the lineup of asians are all pretty much the same, just recycling themselves with new names. Had some great sessions with Annie from Lee's, Ivy by Metro area, and an okay session with this korean by Edmonds area and so on and so on...
saw an ad by Karissa that she has a friend and does incall, so called her up and setup a time. Arrived at the incall place by Canada Way area, it's a new place but very minimum furnishing. Led to the room and meet Cheryl. She's a young blond cutie with some reddish streak highlites on her wavy blond hair. She's a non-pro so she's somewhat shy. Off comes the clothes and she proceeds to a nice longggggg deep throat cbj while I have my hands all over her titties. Finally off to cg, than missionary, doggy, back to missionary.. she sure cums alot, can feel her kitty all wet. Boy, this girl sure likes some heavy non stop action and she really enjoys it, no faking around. Both of our bodies were sweating and my knees buckling... darn the little guy just refuse to bust and time is almost up, so I got her to do the hj thing while I digiting her kitty around. Finally busted. Got dressed and hugged..
Cheryl 19 blond with highlights, 5'5 125lbs, C Cup, shaved kitty (dressed like a school girl)
L7 (would give a 7.5 for the face, I think she looks young and cutie with a nice next door girl look, I am a sucker for cute blonds, she's not a spinner, but not a bbw, just a girl with some meat, too bad her titties are not as firm as I liked it)
S8 (pretty girl for a non pro and I was the first at her, once into the session she lost her shyness and really into it, LFK, digits, all positions, can really deep throat and suck which I think she's perfect for BJhunter, everything safe as far as I know)
A8 (she likes to bang and really genuine and friendly, no complaints on my part and not a time watcher, we can go on all nite if it wasnt for Karissa kept on knocking at the door when my time was up)
Donation: $.80 tip included 1/2hr
Repeat : would like to see her again... on my way, another person was going in, whoever it is, hope I loosen her up, I mean loosen her shyness up for him and YMMV
you can find her contact by doing a search on CL under karissa
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Wednesday, September 10. 2008
"Brazilian" Christina (Vixen Nina's friend) - Danvers Escorts
So I decided to TOFTT after seeing Christina's ad on CL for a few days. I had askedin the 411 section about her but I had not seen anything.
http://Danvers.en.craigslist.ca/ers/690292817.html
Setup the date with Vixen Nina and she was very nice on the phone. I setup the appointment to see Christina at their in Danvers condo.
Anyhow, I'll keep it brief. Christina's tall, slender and with a beautiful model-like figure. Big eyes and a disarming smile. Her skin is tanned and silky smooth and her ASS, wow, her ass is just simply amazing. Round, firm, yet beautifully plump and ready to be squeezed. It ranks up there in the top 5 asses I've ever had my hands on in my life.
She's a nice girl, with a soft disposition and willing to make you feel good.
Service included accompanied shower, very nice... she was very gentle and got me all squeaky-clean, then it was off to the bedroom.
Nice CBJ, good technique and responsive to suggestions. Then we went on to FS where it seemed like we were both having a great time with a couple of positions, very intense and sexually charged, her slender body was a delight to have within such close reach. CBJ, DFK, MSOG and multiple positions.
Round 1 finished, she cleaned me up with a nice hot towel and she offered a nice massage (which I reciprocated later) and after a bit we were off to round 2, all very relaxed, absolutely non-rushed and accomodating.
Anyhow I will keep other details to myself, but all I can say is that she was definitely worth my time, her rates are on par as Carman Fox's rates for example, and she's definitely of the same caliber or better, and the service does not seem at all like she's a clock-watcher.
L: 9 (yes, she's a 9 in my eyes, I will have to bring previously reviewed Michelle down to an 8)
A: 9
S: 8
Repeat: quite likely... not sure when, but I think I would see her again.
http://Danvers.en.craigslist.ca/ers/690292817.html
Setup the date with Vixen Nina and she was very nice on the phone. I setup the appointment to see Christina at their in Danvers condo.
Anyhow, I'll keep it brief. Christina's tall, slender and with a beautiful model-like figure. Big eyes and a disarming smile. Her skin is tanned and silky smooth and her ASS, wow, her ass is just simply amazing. Round, firm, yet beautifully plump and ready to be squeezed. It ranks up there in the top 5 asses I've ever had my hands on in my life.
She's a nice girl, with a soft disposition and willing to make you feel good.
Service included accompanied shower, very nice... she was very gentle and got me all squeaky-clean, then it was off to the bedroom.
Nice CBJ, good technique and responsive to suggestions. Then we went on to FS where it seemed like we were both having a great time with a couple of positions, very intense and sexually charged, her slender body was a delight to have within such close reach. CBJ, DFK, MSOG and multiple positions.
Round 1 finished, she cleaned me up with a nice hot towel and she offered a nice massage (which I reciprocated later) and after a bit we were off to round 2, all very relaxed, absolutely non-rushed and accomodating.
Anyhow I will keep other details to myself, but all I can say is that she was definitely worth my time, her rates are on par as Carman Fox's rates for example, and she's definitely of the same caliber or better, and the service does not seem at all like she's a clock-watcher.
