for an hour later.
I arrived on time to her location near 176th and 64th and that's when my spidey senses started tingling. The place is pretty run down with a couple of dead cars in the driveway. (I don't remember if they are on blocks, but it wouldn't surprise me!)
I knocked on the door...
no answer.
I knocked again a minute or so later...
no answer.
I looked in the window to see if there was anyone there, but all I could see was a room COMPLETELY filled with junk. I was just about to bail when the front door opened. To my surprise some sketchy looking guy pops his head out and asks what I wanted. I asked for Honey, he said he'd go get her.
By this point, I was pretty certain I was going to bail, but the little head convinced me to stay if she was smokin' hot. About 5 minutes later, (I've now been at the place for 7 or 8 minutes) sketchy guy NUMBER TWO pokes his head out a second story window. He tells me this is his place, but to 'come in if the door is open' and wait for Honey to 'get out of the shower.'
What do I look like? A fucking idiot? I may be horny but I ain't so hard up that I'm willing to go get jacked in what I am pretty sure by now is crack house. Or at least a house with at least a couple of, uhm, strange looking dudes inside.
So to make a long story short, I may have missed out on the pooning experience of a lifetime. ;) Even though I didn't lay eyes on Honey, I'm pretty sure I don't think so.
Anyone else wanna TOFTT on this one? :D
So I called up and had a pleasant conversation with Honey. She came across as friendly and she didn't skate around any questions about services, etc. When Honey said she was working out of a friend's house I asked if there would be anyone else there. When she said it would be just us, I made an appointment for an hour later.
I arrived on time to her location near 176th and 64th and that's when my spidey senses started tingling. The place is pretty run down with a couple of dead cars in the driveway. (I don't remember if they are on blocks, but it wouldn't surprise me!)
I knocked on the door...
no answer.
I knocked again a minute or so later...
no answer.
I looked in the window to see if there was anyone there, but all I could see was a room COMPLETELY filled with junk. I was just about to bail when the front door opened. To my surprise some sketchy looking guy pops his head out and asks what I wanted. I asked for Honey, he said he'd go get her.
By this point, I was pretty certain I was going to bail, but the little head convinced me to stay if she was smokin' hot. About 5 minutes later, (I've now been at the place for 7 or 8 minutes) sketchy guy NUMBER TWO pokes his head out a second story window. He tells me this is his place, but to 'come in if the door is open' and wait for Honey to 'get out of the shower.'
What do I look like? A fucking idiot? I may be horny but I ain't so hard up that I'm willing to go get jacked in what I am pretty sure by now is crack house. Or at least a house with at least a couple of, uhm, strange looking dudes inside.
So to make a long story short, I may have missed out on the pooning experience of a lifetime. ;) Even though I didn't lay eyes on Honey, I'm pretty sure I don't think so.
Anyone else wanna TOFTT on this one? :D
Sunday, May 13. 2007
Oh man... those chat lines - Montpelier Escorts
I had been using the chat lines on / off to meet the odd SP. Well let me tell you it hasn't worked out well.
Stay far away from some chick in ABBY on George Ferguson Way. She tells me her sister is there, then not. I get there and some strung out chick is on the couch.
And there is also some guy asleep in the next room.
Also when we get down to it.. she has no protection. I usually carry but didn't this time. Man this was funny. She's lookin' here and lookin' there and even starts lookin' in her CD case. I said' why don't you try your vagina. Maybe there's a left over one from last time we can wash out....
Guys I have met several girls off of the chat line and almost every one has been a crack head smoking rip off artist drama queen.
Between CL and those Chat lines I think you might as well buy one of those realdolls.
And truth be told most of these girls also advertise on CL as well. Be wary of any so called provider that will not give you her address till your at the 'chevron' on blank street and blank avenue. I will come out and meet you. You must be standing on your head with your right arm pointing east.
Stay far away from some chick in ABBY on George Ferguson Way. She tells me her sister is there, then not. I get there and some strung out chick is on the couch.
And there is also some guy asleep in the next room.
Also when we get down to it.. she has no protection. I usually carry but didn't this time. Man this was funny. She's lookin' here and lookin' there and even starts lookin' in her CD case. I said' why don't you try your vagina. Maybe there's a left over one from last time we can wash out....
