A couple of weeks ago, I called Madame J at VRZ (http://www.vrz.ca). I asked for her recommendation of a brunette BBBJ provider. First of all, she wanted me to know that ALL the "Ultimate Girlfriend Experience" VRZ girls provide BBBJ. Good to know! Secondly, she said I'd love 18 year old Chelsea (http://www.vrz.ca/chelsea.htm).
18 years old?
I asked if that was 18 in SP years, or if that was 18 in real life years. She laughed and assured me that Chelsea really was 18. OK... I gotta check this out! I booked an incall for early the next day in their in Taunton apartment. All I had to do was confirm in the AM that the session was still on.
Wouldn't you know it, the next morning was such that I wasn't going to be able to escape undetected for the 11:00am appointment. Panicked, I text messaged Mme. J and asked to delay by an hour. I didn't know how this was going to play out because I was aware that the incall location is very solidly booked. Within a few minutes I got a text back saying that all was OK and the new time was confirmed.
So, after a great ride in Taunton in the sun, I found the location. Panicked about being late, I actually ended up there about half an hour early! When the time finally came, I buzzed in and made my way to the apartment and let myself in as requested.
Wow...
Chelsea is a spectacular young lady. Tall, stellar body, beautiful thick hair and most sensuous lips I have ever had the pleasure to kiss. She was dressed in a very shear two piece outfit, and was wearing some damn sexy high heels. Definitely the girl in the pictures on the VRZ website, just made up differently. Thank you Mme. J!
I am fairly convinced that Chelsea really is 18 years old, but she doesn't come across as your typical deer in the headlights teenager. She seems very mature, and holds up a great conversation on a range of topics, but it's peppered with the unbridled enthusiasm of youth. It may have something to do with the fact that she reminds me A LOT of the extremely off-limits sister of a friend of mine from many years ago. She was about that age the last time I saw her, so that 'moment' is still stuck in my mind.
Chelsea put me at ease right away. She asked me questions about what I liked and didn't like. She explained that greek wasn't on the menu, but that was about it. She told me how she giggles when it feels good, but wails and moans when it feels great. Then, somehow over the next couple of minutes of conversation, we were both completely naked, giggling, wailing and moaning our hearts out. Chelsea is no shrinking violet, and apparently is not at all afraid to make some noise!
I have a feeling that she really likes being the seductress / sex kitten. There wasn't a single moment that I felt she was just going through the motions; it was all very hot, passionate and even some down right dirty thrown in for good measure. I think the key with Chelsea is that it's all there for the taking, but you have to coax it out of her... that's part of the game.
The damage? $$$.20 for an hour incall. (Well, that and the $8.00 or whatever it cost to feed the meter so my bike didn't get towed away!)
L: 9+ (might be partially swayed by the similarities to my friend's sister)
A: 9+ (this girl really enjoys doing this. Enough said!)
S: 9+ (ditto)
Will I be back? Here's where it gets weird for me. On every level it was a fantastic session and Chelsea is a gem. The problem is, she could really start to grow on me... In another time, in another situation, she's very much the type that I could fall hard for. So do I tempt fate and see her again? Only time will tell... but the smart money is on yes.
Chelsea was awesome, and was probably the first SP that I wanted to hang around an BS with afterwards. It really was like spending time with your lover, not someone you just met an hour ago. Madame J really hit one out the park with her recommendation. Enjoy her guys, and treat her well!
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Monday, July 30. 2007
coquitlam lebanese women - Melbourne Escorts
:D hi guys,
so here it goes....
we send each other couple emails before i got her phone number. at the moment she is only doing outcalls since she is new to the biz. therefore i wont blame her. her name is tasha and she has very beautiful eyes and to me she is very pretty. very nice personality easy to talk to and she tries to please. i honestly thought that i will be dissapointed but i was rewarded. paid 225 for the hour and at the end she gave me 75 back. why i dont know but i guess because i treated her with respect. from my experience thats what the key is for getting what you are paying for. this was the first time a sp even paid me some money back. we met at my place she greated me with a warm hug... than she took a quick shower and there she was. a beautiful lebanese women. total gfe very good in kissing and man was she good with giving bbbf. i would say after seeing jesikaxxx many times. she is also on top of the list giving a fantastic bbbj. i wouldnt call her a bbw but she is in my opionion voloptious. i rate her service as l/7 s/10 attitue 10...tasha thank you for such good time and i cant wait to see her again.
guys please treat her with respect and you will get rewarded. i guess craiglist does have some good sps to offer.:D
so here it goes....
we send each other couple emails before i got her phone number. at the moment she is only doing outcalls since she is new to the biz. therefore i wont blame her. her name is tasha and she has very beautiful eyes and to me she is very pretty. very nice personality easy to talk to and she tries to please. i honestly thought that i will be dissapointed but i was rewarded. paid 225 for the hour and at the end she gave me 75 back. why i dont know but i guess because i treated her with respect. from my experience thats what the key is for getting what you are paying for. this was the first time a sp even paid me some money back. we met at my place she greated me with a warm hug... than she took a quick shower and there she was. a beautiful lebanese women. total gfe very good in kissing and man was she good with giving bbbf. i would say after seeing jesikaxxx many times. she is also on top of the list giving a fantastic bbbj. i wouldnt call her a bbw but she is in my opionion voloptious. i rate her service as l/7 s/10 attitue 10...tasha thank you for such good time and i cant wait to see her again.
guys please treat her with respect and you will get rewarded. i guess craiglist does have some good sps to offer.:D
Sunday, July 29. 2007
A night in the Rain - Columbia Escorts
I had the pleasure of seeing Rain Monroe tonight. She grabbed my interest after going through the archive and reading old review posts on this site. I find her contact info on www.localescorts.ca. I haven't seen any recent ads or reviews about her so decided to drop her an E-mail hoping she hasn't retired or anything.
A day later she E-mails me back! Huzzah! After trading E-mails a couple of times we agreed to meet up for 10:45 Thursday night. I'm to park near an intersection on Broadway and then give her a confirmation call to receive the actual address. I do that and I find out that coincidentally I just happened to park right in front of her building. How convenient! Even weirder was the fact that her building is right next door to the apartment building I lived in until I was 6 years old.
Rain greets me at the door in a tight baby-tee and booty shorts. She's not as voluptuous as she is in her pictures on her localescorts page and during conversation she tells me she's lost around 25 pounds recently. I like my girls a bit thicker, but Rain is still gorgeous. We spend around half an hour just chatting about nothing. She's very comfortable to get along with and we talked like we've been friends for ages. She shows me around her apartment (which is very well kept btw) and shows me her MASSIVE Hello Kitty collection including the Hello Kitty bedsheets that we're going to end up f*cking on. Very cute stuff!
We get down to business and I give her her donation after letting me know her restrictions. She unfortunately no longer does digits or DATY.
Rain really puts the gf into the gfe. We start out with some DFK as we feel each other up and really gets me going as she kisses me all over leading to a CBJ with a little bit of BLS. She rides me cowgirl after I get hard and goes back to CBJ with a bit of BLS with lots of DFK in between everything mentioned.
Rain towels me clean after a HJ finish and we spend another 20 minutes just chatting about nothing. I paid for an hour but got almost 2 hanging out with a really cool girl. I definitely had a good time and I'll definitely be going back!
A day later she E-mails me back! Huzzah! After trading E-mails a couple of times we agreed to meet up for 10:45 Thursday night. I'm to park near an intersection on Broadway and then give her a confirmation call to receive the actual address. I do that and I find out that coincidentally I just happened to park right in front of her building. How convenient! Even weirder was the fact that her building is right next door to the apartment building I lived in until I was 6 years old.
Rain greets me at the door in a tight baby-tee and booty shorts. She's not as voluptuous as she is in her pictures on her localescorts page and during conversation she tells me she's lost around 25 pounds recently. I like my girls a bit thicker, but Rain is still gorgeous. We spend around half an hour just chatting about nothing. She's very comfortable to get along with and we talked like we've been friends for ages. She shows me around her apartment (which is very well kept btw) and shows me her MASSIVE Hello Kitty collection including the Hello Kitty bedsheets that we're going to end up f*cking on. Very cute stuff!
We get down to business and I give her her donation after letting me know her restrictions. She unfortunately no longer does digits or DATY.
Rain really puts the gf into the gfe. We start out with some DFK as we feel each other up and really gets me going as she kisses me all over leading to a CBJ with a little bit of BLS. She rides me cowgirl after I get hard and goes back to CBJ with a bit of BLS with lots of DFK in between everything mentioned.
Rain towels me clean after a HJ finish and we spend another 20 minutes just chatting about nothing. I paid for an hour but got almost 2 hanging out with a really cool girl. I definitely had a good time and I'll definitely be going back!
Saturday, July 28. 2007
TOFTT - Jackie Fox - Yuma Escorts
Searched for Jackie Fox and could not find a review on Perb. Her pics on the CF website were decent, but not as revealing as others. I decided to TOFTT and set the appointment at the FD.
I paid the fees and was relieved to finally meet Jackie. Her description is fairly accurate on the website and the pics could definetly be her. She claimed she'll be getting some new pics done up next week. She has a pretty face and was very friendly. She has nice natural sized breasts and a great ass. She did have 2-3 tattoo's and a piercing, but looked classy on her. She was shaved except for a thin landing strip.
We started with an accompanied shower, although she did mention that she would only be in briefly. It didn't matter because she gave lots of contact in the shower. We moved over to the bed and continued with lots of lfk. I asked about the rules and she had 2; no anal & no digits. I asked about MSOG she said would cost extra. Other than that she claimed to be pretty open. I continued onto daty, no unpleasant odors and she tasted great. She genuinely got into the session moaning and rubbing her tits. On went the cover and we went onto the fucking portion. She proved to be very physically flexible and was subtle in being dirty/verbal which turned me on considerably. Once I blew my load she realized how much time was left. YMMV as I booked an hour and finished in 1/2 hour and she did offer me another round, which I declined as I would need more than a 1/2 hour to be able to finish again.
Would I repeat - Yes. She claimed to be fairly new to the biz and does have any easy going/open attitude.
l - 8 - great face and body, some tat's and piercings.
a - 9 - friendly and accomodating, did seem to talk about how she is great at pleasuring guys. I couldn't tell if she was being playful or quite serious.
s - 8 - great all round service, but I prefer to have digits, greek and msog on the menu, even if I won't necessarily use it. Also I did not receive any form of bj so I could not rate that.
I paid the fees and was relieved to finally meet Jackie. Her description is fairly accurate on the website and the pics could definetly be her. She claimed she'll be getting some new pics done up next week. She has a pretty face and was very friendly. She has nice natural sized breasts and a great ass. She did have 2-3 tattoo's and a piercing, but looked classy on her. She was shaved except for a thin landing strip.
We started with an accompanied shower, although she did mention that she would only be in briefly. It didn't matter because she gave lots of contact in the shower. We moved over to the bed and continued with lots of lfk. I asked about the rules and she had 2; no anal & no digits. I asked about MSOG she said would cost extra. Other than that she claimed to be pretty open. I continued onto daty, no unpleasant odors and she tasted great. She genuinely got into the session moaning and rubbing her tits. On went the cover and we went onto the fucking portion. She proved to be very physically flexible and was subtle in being dirty/verbal which turned me on considerably. Once I blew my load she realized how much time was left. YMMV as I booked an hour and finished in 1/2 hour and she did offer me another round, which I declined as I would need more than a 1/2 hour to be able to finish again.
Would I repeat - Yes. She claimed to be fairly new to the biz and does have any easy going/open attitude.
l - 8 - great face and body, some tat's and piercings.
a - 9 - friendly and accomodating, did seem to talk about how she is great at pleasuring guys. I couldn't tell if she was being playful or quite serious.
s - 8 - great all round service, but I prefer to have digits, greek and msog on the menu, even if I won't necessarily use it. Also I did not receive any form of bj so I could not rate that.
Friday, July 27. 2007
Sadie @BBC - Hilo Escorts
After having no luck hooking up with my first two choices yesterday I settled for stopping at BBC. Only 3 girls there Shawna (WOT-read my review) Candi ( Scary hair -pink/red with Goth look) and Sadie.
Sadie is a decent looking blonde and was wearing a nice dress that hid her worst defects. One: her ass is past it's prime and is approaching wide load status and two: really bad boob job, they just don't look natural.
Lame ass massage with lotion. Hate that I prefer oil or nothing. She tried really hard to be porn star like. She played with her tits and rubbed her pussy and tried to look all turned on. I booked 45 minutes. She had me flip after barely 5 minutes. Tried CG and didn't work to well 'cause of her size. Finished doggie and with her big ass it was pretty good except for the extra ripe pussy smell. Not awful but whiffy if you know what I mean. Closed my eyes and finished asap. She get me hot cloth and wipes me down. I'm in and out in 25 minutes feeling like I wasted my time and my $180.
You know she wasn't awful and she tried but not my cup of tea.
L-6.0 A-7.0 S-6.0
Repeat? I'm now reserving BBC for times when I'm either drunk or desparate. Quality and service are plunging fast.
Sadie is a decent looking blonde and was wearing a nice dress that hid her worst defects. One: her ass is past it's prime and is approaching wide load status and two: really bad boob job, they just don't look natural.
Lame ass massage with lotion. Hate that I prefer oil or nothing. She tried really hard to be porn star like. She played with her tits and rubbed her pussy and tried to look all turned on. I booked 45 minutes. She had me flip after barely 5 minutes. Tried CG and didn't work to well 'cause of her size. Finished doggie and with her big ass it was pretty good except for the extra ripe pussy smell. Not awful but whiffy if you know what I mean. Closed my eyes and finished asap. She get me hot cloth and wipes me down. I'm in and out in 25 minutes feeling like I wasted my time and my $180.
You know she wasn't awful and she tried but not my cup of tea.
L-6.0 A-7.0 S-6.0
Repeat? I'm now reserving BBC for times when I'm either drunk or desparate. Quality and service are plunging fast.
Thursday, July 26. 2007
Nookie Monster, Nina Leone, Beautiful Anna (Good Gawd!!!)... NM's Longest Review - Pocatello Escorts
Nookie Monster has had incredible run of luck in 2007 and his available pooning hours dictate he must cut back on his beloved hobby. Sensing the time was drawing near last week, Nookie began to make plans to end his last week of Poon Bachelorhood with a bang… a very big one.