L: 9 (yes, she's a 9 in my eyes, I will have to bring previously reviewed Michelle down to an 8)
A: 9
S: 8
Repeat: quite likely... not sure when, but I think I would see her again.
Wednesday, September 3. 2008
Apple and Fanny on CL - Lowell Escorts
I was in the mood for something new and came upon this ad.
http://Lowell.en.craigslist.ca/ers/711944404.html
I figured I would go there and see what they looked like in person and if I didn't like what I saw, I would leave.
Showed up in microville and wait to be buzzed in. I heard in the background of the intercom the lady speaking cantonese telling someone to go out to get something. I get buzzed in and see this cute asian girl walking out.
I get off on the appropriate floor and the door opens with a girl standing behind the door. This person I assume is Fanny based on the descrption in the ad. She said she was the only girl there and would give me really good service. Wasn't too bad looking, but a little chubby and older women. Then another girl walks back into the apartment. The one I saw leaving the elevator when I came in.
Immediately I asked for her but the fatter lady said she had a customer waiting. I said I would wait as she was much better looking and younger as well as a lot thinner.
So the other girl enters the room and begins to undress. WOW. She was really thin, but decently tall for an asian. I'd say she was 5'6 and had enhanced D cups. Didn't match Apple's description, and I heard the other lady call her Sisi when she called her "manager" when I insisted on the other girl.
We hed off to the shower and right away I sense something was wrong. She spent the first few minutes washing herself, concentrating on the downstairs region. Then she gave me a quick wash of my downstairs area. I was all sweaty and stinky from playing hockey and all she did was wash the downstairs region. :confused:
Oh well, afterwards we dried off and head back to the bed room where she asked for .4 for the dance.
After everthing was squared away we started off with a boobie squishy hug. Then she started to stoke the sausage while I played with her silicone toys. She quickly threw on a jimmy hat and gave a piss poor CBJ. Within a minute she was lying on the bed asking me to give it to her, which I did. Unfortunately, all she did was lie there like a dead fish. No movement, no moans or squeaks of any sort. Every few minutes she would sigh as I kept pounding her. She definately had a tight kitty but i wasn't really feeling it. She kept her eyes closed and every few minutes she would ask me to not slow down. Fine, I slowed down to make it last. Who wouldn't?
Finally I came and she wiped everything up and we went back to the shower where she started off by washing herself there and then on me there.
We dressed and hugged and I was on my way.
Sounded like the other customer showed up as the other room's door was shut and I could hear massaging sounds.
Looks 8. Very thing, spinner like. Long black hair. Very soft skin, except for the back of the foot. Looks like she wears a lot of high heals. Enhanced D cups were nice to play with, but the job itself was done poorly as one nipple was higher than the other, and the implants kinda fell to the side giving way to huge implant cleavage.
Attitude 4. Didn't feel like she wanted to be there. Maybe I she wanted that other customer really bad.
Service 3. Piss poor CBJ, lack of attention in the shower, and lack of involvment in the heat of the action. I think I get more GFE from my dog than her.
Repeat Hell No.
Reccomend Hell No.
http://Lowell.en.craigslist.ca/ers/711944404.html
I figured I would go there and see what they looked like in person and if I didn't like what I saw, I would leave.
Showed up in microville and wait to be buzzed in. I heard in the background of the intercom the lady speaking cantonese telling someone to go out to get something. I get buzzed in and see this cute asian girl walking out.
I get off on the appropriate floor and the door opens with a girl standing behind the door. This person I assume is Fanny based on the descrption in the ad. She said she was the only girl there and would give me really good service. Wasn't too bad looking, but a little chubby and older women. Then another girl walks back into the apartment. The one I saw leaving the elevator when I came in.
Immediately I asked for her but the fatter lady said she had a customer waiting. I said I would wait as she was much better looking and younger as well as a lot thinner.
So the other girl enters the room and begins to undress. WOW. She was really thin, but decently tall for an asian. I'd say she was 5'6 and had enhanced D cups. Didn't match Apple's description, and I heard the other lady call her Sisi when she called her "manager" when I insisted on the other girl.
We hed off to the shower and right away I sense something was wrong. She spent the first few minutes washing herself, concentrating on the downstairs region. Then she gave me a quick wash of my downstairs area. I was all sweaty and stinky from playing hockey and all she did was wash the downstairs region. :confused:
Oh well, afterwards we dried off and head back to the bed room where she asked for .4 for the dance.
After everthing was squared away we started off with a boobie squishy hug. Then she started to stoke the sausage while I played with her silicone toys. She quickly threw on a jimmy hat and gave a piss poor CBJ. Within a minute she was lying on the bed asking me to give it to her, which I did. Unfortunately, all she did was lie there like a dead fish. No movement, no moans or squeaks of any sort. Every few minutes she would sigh as I kept pounding her. She definately had a tight kitty but i wasn't really feeling it. She kept her eyes closed and every few minutes she would ask me to not slow down. Fine, I slowed down to make it last. Who wouldn't?
Finally I came and she wiped everything up and we went back to the shower where she started off by washing herself there and then on me there.
We dressed and hugged and I was on my way.
Sounded like the other customer showed up as the other room's door was shut and I could hear massaging sounds.