Guys I have met several girls off of the chat line and almost every one has been a crack head smoking rip off artist drama queen.
Between CL and those Chat lines I think you might as well buy one of those realdolls.
And truth be told most of these girls also advertise on CL as well. Be wary of any so called provider that will not give you her address till your at the 'chevron' on blank street and blank avenue. I will come out and meet you. You must be standing on your head with your right arm pointing east.
Saturday, May 12. 2007
BBC Asian girls - Towson Escorts
Since i'm a regular at the BBC in the past few months, i've been with nearly every asian girl there, so i thought i'd review them for everyone else out there with asian fever.
Lacy: The only asian girl there i haven't tried, as one pooner said "if you read this review and still try her, you're an idiot". i don't want to be an idiot.
May: The latest girl i've seen, she was very pleasant. Not a knockout, very slim build. She gave a pretty decent massage, but she exudes absolutely no sexiness. At one point i think she said " tell me when you want intercourse".....not the biggest turn on. The service was kind of ho hum, neither bad or great just sort of in between.But she was really nice so i don't want to bash her too much. She'd make a better flight attendant than SP.
L:6.5 A:7:5 S:6
Sonya: Only visited for a few days, but was smoking hot with a very thin body but big boobs. Soft skin, great cbj, enthused session with lots of eye contact.
L:9 A:8 S: 8
Now here's the tough part. i've seen nini about 6 times in the last few months, and she's been my favorite so far. We really hit it off, and out of all the SP's i've gotten along with her best. She's also really hot with a really tight little body. Sessions are always great, she's fun, sexy the whole shibang.
L:8.5 A:9.5 S:8
the problem is, i saw angel for the first time the other day, and she was incredibly sexy. i posted a review earlier in the week so you can read that for a really detailed review. Anyways, she was hot, funny, cool and really good at what she does. After thinking about it i want to tweak my score for her that i originally gave.
L:8.5, A:8, S:9
So now you can see my dilemma. Is it weird to feel loyalty to an SP? haha now i know its not real life, but i think nini might actually feel bad ( or maybe i would just feel guilty) if i started seeing angel more often. I just realized i'm complaining about which hot girl i should have sex with..... but yeah, has anyone else ever had this problem? thanks guys, hope this helps for future adventures.cheers
Lacy: The only asian girl there i haven't tried, as one pooner said "if you read this review and still try her, you're an idiot". i don't want to be an idiot.
May: The latest girl i've seen, she was very pleasant. Not a knockout, very slim build. She gave a pretty decent massage, but she exudes absolutely no sexiness. At one point i think she said " tell me when you want intercourse".....not the biggest turn on. The service was kind of ho hum, neither bad or great just sort of in between.But she was really nice so i don't want to bash her too much. She'd make a better flight attendant than SP.
L:6.5 A:7:5 S:6
Sonya: Only visited for a few days, but was smoking hot with a very thin body but big boobs. Soft skin, great cbj, enthused session with lots of eye contact.
L:9 A:8 S: 8
Now here's the tough part. i've seen nini about 6 times in the last few months, and she's been my favorite so far. We really hit it off, and out of all the SP's i've gotten along with her best. She's also really hot with a really tight little body. Sessions are always great, she's fun, sexy the whole shibang.
L:8.5 A:9.5 S:8
the problem is, i saw angel for the first time the other day, and she was incredibly sexy. i posted a review earlier in the week so you can read that for a really detailed review. Anyways, she was hot, funny, cool and really good at what she does. After thinking about it i want to tweak my score for her that i originally gave.
L:8.5, A:8, S:9
So now you can see my dilemma. Is it weird to feel loyalty to an SP? haha now i know its not real life, but i think nini might actually feel bad ( or maybe i would just feel guilty) if i started seeing angel more often. I just realized i'm complaining about which hot girl i should have sex with..... but yeah, has anyone else ever had this problem? thanks guys, hope this helps for future adventures.cheers
Friday, May 11. 2007
CL Naveah - Gerlach Escorts
Today's ad:
Reply to: pers-327788235@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-09, 4:41PM PDT
Do you fancy CREATIVE , SENSUAL , and INTENSE sensation play. Our session will be safe, sane, consensual.
