I hate to give a negative review but this was a pretty shitty time. . .
I call up AMG ask for a GFE girl, they recommend Sugar, I check out her pix and say "yes please". She shows up an hour late, no biggie, kinda rude (walks in doesn't really say hi goes straight to money counts in front of me). I started to get a bad feeling in my gut but unfortunately other parts of my anatomy took control and we proceeded with the session...
CBJ was alright, then the restrictions, no DFK or LFK on the menu, no touching "down there", no DATY, the CG was terrible. I have had some lame sex in my life but this was pretty bad, mechanical, no rythym, no connection. Anyways, I felt pretty let down, then before I even blow she says "time's up", this isn't even thirty minutes into the session! At this point i decided to cut my losses rather than bring up the time issue.
She leaves, I'm too bummed out to even rub one out, so i decide to call and let the AMG girl know i wasn't too happy with her "recommendation". She calls the girl, then calls me back apologizes and gets my info for a partial refund (100 bucks). I am pretty surprised at this and feel a little better about the whole deal. 3 month later no refund :(
L 8 She was pretty hot, a little bigger than expected but definetely cute
A 4 A dead fish right from the get go
S 2 Total Bummer
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Sunday, November 4. 2007
Carie on CL - Fayetteville Escorts
http://Fayetteville.craigslist.org/ers/467407701.html
What a frustrated weekend so far, and this is not really a review, more of a bad experience or rant. (so don't read on if you're looking for a review)
Ok, on Friday, I called my somewhat regular and found out that she moved to in Fayetteville permanently, so I was panicing looking for someone else. I saw the above ad on CL and go wow, and I always have been playing it somewhat safe, and found nothing on my research on perb. So I thought it is time for me to really TOFTT. (Note: if you search the number on CL, you will find others girls' ad too. I was skeptical, but horny and determine to TOFTT).
Call her, very noisy phone, got the address, told her I can be there in 20 mins., and she agreed. First, the place is so difficult to find, then when I got there finally, and buzzed, another girl answer and said I need to call back later (did that a few times). WFT! :mad: So call her cell. Apparently the apartment is in used, and sorry and all that. She said her girl friend will leave in approx. hour and a half, or earlier, and she will call me, but I am on a pay phone, so I said I will call back in an hour. Drove around d/t for about an hour to kill time. By then, it was 12 midnight. Call her back, she said she will check and call back, so I waited on the pay phone in the rain for about 15 mins, nothing, call her back, no answer, then call her again, got put into her full mailbox (did that a few times also). Arrgggg, wasted time, gas, and the v-pill, and almost got a cold from the rain, so piss... All these times she kept leading me on. :mad:
I don't know if anyone have better luck than me. I might try again and if she let me, I am going to pound her like there is no tomorrow to get my frustration out. :D
What a frustrated weekend so far, and this is not really a review, more of a bad experience or rant. (so don't read on if you're looking for a review)
Ok, on Friday, I called my somewhat regular and found out that she moved to in Fayetteville permanently, so I was panicing looking for someone else. I saw the above ad on CL and go wow, and I always have been playing it somewhat safe, and found nothing on my research on perb. So I thought it is time for me to really TOFTT. (Note: if you search the number on CL, you will find others girls' ad too. I was skeptical, but horny and determine to TOFTT).
Call her, very noisy phone, got the address, told her I can be there in 20 mins., and she agreed. First, the place is so difficult to find, then when I got there finally, and buzzed, another girl answer and said I need to call back later (did that a few times). WFT! :mad: So call her cell. Apparently the apartment is in used, and sorry and all that. She said her girl friend will leave in approx. hour and a half, or earlier, and she will call me, but I am on a pay phone, so I said I will call back in an hour. Drove around d/t for about an hour to kill time. By then, it was 12 midnight. Call her back, she said she will check and call back, so I waited on the pay phone in the rain for about 15 mins, nothing, call her back, no answer, then call her again, got put into her full mailbox (did that a few times also). Arrgggg, wasted time, gas, and the v-pill, and almost got a cold from the rain, so piss... All these times she kept leading me on. :mad:
I don't know if anyone have better luck than me. I might try again and if she let me, I am going to pound her like there is no tomorrow to get my frustration out. :D
Saturday, November 3. 2007
Arianna Royale - review - Tulsa Escorts
I haven't left a location with the same kind of smile that I left Arianna's place with tonight in a LONG time!