Looks 8. Very thing, spinner like. Long black hair. Very soft skin, except for the back of the foot. Looks like she wears a lot of high heals. Enhanced D cups were nice to play with, but the job itself was done poorly as one nipple was higher than the other, and the implants kinda fell to the side giving way to huge implant cleavage.
Attitude 4. Didn't feel like she wanted to be there. Maybe I she wanted that other customer really bad.
Service 3. Piss poor CBJ, lack of attention in the shower, and lack of involvment in the heat of the action. I think I get more GFE from my dog than her.
Repeat Hell No.
Reccomend Hell No.
Friday, August 22. 2008
Lovely, Irresistible Isabelle - Plymouth Escorts
Well, as a distraction from the Super-duper Tuesday stuff in the States, I'd like to relate my latest experience.
I've been playing for years now, with both amateurs and professionals. I've swung, hobbied, and seen shows that I couldn't believe were even available in cities outside of some south Asian countries. I recently had an experience that rivalled everything in terms of sheer, raw sexuality.
I was blessed to be able to spend a couple of hours with the beautiful Isabelle on Saturday evening. Having seen her site, and read her reviews, I was expecting a wonderful time.
You wouldn't believe!
I arrived, and was met with a door opening just as my hand raised to knock. I entered, and as the door closed, out emerged a lovely, sensual lady. I have to admit, as cool and collected as I wanted to be, my first words were, "Wow! You are so beautiful!"
From the beginning, Isabelle was attentive, sensual and generous. An immediate clinch and DFK had me asking for the shower, as I couldn't wait to ply attention to this creature. After using the facilities, I emerged into Isabelle's den.
As I said, I've had a lot of experiences, some of which I'd not relate in a public forum. Most of these experiences, as I have related elsewhere, have centred on the pleasure of my partner, that being an integral part of my enjoyment of the situation.
Isabelle is not only lovely, she combines the perfect combination of attention and receptiveness that made the experience one of the best I've ever had. To have such a beautiful woman quivering under you, only to have her ministrating to you minutes later so devotedly, was something to keep me quivering for days afterwards with the memories.
Isabelle definitely knows what she likes, and isn't shy about asking for it. I enjoy an experience whereby both parties can relate their desires clearly, and Isabelle definitely does. Her oral skills are superb, to the point of immediate response, and her obvious sexuality, along with my love of pleasuring a woman, meant that the night was filled with satisfaction for the duration.
I take my cue on what details I relate as per the lady's website, and the details she relates there, and so will only say that I was pleasantly suprised at the variation, having expected a classy, but somewhat distant, engagement. Isabelle was anything but distant! I only wish my resiliancy was better, as this lady deserved all of the attention I could give her.
To top off the experience, as others have said, Isabelle's demeanor is candid and clear, her interests diverse, and her company as pleasant as anyone I've ever met. Her open sensuality is engaging, and yet her generosity is as relaxing as a cool shower in the heat of the day.
I hope to be granted the chance to meet with Isabelle and Lily soon, to sample both of their pleasures. I've been with threesomes before, but admit that it's never been with two such beautiful women. I'm almost star-struck with the possibility! In the meantime, I've got the memories of a lovely and I hope mutually satisfying evening to keep me amused and aroused.
No figures needed on this one. Perfect 10's across the board!
I've been playing for years now, with both amateurs and professionals. I've swung, hobbied, and seen shows that I couldn't believe were even available in cities outside of some south Asian countries. I recently had an experience that rivalled everything in terms of sheer, raw sexuality.
I was blessed to be able to spend a couple of hours with the beautiful Isabelle on Saturday evening. Having seen her site, and read her reviews, I was expecting a wonderful time.
You wouldn't believe!
I arrived, and was met with a door opening just as my hand raised to knock. I entered, and as the door closed, out emerged a lovely, sensual lady. I have to admit, as cool and collected as I wanted to be, my first words were, "Wow! You are so beautiful!"
From the beginning, Isabelle was attentive, sensual and generous. An immediate clinch and DFK had me asking for the shower, as I couldn't wait to ply attention to this creature. After using the facilities, I emerged into Isabelle's den.
As I said, I've had a lot of experiences, some of which I'd not relate in a public forum. Most of these experiences, as I have related elsewhere, have centred on the pleasure of my partner, that being an integral part of my enjoyment of the situation.
Isabelle is not only lovely, she combines the perfect combination of attention and receptiveness that made the experience one of the best I've ever had. To have such a beautiful woman quivering under you, only to have her ministrating to you minutes later so devotedly, was something to keep me quivering for days afterwards with the memories.
Isabelle definitely knows what she likes, and isn't shy about asking for it. I enjoy an experience whereby both parties can relate their desires clearly, and Isabelle definitely does. Her oral skills are superb, to the point of immediate response, and her obvious sexuality, along with my love of pleasuring a woman, meant that the night was filled with satisfaction for the duration.
I take my cue on what details I relate as per the lady's website, and the details she relates there, and so will only say that I was pleasantly suprised at the variation, having expected a classy, but somewhat distant, engagement. Isabelle was anything but distant! I only wish my resiliancy was better, as this lady deserved all of the attention I could give her.
To top off the experience, as others have said, Isabelle's demeanor is candid and clear, her interests diverse, and her company as pleasant as anyone I've ever met. Her open sensuality is engaging, and yet her generosity is as relaxing as a cool shower in the heat of the day.
