Well I might as well get my 1,000th post out of the way, it would be cool if it was a rollicking, cum slpootin good time, I tried, but came up a bit short.

I met the hot brunette "Kat" at the Mac's at 80th & KG the other nite. She looks pretty hot in her hipster jeans and short top, in she hops and off we go. Are you in a hurry she asks, hell no, I say. I'm hungry she says, so off to Burger King we go, thru the drive thru, she loads up, deluxe chicken meal and side order of steak & mushroom Angus burger.

We park to eat and she's pissed there are no onions or tomatoes or even cheese, I go back and the EI in the window don't seem to understand. I say where are the tomatoes, we don't have tomatoes, we are out. WTF? Well Kat stood her ground and got someone who understood english, no tomatoes then I want more cheese at no charge, she sent the burgers back, I suggested she may wind up with extra special sauce.

To my surprise the lady really came thru, gave us all kinds of extra stuff, she said you guys paid for it you have every right to expect it, this is the best I can do. Well good enough, I even got a free whopper jr. out of it, some of these chicks can really negotiate, guess it'll be my turn soon.

We go to park and I didn't like her location, so we went to another one, on the way she made me get smokes at the store she was not allowed into. Finally we were getting down to buisness and a car drove thru and was unloading at a doorway. Hey that's my dealer, I'll be right back give me $30 I want to smoke a rock. Shit I hate this kind of stuff but what the hell let's see what happens.

She relaxed and took her time with her pipe telling me how she'd love to blow her cracksmoke into someones lungs who had not smoked it before to see if I'd get off. No thanks that's pretty fucked up, oh look at those trees, look at that strange spider web, I want to go out and look at it. Well I want to look at your pussy I say, fuck the spider web, lets get at er.

Finally she pulls her gear off, she sure has a nice body, the shapliest round tight ass and the sweetest lil pussy. I had my flashlite in action, and hey I remember you she says, you picked me up before don't you remember. Well I saw the tattoo on her tummy and I remembered her too, she once gave me a really dynamite fuck a few years back.

I remembered picking her up a few times, she is very off and on, when she's on she's really great but she gets wacko on the crack and can't focus on gettin the job done properly. I tried to fuck her but she was a bit too dry and I couldn't find my lube, what a shame her pussy was just beautiful, I said fuck it perhaps some other time.

She is not a ripoff and even deducted the smokes and burgers from what I paid her. It was a coincidence that the dealer happend to show up, I'm quite sure if he hadn't I would have had a much better time. She spent a great deal of time showing me her pussy, playin with it and waggin her fine ass at me with her legs up in the air.

I was kind of stoned myself from the tokes of a roach I had, I was at a bit of a dissadvantage and not really on my game. We got reaquainted I suppose and to be fair, I will pick her up again, this time, I will have all the proper supplies. If she's all fucked up again, I will write her off, I really hope I can do a positive reveiw as she is damn HOT!:cool: