Hey all,

Been a long term lurker under a different handle which included my last name. Due to this, I never posted reviews of the girls I have seen. At long last, I have decided to completely stop using my old handle, and create an anonomous account so I am able to share my experiences with you all. I know you have saved me from some horrible experiences, and thought I should give something back to the community.

First review(s):

Lisa in Owensboro. Incall location is Owensboro near the in Owensboro mall. She advertises on craigslist, and is available mostly during daytime hours. She is pretty, with large enhanced knockers. Her boobs feel very real, not hard like some other girls with implants. This is a big plus. She offers (and encourages) MSOG, on 1/2 hour and 1 hour appointments. I like this because sometiimes I am a little too excited and I hate it when all the fun is over in 5 minutes. It gets expensive per minute, haha. Anyway, great attitude, great boobs, not perfect stomach. Not horrible, but not perfect. Worth the visit anyhow, overall package is nice. 1.4 for half. FS.

Jordan in Owensboro. Advertises on craigslist aswell. Smoking hot body, great conversations, friendly, not a drug user. Works out and has a great figure.. boobs are smaller but nice. Service is good, CBJ, FS.. did not enquire about much else. Seems after you finish, your done. I'm always OK with that. She can be hard to get in touch with, but worth it when you finally do. Price was 1.5 or 1.6. for half FS

Jewel in Owensboro. Well, shes very well reviewed. I have seen her a few times. Good value for the money, GREAT attitude. Body is bigger, boobs are huge, service is friendly. Worth a visit. Just dont expect a spinner. 1 for 1/2hr, FS

Kerri anna kane from craigslist. Pics on craigslist are accurate for the most part. She is a bigger girl, but very very beautiful. She is friendly, and easy on the eyes... not a spinner, but not fat. Service was basic. I booked an hour, and wanted 2 X FS, but was given a CBJ to start, when I suggested moving on to FS, she insisted on continuing. This was OK, and the CBJ was good, it worked anyhow. Second round, FS. Missionary. She kept her hand on my dick the entire time. I suppose this was to keep the condom from coming off (although this has never been an issue for me) Anyhow, it was enough that I couldn't finish the second round. So a big dissappointment, although not entirely her fault, not entirely mine either. brown and 4 greens for the hour. Repeat? maybe. Nothing wrong with a safe girl, and her attitude and looks were right up my alley. Service was fine, but I've certainly had better.

Asian girl on craigslist. Owensboro. Location on 148street, just north of 100th avenue. Can't remember her name. I called and there was a huge language barrier. But somehow managed to get to the appointment on time and was ready to go. Incall clean but just a mattress on the floor. Supposed to be 140 for 45min but I was in and out in 20-25min. Asked about another round and after a few minutes trying to make her understand, awnser was more money. But I didnt pony up and just left. She was a spinner, asian, cute enough but I would not repeat. It felt awkward and wasnt my style. Fake boobs, nice enough body, not so pretty face. The girl i saw anyhow looked nothing like the ad i saw on craigslist. Appears to be a mini-brothel operating in an apartment. Another fellow arrived while I was there, disturbing to me. I did not run into him but felt uncomfortable. Wont return.

Famous massage. Owensboro. Good place, decent value. good if you dont have any time to research and just want to stop in for a little fun. First time there, paid booking fee, went to room, girl came in and proceeded with full service without discussion of donation. Then finished round, and said that will be 1.4. I was expecting a massage too i said, but anyhow ended up paying around 1.2 or so but was in and out in no time. Went again, (don't know why, convenience?) And saw another asian girl, this time with proper massage, the traditional flip and asking for payment, total donation including room fee was about 1.6 or 1.7, service was good, sorry guys cannot remember her name, this was almost 6 months ago.

Serenity massage. Owensboro. Had a horrible experience here. Don't mean to diss the establishment, it must be good to some as it has been there for years. I went in, saw the line up, paid the "all inclusive" fee, and went to the room. Started off fine, but could not get her to do anything more than a HJ. What a rip off! I am sure other girls are fine, but this gal was a real WOT. I believe her name was denise, but i could be wrong. Big BIG tits, lovely body, dark brown hair, about 5.7" or so in height. Nice body. Horrible attitude. I've never been back because of this bad experience. But it may be OK, I havent seen any stellar reviews of this place, mostly negative, and some neutral. Might return if someone gave me a reason to.

Well, thats all I can think of for now.

Mr. Dickincider