I hope to be granted the chance to meet with Isabelle and Lily soon, to sample both of their pleasures. I've been with threesomes before, but admit that it's never been with two such beautiful women. I'm almost star-struck with the possibility! In the meantime, I've got the memories of a lovely and I hope mutually satisfying evening to keep me amused and aroused.
No figures needed on this one. Perfect 10's across the board!
Saturday, June 21. 2008
Danika does delight - Braintree Escorts
Hi all,
I'd like to preface this review with something from someone else (kinda like starting a book with a quote... I think... :rolleyes: ):
Ah but my dear, you discount the possibility of chemistry. Sometimes you just click and "get" each other. This makes the sex awesome and takes it to a whole new level that transcends SP-Client type interaction ! Given that it doesn't happen often, when you find it you hang on to it.
I thought that was both insightful, and better said than I could phrase... as well as coming from someone who (obviously) knows. :o
I met with Danika last week. I'd pooned in earlier years, but had kept myself quiet since moving here to Braintree. I've gone on the prowl again, and had wanted to meet with her.
I'm not going to write a novel; you don't need a play-by-play, and frankly, I don't want to write one: I'm kinda lazy, and mostly because some of the detail are between Danika and I.
I want to say, though, that of all the sp's I've been with, only one approached the sexuality of Dankia, and only one approached the absolute pleasure of good company -- and they were not the same woman. To find both sensuality and the comfort of a good woman in one place is very rare.
The night was a great mix of comfortable talk, moved to the bedroom, back for talk, back to the bedroom, and a great farewell. BBBJ moving to CBJ, DATY, FS and DFK all on the menu (YMMV on that last one, from posts I've read), and we both seemed to have a great time. I know I did! (I guess I was lucky... the BBBJ was before Calgary! :p )
I'm not going to spout the usual numbers, but suffice it to say that, though mileage may vary, yada-yada, my experience with Danika was a really great night. She's attractive (see some of Sandi's posts for pics), attitude was great, and the service was exceptional. I quoted Isabelle, though, because I think she hit the nail on the head in this case. I've read reviews of Danika that were less complimentary, but I'm glad I decided to TOFTT.
I would definitely recommend Danika to anyone, and will definitely repeat. I can't imagine what a duo with Sandi would be like, but plan to find out! YMMV, as has been seen in other reviews, but keeping that in mind, and not expecting a mind-blowing experience every time, keeps me happier. It's not the easiest thing to do. I find myself fantasizing beforehand constantly, but I think it's fairer to both parties to at least try.
BTW, you can basically read the same idea in my post in the "Bye bye Billionairess" thread, whom I saw the week before, so if you don't like re-runs skip it. No need to flog a dead horse.
Cheers, and have fun!
Ghostwheel
I'd like to preface this review with something from someone else (kinda like starting a book with a quote... I think... :rolleyes: ):
Ah but my dear, you discount the possibility of chemistry. Sometimes you just click and "get" each other. This makes the sex awesome and takes it to a whole new level that transcends SP-Client type interaction ! Given that it doesn't happen often, when you find it you hang on to it.
I thought that was both insightful, and better said than I could phrase... as well as coming from someone who (obviously) knows. :o
I met with Danika last week. I'd pooned in earlier years, but had kept myself quiet since moving here to Braintree. I've gone on the prowl again, and had wanted to meet with her.
I'm not going to write a novel; you don't need a play-by-play, and frankly, I don't want to write one: I'm kinda lazy, and mostly because some of the detail are between Danika and I.
I want to say, though, that of all the sp's I've been with, only one approached the sexuality of Dankia, and only one approached the absolute pleasure of good company -- and they were not the same woman. To find both sensuality and the comfort of a good woman in one place is very rare.
The night was a great mix of comfortable talk, moved to the bedroom, back for talk, back to the bedroom, and a great farewell. BBBJ moving to CBJ, DATY, FS and DFK all on the menu (YMMV on that last one, from posts I've read), and we both seemed to have a great time. I know I did! (I guess I was lucky... the BBBJ was before Calgary! :p )
I'm not going to spout the usual numbers, but suffice it to say that, though mileage may vary, yada-yada, my experience with Danika was a really great night. She's attractive (see some of Sandi's posts for pics), attitude was great, and the service was exceptional. I quoted Isabelle, though, because I think she hit the nail on the head in this case. I've read reviews of Danika that were less complimentary, but I'm glad I decided to TOFTT.
I would definitely recommend Danika to anyone, and will definitely repeat. I can't imagine what a duo with Sandi would be like, but plan to find out! YMMV, as has been seen in other reviews, but keeping that in mind, and not expecting a mind-blowing experience every time, keeps me happier. It's not the easiest thing to do. I find myself fantasizing beforehand constantly, but I think it's fairer to both parties to at least try.
BTW, you can basically read the same idea in my post in the "Bye bye Billionairess" thread, whom I saw the week before, so if you don't like re-runs skip it. No need to flog a dead horse.
Cheers, and have fun!
