I've seen Britney Bangs (CL 7351) twice now, the last time was a few weeks ago. She has an incall in a beautiful condo Rochester Rochester. She met me at the door with some passionate DFK. Cute girl-next-door looks with an ass to die for. I was in heaven!

I was running short on time so I chose the 15 minute special for $130, but even with a quickie, this girl is all about service. Hot accompanied shower followed by a BBBJ (and this girl can really deep throat!) I almost lost it a couple times during the BBBJ, but I had to ask her to give me a break so we could get on to the main event.

I'm an ass-man, no two ways about it, so I always choose reverse cowboy or doggie for positions. Britney was very accommodating, assuming the position for some doggie while I squeezed that gorgeous ass. Couldn't last long, but it was supposed to be a quickie. ;)

We chatted after for a few minutes while I got dressed. Bubbly personality and very down to earth. She said she worked at Carman Fox last summer, but I can't remember now which Fox she was. I don't think she worked there long.

So to recap: nice girl, great ass, solid service. My only complaint is she doesn't have a full bed in her bedroom. It's kind of a futon / chaise thing, so not very comfortable if you prefer missionary or other laying down positions. I didn't care that much because I just wanted to see that ass in the air. And today I noticed she has a greek special so apparently now I need to go back to revisit it.

Being an older gentleman, when I am in the mood, I will check out the latest Craigslist ads to see if there is anything new. I came across an ad that you can find using the search words “BBW sisters” for two sisters who advertise as both in their early 50s, offering a good time. Intrigued, I decided to contact them via e-mail.
The date was set, and yesterday I had a most enjoyable experience. I knew I was in for it when I heard giggling even before I knocked on the door. These two ladies were very welcoming, and appeared genuinely happy to see me. They both proceeded to give me welcoming kisses followed by my undressing, one from the front and one from the back. Their joviality was infectious and the activities began. I am not one to provide intimate details, suffice it to say, it is an experience to be providing DATY on one woman, while the other is doing the same to you. My equipment doesn’t always cooperate, but S*** managed to get me off in a most enjoyable BJ. Tits are large and soft, and both of their attitudes are first rate.
They are also lingerie models in their spare time, and love to prance around in outfits. They are both BBWs as advertised, but not overly so, and in any event it is the attitude and service that become more important. I thoroughly enjoyed myself, and will definitely repeat as it is $200 well spent.

I'm not sure if this is in the right space,as it's not a review but does provide information.

This cindy is NOT to be confused with Cindy4768 who I recently reviewed(she's fine)

The CL ad shows a lady with great D cups,22 yrs old,nr Joyce stn.

Well,the part about nr. Joyce stn. is true, but that is all.

After arriving at the bldg, on Vanness,I was let in by a lady who said she was Cindy.

All I can say is Cindy went from D cup to being a small B,and I'm being generous.

She also aged from 22 to 37 or 38, and, again, I'm being generous.

When I showed her the pic in the ad she started saying something in
Chinese,which I had no idea,but it looked like she was miming a breast-reduction.

I'd say D to B is a red'n.As I was putting my shoes back on she called somebody
I guess the ph lady&I assume was telling her I wasn't staying.

Now, I'm not so naive as to think the ads on CL are not without "exaggeration"
but this was blatant!About twice the age and a quarter of the breast size!

I would be amazed if ANYBODY would stay for a session.

Again,I hope this an appropriate spot for this, as I want to warn others not to
waste their time.

Just when you thought that Helena was dead… a miracle occurred!

Okay let me explain.

I was on my way home using Helena as the route of choice. D’yall remember how many girls used to work on K-way? :p

Remember there were some lookers… and some not so good lookers?

The good old days of just a few years ago.

Then Helena seemed to shut down. Sure there were and still are a few girls scattered here and there but for the most part, nothing to speak of.

So… there I was driving along not expecting to see anyone worthy of even turning my head for when suddenly I saw her. :eek:

Naw… no way. Couldn’t be… not someone who looked like THAT! She was tall… dark hair… a reeeeeeeeeeeaally pretty face and legs… like let me tell you… these legs went on forever.

So my car went into autopilot… it had a mind of its own and it circled the block by itself. I can swear I had NOTHING to do with it. There she was again… longish hair… longer legs… short skirt and a face to stop traffic.

Helena?? NOWADAYS?? I thought suspiciously that it must be LE… so I watched… and sure enough… this girl was for real.

So after a long dry spell… (saving money btw!!) I decided to venture out and see what she was about.

On the corner of Helena and I have no idea what the cross street is, but it’s two blocks west of Boundary… on a corner… standing there… and me… meekly approaching (hey… I hadn’t done it for a while… I was outta touch!!).

Friendly? Oh yah. No long conversations… but definitely not someone with attitude.

Looks? Like I know the rating system is UP to 10. I will go 12. Of course you may love a different look… but lemme tell you… she is a 12.

So now y’all wanna know the stuff, right?

Okay before I do this let me say that I rarely have reported on my escapades. Why? Not sure… but it’s like I OWE you all one so here goes.

We chatted… and she sat in my car. Then we drove off to this hotel where we came to an agreement so to speak.

Then… (gulp!) those eyes looked into mine… and well, who needs Viagra? I am old enough to consider that stuff… but this lady is the cure for all that ails ya!

She kinda nudged me down on the bed… (which was good because I was kind of paralyzed now)… and while looking in my eyes, undid my belt. Then the tug on the buckle… the yank… then the zipper… and well, gulp…

Then before I knew what was happening… she was caressing my body… and geez…

Meanwhile somehow she lost her clothes and there standing before me was perfection unlimited. I mean… WOW!

She was groomed meticulously. Her cologne was amazing. As sparkling as if she just walked out of the shower.

And the next thing I knew my eyeballs were rolling near the back of my head.

Yes she slipped a condom on and started doing magical things. With normal girls it would be called a CBJ. With her… there has to be a new name for it.

Then (YES!! Without VIAGRA!!) I was involved in a very non-missionary missionary- happening that I hadn’t felt for years.

Fellow Perbies… let me tell ya… this lady is aaa-mazing.

Looks : 12
Attitude: 10 (only because that IS the highest number!)
Service: 1,000,000,000,000 etc.

Would I repeat?

Duh?!

Now, treat her nice, K??

I did cruise by again the next night… (again… it’s my car’s fault… honest). She was outside the Cassandra Hotel, but alas… my wallet and this recession didn’t permit a second opportunity. But the time will come.

Oh yeah, rates… right??

I think I remember her telling me it was $$ for 30 and $$$ for 60. Now… I would normally roll my eyes at that and waddle back from whence I came when hearing those figures, especially on K-way. But well, geez… OK I confess… I got weak-kneed and thought… sure… ok… 30 mins.

YMMV… but as far as I am concerned… in all the years I have been around… I have never ever met anyone who compared. :D

Her name is Taija. (yes I got her to spell it for me!)

Helena… who wudda figured?