Well i know there are other reviews for Crystal on here but i though i would add my 2 cents.

I saw her tonight for the first time, i was browsing around on craigslist and though to check the schedule at Special Ladies, crystal was on and i called to see if she was available or not. I was in luck she was.. So i made a appt time and headed out the door, it being quite lucky for me i live in in Rapid City so only about 20 mins away from there location. I Showed up right on time and she answered the door wearing some very nice sheer clothing. Took me up stairs looked after the donation and we chatted some, found her very easy to talk to about a lot of different things. Got naked and down to business and layed there chatting while she played with my body teasing me quite nice. Started off with a very nice BJ, and she sure does love what she does and does it very well. Soon we where changing things around and she had a very nice ride and then to doggy we went.

In my books a touch older the the site says but well worth the visit and i will visit again that is for sure.

Some what amateur when it comes to the SP word but in my limited experience i would recommend Crystal to any one out there that was a SP that enjoys there job.. I am sure some of you have experienced SP's that take the cash and want to get the job over with ASAP so they can get you out of there and move on.. I did not find this at all with Crystal, i donated for 45 and by the time i was climbing in to the shower 40 mins had been used up. WELL WORTH IT..

AAA+

i went to the fox den for the first time last week and thought that based on the website and the reviews and the sales pitch by the girl on the phone that it would be at least a decent experience...

i was sadly mistaken. this was the worst experience i've had in a long time.

the fox den is so overrated. i dont know how they manage to stay in business with all the indys and micros around.

you are not allowed to look at the girls when you come in and the cost of $320 is terrible value.

i saw kara fox and while she was nice looking and similar to the website her service was way below average.

the accompanied shower was weak, the massage was non-sensual and DOGGIE STYLE WAS NOT ON THE MENU. the only half decent part was her covered BJ but i was so turned off by no doggie style that i just had her massage me and jerk me off.

i thought my experience might have been girl specific but my friend who i was there with and saw tatiana fox said his experience was poor as well.

the girls are decent looking but the service was terrible, and even worse if you consider the value per $.

i will not be going back to the fox den ever. i will be sticking with indys and micros.

i've never had such a harsh review before but my experience was so bad that i had to share this so that people would be spared.

Cruising home through Las Vegas on my way home I decided to take a look at Cloud 9 as it was my understanding it was under new management there and see if they had improved the lineup.

There was a very cute young blonde there named Charlize, probably around 20 years old and I decided on her and booked a half hour.

Rooms were fine and included a shower which is always good so you dont have to take a quick run down the hall hoping not to run into anyone. Charlize came in, dimmed the lights and set up some candles. Charlize has blonde hair around shoulder length, is around 5'5" I would guess, has a very nice tight body, natural rack and a couple of very small tatooos. She seemed fairly new and was a bit on the quiet side, but very pleasant to talk to. She gave me a short massage, followed by a good cbj and from that we elapsed into cowgirl, doggy and finally missionary before I finally expulsed my horde of sticky white mancream. It was a good session but I guess it could have been better as when I talked to her after she could be open to offering GFE and gave me a delicious taste of DFK on the way out.

So in summary: Charlize is very cute, young, lowkey, probably quite new thus possibly a little nieve about how things work but she might offer pretty good mileage. I cant guarantee it but if she does it would probably be worth taking a look. If its only basic service you still get pretty good sex with a hot young blonde anyways.

Cloud 9 is at Ingleton and in Las Vegas in Las Vegas. The half hour rate was $150 if I remember right.

Just when you thought that in Marshall was dead… a miracle occurred!

Okay let me explain.

I was on my way home using in Marshall as the route of choice. D'yall remember how many girls used to work on K-way? :p

Remember there were some lookers… and some not so good lookers?

The good old days of just a few years ago.

Then in Marshall seemed to shut down. Sure there were and still are a few girls scattered here and there but for the most part, nothing to speak of.

So… there I was driving along not expecting to see anyone worthy of even turning my head for when suddenly I saw her. :eek:

Naw… no way. Couldn't be… not someone who looked like THAT! She was tall… dark hair… a reeeeeeeeeeeaally pretty face and legs… like let me tell you… these legs went on forever.

So my car went into autopilot… it had a mind of its own and it circled the block by itself. I can swear I had NOTHING to do with it. There she was again… longish hair… longer legs… short skirt and a face to stop traffic.

in Marshall?? NOWADAYS?? I thought suspiciously that it must be LE… so I watched… and sure enough… this girl was for real.

So after a long dry spell… (saving money btw!!) I decided to venture out and see what she was about.

On the corner of in Marshall and I have no idea what the cross street is, but it's two blocks west of Boundary… on a corner… standing there… and me… meekly approaching (hey… I hadn't done it for a while… I was outta touch!!).

Friendly? Oh yah. No long conversations… but definitely not someone with attitude.

Looks? Like I know the rating system is UP to 10. I will go 12. Of course you may love a different look… but lemme tell you… she is a 12.