Ghostwheel
Friday, May 30. 2008
Review: Vanesssa – There’s a New Babe in Town! - Lowell Escorts
Name: Vanesssa (yes, 3 ‘S's)
Profile: Web site in development
Contact: Handle of ‘Vanesssa' on Perb
Rate: $300/hour
(Summary below)
I noticed this new poster on Perb going by the handle of Vanesssa, so I PM'd her a few notes and thoughts. She seemed like an intelligent, friendly, ‘got my head on straight' kind of gal in her messages, so I suggested we meet for lunch to chat about the industry. I asked if she had any photos of herself she could share, and she did........Holy Crap!......Love.Lots strikes gold! :D
Now to be honest, I've seen professional photos like that before, and sometimes they don't turn out to be a very good likeness of the lady herself…..or sometimes not of her at all. Well, when she sat down at my table?!!......HOLY CRAP! I damn near fell off my chair! Not only are the photos real, they're not even as good as she looks in person! She had on this gorgeous black and white dress, pearls, high heels, very sharp! This is one stunning woman…I would easily rate her up there with Taylor and Breanna Fox.
I would guess she is about 34B-25-34, shoulder length brunette hair, big amazing eyes, pouty lips, perfect makeup, just gorgeous. So now I'm thinking I'd rather eat something else than what's on the lunch menu…only to find out she's also got a very friendly personality, genuine, down-to-earth playful way about her. We talked over lunch about everything from baseball, to the Board, to favourite restaurants. But you know, a guy like me can only sit across from a gorgeous Babe like this for so long…it's time to play!
We shared a quick drink at my place then got down to business. Started off with some LFK, Vanesssa's lips are not only pouty but incredibly soft, as I believe Lowell_Dave mentioned in his review. Kissing this woman is worth the price of admission alone. Then it's a slow strip tease, more kissing, body slide, BBBJ, DATY and digits to a few ‘O's, more DFK, and on to every position and one of the best GFEs I've ever had. She's quite vocal at times, very passionate and accommodating, and really tries hard to please you in every way she can!
Even though we ran a bit overtime (sorry Vanesssa :( ), she still spent time cuddling and chatting after the deed, definitely not a clock-watcher. Grabbed a quick shower, then she was on her way to a home run.
Summary:
Personally I found Vanesssa to be friendly, polite, intelligent, chatty (in a good way), and funny with a quick wit. She makes you feel at ease right away. She is also one of the most beautiful women I have met in this industry. Combine that with the superior type of GFE she provides, and I can't help but think she will be one of Lowell's top ladies in a very short time. Sometimes I'm just a lucky bastard :p !
L: 9+
A: 9
S: 9+
Profile: Web site in development
Contact: Handle of ‘Vanesssa' on Perb
Rate: $300/hour
(Summary below)
I noticed this new poster on Perb going by the handle of Vanesssa, so I PM'd her a few notes and thoughts. She seemed like an intelligent, friendly, ‘got my head on straight' kind of gal in her messages, so I suggested we meet for lunch to chat about the industry. I asked if she had any photos of herself she could share, and she did........Holy Crap!......Love.Lots strikes gold! :D
Now to be honest, I've seen professional photos like that before, and sometimes they don't turn out to be a very good likeness of the lady herself…..or sometimes not of her at all. Well, when she sat down at my table?!!......HOLY CRAP! I damn near fell off my chair! Not only are the photos real, they're not even as good as she looks in person! She had on this gorgeous black and white dress, pearls, high heels, very sharp! This is one stunning woman…I would easily rate her up there with Taylor and Breanna Fox.
I would guess she is about 34B-25-34, shoulder length brunette hair, big amazing eyes, pouty lips, perfect makeup, just gorgeous. So now I'm thinking I'd rather eat something else than what's on the lunch menu…only to find out she's also got a very friendly personality, genuine, down-to-earth playful way about her. We talked over lunch about everything from baseball, to the Board, to favourite restaurants. But you know, a guy like me can only sit across from a gorgeous Babe like this for so long…it's time to play!
We shared a quick drink at my place then got down to business. Started off with some LFK, Vanesssa's lips are not only pouty but incredibly soft, as I believe Lowell_Dave mentioned in his review. Kissing this woman is worth the price of admission alone. Then it's a slow strip tease, more kissing, body slide, BBBJ, DATY and digits to a few ‘O's, more DFK, and on to every position and one of the best GFEs I've ever had. She's quite vocal at times, very passionate and accommodating, and really tries hard to please you in every way she can!
Even though we ran a bit overtime (sorry Vanesssa :( ), she still spent time cuddling and chatting after the deed, definitely not a clock-watcher. Grabbed a quick shower, then she was on her way to a home run.
Summary:
Personally I found Vanesssa to be friendly, polite, intelligent, chatty (in a good way), and funny with a quick wit. She makes you feel at ease right away. She is also one of the most beautiful women I have met in this industry. Combine that with the superior type of GFE she provides, and I can't help but think she will be one of Lowell's top ladies in a very short time. Sometimes I'm just a lucky bastard :p !
L: 9+
A: 9
S: 9+
Wednesday, January 16. 2008
Thar be hookers! - Worcester Escorts
Not much to do with my review but I just wanted to say that. I have 2 items and I'll put them up in reverse order.