Nookie’s Daytimer excerpt from last week:
Monday… see Japanese Student Ann in Coal Harbour
Tuesday… rest day
Wednesday… see Kye in Gastown
Thursday… rest day but be ready for Szabina in case she has a last minute cancellation (editorial: SHIT!!! She didn’t)
Friday… see CLM/Stephanie in Yaletown in morning, grab some liquids quickly, then scoot to Coal Harbour to re-visit Japanese Student Ann
Saturday… rest day
Sunday… see Beautiful Anna and Nina Leone for Nookie’s first threesome. WOW!!!
Monday… catch your breath Nookie Monster
Nookie and Anna exchanged several PM’s during the week. His schedule was fairly full as you can see and Anna’s schedule in the end only allowed a Sunday session to occur. The arranged meeting took an unexpected turn when Nina announced she had returned from touring the Oregon coast and sent Nookie a belated PM reply for an unrelated post.
“Hey, Nina. Anna told me you and her are going to a party on Saturday night. I agreed to let her push our appointment back a little so she has time to recover from the night’s events.”
“Mmmm. Anna’s beautiful and a lot of fun.”
“Well, seeing you both will be at the party together, maybe we could all meet for a duo?” Nookie was just testing the waters...
“OH! I’ll phone Anna and see what she says.”
A short time later, a PM arrives and it says, “We’re on. “
Nookie’s response… “I better hydrate for the next few days.”
The day arrives and Nookie Monster locates Anna’s apartment easily and ascends to her apartment. When the door opens, Anna greets Nookie in sexy bra and panties and before Nookie can get his bearings, Nina steps out of the darkness to also greet Nookie. The 2 ladies are different in body types. Anna is long with light coloured hair while Nina is buxom with dark locks. Both give Nookie a big hug and are excited that Nookie came bearing a present for each of them. The three of us retire to the living room for some light chat and while Anna is in the kitchen, she exclaims “What are you two doing in there? It’s awfully quiet.”
Anna was correct and the talking had stopped between Nookie and Nina because our mouths were locked in a passionate kiss. Upon returning to the living room with drinks, Anna joined in and Nookie found a second set of lips locked on his lips. The lip exercises heated up and one of the ladies finally giggled and implored, “I think we should go into the bedroom”. Smiling at Nookie, the courtesans each took one of Nookie’s hands and led him to the bedroom.
Before the session really took off, Nookie excused himself to do his usual quick washup and teethbrushing. When Nookie entered the bedroom, Nina and Anna were hugging with eyes fixed on Nookie as he entered wrapped in a towel around his waist. Standing in the boudoir, the three bodies embraced and 3 tongues started to taste 3 sets of lips simultaneously. The towel transformed itself into a tent and Anna peeled the towel off Nookie to reveal his incredible excitement in the presence of these two lovely companions.
Smiling and commenting on Nookie’s evidence of pleasure, the ladies knelt and began to give a double mouth BJ and the sight of two mouths slurping and two tongues swirling on Nookie’s hardened joystick was a true sight to behold. Nina continued to DT Nookie while Anna came up and continued to DFK and lick Nookie’s neck and ears.
Nookie has NEVER had a threesome but has seen sufficient porn to understand that it’s more fun to be active and moving through as many positions as possible keeping things interesting. While Anna rode Nookie in cowgirl, Nina gave a fantastic pose to allow Nookie’s tongue to pleasure her. Positions changed and Nookie then caught Anna in a thrilling doggy while Nookie’s hand explored Nina’s body. Doggy turned to a legs-up-in-the-air-Mish on Nina with Nookie’s hands busily squeezing her sexy butt while Anna occupied Nookie’s mouth.
…Nookie’s getting dizzy describing just a portion of all the positions tried with these fantastic mature ladies.
So this was Nookie’s special treat to begin winding down his summer of pooning and the WWS (Wild Women of Sex) tag team of Nina Leone and Beautiful Anna certainly pinned the notorious Nookie Monster to the mat for the count.
Incidentally, Nookie gave each of the ladies identical spiritual statuette candle holders to remember his special afternoon. Both ladies were surprisingly touched by the gifts. If you are lucky enough to see either of these ladies, ask them to show you the special reminder of Nookie’s Sunday with Nina and Anna.
No ratings are possible for this adventure. It was unique, exciting, rewarding, NATURAL and exceeded all Nookie’s expectations his inaugural threesome. These ladies are great on their own. Can you imagine the heat created by having them together? GOLLY!
Nookie Monster
Nina Leone's website http://ninaleone.rare-courtesan.com/inside.php
Beautiful Anna's website http://beautifulanna.com/inside.php
Nookie’s Daytimer excerpt from last week:
Monday… see Japanese Student Ann in Coal Harbour
Tuesday… rest day
Wednesday… see Kye in Gastown
Thursday… rest day but be ready for Szabina in case she has a last minute cancellation (editorial: SHIT!!! She didn’t)
Friday… see CLM/Stephanie in Yaletown in morning, grab some liquids quickly, then scoot to Coal Harbour to re-visit Japanese Student Ann
Saturday… rest day
Sunday… see Beautiful Anna and Nina Leone for Nookie’s first threesome. WOW!!!
Monday… catch your breath Nookie Monster
Nookie and Anna exchanged several PM’s during the week. His schedule was fairly full as you can see and Anna’s schedule in the end only allowed a Sunday session to occur. The arranged meeting took an unexpected turn when Nina announced she had returned from touring the Oregon coast and sent Nookie a belated PM reply for an unrelated post.
“Hey, Nina. Anna told me you and her are going to a party on Saturday night. I agreed to let her push our appointment back a little so she has time to recover from the night’s events.”
“Mmmm. Anna’s beautiful and a lot of fun.”
“Well, seeing you both will be at the party together, maybe we could all meet for a duo?” Nookie was just testing the waters...
“OH! I’ll phone Anna and see what she says.”
A short time later, a PM arrives and it says, “We’re on. “
Nookie’s response… “I better hydrate for the next few days.”
The day arrives and Nookie Monster locates Anna’s apartment easily and ascends to her apartment. When the door opens, Anna greets Nookie in sexy bra and panties and before Nookie can get his bearings, Nina steps out of the darkness to also greet Nookie. The 2 ladies are different in body types. Anna is long with light coloured hair while Nina is buxom with dark locks. Both give Nookie a big hug and are excited that Nookie came bearing a present for each of them. The three of us retire to the living room for some light chat and while Anna is in the kitchen, she exclaims “What are you two doing in there? It’s awfully quiet.”
Anna was correct and the talking had stopped between Nookie and Nina because our mouths were locked in a passionate kiss. Upon returning to the living room with drinks, Anna joined in and Nookie found a second set of lips locked on his lips. The lip exercises heated up and one of the ladies finally giggled and implored, “I think we should go into the bedroom”. Smiling at Nookie, the courtesans each took one of Nookie’s hands and led him to the bedroom.
Before the session really took off, Nookie excused himself to do his usual quick washup and teethbrushing. When Nookie entered the bedroom, Nina and Anna were hugging with eyes fixed on Nookie as he entered wrapped in a towel around his waist. Standing in the boudoir, the three bodies embraced and 3 tongues started to taste 3 sets of lips simultaneously. The towel transformed itself into a tent and Anna peeled the towel off Nookie to reveal his incredible excitement in the presence of these two lovely companions.
Smiling and commenting on Nookie’s evidence of pleasure, the ladies knelt and began to give a double mouth BJ and the sight of two mouths slurping and two tongues swirling on Nookie’s hardened joystick was a true sight to behold. Nina continued to DT Nookie while Anna came up and continued to DFK and lick Nookie’s neck and ears.
Nookie has NEVER had a threesome but has seen sufficient porn to understand that it’s more fun to be active and moving through as many positions as possible keeping things interesting. While Anna rode Nookie in cowgirl, Nina gave a fantastic pose to allow Nookie’s tongue to pleasure her. Positions changed and Nookie then caught Anna in a thrilling doggy while Nookie’s hand explored Nina’s body. Doggy turned to a legs-up-in-the-air-Mish on Nina with Nookie’s hands busily squeezing her sexy butt while Anna occupied Nookie’s mouth.
…Nookie’s getting dizzy describing just a portion of all the positions tried with these fantastic mature ladies.
So this was Nookie’s special treat to begin winding down his summer of pooning and the WWS (Wild Women of Sex) tag team of Nina Leone and Beautiful Anna certainly pinned the notorious Nookie Monster to the mat for the count.
Incidentally, Nookie gave each of the ladies identical spiritual statuette candle holders to remember his special afternoon. Both ladies were surprisingly touched by the gifts. If you are lucky enough to see either of these ladies, ask them to show you the special reminder of Nookie’s Sunday with Nina and Anna.
No ratings are possible for this adventure. It was unique, exciting, rewarding, NATURAL and exceeded all Nookie’s expectations his inaugural threesome. These ladies are great on their own. Can you imagine the heat created by having them together? GOLLY!
Nookie Monster
Nina Leone's website http://ninaleone.rare-courtesan.com/inside.php
Beautiful Anna's website http://beautifulanna.com/inside.php
Wednesday, July 25. 2007
Tiffany-New!!!Asian*** Sweet***-Cumberland- CL
Her name is VIVIAN not Tiffany sorry brain fart....
TOFTT:) - Ad says 20's prob early 30's ... 32a 24 34 . Indy in Cumberland near Metrotown . Saw her Friday night . Limited english has a receptionist (sarah ) very accomidating.
Usual greeting hiding behind the door ( I hate that ) . But she is cute and was wearing a rather frilly sexy 2 pc outfit and high heels . Led to a nicely decorated bedroom and asked immediately for the $.40 (hr is $.60)
Next " showa " together lots of attention to the big fella and my backside.
Started to complain "too big " i eased her concern and said ok half now half later . Off to the room some hugging and touchy feely stuf she likes it soft and slow . DFK BS and down for a nice slurpy sloppy BBBJ . She tried to go for DT got quite a ways down but came back up for air . Managed some light clit play she is very sensitive and got wet quickly. Next flipped her and proceeded with DATY again, gently does it, and she came like cat having her hair rubbed backwards. Quite bushy but tasty once i parted her moustache.
tried mish but she winced Went to doggy again she complained so we went for spooning which worked out well. She then began to rock and roll and to my surprised got totally into it heaving and moaning to an obvious "O" .
after a brief collapse we talked sign language for a couple of minutes . Mutually agreeing on our satisfaction . again for those who dont pay attention.
778 858 9227
$.40-45min $.60-1hr DFK DATY BBBJ very fragile small lady be gentle!
L-7 A-8 S-8 IMHO REPEAT !!! YES already done that sunday morning:p
TOFTT:) - Ad says 20's prob early 30's ... 32a 24 34 . Indy in Cumberland near Metrotown . Saw her Friday night . Limited english has a receptionist (sarah ) very accomidating.
Usual greeting hiding behind the door ( I hate that ) . But she is cute and was wearing a rather frilly sexy 2 pc outfit and high heels . Led to a nicely decorated bedroom and asked immediately for the $.40 (hr is $.60)
Next " showa " together lots of attention to the big fella and my backside.
Started to complain "too big " i eased her concern and said ok half now half later . Off to the room some hugging and touchy feely stuf she likes it soft and slow . DFK BS and down for a nice slurpy sloppy BBBJ . She tried to go for DT got quite a ways down but came back up for air . Managed some light clit play she is very sensitive and got wet quickly. Next flipped her and proceeded with DATY again, gently does it, and she came like cat having her hair rubbed backwards. Quite bushy but tasty once i parted her moustache.
tried mish but she winced Went to doggy again she complained so we went for spooning which worked out well. She then began to rock and roll and to my surprised got totally into it heaving and moaning to an obvious "O" .
after a brief collapse we talked sign language for a couple of minutes . Mutually agreeing on our satisfaction . again for those who dont pay attention.
778 858 9227
$.40-45min $.60-1hr DFK DATY BBBJ very fragile small lady be gentle!
L-7 A-8 S-8 IMHO REPEAT !!! YES already done that sunday morning:p
Tuesday, July 24. 2007
Another Review of Gina Vega - Shawnee Escorts
Read reviews of Gina by chewbacca & sansoleil & felt it warranted a visit based on their rave reviews. I knew about the restrictions from these reviews & checked her website which makes it quite clear what is offered & what is not. Started of chatting for about 10 minutes shes does have a wonderful personality, very pleasant & lots of fun. Off to the shower (unaccompanied). Met her back at the bedroom she had stripped down to bra & panties & put on a white see thru short robe. Started with a short massage with a little teasing of the jewels, then flipped. Then with a little oil got me hard while I played with her beautiful firm (natural - thank God) little breasts. She then removed her panties & I played with her beautifully (completely) shaven pussy. All this time she was to the side of me so I hadn't seen her frontally naked yet. She continued to stroke me while I played with her clit. She then put on a condom (No CBJ - which is not one of her restrictions - sort of surprised me - I didn't say anything, with a first time with a SP I let them take the lead) she the turned around & I got to see that beautiful little spinner body (with a capital "S") as she mounted me CG. I was almost finished then but hung on for some MISH to finish. Great experience. Gina as stated before is beautiful, a real looker, great spinner body & a lovely fun personality (you would enjoy having a cup of coffee with her at Starbucks - it would be fun) & even though she does not allow kissing (just light kisses on the cheek & neck)the experience is still intimate & caring. L-9,A-9,S-8,(8 because no CBJ)- Repeat - ROLL ON PAYDAY !!!
Monday, July 23. 2007
Jordan in Van.. - Durango Escorts
well.. heard alot about Jordan way back when she was in the Durango area and never manage to get out there. So figured why not give it a shot since she's in Van now and in a micro.. called up and booked a time for her. Arrived and got buzzed up, greeted by Jordan herself and led to the room. I have to say, she got a pretty fit body and a pretty nice face, but nothing to go wow with. Got down to my bare skin and hopped in the shower (unaccompanied)..
after washing up, onto the mattress for an okay massage, flipped and she stroked little daddy a bit to wake him up and on goes the cover. Got an okay cbj and proceeded with cg, mission, doggie.. after awhile back onto mission and by this time little daddy is slowly going downhill. Think it's the lag of chemistry because I was pretty hyped up for it all. Maybe expected a little more according to previous reviews. Have to give little daddy the hj thing to get him screaming...
