On my way home for work, and was with a coworker. We decided to go pooning. It was his first time. I phoned up a place in in Escondido that I've frequented in the past, as we wanted something quick. We were told to show up in 10 min. No problem.

I briefed my buddy on what to expect, he was very nervous to say the least. We were told at the dood that one girl did not want to be with white guys. That was better than last time when I didn't find out till after I chose.

I got STEPHNY, a Kgirl. She has a spinner body and quite cute. Kitty is shaved too, just a small puff left. Said hi, and broke out in Korean, that was the ice breaker, and it set the tone for the whole "date". She was very talkative and respectful.

Went for an accompanied shower, and chatted the whole time there. Came back for a massage, and boy doeas she give a good one. My sholders were aching. The whole massage however we had to listen to my buddy "give it" to the other girl ViVi. We laughed and joked about it though.

Had a hot tea BBBJ with DT, and BLS, very nice. No DATY, or such offered, would have liked, but she put the damn lube on too fast, so I said "fuck it". ACG first with a real emphisis on grinding. It was real good and she was very vocal. Next to Mish, but then she took control, and closed her legs while we were going at it with LFK. The whole time moaning, and almost scratching my back. She came because it got real wet, and her kitty was throbbing, clinching my cock.

I asked for doggie, but she said it would be too painful, so she laid on her stomach, and did rear entry there. Did that for a while then she started asking my to finish, it was OK beacuse she did already cum, and it was pretty hot in there. We laid down and we finished the old kama sutra way where we were almost perpendicular to eack other, I needed the visual stimulation at this point. Finished up, and had a nice shower and chatted till the knock on the door.

L-8.5 Great looking, my type of girl
B-8.5 Real tight body, nice tight kitty, great all around.
A-9 Was really into the session, and was fun to be with.
S-8 Standard service, but the attitude made it feel better.
Repeat hell yeah, she just turned into my favourite in in Escondido.

My buddy Said ViVi was pretty good too, very talkative, real "girlfriend like"'.

After trying Misty as our first time out we set our sights on the Fox den for our Valentines Celebration. I have always had a taste for petites, and fell in love with Shayla's pics - she was going to be the girl for me. That is until however, a few reviews labelled her as a clock watcher and one who liked to rush things along. My wife is still quite shy, and if she sensed this in Shayla I knew my evening would be ruined.

I just happened upon the newest Fox.. and when I saw the description as 5" 100lbs and 20 yrs old..I was SOLD!!! Minimal drama was experienced as the day of the appointment I received a call saying that she had "something come up" and was asked who my alternate choice would be. Back to the drawing board I went... and came up with Sweet Cherise as my choice.

When I called the den back to let them know I was then told that there was a miscommunication and that Sasha was 'EXCITED' and looking forward to her first couples appointment.

My wife and I were staying at a Fairmont hotel, and she demanded that I somehow "borrow" a hotel robe for her to wear at the den -
I told you she was shy... and who am I to say no to such a small request? The trick was how to sneek the robe in inconspicuously ...
The Street that the den is on is quite busy in the early evening, and the giggles we shared of the robe 'borrowing' calmed my nerves.

The cold air, the running accross the street, the giggles, and those fucking STEEP stairs were almost too much for this guy.. Winded and
rosy cheeked we made it to the front counter! Though there were hurried footsteps coming up behind us.. ah shit is LE I thought to myself,
too scared to turn around, wondering if I really wanted to know what or whom stood behind me. The "receptionist" did not look impressed with
the new arrival standing behind us and simply said "ONE" and with that I saw the tiniest - pixie type rush off down a corridor.

A refreshment was offered as we sat in the overstuffed chairs and perused the "over-done" decor. We could hear a gathering of girls in a nearby room,
although I wanted so badly to peek my head inside my nerves had the better of me and I ended up paying real close attention to my
glass of water. Moments later I could hear the sound of an unsteady gait in heels, and thought to myself.. Here comes my tinker bell!

Shoulder length wavy brown hair, pretty and dainty facial features - boy short panties and a black bra looked a tad harsh on this dainty body, but
sexy nonetheless. We were led down the hall to room #1, she was the one who came rushing up the stairs behind us. As soon as the door was
closed she began to ask what we were looking for. (uh, crocheting classes) and then told us that she is new to escorting, and has never
been with a couple before. ( I see the look on my wife's face.... uh oh) My wife pipes up and says 'it's all about him tonight, I may join, I may not"
the only stipulation talked about was that everything was safe. Without much thought - off come the clothes and into the the shower with my Sasha I go.
(meanwhile the wife is changing into her stolen robe) The shower was okay, a bit of a time waster in my opinion. I wanted to look her over... her tits were amazing! Perky, natural and her skin..... so tight and soft.

