Its been a real long time since i have posted a review anyway thought i would give back to Perb
I booked a half hour with Angelica at College Cuties usually I just book half hour with someone new although her few reviews have been positive. Anyways I buzz the Condo and get let in to fairly new diggs so things are nice. Angelica answers the door and I say WOW to myself and hope that she is Angelica and not some hostess just showing me the way in. She gives me big hug and says all the right things and leads me to the room and off to the shower I go. Angelica I guess would be considered a spinner but I would call her just hot with all the right amount of curves were they need to be. But I guess not according to her has as she is going in next week to have some enhancements done and she seem pretty excited, I hope they are nice as the natural ones she was giving up. I wont go into detail about the act although it seemed to be enjoyed by all, especially me for sure.
Damage $160/30 minutes Although I would do an hour next time
5ft3, 104lbs.. spinner with a full B-cup and very firm tanned body
kissing, daty, bbbj and then the cowgirl finish - shower at the end and on my way.
Going to make a point to see the new TaTa's
Definite Repeat
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Saturday, February 27. 2010
This weeks Reviews - Pt. 2 (Hani (or Zia)) - Battle Creek Escorts
This weeks Reviews - Pt. 2
2nd was Hani (or Zia) (5526)
I was feeling like relaxing later on in the week so I looked up Hani called up and headed over.
I think I was switched on and got Zia instead but as their measurements and everything are nearly the same there's no way for me to tell, either way I was happy. :)
I arrive and she lets me in, she's very hot and has a sweet body, she leads me into her room and asks me for a hug.
She's very friendly and teases me as we shower up before the deed.
She's a hot little number and has a pair of Bolt-on C's that look perfect on her body, tight little form, long legs, all around a great piece of ass.
A little bit of a massage to start, she's good but once she's done with the back I flip.
she starts this weird/crazy kissing over my body, she has an ice cube in her mouth and she keeps on kissing all over my body, letting the ice touch me and then slurping everything back into her mouth.... Wild.
She slowly zeros in on my cock and starts an amazing BJ, lots of suction and head movement, twisting and welll.... she really got into it.
I can't take much of this and pull her on top, she grabs hold and we start some sitting CG, I push her back and she rests on her arms as I feast on those tits.
Flip her over for some Mish and she was good to go, lots of fun and she looked great underneath me.
Some doggy and finished up with my hands on her tits.
She was a great lay but was still a kGFE, No kissing and a little unresponsive, I could tell that she was making sure I had a good time but wasn't fully into it herself.
L - F: 7 (Very Cute)
L - B: 8 (So nice)
A: 7 (KGFE, even a perfected one is still kGFE)
S: 8 (She is very good at this)
Recommend: Maybe, she's the best kGFE I've had
Repeat: For me.. No
2nd was Hani (or Zia) (5526)
I was feeling like relaxing later on in the week so I looked up Hani called up and headed over.
I think I was switched on and got Zia instead but as their measurements and everything are nearly the same there's no way for me to tell, either way I was happy. :)
I arrive and she lets me in, she's very hot and has a sweet body, she leads me into her room and asks me for a hug.
She's very friendly and teases me as we shower up before the deed.
She's a hot little number and has a pair of Bolt-on C's that look perfect on her body, tight little form, long legs, all around a great piece of ass.
A little bit of a massage to start, she's good but once she's done with the back I flip.
she starts this weird/crazy kissing over my body, she has an ice cube in her mouth and she keeps on kissing all over my body, letting the ice touch me and then slurping everything back into her mouth.... Wild.
She slowly zeros in on my cock and starts an amazing BJ, lots of suction and head movement, twisting and welll.... she really got into it.
I can't take much of this and pull her on top, she grabs hold and we start some sitting CG, I push her back and she rests on her arms as I feast on those tits.
Flip her over for some Mish and she was good to go, lots of fun and she looked great underneath me.
Some doggy and finished up with my hands on her tits.
She was a great lay but was still a kGFE, No kissing and a little unresponsive, I could tell that she was making sure I had a good time but wasn't fully into it herself.
L - F: 7 (Very Cute)
L - B: 8 (So nice)
A: 7 (KGFE, even a perfected one is still kGFE)
S: 8 (She is very good at this)
Recommend: Maybe, she's the best kGFE I've had
Repeat: For me.. No
Friday, February 26. 2010
*icy* vs yuki - Milwaukee Escorts
I thought I would add two reviews as it showed me that it is a "to each his own" world.
I visited the reviewed Yuki 0220 on Milwaukee. The reviews I read suggested that her attitude was a real plus and that she was curvy and not BBW. I made and an appointment. Struck me as friendly at the door and the outfit hid what could be a curvy figure. But as it went on I was loosing interest. Respecting other's opinions I will say that her conversation was limited and more child-like than was comfortable. I found her to be closer to BBW than curvy. I do give her points for effort and wanting to ensure my good time. However, I found that I regretted the 140 as I was spending it. I could see that some may enjoy so..to each his own.
I saw an ad for a new Icy CL 0197. The ad said 27 but I was guessing a few years more which is what I wanted. Made appointment and learned it was the same place as Bella who I had seen before. She is probably 35-37 ish which is good for me. It is her in the pic. She has a pleasant not stunning figure. If she were walking a mall in a good outfit I think she would catch the attention of older guys. Non smoker, very friendly and easy attitude. Nice accompanied shower. Started with a massage that was not professional but a good way to start. Affectionate, BBBJ, DATY, and different positions. I know that many here would not find her to be their liking but I really enjoyed it and found the 120 a real good value. So...to each his own.
I visited the reviewed Yuki 0220 on Milwaukee. The reviews I read suggested that her attitude was a real plus and that she was curvy and not BBW. I made and an appointment. Struck me as friendly at the door and the outfit hid what could be a curvy figure. But as it went on I was loosing interest. Respecting other's opinions I will say that her conversation was limited and more child-like than was comfortable. I found her to be closer to BBW than curvy. I do give her points for effort and wanting to ensure my good time. However, I found that I regretted the 140 as I was spending it. I could see that some may enjoy so..to each his own.
I saw an ad for a new Icy CL 0197. The ad said 27 but I was guessing a few years more which is what I wanted. Made appointment and learned it was the same place as Bella who I had seen before. She is probably 35-37 ish which is good for me. It is her in the pic. She has a pleasant not stunning figure. If she were walking a mall in a good outfit I think she would catch the attention of older guys. Non smoker, very friendly and easy attitude. Nice accompanied shower. Started with a massage that was not professional but a good way to start. Affectionate, BBBJ, DATY, and different positions. I know that many here would not find her to be their liking but I really enjoyed it and found the 120 a real good value. So...to each his own.
Thursday, February 25. 2010
Port Moody - Monica - Phoenix Escorts
Have been looking for a non asian that was not too steep in price and had noticed a few ads for SP in the Port Moody (Newport) area so decided to TOFTT.
Saw an ad on CL for Monica, number ending in 5946. Pics looked decent and when I called things sounded promising.
Got to a new apartment building in Suter Brook and when I met her, the idea of bolting did cross my mind. She advertises as something very hot but in fairness she is anything but. Now I won't say she is ugly, but if you saw her in the mall or something there is virtually no chance you would notice her.
Big tits but they are saggy, saggy tummy but not too huge or anything. Thick thighs and calves and not in that hot way. Pics could be real but big time touched up and 20 pounds ago.
Anyway, I was horny and well...
Okay massage to be fair and decent CBJ, finished with mish. Did the trick but she is in somewhat rough shape. Weathered is a term I like to use. Lots of makeup to cover up blemishes etc.
Anyway, move on and avoid there are way too many hotties out there to waste time here.
L - 5
A - 7 (but my bitch radar was twitching so watch out)
S - 6.5
$$ for the hour. Way too much for these looks.
Saw an ad on CL for Monica, number ending in 5946. Pics looked decent and when I called things sounded promising.
Got to a new apartment building in Suter Brook and when I met her, the idea of bolting did cross my mind. She advertises as something very hot but in fairness she is anything but. Now I won't say she is ugly, but if you saw her in the mall or something there is virtually no chance you would notice her.
Big tits but they are saggy, saggy tummy but not too huge or anything. Thick thighs and calves and not in that hot way. Pics could be real but big time touched up and 20 pounds ago.
Anyway, I was horny and well...
Okay massage to be fair and decent CBJ, finished with mish. Did the trick but she is in somewhat rough shape. Weathered is a term I like to use. Lots of makeup to cover up blemishes etc.
Anyway, move on and avoid there are way too many hotties out there to waste time here.
L - 5
A - 7 (but my bitch radar was twitching so watch out)
S - 6.5
$$ for the hour. Way too much for these looks.