Lina CL (Micro Central, ie. Joyce area)
Spurred on by Big Al's review of Lina (http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=80348) I took a run at her myself. Big wrote a great review but my take on Lina differs somewhat. My experience with her was similar to Big's but I just didn't get off on Lina as much. She does have great tits--but the rest of the package looked a little tired to me. She's definitely over 30, I hated the tats (painted on as they were) and skinny legs with a square butt.
The session was OK although I did feel a couple of times that the moans and shaking were more to get me to come quicker. Then at the end when I gave her the $.4 she told me it was $.5. OK small dif but I was sure the guy had quoted the first and that's what Big Al said. Anyway, gave it in as good a grace as possible but in todays market I think she's more in MM's league than say Tom's. And no disrespect to anyone who thinks she's great--subjective it is.
Bella/Lianna/Maki
I reviewed Bella a little while ago.
Based on one particular review I decided to try Maki (ads in GS Massage). Called and got location--same apt as Bella, OK I thought they share it. Got to the door and was met by--ready for it--Bella. I said I came to see Maki, she said "Maki's just a paper name..." WTF is a 'paper name?' Name in the paper? Gotta say I almost gave in and did her 'cause she looked very sexy in her black coctail dress but I didn't. So are they the same girl? Or do they just rotate and use the name that the pooner called? Who knows? Who cares? If I go up and like her, don't care what fake name she uses. On the other hand it makes sorting out reviews a little tough.
Peace, Love, ... love a piece...
Lina CL (Micro Central, ie. Joyce area)
Spurred on by Big Al's review of Lina (http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=80348) I took a run at her myself. Big wrote a great review but my take on Lina differs somewhat. My experience with her was similar to Big's but I just didn't get off on Lina as much. She does have great tits--but the rest of the package looked a little tired to me. She's definitely over 30, I hated the tats (painted on as they were) and skinny legs with a square butt.
The session was OK although I did feel a couple of times that the moans and shaking were more to get me to come quicker. Then at the end when I gave her the $.4 she told me it was $.5. OK small dif but I was sure the guy had quoted the first and that's what Big Al said. Anyway, gave it in as good a grace as possible but in todays market I think she's more in MM's league than say Tom's. And no disrespect to anyone who thinks she's great--subjective it is.
Bella/Lianna/Maki
I reviewed Bella a little while ago.
Based on one particular review I decided to try Maki (ads in GS Massage). Called and got location--same apt as Bella, OK I thought they share it. Got to the door and was met by--ready for it--Bella. I said I came to see Maki, she said "Maki's just a paper name..." WTF is a 'paper name?' Name in the paper? Gotta say I almost gave in and did her 'cause she looked very sexy in her black coctail dress but I didn't. So are they the same girl? Or do they just rotate and use the name that the pooner called? Who knows? Who cares? If I go up and like her, don't care what fake name she uses. On the other hand it makes sorting out reviews a little tough.
Peace, Love, ... love a piece...
Wednesday, December 12. 2007
Angelyna CL - Braintree Escorts
Its been a long since i last posted, here it goes
her add on craigslist
http://Braintree.craigslist.ca/ers/498202052.html
was bored and decided to try someone new, called a couple of times and straight to the message. she texts me back and we end up texting each other and sit a time up around 3pm. she is living with her parents and they get back around 4pm, so she says.
get to her townhouse and go knock on her door and no answer, i had texted her that i was almost there and she told me she was waiting, i go back in my car and text her back, nothing, about to leave and she texts, two minutes, the the door opens up and shes standing behind it. should have left but decided to go ahead and see up happens.
shes in her early 20s, thats her in the pic, we had decided on 150, for half and half. got the money out of the way, and she says this is her first time and she doesnt know what to do next. she dont have room that we could go to, it was on the sofa or the rug. worst blowjob every, it was a bbbj but still no skill what so every. put the hat on did one position, we were changing position,when i toke it out, its a mess, shes just getting started or getting over her period. so decided to go back to the blowjob and it dont get any better,kol. ended up with a handjob. no shower, no paper in the bathroom ended up getting s towel to clean up.
l: 6
s: 6
a: 6
overall save ur money and go some where else.
her add on craigslist
http://Braintree.craigslist.ca/ers/498202052.html
was bored and decided to try someone new, called a couple of times and straight to the message. she texts me back and we end up texting each other and sit a time up around 3pm. she is living with her parents and they get back around 4pm, so she says.
get to her townhouse and go knock on her door and no answer, i had texted her that i was almost there and she told me she was waiting, i go back in my car and text her back, nothing, about to leave and she texts, two minutes, the the door opens up and shes standing behind it. should have left but decided to go ahead and see up happens.
shes in her early 20s, thats her in the pic, we had decided on 150, for half and half. got the money out of the way, and she says this is her first time and she doesnt know what to do next. she dont have room that we could go to, it was on the sofa or the rug. worst blowjob every, it was a bbbj but still no skill what so every. put the hat on did one position, we were changing position,when i toke it out, its a mess, shes just getting started or getting over her period. so decided to go back to the blowjob and it dont get any better,kol. ended up with a handjob. no shower, no paper in the bathroom ended up getting s towel to clean up.
l: 6
s: 6
a: 6
overall save ur money and go some where else.