She has some tattoos which I found to be tasteful, *******. While she went to grab a condom from her drawer I was fixated on the view of her ass, tiny and perfect! The silohette of her whole body was breathtaking, she has the right
amount of curves in all the right places! She lays me on the bed and starts to stroke me, she hands the condom over to me and tells me that she doesn't know how to put them on. Her naivety indicated that she is indeed new to this industry.

I am all covered up and she begins a decent CBJ I was more into watching her than feeling the BJ - BJ HUNTER - you would become easily bored.
There is no one who can suck cock like Misty, and I didn't let Sasha try to prove me different - I wanted to take her from behind and watch her
perfect ass while I work that pussy out.

I wanted to make sure she was ready for me, so I let my tongue work its way down to the 'Y' and guys.... this pussy is next to VIRGINAL!:p I had a
hard time tongue fucking this one! She my tongue while my wife sucked my cock and licked my balls, I could reach her tits easily from where I was,
again her skin was amazingly soft, her waist is so tiny that although I didn't try I bet I could have held her with my fingers meeting.

I was ready to pound her, and asked she take it doggy. With an infectious giggle she obliged, got on her fours and backed her pussy up to me.
It took awhile to get inside, she is THAT tight! By this time the wife (still in her robe) is laying on her back and playing with Sasha's tits, Sasha
is playing with my wife's tits, and then starts to finger my wife's clit....

Sorry for the lack of details from here on out, I was in heaven .. and uh - we fucked in every position, we sucked, licked, kissed (LFK) I blew with 20 minutes to spare,
so Sasha and I made it our mission to take my wife to new extremes.. I ate her like never before while Sasha rode her face and played with her tits.

I couldn't have asked for a better body - she is tight, soft skin, perky tits. She is 'green' and it shows.. don't ruin her! I found the
fact that she couldn't walk in heels worth a damn to be endearing, as did her inability to wrap me up. She seemed self concious about her height,
my wife ( yes STILL in that fucking robe ) reassured her that being small was an awesome thing, and that she should run with it!

$$$$.20 for an hour of bliss... well worth it.. as for the L:A:S: ratings.. 8.5 for looks (girl next door vs. glam) 9 for attitude - was game for everything, did her best to make the wife feel good, and even better at making me feel good. 8 for service - as I know that having the girl put the condom on is a turn on, I also would have liked her to be a little more in control... she needed me to direct -

repeat? yes!!!! finally, a young caucasian spinner!
but after I try Sweet Cerise!

:mad::mad:

OMG, First time i am posting a :mad::mad::mad: thread, as guilty i am a leacher here many times to bestescortreviews.com, i admit it. But i Pooned enough to know what Services should be. This has got to be the Worst ever.

Name : GIGI ending 1668
L: 3-4 ( looks like a GREMLIN smiling )
S: 0
A: -10


Story goes from i enter, she makes a pass and i told her that i just need hh for $ after seeing her looks but i was horny as hell anywayz. so i figured why not.then she strips goes to rim me, cause i did shower before hand and was smelling like old spice bodywash, then after every Deep Throating , she goes pui into the bin next to her as i was sitting on the edge of the bed.
Already a turnoff, but i just let it slide.then she goes on rimming then all of a sudden, she complains that her TONGUE was NUMB, and that i put some stuff on my rim to make it numb , i was aghast :eek: what the hell. i kept quiet being an ASIAN GUY, but that Crazy nut just kept on swearing that i purposely put some cream and her tongue went numb from all that licking. i was losing wood so fast, B.C Pine tree infestations looks like a joke. she rushed to the toilet and proceeded to listerine her mouth, bitching about me applying some cream on my rim to numb it, at this point she shoved me into the shower and proceeded to give me a good scrub down. and then having the nerve to lecture me about being young and resorting to using such methods to prolong my orgasm and that it was not good for my health . At this point , i had enuff and just shuddered like i was freezing , haha and that i refused to go out of the shower, i just stuck my ass there and listening to her whine about how weird i was, or was i drinking before coming over.

She actually accused me on putting stuff on my rim to make it numb, i was :eek::eek:
Seriously, i Just got out of the shower and hurried off there thinking wif my little general. MY mistake..Biggggg Mistake.

It first started out going good, until i told her that i have not pooned in awhile, My mistake ? or did she take it as a Sign that i was a newbie. must be the best $ she ever made wif out fucking, i was so pissed that my Sargent Major refused to stand at attention.