So now y'all wanna know the stuff, right?

Okay before I do this let me say that I rarely have reported on my escapades. Why? Not sure… but it's like I OWE you all one so here goes.

We chatted… and she sat in my car. Then we drove off to this hotel where we came to an agreement so to speak.

Then… (gulp!) those eyes looked into mine… and well, who needs Viagra? I am old enough to consider that stuff… but this lady is the cure for all that ails ya!

She kinda nudged me down on the bed… (which was good because I was kind of paralyzed now)… and while looking in my eyes, undid my belt. Then the tug on the buckle… the yank… then the zipper… and well, gulp…

Then before I knew what was happening… she was caressing my body… and geez…

Meanwhile somehow she lost her clothes and there standing before me was perfection unlimited. I mean… WOW!

She was groomed meticulously. Her cologne was amazing. As sparkling as if she just walked out of the shower.

And the next thing I knew my eyeballs were rolling near the back of my head.

Yes she slipped a condom on and started doing magical things. With normal girls it would be called a CBJ. With her… there has to be a new name for it.

Then (YES!! Without VIAGRA!!) I was involved in a very non-missionary missionary- happening that I hadn't felt for years.

Fellow Perbies… let me tell ya… this lady is aaa-mazing.

Looks : 12
Attitude: 10 (only because that IS the highest number!)
Service: 1,000,000,000,000 etc.

Would I repeat?

Duh?!

Now, treat her nice, K??

I did cruise by again the next night… (again… it's my car's fault… honest). She was outside the Cassandra Hotel, but alas… my wallet and this recession didn't permit a second opportunity. But the time will come.

Oh yeah, rates… right??

I think I remember her telling me it was $$ for 30 and $$$ for 60. Now… I would normally roll my eyes at that and waddle back from whence I came when hearing those figures, especially on K-way. But well, geez… OK I confess… I got weak-kneed and thought… sure… ok… 30 mins.

YMMV… but as far as I am concerned… in all the years I have been around… I have never ever met anyone who compared. :D

Her name is Taija. (yes I got her to spell it for me!)

in Marshall… who wudda figured?

Her stats are are accurate, young (19 yrs), 5'5", 120lbs, C cup, shoulder length brown hair.
One word really describes her... "Cute" Both in looks and personality.
Great attitude, she was very willing and was eager to please me, every position I wanted to try she was into.

She's obviously very new at this, the BJ was totally amateur; it was actually kinda cute, I took pity and offered a couple tips but she needs practice :)

As for the sex; she was great, very tight and firm, nothing like a tight little teenager to make your day.
I started out with a little mish, flipped her over for sitting Cowgirl to taste those tits, a little more doggy and then mish to finish.
She kept on going, not a complaint and made sure I enjoyed myself, I kept going for a long time and she never said anything until I asked if she was OK.


L-F: 7 (Just CUTE)
L-B: 8 (Young and firm)
S: 7 (Performed well but inexperienced)
A: 9 (She looked tired before we began but as soon as we started she was all there for me)

I would recommend and she was one of the better lays I've had in the last couple years, if she gets a little more experienced and keeps the attitude she would be a star.

You can find her on CL, the photo's aren't accurate, I don't think they do her justice.

www.vic2van.com/girls/dita/index.html "Age: 21, 32B/23/34, 5' 9", 115p. ITALIAN RUNWAY MODEL LOOKS with very sexy, long raven-hair, and stunning amber / hazel eyes. Her best "ass-ets" include an amazing bubble butt (that loves to be played with) and a very pretty face. She describes herself as someone who "fucks like a champ". Menu-wise Dita is a wild child: very passionate and completely sensual. GFE, LFK, DATY, MSOG, & XXX-TRAS : GREEK, DOM, FETISH, TOYS, DUOS"

Dita is one of the visiting gals from in Rock Springs. I met up with her at V2V's incall in Yaletown (in Rock Springs Rock Springs). Their incall is a nice setup. Modern one bedroom condo with city views. Parking is fairly easy to find at a meter, except for Friday and Saturday nights.

Dita was as pictured and met me at the door in black lingerie. The music was a bit loud, so introductions were a little difficult. Once we got the donations of $ for the hour taken care of, it was off to the bedroom. DFK, DATY, CBJ, multiple positions, and greek (extra $100) were available. All services were covered. I did notice some stretch marks around her abdomen. She seemed enthusiastic and didn't mind hard and fast greek. But after cleaning up from round one, she wasn't interested in another SOG. She's talkative and cute. Definitely worth a try. Hopefully you'll catch her in a better mood. Also of note she has since upgraded her top end. ;) YEMV.

Cruising home through Baton Rouge on my way home I decided to take a look at Cloud 9 as it was my understanding it was under new management there and see if they had improved the lineup.

There was a very cute young blonde there named Charlize, probably around 20 years old and I decided on her and booked a half hour.