Jordan mid 20s, curly brunette, 5'6 120 lbs with shaved kitty
L7 (pretty decent looking with a pretty fit tanned body and a shaved kitty)
S6.5 (no digits, no daty, everything covered and unaccompanied shower)
A6 (dont see that she was really into the session, was more like a ram bam thing, but YMMV)
damage $.6 for 45mins
repeat probably not, rather put a little more donation for some more fun ladies
after washing up, onto the mattress for an okay massage, flipped and she stroked little daddy a bit to wake him up and on goes the cover. Got an okay cbj and proceeded with cg, mission, doggie.. after awhile back onto mission and by this time little daddy is slowly going downhill. Think it's the lag of chemistry because I was pretty hyped up for it all. Maybe expected a little more according to previous reviews. Have to give little daddy the hj thing to get him screaming...
Jordan mid 20s, curly brunette, 5'6 120 lbs with shaved kitty
L7 (pretty decent looking with a pretty fit tanned body and a shaved kitty)
S6.5 (no digits, no daty, everything covered and unaccompanied shower)
A6 (dont see that she was really into the session, was more like a ram bam thing, but YMMV)
damage $.6 for 45mins
repeat probably not, rather put a little more donation for some more fun ladies
Sunday, July 22. 2007
REV: Sugar @ AMG - Orlando Escorts
Sugar's pics are very representative of her. (http://www.aftermidnightgirls.com/gal_sugar.html) She is a tall very pretty woman, with long sensuous curves. But, her frame is larger than the photos indicate... she is not fat by any means... just large bones... which I love. Her boobs, though, are probably an "A" cup, not a "B".
The appointment was set for, say 11:00 am, one day two weeks ago. (I forget the actual time as I write this.) Sugar called around 11:15 to say she was lost and would be there soon, as she was just a few blocks away. Great! Twenty minutes rolled by, so I called AMG to ask her to call me again, thinking perhaps she was lost again.
When she called she told me she was held up in traffic, driving by the body of a person murdered on the street and that there were cops and blood and body parts all over the place.
NB: I do not follow the news religiously, but I have yet to hear or read of that body on the news. That probably would have been a front page story in our local rag.
Thinking back on it, she gave me the intersection she was at, in order for me to help her find her way to my place. But the streets she named do not intersect. WTF? :confused:
Anyway, she finally arrived, about an hour + late.
On entering we took care of business and headed to my work station. While we were undressing, I asked about restrictions. She was open to DATY, CBJ, but told me that she had been camping that weekend, and got attacked by hundreds of mosquitoes. As a result, she developed a yeast infection, and that I probably would not want to put my head down there that day. (In fairness, her legs were covered with MANY mosquito marks.)
So, we proceeded with an unbelievable CBJ. It was one of the best I have EVER had, and it made me just want to get her on her back and pound the shit out of her. At my request, she mounted me CG, but had a painful grimace on her face, so I suggested she stop if it was painful. So, back to the CBJ she went.
This was my first experience with yeast infection, to my knowledge, and I have no idea if it is painful for the woman to make love during this time or not. But, I gave her the benefit of the doubt. (BTW: She did feel pretty good for the few seconds I was in her.)
During our chatting, we discovered we had something in common, and I loaned her a CD ROM on the subject, fully expecting to see her again to get it back, and to try her FS. I allowed about two weeks for her to recover from the infection, and to copy the CD ROM.
Two days ago I sent her a message and arranged to meet her yesterday morning. She asked me to send her my address, which I did.
The appointed time came. Fifteen minutes went by, and I texted her again asking if she was on her way. Nothing!!! Another 15 minutes and I called and left a voice message. Nothing!!! :(
A couple hours later I texted her again to express my displeasure at being stood up. She answered, without an apology, asking for my address AGAIN, and after several more messages, we agreed that she would call me late yesterday afternoon, when she was free. Late afternoon and early evening arrived... NOTHING!!! :mad:
This morning I sent her another text message asking her to mail the CD, as I do not appreciate inconsideration. Her reply was that she expected me to call her. Maybe she did; but, that is not what my message said. :rolleyes:
This girl is very pretty, and if her CBJ is an indication of her skills, she would make an incredible lover. However, there are too many inconsistencies and suggestions of flakiness and inconsideration. As a result, I will not find out what kind of a lover she is. Perhaps one of you will write your own review and make me drool with jealousy.
The appointment was set for, say 11:00 am, one day two weeks ago. (I forget the actual time as I write this.) Sugar called around 11:15 to say she was lost and would be there soon, as she was just a few blocks away. Great! Twenty minutes rolled by, so I called AMG to ask her to call me again, thinking perhaps she was lost again.
When she called she told me she was held up in traffic, driving by the body of a person murdered on the street and that there were cops and blood and body parts all over the place.
NB: I do not follow the news religiously, but I have yet to hear or read of that body on the news. That probably would have been a front page story in our local rag.
Thinking back on it, she gave me the intersection she was at, in order for me to help her find her way to my place. But the streets she named do not intersect. WTF? :confused:
Anyway, she finally arrived, about an hour + late.
On entering we took care of business and headed to my work station. While we were undressing, I asked about restrictions. She was open to DATY, CBJ, but told me that she had been camping that weekend, and got attacked by hundreds of mosquitoes. As a result, she developed a yeast infection, and that I probably would not want to put my head down there that day. (In fairness, her legs were covered with MANY mosquito marks.)
So, we proceeded with an unbelievable CBJ. It was one of the best I have EVER had, and it made me just want to get her on her back and pound the shit out of her. At my request, she mounted me CG, but had a painful grimace on her face, so I suggested she stop if it was painful. So, back to the CBJ she went.
This was my first experience with yeast infection, to my knowledge, and I have no idea if it is painful for the woman to make love during this time or not. But, I gave her the benefit of the doubt. (BTW: She did feel pretty good for the few seconds I was in her.)
During our chatting, we discovered we had something in common, and I loaned her a CD ROM on the subject, fully expecting to see her again to get it back, and to try her FS. I allowed about two weeks for her to recover from the infection, and to copy the CD ROM.
Two days ago I sent her a message and arranged to meet her yesterday morning. She asked me to send her my address, which I did.
The appointed time came. Fifteen minutes went by, and I texted her again asking if she was on her way. Nothing!!! Another 15 minutes and I called and left a voice message. Nothing!!! :(
A couple hours later I texted her again to express my displeasure at being stood up. She answered, without an apology, asking for my address AGAIN, and after several more messages, we agreed that she would call me late yesterday afternoon, when she was free. Late afternoon and early evening arrived... NOTHING!!! :mad:
This morning I sent her another text message asking her to mail the CD, as I do not appreciate inconsideration. Her reply was that she expected me to call her. Maybe she did; but, that is not what my message said. :rolleyes:
This girl is very pretty, and if her CBJ is an indication of her skills, she would make an incredible lover. However, there are too many inconsistencies and suggestions of flakiness and inconsideration. As a result, I will not find out what kind of a lover she is. Perhaps one of you will write your own review and make me drool with jealousy.
Saturday, July 21. 2007
Samantha Stits - Fort Worth Escorts
ok, many first here, first review, first SP, first white girl... Long time lurker, I was deciding should I do a review, bc I am not the show and tell kind of a guy, and I didn't ask Samantha if she wants a review, but then she already have one review here. And, I do have to say I read a lot of you p-master's reviews and I quite enjoy them, so my contribution back. Anyway, back to the subject.
I called yesterday a few times but she was busy, so finally I called today and got it. BTW, This will be a very good review, bc I think she deserved it. And she told me lots of guys called, but no one shows up. Come on guys.... So I like to help her to do some advertising, but don't scream shill yet, read on... I got there about 10 mins early, rang the door bell, and got a Telus recording, <oh shot>. I had no phone, so I walked around for a while until 9 and tried it again, bingo the door opens.
Got to her apartment, she opened the door, wow she was wearing next to nothing, very nice... Her pics in CL are accurate and so is the age, but it wasn't what I pictured. Her breast are much bigger than the pic. Unfortunately I am not too much of a big breast person. She seems a bit shorter in person, but then she did say 5'2" (accurate) in her ad. Her face is a bit of a surprised. Actually she looks like a very nice girl next door, but in France. (she will know what I mean). And the other perb review on her look, now, I would say dead on. It just I can't imagine it before. She has a few tatoos, all in good taste.
She started of with a nice massage, very strong hand, but not to a point it hurts. Then, I proceeded to massage back as I read from a lots of reviews. After a short while I felt a bit tired of that, so I undressed her while massging. She responded by turning around and asked me to remove my shorts. We hugged nake for a few seconds and the cover is on. I start some light kissing. She doesn't like kissing, but she will, and forget about DFK. DATY is ok. I did a kiss there, but again not my cup of tea. Sorry to disappoint, I should mention, I am very old fashion. BTW, clean shaved, smell flesh, very nice. But I do want to make her feel good, so my finger was helping out at the Y, a few moaning. Then go mission, doggie, and she asked to go on top CG. But that was a bit too much for the little guy, so I went back mission, but OOPS :eek: too late, so embrassing, so fast... I went to the washroom to clean up, still got lots of time left. Come back hug a bit, and second cover goes on. She knew I want MSOG, but little guy is not the same anymore (even with the v-pill, sigh...) She is a trooper. she really wants to please me. We went from mission, doggie, CG (bc I was tired of pumping), she was working hard, then RCG, that gave me much more feel. This is a first time for a long time that I did it with a condom. Then back to CG again, but this time she is facing me instead of her head beside my head. I am a face person, plus a few kisses, boom, mission completed. I went and clean up again, back and noticed it is almost time. So we both dressed. Funny things is that I was watching the time more than her, so I don't think she is a clock watcher.
Ok, here is the bunch line. I don't feel the chemistry was there, the little guy was not performing as I wanted, I feel funny and awkward doing it with a stranger, even though she is beautiful by all means. And it is not her at all. It is just me. This will probably be my last poon for a while (until I am horny again :D ) So will I repeat? Yes from a review stand point, but no from a pooning stand point. So here is my rating:
L: 8.5, girl next door and big boobs :eek:
A: 9.0 (I never give a 10)
S: 8.9 (She provides everything a old fashion guy wants, plus more. The only thing I would like is to do some long kissing while doing it, which I wasn't sure she is comfortable with)
Damage: $$.5 + .5 tips (she deserved it)
Sorry for the long review, but since I don't think I will do one for a while, here is my contribution. Back to lurking again. And you can scream shill now :)
PS: She said she will move to US soon in Dec., so catch her while you can. And Samantha, if you read this, thank you and I appreciated !!!
woodmouth...
I called yesterday a few times but she was busy, so finally I called today and got it. BTW, This will be a very good review, bc I think she deserved it. And she told me lots of guys called, but no one shows up. Come on guys.... So I like to help her to do some advertising, but don't scream shill yet, read on... I got there about 10 mins early, rang the door bell, and got a Telus recording, <oh shot>. I had no phone, so I walked around for a while until 9 and tried it again, bingo the door opens.
Got to her apartment, she opened the door, wow she was wearing next to nothing, very nice... Her pics in CL are accurate and so is the age, but it wasn't what I pictured. Her breast are much bigger than the pic. Unfortunately I am not too much of a big breast person. She seems a bit shorter in person, but then she did say 5'2" (accurate) in her ad. Her face is a bit of a surprised. Actually she looks like a very nice girl next door, but in France. (she will know what I mean). And the other perb review on her look, now, I would say dead on. It just I can't imagine it before. She has a few tatoos, all in good taste.
She started of with a nice massage, very strong hand, but not to a point it hurts. Then, I proceeded to massage back as I read from a lots of reviews. After a short while I felt a bit tired of that, so I undressed her while massging. She responded by turning around and asked me to remove my shorts. We hugged nake for a few seconds and the cover is on. I start some light kissing. She doesn't like kissing, but she will, and forget about DFK. DATY is ok. I did a kiss there, but again not my cup of tea. Sorry to disappoint, I should mention, I am very old fashion. BTW, clean shaved, smell flesh, very nice. But I do want to make her feel good, so my finger was helping out at the Y, a few moaning. Then go mission, doggie, and she asked to go on top CG. But that was a bit too much for the little guy, so I went back mission, but OOPS :eek: too late, so embrassing, so fast... I went to the washroom to clean up, still got lots of time left. Come back hug a bit, and second cover goes on. She knew I want MSOG, but little guy is not the same anymore (even with the v-pill, sigh...) She is a trooper. she really wants to please me. We went from mission, doggie, CG (bc I was tired of pumping), she was working hard, then RCG, that gave me much more feel. This is a first time for a long time that I did it with a condom. Then back to CG again, but this time she is facing me instead of her head beside my head. I am a face person, plus a few kisses, boom, mission completed. I went and clean up again, back and noticed it is almost time. So we both dressed. Funny things is that I was watching the time more than her, so I don't think she is a clock watcher.
Ok, here is the bunch line. I don't feel the chemistry was there, the little guy was not performing as I wanted, I feel funny and awkward doing it with a stranger, even though she is beautiful by all means. And it is not her at all. It is just me. This will probably be my last poon for a while (until I am horny again :D ) So will I repeat? Yes from a review stand point, but no from a pooning stand point. So here is my rating:
L: 8.5, girl next door and big boobs :eek:
A: 9.0 (I never give a 10)
S: 8.9 (She provides everything a old fashion guy wants, plus more. The only thing I would like is to do some long kissing while doing it, which I wasn't sure she is comfortable with)
Damage: $$.5 + .5 tips (she deserved it)
Sorry for the long review, but since I don't think I will do one for a while, here is my contribution. Back to lurking again. And you can scream shill now :)
PS: She said she will move to US soon in Dec., so catch her while you can. And Samantha, if you read this, thank you and I appreciated !!!
woodmouth...
Friday, July 20. 2007
Richmond Reviews - Silver Spring Escorts
Here's a geographical review for the Richmond area.. some recent experiences, some older to give a nostalgic feel to the post. Consider it like a "Lonely Planet" for pooners.