Warning: Spending time with Me is ADDICTIVE! . Both newbies and vets will come to crave delicous spell. A perfectly proportioned vision of Loveliness, Once you submit and fall under my spell, you be mine to toy with as I see fit! I especially enjoy wardrobe includes leather, latex, sexy corsets, , stillettos, thigh high boots. .
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, SO START LIVING NOW!
SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY!
Contact Me if you dare!778 888 (lovr) 5687 in& outcalls
I had my session with Naveah about 10 days ago. I called to set up an appointment, but she wasn't available so I left a message. She was the only one to get back to me in the time (1.5 hours) I had asked her to (I had called two others that evening). She provided great directions to her in call location (Motel in Gerlach). She called once while I was on the road saying, "I got a call from this number." Once we sorted out that she had already called me she was fine.
I got to the in call location before she got there and arrive to find a guy in the room. I checked out the situation figured he was small and I could take him. I've never thrown a punch in my life, so I have no idea what my plan was, but he wasn't very threatening. Convince him to change from Dateline to the hockey game and watched for 10 minutes. Naveah arrives back at the suite and I get to meet her. Introduced to dude (Dave - her "roommate") and she promptly throws him out.
She fusses about and aplogizes for being late. She sets up her computer and puts on a nice selction of varied music. She spends a lot of time getting ready and chats away the whole time. I thought she was going to be ready soon, so after a clean up trip to the bathroom I get naked and ready. Well she chats away, continues to get ready and finally I get cold and have to put on my cloths again! She appologizes for being late and being slow. She is very personable, easy to talkto (even naked I didn't feel uncomfortsable chatting with her).
When she is ready she comes out, iI get naked again and she begins a nice strong shoulder and back massage. She claims she was the massage girl at T-Bar and I would say that was believable. She offers up a good back and leg massage before asking for the flip. I ask her to offer up some teasing (she claims this is her first R&T) which once encouraged she offers up and is very good at. She teases until I can hold out no more. The flip and then she goes to work. Her hand job is very good, she likes to change positions and she was very accommodating about keeping her fine behind in view, or in squeezing range at all times. We change it up a bit and then looking into her eyes it's over too quickly. She heads to the washroom for a warm washcloth and cleans me up. All in all a very good session. She asked for 4 jade canoes for the R&T session.
I was there about 1.5 hours and we played for a good 45 minutes of that. The starting 45 mintues were a great chance to get to know her and to be comfortable with her.
The photos on Craigslist are accurate and very current. She has georgous brunette hair that when styled is stunning. She is small (spinner) and very pretty. She has a very squeezable ass, small breasts and a cute little waist line. I did not ask her to get completely naked, so I couldn't comment on stretch marks, or sagginess at any location, but she did talk about two children, so one might suspect. The lingerie she had on was plenty sexy and I like a little left to the imagination sometimes. She did a lot of the small things very well. She had KY warming oil and not some off the shelf drug store baby oil. My skin felt great for a week and the massage was able to be given without sliding off the bed. She took the time to get made up and put on nice cloths. She could have come in and been - what you see is what you get, but she obviously cares about the details and pays attention to them - to the clients benefit.
Downsides - Naveah is an admitted drug user. While that won't surprise most hobbists I struggle with that (I know - moral values from someone involved in this - how strange). Anyway I'm not sure I like supporting someone elses distructive habit. That and as with all users you will find she has suffered the perils of the Jenny Crack diet. She talks about big dreams which are only the relatity of someone teetering on the brink of sobriety. She also has the disjointed and sometimes difficult to follow conversation patterns of someone who has used. And I think we all can admit that someone who uses has a little extra safety risk asscoaited with them.
I got one more call from Naveah after getting home to say, "I got a call from this number." When she recognized my voice she relaized her mistake and said, "At least you won't write in your review that I don't return calls!" :)
In summary - I had a hell of a good time with a very pretty lady. I was made to feel at ease, I got what I went for and I got it good at a very reasonable price. My own moral objections aside I would have no problem repeating.
Reply to: pers-327788235@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-09, 4:41PM PDT
Do you fancy CREATIVE , SENSUAL , and INTENSE sensation play. Our session will be safe, sane, consensual.