Wednesday, February 24. 2010
Taylor Von - The Ultimate Experience - Lexington Escorts
I never though I could write such a long review, but it turned out that way. Excuse me for it. Please read & enjoy
I was in checking local escorts ca and other sources for the right girl to get the best bang for the buck. Saw Taylor Von add and some how know she will provide good experience. Setting up appointment was easy as the response was fast. About 2 hours before the appointment she calls me and asks if it is ok to move it by 30 min. I say ok to that. I see this as sign of good service. Reason, there are some previous occasions, when I reached the area and the girls did not respond to phone calls and give some lame excuses.
Went to the convenient Lexington location and buzz and enter in. By the looks she is exactly like in the pictures so hot with big bust and round ass. I peeped to make sure the ass is there as the picture : -). She is hot and sexy and almost there to be voluptuous. She is better in person. After the greetings she explains the menu and I go for the all inclusive GFE. I confirmed MSOG is on the menu. Offered the donation and had a quick shower. Before I went to shower, she asks me am I ok with LFK. I say yes with a blush:D.
Once I am out of solo shower, She asks me if I wanted a massage and I say save it for later and we start of with LFK and DFK besides the bed. She is very good at it. We stay there for couple of minutes and move to bed and more DFK. Then she opened her bust for a full view. OMG!, they are so f** amazing and the action begins. The experience is so amazing. We moved from one position to another for the next over an hour doing many things. She started on my favourite BBBJ for some time and then I moved on to DATY. She is clean and nice there. Did this until she came. Then the most amazing part. I turned her over to see her butt. Oh my fu****g God, it is unbelievably the best view I have ever seen real time. That alone is a must see. With that view I cannot stop doing DATO. Then she started to do more BBBJ and I asked for 69 which she obliged. We were in 69 and she never stopped. She did not even care if I came. She kept doing it. It appeared she loves giving BBBJ. Did some clean up and asked for condom . We did Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggie (awesome view) :):) and again Missionary and Doggie. While in Doggie, I asked her to lie down on bed. I did not know what the position is called when doing it. Later I came to know that this is the one that stimulates the G spot Coitus a posteriori. We enjoyed this greatly and felt very intimate. We both were sweating and after some time I came for the Nth time.:D:D
After this she offered me a massage!!, Not many offer after a wild session. It is good service and the massage is great. We chatted over the massage and for the rest of the time we had and bid adieu after solo shower. I did not do so much cardio in a long time. My abdomen hurt for couple of days. Over all I would give all 11s for L/S/A and a definite repeat. She is my best so far and would recommend her to all perb ites
Last but not the least, I had an unbelievable and ultimate experience with Taylor Von. All the time she is very courteous, friendly, open minded and simply fantastic. She is a true professional and like a Porn Star. If she provides the same kind of service, in no time she would be one of the top girl in town.
I was in checking local escorts ca and other sources for the right girl to get the best bang for the buck. Saw Taylor Von add and some how know she will provide good experience. Setting up appointment was easy as the response was fast. About 2 hours before the appointment she calls me and asks if it is ok to move it by 30 min. I say ok to that. I see this as sign of good service. Reason, there are some previous occasions, when I reached the area and the girls did not respond to phone calls and give some lame excuses.
Went to the convenient Lexington location and buzz and enter in. By the looks she is exactly like in the pictures so hot with big bust and round ass. I peeped to make sure the ass is there as the picture : -). She is hot and sexy and almost there to be voluptuous. She is better in person. After the greetings she explains the menu and I go for the all inclusive GFE. I confirmed MSOG is on the menu. Offered the donation and had a quick shower. Before I went to shower, she asks me am I ok with LFK. I say yes with a blush:D.
Once I am out of solo shower, She asks me if I wanted a massage and I say save it for later and we start of with LFK and DFK besides the bed. She is very good at it. We stay there for couple of minutes and move to bed and more DFK. Then she opened her bust for a full view. OMG!, they are so f** amazing and the action begins. The experience is so amazing. We moved from one position to another for the next over an hour doing many things. She started on my favourite BBBJ for some time and then I moved on to DATY. She is clean and nice there. Did this until she came. Then the most amazing part. I turned her over to see her butt. Oh my fu****g God, it is unbelievably the best view I have ever seen real time. That alone is a must see. With that view I cannot stop doing DATO. Then she started to do more BBBJ and I asked for 69 which she obliged. We were in 69 and she never stopped. She did not even care if I came. She kept doing it. It appeared she loves giving BBBJ. Did some clean up and asked for condom . We did Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggie (awesome view) :):) and again Missionary and Doggie. While in Doggie, I asked her to lie down on bed. I did not know what the position is called when doing it. Later I came to know that this is the one that stimulates the G spot Coitus a posteriori. We enjoyed this greatly and felt very intimate. We both were sweating and after some time I came for the Nth time.:D:D
After this she offered me a massage!!, Not many offer after a wild session. It is good service and the massage is great. We chatted over the massage and for the rest of the time we had and bid adieu after solo shower. I did not do so much cardio in a long time. My abdomen hurt for couple of days. Over all I would give all 11s for L/S/A and a definite repeat. She is my best so far and would recommend her to all perb ites
Last but not the least, I had an unbelievable and ultimate experience with Taylor Von. All the time she is very courteous, friendly, open minded and simply fantastic. She is a true professional and like a Porn Star. If she provides the same kind of service, in no time she would be one of the top girl in town.
Tuesday, February 23. 2010
Alex CL - Vicksburg Escorts
I haven't reviewed in a while so here goes.
Went to see Alex on the weekend. She's 23 yrs, italian, and takes calls late. Number ends in 2930.
Call her up, and settle on a special of hers, 1/2 hour for $140. She's located in a high rise Vicksburg off Davie Street and Howe st.
She's pleasant to talk to on the phone.
I get buzzed up, go up the elevator and knock on her door. She opens and she's the girl from the pics. The pics are her. She is a curvy, bigger girl though. I would say she looks about 10 -15 lbs heavier than her pics IMO.
So I get on her bed. I undress. She is friendly enough. Not much chit chat, she is ready to go. She is ready to give me a bbbj, but I said I want CBJ, as I decided to play it safe.
She has a tongue ring, and she is sucking good. She knows what she is doing, and she uses that tongue ring good. But the problem is I'm not feeling very much. I probably had too much to drink earlier, even though at the time I didn't think so. But she is a champ and she keeps going. I finally get hard and but again I'm not feeling much with the cbj, maybe the condom is too thick?
I then try doggy but I go soft after a minute. She's got a big ass. The next girl I do doggy will have a smaller ass. It is late and I think I'm done - it's not going to work tonight.
So she goes back to cbj. This goes for another 10 minutes. My time is almost up I think. I'm just lying there thinking I should have went for the bbbj, but she doesn't alow cim. I asked her for BLS but she said she doesn't do that, and bbbj is a ymmv. There was no kissing with her, but I didn't ask or initiate it either.
But just when I think this was a waste of money, she keeps going and I finally cum.
IMO she definetely knows how to suck. She enjoys blowing too. If you don't mind a bigger curvier girl she is good. But I think bbbj is up to her though and no cim or BLS. I don't know if there is any kissing.
Went to see Alex on the weekend. She's 23 yrs, italian, and takes calls late. Number ends in 2930.
Call her up, and settle on a special of hers, 1/2 hour for $140. She's located in a high rise Vicksburg off Davie Street and Howe st.
She's pleasant to talk to on the phone.
I get buzzed up, go up the elevator and knock on her door. She opens and she's the girl from the pics. The pics are her. She is a curvy, bigger girl though. I would say she looks about 10 -15 lbs heavier than her pics IMO.
So I get on her bed. I undress. She is friendly enough. Not much chit chat, she is ready to go. She is ready to give me a bbbj, but I said I want CBJ, as I decided to play it safe.
She has a tongue ring, and she is sucking good. She knows what she is doing, and she uses that tongue ring good. But the problem is I'm not feeling very much. I probably had too much to drink earlier, even though at the time I didn't think so. But she is a champ and she keeps going. I finally get hard and but again I'm not feeling much with the cbj, maybe the condom is too thick?
I then try doggy but I go soft after a minute. She's got a big ass. The next girl I do doggy will have a smaller ass. It is late and I think I'm done - it's not going to work tonight.
So she goes back to cbj. This goes for another 10 minutes. My time is almost up I think. I'm just lying there thinking I should have went for the bbbj, but she doesn't alow cim. I asked her for BLS but she said she doesn't do that, and bbbj is a ymmv. There was no kissing with her, but I didn't ask or initiate it either.
But just when I think this was a waste of money, she keeps going and I finally cum.
IMO she definetely knows how to suck. She enjoys blowing too. If you don't mind a bigger curvier girl she is good. But I think bbbj is up to her though and no cim or BLS. I don't know if there is any kissing.
Monday, February 22. 2010
Dallas and daisy,DUOS - TOFTT - Mount Vernon Escorts
Sexy Bombshell's New New - w4m - 19 (New Westminster)
230 1529
Needed a quickie today, saw this add in CL and called them. they are new in town, new west is temp.
anyways, they are both 19/20, very inexperienced.