I was a little bored tonight and wanted something quick, affordable and decent. Browsed the ads a bit and I'm never much of a FS kind of guy anymore with all the bad TOFTT's that I've had so I've stuck with just quick dates. I've always been curious with Arianna's website. I always held back as I'm more of the spinner type guy but i wanted to give her a try tonight as she had her Halloween special on.
Called her up and her voice was as cute as a button and that was what sold me. I was like, there is no way that God would put such a cute voice on an unattractive girl, so i said, hey why not. At least she didn't sound like she smokes 40 packs a day.
Showed up at her door, which is out by SFU somewhere. I was prepared for a "larger" woman than I'm use to. The door opens. There was no hiding behind the door. there was no bait and switch with a princess that has turned back into a frog. In fact there wasn't even the "larger" woman that i had prepared myself for. Instead, there was Arianna, all petite with curves in all the right places wearing a nice satin/silk robe. Greeted me with a hug and then I was attacked by the most hyper rodent i've ever met... she said it was a dog, but i'm still questioning that. She is adorable though.. both the rodent and Arianna. enough about her pet. Arianna has the cutest smile. Sexiest eyes and later I'll find out that she's got quite the ass too!
Arianna leads me to the room and offers me a drink of water which I think is always a nice touch. Provides me with a better than decent back rub which i wished could have lasted longer. Heck i would have been happy with just that rub alone as her conversational skills with that sweet voice of hers was better than some of the FS that i've had. I loved how she straddles me as she's rubbing my back. I roll over and this girls a piston. She doesn't just concentrate on getting the deed done, but she actually takes the time to kiss me all over and the eye contact!!!
Anyways, well worth the money. well worth the drive up to the SFU area.
when i leave with this kind of smile on my face, definitely a repeater!
I was a little bored tonight and wanted something quick, affordable and decent. Browsed the ads a bit and I'm never much of a FS kind of guy anymore with all the bad TOFTT's that I've had so I've stuck with just quick dates. I've always been curious with Arianna's website. I always held back as I'm more of the spinner type guy but i wanted to give her a try tonight as she had her Halloween special on.
Called her up and her voice was as cute as a button and that was what sold me. I was like, there is no way that God would put such a cute voice on an unattractive girl, so i said, hey why not. At least she didn't sound like she smokes 40 packs a day.
Showed up at her door, which is out by SFU somewhere. I was prepared for a "larger" woman than I'm use to. The door opens. There was no hiding behind the door. there was no bait and switch with a princess that has turned back into a frog. In fact there wasn't even the "larger" woman that i had prepared myself for. Instead, there was Arianna, all petite with curves in all the right places wearing a nice satin/silk robe. Greeted me with a hug and then I was attacked by the most hyper rodent i've ever met... she said it was a dog, but i'm still questioning that. She is adorable though.. both the rodent and Arianna. enough about her pet. Arianna has the cutest smile. Sexiest eyes and later I'll find out that she's got quite the ass too!
Arianna leads me to the room and offers me a drink of water which I think is always a nice touch. Provides me with a better than decent back rub which i wished could have lasted longer. Heck i would have been happy with just that rub alone as her conversational skills with that sweet voice of hers was better than some of the FS that i've had. I loved how she straddles me as she's rubbing my back. I roll over and this girls a piston. She doesn't just concentrate on getting the deed done, but she actually takes the time to kiss me all over and the eye contact!!!
Anyways, well worth the money. well worth the drive up to the SFU area.
when i leave with this kind of smile on my face, definitely a repeater!
Friday, November 2. 2007
MSOG and Gallons of Wine with Sandi Laine - Peoria Escorts
This is from a couple of weeks ago. It's taken me a while, but I finally got off my lazy ass and posted this.