Warning: Spending time with Me is ADDICTIVE! . Both newbies and vets will come to crave delicous spell. A perfectly proportioned vision of Loveliness, Once you submit and fall under my spell, you be mine to toy with as I see fit! I especially enjoy wardrobe includes leather, latex, sexy corsets, , stillettos, thigh high boots. .
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, SO START LIVING NOW!
SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY!
Contact Me if you dare!778 888 (lovr) 5687 in& outcalls
I had my session with Naveah about 10 days ago. I called to set up an appointment, but she wasn't available so I left a message. She was the only one to get back to me in the time (1.5 hours) I had asked her to (I had called two others that evening). She provided great directions to her in call location (Motel in Gerlach). She called once while I was on the road saying, "I got a call from this number." Once we sorted out that she had already called me she was fine.
I got to the in call location before she got there and arrive to find a guy in the room. I checked out the situation figured he was small and I could take him. I've never thrown a punch in my life, so I have no idea what my plan was, but he wasn't very threatening. Convince him to change from Dateline to the hockey game and watched for 10 minutes. Naveah arrives back at the suite and I get to meet her. Introduced to dude (Dave - her "roommate") and she promptly throws him out.
She fusses about and aplogizes for being late. She sets up her computer and puts on a nice selction of varied music. She spends a lot of time getting ready and chats away the whole time. I thought she was going to be ready soon, so after a clean up trip to the bathroom I get naked and ready. Well she chats away, continues to get ready and finally I get cold and have to put on my cloths again! She appologizes for being late and being slow. She is very personable, easy to talkto (even naked I didn't feel uncomfortsable chatting with her).
When she is ready she comes out, iI get naked again and she begins a nice strong shoulder and back massage. She claims she was the massage girl at T-Bar and I would say that was believable. She offers up a good back and leg massage before asking for the flip. I ask her to offer up some teasing (she claims this is her first R&T) which once encouraged she offers up and is very good at. She teases until I can hold out no more. The flip and then she goes to work. Her hand job is very good, she likes to change positions and she was very accommodating about keeping her fine behind in view, or in squeezing range at all times. We change it up a bit and then looking into her eyes it's over too quickly. She heads to the washroom for a warm washcloth and cleans me up. All in all a very good session. She asked for 4 jade canoes for the R&T session.
I was there about 1.5 hours and we played for a good 45 minutes of that. The starting 45 mintues were a great chance to get to know her and to be comfortable with her.
The photos on Craigslist are accurate and very current. She has georgous brunette hair that when styled is stunning. She is small (spinner) and very pretty. She has a very squeezable ass, small breasts and a cute little waist line. I did not ask her to get completely naked, so I couldn't comment on stretch marks, or sagginess at any location, but she did talk about two children, so one might suspect. The lingerie she had on was plenty sexy and I like a little left to the imagination sometimes. She did a lot of the small things very well. She had KY warming oil and not some off the shelf drug store baby oil. My skin felt great for a week and the massage was able to be given without sliding off the bed. She took the time to get made up and put on nice cloths. She could have come in and been - what you see is what you get, but she obviously cares about the details and pays attention to them - to the clients benefit.
Downsides - Naveah is an admitted drug user. While that won't surprise most hobbists I struggle with that (I know - moral values from someone involved in this - how strange). Anyway I'm not sure I like supporting someone elses distructive habit. That and as with all users you will find she has suffered the perils of the Jenny Crack diet. She talks about big dreams which are only the relatity of someone teetering on the brink of sobriety. She also has the disjointed and sometimes difficult to follow conversation patterns of someone who has used. And I think we all can admit that someone who uses has a little extra safety risk asscoaited with them.
I got one more call from Naveah after getting home to say, "I got a call from this number." When she recognized my voice she relaized her mistake and said, "At least you won't write in your review that I don't return calls!" :)
In summary - I had a hell of a good time with a very pretty lady. I was made to feel at ease, I got what I went for and I got it good at a very reasonable price. My own moral objections aside I would have no problem repeating.
Thursday, May 10. 2007
CL Naveah - Visalia Escorts
Today's ad:
Reply to: pers-327788235@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-09, 4:41PM PDT
Do you fancy CREATIVE , SENSUAL , and INTENSE sensation play. Our session will be safe, sane, consensual.
