I put WOM as Waste Of Money.
I went to see here as her picture got the better of me and the reviews that I was able to find had made it out to be girl next door which I do not know what door some of the folks are talking about but I know I would not be looking.
Anyways get not bad looking dressed bit bigger BBW for sure so i am not going to run away as I liked her face and was good looking dressed.
So pay comes back get to a massage that was not very good IMO.
Now this is where it goes from allright to no more fun.She gets undressed and is bigger then she looked in the dress which really is not one of my favorite things do not mind abit bigger but this was just to much for this guy.
So keep going lets see where it goes so go for FS and this is where the shit hits the fan.I am sorry but her cooter had a smell like a fish plant that has had no power for a few weeks.As soon as she opened up I could smell it from where I was at and needless to say my lil fella fell down quick.
So finish up with some oral and HJ as I had paid so might aswell get something.Also found her BJ to lack any luster at all.
So there you go I would say that has been my first super let down.My lil friend was doing more thinking then my brain as I allways seem to get good ones but for me not this time.
L=4
S=2
A=7
Very nice girl but everything eles.............Well not for me :(
Her number ends in 2409 look on CL.
Click Here For A Full Escort Directory!

Click Here To Search For Escorts
Monday, January 5. 2009
Emilia 36DD at Luci's - Bethany Escorts
December 17.
Called Luci’s and headed over to in Bethany to see Emilia
Emilia was every bit as beautiful as I imagined, and then some. Pretty much just like Luci said, 5’4”, 110lb, 36 DD, long dark hair, cute face, and a nice ass too. She's Venezuelan, but those double D's that I was just itching to bury my face into them.
We laughed a bit about me having trouble finding the place while I took my shoes off. She offered me a shower and I happily agreed. She led me into the washroom, and I took my clothes off as she went into the other room. I had a nice relaxing shower, dried off, and left the donation by the sink.
I went into the room that she was in and there she was…Wow!
She offered me a massage, so I laid face down on the massage table...very comfy. She started along my back and slowly worked up to my neck. I was a bit tense at first, but quickly relaxed and enjoyed the pampering. I almost dozed off to sleep. It was heavenly. Probably the best one I've had yet.
We talked a bit during the massage and when it came to the body slide, we both kind of got into it a lot more. After that, I couldn't really wait much longer so I turned over as she sat up.
I was facing up and she was on top. Her beautiful double D's were right in front of me, and I grabbed one with my right hand and buried my face between them. She joked about me suffocating, but I said that "that's the way I'd want to go anyways". She laughed for a bit, as I kissed between them and moved on to suckle on her nice tits, going from right to left, I continued....wrapping my tongue around her nipples, and even lightly nibbling on one....she cooed, and my hands continued onto her ass/box, as I felt how hot it was down there.
Boing I was hard as a rock by now and she quickly put a condom on Nut bag Jr.
Started off slowly with a nice CBJ. Pretty good technique, as I was nearing my pinnacle of enjoyment. She told me to tell her when I was ready....and not soon after, I was.
She offered me to ride her Doggie, so I got up and mounted her from behind. and guided me into her. She was very tight...fit like a glove and I really had to ease Jr. Home. I moved a bit slowly at first to get a feel and then sped up, faster and faster as I was nearing O. I was actually quite surprised at how fast I was going….LOL.
We switched to cowgirl and hit it off until I could bear it no longer. I erupted in a state of ecstasy…... I savored the moment and she made it even more enjoyable by staying in that same position...with Jr. wrapped snuggly in her pussy..
I wanted to try DATY and she giggled a bit in her reply
Licked lightly in some areas, teased a bit by kissing all across her inner thighs, from one side to the other, and then going back to her lips, but not going to the clit yet. I finally stuck my tongue inside there a few times, and made my way up to her clit. Swirled around my tongue VERY lightly, and sure enough i heard a response from her as she let out another satisfied moan. Emilia asked me if I wanted a second shot, at no extra charge.
After that, I knew that Nut bag Jr.. Wasn’t going to go for a second time that soon, considering I just burst when we were doing CG. So she played around with it for a while, kissed around my chest, used her nails on my nipples, lightly clawed across my chest too.