1. Green Yumiko - 20 y/o
Saw her twice last month. Advertises in CL as Japanese but actually Cantonese, located in a new highrise near Lansdowne Mall. No matter, she provided good 45 minute service for $.40 the first time that it warranted a 2nd visit for 1 hr. In both cases, I ran overtime. She's has a cute face and personality, rather innocent (pictures are really her). The 1st time, in the shower, she asked if it was OK to give me a BJ without condom. Cute. I gave her the thumbs up and A-OK. 2nd time, during DATY, she came. She has very squeezable 34B's and larger suckable nipples - not the smartie ones typical of most asians (not that I have anything against smarties). Menu included attended shower, DFK, DATY, 69, digits and any position you desire. Restrictions were Gr**k. Would definitely repeat if she would turn her phone on. Couldn't reach her these past few days - maybe has visitors :(
Most memorable moment: lapping up the clear fluids when she came.
2. KK - Newbie
Also advertises on CL and in same location as above but in a different building. May be part of the JJ/KK/Debbie/Yumiko franchise. Pictures are really her. Unlike others who buzz you into their building, she came down to get me from the lobby. This was new to me and seemed like a nice touch but in hindsight, probably because she did not have a landline hooked up to the enterphone. Riding up the elevator with her gave me some ideas about pushing the "emergency stop" button and doing the deed there but since we had never met before, I took the conservative route and held back. Started with the standard shower and scrubbing. I'd say she has 32A's with a couple of perky nipples that she liked to have sucked. Digits slid in quite easily as she was quite wet after the attention to the smarties. DATY encouraged her to play with herself to an O. CG and Mish were welcomed but not Doggie as she found that painful. $.40 for 45 minutes. When I started running overtime, $.80 for Hr was proposed by her. I declined and finished up. All in all, a good experience and would probably repeat.
Most Memorable Moment:Getting my middle finger 1 knuckle into her backdoor during mish.
3. Leanne - visits from the Island
Saw her last year as she visits Richmond periodically. Older but very classy lady with a lovely British accent. She stays at a upper end hotel during her visits. Put me at ease with a very sultry BBBJ and asked me if I had ever seen a woman "squirt" before. I replied "no" (not in real life anyways but have watch Cytherea many time with fascination). So out came the towels and she laid back and told me, actually coached me what to do with my fingers. Man, she must have squirted 5 or 6 times for me and the bed was soaked (poor housecleaning staff). She had a good time and I followed with my single SOG before we called it a night. $$.50 for the hour but definitely worth it for the novelty factor.
Most Memorable Moment:Feeling my fingers being pushed out by her muscles and fluids when she squirted.
4. Ah-Fung
Used to be in Richmond, she had a very nice set of 36D's. Think it was $.80 for the hour as it was some time ago. Don't get me wrong, she provided good service but was not quite GFE and was a little distant during a couple of the sessions. :rolleyes:
Most Memorable Moment:The killer striptease to start the session - matched the quality of the best at the Marble Arch.
5. Ramona - italian beauty from many moons ago
She used to host out of a high-end apartment in Steveston. She was such a beauty with a sultry european accent. Going back at least 5 years, she used to charge $$ for 1 hour which was a fortune in those day but in hindsight, well worth the investment. She was the first to introduce me to a BBBJ and with her silky lingerie over her slim body, encouraged me to enjoy her succulent nipples. Her sheer stockings drove me nuts and I admit to nibbling her tasty toes on many occasions. I have read rumours that she has retired to the interior and taken up domicile with a fellow perbite. If that is true, all the best to you both. If not, then Ramona, please PM me as I have a real desire for Italian tonight. :D
Most Memorable Moment:Listening to lustful italian during lovemaking.
6. Rachel - with a big German Shepherd Dog
She too has disappeared and I have lost her number. She used to host out of a house on Bamberton and later moved to an apartment on Moffatt. She introduced me to toys (using them on her) and it was the first time I had made an SP come. She enjoyed toys in her pussy and nether region but only allowed us to partake in gr**k twice during my many visits. I wish I could find her again as she was the epitomy of a "neighbour's wife" fantasy. Used to be $.30 for the hour, with everything covered. Rachel, if you are out there, give me a holler.:D
Most Memorable Moment:Her toe curling, vein popping orgasms.
That's it for now. Sorry if the description are too graphic for some of you. As I reminisce more, I will write more review of Richmond and other locales.
1. Green Yumiko - 20 y/o
Saw her twice last month. Advertises in CL as Japanese but actually Cantonese, located in a new highrise near Lansdowne Mall. No matter, she provided good 45 minute service for $.40 the first time that it warranted a 2nd visit for 1 hr. In both cases, I ran overtime. She's has a cute face and personality, rather innocent (pictures are really her). The 1st time, in the shower, she asked if it was OK to give me a BJ without condom. Cute. I gave her the thumbs up and A-OK. 2nd time, during DATY, she came. She has very squeezable 34B's and larger suckable nipples - not the smartie ones typical of most asians (not that I have anything against smarties). Menu included attended shower, DFK, DATY, 69, digits and any position you desire. Restrictions were Gr**k. Would definitely repeat if she would turn her phone on. Couldn't reach her these past few days - maybe has visitors :(
Most memorable moment: lapping up the clear fluids when she came.
2. KK - Newbie
Also advertises on CL and in same location as above but in a different building. May be part of the JJ/KK/Debbie/Yumiko franchise. Pictures are really her. Unlike others who buzz you into their building, she came down to get me from the lobby. This was new to me and seemed like a nice touch but in hindsight, probably because she did not have a landline hooked up to the enterphone. Riding up the elevator with her gave me some ideas about pushing the "emergency stop" button and doing the deed there but since we had never met before, I took the conservative route and held back. Started with the standard shower and scrubbing. I'd say she has 32A's with a couple of perky nipples that she liked to have sucked. Digits slid in quite easily as she was quite wet after the attention to the smarties. DATY encouraged her to play with herself to an O. CG and Mish were welcomed but not Doggie as she found that painful. $.40 for 45 minutes. When I started running overtime, $.80 for Hr was proposed by her. I declined and finished up. All in all, a good experience and would probably repeat.
Most Memorable Moment:Getting my middle finger 1 knuckle into her backdoor during mish.
3. Leanne - visits from the Island
Saw her last year as she visits Richmond periodically. Older but very classy lady with a lovely British accent. She stays at a upper end hotel during her visits. Put me at ease with a very sultry BBBJ and asked me if I had ever seen a woman "squirt" before. I replied "no" (not in real life anyways but have watch Cytherea many time with fascination). So out came the towels and she laid back and told me, actually coached me what to do with my fingers. Man, she must have squirted 5 or 6 times for me and the bed was soaked (poor housecleaning staff). She had a good time and I followed with my single SOG before we called it a night. $$.50 for the hour but definitely worth it for the novelty factor.
Most Memorable Moment:Feeling my fingers being pushed out by her muscles and fluids when she squirted.
4. Ah-Fung
Used to be in Richmond, she had a very nice set of 36D's. Think it was $.80 for the hour as it was some time ago. Don't get me wrong, she provided good service but was not quite GFE and was a little distant during a couple of the sessions. :rolleyes:
Most Memorable Moment:The killer striptease to start the session - matched the quality of the best at the Marble Arch.
5. Ramona - italian beauty from many moons ago
She used to host out of a high-end apartment in Steveston. She was such a beauty with a sultry european accent. Going back at least 5 years, she used to charge $$ for 1 hour which was a fortune in those day but in hindsight, well worth the investment. She was the first to introduce me to a BBBJ and with her silky lingerie over her slim body, encouraged me to enjoy her succulent nipples. Her sheer stockings drove me nuts and I admit to nibbling her tasty toes on many occasions. I have read rumours that she has retired to the interior and taken up domicile with a fellow perbite. If that is true, all the best to you both. If not, then Ramona, please PM me as I have a real desire for Italian tonight. :D
Most Memorable Moment:Listening to lustful italian during lovemaking.
6. Rachel - with a big German Shepherd Dog
She too has disappeared and I have lost her number. She used to host out of a house on Bamberton and later moved to an apartment on Moffatt. She introduced me to toys (using them on her) and it was the first time I had made an SP come. She enjoyed toys in her pussy and nether region but only allowed us to partake in gr**k twice during my many visits. I wish I could find her again as she was the epitomy of a "neighbour's wife" fantasy. Used to be $.30 for the hour, with everything covered. Rachel, if you are out there, give me a holler.:D
Most Memorable Moment:Her toe curling, vein popping orgasms.
That's it for now. Sorry if the description are too graphic for some of you. As I reminisce more, I will write more review of Richmond and other locales.
Thursday, July 19. 2007
REV: Sugar @ AMG - Berkeley Escorts
Sugar's pics are very representative of her. (http://www.aftermidnightgirls.com/gal_sugar.html) She is a tall very pretty woman, with long sensuous curves. But, her frame is larger than the photos indicate... she is not fat by any means... just large bones... which I love. Her boobs, though, are probably an "A" cup, not a "B".
The appointment was set for, say 11:00 am, one day two weeks ago. (I forget the actual time as I write this.) Sugar called around 11:15 to say she was lost and would be there soon, as she was just a few blocks away. Great! Twenty minutes rolled by, so I called AMG to ask her to call me again, thinking perhaps she was lost again.
When she called she told me she was held up in traffic, driving by the body of a person murdered on the street and that there were cops and blood and body parts all over the place.
NB: I do not follow the news religiously, but I have yet to hear or read of that body on the news. That probably would have been a front page story in our local rag.
Thinking back on it, she gave me the intersection she was at, in order for me to help her find her way to my place. But the streets she named do not intersect. WTF? :confused:
Anyway, she finally arrived, about an hour + late.
On entering we took care of business and headed to my work station. While we were undressing, I asked about restrictions. She was open to DATY, CBJ, but told me that she had been camping that weekend, and got attacked by hundreds of mosquitoes. As a result, she developed a yeast infection, and that I probably would not want to put my head down there that day. (In fairness, her legs were covered with MANY mosquito marks.)
So, we proceeded with an unbelievable CBJ. It was one of the best I have EVER had, and it made me just want to get her on her back and pound the shit out of her. At my request, she mounted me CG, but had a painful grimace on her face, so I suggested she stop if it was painful. So, back to the CBJ she went.
This was my first experience with yeast infection, to my knowledge, and I have no idea if it is painful for the woman to make love during this time or not. But, I gave her the benefit of the doubt. (BTW: She did feel pretty good for the few seconds I was in her.)
During our chatting, we discovered we had something in common, and I loaned her a CD ROM on the subject, fully expecting to see her again to get it back, and to try her FS. I allowed about two weeks for her to recover from the infection, and to copy the CD ROM.
Two days ago I sent her a message and arranged to meet her yesterday morning. She asked me to send her my address, which I did.
The appointed time came. Fifteen minutes went by, and I texted her again asking if she was on her way. Nothing!!! Another 15 minutes and I called and left a voice message. Nothing!!! :(
A couple hours later I texted her again to express my displeasure at being stood up. She answered, without an apology, asking for my address AGAIN, and after several more messages, we agreed that she would call me late yesterday afternoon, when she was free. Late afternoon and early evening arrived... NOTHING!!! :mad:
This morning I sent her another text message asking her to mail the CD, as I do not appreciate inconsideration. Her reply was that she expected me to call her. Maybe she did; but, that is not what my message said. :rolleyes:
This girl is very pretty, and if her CBJ is an indication of her skills, she would make an incredible lover. However, there are too many inconsistencies and suggestions of flakiness and inconsideration. As a result, I will not find out what kind of a lover she is. Perhaps one of you will write your own review and make me drool with jealousy.
The appointment was set for, say 11:00 am, one day two weeks ago. (I forget the actual time as I write this.) Sugar called around 11:15 to say she was lost and would be there soon, as she was just a few blocks away. Great! Twenty minutes rolled by, so I called AMG to ask her to call me again, thinking perhaps she was lost again.
When she called she told me she was held up in traffic, driving by the body of a person murdered on the street and that there were cops and blood and body parts all over the place.
NB: I do not follow the news religiously, but I have yet to hear or read of that body on the news. That probably would have been a front page story in our local rag.
Thinking back on it, she gave me the intersection she was at, in order for me to help her find her way to my place. But the streets she named do not intersect. WTF? :confused:
Anyway, she finally arrived, about an hour + late.
On entering we took care of business and headed to my work station. While we were undressing, I asked about restrictions. She was open to DATY, CBJ, but told me that she had been camping that weekend, and got attacked by hundreds of mosquitoes. As a result, she developed a yeast infection, and that I probably would not want to put my head down there that day. (In fairness, her legs were covered with MANY mosquito marks.)
So, we proceeded with an unbelievable CBJ. It was one of the best I have EVER had, and it made me just want to get her on her back and pound the shit out of her. At my request, she mounted me CG, but had a painful grimace on her face, so I suggested she stop if it was painful. So, back to the CBJ she went.
This was my first experience with yeast infection, to my knowledge, and I have no idea if it is painful for the woman to make love during this time or not. But, I gave her the benefit of the doubt. (BTW: She did feel pretty good for the few seconds I was in her.)
During our chatting, we discovered we had something in common, and I loaned her a CD ROM on the subject, fully expecting to see her again to get it back, and to try her FS. I allowed about two weeks for her to recover from the infection, and to copy the CD ROM.
Two days ago I sent her a message and arranged to meet her yesterday morning. She asked me to send her my address, which I did.
The appointed time came. Fifteen minutes went by, and I texted her again asking if she was on her way. Nothing!!! Another 15 minutes and I called and left a voice message. Nothing!!! :(
A couple hours later I texted her again to express my displeasure at being stood up. She answered, without an apology, asking for my address AGAIN, and after several more messages, we agreed that she would call me late yesterday afternoon, when she was free. Late afternoon and early evening arrived... NOTHING!!! :mad:
This morning I sent her another text message asking her to mail the CD, as I do not appreciate inconsideration. Her reply was that she expected me to call her. Maybe she did; but, that is not what my message said. :rolleyes:
This girl is very pretty, and if her CBJ is an indication of her skills, she would make an incredible lover. However, there are too many inconsistencies and suggestions of flakiness and inconsideration. As a result, I will not find out what kind of a lover she is. Perhaps one of you will write your own review and make me drool with jealousy.