Rooms were fine and included a shower which is always good so you dont have to take a quick run down the hall hoping not to run into anyone. Charlize came in, dimmed the lights and set up some candles. Charlize has blonde hair around shoulder length, is around 5'5" I would guess, has a very nice tight body, natural rack and a couple of very small tatooos. She seemed fairly new and was a bit on the quiet side, but very pleasant to talk to. She gave me a short massage, followed by a good cbj and from that we elapsed into cowgirl, doggy and finally missionary before I finally expulsed my horde of sticky white mancream. It was a good session but I guess it could have been better as when I talked to her after she could be open to offering GFE and gave me a delicious taste of DFK on the way out.

So in summary: Charlize is very cute, young, lowkey, probably quite new thus possibly a little nieve about how things work but she might offer pretty good mileage. I cant guarantee it but if she does it would probably be worth taking a look. If its only basic service you still get pretty good sex with a hot young blonde anyways.

Cloud 9 is at Ingleton and in Baton Rouge in Baton Rouge. The half hour rate was $150 if I remember right.

Saw her on craiglist, the pictures of her in the little skirt were too much to resist, called up and made an appointment.
She's in in Rapid City, right by the mall, parking was easy to find, just park in the mall's lot and across the street.

As for Jenny, she's the girl in the photos, sweet body and great curves.
One thing, her face, long face, dim eyes, big pouty lips... the first thing I thought was that it was a slutty face.
I don't know what brought it to mind but the impression stuck and she lived up to it.

We started messing around and I loved playing with that body, it was just right and a nice set of natural C's.
Opened up with some mish and I found she was very flexible as well, easily folding double.
I loved how wide she could spread and hold her legs while I was between them.

I had a great time up until then but after 10 minutes her attitude changes and she starts with the "come alreadys".
I wasn't anywhere near done yet and she kept up the complaints as I kept up the motion.
Funny thing was that after about 15 minutes we were going hard in doggy; I pulled out too far and the condom slipped off.
I thought she would say enough was enough but she grabbed another condom, handed it to me, turned around and pointed her butt at me.
Strangely enough she had stopped complaining and we had a good finish. :)

Afterwards she was apologetic and said she was sorry for complaining and slapping me while we were busy (don't ask, wasn't serious)
It seemed a little fake to me but I was good at that point.

L-F: 6 (First girl I've met in a while that just looked like a slut)
L-B: 8 (just like in the pictures, very good)
S: 7 (Very flexible and hot to trot)
A: 6 (complaints and "are you done yets?", no kissing)

Recommend.... Maybe, she's hot, dirty, and fun in the sack but who wants the demands and complaints.

She's on Craigslist, hard to find as they do picture posts so no text to search for, try searching for in Rapid City in the 21 yrs range.

I have a few more reviews that I will post in the next few days and will just add them to this thread a few more good one's and a couple of not so good one's.

Squirting Milf - $$$.5 for 2 hours, digits and CL search 0961

I phoned her up, booked an appointment for the next day she asked me to confirm that morning and call her to get the address when I was near the area. The only thing that was a little confusing finding her place because of the way the buildings are numbered her building address is on the street but you have to drive to the back of the complex to get to the main entrance. Nice place and clean. I choose a 2 hour session because I have had squirting sessions before and really wanted a good squirt and she lived up to the hype. Her pictures are real although I'd say she may have gained about 10 lbs since they were taken other than that no real issues with pictures and her in person she is a plump lady but I'm man that likes a few extra pounds to grab onto. She was very friendly, offered me a cocktail and had a plate of cheeses, crackers and cold cuts for us to snack on while we got to know each other for a while. After the introduction we began to undress and I was fairly impressed with her tits (maybe big C or small D) they are pretty damn nice. She gave me a little squirt preview and then started stroking me for a while then moving into the BJ, DATY, we switched up positions a few times by the time we were done the bed was soaked, I was soaked and I had to take a quick rinse after the first round. After my rinse we sat and talked for a bit then began round 2 where she sat back and started shooting toward the end of the bed (it went past the end a few times), she started off again with another BJ we went for a few different positions this time around and all ended well with us both in the shower.

All in all I had a fun time with her and would definitely see her again when I'm in the mood for another good soaking.


Margo Monroe - $$ for the hour, digits and CL search 1630


Quite sweet and personable on the phone, definitely not a problem finding her place at all! Again another lady a little on the plump side, very friendly and a great sense of humour, her place was very clean and she had several candles lit. Her pictures are real, she has an amazing smile, a cute face and an awesome set of DD's that I was really looking forward to playing with later. She started me out with a massage which was quite relaxing although my mind was still on those DD's and I was getting really anxious to play with them. After a few more minutes of massaging she finally disrobed and out came those DD's which I began play with and suckle on, she teased me quite nicely grabbing and sucking me with one hand and cupping my balls with the other. She proceeded into cowgirl position and I couldn't resist to suckle on those DD's once again! All ended well, she offered me cocktail while I relaxed for a while before she set the shower up for me.