At this point I knew that even if it got up for another round, I wouldn't be able to sustain it for long, but I was already satisfied beyond satisfaction. We cuddled for a bit, with her head laying on my chest, talked about a lot of stuff, all while I felt her smooth ass/legs/body/everything I could get my hands on.
I really enjoyed that part too, just talking to her and laying right up against each other.
After that, she gave me a glass of water, which I really needed by now, and I headed off to the shower and*Boing*Jr. gets up…
Sorry Nut bag Jr. a little too late for that.....damn you,lol
Emilia gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and sent this Happy Pooner into the Sunset….
L.9.0…..Those Natural DD’S and a really cute face.
S.9.4…..MSOG.and Daty with Digits.
A.9.4…..Great personality and eager to please.
Donation was eight greens.
** thanks for the review, but do not post links to non-advertisers **
Called Luci’s and headed over to in Bethany to see Emilia
Emilia was every bit as beautiful as I imagined, and then some. Pretty much just like Luci said, 5’4”, 110lb, 36 DD, long dark hair, cute face, and a nice ass too. She's Venezuelan, but those double D's that I was just itching to bury my face into them.
We laughed a bit about me having trouble finding the place while I took my shoes off. She offered me a shower and I happily agreed. She led me into the washroom, and I took my clothes off as she went into the other room. I had a nice relaxing shower, dried off, and left the donation by the sink.
I went into the room that she was in and there she was…Wow!
She offered me a massage, so I laid face down on the massage table...very comfy. She started along my back and slowly worked up to my neck. I was a bit tense at first, but quickly relaxed and enjoyed the pampering. I almost dozed off to sleep. It was heavenly. Probably the best one I've had yet.
We talked a bit during the massage and when it came to the body slide, we both kind of got into it a lot more. After that, I couldn't really wait much longer so I turned over as she sat up.
I was facing up and she was on top. Her beautiful double D's were right in front of me, and I grabbed one with my right hand and buried my face between them. She joked about me suffocating, but I said that "that's the way I'd want to go anyways". She laughed for a bit, as I kissed between them and moved on to suckle on her nice tits, going from right to left, I continued....wrapping my tongue around her nipples, and even lightly nibbling on one....she cooed, and my hands continued onto her ass/box, as I felt how hot it was down there.
Boing I was hard as a rock by now and she quickly put a condom on Nut bag Jr.
Started off slowly with a nice CBJ. Pretty good technique, as I was nearing my pinnacle of enjoyment. She told me to tell her when I was ready....and not soon after, I was.
She offered me to ride her Doggie, so I got up and mounted her from behind. and guided me into her. She was very tight...fit like a glove and I really had to ease Jr. Home. I moved a bit slowly at first to get a feel and then sped up, faster and faster as I was nearing O. I was actually quite surprised at how fast I was going….LOL.
We switched to cowgirl and hit it off until I could bear it no longer. I erupted in a state of ecstasy…... I savored the moment and she made it even more enjoyable by staying in that same position...with Jr. wrapped snuggly in her pussy..
I wanted to try DATY and she giggled a bit in her reply
Licked lightly in some areas, teased a bit by kissing all across her inner thighs, from one side to the other, and then going back to her lips, but not going to the clit yet. I finally stuck my tongue inside there a few times, and made my way up to her clit. Swirled around my tongue VERY lightly, and sure enough i heard a response from her as she let out another satisfied moan. Emilia asked me if I wanted a second shot, at no extra charge.
After that, I knew that Nut bag Jr.. Wasn’t going to go for a second time that soon, considering I just burst when we were doing CG. So she played around with it for a while, kissed around my chest, used her nails on my nipples, lightly clawed across my chest too.
At this point I knew that even if it got up for another round, I wouldn't be able to sustain it for long, but I was already satisfied beyond satisfaction. We cuddled for a bit, with her head laying on my chest, talked about a lot of stuff, all while I felt her smooth ass/legs/body/everything I could get my hands on.
I really enjoyed that part too, just talking to her and laying right up against each other.