I was feeling in the need for some nookie when I got to work in the morning. So I called up Sandi. She was on her way out and told me to call her back later that morning. I got in touch with her at around noon and made an appointment to see her an hour later.
I arrived at her place, buzzed her and she let me in. After a bit of chitchat, she asked if I wanted to shower while she slipped into something more sexy. After I finished cleaning up, she said she was still getting ready, so I waited in the living room. The wait was worth it when I saw Sandi walk out of the bedroom wearing absolutely stunning lingerie.
I tried to get a couple of snapshots, unfortunately I ran into camera problems. While I was trying to get the camera working, Sandi starting sucking on my cock. Sandi got me rock hard very quickly, and after a couple of minutes, I gave up on the camera and we went into the bedroom to get more comfortable.
I lay down on the bed while Sandi continued her fantastic blowjob. After a couple more minutes of sucking, Sandi told me she wanted me to eat her. Off come her panties, Sandi lies down on the bed and I start tasting her slippery pussy. After a few minutes of DATY, I said to Sandi that I wanted to see her cum and squirt on me. I sat back an watched as Sandi played with herself. She soon had herself squirting what seemed like gallons and gallons of warm juice.
After a few minutes to recover, Sandi said it was my turn to cum on her. Another blowjob and I was soon hard again. On with the cover, Sandi telling me not to cum while inside her. We started with cowgirl then switched to doggie and finally to mish. While on top of her, I sense that I'm close to reaching an orgasm, so I start to slow down my rhythm until I finally stop while still inside Sandi. At this point Sandi starts to cum. The contractions of her pussy squeeze my cock so hard that it nearly causes me to blow my load. I managed to hold it, barely.
When Sandi's orgasm has finished, I pull out. We switch positions and Sandi starts sucking my cock. When I'm about to cum, I pull out and Sandi continues to stroke my cock with her hand until I shoot my load all over her breasts. Exhausted, messy but extremely happy, we cleaned up and spent the rest of our time together next to each other relaxing and enjoying the afterglow.
I was feeling in the need for some nookie when I got to work in the morning. So I called up Sandi. She was on her way out and told me to call her back later that morning. I got in touch with her at around noon and made an appointment to see her an hour later.
I arrived at her place, buzzed her and she let me in. After a bit of chitchat, she asked if I wanted to shower while she slipped into something more sexy. After I finished cleaning up, she said she was still getting ready, so I waited in the living room. The wait was worth it when I saw Sandi walk out of the bedroom wearing absolutely stunning lingerie.
I tried to get a couple of snapshots, unfortunately I ran into camera problems. While I was trying to get the camera working, Sandi starting sucking on my cock. Sandi got me rock hard very quickly, and after a couple of minutes, I gave up on the camera and we went into the bedroom to get more comfortable.
I lay down on the bed while Sandi continued her fantastic blowjob. After a couple more minutes of sucking, Sandi told me she wanted me to eat her. Off come her panties, Sandi lies down on the bed and I start tasting her slippery pussy. After a few minutes of DATY, I said to Sandi that I wanted to see her cum and squirt on me. I sat back an watched as Sandi played with herself. She soon had herself squirting what seemed like gallons and gallons of warm juice.
After a few minutes to recover, Sandi said it was my turn to cum on her. Another blowjob and I was soon hard again. On with the cover, Sandi telling me not to cum while inside her. We started with cowgirl then switched to doggie and finally to mish. While on top of her, I sense that I'm close to reaching an orgasm, so I start to slow down my rhythm until I finally stop while still inside Sandi. At this point Sandi starts to cum. The contractions of her pussy squeeze my cock so hard that it nearly causes me to blow my load. I managed to hold it, barely.
When Sandi's orgasm has finished, I pull out. We switch positions and Sandi starts sucking my cock. When I'm about to cum, I pull out and Sandi continues to stroke my cock with her hand until I shoot my load all over her breasts. Exhausted, messy but extremely happy, we cleaned up and spent the rest of our time together next to each other relaxing and enjoying the afterglow.
Thursday, November 1. 2007
MSOG and Gallons of Wine with Sandi Laine - Moscow Escorts
This is from a couple of weeks ago. It's taken me a while, but I finally got off my lazy ass and posted this.
