Hi guys,

It's been a long time since my last confession...

I sinned a few times in 07. I pooned. I read your reviews. I searched craigslist. I am smiling. It is all because of you guys! I owe you guys. Isn't it funny that I feel more guilt that I have not contributed to you guys when I should be feeling guilty for cheating on my wife? I guess that my life with the wife in necessary for my survival, but, it is this hobby that makes my life worth surviving for!

Anyone who knows me (from past reviews) knows I am searching for the two things. The two things that I cannot get at home.

1. - I am on the poon for a (life altering, weak knee, body shaking, asleep in 2 minutes) Deep Throat Blow Job! No condom, a full swallow & all the way down! I have had some good blow jobs in 07, but sadly, not "the Best"... yet.

...and 2. - I am on the poon for a (slammin, crammin, bend you over the kitchen table) Greek Dream. Anal sex that is so tight and hot I may never go back to pussy again? Is there such an ass out there, I wonder? I have tried a few, but (so far) nothing amazing to report.

This is my fantasy...my goal...my quest. And you guys are helping me reach for my dream. You are keeping me out of jail & out of divorce court. For this I thank you. To show my appreciation, I will share with you, the adventures of my year in pooning.

In no particular order:

Sioux City's Jewel -

Nice girl. Very friendly. Gets to business right away. Was wearing a sheer long nighty at the door. I can't remember exactly but I think it was about $.2 for a 1/2hr. A really good BBBJ is a nice way to break the ice. She says anything I want I can have - very nice. I want your ass! Unfortunately the ass is a little too big and wood is lost. I return to the great BBBJ and wood is restored. I am feeling much better and I cum in her mouth. I don't know about you guys but when I cum I need a few post orgasmic shooting strokes to finish me off or else I feel like my orgasm gets cut short! She catches the cum but does not swallow. She remains in a holding pattern until the shooting stops & then turns & bolts to the bathroom for a spit. The only trouble is she breaks & runs to the bathroom too quick! Felt like I only had 1/2 an orgasm! I looked over at the night stand while tring to enjoy the post 1/2 orgasm relaxing stretch and notice a pile of face cloths. No big deal, but, visions of a assembly line of pooners went through my mind. So many she needs to be stocked 20 face cloths high! hhhmmm? She is a little too big for me anyway so I will not repeat.
Contact was though PM on Perb (Juliebug).

Caress in Poco -

Older Lady. At least mid fifties. In good shape. Fake rack. No kissing but BBBJ with CIM is just fine! She (kind of) dictates the session. I am not a very aggressive person, I go with the flow. I hate being told "NO" (puts me in a negative mood) so I won't ask something unless I get a positive vibe or unless it is offered. I think the donation was around $.6. I have not gone back because I did not like that I was given very little oportunity for input into our session, and, I did not like the wig. I like to hold & play with hair when I am getting a BJ and I did not want to touch hers. I prefer standing (and holding hair) but she had the bed (with a protective towel) all setup when I arrived. Digits while laying there were allowed and there would have been more menu items, but no Greek, so I stuck with the BJ. If she was cheaper I might return for a quick release once in a while (because the BJ was pretty good) but the hair and the whole ambiance of the sessions has kept me from returning.
Contact was through phone AD in Buy & Sell titled "Caress Now in Poco"

Cutes in Maple Ridge -

This girl had to be living at her parents house. Appointment was during the day. Around the side of the house & up the back stairs; down the hallway to a small bedroom (not the master bedroom). A small single bed, desk & computer. I was so excited. It was like sneaking over to my girlfriends house during lunch from school. I think I paid $.2 or $.4 - I can't remember. She has no skills what-so-ever! She was shy and quiet. No problem though, she took me in her mouth (BB) and tried her best. She swallowed like a champ, smiled & hugged me goodbye. I did try and get ahold of her later and never got a response back. If she ever got her own place I don't think it would be the same. She is a little chubby maybe 140 - 150lbs on about a 5'5" frame. I am terrible a guessing age but I would say somewhere between 18 and 25? It was the atmosphere that made this encounter fun, eciting and made me want to go back for more, even though the sex was mediocre.
Contact was through PM on perb ("cutes", but I think she is gone now)

Kimberly Sioux City Soccer Mom -

She does smoke. I have heard that alot of pooners don't like the smoke smell but it does not bother me - my wife still smokes! She says the she does not want it to be known that she offeres BBBJ. I always have a fresh shave & shower before I poon. I am always polite & try to treat my encounter like a first date rather than a business meeting. I got a faily decent BBBJ from her before some Mish & Doggie to finish. I paid $.8 for the 1/2hr. She definately does not have Greek on her menu (says her & boyfriend are practicing). I called her (for a second date) and asked ahead of time for BBBJ (only this time) with CIM and she said she would accomodate me but I really do think this is a "YMMV" situation, and maybe because I was a repeat? She is a nice girl and in good shape and looks good for her age. She advertises herself as a "Milf" and I think she fits that discription fairly well. If I were to get a BBBJ with CIM for $.5 or less I would repeat with her for sure. Or, if she added Greek to her menu I would like to try that because she is closer to the body type that i like - not a spinner but not over 140lbs. either!
Contact was by phone though Craigslist (search Soccer Mom)

