This is the one review I haven't been looking forward to writing! I want to be fair in my assessment and at the same time not say anything that would be hurtful. Not an easy task.

I had 2 or 3 ladies from Vic2Van on my list and had called a couple of times to no avail. My first choice was always Ying but I could not seem to match my time to her availability. I called late on Thursday and finally decided to see Hailey that night for a late appt. If memory serves me correctly it was @ 11:00 pm. I tentatively booked for an hour. I had originally seen Hailey on SU's site and thought her pics were interesting but info on her seemed a little sketchy. Some old stuff from VE and some under a different spelling. In hind site I probably should have tried to find out some more info on her but by this point in compiling my list I was starting to feel a little like a pain in the ass on the boards. Hell I'd been asking for info for 2 to 3 months by this time.

Anyway I called back before my appt and got the address (very close to my hotel which I really liked) and buzzer#. I had some time so I took a walk around Yaletown for awhile and past the building. After a loop around by Madam Cleo's and back it was about time. I showed a few minutes early (a bad habit I have developed over the years LOL) and Hailey buzzed me in. When she opened the door My first reaction was OK this is the lady from the pics (enough of her face was revealed in the photos to make a good comparison to) not great but not bad. She was in her bare feet so the height thing was good. Shorter which I like (tall women intimidate me LOL). She was wearing this one piece thing, I don't know what it was, but I couldn't get a good feel for what her body looked like.

This is where it started to get a little strange. I can't even remember how it got started but the topic went to the rate and I started to hand it to her and I believe I asked her about extras mentioned on the website. Well she said we could go for an hour @ $$.5 or extend to 1.5 hours at a discounted rate. Ok now this is not exactly the info I was looking for when I asked about extras but what the fuck, go with the flow. I told her sure I wouldn't mind extending for a longer time (I really prefer longer sessions since a little less than an hour is usually the time it takes for 1 shot so this would give me time for a second). She got her phone and called somebody, V2V I assume and asked how much it would be to extend to 1.5 hours. She hung up and said the discounted rate for 1.5 hours would be $$$$. I assume your thinking the same thing I was, That isn't much of a fucking discount (must have been the we saw you coming sucker rate).I kinda chuckled to myself but the last thing I wanted to do was stand there and squabble about money. In my mind that would almost guarantee a bad session plus it just isn't my style. I am also a sucker when it comes to women, I just can't say no to them especially when it comes to financial things. So I fork over 4 bills to her and was ready to get down to business.

Up to this point we were in the main room of the incall location and I was impressed, until we got to the bedroom. Now the main room was very nice and tastefully decorated but when we got to the bedroom it was a little warm and WTF the mattress was on the floor. Jesus Christ put the friggin thing up on a frame, maybe even a headboard or something would be nice, just get the goddamn thing off the floor (sorry about that little rant). I started to get undressed and Hailey came back in the room and started to unwrap herself. Now here is where I want to be careful because I know looks are such a subjective thing but I thought to myself, as she got undressed that her pics were not accurate. Hailey is not a BBW but she wasn't as tight as I would have thought from her pics on the website. Definitely not a spinner. We laid down on the bed and Hailey asked me what I liked to which I responded with my usual , that I kinda liked women to take the lead and I liked to just go with the flow, and see where it lead. Well she just laid there after that and I guessed I was going to have to give direction.

This was not a good start for me since what I really like is for a woman especially a SP to look for and find what really trips my trigger, not a very difficult task considering I get turned on when the wind blows. I initiated a little light kissing and massaged her tits a little. I asked her for a massage and she jumped up to get some oil or lotion or whatever the fuck it was (it was sticky is all I know). As I have said before I love massages but this one was bad even by my standards which are pretty low. More of a sticky rub down. Ok enough of that so I flipped over and Hailey laid next to me and well, she just laid next to me......... nothing. I guess I'll add this here, I do tend to wear my emotions on my sleeve at times and maybe she sensed my disappointment, or maybe she was just repulsed by my appearance or something but this was not going well at all. She was not only unwilling to take the lead, she seemed very unresponsive to me. I laid there for a couple of minutes and talked about something. I was just trying to get her to laugh and loosen up a little. I got her to laugh some and thought it would be a good time to go for a BJ. She got the cover and stroked me for a bit and lo and behold Woody made an appearance. See I said it wouldn't be that difficult. On went the cover and and she proceeded with a fairly good CBJ. Again my standards might not be all that high. After all the worst BJ I ever had was wonderful LOL. After a relatively short time I asked her to lay back and started with some mish. Not my favorite starting position but given the circumstances I figured this would be the best way to proceed. All was going ok I guess, she moaned a little (not very believable) and for the most part just laid there, when I asked her to roll over and tried doggy for a bit. Still ok when we switched to spooning and it just got bad at this point. Spooning requires that the other party kinda grinds back a little, at least if it is going to be worth a shit. It was like every time I zigged she zagged A little like two bumper cars caught in the corner unable to get out. This is when Woody went out on strike never to return. Haily did try to revive old Woody but he wasn't having any of it. She suggested trying to finish with a HJ but really I didn't fly 3,000 miles for a HJ and it was never going to happen anyway.

I tried to be gracious, I think I attempted to take the blame but at this point I was ready to bail. I did jump in the shower to get the sticky shit off of me. I got out of the shower got dressed and tried to make a graceful exit. I don't really remember what exactly was said but we did give each other a little hug and a peck at the door and I was outta there. Somewhat relieved that it was over with. I think the time was about an hour not really sure.


In Short:

Attitude: Now I understand this has got to be a pretty tough job bordering on downright shitty at times but I really got the impression that Hailey was not cut out at all for this. She was friendly and did laugh a little but she seemed really uncomfortable. I would like to think it wasn't me as I try to always be respectful and really try my hardest to keep the mood light and funny.

Service: I think I've already said enough

Looks: Not really my cup of tee but she was attractive


Man am I ever glad that is over. I almost didn't wright this review but finally decided if I was going to do the good ones I owed the board to do this one.