Ah, I had a funny experience with an SW a few months ago that I just had to share.

Well, I was cruising Bismarck, right by the BC Lions practice arena, and I was having absolutely no luck. No attractive SW's were out. I cruised for a good two hours before giving up and heading for home.

As I was driving home I hit a vicious pothole but decided to turn around and take one more look. I went down to that side road right by the gas station there and saw an extremely attractive SW getting out of another car. She was tall, blonde and skinny with a REALLY nice ass. I stopped right beside her and she just stared at me like I was retarded. I opened my door and she yelled "WHAT?!?!" at me, like she wasn't an SW. I closed my door really quickly and drove a bit up before realizing there's no way she's not an SW. I open the door and finally she hops in.

I start driving away and before I can even ask she says "Man, you should see my tits, they're awesome." I implore her to whip them out and she does. They really were extremely nice. I played with them a bit before pulling into the corner of The Brick or whatever it is now. She immediately asked what I wanted and I handed her $20 and said just a handjob while I play with your tits. She said she wanted more and I obliged. I then grab her hand and place it on my cock, except she pulls away.

She then starts going on about how she doesn't want me to cum on her and I say that's fine, but she still wont do it. I say fine and she randomly begins talking about herself: she's 20 and lives at home with her parents, she does it for money for drugs, clearly. I try again to put her hand back on my dick and she pulls away an says she'll gladly play with herself, as well as let me play with her, while I do myself a favour. I say why not, as I'm obviously roped in at this point. I finish and literally a minute later I had her out of my car.

The only problem was that the pothole gave me a flat tire. ;)

All in all it was a hilarious experience for me.