Another fun lady I had the pleasure of meeting and will definitely repeat just to get my hands on those DD's!

I was first shown a kgal that I passed on then came in Selina. She had a nice body so I decided to give her a go. She asked if I wanted to have a shower an she got it all ready. I wasn't expecting it to be a solo though :O
I gave the boys a scrub and headed back to the bed. She wanted to get into a massage right away but I asked if I can fuck her first then get a massage, to which she agreed. Unfortunatly it was non GFE and kisses were avoided like the clap. She started stroking me and getting ready to take my pole in her mouth but quickly wrapped it in to a cbj. She did have some good tongue action but for me the cbj is futile my cock's skin is thick like a rinoserous. Soemtimes I can't even jack myself off i'm so insensitve lol
Mr. lube came out and I slowly proceded to slip it in. Her box was nice and tight but I could tell I was captain on this voyage. I felt bad for the poor girl as my beads of sweat are hitting her chest. She took it all in stride and I was finally able to cum.
I took a lonely shower after and she reappeared as I was finishing getting dressed. I looked at my call times and I was in and out in 30 minutes.

I'd guess she really is a part timer and she was decent eye candy

l/7.5
s/6
a/8

Tried Ada recently, and thought I'd try her roomie Alina for a change. Called her up and made an appointment. Buzzed up, and made my way to her room. It's probably just me, but I always find it weird going up an elevator with other people. I mean do they know why I'm there? Do I look like a pooner? Can they tell by the floor that I'm going? Ah well, whatever.

First impressions, her face is a little rough. Not enough for me to walk out though. It depends on the angle you look at it though. In some lights or angles, it does look okay. But dang she has a body. Nice and tight, no belly fat, nice ass for an asian girl, and her legs were smooth as butter. It's her in the picture on CL, her chin gives it away once you see her face.

Service was excellent. BBBJ in the shower, with lots of deepthroating, almost gagging really. She put one of my legs up for some rimming. She'd do a lot more, but it's not really my thing. To the bed for like a 60 second massage, but then again that's not what I'm there for. She had me go on my hands and knees. Kinda weird, but I thought I'd try it out. She started rimming again, but kinda steered her away from that again. Then she moved to BJ upside down and from behind, which was pretty good, but I had to turn around. More deep BBBJ, then DATY and 69, she has less hair down there than usual with asian SPs. On with the cover, and to cowgirl. When I had my hand on her stomach, I could feel she had some firm abs. Finished off with mish, doggie, and back to cowgirl again. When I came, she seemed to come too. Felt kinda fake though, but thanks for trying I guess. Off to get my complimentary water, shower, and listerine.

Overall pretty good. One thing though, I noticed she had a weird bump between her pubes and bellybutton, and another on her shoulder, like big welts. I thought maybe I should have two condoms on or something. But on closer inspection it looks like those raised tatoos, of the letter X. The one down there and on her arm are the same font/shape, size and color, and it looks too perfectly printed to be natural. Otherwise, her skin was perfectly smooth. I asked her about it, but the English wasn't there. Anyone else see that? Probably will ask the nurse though to be sure. Well, anyway LFK at first, DFK later on, BBBJ, digits and DATY available.

L-7
A-8
S-9

$.4 for 45 minutes, but I think I was only there for 30 minutes. It was hot though, so I didn't ask or try for MSOG.

Repeat? Probably not, maybe as a backup.

Here are a few of the ladies i have seen this month.



Angelina, advertises in GS for a unique massage and more. $60 damage for massage and bj. not bad looking near in Kansas City. does offer fs after seeing you atleast once. $$ for that. this service is quite unique. her accent is sexy. L8 S8 A8

Christine aka BJ. on CL $80 for massage and more. A cougar but does a nice bj. no rushing here, not really my type so I would not repeat. L6 S9 A8

Jessie by oak and king ed. GS little chubby for my liking can't remember price but would not repeat. too mechanical and I think she thinks she is hotter than she really is. L6 S6 A6

Jessica James. what can i say that hasn't already been said. Do the 1 1/2 hour with her. all i can say is repeat and I have. L9 S9 A9

Quinn in bby. Ad in GS. nice looking a little on the larger size for my liking. Did the 1/2 hour for $80. nice bbbj no rushing here. L8 S9 A8

JOY WELSH LASS. ad on CL. nice older cougar. did the 1/2 and next time I think I'll get just the bj. did not like the fs. L7 S7 A8


I have more to review but that's it for now.

Hello,

I went to see Chelsea this week. I was enticed by the big boobs and thought I would see what the good and bad reviews were all about and see what she was like for myself.

The good news: The boobs are big and they are real. She also seems to be a very nice person

The bad news: No shower available, she is definitely a little larger than expected, and I would say she is certainly well north of 37. Further, the whole experience was very mechanical. Start with A, move to B, then to C and finish baby.

She offered a little CBJ, followed by a little Russian and then come on baby get on top. Let's go...Oh yeah baby come for me.