Friday, October 26. 2007
3 seconds of bbbj from MARI - Chelsea Escorts
I noticed this new asian gal on craiglist and had to try for $.6. I go there and this gal looked unreal. Her stats are accurate but some restrictions and a clock watcher. We go into the shower and first thing she says is dont touch me. Right there i knew there's lots of restrictions. She hands me the liquid soap and makes me clean myself. On to the bedroom she licks my nipples and works her way down. Mari Gently holds my cock and gives me 3 seconds of bbbj stops and puts on the condom. I pleaded with her to continue with the bbbj she says no. Also, what annoys me the most she wouldnt allow me to kiss her neck or face. I understand how some gals dont allow kissing on the lips but neck n face??? Multiple position was allowed so that's alright but no msog unless you are willing to shell out another $.6. One thing about her stats she definanately doesnt have 34c breast. At most her breast are 34b. I cant recommend her even though she looks hot and is young:( Her location is near richmond centre mall
age: 21
origin: korean
hight:5`6
weight: 100 lbs
eye: black
hair: black long straight
stats:34c-23-34 More like b cup
Service-5
Attitude-5
Appearance-7.5
778-885-0009
http://Chelsea.craigslist.org/ers/455726108.html
age: 21
origin: korean
hight:5`6
weight: 100 lbs
eye: black
hair: black long straight
stats:34c-23-34 More like b cup
Service-5
Attitude-5
Appearance-7.5
778-885-0009
http://Chelsea.craigslist.org/ers/455726108.html
Thursday, October 11. 2007
Review- Kristin CL - Boston Escorts
Decided to give this one a try since no one did a review
and this is found in the CL:
Hi my name is Kristin
I am a so sweet and sexy asian girl
34B,24,34
spend some GFE time and soothing massage.............
call me 604-786-52xx
First of all she is more of 34A,24,35. Her Hips were wider and
she's about 5"2 or 5"3'. Location is one of the condo's very
close to Burrard and Davie. Note parking around this area isn't
easy to find during the day unless you're willing to pay more so
if it's at night, you can probably find parking meter parking.
Anyway, went in, donation first. Solo shower, semi hard massage
OK bbbj, CG which went for a while and was good then MISH to
Finish. The moans were fake and she was a bit mechanical and
into a routine except one part which was CG. The rest felt like
I put some quarters in the vending machine and was mechanical.
On the way out, she mentions that on the weekend, there will
be a student working there.
L 6.5 maybe a 7 but her look is not fully what I fully like
A 7
S 7
She says she's born in Singapore and raised in Japan. To me
she looks Filipino but I know she's not because she doesn't have
that accent. She probably is Singaporean or Malaysian but
who knows. Anyway it's $.50 and I don't think I would repeat
since she's not really my type. I'll say she's pretty but depends
on what you're into. Picture is not her. The hair is different
and her hips are wider. It might look like her if you have a few
beers. Anyway happy pooning :D
and this is found in the CL:
Hi my name is Kristin
I am a so sweet and sexy asian girl
34B,24,34
spend some GFE time and soothing massage.............
call me 604-786-52xx
First of all she is more of 34A,24,35. Her Hips were wider and
she's about 5"2 or 5"3'. Location is one of the condo's very
close to Burrard and Davie. Note parking around this area isn't
easy to find during the day unless you're willing to pay more so
if it's at night, you can probably find parking meter parking.
Anyway, went in, donation first. Solo shower, semi hard massage
OK bbbj, CG which went for a while and was good then MISH to
Finish. The moans were fake and she was a bit mechanical and
into a routine except one part which was CG. The rest felt like
I put some quarters in the vending machine and was mechanical.
On the way out, she mentions that on the weekend, there will
be a student working there.
L 6.5 maybe a 7 but her look is not fully what I fully like
A 7
S 7
She says she's born in Singapore and raised in Japan. To me
she looks Filipino but I know she's not because she doesn't have
that accent. She probably is Singaporean or Malaysian but
who knows. Anyway it's $.50 and I don't think I would repeat
since she's not really my type. I'll say she's pretty but depends
on what you're into. Picture is not her. The hair is different
and her hips are wider. It might look like her if you have a few
beers. Anyway happy pooning :D
Tuesday, September 18. 2007
Bad & Good Luck. Review Sandi and Tianna - North Andover Escorts
It seems my luck with service provides is governed by the same forces that I use when buying stock. I want to give you some quick background first before I start my review so you may get some insight into why my luck seems so bad. Sorry in advance for all the verbage.
Seeing a SP is a big thing for me and a treat I've allowed myself about 2 times a year when I'm on the road for work.. I have in the past had some disastrous experiences so 1 year ago I figured I'd stick with the well reviewed and slightly more expensive providers to minimize disappointments. This process has left me with less then steller results. The whole run of bad luck starts last fall. I arranged for a hotel visit with a well reviewed SP in Ottawa. Arrangements where made a week in advance by both e mail and a telephone confirmation 3 hours before the meeting. To make a long story short, she was a no show. I was out the cost of a hotel room . The time was late and no opportunity for a plan B. This example left me fuming as the excuse given to me was weak with no "make it up to you" offers.