After that i just went out , dried my self and flopped on the bed , waiting for my massage, i did not bother to give her a second look, if i did i might be tempted to break my gentleman code and hit that GREMLIN, she then proceeds to give the most unhappy massage, she purposely kneaded it hard, but unknown to her, i like it hard , and just stated that she did haf a good massaging pair of hands,which was the truth but that damn GREMLIN did not know when to shut up and take a compliment , continuing to whine about me not being satisfied with her services and that since we are all actors on that stage , we should haf a good time, BUT Given those circumstances , i m not sure if any SANE pooner would continue to haf wood. And then i shot back stating that my rim was cleaner then her mouth and i did not put any meds in that area ( FOR THE LAST TIME, WHAT CREAM BITCH?) and that she forgot to take her meds, since ppl in my reality dun go accusing their PAYING CUSTOMER of numbing their RIMS. The Nutty Whore then shot back saying she heard that there was such a few cases already that happen ( ONLY in HER UNIVERSE). CRAZY NUT then reaches for her cell and calls miki the head mistress , i lambasted to her that Times must haf changed and how much Customer service standards has fallen , and then proceeded to make nice , perhaps it was just all a misunderstand routine.. after that. she went on and presented her case to the Mummy and how weird i was asking for this and that but completely leaving out the numbing rim part or her tongue going numb bit.

finally, when all the dust has settled, she offered to blow me, Crazy NUT ..
I just told her to continue her massage and forget about me EVER CUMMING IN/ON her...PERIOD...

Sad to say , i am being very generous about the words i haf chosen here, i haf pretty low expectations when it comes to poon so as to avoid the crash later, but this has got to be the worst POON in my ENTIRE 10 YEARS of POONing. SEriously, Try at Your OWN PERIIL, Or maybe just cause i was ASIAN?

by the way, she is at lest 35 and has a nice ring around her,
PS: did not even touched her PUSSY, was afraid of catching CRAZY .. LOLZ

Hope to Save some Fellow Pooners from losing $ just like that. i walked out $ poorer and full of cum sigh

Her stats are are accurate, young (19 yrs), 5'5", 120lbs, C cup, shoulder length brown hair.
One word really describes her... "Cute" Both in looks and personality.
Great attitude, she was very willing and was eager to please me, every position I wanted to try she was into.

She's obviously very new at this, the BJ was totally amateur; it was actually kinda cute, I took pity and offered a couple tips but she needs practice :)

As for the sex; she was great, very tight and firm, nothing like a tight little teenager to make your day.
I started out with a little mish, flipped her over for sitting Cowgirl to taste those tits, a little more doggy and then mish to finish.
She kept on going, not a complaint and made sure I enjoyed myself, I kept going for a long time and she never said anything until I asked if she was OK.


L-F: 7 (Just CUTE)
L-B: 8 (Young and firm)
S: 7 (Performed well but inexperienced)
A: 9 (She looked tired before we began but as soon as we started she was all there for me)

I would recommend and she was one of the better lays I've had in the last couple years, if she gets a little more experienced and keeps the attitude she would be a star.

You can find her on CL, the photo's aren't accurate, I don't think they do her justice.

On my way home for work, and was with a coworker. We decided to go pooning. It was his first time. I phoned up a place in in Savannah that I've frequented in the past, as we wanted something quick. We were told to show up in 10 min. No problem.

I briefed my buddy on what to expect, he was very nervous to say the least. We were told at the dood that one girl did not want to be with white guys. That was better than last time when I didn't find out till after I chose.

I got STEPHNY, a Kgirl. She has a spinner body and quite cute. Kitty is shaved too, just a small puff left. Said hi, and broke out in Korean, that was the ice breaker, and it set the tone for the whole "date". She was very talkative and respectful.

Went for an accompanied shower, and chatted the whole time there. Came back for a massage, and boy doeas she give a good one. My sholders were aching. The whole massage however we had to listen to my buddy "give it" to the other girl ViVi. We laughed and joked about it though.

Had a hot tea BBBJ with DT, and BLS, very nice. No DATY, or such offered, would have liked, but she put the damn lube on too fast, so I said "fuck it". ACG first with a real emphisis on grinding. It was real good and she was very vocal. Next to Mish, but then she took control, and closed her legs while we were going at it with LFK. The whole time moaning, and almost scratching my back. She came because it got real wet, and her kitty was throbbing, clinching my cock.

I asked for doggie, but she said it would be too painful, so she laid on her stomach, and did rear entry there. Did that for a while then she started asking my to finish, it was OK beacuse she did already cum, and it was pretty hot in there. We laid down and we finished the old kama sutra way where we were almost perpendicular to eack other, I needed the visual stimulation at this point. Finished up, and had a nice shower and chatted till the knock on the door.

L-8.5 Great looking, my type of girl
B-8.5 Real tight body, nice tight kitty, great all around.
A-9 Was really into the session, and was fun to be with.
S-8 Standard service, but the attitude made it feel better.
Repeat hell yeah, she just turned into my favourite in in Savannah.

My buddy Said ViVi was pretty good too, very talkative, real "girlfriend like"'.