Dallas - Big Girl w/big boobs - not really my thing
Daisy - Spinner type with very small tits.:(
i was feeling weired, suggested for the both of them for $.2 for DUO non-FS BLOW and COF.
they took my offer and it was strange with 2 young amatuers sucking my dick and licking my shaft. one is 200lbs+ and the other
is 105lbs?
Daisy let me play with her pussy fair bit - tight, wanted to DFK, i kept it to LFK - smoke breath.
Dallas woked hard for the whole session, big girls always tried harded.
ended with me blowing my load over dallas' face with daisy watching closely.
the girls are nice enough, again, not very experienced.
would i repeat? probably not. however, daisy maybe something you want to try if you like someone young and don't mind giving her directions.
Donnation:$.2 for DUO oral W/COF
A 7
S 6
L dallas 4 daisy 6
230 1529
Needed a quickie today, saw this add in CL and called them. they are new in town, new west is temp.
anyways, they are both 19/20, very inexperienced.
Dallas - Big Girl w/big boobs - not really my thing
Daisy - Spinner type with very small tits.:(
i was feeling weired, suggested for the both of them for $.2 for DUO non-FS BLOW and COF.
they took my offer and it was strange with 2 young amatuers sucking my dick and licking my shaft. one is 200lbs+ and the other
is 105lbs?
Daisy let me play with her pussy fair bit - tight, wanted to DFK, i kept it to LFK - smoke breath.
Dallas woked hard for the whole session, big girls always tried harded.
ended with me blowing my load over dallas' face with daisy watching closely.
the girls are nice enough, again, not very experienced.
would i repeat? probably not. however, daisy maybe something you want to try if you like someone young and don't mind giving her directions.
Donnation:$.2 for DUO oral W/COF
A 7
S 6
L dallas 4 daisy 6
Sunday, February 21. 2010
laya sensual playmates W.O.T - Saipan Escorts
So a friend of mine calls me up today and asks me If I have ever heard of Sensual Playmates? I said Ya whatever why? So he tells me he called them up this morning and booked a hour with laya. When she showed up she was drunk but he was like whatever its friday night comes with the scene. Anyways they get the money thing out of the way and go to the bedroom where he thinks things will start to get good, and you guessed it WRONG.
He started to realize how drunk she was cause she could hardly speak, and even had a hard time giving head (which sucked cause she kept on using her teeth) ouch! by this time she killed his dick and she was a pusher, ( kept on pushing him out or squeezing him with her thighs so he could only just get the tip of his head in. then on top of that she all of a sudden rolls over goes to her purse, grabs her phone and she makes a call to one of her girlfriends and starts having a conversation with her. like WTF?
So he says forget and gets dressed and she says "are you not happy?" lol what do you think? he then just wants her gone but she is so smashed she cant even get her pants on and he had to do it for her, belt included.
He finally gets her out the door and calls the agency back and their attitude was " oh well we got your money so what?" So needless to say he wasnt happy and he told me about it.
No this was not me cause I learned my lesson and have nothing to do with this kinda stuff anymore, but he didnt want to go threw the whole process of setting up a account to make one post so here I am doing it for him.
Sorry he also said that the pic might be of her but she dont look like that now and she also has a lot of tattoo's which are not in her picture. So end result there you go. I'm out have a nice day
He started to realize how drunk she was cause she could hardly speak, and even had a hard time giving head (which sucked cause she kept on using her teeth) ouch! by this time she killed his dick and she was a pusher, ( kept on pushing him out or squeezing him with her thighs so he could only just get the tip of his head in. then on top of that she all of a sudden rolls over goes to her purse, grabs her phone and she makes a call to one of her girlfriends and starts having a conversation with her. like WTF?
So he says forget and gets dressed and she says "are you not happy?" lol what do you think? he then just wants her gone but she is so smashed she cant even get her pants on and he had to do it for her, belt included.
He finally gets her out the door and calls the agency back and their attitude was " oh well we got your money so what?" So needless to say he wasnt happy and he told me about it.
No this was not me cause I learned my lesson and have nothing to do with this kinda stuff anymore, but he didnt want to go threw the whole process of setting up a account to make one post so here I am doing it for him.
Sorry he also said that the pic might be of her but she dont look like that now and she also has a lot of tattoo's which are not in her picture. So end result there you go. I'm out have a nice day
Saturday, February 20. 2010
Faith Renewed, and Damn does she suck a Good Cock - Misty - Hot Springs Escorts
For starters I saw Misty back in Mid-Jan. And to be honest I don't know if it was chemistry, or either myself or her wer having a bad day, I was not at all pleased with the session. It was partially my fault for booking an hour and just before arriving I got called into work so I had to shorten the session to a half hour. After a shower and donations Misty started to perform her BBBJ, and to my dismay I wasn't into it and I felt she wasn't either, end of story I never finished and walked out and returned to work bitter.
To prevent being considered some slob trying to ruin a highly reviewed providers reputation I decided not to post my disappointment. And after reading even more positive reviews of her I decided it was time to give her another chance (more like her giving me one).
BOY AM I GLAD I DID!!!! :D
After a few texts back and forth with Misty (I know alot of SPs do not allow texting, but with my work and homelife situation, texting is very conveinent for me) I arrived at Mistys townhouse shortly after midnight. After settling the donation we both got comfortable and sprawled on the bed. Some light conversation and catching up, Misty asked me if I liked her new D&G glasses which i must admit look great on her, and somehow the conversation of body porportion came up and I had to whine that I felt I was screwed over porportionatly, Misty quickly gave me the its the how you use it line, and i promptly corrected her that I was talking about my hands... 6'4 290lbs and fairly solid you would think i would have some mits on me LOL.
But enough of the jokes of the night. After recovering restrictions, Misty promptly started into her award winning BBBJ and I could tell already this time was going to be better. She told me to let her know when I was ready to cum and I obliged, however no where near ready. After some great BBBJ and BLS we moved to Mish. I have been over training at the gym lately so really Mish was a position I did not want to be in. So after 10 min of that exhausted from muscle fatigue and cramping I flipped on my back. Misty rips the cover off and returns to her sloppy pornstyle BBBJ. About 10 mins of that and i can feel myself about to finish. Misty starts pumping the crankshaft at record speed with lots of saliva for a great HJ finish. I warned misty that I was about to cum.
Now at this point I have to point out I don't know if COF is on her menu, but in my defense her hands were on my cock so really she was aiming the damn thing. But I finished a load that really and I mean REALLY impressed me, all i can say is those brand spanking new D&G glasses made great safety goggles, not to mention the mess everywhere else
Anyways its late, Im spent thanks to Misty,
all I can say is thanks for restoring my faith and im sure ill see you soon!
To prevent being considered some slob trying to ruin a highly reviewed providers reputation I decided not to post my disappointment. And after reading even more positive reviews of her I decided it was time to give her another chance (more like her giving me one).
BOY AM I GLAD I DID!!!! :D
After a few texts back and forth with Misty (I know alot of SPs do not allow texting, but with my work and homelife situation, texting is very conveinent for me) I arrived at Mistys townhouse shortly after midnight. After settling the donation we both got comfortable and sprawled on the bed. Some light conversation and catching up, Misty asked me if I liked her new D&G glasses which i must admit look great on her, and somehow the conversation of body porportion came up and I had to whine that I felt I was screwed over porportionatly, Misty quickly gave me the its the how you use it line, and i promptly corrected her that I was talking about my hands... 6'4 290lbs and fairly solid you would think i would have some mits on me LOL.
But enough of the jokes of the night. After recovering restrictions, Misty promptly started into her award winning BBBJ and I could tell already this time was going to be better. She told me to let her know when I was ready to cum and I obliged, however no where near ready. After some great BBBJ and BLS we moved to Mish. I have been over training at the gym lately so really Mish was a position I did not want to be in. So after 10 min of that exhausted from muscle fatigue and cramping I flipped on my back. Misty rips the cover off and returns to her sloppy pornstyle BBBJ. About 10 mins of that and i can feel myself about to finish. Misty starts pumping the crankshaft at record speed with lots of saliva for a great HJ finish. I warned misty that I was about to cum.
Now at this point I have to point out I don't know if COF is on her menu, but in my defense her hands were on my cock so really she was aiming the damn thing. But I finished a load that really and I mean REALLY impressed me, all i can say is those brand spanking new D&G glasses made great safety goggles, not to mention the mess everywhere else
Anyways its late, Im spent thanks to Misty,
all I can say is thanks for restoring my faith and im sure ill see you soon!
Friday, February 19. 2010
Hailey Brookes - Mandan Escorts
Well here is the first review of Hailey Brooks.