While she did allow digits, lots of breast kissing and full service, but it was more a case of lets get this thing over with. I, at least, like the illusion that I am pleasuring the girl I am with. With her, there was none of that. No connection, no real intimacy.

In case she talks about hygiene, I showered before going over, and brushed my teeth and used mouth wash.

I feel bad giving her a bad review because she seems like a nice person. But as an old mentor of mine once said, being a nice person does not necessarily make you good at your job.

I would not repeat.

For the $150 I spent, I get better action from the palm sisters. At least I know they are into it.

Number ends with 1047

F1

I was surfing the Craigslist ads the other day and came across an ad I hadn't seen before, for a mature lady, Lisa, offering a "spring tune-up". What prompted me to contact her was her identification that she liked to be spanked. So the preliminaries began. I arranged an hour session yesterday, which was at a home in Rockville, close to in Rockville border.

She appeared better in person that her ad picture, and she was very welcoming and friendly. We chose the downstairs room that had a large massage table. First order of business was a set of clean sheets, towels, etc. which is always important for me. From there it was an hour of extreme pleasure. She was game for everything I was, and in particular really was into the spanking, and we had a great couple of rounds between passionate kissing, cuddling, and other things. BJ Hunter would be pleased with her oral performance. She is a mid 40's mature woman as advertised, but a tight trim body and nice soft boobs, and other skills too numerous to mention here.

She gave me the impression she was enjoying herself, which added to my pleasure, and it was a most enjoyable experience. She mentioned that she also participates in duos with another couple of ladies, so definitely something I will consider next time. Definitely a repeat, and highly recommended for those into mature, but fine women. If you can't find her, PM me and I can send you her contact details.

I had the pleasure to meet her, at her small and nice apartment. she greeted at the door wearing a white fishnet dress and highheels as requested.she offered me a fine red wine. and without asking her , she started to give me a mini lingerie and highheels show, this was so cute of her . at the end of this mini show, she left on a black fishnet dress,hose and shoes, ad the action began, with a very very, DFK o yeah she loves to kiss tongue to tongue, i when down to her puusy nd i started to eating then,very tastefully, nore wet kisses, i took off her outfit and shoes, and the asstraffic began, i started eating her clean and tastefully asshole, pussy,i tasted her body every inch up to down side by side i sucked her feet.
the best part was when i put my 3 middle fingers in her asshole, she put in a vibrator in her pussy and i started fucking her mouth, what deep throat fucking, like those porno movies.oh yeah i had the best bbbj of my life, after a about 15 minutes of this action she asked me to fuck her asshole in doggy style she loves to asshole begin molested, she can handle any Chorizo size. i booked for 1hr visit and it was a little late an hour and a half, i didn't see any clock . so this mean that she's not a clock watcher,

thanks Jessika you're adorable, see you nest week babe. you made my world rocks

sorry guys for the bad spelling review, the important thing is that i had a great time

I was first shown a kgal that I passed on then came in Selina. She had a nice body so I decided to give her a go. She asked if I wanted to have a shower an she got it all ready. I wasn't expecting it to be a solo though :O
I gave the boys a scrub and headed back to the bed. She wanted to get into a massage right away but I asked if I can fuck her first then get a massage, to which she agreed. Unfortunatly it was non GFE and kisses were avoided like the clap. She started stroking me and getting ready to take my pole in her mouth but quickly wrapped it in to a cbj. She did have some good tongue action but for me the cbj is futile my cock's skin is thick like a rinoserous. Soemtimes I can't even jack myself off i'm so insensitve lol
Mr. lube came out and I slowly proceded to slip it in. Her box was nice and tight but I could tell I was captain on this voyage. I felt bad for the poor girl as my beads of sweat are hitting her chest. She took it all in stride and I was finally able to cum.
I took a lonely shower after and she reappeared as I was finishing getting dressed. I looked at my call times and I was in and out in 30 minutes.

I'd guess she really is a part timer and she was decent eye candy

l/7.5
s/6
a/8

Well i know there are other reviews for Crystal on here but i though i would add my 2 cents.

I saw her tonight for the first time, i was browsing around on craigslist and though to check the schedule at Special Ladies, crystal was on and i called to see if she was available or not. I was in luck she was.. So i made a appt time and headed out the door, it being quite lucky for me i live in in Laredo so only about 20 mins away from there location. I Showed up right on time and she answered the door wearing some very nice sheer clothing. Took me up stairs looked after the donation and we chatted some, found her very easy to talk to about a lot of different things. Got naked and down to business and layed there chatting while she played with my body teasing me quite nice. Started off with a very nice BJ, and she sure does love what she does and does it very well. Soon we where changing things around and she had a very nice ride and then to doggy we went.

In my books a touch older the the site says but well worth the visit and i will visit again that is for sure.