Wednesday, July 18. 2007
Review of Gina Vega - Knoxville Escorts
Ok, based on another review I decided to visit Gina, she really is gorgeous (thanks SansSoleil for the previous review!).
I met Gina at her coal harbor apartment, the place was easy to find, clean and obviously well taken care of.
Gina greeted me at the door with a devilish little smile and big hug and things just got better from there. This lady has a quality that made me feel very comfortable from the time a arrived until the time I left. We chatted for a while and got to know each other a little better before proceeding to the bedroom and ...
I won't go into details since it's all been said before but lets say Gina is up anything and seemed to enjoy our engagement (or at least made me feel like she did). I can't remember the last time I had such an enjoyable experience and look forward to spending some more time with Gina.
Looks: 9 - Very beautiful exotic look, I think she's Asian/Spanish
Attitude: 9 - Great attitude, was positive during the entire visit
Service: 9 - Exceptional service and I will visit her again
Gina does have a website http://www.ginavegax.com/ , donations and pictures can be found there.
I really hate to share beauties like this but that's what this board is for ;)
I met Gina at her coal harbor apartment, the place was easy to find, clean and obviously well taken care of.
Gina greeted me at the door with a devilish little smile and big hug and things just got better from there. This lady has a quality that made me feel very comfortable from the time a arrived until the time I left. We chatted for a while and got to know each other a little better before proceeding to the bedroom and ...
I won't go into details since it's all been said before but lets say Gina is up anything and seemed to enjoy our engagement (or at least made me feel like she did). I can't remember the last time I had such an enjoyable experience and look forward to spending some more time with Gina.
Looks: 9 - Very beautiful exotic look, I think she's Asian/Spanish
Attitude: 9 - Great attitude, was positive during the entire visit
Service: 9 - Exceptional service and I will visit her again
Gina does have a website http://www.ginavegax.com/ , donations and pictures can be found there.
I really hate to share beauties like this but that's what this board is for ;)
Tuesday, July 17. 2007
Nookie Monster gets Japanese Student Ann - San Francisco Escorts
Nookie Monster has pooned for quite a bit and its hard to believe this is one nationality he can't claim he's had carnal knowledge until today
Nookie received an unsolicited PM giving him the inside scoop from a fellow pooner that Ann, a visiting Japanese student, was a hidden gem that was great value for a sixty minute visit. Nookie PM'd the pooner back thanking for the intel and asking if the pooner realized that Nookie likes to publish his experiences so that the pooning community can benefit from his experience. Nookie received a reply thanking Nookie for asking first before he his adventure began and giving a blessing that there would not be any issue in releasing details. Here's a recap for you lucky readers and pooners.
Ann advertises several times a week on CL and a typical ad reads,
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http://San Francisco.craigslist.org/ers/375014594.html
Ann - 100% Japanese Student - w4m - 21
Reply to: pers-375014594@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-16, 8:45AM PDT
Hi My name is Ann. I come from Japan. I will be here only for my summer vacation. I try very hard to please everyone. Call me first and decide from there.
i'll be waiting
Please no email or blocked call.
604 341 7894
ANN
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Young Japanese girls has always been a dark and hidden passion for Nookie, a passion that has never been satisfied or acknowledged until this opportunity presented itself. Nookie phoned Ann last week to gauge from the telephone conversation whether there would be enough potential to proceed and after talking to her for a few minutes, Nookie collected a bunch of green flags that a pooning session was a "go" and he should proceed to satisfy his hidden craving for J-girls. The fee quoted was $160 for 1 hour.
Nookie sent a text to Ann this morning and after 30 minutes, was still waiting for Ann's text reply. After unsuccessful attempts to get through to Ann all Monday morning, finally a text comes back from Ann.
"When?"
"I am in San Francisco. ASAP." Not wanting to let Ann slip through Nookie's net, he phones Ann immediately.
"This is Nookie"
Giggling. "Hello"
"I am here now so tell me when you can be ready and I will make my way to your apartment."
"12:30?"
"Excellent. I will call at 12:15"
All goes according to plan, and at 12:30, Nookie Monster is greeted by Ann in a loose top and short skirt while waiting outside her new highrise apartment she is renting until September. Ann is approx 5f1, 120lbs with long dark wavy hair with red highlights, 34B-23-34. She has full lips and long fake eyelashes.
For this session, Nookie brought Ann a fresh bag of Cookies by George and the surprised reaction by the young Japanese student confirmed this was a good choice by Nookie.
After taking care of the donation and moving to the bathroom, Nookie was first undressed by Ann and accompanied by her for a good washdown in the shower. Seeing her naked for the first time, Ann has B cups with 2 smartie high nipples and closely trimmed kitty. Our bodies played with each other innocently while we got washed and Ann gave Nookie's penis a good soap ad water washdown and the feel of the soap lubricating his shaft while Ann stroked and pumped quickly made Nookie's head hard and purple with pressure.
With our bodies dried from the shower, Ann took Nookie's hand and we hugged and LFK'd back to the bedroom. Tumbling onto the queen mattress, Nookie continued to rub his body to Ann's while we both glanced regularly at our reflection on the closet mirrored doors.
What Nookie received next was a playful time with Ann where she followed his prompts through BBBJ, daty, 69, mish, CG, doggy. Ann looked up at Nookie with her brown eyes and the image of her full lips sliding up and down on Nookie's equipment will give him fond memories. During oral, Ann was very vocal speaking Japanese and getting so excited she got up and closed the bedroom door so the neighbours would not hear her moaning and swooning. Nookie got so excited that he asked Ann to say the English versions of passionate lovemaking, i.e. "F*** me" and "I want your C***"
Nookie tried hard to relax this foreign student and received good service but again, every pooner may receive different mileage depending on how he connects with the lady. Ann is only here for another couple of weeks so at 160, Nookie is already making plans to boink Ann again already.
Treat this one well and I think you will be happy with this find.
PS there are some disgruntled CL posters trying to give her a bad name but these are people who unsuccessfully tried to get Ann to join their "agency"
Nookie Monster
Nookie received an unsolicited PM giving him the inside scoop from a fellow pooner that Ann, a visiting Japanese student, was a hidden gem that was great value for a sixty minute visit. Nookie PM'd the pooner back thanking for the intel and asking if the pooner realized that Nookie likes to publish his experiences so that the pooning community can benefit from his experience. Nookie received a reply thanking Nookie for asking first before he his adventure began and giving a blessing that there would not be any issue in releasing details. Here's a recap for you lucky readers and pooners.
Ann advertises several times a week on CL and a typical ad reads,
**********
http://San Francisco.craigslist.org/ers/375014594.html
Ann - 100% Japanese Student - w4m - 21
Reply to: pers-375014594@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-16, 8:45AM PDT
Hi My name is Ann. I come from Japan. I will be here only for my summer vacation. I try very hard to please everyone. Call me first and decide from there.
i'll be waiting
Please no email or blocked call.
604 341 7894
ANN
***********
Young Japanese girls has always been a dark and hidden passion for Nookie, a passion that has never been satisfied or acknowledged until this opportunity presented itself. Nookie phoned Ann last week to gauge from the telephone conversation whether there would be enough potential to proceed and after talking to her for a few minutes, Nookie collected a bunch of green flags that a pooning session was a "go" and he should proceed to satisfy his hidden craving for J-girls. The fee quoted was $160 for 1 hour.
Nookie sent a text to Ann this morning and after 30 minutes, was still waiting for Ann's text reply. After unsuccessful attempts to get through to Ann all Monday morning, finally a text comes back from Ann.
"When?"
"I am in San Francisco. ASAP." Not wanting to let Ann slip through Nookie's net, he phones Ann immediately.
"This is Nookie"
Giggling. "Hello"
"I am here now so tell me when you can be ready and I will make my way to your apartment."
"12:30?"
"Excellent. I will call at 12:15"
All goes according to plan, and at 12:30, Nookie Monster is greeted by Ann in a loose top and short skirt while waiting outside her new highrise apartment she is renting until September. Ann is approx 5f1, 120lbs with long dark wavy hair with red highlights, 34B-23-34. She has full lips and long fake eyelashes.
For this session, Nookie brought Ann a fresh bag of Cookies by George and the surprised reaction by the young Japanese student confirmed this was a good choice by Nookie.
After taking care of the donation and moving to the bathroom, Nookie was first undressed by Ann and accompanied by her for a good washdown in the shower. Seeing her naked for the first time, Ann has B cups with 2 smartie high nipples and closely trimmed kitty. Our bodies played with each other innocently while we got washed and Ann gave Nookie's penis a good soap ad water washdown and the feel of the soap lubricating his shaft while Ann stroked and pumped quickly made Nookie's head hard and purple with pressure.
With our bodies dried from the shower, Ann took Nookie's hand and we hugged and LFK'd back to the bedroom. Tumbling onto the queen mattress, Nookie continued to rub his body to Ann's while we both glanced regularly at our reflection on the closet mirrored doors.
What Nookie received next was a playful time with Ann where she followed his prompts through BBBJ, daty, 69, mish, CG, doggy. Ann looked up at Nookie with her brown eyes and the image of her full lips sliding up and down on Nookie's equipment will give him fond memories. During oral, Ann was very vocal speaking Japanese and getting so excited she got up and closed the bedroom door so the neighbours would not hear her moaning and swooning. Nookie got so excited that he asked Ann to say the English versions of passionate lovemaking, i.e. "F*** me" and "I want your C***"
Nookie tried hard to relax this foreign student and received good service but again, every pooner may receive different mileage depending on how he connects with the lady. Ann is only here for another couple of weeks so at 160, Nookie is already making plans to boink Ann again already.
Treat this one well and I think you will be happy with this find.
PS there are some disgruntled CL posters trying to give her a bad name but these are people who unsuccessfully tried to get Ann to join their "agency"
Nookie Monster
Monday, July 16. 2007
Zoey from CL - Bremerton Escorts
I got home and was horny as hell, so I logged on and looked for any possible hits on CL and I came upon this mature lady
http://Bremerton.craigslist.org/ers/374101203.html
Looked alright, so I said to myself "what the heck" and phoned her. She was fine on the phone, quoted me $.6 for 1hr FS or $.2 for half.
I booked an appointment and went to her place on the West End.
there was a bit of an issue with her buzzer so she dropped me her keys so I could come up to her apartment. When she opened the door, she was wearing the negligée as per my request. She's older, 50-ish with a pretty face and a great set of knockers. She offered a beer and we chatted for a while, quite relaxed.
We proceeded to the bedroom, I undressed and she gave me a hot oil massage that was alright. Nothing amazing but quite nice and then she started playing with the boys and my cock quite nicely, then I flipped. She got on top of me and we were fondling each other, no kissing at all, and after 5 minutes of her on top, she put the cover on and took off her clothes keeping her garter and stockings as I fondled her large breasts and great and responsive nipples.
She sat on me and rode me for a while, and she was very tight and we stayed on CG for a bit until things got hot and heavy then flipped to mish. A few more minutes of thrusting and pounding, starting gently then on full force and I blew my load inside of her. It was very fulfilling despite the no kissing and things being a bit detached, but nevertheless quite enjoyable.
Anyhow, she's not a spinner but for her age she keeps herself in fairly good shape, great hooters and nice clean place, relaxing conversation and quite down to earth.
L: 6.5
A: 8
S: 7
Repeat? probably not, even if it was nice, but I would rather try out some new girls. I did feel like I left satisfied for what it was.
http://Bremerton.craigslist.org/ers/374101203.html
Looked alright, so I said to myself "what the heck" and phoned her. She was fine on the phone, quoted me $.6 for 1hr FS or $.2 for half.
I booked an appointment and went to her place on the West End.
there was a bit of an issue with her buzzer so she dropped me her keys so I could come up to her apartment. When she opened the door, she was wearing the negligée as per my request. She's older, 50-ish with a pretty face and a great set of knockers. She offered a beer and we chatted for a while, quite relaxed.
We proceeded to the bedroom, I undressed and she gave me a hot oil massage that was alright. Nothing amazing but quite nice and then she started playing with the boys and my cock quite nicely, then I flipped. She got on top of me and we were fondling each other, no kissing at all, and after 5 minutes of her on top, she put the cover on and took off her clothes keeping her garter and stockings as I fondled her large breasts and great and responsive nipples.
She sat on me and rode me for a while, and she was very tight and we stayed on CG for a bit until things got hot and heavy then flipped to mish. A few more minutes of thrusting and pounding, starting gently then on full force and I blew my load inside of her. It was very fulfilling despite the no kissing and things being a bit detached, but nevertheless quite enjoyable.
Anyhow, she's not a spinner but for her age she keeps herself in fairly good shape, great hooters and nice clean place, relaxing conversation and quite down to earth.
L: 6.5
A: 8
S: 7
Repeat? probably not, even if it was nice, but I would rather try out some new girls. I did feel like I left satisfied for what it was.
Sunday, July 15. 2007
Zoey from CL - North Platte Escorts
I got home and was horny as hell, so I logged on and looked for any possible hits on CL and I came upon this mature lady
http://North Platte.craigslist.org/ers/374101203.html
Looked alright, so I said to myself "what the heck" and phoned her. She was fine on the phone, quoted me $.6 for 1hr FS or $.2 for half.
I booked an appointment and went to her place on the West End.
there was a bit of an issue with her buzzer so she dropped me her keys so I could come up to her apartment. When she opened the door, she was wearing the negligée as per my request. She's older, 50-ish with a pretty face and a great set of knockers. She offered a beer and we chatted for a while, quite relaxed.
We proceeded to the bedroom, I undressed and she gave me a hot oil massage that was alright. Nothing amazing but quite nice and then she started playing with the boys and my cock quite nicely, then I flipped. She got on top of me and we were fondling each other, no kissing at all, and after 5 minutes of her on top, she put the cover on and took off her clothes keeping her garter and stockings as I fondled her large breasts and great and responsive nipples.
She sat on me and rode me for a while, and she was very tight and we stayed on CG for a bit until things got hot and heavy then flipped to mish. A few more minutes of thrusting and pounding, starting gently then on full force and I blew my load inside of her. It was very fulfilling despite the no kissing and things being a bit detached, but nevertheless quite enjoyable.