I emailed her to set up an appointment and she was quick to respond set a time for 10:45. She is down town very easy to find place, In a new building. I buzzed up and she let me in, Go up to her place knocked on the door and walked in and OMG here pictures are great on her web site but in person she is even more beautiful. I got a hug as I walked in and got asked if I wanted anything to drink but I declined so off to the shower I went. I got out of the shower and Hailey was sitting on the couch in the little black get up she is wearing on her web site then off to the bedroom we went. Started with some LFK/DFK and touching all over her lips are so soft and she is so nice to kiss that went on for about 15-20 min she worked her way down and on to the BBBJ she has skill started of with some BLS then she moved up the shaft flicking her tongue along the way. The BBBJ was very wet and she had good suction and she took it all in with lots of eye contact that went on for about 10 min then I blew I could not hold it back Hailey took my load in her mouth oh that was great. She got up and got me some tissue to clean up. I was ready to go again but we just ended up talking about all kinds of things then it was time to leave I got dressed got a hug and kiss at the door and out I went.
Hailey is such a sweet young sexy lady her body is so soft and with me she was really into it. Treat this girl right guys and she will treat you right.
L-9
S-8 (only got BBBJ with CIM and it was great going for F/S next time)
A-10 (she was so easy going and great to talk to)
Session was 1 hr.
Will I repeat um HELL YES
Once again thank you Hailey for a great time
I emailed her to set up an appointment and she was quick to respond set a time for 10:45. She is down town very easy to find place, In a new building. I buzzed up and she let me in, Go up to her place knocked on the door and walked in and OMG here pictures are great on her web site but in person she is even more beautiful. I got a hug as I walked in and got asked if I wanted anything to drink but I declined so off to the shower I went. I got out of the shower and Hailey was sitting on the couch in the little black get up she is wearing on her web site then off to the bedroom we went. Started with some LFK/DFK and touching all over her lips are so soft and she is so nice to kiss that went on for about 15-20 min she worked her way down and on to the BBBJ she has skill started of with some BLS then she moved up the shaft flicking her tongue along the way. The BBBJ was very wet and she had good suction and she took it all in with lots of eye contact that went on for about 10 min then I blew I could not hold it back Hailey took my load in her mouth oh that was great. She got up and got me some tissue to clean up. I was ready to go again but we just ended up talking about all kinds of things then it was time to leave I got dressed got a hug and kiss at the door and out I went.
Hailey is such a sweet young sexy lady her body is so soft and with me she was really into it. Treat this girl right guys and she will treat you right.
L-9
S-8 (only got BBBJ with CIM and it was great going for F/S next time)
A-10 (she was so easy going and great to talk to)
Session was 1 hr.
Will I repeat um HELL YES
Once again thank you Hailey for a great time
Thursday, February 18. 2010
Bany (7399) Louisville Metro
Saw some new ads out today so I though I'd TOFTT, there was one for a sweet little Japanese girl Bany.
Showed up, was met downstairs and brought up, a little odd but whatever.
Bany is just like in the photo's, very cute little Japanese girl, boobs looked a little smaller than the photos but otherwise the same.
She has a tight little body, B's, and an adorable face. Very attractive. Oh and gorgeous long hair halfway down her back.
She was obviously very inexperience and it showed, I asked and she said that she had arrived yesterday.
We laid down beside and started messing around, her naivety was very attractive and things quickly progressed.
One second we're all over each other, the next the cover is on and I'm trying to get in her, So tight!
It took some time and effort to get inside her completely, after a couple minutes I noticed something strange.
Her head starts twisting back and forth and she's making little yipping sounds, just like you see asian girls do in porn?
I always thought that was bad acting but there you go. :p
Anyways we had a good time with the usual moves, she seemed a little out of it, and had trouble concentrating but it was kind of amusing watching her twist around under me.
I finally finished up and we cleaned up a bit and she seemed not to know what do at that point so I asked for a massage for the last couple minutes.
A quick shower and I was out of there.
L - F: 8 (Very cute)
L - B: 7 (Petite but nice curves)
A: 7 ( A little spacey during the session)
S: 6 (Too new to expect much)
$160
Give her a week or two to pick up the game and she'll be pretty good
Repeat: No, too many options out there
Recommend: Maybe, depends on what floats you boat.
Showed up, was met downstairs and brought up, a little odd but whatever.
Bany is just like in the photo's, very cute little Japanese girl, boobs looked a little smaller than the photos but otherwise the same.
She has a tight little body, B's, and an adorable face. Very attractive. Oh and gorgeous long hair halfway down her back.
She was obviously very inexperience and it showed, I asked and she said that she had arrived yesterday.
We laid down beside and started messing around, her naivety was very attractive and things quickly progressed.
One second we're all over each other, the next the cover is on and I'm trying to get in her, So tight!
It took some time and effort to get inside her completely, after a couple minutes I noticed something strange.
Her head starts twisting back and forth and she's making little yipping sounds, just like you see asian girls do in porn?
I always thought that was bad acting but there you go. :p
Anyways we had a good time with the usual moves, she seemed a little out of it, and had trouble concentrating but it was kind of amusing watching her twist around under me.
I finally finished up and we cleaned up a bit and she seemed not to know what do at that point so I asked for a massage for the last couple minutes.
A quick shower and I was out of there.
L - F: 8 (Very cute)
L - B: 7 (Petite but nice curves)
A: 7 ( A little spacey during the session)
S: 6 (Too new to expect much)
$160
Give her a week or two to pick up the game and she'll be pretty good
Repeat: No, too many options out there
Recommend: Maybe, depends on what floats you boat.
Wednesday, February 17. 2010
CL Janel - 0243 - TOFTT - Dodge City Escorts
Saw Janel today after seeing her CL post for a $60 blow 'n' go. Called for an appointment in 30 minutes, she delayed another 30 minutes. She's near Dodge City in a messy apartment and the hallways reek of Chinese food. She does a topless BBBJ that's half BJ and half HJ. No kissing, but she's OK with tit play, and there's no CIM.
While it was a pleasant enough experience, she's too young to know how to please. My issues with the encounter are that the place was not clean (I didn't want to leave my clothes on the floor, and there was nowhere else to put them), her CIM restriction was not stated until after she started (I had asked what her restrictions are face to face after exchanging funds), her clean-up was offering me a roll of toilet paper, and she stopped stimulating about 10 seconds after I started ejaculating (I enjoy getting off for a couple of minutes, if my partner keeps going).
A: 4 - accommodating, but not SP worthy.
S: 6 - not a bad HJ, would have been good @ $40 for just a HJ. I think she's used to 18 year olds getting off in three minutes.
L: 7 - she is not a spinner, but she's pretty. Like the good looking girl, not the uber hot one, that you can meet when you're out.
Repeat - No. If it was $40 for a HJ, she did me the way I like it, and I was in the area, then yes.
While it was a pleasant enough experience, she's too young to know how to please. My issues with the encounter are that the place was not clean (I didn't want to leave my clothes on the floor, and there was nowhere else to put them), her CIM restriction was not stated until after she started (I had asked what her restrictions are face to face after exchanging funds), her clean-up was offering me a roll of toilet paper, and she stopped stimulating about 10 seconds after I started ejaculating (I enjoy getting off for a couple of minutes, if my partner keeps going).
A: 4 - accommodating, but not SP worthy.
S: 6 - not a bad HJ, would have been good @ $40 for just a HJ. I think she's used to 18 year olds getting off in three minutes.
L: 7 - she is not a spinner, but she's pretty. Like the good looking girl, not the uber hot one, that you can meet when you're out.
Repeat - No. If it was $40 for a HJ, she did me the way I like it, and I was in the area, then yes.
Tuesday, February 16. 2010
Megumi CL - Stockton Escorts
Gentelam,
Here it goes..Met up with Megumi at her place near Hornby and Nelson today. The moment the door opened she was wearing a sexy tight dress. She looked Korean to me even thou i am not asian. anyhow that did not bother me.
We went to the room took care of business. She appears to be a nice girl. I am glad that some had a good time. But i did not enjoy my time at all. I am very honest and i hope people here on this board don't take it the wrong way.
We had a shower together before going back into the room. Started with a massage which was OK, nothing special. Than proceed to a so so BBBJ. After a couple minutes put the hat on and was top off. Once on top of me i noticed she is not moving around. Very mechanical within a minute she asked if we can change position i said ok. Doggy again 1 minute she asked to change...At that point i lost all pleasure there is. I ask her what the problem is she says my dick is way to big.
Lol...I mean i know mine is not small but mine is defenatly not the biggest out there. I was told by many others that it is avarge.
Anyhow at that point we had to stop because obviously it wasnt working. YES guys i did not even cum...this has never happened to be before.
therefore i will rate her as follows
L.7
A.6
S.2
To me she was a waist off time...Pooners save your money and go elsewhere there is better asian Sps out there that are better.
p.s. yes she did have a nice ass but what for when your service sucks. Again i am glad that some others had a better time but not me
Here it goes..Met up with Megumi at her place near Hornby and Nelson today. The moment the door opened she was wearing a sexy tight dress. She looked Korean to me even thou i am not asian. anyhow that did not bother me.
We went to the room took care of business. She appears to be a nice girl. I am glad that some had a good time. But i did not enjoy my time at all. I am very honest and i hope people here on this board don't take it the wrong way.