After that, she gave me a glass of water, which I really needed by now, and I headed off to the shower and*Boing*Jr. gets up…
Sorry Nut bag Jr. a little too late for that.....damn you,lol
Emilia gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and sent this Happy Pooner into the Sunset….
L.9.0…..Those Natural DD’S and a really cute face.
S.9.4…..MSOG.and Daty with Digits.
A.9.4…..Great personality and eager to please.
Donation was eight greens.
** thanks for the review, but do not post links to non-advertisers **
Sunday, January 4. 2009
mon amie - Wheaton Escorts
Don't get me wrong, she isn't really a friend after one visit but she is definitely friendly and has a little French blood(read: exotic.)
It's been a while since I've done a review partly because I was going to take a little hiatus from pooning during the cold winter months. After I read Amie had come out of semi-retirement, I thought about meeting her. What was holding me back? Well for starters, cash flow is not plentiful especially during the Holiday Season. What made me follow through? I might miss the opportunity to see her if I waited until Spring or Summer.
We conversed through email to make the appointment and then came the big day: yesterday. I don't think I have to paint the picture of the weather too brightly because we are all bickering about the frigid temperatures outside, let alone, the slippery sidewalks, and the crowded buses. I buzz into her in Wheaton in-call and I eventually get to her floor. She answers the door wearing nothing but candy-cane striped babydoll, garter straps, and fishnet stockings. She offers me a drink and we get to know each other on her couch. She speaks her mind. This openness sets her apart from any other. We retire to the bedroom for a relaxing massage to start. What happens next...? I won't delve into the sequential situations since even I have a hard time recalling exactly(in what order) what happened. But I will say her CBJ was spectacular. What was so good about it? Well Amie takes criticism very well. I enjoyed her deep-throating while she maintained good eye contact. What was the sex like? Well she stayed on top(at my request) and enthusiastically rode me.
I had a great time and I have no regrets. Will I see her again? Probably, but after I save up a bit.
xoxoAmie(L,A,S) = (9.9*, 10, 10)
*nobody is perfect( but she sure is close)
It's been a while since I've done a review partly because I was going to take a little hiatus from pooning during the cold winter months. After I read Amie had come out of semi-retirement, I thought about meeting her. What was holding me back? Well for starters, cash flow is not plentiful especially during the Holiday Season. What made me follow through? I might miss the opportunity to see her if I waited until Spring or Summer.
We conversed through email to make the appointment and then came the big day: yesterday. I don't think I have to paint the picture of the weather too brightly because we are all bickering about the frigid temperatures outside, let alone, the slippery sidewalks, and the crowded buses. I buzz into her in Wheaton in-call and I eventually get to her floor. She answers the door wearing nothing but candy-cane striped babydoll, garter straps, and fishnet stockings. She offers me a drink and we get to know each other on her couch. She speaks her mind. This openness sets her apart from any other. We retire to the bedroom for a relaxing massage to start. What happens next...? I won't delve into the sequential situations since even I have a hard time recalling exactly(in what order) what happened. But I will say her CBJ was spectacular. What was so good about it? Well Amie takes criticism very well. I enjoyed her deep-throating while she maintained good eye contact. What was the sex like? Well she stayed on top(at my request) and enthusiastically rode me.
I had a great time and I have no regrets. Will I see her again? Probably, but after I save up a bit.
xoxoAmie(L,A,S) = (9.9*, 10, 10)
*nobody is perfect( but she sure is close)
Saturday, January 3. 2009
Dita @ Vic2Van - Hutchinson Escorts
Hey haven't added anything to here in a while so....
Saw Dita from Vic2Van,which I do find to be easy to make an appt.with.
I have seen the pics of Dita and they have always intrigued me but my schedule has never worked out for an appt.
So finallly it did,although I know sort of think I wish I had waited a day.
I showed up at the door after a last minute later appt. I was a bit tired but still wanted to take advantage of my opportunity.
As I found out later unfortunately she was also tired after travelling that day and it was later in the evening.But when she opened the door I was very happy with what I saw.But that was maybe the best part of the night for me:(
I was not up to my best,but did my best for me:) But she was tired as I said and didn't really help me get to inspired.Started off with a quick cuddle and some soft caressing,there is something about a nice young body.