Some what amateur when it comes to the SP word but in my limited experience i would recommend Crystal to any one out there that was a SP that enjoys there job.. I am sure some of you have experienced SP's that take the cash and want to get the job over with ASAP so they can get you out of there and move on.. I did not find this at all with Crystal, i donated for 45 and by the time i was climbing in to the shower 40 mins had been used up. WELL WORTH IT..

AAA+

:mad::mad:

OMG, First time i am posting a :mad::mad::mad: thread, as guilty i am a leacher here many times to bestescortreviews.com, i admit it. But i Pooned enough to know what Services should be. This has got to be the Worst ever.

Name : GIGI ending 1668
L: 3-4 ( looks like a GREMLIN smiling )
S: 0
A: -10


Story goes from i enter, she makes a pass and i told her that i just need hh for $ after seeing her looks but i was horny as hell anywayz. so i figured why not.then she strips goes to rim me, cause i did shower before hand and was smelling like old spice bodywash, then after every Deep Throating , she goes pui into the bin next to her as i was sitting on the edge of the bed.
Already a turnoff, but i just let it slide.then she goes on rimming then all of a sudden, she complains that her TONGUE was NUMB, and that i put some stuff on my rim to make it numb , i was aghast :eek: what the hell. i kept quiet being an ASIAN GUY, but that Crazy nut just kept on swearing that i purposely put some cream and her tongue went numb from all that licking. i was losing wood so fast, B.C Pine tree infestations looks like a joke. she rushed to the toilet and proceeded to listerine her mouth, bitching about me applying some cream on my rim to numb it, at this point she shoved me into the shower and proceeded to give me a good scrub down. and then having the nerve to lecture me about being young and resorting to using such methods to prolong my orgasm and that it was not good for my health . At this point , i had enuff and just shuddered like i was freezing , haha and that i refused to go out of the shower, i just stuck my ass there and listening to her whine about how weird i was, or was i drinking before coming over.

She actually accused me on putting stuff on my rim to make it numb, i was :eek::eek:
Seriously, i Just got out of the shower and hurried off there thinking wif my little general. MY mistake..Biggggg Mistake.

It first started out going good, until i told her that i have not pooned in awhile, My mistake ? or did she take it as a Sign that i was a newbie. must be the best $ she ever made wif out fucking, i was so pissed that my Sargent Major refused to stand at attention.


After that i just went out , dried my self and flopped on the bed , waiting for my massage, i did not bother to give her a second look, if i did i might be tempted to break my gentleman code and hit that GREMLIN, she then proceeds to give the most unhappy massage, she purposely kneaded it hard, but unknown to her, i like it hard , and just stated that she did haf a good massaging pair of hands,which was the truth but that damn GREMLIN did not know when to shut up and take a compliment , continuing to whine about me not being satisfied with her services and that since we are all actors on that stage , we should haf a good time, BUT Given those circumstances , i m not sure if any SANE pooner would continue to haf wood. And then i shot back stating that my rim was cleaner then her mouth and i did not put any meds in that area ( FOR THE LAST TIME, WHAT CREAM BITCH?) and that she forgot to take her meds, since ppl in my reality dun go accusing their PAYING CUSTOMER of numbing their RIMS. The Nutty Whore then shot back saying she heard that there was such a few cases already that happen ( ONLY in HER UNIVERSE). CRAZY NUT then reaches for her cell and calls miki the head mistress , i lambasted to her that Times must haf changed and how much Customer service standards has fallen , and then proceeded to make nice , perhaps it was just all a misunderstand routine.. after that. she went on and presented her case to the Mummy and how weird i was asking for this and that but completely leaving out the numbing rim part or her tongue going numb bit.

finally, when all the dust has settled, she offered to blow me, Crazy NUT ..
I just told her to continue her massage and forget about me EVER CUMMING IN/ON her...PERIOD...

Sad to say , i am being very generous about the words i haf chosen here, i haf pretty low expectations when it comes to poon so as to avoid the crash later, but this has got to be the worst POON in my ENTIRE 10 YEARS of POONing. SEriously, Try at Your OWN PERIIL, Or maybe just cause i was ASIAN?

by the way, she is at lest 35 and has a nice ring around her,
PS: did not even touched her PUSSY, was afraid of catching CRAZY .. LOLZ

Hope to Save some Fellow Pooners from losing $ just like that. i walked out $ poorer and full of cum sigh

Hello,

I went to see Chelsea this week. I was enticed by the big boobs and thought I would see what the good and bad reviews were all about and see what she was like for myself.

The good news: The boobs are big and they are real. She also seems to be a very nice person

The bad news: No shower available, she is definitely a little larger than expected, and I would say she is certainly well north of 37. Further, the whole experience was very mechanical. Start with A, move to B, then to C and finish baby.

She offered a little CBJ, followed by a little Russian and then come on baby get on top. Let's go...Oh yeah baby come for me.

While she did allow digits, lots of breast kissing and full service, but it was more a case of lets get this thing over with. I, at least, like the illusion that I am pleasuring the girl I am with. With her, there was none of that. No connection, no real intimacy.