We had a shower together before going back into the room. Started with a massage which was OK, nothing special. Than proceed to a so so BBBJ. After a couple minutes put the hat on and was top off. Once on top of me i noticed she is not moving around. Very mechanical within a minute she asked if we can change position i said ok. Doggy again 1 minute she asked to change...At that point i lost all pleasure there is. I ask her what the problem is she says my dick is way to big.
Lol...I mean i know mine is not small but mine is defenatly not the biggest out there. I was told by many others that it is avarge.
Anyhow at that point we had to stop because obviously it wasnt working. YES guys i did not even cum...this has never happened to be before.
therefore i will rate her as follows
L.7
A.6
S.2
To me she was a waist off time...Pooners save your money and go elsewhere there is better asian Sps out there that are better.
p.s. yes she did have a nice ass but what for when your service sucks. Again i am glad that some others had a better time but not me
Monday, February 15. 2010
Review - M.E.G.U.M.I. from CL - Franklin Escorts
Hooked up with M.E.G.U.M.I. from CL. Overall, very nice looking Japanese girl...and yes, a real Japanese girl answered the door. Her picture on CL is real, but I would definately say, she looks better in person. Not sure why she uses that photo.
On to the bedroom, where money is expected up front and counted in front of you...which doesn't bother me, but seemed kind of ...well, ...businesslike...
Anyhoo, it's $.6 for 45 mintues. So off to the showers we went, and M.E.G.U.M.I. was very mechanical in the shower, using lots of soap and overly hot water...She doesn't like kissing and wasn't into giving a BBBJ in the shower. I think she was kind of tired or not in the best mood, but tried to be pleasing.
Back to the bedroom where I received a massage and motioned for her to get on with it, since 45 mintues isn't much time IMO. She gives a really nice and deep BBBJ with tongue swirls. Little to no teeth are felt, and I would be very happy to explode into her mouth but held back! Next, she covered my condom cock and oiled up her snatch then mounted my veiny penis. She looks very hot on top, but doesnt seem into going up and down much. I flipped her over and went crazy on top, her moaning and tight pussy was too much... and after an additional 10 minutes on top, I exploded into her!!! I was somewhat choked I didn't get to dog her, since her ass is like a Japanese JLO.
L - 8.25 - beautiful Japanese face, nice skin, JLO ass, toned body, young @21, tight pussy, but could trim her bush a bit or shave it entirely
A - 7 - seemed kind of distant but overall pleasant to be with
S - 7 - Mechanical - reminded me of Korean services
On to the bedroom, where money is expected up front and counted in front of you...which doesn't bother me, but seemed kind of ...well, ...businesslike...
Anyhoo, it's $.6 for 45 mintues. So off to the showers we went, and M.E.G.U.M.I. was very mechanical in the shower, using lots of soap and overly hot water...She doesn't like kissing and wasn't into giving a BBBJ in the shower. I think she was kind of tired or not in the best mood, but tried to be pleasing.
Back to the bedroom where I received a massage and motioned for her to get on with it, since 45 mintues isn't much time IMO. She gives a really nice and deep BBBJ with tongue swirls. Little to no teeth are felt, and I would be very happy to explode into her mouth but held back! Next, she covered my condom cock and oiled up her snatch then mounted my veiny penis. She looks very hot on top, but doesnt seem into going up and down much. I flipped her over and went crazy on top, her moaning and tight pussy was too much... and after an additional 10 minutes on top, I exploded into her!!! I was somewhat choked I didn't get to dog her, since her ass is like a Japanese JLO.
L - 8.25 - beautiful Japanese face, nice skin, JLO ass, toned body, young @21, tight pussy, but could trim her bush a bit or shave it entirely
A - 7 - seemed kind of distant but overall pleasant to be with
S - 7 - Mechanical - reminded me of Korean services
Sunday, February 14. 2010
Ishq Delivers! - Anaheim Escorts
I had been keeping my eye on chanelle for a while now and haven't had an opportunity to hook up(busy summer). She was indy dropped off the radar about a month ago. Like most I figured she moved on. So I was surfing through Ishq and saw a chanelle? thought what are the chances?Pics looked hot! she was wearing stocking in the pics!Very Hot(yep it a weakness and I was reduced to slobbering-babling Idiot) They are located close to Boundry and Anaheim. Beautiful lay out. I wondered in and was met by the beautiful owner Ismira. She showed me around and gave me choice of the Rooms. Kool! I choose one jumped in the shower in anticipation of meeting channelle. As I settled in Chanelle came in through the door. Ah Yum! dressed in stocking at my request. Wow very pretty girl. great sense of humour-we clicked (I think). We settled in and enjoyed pleasuring each other BBBJ,DATY. We went straight to Doggie (we both love the position) finished 1st round that way. We had some time left and I was hoping to have a knap! Chanelle asked if wanted to go again. Unfortunately I was wiped out from other activities that lead up to encounter. We chatted and hammed it up. Soon time was over. I don't typically go to parlors but this one had a nice layout. Everything was as promised Chanelle was great but remember YMMV.
L-8
S-8
A-9
Rates were $$75. with perb discount
L-8
S-8
A-9
Rates were $$75. with perb discount
Saturday, February 13. 2010
The amazing Sheila - Anderson Escorts
Boys
I know that the many of virtues of Asian Sheila CL 1369 have been well documented on this board. Just felt compelled to share my latest, greatest experience with this gem.
I saw Sheila several times at her old off Robson incall. I had yet to see her at her new Helmcken addy. Tried several times but never managed to connect.
Saw her on Saturday night and my oh my oh my.
Best session I had with the girl yet. Sheila was very happy to see me. Greeted me with a warm hug. Went to her room and talked a bit to catch up. Then she sat on my lap and we went into a long, prolonged, delicious DFK session. Boys, this was EXACTLY like a passionate session with a GF. Amazing connection. Didn't want to end the DFK Fest but had to move on. I picked Sheila up and moved her on down the bed. Started an equally prolonged DATY session. Very very passionate. holding her hands the whole time. At times I would elevate her beautiful butt to get an even better angle on the DATY Sheila had a big O. We then collapsed on the bed for a bit and then moved on to the feature act. Sheila's patented and justly famous BBBJ NO ONE does it better. Best BJ I have had in my life whether GF or SP. Amazing.
After several minutes of that we moved to some delicious positoins. Some hard grinding CG (I believe Sheila came again during this session), then to Mish (me standing off to side of bed, Sheila on bed), then to some doggy.
I wanted to complete with more BBBJ so off came the cover and Sheila brought me to finish (no CIM but life is never quite perfect!)
Then lay in the bed and talked some more, a few minutes of massage, then accompanied shower, back to bedroom to yak some more. A few gentle kisses to end our session then out the door. Was there for about an hour.
Sorry boys but I paid 2. I know, i know. Sheila's tarriff is 1.6 but she is just amazing. Couldn't help myself .
This girl is so sweet boys. Treat her right. Those of you who are Sheila enthusiasts will know exactly what I am on about here.
giddyup out (and satisfied)
I know that the many of virtues of Asian Sheila CL 1369 have been well documented on this board. Just felt compelled to share my latest, greatest experience with this gem.
I saw Sheila several times at her old off Robson incall. I had yet to see her at her new Helmcken addy. Tried several times but never managed to connect.
Saw her on Saturday night and my oh my oh my.
Best session I had with the girl yet. Sheila was very happy to see me. Greeted me with a warm hug. Went to her room and talked a bit to catch up. Then she sat on my lap and we went into a long, prolonged, delicious DFK session. Boys, this was EXACTLY like a passionate session with a GF. Amazing connection. Didn't want to end the DFK Fest but had to move on. I picked Sheila up and moved her on down the bed. Started an equally prolonged DATY session. Very very passionate. holding her hands the whole time. At times I would elevate her beautiful butt to get an even better angle on the DATY Sheila had a big O. We then collapsed on the bed for a bit and then moved on to the feature act. Sheila's patented and justly famous BBBJ NO ONE does it better. Best BJ I have had in my life whether GF or SP. Amazing.
After several minutes of that we moved to some delicious positoins. Some hard grinding CG (I believe Sheila came again during this session), then to Mish (me standing off to side of bed, Sheila on bed), then to some doggy.
I wanted to complete with more BBBJ so off came the cover and Sheila brought me to finish (no CIM but life is never quite perfect!)
Then lay in the bed and talked some more, a few minutes of massage, then accompanied shower, back to bedroom to yak some more. A few gentle kisses to end our session then out the door. Was there for about an hour.
Sorry boys but I paid 2. I know, i know. Sheila's tarriff is 1.6 but she is just amazing. Couldn't help myself .
This girl is so sweet boys. Treat her right. Those of you who are Sheila enthusiasts will know exactly what I am on about here.
giddyup out (and satisfied)
Friday, February 12. 2010
Toftt: Gorgeous japanese midori cl 3851 - North Platte Escorts
Long time lurker, first time poster...
