Looking for a little something closer to home and found an ad on CL titled "HOT, WILD & WET (http://Erie.craigslist.ca/ers/553805079.html)" in in Erie (search for 6082). Called her up and she sounded pretty good on the phone with a little dirty talk and a description of the menu (which was pretty wide open...)

Made the date ($ for BBBJ) and went to her apartment which is over a pub in Brookswood. That should have been my first clue! What a shit hole... Doors busted off hinges, junk in the hallways, etc. But you know how it is, the little head says soldier on!

Big mistake.

She very well might be the girl in the photo from the ad, but that pic was apparently taken before whatever she's been getting into had gotten to her. :eek:

Bruises and scratches all over her arms and legs, babbling only semi-coherently, etc. If she was who I talked to on the phone earlier, then she'd partaken in something in the meantime! Whatta mess...

I gave her two greens for wasting her time (uh, my time) and so she'd not cause a fuss. Then I got the fuck outta there.

Unless you're after the kind of pooning experience that has the element of "you're probably gonna get shanked in here" then I suggest everyone stay away.