Anyhow, she's not a spinner but for her age she keeps herself in fairly good shape, great hooters and nice clean place, relaxing conversation and quite down to earth.
L: 6.5
A: 8
S: 7
Repeat? probably not, even if it was nice, but I would rather try out some new girls. I did feel like I left satisfied for what it was.
http://North Platte.craigslist.org/ers/374101203.html
Looked alright, so I said to myself "what the heck" and phoned her. She was fine on the phone, quoted me $.6 for 1hr FS or $.2 for half.
I booked an appointment and went to her place on the West End.
there was a bit of an issue with her buzzer so she dropped me her keys so I could come up to her apartment. When she opened the door, she was wearing the negligée as per my request. She's older, 50-ish with a pretty face and a great set of knockers. She offered a beer and we chatted for a while, quite relaxed.
We proceeded to the bedroom, I undressed and she gave me a hot oil massage that was alright. Nothing amazing but quite nice and then she started playing with the boys and my cock quite nicely, then I flipped. She got on top of me and we were fondling each other, no kissing at all, and after 5 minutes of her on top, she put the cover on and took off her clothes keeping her garter and stockings as I fondled her large breasts and great and responsive nipples.
She sat on me and rode me for a while, and she was very tight and we stayed on CG for a bit until things got hot and heavy then flipped to mish. A few more minutes of thrusting and pounding, starting gently then on full force and I blew my load inside of her. It was very fulfilling despite the no kissing and things being a bit detached, but nevertheless quite enjoyable.
Anyhow, she's not a spinner but for her age she keeps herself in fairly good shape, great hooters and nice clean place, relaxing conversation and quite down to earth.
L: 6.5
A: 8
S: 7
Repeat? probably not, even if it was nice, but I would rather try out some new girls. I did feel like I left satisfied for what it was.
Saturday, July 14. 2007
Blood, Sweat and Piss with Mistress T - Pocatello Escorts
I'm posting this here, since there are so many reviews of Mistress T in the bdsm section. Also, I though all you non-bdsmers might want to read something different.
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It had been a while since I had a session with Mistress T. I emailed her saying, "I have been in the dessert for what seems likes ages… In that dessert I have endured incredible raging thirst - thirst for Your presence, Your touch, Your gaze." Little did I know how my thirst would be assuaged.
The Sweat
When I arrived at her studio I was as usual, ordered to strip and present myself, kneeling. Mistress T looked, as usual, stunning. Her hair was up, she was topless, with a long green latex skits with a slit up one side showing her wonderful spiked black boots. In silence Mistress T immediately began to place cloths pegs on my cock and balls. This was easier for her to do than in the past since I wasn't yet fully erect, and so there was still some loose skin to take the pegs.
I was then ordered in to her bathroom and told to start cleaning the floor. At this I could feel myself getting harder, and of course the cloths pegs began to really have their effect. As I obediently applied myself to following out Mistress T's orders, she stood at the entrance to the bathroom to inspect my work and I felt the whack of one of her pain implements on my bare ass. I of course immediately tried to stretch my ass towards her to enjoy more of her pain. To be honest, I'm not completely into domestic service, but when it's combined with CP, that's a different story. And… I knew that Mistress T enjoyed seeing a male serve her in this way. "Is it all clean?… Are you sure?…. Then finish up and present yourself to me again."
The Blood
I was once again on my knees in the middle of her floor. Mistress T then place to more pegs on my nipples. For the next five minutes Mistress T then proceeded to put me in tight rope bondage with the help of a spreader bar down the back of my back. I was helpless with my hands and arms tied tightly behind my back, and the same rope holding my ankles in place. My front, including my nipples, cock and balls were completely open for Mistress T to abuse as she wished. But first came the tease. Mistress T positioned her beautifully formed breasts in front of my eyes. I so knew that there was no way I could touch them. At points it seemed that she lightly brushed my face. A few minutes later her latex encased ass was smothering my face, and of course, there was nothing I could do.
The "main meal" of the session was to be some cock and ball torture. For some reason Mistress T likes to inflict this on me (probably because she knows I love it so much). Various whips and implements were use, while the cloths pegs were still on my cock and balls. A few fell off. Between rounds, Mistress T, allowed me to enjoy her sensual breath in my ear. The pain began to feel like clouds that I was floating on. She also used some very effective thin cane like rods on my inside thighs and chest.
Mistress T then began to inspect her work. At two place – one on my cock and one on my balls, I was slightly bleeding – just a small cut. It must have been the force of the implement on the peg. Mistress T of course told me that it was my fault, and of course I was happy to take the blame. With compassion Mistress T applied a small band-aid.
I was then on my hands and knees, and before I knew it Mistress T has inserted a covered vibrator up my ass. It was of course vibrating. Mistress T then used me as her seat. I could see her sitting like a beautiful princess in the mirror on the wall opposite. There then followed some delightful nipple play – with Mistress removing the pegs, twisting the nipple, and then reapplying the pegs. The worst (sorry… nicest) part is just when the pegs are removed. The nipples are at their most tender. And of course, Mistress T took full advantage of this opportunity.
The Piss
"Have you every received a golden shower?" "No Mistress." "Would you like one?" "Yes, Mistress, Anything for You." I had received golden showers a couple of times previously, and to be honest I was not sure what think – or even how to feel. The first time I was in a body bag. The second time was in a bath with the Mistress standing, with her legs on either side of the bath. This time was going to be different.
Mistress untied my from the tight bondage position and then laid out a large black PVC? sheet on the floor. "Lie there. Head there", she commanded. A few minutes later Mistress T had moved a wooden chair and placed it over my head. This was no ordinary chair however. The seat of the chair flipped up just like a toilet seat. Mistress T sat down. And so there I was looking up as her amazing pussy and ass. "Play with yourself, and bring yourself to the edge, but do not go over." I did as instructed. The edge was easy to reach, especially given the fact that Mistress T was twisting my already painful nipples - and of course the vibrator which was still doing its work
in my ass.
"I'm at the edge Mistress". "Good", she responded. Then the deluge came. I don't know how to express what happened and how I experienced it. It certainly wasn't a bad experience. No bad small or taste. It was as if her piss was a sweet nectar. And it just kept coming. I didn't know
whether to try and swallow or just let it hit my face. I decided to drink as much as possible. It was as the description – a golden shower. And of course, it all happened as I was climaxing. The timing was perfect. I lay there, floating on the experience. Not knowing quite what had just happened. Feeling as though I had just gone through some kind of baptism – perhaps some kind of branding. It was amazing. I lay there soaking, still with her sweet taste in my mouth, and also up my nose. It was as if I had been rescued from drowning.
"Look at you. All covered in my piss and your cum." Mistress T then gave some instructions about how I should clean myself and my mess up.
The session ended with Mistress T's usual after care. On my knees before her with my head on her lap, and enjoying a few strokes of my head. Nice.
For contact info, check out www.mistresst.net
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It had been a while since I had a session with Mistress T. I emailed her saying, "I have been in the dessert for what seems likes ages… In that dessert I have endured incredible raging thirst - thirst for Your presence, Your touch, Your gaze." Little did I know how my thirst would be assuaged.
The Sweat
When I arrived at her studio I was as usual, ordered to strip and present myself, kneeling. Mistress T looked, as usual, stunning. Her hair was up, she was topless, with a long green latex skits with a slit up one side showing her wonderful spiked black boots. In silence Mistress T immediately began to place cloths pegs on my cock and balls. This was easier for her to do than in the past since I wasn't yet fully erect, and so there was still some loose skin to take the pegs.
I was then ordered in to her bathroom and told to start cleaning the floor. At this I could feel myself getting harder, and of course the cloths pegs began to really have their effect. As I obediently applied myself to following out Mistress T's orders, she stood at the entrance to the bathroom to inspect my work and I felt the whack of one of her pain implements on my bare ass. I of course immediately tried to stretch my ass towards her to enjoy more of her pain. To be honest, I'm not completely into domestic service, but when it's combined with CP, that's a different story. And… I knew that Mistress T enjoyed seeing a male serve her in this way. "Is it all clean?… Are you sure?…. Then finish up and present yourself to me again."
The Blood
I was once again on my knees in the middle of her floor. Mistress T then place to more pegs on my nipples. For the next five minutes Mistress T then proceeded to put me in tight rope bondage with the help of a spreader bar down the back of my back. I was helpless with my hands and arms tied tightly behind my back, and the same rope holding my ankles in place. My front, including my nipples, cock and balls were completely open for Mistress T to abuse as she wished. But first came the tease. Mistress T positioned her beautifully formed breasts in front of my eyes. I so knew that there was no way I could touch them. At points it seemed that she lightly brushed my face. A few minutes later her latex encased ass was smothering my face, and of course, there was nothing I could do.
The "main meal" of the session was to be some cock and ball torture. For some reason Mistress T likes to inflict this on me (probably because she knows I love it so much). Various whips and implements were use, while the cloths pegs were still on my cock and balls. A few fell off. Between rounds, Mistress T, allowed me to enjoy her sensual breath in my ear. The pain began to feel like clouds that I was floating on. She also used some very effective thin cane like rods on my inside thighs and chest.
Mistress T then began to inspect her work. At two place – one on my cock and one on my balls, I was slightly bleeding – just a small cut. It must have been the force of the implement on the peg. Mistress T of course told me that it was my fault, and of course I was happy to take the blame. With compassion Mistress T applied a small band-aid.
I was then on my hands and knees, and before I knew it Mistress T has inserted a covered vibrator up my ass. It was of course vibrating. Mistress T then used me as her seat. I could see her sitting like a beautiful princess in the mirror on the wall opposite. There then followed some delightful nipple play – with Mistress removing the pegs, twisting the nipple, and then reapplying the pegs. The worst (sorry… nicest) part is just when the pegs are removed. The nipples are at their most tender. And of course, Mistress T took full advantage of this opportunity.
The Piss
"Have you every received a golden shower?" "No Mistress." "Would you like one?" "Yes, Mistress, Anything for You." I had received golden showers a couple of times previously, and to be honest I was not sure what think – or even how to feel. The first time I was in a body bag. The second time was in a bath with the Mistress standing, with her legs on either side of the bath. This time was going to be different.
Mistress untied my from the tight bondage position and then laid out a large black PVC? sheet on the floor. "Lie there. Head there", she commanded. A few minutes later Mistress T had moved a wooden chair and placed it over my head. This was no ordinary chair however. The seat of the chair flipped up just like a toilet seat. Mistress T sat down. And so there I was looking up as her amazing pussy and ass. "Play with yourself, and bring yourself to the edge, but do not go over." I did as instructed. The edge was easy to reach, especially given the fact that Mistress T was twisting my already painful nipples - and of course the vibrator which was still doing its work
in my ass.
"I'm at the edge Mistress". "Good", she responded. Then the deluge came. I don't know how to express what happened and how I experienced it. It certainly wasn't a bad experience. No bad small or taste. It was as if her piss was a sweet nectar. And it just kept coming. I didn't know
whether to try and swallow or just let it hit my face. I decided to drink as much as possible. It was as the description – a golden shower. And of course, it all happened as I was climaxing. The timing was perfect. I lay there, floating on the experience. Not knowing quite what had just happened. Feeling as though I had just gone through some kind of baptism – perhaps some kind of branding. It was amazing. I lay there soaking, still with her sweet taste in my mouth, and also up my nose. It was as if I had been rescued from drowning.
"Look at you. All covered in my piss and your cum." Mistress T then gave some instructions about how I should clean myself and my mess up.
The session ended with Mistress T's usual after care. On my knees before her with my head on her lap, and enjoying a few strokes of my head. Nice.
For contact info, check out www.mistresst.net
Friday, July 13. 2007
TOFTT - CL: SEXY HAWAIIAN FLAVOR!!! It's ALL Good.... - Palmdale Escorts
Alright Lads,
I TOFTT yesteday, I figured it was my turn to return the favour. I'll provide a FULL review next week as I'm heading out of town for business and only have time for a quickie....
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SEXY HAWAIIAN FLAVOR!!! - w4m - 22
Reply to: pers-367296360@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-05, 3:06PM PDT
Need a sweet, sexy, clean, fit, Pacific Islander to relieve your stress??... Lets meet!! Call 778-863-F*CK (3825) Ask for Kailani.
* Location: Palmdale/Langley
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I dont think the link is still active..... Any help would be appreciated!
In Short:
Pics are ACCURATE, she's 5'2-3ish
She's very cute/pretty, great long hair for those that care...
Very nice, firm & enhanced D's. I liked her nipples!
NOT a SPINNER.
Nice Curves, NOT even close to BBW, just average girl hips/ass with very nice enhanced rack. Former dancer, so legs were nice.
Discreet - Nice Condo, clean, just moved in. Kinda Jittery about upsetting next door neighbours
160 - 30mins
200 - 45mins
240 - 1 Hour
Do's:
DATY - tasty & clean
FS
MSOG
LFK - YMMV - only if she is comfortable I was told
CBJ
Don'ts:
GREEK
DFK
BBBJ
EVERYTHING COVERED & SAFE - That Works for me, I know some of my bretheren are more picky!
***Issue was mentioned in 411 about a guy answering the phone. I was told she has a driver for outcalls only. He was NOT present when I was there, nor was he on phone when I called. So it doesnt seem to be an issue, or rather it wasnt in my experience. She got back to me quickly enough and there were no problems with directions (Which were provided en route) or setting an appointment. She did say listing on CL meant a Gazzillion calls were coming through.
No stalling or delay tactics, she was ready to get down to business, I actually slowed her down as I wasnt in a hurry.
NOT a clock watcher either, but I was done around 1:03 or so of my hour....
The Phone rang ONCE during our session, she didnt answer and turned off ringer at an opportune moment.
I enjoyed myself! I will definitely re-visit.
I hope that helps.
BoobieMcBoob
I TOFTT yesteday, I figured it was my turn to return the favour. I'll provide a FULL review next week as I'm heading out of town for business and only have time for a quickie....
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SEXY HAWAIIAN FLAVOR!!! - w4m - 22
Reply to: pers-367296360@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-05, 3:06PM PDT
Need a sweet, sexy, clean, fit, Pacific Islander to relieve your stress??... Lets meet!! Call 778-863-F*CK (3825) Ask for Kailani.