Warning: Spending time with Me is ADDICTIVE! . Both newbies and vets will come to crave delicous spell. A perfectly proportioned vision of Loveliness, Once you submit and fall under my spell, you be mine to toy with as I see fit! I especially enjoy wardrobe includes leather, latex, sexy corsets, , stillettos, thigh high boots. .
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, SO START LIVING NOW!
SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY!
Contact Me if you dare!778 888 (lovr) 5687 in& outcalls
I had my session with Naveah about 10 days ago. I called to set up an appointment, but she wasn't available so I left a message. She was the only one to get back to me in the time (1.5 hours) I had asked her to (I had called two others that evening). She provided great directions to her in call location (Motel in Visalia). She called once while I was on the road saying, "I got a call from this number." Once we sorted out that she had already called me she was fine.
I got to the in call location before she got there and arrive to find a guy in the room. I checked out the situation figured he was small and I could take him. I've never thrown a punch in my life, so I have no idea what my plan was, but he wasn't very threatening. Convince him to change from Dateline to the hockey game and watched for 10 minutes. Naveah arrives back at the suite and I get to meet her. Introduced to dude (Dave - her "roommate") and she promptly throws him out.
She fusses about and aplogizes for being late. She sets up her computer and puts on a nice selction of varied music. She spends a lot of time getting ready and chats away the whole time. I thought she was going to be ready soon, so after a clean up trip to the bathroom I get naked and ready. Well she chats away, continues to get ready and finally I get cold and have to put on my cloths again! She appologizes for being late and being slow. She is very personable, easy to talkto (even naked I didn't feel uncomfortsable chatting with her).
When she is ready she comes out, iI get naked again and she begins a nice strong shoulder and back massage. She claims she was the massage girl at T-Bar and I would say that was believable. She offers up a good back and leg massage before asking for the flip. I ask her to offer up some teasing (she claims this is her first R&T) which once encouraged she offers up and is very good at. She teases until I can hold out no more. The flip and then she goes to work. Her hand job is very good, she likes to change positions and she was very accommodating about keeping her fine behind in view, or in squeezing range at all times. We change it up a bit and then looking into her eyes it's over too quickly. She heads to the washroom for a warm washcloth and cleans me up. All in all a very good session. She asked for 4 jade canoes for the R&T session.
I was there about 1.5 hours and we played for a good 45 minutes of that. The starting 45 mintues were a great chance to get to know her and to be comfortable with her.
The photos on Craigslist are accurate and very current. She has georgous brunette hair that when styled is stunning. She is small (spinner) and very pretty. She has a very squeezable ass, small breasts and a cute little waist line. I did not ask her to get completely naked, so I couldn't comment on stretch marks, or sagginess at any location, but she did talk about two children, so one might suspect. The lingerie she had on was plenty sexy and I like a little left to the imagination sometimes. She did a lot of the small things very well. She had KY warming oil and not some off the shelf drug store baby oil. My skin felt great for a week and the massage was able to be given without sliding off the bed. She took the time to get made up and put on nice cloths. She could have come in and been - what you see is what you get, but she obviously cares about the details and pays attention to them - to the clients benefit.
Downsides - Naveah is an admitted drug user. While that won't surprise most hobbists I struggle with that (I know - moral values from someone involved in this - how strange). Anyway I'm not sure I like supporting someone elses distructive habit. That and as with all users you will find she has suffered the perils of the Jenny Crack diet. She talks about big dreams which are only the relatity of someone teetering on the brink of sobriety. She also has the disjointed and sometimes difficult to follow conversation patterns of someone who has used. And I think we all can admit that someone who uses has a little extra safety risk asscoaited with them.
I got one more call from Naveah after getting home to say, "I got a call from this number." When she recognized my voice she relaized her mistake and said, "At least you won't write in your review that I don't return calls!" :)
In summary - I had a hell of a good time with a very pretty lady. I was made to feel at ease, I got what I went for and I got it good at a very reasonable price. My own moral objections aside I would have no problem repeating.
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I had my session with Naveah about 10 days ago. I called to set up an appointment, but she wasn't available so I left a message. She was the only one to get back to me in the time (1.5 hours) I had asked her to (I had called two others that evening). She provided great directions to her in call location (Motel in Visalia). She called once while I was on the road saying, "I got a call from this number." Once we sorted out that she had already called me she was fine.