In case she talks about hygiene, I showered before going over, and brushed my teeth and used mouth wash.

I feel bad giving her a bad review because she seems like a nice person. But as an old mentor of mine once said, being a nice person does not necessarily make you good at your job.

I would not repeat.

For the $150 I spent, I get better action from the palm sisters. At least I know they are into it.

Number ends with 1047

F1

My name is Nicole and I am a sensual masseuse in Los Alamos. My sessions and my personality cater to men who are intelligent and discerning but who do not want the full escort experience.

My touch is incredibly sensual and I enjoy making a connection with my clients.

I specialize in the male g-spot and have introduced it to many nervous first-timers.

If you are just venturing into the world of escorting or enjoy the simple pleasure of sensual massage give me a call.

25, blonde hair, blue eyes, 130lb, 5ft.8, 26C-26-36"

Unfortunately her website is currently down, but the Incallme site is still operational. I met her at her Los Alamos Eastside incall apartment. It is an older place, but it was nicely decorated. Meter parking is available right out front and nearby.

Pics and description are accurate and she was very friendly. As pictured, she has many tattoos. She starts out with a quick chat to see what you're into. Donations were $160 for the hour for massage and manual release. Rear digits from her is optional and she seems to enjoy giving it. She does not provide oral or FS. Other services were available, but I didn't partake. Started with soothing music and a sensual massage on a proper table. This soon turned into some sensual touching and body slide on both back and front sides. She does not allow kissing, and only mild touching on the rest of her body. She keeps her panties on the whole time. Would of love to see her kitty. :( On came a glove, then a manual release with digit which was explosive. If you've ever wondered about this service, she would be someone to try it with. Shower facilities were available afterwards. Only draw back is her bathroom garbage is not taken out regularily, and the gloves pile up. :eek: YEMV.

So I was bored and it was late. I was planning on going to the Den. I called and unfortunately they were booked through the whole night. I was already in the area so I drove by and gave L'Merage a call. The girl on the phone was really nice. I entered through the back and booked a half hour, room charge was 1 red. There were 4 girls to pick from, none were Fox Den material but I went with Jenny. I got to the room and in she came. She gives me a ridiculous total for FS and I told her no thanks She then started begging for $ and telling me how they take her $. It was a total turn off. I told her I was gonna leave but then she goes no no and crap. I gave her a brown and she said she would give me a HJ cause that is all that would buy. Anyways this was the worst HJ in the history of HJs. First she was too rough and wouldn't even take her top off. I ended up pretty much wackin myself off as she watched and kind of helped. Her rack was saggy as well. I finally blew and grabbed a kleenex and cleaned myself up. I showered and then she told me if the girl at the front asks you anything tell her your gf called and that you have to go. I was like whatever and I left. This was an awful experience and I will never visit again.

This is my first post and obviously some may attempt to call the "S" word on it. I figure enough people have seen this girl, and like myself don't want to let everyone know about her. Unfortunately, it's my duty to give back. Connor666's review surely speaks for itself, and i must thank him for exploits and reviews - they helped me make the tough choice, as i was also extremely interested in Tyler and Cassidy at TMC. Spinners with spice would be my preference, i guess - and Tiarah fit the bill perfectly.

Booking via email was simple and efficient. No problems there. Once i arrived at the highrise and met Tiarah, her small frame, beautiful face, and relaxed vibe put me somewhat at ease. It had been years since i'd done any type of pooning, so i was still nervous when we hit the bedroom. She started off with a light massage and some chit chat to mellow me out.

After the massage, we settled into some solid bbbj. She needed very little direction, and accommodated requests for BLS and DT. It had been so long since i had been with anyone, so i asked if i could pop quickly as to have another round. She got on her hands and knees on the bed, while allowing me to stand up, pound her little mouth and shoot a load all around it. Seriously friggin hot.

After she cleans up we get back to chatting. I figured it would more of an all business thing, but we ended up talking for about 15 minutes while i stroked her tanned legs and stomach. Once things start moving again down there i ask if we can get back at it and she immediately grabs my cock. After a few mins of fondling each other (she's got a fine pussy - looks nice, smells good, feels tight), we get onto the main event.

It kinda sucks that we didn't get around to doggy, but my favourite position was mish but with her legs together and up high so you can get deep inside and enjoy the view. We settled into a groove in that position for awhile. Maybe it was the first big release, maybe it was the condom, but i couldn't get off during sex. Considering how small, young, and pretty she is, it wasn't her. She agreed to finish me off with another bbbj. The sight of her on her back, taking me in her mouth while i messed around with her clit is something i will remember for sometime. After we both cleaned up she was kind enough to call me a cab and send me happily on my way :)

A poster said something about her sex kitten voice and i have to agree. She has a quite the sexy voice - one that suggests innocence but also dirtiness - if that makes sense. She's a supercool chick and i definitely enjoyed talking with her. One thing we didn't do was LFK, DFK, or DATY. I'd normally do this with a girlfriend but i wasn't sure if i wanted to with an SP. To be honest, after reading so many reviews i get the feeling that most SPs aren't into kissing even when they offer the service. If i repeat i'll probably go for it though. Her smell on my fingers was freakin sweet, so i'd like a chance to dive in there as well.