* Location: Palmdale/Langley
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I dont think the link is still active..... Any help would be appreciated!
In Short:
Pics are ACCURATE, she's 5'2-3ish
She's very cute/pretty, great long hair for those that care...
Very nice, firm & enhanced D's. I liked her nipples!
NOT a SPINNER.
Nice Curves, NOT even close to BBW, just average girl hips/ass with very nice enhanced rack. Former dancer, so legs were nice.
Discreet - Nice Condo, clean, just moved in. Kinda Jittery about upsetting next door neighbours
160 - 30mins
200 - 45mins
240 - 1 Hour
Do's:
DATY - tasty & clean
FS
MSOG
LFK - YMMV - only if she is comfortable I was told
CBJ
Don'ts:
GREEK
DFK
BBBJ
EVERYTHING COVERED & SAFE - That Works for me, I know some of my bretheren are more picky!
***Issue was mentioned in 411 about a guy answering the phone. I was told she has a driver for outcalls only. He was NOT present when I was there, nor was he on phone when I called. So it doesnt seem to be an issue, or rather it wasnt in my experience. She got back to me quickly enough and there were no problems with directions (Which were provided en route) or setting an appointment. She did say listing on CL meant a Gazzillion calls were coming through.
No stalling or delay tactics, she was ready to get down to business, I actually slowed her down as I wasnt in a hurry.
NOT a clock watcher either, but I was done around 1:03 or so of my hour....
The Phone rang ONCE during our session, she didnt answer and turned off ringer at an opportune moment.
I enjoyed myself! I will definitely re-visit.
I hope that helps.
BoobieMcBoob
Thursday, July 12. 2007
Miki from the "Straight" newspaper - Orem Escorts
on the weekend i was desprate to see Gigi (my fav girl) but she wasnt availiable so i called her roomate Miki !
since i've seen Miki twice i thought maybe its a good idea to leave a review on her.
her ad in "Straight" newspaper starts like this:
Young Sexy & Cute Asian Girl
I just arrived in Orem and I will provide
you with a relaxing intimate and erotic session.
I'm young and petit. 5'4", 105lbs, 34B-24-34, 22yrs.
Call 778-232-7597
phisicly she seems fine:) , smooth skin and everything:p , and i would rate her face 7 out of 10 :D , but you will also notice that she is a smoker :( .
she is a very easygoing girl overall, she does all sort of positions :eek: including Daty, SMOG, BBBJ, she doesnt do Greek though:o , and i've also notice she doesnt like French kissing:( .
she is asian :) but she sucks at english :( so you shouldnt count on the GFE :( .
she is very clean, she makes you take a shower before and after, she doesnt really rush ( i never stayed more than my time).
i dont have many experice with different SP's but between those that i've seen i would rate her 6.5/10.
she charges $145 for 45 min
did i mention she is asian?and she lives by Joice skytrain, and crowly st.
anyway if you have any questions i'll be glad to answer .
since i've seen Miki twice i thought maybe its a good idea to leave a review on her.
her ad in "Straight" newspaper starts like this:
Young Sexy & Cute Asian Girl
I just arrived in Orem and I will provide
you with a relaxing intimate and erotic session.
I'm young and petit. 5'4", 105lbs, 34B-24-34, 22yrs.
Call 778-232-7597
phisicly she seems fine:) , smooth skin and everything:p , and i would rate her face 7 out of 10 :D , but you will also notice that she is a smoker :( .
she is a very easygoing girl overall, she does all sort of positions :eek: including Daty, SMOG, BBBJ, she doesnt do Greek though:o , and i've also notice she doesnt like French kissing:( .
she is asian :) but she sucks at english :( so you shouldnt count on the GFE :( .
she is very clean, she makes you take a shower before and after, she doesnt really rush ( i never stayed more than my time).
i dont have many experice with different SP's but between those that i've seen i would rate her 6.5/10.
she charges $145 for 45 min
did i mention she is asian?and she lives by Joice skytrain, and crowly st.
anyway if you have any questions i'll be glad to answer .
Wednesday, July 11. 2007
Review: Sarah Wild 8/07/07 Hot! - Manassas Escorts
Booked an appointment with Sarah Wild once I found out she was on tour.
I always wanted to be with a pornstar and I liked her pictures on her website http://www.sarahwild.com. I also read the reviews on TER http://www.theeroticreview.com/revie...w.asp?id=61566 which were all extremely positive.
I met her at her incall location and she looked beautiful. She looks taller in her pictures and her hair is different now in terms of style - a curly platinum blond but the body and face were amazing. Spinner indeed! Amazing, large, perky natural breasts, toned abs, amazing butt, what more could you ask for?
We chatted for a bit and I got along with her very well. She's a very confident, fun-loving girl.
Anyways, I paid $575 for a 1.5 hour visit. Her one hour rate is $400.
Well worth the extra cost. You are paying for quality - you are having sex with a pornstar and she does it all well. She won't wait for you to move into a position and can be very in control of things when she needs to be (and in a good way).
YMMV but I found that she was not a clock watcher, MSOG, BBBJ, DATY, Amazing BLS, DFK. She has multiple outfits and you can bring toys if you have them. I believe she offers Greek but I did not ask as I could not afford to pay more.
I took a shower after giving her the envelope and then we shared some wine I bought before we got down to business.
I'm not one for play by play details but this girl really knows what she's doing.
She deep throated me so many times and gagged on my dick that I had to ask her if she was ok. She likes her nipples pinched firmly and she provides an amazing Spanish. She loves to spit on your dick and it drove me nuts.
She's flexible and I am sure she knows more positions than I've ever tried. She took the lead and varied her pace.
She gave me a good massage after my second pop and then we went our separate ways.
I actually downloaded one of the movies she was in before I went to see her- Canadian Beaver 2 - it was hot to see her squatting on me instead of a porn star!
Basically, she fucked my brains out. What made the experience better was the fact I could have a decent conversation with her. Smart girl.
Spend the extra money and see her before she leaves! She leaves on the 11th!
I always wanted to be with a pornstar and I liked her pictures on her website http://www.sarahwild.com. I also read the reviews on TER http://www.theeroticreview.com/revie...w.asp?id=61566 which were all extremely positive.
I met her at her incall location and she looked beautiful. She looks taller in her pictures and her hair is different now in terms of style - a curly platinum blond but the body and face were amazing. Spinner indeed! Amazing, large, perky natural breasts, toned abs, amazing butt, what more could you ask for?
We chatted for a bit and I got along with her very well. She's a very confident, fun-loving girl.
Anyways, I paid $575 for a 1.5 hour visit. Her one hour rate is $400.
Well worth the extra cost. You are paying for quality - you are having sex with a pornstar and she does it all well. She won't wait for you to move into a position and can be very in control of things when she needs to be (and in a good way).
YMMV but I found that she was not a clock watcher, MSOG, BBBJ, DATY, Amazing BLS, DFK. She has multiple outfits and you can bring toys if you have them. I believe she offers Greek but I did not ask as I could not afford to pay more.
I took a shower after giving her the envelope and then we shared some wine I bought before we got down to business.
I'm not one for play by play details but this girl really knows what she's doing.
She deep throated me so many times and gagged on my dick that I had to ask her if she was ok. She likes her nipples pinched firmly and she provides an amazing Spanish. She loves to spit on your dick and it drove me nuts.
She's flexible and I am sure she knows more positions than I've ever tried. She took the lead and varied her pace.
She gave me a good massage after my second pop and then we went our separate ways.
I actually downloaded one of the movies she was in before I went to see her- Canadian Beaver 2 - it was hot to see her squatting on me instead of a porn star!
Basically, she fucked my brains out. What made the experience better was the fact I could have a decent conversation with her. Smart girl.
Spend the extra money and see her before she leaves! She leaves on the 11th!
Tuesday, July 10. 2007
Duo with Tupelo's Jewel and Jennifer!
Just had a great time with Tupelo's Jewel (http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=12104) and her friend Jennifer yesterday... and WOW... what a great time! She is well reviewed here, and that's what led me to her the first time. This follow-up visit was supposed to be a 1/2 hour shot to try and take the edge off these horny days of summer, but it ended up with me being the meat in a sex sandwich!
So about five minutes into an amazing BBBJ from Jewel, I remembered that I'd seen a post about a friend of hers (http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=68725). Somehow I managed to blurt out loud that I read about her friend, and J's eyes lit up: "Do you want me to get her down here? I can have her here in 5 minutes! You'll love her... she's hot!"
Jewel jumped up, grabbed the phone and dialed Jennifer. Then she started sucking me off again... taking short breaks to talk. Seriously? That was one of the HOTTEST things that has ever happened to me... Lying there, getting a KILLER BJ... and she's arranging her friend to come and help suck my cock. They make movies out of this shit!
So we passed the time with J deep throating me and telling me about how they really do like each other and how much she loves to eat Jen's pussy. I asked about a few things we might all do, to which Jewel replied "Oh yeah, she's going to like you a lot! We can do that for sure!"
The next few minutes are a blur. I remember the door opening, and Jennifer saying "Hello Je... Oh! Hello!" upon seeing the two of us butt naked, and me on the receiving end of a mind altering blow job. She came in dropped her pants, pulled off her top and bra and started in on me without skipping a beat. And at this point, I didn't even know her name!
The rest off the session was fucking incredible. To be completely honest, I don't even remember specifics, but I do know a couple of things:
Those two REALLY like each other. This ain't some "let's put on a show for this guy, we'll make a few extra bucks..." There is genuine heat and passion between them.
They made me feel like a fucking King! The same level of intensity that was going on between them, was coming back at me full steam!
I have a pretty good idea of where I stand on the attractiveness scale, and I am realistic about my middle of the pack status on it. But either these two are the most convincing actresses on the earth, or they both really dig what I bring to the table. Either way, I left there on top of the world!
Will I be back? Abso-fucking-lutley!
Thank you ladies for a fantastic time. I can't even explain how great you made me feel... on ALL levels. Enjoy them guys, and treat them right!
So about five minutes into an amazing BBBJ from Jewel, I remembered that I'd seen a post about a friend of hers (http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=68725). Somehow I managed to blurt out loud that I read about her friend, and J's eyes lit up: "Do you want me to get her down here? I can have her here in 5 minutes! You'll love her... she's hot!"
Jewel jumped up, grabbed the phone and dialed Jennifer. Then she started sucking me off again... taking short breaks to talk. Seriously? That was one of the HOTTEST things that has ever happened to me... Lying there, getting a KILLER BJ... and she's arranging her friend to come and help suck my cock. They make movies out of this shit!
So we passed the time with J deep throating me and telling me about how they really do like each other and how much she loves to eat Jen's pussy. I asked about a few things we might all do, to which Jewel replied "Oh yeah, she's going to like you a lot! We can do that for sure!"
The next few minutes are a blur. I remember the door opening, and Jennifer saying "Hello Je... Oh! Hello!" upon seeing the two of us butt naked, and me on the receiving end of a mind altering blow job. She came in dropped her pants, pulled off her top and bra and started in on me without skipping a beat. And at this point, I didn't even know her name!
The rest off the session was fucking incredible. To be completely honest, I don't even remember specifics, but I do know a couple of things:
Those two REALLY like each other. This ain't some "let's put on a show for this guy, we'll make a few extra bucks..." There is genuine heat and passion between them.
They made me feel like a fucking King! The same level of intensity that was going on between them, was coming back at me full steam!
I have a pretty good idea of where I stand on the attractiveness scale, and I am realistic about my middle of the pack status on it. But either these two are the most convincing actresses on the earth, or they both really dig what I bring to the table. Either way, I left there on top of the world!
Will I be back? Abso-fucking-lutley!
Thank you ladies for a fantastic time. I can't even explain how great you made me feel... on ALL levels. Enjoy them guys, and treat them right!
Monday, July 9. 2007
Hailey @ Vic2Van - Bend Escorts
This is the one review I haven't been looking forward to writing! I want to be fair in my assessment and at the same time not say anything that would be hurtful. Not an easy task.
I had 2 or 3 ladies from Vic2Van on my list and had called a couple of times to no avail. My first choice was always Ying but I could not seem to match my time to her availability. I called late on Thursday and finally decided to see Hailey that night for a late appt. If memory serves me correctly it was @ 11:00 pm. I tentatively booked for an hour. I had originally seen Hailey on SU's site and thought her pics were interesting but info on her seemed a little sketchy. Some old stuff from VE and some under a different spelling. In hind site I probably should have tried to find out some more info on her but by this point in compiling my list I was starting to feel a little like a pain in the ass on the boards. Hell I'd been asking for info for 2 to 3 months by this time.
Anyway I called back before my appt and got the address (very close to my hotel which I really liked) and buzzer#. I had some time so I took a walk around Yaletown for awhile and past the building. After a loop around by Madam Cleo's and back it was about time. I showed a few minutes early (a bad habit I have developed over the years LOL) and Hailey buzzed me in. When she opened the door My first reaction was OK this is the lady from the pics (enough of her face was revealed in the photos to make a good comparison to) not great but not bad. She was in her bare feet so the height thing was good. Shorter which I like (tall women intimidate me LOL). She was wearing this one piece thing, I don't know what it was, but I couldn't get a good feel for what her body looked like.
This is where it started to get a little strange. I can't even remember how it got started but the topic went to the rate and I started to hand it to her and I believe I asked her about extras mentioned on the website. Well she said we could go for an hour @ $$.5 or extend to 1.5 hours at a discounted rate. Ok now this is not exactly the info I was looking for when I asked about extras but what the fuck, go with the flow. I told her sure I wouldn't mind extending for a longer time (I really prefer longer sessions since a little less than an hour is usually the time it takes for 1 shot so this would give me time for a second). She got her phone and called somebody, V2V I assume and asked how much it would be to extend to 1.5 hours. She hung up and said the discounted rate for 1.5 hours would be $$$$. I assume your thinking the same thing I was, That isn't much of a fucking discount (must have been the we saw you coming sucker rate).I kinda chuckled to myself but the last thing I wanted to do was stand there and squabble about money. In my mind that would almost guarantee a bad session plus it just isn't my style. I am also a sucker when it comes to women, I just can't say no to them especially when it comes to financial things. So I fork over 4 bills to her and was ready to get down to business.
