searching for someone new and good to try and came across this ad:

http://Elkhart.craigslist.org/ers/401188405.html

25 years old, 5'5", 120Ibs, 36D-26-36. I am very open-minded brunette with pretty face.

I offer erotic sensual massage and more. Discreet, private location in Kitsilano, very close to D-town (5 min to drive).

Please call 604-669-5458. Parking, SARA.

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Shes located out at the green monster building off the burrard street bridge.

She has a really high pitched voice on the phone and seems kind of nice. Told me she wasn't immediately available, so I made an appointment for an hour and a half later.

Bummed around for a bit and then called back at he time. Seems like she totally forgot and asked me to come back half an hour. Wasn't too please and told her I'd call her another day, and she negotiates for 10 minutes. Seeing as how I made the trip out there, I agreed.

Rang her number in ten and went up to her suite. The entire building is pretty sketchy and some of the tenants didn't seem so cool either. Meandered my way down a hallway until I got to her door. Knocked several times while I heard her rampaging around inside.

Finally she opened the door and let me in. The place is really tiny and not entirely clean looking. Lights were turned down low and I couldn't really get a look at her. But again she seemed nice and walked me to the room. In there, I took a good look at her and decided I couldn't go through with it.

There wasn't anything particularly "bad" about her, but the pic in CL is clearly pro and not her. Shes a touch on the heavy side but has a large chest as she claims. Face is kind looking, but a bit older - not a hot 25 year old I imagined from the picture. Combine all that with my unease and feeling of personal danger from the place, my choice was clear.

On the way out, she asked me for "something for counseling". I quickly left and she slammed the door behind me.

L 5
A CRAZY
S DNF

$.8

pass on this one boys