Once again, thanks to all the reviewers on this board(esp connor). They helped me make the decision between CL asians, and the high end agencies, but more importantly on the choice of PSE spinners. I highly recommend Tiarah, but from what i've read so far you can't go wrong with those at TMC. Repeat? I would love to when i come back to Van this spring, but now that i'm single its hard not to want to try another high end spinner. If the economy keeps tanking, i might have to search out a more affordable CL option.

Donation: $300/hr for 'ultimate' GFE

L: 9
A: 9
S: 9

Not sure what 10's would be or if they are even possible. All i know is that she is top-notch. As for the PSE type activities, i have to assume that is YMMV.

On craigslist they are listed as 5899.
Located in in Saint Joseph right across from Lansdown mall.

Here is their CL Ad--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

PLEASE COME COVER = TRY US = KISS US = TOUCH US = SEX US = FU??????? US =

**** G F E **** B B B J *** WE ARE NEAR lansdowne mall

CANDY (Taiwanese ) 23~ ~ 36C-25-35 ~
CICI ( Taiwanese ) 23 ~~ 36D-24-34
NONO ( singapore ) 23 ~~ 36D-24-35 ~ ( NEW GIRLS )

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Went up a couple days ago just to check it out because I have been making quite a bit in the market recently and had some spare cash to blow. SO I was willing to be lienient with any places that were faking out their ages.

They advertised for 23 year olds, but I would have tapped it even if they were mid 30's.
Over the phone I specifically told papasan that if the girls were over 40 I'd turn around and leave, and he was like, "SURE, if they are over 30 I'll make them cook you a meal!"

I go upstairs and I see 3 women in their mid 50's. I tell them straight up, "sorry you are too old" and I turn around and walk out the door. Meanwhile the lady up front is trying to drag me back in.. (in their defence one of the women was actually decent looking.. milfy.. but still too old for my likes).

Anyway youv'e been warned!
Have fun

My name is Nicole and I am a sensual masseuse in Clarksburg. My sessions and my personality cater to men who are intelligent and discerning but who do not want the full escort experience.

My touch is incredibly sensual and I enjoy making a connection with my clients.

I specialize in the male g-spot and have introduced it to many nervous first-timers.

If you are just venturing into the world of escorting or enjoy the simple pleasure of sensual massage give me a call.

25, blonde hair, blue eyes, 130lb, 5ft.8, 26C-26-36"

Unfortunately her website is currently down, but the Incallme site is still operational. I met her at her Clarksburg Eastside incall apartment. It is an older place, but it was nicely decorated. Meter parking is available right out front and nearby.

Pics and description are accurate and she was very friendly. As pictured, she has many tattoos. She starts out with a quick chat to see what you're into. Donations were $160 for the hour for massage and manual release. Rear digits from her is optional and she seems to enjoy giving it. She does not provide oral or FS. Other services were available, but I didn't partake. Started with soothing music and a sensual massage on a proper table. This soon turned into some sensual touching and body slide on both back and front sides. She does not allow kissing, and only mild touching on the rest of her body. She keeps her panties on the whole time. Would of love to see her kitty. :( On came a glove, then a manual release with digit which was explosive. If you've ever wondered about this service, she would be someone to try it with. Shower facilities were available afterwards. Only draw back is her bathroom garbage is not taken out regularily, and the gloves pile up. :eek: YEMV.

I had been keeping my eye on chanelle for a while now and haven't had an opportunity to hook up(busy summer). She was indy dropped off the radar about a month ago. Like most I figured she moved on. So I was surfing through Ishq and saw a chanelle? thought what are the chances?Pics looked hot! she was wearing stocking in the pics!Very Hot(yep it a weakness and I was reduced to slobbering-babling Idiot) They are located close to Boundry and in Orlando. Beautiful lay out. I wondered in and was met by the beautiful owner Ismira. She showed me around and gave me choice of the Rooms. Kool! I choose one jumped in the shower in anticipation of meeting channelle. As I settled in Chanelle came in through the door. Ah Yum! dressed in stocking at my request. Wow very pretty girl. great sense of humour-we clicked (I think). We settled in and enjoyed pleasuring each other BBBJ,DATY. We went straight to Doggie (we both love the position) finished 1st round that way. We had some time left and I was hoping to have a knap! Chanelle asked if wanted to go again. Unfortunately I was wiped out from other activities that lead up to encounter. We chatted and hammed it up. Soon time was over. I don't typically go to parlors but this one had a nice layout. Everything was as promised Chanelle was great but remember YMMV.

L-8
S-8
A-9

Rates were $$75. with perb discount