Up to this point we were in the main room of the incall location and I was impressed, until we got to the bedroom. Now the main room was very nice and tastefully decorated but when we got to the bedroom it was a little warm and WTF the mattress was on the floor. Jesus Christ put the friggin thing up on a frame, maybe even a headboard or something would be nice, just get the goddamn thing off the floor (sorry about that little rant). I started to get undressed and Hailey came back in the room and started to unwrap herself. Now here is where I want to be careful because I know looks are such a subjective thing but I thought to myself, as she got undressed that her pics were not accurate. Hailey is not a BBW but she wasn't as tight as I would have thought from her pics on the website. Definitely not a spinner. We laid down on the bed and Hailey asked me what I liked to which I responded with my usual , that I kinda liked women to take the lead and I liked to just go with the flow, and see where it lead. Well she just laid there after that and I guessed I was going to have to give direction.
This was not a good start for me since what I really like is for a woman especially a SP to look for and find what really trips my trigger, not a very difficult task considering I get turned on when the wind blows. I initiated a little light kissing and massaged her tits a little. I asked her for a massage and she jumped up to get some oil or lotion or whatever the fuck it was (it was sticky is all I know). As I have said before I love massages but this one was bad even by my standards which are pretty low. More of a sticky rub down. Ok enough of that so I flipped over and Hailey laid next to me and well, she just laid next to me......... nothing. I guess I'll add this here, I do tend to wear my emotions on my sleeve at times and maybe she sensed my disappointment, or maybe she was just repulsed by my appearance or something but this was not going well at all. She was not only unwilling to take the lead, she seemed very unresponsive to me. I laid there for a couple of minutes and talked about something. I was just trying to get her to laugh and loosen up a little. I got her to laugh some and thought it would be a good time to go for a BJ. She got the cover and stroked me for a bit and lo and behold Woody made an appearance. See I said it wouldn't be that difficult. On went the cover and and she proceeded with a fairly good CBJ. Again my standards might not be all that high. After all the worst BJ I ever had was wonderful LOL. After a relatively short time I asked her to lay back and started with some mish. Not my favorite starting position but given the circumstances I figured this would be the best way to proceed. All was going ok I guess, she moaned a little (not very believable) and for the most part just laid there, when I asked her to roll over and tried doggy for a bit. Still ok when we switched to spooning and it just got bad at this point. Spooning requires that the other party kinda grinds back a little, at least if it is going to be worth a shit. It was like every time I zigged she zagged A little like two bumper cars caught in the corner unable to get out. This is when Woody went out on strike never to return. Haily did try to revive old Woody but he wasn't having any of it. She suggested trying to finish with a HJ but really I didn't fly 3,000 miles for a HJ and it was never going to happen anyway.
I tried to be gracious, I think I attempted to take the blame but at this point I was ready to bail. I did jump in the shower to get the sticky shit off of me. I got out of the shower got dressed and tried to make a graceful exit. I don't really remember what exactly was said but we did give each other a little hug and a peck at the door and I was outta there. Somewhat relieved that it was over with. I think the time was about an hour not really sure.
In Short:
Attitude: Now I understand this has got to be a pretty tough job bordering on downright shitty at times but I really got the impression that Hailey was not cut out at all for this. She was friendly and did laugh a little but she seemed really uncomfortable. I would like to think it wasn't me as I try to always be respectful and really try my hardest to keep the mood light and funny.
Service: I think I've already said enough
Looks: Not really my cup of tee but she was attractive
Man am I ever glad that is over. I almost didn't wright this review but finally decided if I was going to do the good ones I owed the board to do this one.
I had 2 or 3 ladies from Vic2Van on my list and had called a couple of times to no avail. My first choice was always Ying but I could not seem to match my time to her availability. I called late on Thursday and finally decided to see Hailey that night for a late appt. If memory serves me correctly it was @ 11:00 pm. I tentatively booked for an hour. I had originally seen Hailey on SU's site and thought her pics were interesting but info on her seemed a little sketchy. Some old stuff from VE and some under a different spelling. In hind site I probably should have tried to find out some more info on her but by this point in compiling my list I was starting to feel a little like a pain in the ass on the boards. Hell I'd been asking for info for 2 to 3 months by this time.
Anyway I called back before my appt and got the address (very close to my hotel which I really liked) and buzzer#. I had some time so I took a walk around Yaletown for awhile and past the building. After a loop around by Madam Cleo's and back it was about time. I showed a few minutes early (a bad habit I have developed over the years LOL) and Hailey buzzed me in. When she opened the door My first reaction was OK this is the lady from the pics (enough of her face was revealed in the photos to make a good comparison to) not great but not bad. She was in her bare feet so the height thing was good. Shorter which I like (tall women intimidate me LOL). She was wearing this one piece thing, I don't know what it was, but I couldn't get a good feel for what her body looked like.
This is where it started to get a little strange. I can't even remember how it got started but the topic went to the rate and I started to hand it to her and I believe I asked her about extras mentioned on the website. Well she said we could go for an hour @ $$.5 or extend to 1.5 hours at a discounted rate. Ok now this is not exactly the info I was looking for when I asked about extras but what the fuck, go with the flow. I told her sure I wouldn't mind extending for a longer time (I really prefer longer sessions since a little less than an hour is usually the time it takes for 1 shot so this would give me time for a second). She got her phone and called somebody, V2V I assume and asked how much it would be to extend to 1.5 hours. She hung up and said the discounted rate for 1.5 hours would be $$$$. I assume your thinking the same thing I was, That isn't much of a fucking discount (must have been the we saw you coming sucker rate).I kinda chuckled to myself but the last thing I wanted to do was stand there and squabble about money. In my mind that would almost guarantee a bad session plus it just isn't my style. I am also a sucker when it comes to women, I just can't say no to them especially when it comes to financial things. So I fork over 4 bills to her and was ready to get down to business.
Up to this point we were in the main room of the incall location and I was impressed, until we got to the bedroom. Now the main room was very nice and tastefully decorated but when we got to the bedroom it was a little warm and WTF the mattress was on the floor. Jesus Christ put the friggin thing up on a frame, maybe even a headboard or something would be nice, just get the goddamn thing off the floor (sorry about that little rant). I started to get undressed and Hailey came back in the room and started to unwrap herself. Now here is where I want to be careful because I know looks are such a subjective thing but I thought to myself, as she got undressed that her pics were not accurate. Hailey is not a BBW but she wasn't as tight as I would have thought from her pics on the website. Definitely not a spinner. We laid down on the bed and Hailey asked me what I liked to which I responded with my usual , that I kinda liked women to take the lead and I liked to just go with the flow, and see where it lead. Well she just laid there after that and I guessed I was going to have to give direction.
This was not a good start for me since what I really like is for a woman especially a SP to look for and find what really trips my trigger, not a very difficult task considering I get turned on when the wind blows. I initiated a little light kissing and massaged her tits a little. I asked her for a massage and she jumped up to get some oil or lotion or whatever the fuck it was (it was sticky is all I know). As I have said before I love massages but this one was bad even by my standards which are pretty low. More of a sticky rub down. Ok enough of that so I flipped over and Hailey laid next to me and well, she just laid next to me......... nothing. I guess I'll add this here, I do tend to wear my emotions on my sleeve at times and maybe she sensed my disappointment, or maybe she was just repulsed by my appearance or something but this was not going well at all. She was not only unwilling to take the lead, she seemed very unresponsive to me. I laid there for a couple of minutes and talked about something. I was just trying to get her to laugh and loosen up a little. I got her to laugh some and thought it would be a good time to go for a BJ. She got the cover and stroked me for a bit and lo and behold Woody made an appearance. See I said it wouldn't be that difficult. On went the cover and and she proceeded with a fairly good CBJ. Again my standards might not be all that high. After all the worst BJ I ever had was wonderful LOL. After a relatively short time I asked her to lay back and started with some mish. Not my favorite starting position but given the circumstances I figured this would be the best way to proceed. All was going ok I guess, she moaned a little (not very believable) and for the most part just laid there, when I asked her to roll over and tried doggy for a bit. Still ok when we switched to spooning and it just got bad at this point. Spooning requires that the other party kinda grinds back a little, at least if it is going to be worth a shit. It was like every time I zigged she zagged A little like two bumper cars caught in the corner unable to get out. This is when Woody went out on strike never to return. Haily did try to revive old Woody but he wasn't having any of it. She suggested trying to finish with a HJ but really I didn't fly 3,000 miles for a HJ and it was never going to happen anyway.
I tried to be gracious, I think I attempted to take the blame but at this point I was ready to bail. I did jump in the shower to get the sticky shit off of me. I got out of the shower got dressed and tried to make a graceful exit. I don't really remember what exactly was said but we did give each other a little hug and a peck at the door and I was outta there. Somewhat relieved that it was over with. I think the time was about an hour not really sure.
In Short:
Attitude: Now I understand this has got to be a pretty tough job bordering on downright shitty at times but I really got the impression that Hailey was not cut out at all for this. She was friendly and did laugh a little but she seemed really uncomfortable. I would like to think it wasn't me as I try to always be respectful and really try my hardest to keep the mood light and funny.
Service: I think I've already said enough
Looks: Not really my cup of tee but she was attractive
Man am I ever glad that is over. I almost didn't wright this review but finally decided if I was going to do the good ones I owed the board to do this one.
Sunday, July 8. 2007
Review: Angel on CL - Baytown Escorts
CHUBBY SLUTTY NATIVE GIRL - w4m - 21
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Date: 2007-07-05, 3:18PM PDT
I am very open minded!! You name it, I'll pretty much do it baby!! 5'5", 145 lbs, 36C-27-36
Angel
778-231-6260
http://Baytown.craigslist.org/ers/367306654.html
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Angel is on the chubby side, definitely firm and not flabby. A pretty fresh-faced 23 y.o. girl with a big smile, laughing eyes and lots of giggles. Very nice 36C natural rack and a very short trim downstairs. Down-to-earth friendly manner.
The rates are $.8 for 1/2, $$ for 3/4 and $$.2 for the hour. BBBJ is another .6 and greek another $. While the menu is broad, there is no kissing on the mouth.
She claims to be a nympho and I believe it. The first half of the session is about her. Skips the BJ, demands DATY and wants digits at the same time. Then grabs my head into her breasts, guiding me to suck one and then the other while she CGs my groin. Loves her bum being manhandled. Grinds until she comes - nothing fake here, she is enjoying it. Then it's my turn until I too am spent. Afterwards, there's cuddles and small talk.
A bit different SP experience, she pretty much controls the scene, but a fun time. I think YMMV goes along with being a gentleman with this girl.
L7 A8 S7
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Date: 2007-07-05, 3:18PM PDT
I am very open minded!! You name it, I'll pretty much do it baby!! 5'5", 145 lbs, 36C-27-36
Angel
778-231-6260
http://Baytown.craigslist.org/ers/367306654.html
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Angel is on the chubby side, definitely firm and not flabby. A pretty fresh-faced 23 y.o. girl with a big smile, laughing eyes and lots of giggles. Very nice 36C natural rack and a very short trim downstairs. Down-to-earth friendly manner.
The rates are $.8 for 1/2, $$ for 3/4 and $$.2 for the hour. BBBJ is another .6 and greek another $. While the menu is broad, there is no kissing on the mouth.
She claims to be a nympho and I believe it. The first half of the session is about her. Skips the BJ, demands DATY and wants digits at the same time. Then grabs my head into her breasts, guiding me to suck one and then the other while she CGs my groin. Loves her bum being manhandled. Grinds until she comes - nothing fake here, she is enjoying it. Then it's my turn until I too am spent. Afterwards, there's cuddles and small talk.
A bit different SP experience, she pretty much controls the scene, but a fun time. I think YMMV goes along with being a gentleman with this girl.
L7 A8 S7
Saturday, July 7. 2007
Review: Angel on CL - Charlotte Escorts
CHUBBY SLUTTY NATIVE GIRL - w4m - 21
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Date: 2007-07-05, 3:18PM PDT
I am very open minded!! You name it, I'll pretty much do it baby!! 5'5", 145 lbs, 36C-27-36
Angel
778-231-6260
http://Charlotte.craigslist.org/ers/367306654.html
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Angel is on the chubby side, definitely firm and not flabby. A pretty fresh-faced 23 y.o. girl with a big smile, laughing eyes and lots of giggles. Very nice 36C natural rack and a very short trim downstairs. Down-to-earth friendly manner.
The rates are $.8 for 1/2, $$ for 3/4 and $$.2 for the hour. BBBJ is another .6 and greek another $. While the menu is broad, there is no kissing on the mouth.
She claims to be a nympho and I believe it. The first half of the session is about her. Skips the BJ, demands DATY and wants digits at the same time. Then grabs my head into her breasts, guiding me to suck one and then the other while she CGs my groin. Loves her bum being manhandled. Grinds until she comes - nothing fake here, she is enjoying it. Then it's my turn until I too am spent. Afterwards, there's cuddles and small talk.
A bit different SP experience, she pretty much controls the scene, but a fun time. I think YMMV goes along with being a gentleman with this girl.
L7 A8 S7
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Date: 2007-07-05, 3:18PM PDT
I am very open minded!! You name it, I'll pretty much do it baby!! 5'5", 145 lbs, 36C-27-36
Angel
778-231-6260
http://Charlotte.craigslist.org/ers/367306654.html
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Angel is on the chubby side, definitely firm and not flabby. A pretty fresh-faced 23 y.o. girl with a big smile, laughing eyes and lots of giggles. Very nice 36C natural rack and a very short trim downstairs. Down-to-earth friendly manner.
The rates are $.8 for 1/2, $$ for 3/4 and $$.2 for the hour. BBBJ is another .6 and greek another $. While the menu is broad, there is no kissing on the mouth.
She claims to be a nympho and I believe it. The first half of the session is about her. Skips the BJ, demands DATY and wants digits at the same time. Then grabs my head into her breasts, guiding me to suck one and then the other while she CGs my groin. Loves her bum being manhandled. Grinds until she comes - nothing fake here, she is enjoying it. Then it's my turn until I too am spent. Afterwards, there's cuddles and small talk.
A bit different SP experience, she pretty much controls the scene, but a fun time. I think YMMV goes along with being a gentleman with this girl.
L7 A8 S7
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