Got into DATY but could tell she wasn't turned on by it to much and too tired to make me think so.On went the cover,not a bad cbj lots of looks in the eyes.
Moved quickly onto her on top,missionary,cowgirl,then tried a position I can't even explain,but it still just wasn't there,I don't know what was missing.
I know it wasn't all her,I just couldn't get myself into the mood very well.Big bummer.We then just lay there,I admit she did feel nice having a nice young lady draped over your body but no attempt to get me going again.
As much as I wasn't into it,I just couldn't get her going to get me going.Does that make sense?haha
But now that I have some more time I can now get out and try some different ladies.And I am always open to suggestions if you have any.
I will go for L-7 A-6 S-6 Donation $$
Saw Dita from Vic2Van,which I do find to be easy to make an appt.with.
I have seen the pics of Dita and they have always intrigued me but my schedule has never worked out for an appt.
So finallly it did,although I know sort of think I wish I had waited a day.
I showed up at the door after a last minute later appt. I was a bit tired but still wanted to take advantage of my opportunity.
As I found out later unfortunately she was also tired after travelling that day and it was later in the evening.But when she opened the door I was very happy with what I saw.But that was maybe the best part of the night for me:(
I was not up to my best,but did my best for me:) But she was tired as I said and didn't really help me get to inspired.Started off with a quick cuddle and some soft caressing,there is something about a nice young body.
Got into DATY but could tell she wasn't turned on by it to much and too tired to make me think so.On went the cover,not a bad cbj lots of looks in the eyes.
Moved quickly onto her on top,missionary,cowgirl,then tried a position I can't even explain,but it still just wasn't there,I don't know what was missing.
I know it wasn't all her,I just couldn't get myself into the mood very well.Big bummer.We then just lay there,I admit she did feel nice having a nice young lady draped over your body but no attempt to get me going again.
As much as I wasn't into it,I just couldn't get her going to get me going.Does that make sense?haha
But now that I have some more time I can now get out and try some different ladies.And I am always open to suggestions if you have any.
I will go for L-7 A-6 S-6 Donation $$
Friday, January 2. 2009
Soo Young SOOOOOOO LAME :( - Franklin Escorts
So had to TOFTT to see if it was any good or not.All I can say if you like to pump the shit out of a dead fish that you can not touch then fill your boots.
I showed up shower by myself had a good old fashion 45 sec CBJ....YES :rolleyes: Then on to CG which I thought it would make it better but did not as it lasted 3 mins.Then myself on top which would last as long as one could go I guess but hey I paid I want you to fuck me.
Full rush show as it was 15 min's in and the old are you ready yet :mad:
So all in all I should have stayed home and rubbed one out to some german fist gang bang puke show porn and would have saved the cash and the gas money :(
Only thing she had going was to me fucking really good looking.I would say 24 25 5'5 105 pounds spinner for sure,great lips and a good looking face just a small tiny good looking girl.
L-8 for me I found her very hot no saggy belly no streach marks no bad points on the body other then the big tit police as they are A cups not much bigger.
S-1 lame.
A-3 Some what of a good sport but not really wanted to jizz on her ta-ta's I kinda had to take control after asking and went for it....I do think she at all cared for it but shit it washes right off.
So for me WILL NOT GO AGAIN WOULD NO SUGGEST AT ALL unless you like rush jobs and so little touch it is sad.
$.40 for what worked out to 28 mins if that.
To bad she was so good looking but I feel like she really is there for the money and more or less hates what she is doing.
On a side note she may have just not dug me or my size (body not hammer :( ) so YMMV.
There you go have a great time.
I showed up shower by myself had a good old fashion 45 sec CBJ....YES :rolleyes: Then on to CG which I thought it would make it better but did not as it lasted 3 mins.Then myself on top which would last as long as one could go I guess but hey I paid I want you to fuck me.
Full rush show as it was 15 min's in and the old are you ready yet :mad:
So all in all I should have stayed home and rubbed one out to some german fist gang bang puke show porn and would have saved the cash and the gas money :(
Only thing she had going was to me fucking really good looking.I would say 24 25 5'5 105 pounds spinner for sure,great lips and a good looking face just a small tiny good looking girl.