I was feeling in the need for some nookie when I got to work in the morning. So I called up Sandi. She was on her way out and told me to call her back later that morning. I got in touch with her at around noon and made an appointment to see her an hour later.
I arrived at her place, buzzed her and she let me in. After a bit of chitchat, she asked if I wanted to shower while she slipped into something more sexy. After I finished cleaning up, she said she was still getting ready, so I waited in the living room. The wait was worth it when I saw Sandi walk out of the bedroom wearing absolutely stunning lingerie.
I tried to get a couple of snapshots, unfortunately I ran into camera problems. While I was trying to get the camera working, Sandi starting sucking on my cock. Sandi got me rock hard very quickly, and after a couple of minutes, I gave up on the camera and we went into the bedroom to get more comfortable.
I lay down on the bed while Sandi continued her fantastic blowjob. After a couple more minutes of sucking, Sandi told me she wanted me to eat her. Off come her panties, Sandi lies down on the bed and I start tasting her slippery pussy. After a few minutes of DATY, I said to Sandi that I wanted to see her cum and squirt on me. I sat back an watched as Sandi played with herself. She soon had herself squirting what seemed like gallons and gallons of warm juice.
After a few minutes to recover, Sandi said it was my turn to cum on her. Another blowjob and I was soon hard again. On with the cover, Sandi telling me not to cum while inside her. We started with cowgirl then switched to doggie and finally to mish. While on top of her, I sense that I'm close to reaching an orgasm, so I start to slow down my rhythm until I finally stop while still inside Sandi. At this point Sandi starts to cum. The contractions of her pussy squeeze my cock so hard that it nearly causes me to blow my load. I managed to hold it, barely.
When Sandi's orgasm has finished, I pull out. We switch positions and Sandi starts sucking my cock. When I'm about to cum, I pull out and Sandi continues to stroke my cock with her hand until I shoot my load all over her breasts. Exhausted, messy but extremely happy, we cleaned up and spent the rest of our time together next to each other relaxing and enjoying the afterglow.
I was feeling in the need for some nookie when I got to work in the morning. So I called up Sandi. She was on her way out and told me to call her back later that morning. I got in touch with her at around noon and made an appointment to see her an hour later.
I arrived at her place, buzzed her and she let me in. After a bit of chitchat, she asked if I wanted to shower while she slipped into something more sexy. After I finished cleaning up, she said she was still getting ready, so I waited in the living room. The wait was worth it when I saw Sandi walk out of the bedroom wearing absolutely stunning lingerie.
I tried to get a couple of snapshots, unfortunately I ran into camera problems. While I was trying to get the camera working, Sandi starting sucking on my cock. Sandi got me rock hard very quickly, and after a couple of minutes, I gave up on the camera and we went into the bedroom to get more comfortable.
I lay down on the bed while Sandi continued her fantastic blowjob. After a couple more minutes of sucking, Sandi told me she wanted me to eat her. Off come her panties, Sandi lies down on the bed and I start tasting her slippery pussy. After a few minutes of DATY, I said to Sandi that I wanted to see her cum and squirt on me. I sat back an watched as Sandi played with herself. She soon had herself squirting what seemed like gallons and gallons of warm juice.
After a few minutes to recover, Sandi said it was my turn to cum on her. Another blowjob and I was soon hard again. On with the cover, Sandi telling me not to cum while inside her. We started with cowgirl then switched to doggie and finally to mish. While on top of her, I sense that I'm close to reaching an orgasm, so I start to slow down my rhythm until I finally stop while still inside Sandi. At this point Sandi starts to cum. The contractions of her pussy squeeze my cock so hard that it nearly causes me to blow my load. I managed to hold it, barely.
When Sandi's orgasm has finished, I pull out. We switch positions and Sandi starts sucking my cock. When I'm about to cum, I pull out and Sandi continues to stroke my cock with her hand until I shoot my load all over her breasts. Exhausted, messy but extremely happy, we cleaned up and spent the rest of our time together next to each other relaxing and enjoying the afterglow.
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