Went to new girl Midori's DT apt at broughton/pender yesterday. Ample parking, new building. Greeted by a pretty young girl that indeed looks like 22 and 5'-3". Definitely a spinner; in fact, a bit underweight IMO. Smooth, white skin (and thus the CL photo which shows tanned skin may not be hers). Boobs are C-cup but felt a bit hard so could be bolted-on. Anyways, there's accompanied shower with some teasing before and after the deed. Onto bed, there's some teasing massage which includes grinding my feet against her boobs. This is followed by a short BLS/BBBJ, and then several positions to finish.
Overall, girl aims to please & carries a smile throughout, which makes up for her slight lack of skills (ya that includes BJ skills). There's another girl working at same unit, but Midori doesn't know her name. Perhaps some of you would know. Oh, Midori is likely NOT japanese.
$.6
L: 7
A: 8
S: 6
Repeat: Worth a try, but won't repeat :)
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Ad:
Hello my name is Midori 22 years old 5'3" 109 lbs 34C-24-35 and I am looking for a gentlemen to have a good time with.
I am very pretty and beautiful smooth silky skin very erotic sexy classy....and most importantly I have a great personality to math It! I enjoy what I do I enjoy pleasing a man and making him feel like a men should feel.
Went to new girl Midori's DT apt at broughton/pender yesterday. Ample parking, new building. Greeted by a pretty young girl that indeed looks like 22 and 5'-3". Definitely a spinner; in fact, a bit underweight IMO. Smooth, white skin (and thus the CL photo which shows tanned skin may not be hers). Boobs are C-cup but felt a bit hard so could be bolted-on. Anyways, there's accompanied shower with some teasing before and after the deed. Onto bed, there's some teasing massage which includes grinding my feet against her boobs. This is followed by a short BLS/BBBJ, and then several positions to finish.
Overall, girl aims to please & carries a smile throughout, which makes up for her slight lack of skills (ya that includes BJ skills). There's another girl working at same unit, but Midori doesn't know her name. Perhaps some of you would know. Oh, Midori is likely NOT japanese.
$.6
L: 7
A: 8
S: 6
Repeat: Worth a try, but won't repeat :)
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Ad:
Hello my name is Midori 22 years old 5'3" 109 lbs 34C-24-35 and I am looking for a gentlemen to have a good time with.
I am very pretty and beautiful smooth silky skin very erotic sexy classy....and most importantly I have a great personality to math It! I enjoy what I do I enjoy pleasing a man and making him feel like a men should feel.
Thursday, February 11. 2010
laya sensual playmates W.O.T - Fort Smith Escorts
So a friend of mine calls me up today and asks me If I have ever heard of Sensual Playmates? I said Ya whatever why? So he tells me he called them up this morning and booked a hour with laya. When she showed up she was drunk but he was like whatever its friday night comes with the scene. Anyways they get the money thing out of the way and go to the bedroom where he thinks things will start to get good, and you guessed it WRONG.
He started to realize how drunk she was cause she could hardly speak, and even had a hard time giving head (which sucked cause she kept on using her teeth) ouch! by this time she killed his dick and she was a pusher, ( kept on pushing him out or squeezing him with her thighs so he could only just get the tip of his head in. then on top of that she all of a sudden rolls over goes to her purse, grabs her phone and she makes a call to one of her girlfriends and starts having a conversation with her. like WTF?
So he says forget and gets dressed and she says "are you not happy?" lol what do you think? he then just wants her gone but she is so smashed she cant even get her pants on and he had to do it for her, belt included.
He finally gets her out the door and calls the agency back and their attitude was " oh well we got your money so what?" So needless to say he wasnt happy and he told me about it.
No this was not me cause I learned my lesson and have nothing to do with this kinda stuff anymore, but he didnt want to go threw the whole process of setting up a account to make one post so here I am doing it for him.
Sorry he also said that the pic might be of her but she dont look like that now and she also has a lot of tattoo's which are not in her picture. So end result there you go. I'm out have a nice day
He started to realize how drunk she was cause she could hardly speak, and even had a hard time giving head (which sucked cause she kept on using her teeth) ouch! by this time she killed his dick and she was a pusher, ( kept on pushing him out or squeezing him with her thighs so he could only just get the tip of his head in. then on top of that she all of a sudden rolls over goes to her purse, grabs her phone and she makes a call to one of her girlfriends and starts having a conversation with her. like WTF?
So he says forget and gets dressed and she says "are you not happy?" lol what do you think? he then just wants her gone but she is so smashed she cant even get her pants on and he had to do it for her, belt included.
He finally gets her out the door and calls the agency back and their attitude was " oh well we got your money so what?" So needless to say he wasnt happy and he told me about it.
No this was not me cause I learned my lesson and have nothing to do with this kinda stuff anymore, but he didnt want to go threw the whole process of setting up a account to make one post so here I am doing it for him.
Sorry he also said that the pic might be of her but she dont look like that now and she also has a lot of tattoo's which are not in her picture. So end result there you go. I'm out have a nice day
Wednesday, February 10. 2010
laya sensual playmates W.O.T - Bethesda Escorts
So a friend of mine calls me up today and asks me If I have ever heard of Sensual Playmates? I said Ya whatever why? So he tells me he called them up this morning and booked a hour with laya. When she showed up she was drunk but he was like whatever its friday night comes with the scene. Anyways they get the money thing out of the way and go to the bedroom where he thinks things will start to get good, and you guessed it WRONG.
He started to realize how drunk she was cause she could hardly speak, and even had a hard time giving head (which sucked cause she kept on using her teeth) ouch! by this time she killed his dick and she was a pusher, ( kept on pushing him out or squeezing him with her thighs so he could only just get the tip of his head in. then on top of that she all of a sudden rolls over goes to her purse, grabs her phone and she makes a call to one of her girlfriends and starts having a conversation with her. like WTF?
So he says forget and gets dressed and she says "are you not happy?" lol what do you think? he then just wants her gone but she is so smashed she cant even get her pants on and he had to do it for her, belt included.
He finally gets her out the door and calls the agency back and their attitude was " oh well we got your money so what?" So needless to say he wasnt happy and he told me about it.
No this was not me cause I learned my lesson and have nothing to do with this kinda stuff anymore, but he didnt want to go threw the whole process of setting up a account to make one post so here I am doing it for him.
Sorry he also said that the pic might be of her but she dont look like that now and she also has a lot of tattoo's which are not in her picture. So end result there you go. I'm out have a nice day
He started to realize how drunk she was cause she could hardly speak, and even had a hard time giving head (which sucked cause she kept on using her teeth) ouch! by this time she killed his dick and she was a pusher, ( kept on pushing him out or squeezing him with her thighs so he could only just get the tip of his head in. then on top of that she all of a sudden rolls over goes to her purse, grabs her phone and she makes a call to one of her girlfriends and starts having a conversation with her. like WTF?
So he says forget and gets dressed and she says "are you not happy?" lol what do you think? he then just wants her gone but she is so smashed she cant even get her pants on and he had to do it for her, belt included.
He finally gets her out the door and calls the agency back and their attitude was " oh well we got your money so what?" So needless to say he wasnt happy and he told me about it.
No this was not me cause I learned my lesson and have nothing to do with this kinda stuff anymore, but he didnt want to go threw the whole process of setting up a account to make one post so here I am doing it for him.
Sorry he also said that the pic might be of her but she dont look like that now and she also has a lot of tattoo's which are not in her picture. So end result there you go. I'm out have a nice day
Tuesday, February 9. 2010
Hailey "just visiting" craigslist 1604 W.O.T. - Laredo Escorts
Well thank God I have money to burn cause yet again I got dupped. Called up Hailey from cragslist, asked her how much and she says " 200.00 for the hour" I run her pic threw Tineye and no hits so It's looking good. Well so I thought
19yrs old NOT A CHANCE. more like 25 -27, pic or her maybe when she was 19 but I doubt its her cause the tits arent that big, and the ass and waist aint that small. The face is easy to look at but as for the rest of the body I wouldnt know cause she never got naked. I mean she didnt even take her boots off.
She shows up and I give her the 200.00 bucks and off to my bedroom and she tells me to get naked ( which I had no problem doing) and she proceeds with a o.k. massage. Well wouldnt you know it the phone rings 3 times which of course she answers everytime and 10 mins into the massage she says " so what do you want to do?"
So here we go again and I say " what is this a plus plus?" and she replys " well ya" and I say "well what are my options?"
This is where any chances of a hard on were blown right out of the water. She says to me "well if you want full service its 800.00 bucks but for you I can do it for 600.00" WTF! why didnt you tell me that when I talked to you on the phone? she says " well I am not going to discuss that on the phone, no girl does"
Excuse me but I have never heard of that before, especially those prices!, so then she says its 200.00 for a B.J. and a 100.00 for a H.J. like seriously are THERE ANY GIRLS OUT THERE THAT ACTUALLY PROVIDE WHAT THEY SAY AND DONT HAVE ANY HIDDEN CHARGES" Like seriously.