I got to the in call location before she got there and arrive to find a guy in the room. I checked out the situation figured he was small and I could take him. I've never thrown a punch in my life, so I have no idea what my plan was, but he wasn't very threatening. Convince him to change from Dateline to the hockey game and watched for 10 minutes. Naveah arrives back at the suite and I get to meet her. Introduced to dude (Dave - her "roommate") and she promptly throws him out.
She fusses about and aplogizes for being late. She sets up her computer and puts on a nice selction of varied music. She spends a lot of time getting ready and chats away the whole time. I thought she was going to be ready soon, so after a clean up trip to the bathroom I get naked and ready. Well she chats away, continues to get ready and finally I get cold and have to put on my cloths again! She appologizes for being late and being slow. She is very personable, easy to talkto (even naked I didn't feel uncomfortsable chatting with her).
When she is ready she comes out, iI get naked again and she begins a nice strong shoulder and back massage. She claims she was the massage girl at T-Bar and I would say that was believable. She offers up a good back and leg massage before asking for the flip. I ask her to offer up some teasing (she claims this is her first R&T) which once encouraged she offers up and is very good at. She teases until I can hold out no more. The flip and then she goes to work. Her hand job is very good, she likes to change positions and she was very accommodating about keeping her fine behind in view, or in squeezing range at all times. We change it up a bit and then looking into her eyes it's over too quickly. She heads to the washroom for a warm washcloth and cleans me up. All in all a very good session. She asked for 4 jade canoes for the R&T session.
I was there about 1.5 hours and we played for a good 45 minutes of that. The starting 45 mintues were a great chance to get to know her and to be comfortable with her.
The photos on Craigslist are accurate and very current. She has georgous brunette hair that when styled is stunning. She is small (spinner) and very pretty. She has a very squeezable ass, small breasts and a cute little waist line. I did not ask her to get completely naked, so I couldn't comment on stretch marks, or sagginess at any location, but she did talk about two children, so one might suspect. The lingerie she had on was plenty sexy and I like a little left to the imagination sometimes. She did a lot of the small things very well. She had KY warming oil and not some off the shelf drug store baby oil. My skin felt great for a week and the massage was able to be given without sliding off the bed. She took the time to get made up and put on nice cloths. She could have come in and been - what you see is what you get, but she obviously cares about the details and pays attention to them - to the clients benefit.
Downsides - Naveah is an admitted drug user. While that won't surprise most hobbists I struggle with that (I know - moral values from someone involved in this - how strange). Anyway I'm not sure I like supporting someone elses distructive habit. That and as with all users you will find she has suffered the perils of the Jenny Crack diet. She talks about big dreams which are only the relatity of someone teetering on the brink of sobriety. She also has the disjointed and sometimes difficult to follow conversation patterns of someone who has used. And I think we all can admit that someone who uses has a little extra safety risk asscoaited with them.
I got one more call from Naveah after getting home to say, "I got a call from this number." When she recognized my voice she relaized her mistake and said, "At least you won't write in your review that I don't return calls!" :)
In summary - I had a hell of a good time with a very pretty lady. I was made to feel at ease, I got what I went for and I got it good at a very reasonable price. My own moral objections aside I would have no problem repeating.
Wednesday, May 9. 2007
Kalia Fox -- Hot looks, but.... - Rochester Escorts
Saw Kalia Fox at the Fox Den.
First off, super-hot body. Smallish but terrific tits. Perfect nipples. Very well defined muscles (so if you're into girly-girls, maybe not your thing). Face nice but not perfect. Greets me with a nice smile and takes me back to her room.
She is 19 and quite inexperienced. Really. She is shy and comes off as very innocent. Frankly, reminds me of about 50 girls I didn't get to score with in college but always wanted to.
We go to her room and get into the shower. We're washing up when somebody else comes to the fox den and rings the bell. Kalia hears the faint ring in the background and goes into vigilance mode, leaves the shower, and check to make sure its not the police. Hmmm, bad sign and not the last time we get such an interruption. She does this again later too. From what she says, the police show up in person to check up on the den's compliance with its massage parlor license terms pretty frequently, daily or every few days.