(in Sioux City) Cherry & Joey Duo -

A duo for $$.4... how can I pass that up? I called and talked with a guy. He said to go to this address and wait in the lobby and one of the girls will meet me and take me upstairs. One pooner was on his way out as I am going in. Two girls and me in the shower - the dream begins. Very friendly girls. Did I get a couple of cheery bubbly girls because it was early and they were fresh and full of energy? Would you get the same treatment as me if you showed up after midnight? I don't know but I had a great time! Picture one girl giving me a BBBJ another smooching my chest while I have two hands full of pussy at the time I get a great CIM finish. Reasonable massage, shower after, lots of hugs & kisses. The only downer was I wanted both mouths on my shaft at the same time but they don't do that and no Rimmer. I had the Rimmers a couple of times at MUN MUN's & loved them. I was kind of hoping to get one here but, it was not to be. They (kind of) take turns (with the BBBJ) and even wipe me off before the next girl starts a suckin'. The girls are not interactive & I did not ask for any other (possible) menu items. It was my first Duo and I was happy with what I had. One of the girls was chunky & one had the (typical) slender asian girl figure (B cup 105 to 110lb range). I can't remember which one was Joey & which one was Cherry? If I repeat I will go with only one and see what else might be one the menu? If I search Joey & Cherry on Craigs I get two different numbers now? Cherry is working with a girl named "Yuki" now, so I don't know if the number for Cherry or the number for Joey is the place I went?
Contact was through Craigslist

Lebanese Tasha in Coquitlam -

I read a decent review of Tasha and wanted to see her. Review said she has BBBJ & Greek on her menu - you know those two menu items perks my interest! She only does outcall but, at times, gets a Hotel room for incalls. I had to wait until I had an available day & that she had an incall location. I was very excitied. She sounded nice on the phone. She was on time. She is friendly. She tries really hard to please. She gave best rimmer of anyone I have ever had! She is the first SP I have met that opted for cowgirl (without me asking) to get things started. She is also the ONLY SP I have ever been with to try an encourage a second shot on goal!! Alot of pooners talk about MSOG but I very rarely hear of them being initiated by the SP herself! One 'bad' is that she was the same as Sioux City's Jewel with the "Run and Spit". She has me cumming in her mouth & I am (almost) in heaven when she pulls away and runs to spit before I am finished my orgasm! The other 'bad' was the Greek. Again (similar to Sioux City's Jewel) the trunk diameter is just too large for my liking and I could not maintain wood. It was very disappointing! I try my best with BBW SP's but my sexual excitement level drops when I see (and feel) fat rolls, cellulite, or droppy boobs. As long as you don't mind a few extra pounds, Tasha is great!
Contact was by e-mail from craiglist (I think she will be away for awhile soon?)

Exotic Angel in Abbotsford -

I have seen her twice when she was in Maple Ridge. $.2 for the 1/2hr but she really did not keep track of the time. She is another one that does not want to advertise a BBBJ but she did for me. I liked that while I was laying there getting my BBBJ she says that I can put my hands anywhere I like. She says that Greek is on her menu but in two trips to see her I have yet to get a greek trip? She is a little bigger than I like but her skin is tight and not flabby. I don't notice fat rolls or sagging so my wood stays strong with her. I read some unfavorable reviews saying that she was rushing pooners a bit and acting cold & disconnected. That wasn't my experience; quite the opposite for me actually. Mind you it was almost a year ago I saw her, maybe she has changed?
contact through craigs or Girl Directory under (Exotic Angel)

Shemale Burrard St Bridge -

I know what your thinking, but here it goes. I wanted some ass, and, what better place (to find it) than with someone who doesn't have a pussy, I thought? This would have to be someone experienced in taking up the ass in style? She has boobs, is skinny & allows a little ass tearing! Just don't think that this is a guy who has had a couple of silicone injections and I'll be "o.k.", I thought? I used to see advertisements for this person on Euros but it is down now. I have also seen her/him advertise on Sioux Cityxxxdirect but that site is down as well. A small asian shemale located in a complex on the north side of the Burrard bridge. This has to have been the worst pooning experience of my life! I have never felt so disconnected from another human being! He/She (while in the middle of an average and boring CBJ) took my cock out of it's mouth to answer the phone! I can't remember He/She's name, I can't remember how much I paid. Maybe that is a good sign that I am slowly erasing that experience from memory? I could not gain enough firm wood to even try and insert - hows that! An ass man like me and I have a small tight ass bent over, waiting for me, & no wood! What a disappointment.
Contact was by phone (AD on Euros is gone now)


That is all I can remember from this past year. Hope you enjoyed the read. Again, thank you all for your great reviews and advice. Please understand that this is a review board and that reviews (especially mine) are subjective.

Merry Christmas guys... take care