Long story short yet another waste of time, and money wasted by yet another girl that is giving SP's a bad name.
19yrs old NOT A CHANCE. more like 25 -27, pic or her maybe when she was 19 but I doubt its her cause the tits arent that big, and the ass and waist aint that small. The face is easy to look at but as for the rest of the body I wouldnt know cause she never got naked. I mean she didnt even take her boots off.
She shows up and I give her the 200.00 bucks and off to my bedroom and she tells me to get naked ( which I had no problem doing) and she proceeds with a o.k. massage. Well wouldnt you know it the phone rings 3 times which of course she answers everytime and 10 mins into the massage she says " so what do you want to do?"
So here we go again and I say " what is this a plus plus?" and she replys " well ya" and I say "well what are my options?"
This is where any chances of a hard on were blown right out of the water. She says to me "well if you want full service its 800.00 bucks but for you I can do it for 600.00" WTF! why didnt you tell me that when I talked to you on the phone? she says " well I am not going to discuss that on the phone, no girl does"
Excuse me but I have never heard of that before, especially those prices!, so then she says its 200.00 for a B.J. and a 100.00 for a H.J. like seriously are THERE ANY GIRLS OUT THERE THAT ACTUALLY PROVIDE WHAT THEY SAY AND DONT HAVE ANY HIDDEN CHARGES" Like seriously.
Long story short yet another waste of time, and money wasted by yet another girl that is giving SP's a bad name.
Monday, February 8. 2010
Maki - CL - Review - Augusta Escorts
Decided to TOFTT and the session was pretty disappointing. I went to go see Maki from CL. Ad is as follows:
Hi Guys
I am MAKI 19yers old,5'4" 108 Ib 3524 35 Korean college girl. just in town few days .A very good sexy massage, the most sexy body, and the best b.b.b.j. g.f.e. ..please give me a call ......150/HRS
First off,two girls there...and neither went by the name Maki. Both a pretty decent, but I went with the Korean Jenny, who looks very similar to Maki's picture. Tiny woman...very young...19 or so. Good size tits for her size with nice shape...maybe fake...didnt ask. They look good though...
Usual Korean service...she was very cold in the shower...basically hands off...I clean you...
She gives a hot water BBBJ for 1 or 2 min...which was the best part. Then she mounted me...and started complaining soon after. I switched positions...she complained...I went to kiss her..she said no...then she starting saying I didn't shave etc...I told her I shaved 4 hours ago...my skin was baby smooth. At this point I was getting annoyed and actually lost my erection. After a few more complaints like I have dry hands...which I don't ...I managed to get hard. Tried doggy position...started pounding her really good and stopped so I didn't blow my load. She spun around and said "What is wrong...why you stop?".
Well...DUH! I want high mileage you stupid bitch...(I didn't say this).
At this point I decided I would annoy her and last as long as I could. We switched positions about 4 to 5 times after that...and I finally exploded while pounding her tiny frame with all my 200 pounds crashing down her in with each thrust!
L - 7 (young and tiny Korean, with kind of cute face, decent size tits for frame)
A - 0 - Probably the worst I have ever seen... We are talking over 100 Sps folks. This girl shouldnt be working in this industry IMO. She was cold as soon as the cash was handed over...
S - 4 - She did give a BBBJ with hot water...so I have to give her credit for that...after that, I made the session fun by lasting as long as possible with a stupid constant complaining bitch with a sour look on her face.
Highly not recommended
Hi Guys
I am MAKI 19yers old,5'4" 108 Ib 3524 35 Korean college girl. just in town few days .A very good sexy massage, the most sexy body, and the best b.b.b.j. g.f.e. ..please give me a call ......150/HRS
First off,two girls there...and neither went by the name Maki. Both a pretty decent, but I went with the Korean Jenny, who looks very similar to Maki's picture. Tiny woman...very young...19 or so. Good size tits for her size with nice shape...maybe fake...didnt ask. They look good though...
Usual Korean service...she was very cold in the shower...basically hands off...I clean you...
She gives a hot water BBBJ for 1 or 2 min...which was the best part. Then she mounted me...and started complaining soon after. I switched positions...she complained...I went to kiss her..she said no...then she starting saying I didn't shave etc...I told her I shaved 4 hours ago...my skin was baby smooth. At this point I was getting annoyed and actually lost my erection. After a few more complaints like I have dry hands...which I don't ...I managed to get hard. Tried doggy position...started pounding her really good and stopped so I didn't blow my load. She spun around and said "What is wrong...why you stop?".
Well...DUH! I want high mileage you stupid bitch...(I didn't say this).
At this point I decided I would annoy her and last as long as I could. We switched positions about 4 to 5 times after that...and I finally exploded while pounding her tiny frame with all my 200 pounds crashing down her in with each thrust!
L - 7 (young and tiny Korean, with kind of cute face, decent size tits for frame)
A - 0 - Probably the worst I have ever seen... We are talking over 100 Sps folks. This girl shouldnt be working in this industry IMO. She was cold as soon as the cash was handed over...
S - 4 - She did give a BBBJ with hot water...so I have to give her credit for that...after that, I made the session fun by lasting as long as possible with a stupid constant complaining bitch with a sour look on her face.
Highly not recommended
Sunday, February 7. 2010
Mikko Bait and Switch from Mai Mai CL 6882 - Atlanta Escorts
CL 6883 Mikko
Called and chatted with Mai Mai . Based on the conversation and positive reviews I made an appointment to visit.
Location is in a condo Atlanta Nelson and Richards.
Was to call when I arrived no answer. Tried again answering machine. Decided to call it a day and left. Mai called back 5 minutes later and I decided to turn around and head back first mistake!
Went up to the suite- Mai was finishing up with a client so she had me sit at the table out of view while the previous customer left. I found the whole thing very awkward and should have walked out second mistake!
Sitting at the table with me playing computer games was another latetwenties/ early thirties lady. She seemed to be recovering from a cold and was just out of it. She made no attempt to converse and I gave up after a few attempts.
5 mins later Mae comes back and lo and behold I am being led to the room by M/s sullen. Obviously a bait and Switch mistake #3!
Since I was there already, thinking with the little head I went on with the session. The lowlights were:
Solo shower, CBJ (yes covered),Lame massage ,Single shot on goal and solo shower to finish.
Mikko (Nikko) was from China, approx 53, slim, maybe a 32A or B, flat butt and reasonably attractive.
The highlight of my visit was leaving the apartment.
Called and chatted with Mai Mai . Based on the conversation and positive reviews I made an appointment to visit.
Location is in a condo Atlanta Nelson and Richards.
Was to call when I arrived no answer. Tried again answering machine. Decided to call it a day and left. Mai called back 5 minutes later and I decided to turn around and head back first mistake!
Went up to the suite- Mai was finishing up with a client so she had me sit at the table out of view while the previous customer left. I found the whole thing very awkward and should have walked out second mistake!
Sitting at the table with me playing computer games was another latetwenties/ early thirties lady. She seemed to be recovering from a cold and was just out of it. She made no attempt to converse and I gave up after a few attempts.
5 mins later Mae comes back and lo and behold I am being led to the room by M/s sullen. Obviously a bait and Switch mistake #3!
Since I was there already, thinking with the little head I went on with the session. The lowlights were:
Solo shower, CBJ (yes covered),Lame massage ,Single shot on goal and solo shower to finish.
Mikko (Nikko) was from China, approx 53, slim, maybe a 32A or B, flat butt and reasonably attractive.
The highlight of my visit was leaving the apartment.
Saturday, February 6. 2010
Megumi CL - Tallahassee Escorts
Gentelam,
Here it goes..Met up with Megumi at her place near Hornby and Nelson today. The moment the door opened she was wearing a sexy tight dress. She looked Korean to me even thou i am not asian. anyhow that did not bother me.
We went to the room took care of business. She appears to be a nice girl. I am glad that some had a good time. But i did not enjoy my time at all. I am very honest and i hope people here on this board don't take it the wrong way.
We had a shower together before going back into the room. Started with a massage which was OK, nothing special. Than proceed to a so so BBBJ. After a couple minutes put the hat on and was top off. Once on top of me i noticed she is not moving around. Very mechanical within a minute she asked if we can change position i said ok. Doggy again 1 minute she asked to change...At that point i lost all pleasure there is. I ask her what the problem is she says my dick is way to big.
Lol...I mean i know mine is not small but mine is defenatly not the biggest out there. I was told by many others that it is avarge.
Anyhow at that point we had to stop because obviously it wasnt working. YES guys i did not even cum...this has never happened to be before.
therefore i will rate her as follows
L.7
A.6
S.2
To me she was a waist off time...Pooners save your money and go elsewhere there is better asian Sps out there that are better.
p.s. yes she did have a nice ass but what for when your service sucks. Again i am glad that some others had a better time but not me
Here it goes..Met up with Megumi at her place near Hornby and Nelson today. The moment the door opened she was wearing a sexy tight dress. She looked Korean to me even thou i am not asian. anyhow that did not bother me.