In any event, we get down to business. First came the rules: No kissing. No DATY. Ok, so she's safe and not GFE. Fine, she's still so hot thats ok. But then (after another weird out about whether the bells indicate police are coming) she gives a very clinical CBJ. I'm fairly well groomed, um, down there, but she still lays out a series of towels on my groin so that my member sticks out from a mountain of cotton-poly blend. Totally uninspired. I think she would have pleasured an oral thermometer at the doctor's office more actively.
In any event, after several clock watching minutes, we move on. First, this SP has the tightest pussy I have every experienced. By about 50%. It was ridiculous. And also very very cool. And that is the only high point. She really had to be told expressly what to do. If I started to move her over, she was oblivious to the idea that, gee, maybe I want to turn her over. I would have to say "can we try it this way". She did not pick up on signs well. But, it also means this is a model with, um, low mileage, shall we say.
In any event, the freakishly tight pussy (again, how cool is that) meant that I finished earlier than normal, and certainly earlier than I wanted to. But at least I also was done trying to get her to do what she should have been doing all along if she was into it.
In short, this was a SP who appeared bored and uninterested, but whose hot bod and inexperience meant that it exactly tracked the experience I would have wanted in college: A hot girl having sex for the first time -- with me! Its a weird combination of being turned off at her lack of interest and being totally intrigued by her hot body and apparent inexperience.
I should point out that she had a good attitude. She wanted to please, but she wasn't willing to bend the rules, and she couldn't hide her disinterest. Kind of like a good friend who pretends to like your favorite TV show but is secretly thinking "what a tool this guy is for watching this show."
Would I repeat? When I left I thought not. Its now a week later and I'm thinking, um, probably. You will never see a better or tighter pussy anyhow (although, please, Kalia, shave it or wax it -- the lightly trimmed look is not cool).
So summary, no regrets, disinterested attitude, comes off as inexperienced, hottest body I've seen in a while, good attitude, a little paranoid about things, very safe, very clean, and a great snatch (which my mouth, btw, got nowhere near, damn it).
First off, super-hot body. Smallish but terrific tits. Perfect nipples. Very well defined muscles (so if you're into girly-girls, maybe not your thing). Face nice but not perfect. Greets me with a nice smile and takes me back to her room.
She is 19 and quite inexperienced. Really. She is shy and comes off as very innocent. Frankly, reminds me of about 50 girls I didn't get to score with in college but always wanted to.
We go to her room and get into the shower. We're washing up when somebody else comes to the fox den and rings the bell. Kalia hears the faint ring in the background and goes into vigilance mode, leaves the shower, and check to make sure its not the police. Hmmm, bad sign and not the last time we get such an interruption. She does this again later too. From what she says, the police show up in person to check up on the den's compliance with its massage parlor license terms pretty frequently, daily or every few days.
In any event, we get down to business. First came the rules: No kissing. No DATY. Ok, so she's safe and not GFE. Fine, she's still so hot thats ok. But then (after another weird out about whether the bells indicate police are coming) she gives a very clinical CBJ. I'm fairly well groomed, um, down there, but she still lays out a series of towels on my groin so that my member sticks out from a mountain of cotton-poly blend. Totally uninspired. I think she would have pleasured an oral thermometer at the doctor's office more actively.
In any event, after several clock watching minutes, we move on. First, this SP has the tightest pussy I have every experienced. By about 50%. It was ridiculous. And also very very cool. And that is the only high point. She really had to be told expressly what to do. If I started to move her over, she was oblivious to the idea that, gee, maybe I want to turn her over. I would have to say "can we try it this way". She did not pick up on signs well. But, it also means this is a model with, um, low mileage, shall we say.
In any event, the freakishly tight pussy (again, how cool is that) meant that I finished earlier than normal, and certainly earlier than I wanted to. But at least I also was done trying to get her to do what she should have been doing all along if she was into it.
In short, this was a SP who appeared bored and uninterested, but whose hot bod and inexperience meant that it exactly tracked the experience I would have wanted in college: A hot girl having sex for the first time -- with me! Its a weird combination of being turned off at her lack of interest and being totally intrigued by her hot body and apparent inexperience.