L-8 for me I found her very hot no saggy belly no streach marks no bad points on the body other then the big tit police as they are A cups not much bigger.
S-1 lame.
A-3 Some what of a good sport but not really wanted to jizz on her ta-ta's I kinda had to take control after asking and went for it....I do think she at all cared for it but shit it washes right off.
So for me WILL NOT GO AGAIN WOULD NO SUGGEST AT ALL unless you like rush jobs and so little touch it is sad.
$.40 for what worked out to 28 mins if that.
To bad she was so good looking but I feel like she really is there for the money and more or less hates what she is doing.
On a side note she may have just not dug me or my size (body not hammer :( ) so YMMV.
There you go have a great time.
Thursday, January 1. 2009
Joyce at Tom's - Akron Escorts
Hi Guys...
Just returned from a mini vacation and wanted to treat myself a little bit more so I gave Tom a call to see who was working. He asked if I wanted a recommendation and I told him sure but not Molly (I have seen Molly - most reviews are accurate but I find her to have an established routine which doesn't do it for me....pretty and good body however)
He told me about Joyce who just arrived and was her first day working. Joyce is a tiny girl with A cups and 2-3 smartie nipples, if you remember Jennifer from Tom's - she is quite similar. I would estimate 25 - 28 years old.
Very soft skin, long hair and tiny all around. Cute enough but not a 10 or anything like that. Friendly and reasonable english so communication wasn't too difficult.
We proceed to take a shower and after some difficulty with the water temperature, she washed my back and front...We went to the room and since I was tired from my trip I asked for a massage which for Tom's was pretty good especially considering she is only about 100lbs and I am more than double that. After a good 15 minutes, I turned over to get the fun started.
She commenced to provide a BBBJ which got me rock hard but nothing to write about (no eye contact, a small amount of slurping). Got a chance to play with the kitty a little bit and it seemed that daty was available but the full forest isn't my cup of tea. Started with cowgirl and then reverse cowgirl and finished with doggy. Lots of time to touch and good effort on her part. Took quite the pounding without complaint although she said I was big, LOL.
Overall service: 8
Looks: 7
Body: 8, if you like tiny otherwise a 7
Price: $.6 / 45 Min
Repeat: Yes, no, maybe so
Recommend: if you like tiny
Saw Cherry or Sala while I was there. Young and IMO good looking, somewhat tall
I really miss Vivian:(
Just returned from a mini vacation and wanted to treat myself a little bit more so I gave Tom a call to see who was working. He asked if I wanted a recommendation and I told him sure but not Molly (I have seen Molly - most reviews are accurate but I find her to have an established routine which doesn't do it for me....pretty and good body however)
He told me about Joyce who just arrived and was her first day working. Joyce is a tiny girl with A cups and 2-3 smartie nipples, if you remember Jennifer from Tom's - she is quite similar. I would estimate 25 - 28 years old.
Very soft skin, long hair and tiny all around. Cute enough but not a 10 or anything like that. Friendly and reasonable english so communication wasn't too difficult.
We proceed to take a shower and after some difficulty with the water temperature, she washed my back and front...We went to the room and since I was tired from my trip I asked for a massage which for Tom's was pretty good especially considering she is only about 100lbs and I am more than double that. After a good 15 minutes, I turned over to get the fun started.
She commenced to provide a BBBJ which got me rock hard but nothing to write about (no eye contact, a small amount of slurping). Got a chance to play with the kitty a little bit and it seemed that daty was available but the full forest isn't my cup of tea. Started with cowgirl and then reverse cowgirl and finished with doggy. Lots of time to touch and good effort on her part. Took quite the pounding without complaint although she said I was big, LOL.
Overall service: 8
Looks: 7
Body: 8, if you like tiny otherwise a 7
Price: $.6 / 45 Min
Repeat: Yes, no, maybe so
Recommend: if you like tiny
Saw Cherry or Sala while I was there. Young and IMO good looking, somewhat tall
I really miss Vivian:(
« previous page
(Page 2 of 2, totaling 31 entries)