We went to the room took care of business. She appears to be a nice girl. I am glad that some had a good time. But i did not enjoy my time at all. I am very honest and i hope people here on this board don't take it the wrong way.
We had a shower together before going back into the room. Started with a massage which was OK, nothing special. Than proceed to a so so BBBJ. After a couple minutes put the hat on and was top off. Once on top of me i noticed she is not moving around. Very mechanical within a minute she asked if we can change position i said ok. Doggy again 1 minute she asked to change...At that point i lost all pleasure there is. I ask her what the problem is she says my dick is way to big.
Lol...I mean i know mine is not small but mine is defenatly not the biggest out there. I was told by many others that it is avarge.
Anyhow at that point we had to stop because obviously it wasnt working. YES guys i did not even cum...this has never happened to be before.
therefore i will rate her as follows
L.7
A.6
S.2
To me she was a waist off time...Pooners save your money and go elsewhere there is better asian Sps out there that are better.
p.s. yes she did have a nice ass but what for when your service sucks. Again i am glad that some others had a better time but not me
Friday, February 5. 2010
Tara the Hottest Chinadoll - CL 0688 - Cleveland Escorts
A while back I was cruising CL, looking for a sexy Asian, non kgirl, when I came across Tara’s CL ad (digits end in 0688 ). Her picture looked hot as hell, so I figured I would give her a shout.
I met her at her place in Yaletown and was greeted by a Chinese goddess. She was wearing these fuck-me boots that went all the way up to her knees, a black garter, with black lace panties and bra. Needless to say, I was speechless, she was gorgeous. Her CL picture was accurate, plus she had a beautiful face, with long dark hair and beautiful big brown eyes. She’s got a wicked spinner body, with a great ass and a great pair of tits (probably C’s - bolt on's).
She greeted me at the door and took me in to the living room. There, she sat down on my lap and we talked for a bit, the whole time she was grinding herself on my cock and caressing my neck and head with her hand. I was pretty much rock hard from the start, so asked if I could grab a quick shower and get right down to business. I showered up and hurried back in to the bedroom, where she was waiting for me on the bed all splayed out on her back, purring like a kitten. She held up her booted leg and asked me to help her pull it off. Of course, I obliged her and then I kissed my way up her toned legs and thighs, to her panties. I kissed all around them before, pulling them down, exposing an amazing shaved pussy. Straight away, I went right to work on it, as daty is about my favorite thing in the world. She absolutely loved me licking her, and was moaning and gyrating non-stop until she had an orgasm and begged me to stop. I rolled over on to my back, where she thanked me for the orgasm and started kissing me. On went the hat for a great CBJ, including some deep throat, wowza! While the BJ was going on, I could see her tight ass bobbing about in the mirrors and couldn’t wait any longer to get inside her. I stood up and slipped my cock in to her doggy style, and started pounding her hard, when she started screaming “fuck me, yeah, harder, harder, just like that…,” and I nearly blew my load. It was amazing, she's very vocal. I flipped her over and fucked her in missionary like a crazy man, until she came, followed by me shortly thereafter. I rolled over on to my back and was like holy crap that was hot. We relaxed, chatted and cuddled in bed for a bit, before I showered up and left.
All in all, it was an amazing experience. Her place was clean and comfortable. She’s hot, very personable and funny, with a great attitude and spectacular service. She’s Canadian born, so her English is fine. Damage was $$.5 for the hour, but I left her a nice tip because everything was so amazing. I’ve since repeated several times and will continue to do so, she's a great girl.
Enjoy!
I met her at her place in Yaletown and was greeted by a Chinese goddess. She was wearing these fuck-me boots that went all the way up to her knees, a black garter, with black lace panties and bra. Needless to say, I was speechless, she was gorgeous. Her CL picture was accurate, plus she had a beautiful face, with long dark hair and beautiful big brown eyes. She’s got a wicked spinner body, with a great ass and a great pair of tits (probably C’s - bolt on's).
She greeted me at the door and took me in to the living room. There, she sat down on my lap and we talked for a bit, the whole time she was grinding herself on my cock and caressing my neck and head with her hand. I was pretty much rock hard from the start, so asked if I could grab a quick shower and get right down to business. I showered up and hurried back in to the bedroom, where she was waiting for me on the bed all splayed out on her back, purring like a kitten. She held up her booted leg and asked me to help her pull it off. Of course, I obliged her and then I kissed my way up her toned legs and thighs, to her panties. I kissed all around them before, pulling them down, exposing an amazing shaved pussy. Straight away, I went right to work on it, as daty is about my favorite thing in the world. She absolutely loved me licking her, and was moaning and gyrating non-stop until she had an orgasm and begged me to stop. I rolled over on to my back, where she thanked me for the orgasm and started kissing me. On went the hat for a great CBJ, including some deep throat, wowza! While the BJ was going on, I could see her tight ass bobbing about in the mirrors and couldn’t wait any longer to get inside her. I stood up and slipped my cock in to her doggy style, and started pounding her hard, when she started screaming “fuck me, yeah, harder, harder, just like that…,” and I nearly blew my load. It was amazing, she's very vocal. I flipped her over and fucked her in missionary like a crazy man, until she came, followed by me shortly thereafter. I rolled over on to my back and was like holy crap that was hot. We relaxed, chatted and cuddled in bed for a bit, before I showered up and left.
All in all, it was an amazing experience. Her place was clean and comfortable. She’s hot, very personable and funny, with a great attitude and spectacular service. She’s Canadian born, so her English is fine. Damage was $$.5 for the hour, but I left her a nice tip because everything was so amazing. I’ve since repeated several times and will continue to do so, she's a great girl.
Enjoy!
Thursday, February 4. 2010
Blacklisted but still giving out the reviews - Bozeman Escorts
Im pretty sure i've been blacklisted for wasting some 19 year old brunette's time Bozeman...
but i'll give some reviews anyway
Saw a chick that advertises as Eurogirl out in coquitlam...
now i've seen her twice. once back in feb and once the other day. Crack has done a total number on her. She's seems like a nice girl. but she's fucked up.
number ends in 6894...
bj was actually excellent, i like the way she plays with my balls....
looks: 5
service 8
picture is accurate as of feb. now it's completely out of date... she doesnt look like anything in the photo. but she did back in feb.
repeat not a chance
2856... port moody
description seems about right...
except that there is no way she is only 130 lbs. more like 190 at least
she's nicely tanned
looks 6
service 4
attitude 3
cbj (always a must for me), then doggy... little to no interaction verbally...
kinda strange.
repeat nope
Sandy Bozeman.
only advertises during the day
Price of admission was reasonable.
Looks better than expected
Service 9
Attitude 9
pretty impressive lady... actually enjoys what she's doing. would repeat. but can't seem to find her ad very often
repeat yes
Some check out in abby whose number ends in dick
wicked and strange experience
followed her driver to multiple hotels where they were rejected
eventually went back to her apartment and got the cowgirl ride of my life
Looks 8
Attittude 7
Service 9
repeat.. cant find her but yes
hmm and there is one gem out there i'm not prepared to share at this moment. rarely advertises. east of north road.
Looks 9
Attitude 9
Service 9
age 21 :) pictures accurate
if your smart you can figure out the rest.
repeat yes
So anyone going to let me know if i'm on the blacklist? haha
but i'll give some reviews anyway
Saw a chick that advertises as Eurogirl out in coquitlam...
now i've seen her twice. once back in feb and once the other day. Crack has done a total number on her. She's seems like a nice girl. but she's fucked up.
number ends in 6894...
bj was actually excellent, i like the way she plays with my balls....
looks: 5
service 8
picture is accurate as of feb. now it's completely out of date... she doesnt look like anything in the photo. but she did back in feb.
repeat not a chance
2856... port moody
description seems about right...
except that there is no way she is only 130 lbs. more like 190 at least
she's nicely tanned
looks 6
service 4
attitude 3
cbj (always a must for me), then doggy... little to no interaction verbally...
kinda strange.
repeat nope
Sandy Bozeman.
only advertises during the day
Price of admission was reasonable.
Looks better than expected
Service 9
Attitude 9
pretty impressive lady... actually enjoys what she's doing. would repeat. but can't seem to find her ad very often
repeat yes
Some check out in abby whose number ends in dick
wicked and strange experience
followed her driver to multiple hotels where they were rejected
eventually went back to her apartment and got the cowgirl ride of my life
Looks 8
Attittude 7
Service 9
repeat.. cant find her but yes
hmm and there is one gem out there i'm not prepared to share at this moment. rarely advertises. east of north road.
Looks 9
Attitude 9
Service 9
age 21 :) pictures accurate
if your smart you can figure out the rest.
repeat yes
So anyone going to let me know if i'm on the blacklist? haha
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