I should point out that she had a good attitude. She wanted to please, but she wasn't willing to bend the rules, and she couldn't hide her disinterest. Kind of like a good friend who pretends to like your favorite TV show but is secretly thinking "what a tool this guy is for watching this show."
Would I repeat? When I left I thought not. Its now a week later and I'm thinking, um, probably. You will never see a better or tighter pussy anyhow (although, please, Kalia, shave it or wax it -- the lightly trimmed look is not cool).
So summary, no regrets, disinterested attitude, comes off as inexperienced, hottest body I've seen in a while, good attitude, a little paranoid about things, very safe, very clean, and a great snatch (which my mouth, btw, got nowhere near, damn it).
Tuesday, May 8. 2007
Vivi Japanese Girl BBBJ experience - Springfield Escorts
Been reading all the fuss about Kevin's place. Called up just to find out more info. Didn't mean to stay but Kevin said "come by nothing to lose" Went this afternoon and only 2 girls 1 girl was very young looking. Looks like a jail bait. Big bone but nice face. The other one was a petite Japanese girl maybe mid 20's with long pony tails wearing tight top showing her midriff and super tight bootyshorts with long socks and high heels. Kevin said the Japanese girl just arrived from Japan couple days ago. Quoted 160 for 45 mins FS with CBJ but if I wanted BBBJ it'd be 180 for 45mins. I was short on cash and wanted the 160 deal. But Kevin convinced me that I should go for the 180 deal and if I wasn't happy with the service to talk him. So I went with the Japanese girl I think her name was Vivi or Vivian. Couldn't remember. She showered with me and to my surprise started giving me BBBJ in the shower. I almost came but stopped her went to the bedroom. Gave me a back rub when she started to kiss my neck and lick my back. Flipped over and she kissed and lick my chest and started giving me a deep throat BBBJ and some BLS. 69, CG, reverse CG, doggy and MISH with her moaning in Japanese. Finished and she showered with me to clean me up. It was not dissapointing but next time when I don't feel like spending too much $ I'd stay with 160. BBBJ is not a deal breaker for me.
Monday, May 7. 2007
Many provides so little time TOFTT - Lahaina Escorts
New to the forum but not to pooning. So here goes.
1. kara in coquitlam - posts on craigslists. MILF Gone bad. You know when you leave milk in the fridge for to long it goes sour. Well this one has that flavour.
If you like em' old and flabby in the mid and in the face. 36D - yup their hangers
2. Keli off of buysell. Went in the front door. HOLY S#%T. Aye Corumba - We're just waiting on your Granddaughter right. Wrinkly old and here mid section looks like a soccer ball.
3. Bear Creek Park - CL's 2 ladies. Thought my chances might be good. Nice BJ on the 778 number. Never did try the 809 number. Her body looked like a war zone. For someone so young you might as well see kara. At least she's somewhat skinny.
4. Julie in Lahaina. Gettin' on but she has the tightest twat goin' I mean you cannot believe how tight this thing was. Bend her over and you should be good. Nice titties though. May be fake. Did leave with a smile on my face. Will repeat
That's all I can think of for now. 1-3 stay away or enter at own risk. I will say Kara's attitude is very good. I just did'nt care for her appearance.
1. kara in coquitlam - posts on craigslists. MILF Gone bad. You know when you leave milk in the fridge for to long it goes sour. Well this one has that flavour.
If you like em' old and flabby in the mid and in the face. 36D - yup their hangers
2. Keli off of buysell. Went in the front door. HOLY S#%T. Aye Corumba - We're just waiting on your Granddaughter right. Wrinkly old and here mid section looks like a soccer ball.
3. Bear Creek Park - CL's 2 ladies. Thought my chances might be good. Nice BJ on the 778 number. Never did try the 809 number. Her body looked like a war zone. For someone so young you might as well see kara. At least she's somewhat skinny.
4. Julie in Lahaina. Gettin' on but she has the tightest twat goin' I mean you cannot believe how tight this thing was. Bend her over and you should be good. Nice titties though. May be fake. Did leave with a smile on my face. Will repeat
That's all I can think of for now. 1-3 stay away or enter at own risk. I will say Kara's attitude is very good. I just did'nt care for her appearance.
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