I had business in North Andover last winter and made arrangements via email with Liz a week before my arrival. I confirmed by telephone the day before my "date" and all appeared fine. The day of the visit I received an e mail advising me that Liz had the flu and would need to cancel. I accepted the explanation as it appeared honest and I filed this one up to "that's life" . This is not a knock on Liz as it's just an example of my luck of late. Liz did offer a "make it up to you" offer for my next visit to North Andover.
Last week I was again in North Andover.(11 and 12th) I checked Liz's calendar two weeks before and she showed no availability for the night I had available. So I checked around and found from Tianna's calendar that she had free time during my short window of opportunity. I contacted her via email and made the reservation. I threw caution to the wind and figured I go all out for this date. I booked 2 hours with Tianna so things would not be rushed and upgraded by hotel room to a suite so we would have a nicer location to play around in . This upgrade was not covered by my expense account so this was an extra $250.00 I chose to pay out for this visit. Now in my emails to her I had set the date for the evening of the 12th which was my second and last night in town. Tianna asked that I call and confirm the date on the 10th and again call with my hotel information on the 11th. All of which I did. A week prior before my visit I was poking around her web site again and found that she now listed the night of our date as unavailable as she was attending the diner party hosted by Sandi Laine. I kinda expected that Tianna may not be available now and had expected her to cancel when I called the first time to confirm on the 10th, but when I called everything was still "a go" .From her website I found that she had a sweet tooth and from e mails, liked dry white wine. So when I got final confirmation of the 11th of our date I again threw caution to the wind and purchased some imported German dark chocolate and a very nice bottle of wine. Total cost was $47.00. I did discuss with her that I would need to meet her in the lobby as , like many North Andover Hotels you need a key for the elevator. She did say she may be 15 or 20 minutes late so instead of me waiting down stairs she would call me a few minutes before she was due to arrive.
Well the night of the date I waited a full hour after the appointed time before I tried calling her. I got her voice mail and left a message with my full contact details. I waited another hour and called again. I was rather surprised that she answered. I asked what happened and she first told me that I was expected to call her 15 minutes before the date for a final confirmation , and I had of course not called. I did explain that it appeared she had me confused with someone else and I repeated the arrangements that we had made the day before. It was at this point that she changed her explanation and stated that she did not have (lost) my contact info and had needed me to call her as she could not remember the hotel or my name. (Why didn't she use the contact information from the voice mail message from the previous hour ?) She would not be visiting but did offer something as a "make it up to". I was pissed to say the least. Not because she wasn't coming but because of the late notice as it was now 11pm on my last night in town and me, with no plan B.
As things developed I will say that no one asked me to buy the additional items listed above so that's my responsibility and I'll accept the cost of that lesson. Tianna a call earlier in the evening to cancel would have left me feeling more understanding. I've been there myself when your with friends, had a great meal, a few drinks with great conversation, the last thing you want to do is get up and leave for work.
Sandi Laine
My luck had been better the day prior to the Tianna date as the gods of payroll blessed me with a unexpected over-time cheque. With this unexpected windfall I took a chance with short notice and called Sandi Laine . She was available later that evening and a one hour get together later that evening was made. This ended up being the best visit with a SP I've had to date. She has been reviewed many times in the past and I will confirm most if not all the positive things said. What put the whole experience over the top was the fact she creates a complete package for you, candles, aromotherapy, lotions, potions and capped off with a great city view. I was rather pooped and jet lagged but I enjoyed every second I was there. The furthest thing from my mind was that this was a business arrangement. She is liberated and her enthusiasm was just the tonic this rather uptight conservative needed. Next time I'm in town I will be calling this young lady again as it appears maybe my luck is changing. Sandi you saved this computer geek's visit to North Andover.
Seeing a SP is a big thing for me and a treat I've allowed myself about 2 times a year when I'm on the road for work.. I have in the past had some disastrous experiences so 1 year ago I figured I'd stick with the well reviewed and slightly more expensive providers to minimize disappointments. This process has left me with less then steller results. The whole run of bad luck starts last fall. I arranged for a hotel visit with a well reviewed SP in Ottawa. Arrangements where made a week in advance by both e mail and a telephone confirmation 3 hours before the meeting. To make a long story short, she was a no show. I was out the cost of a hotel room . The time was late and no opportunity for a plan B. This example left me fuming as the excuse given to me was weak with no "make it up to you" offers.
I had business in North Andover last winter and made arrangements via email with Liz a week before my arrival. I confirmed by telephone the day before my "date" and all appeared fine. The day of the visit I received an e mail advising me that Liz had the flu and would need to cancel. I accepted the explanation as it appeared honest and I filed this one up to "that's life" . This is not a knock on Liz as it's just an example of my luck of late. Liz did offer a "make it up to you" offer for my next visit to North Andover.
Last week I was again in North Andover.(11 and 12th) I checked Liz's calendar two weeks before and she showed no availability for the night I had available. So I checked around and found from Tianna's calendar that she had free time during my short window of opportunity. I contacted her via email and made the reservation. I threw caution to the wind and figured I go all out for this date. I booked 2 hours with Tianna so things would not be rushed and upgraded by hotel room to a suite so we would have a nicer location to play around in . This upgrade was not covered by my expense account so this was an extra $250.00 I chose to pay out for this visit. Now in my emails to her I had set the date for the evening of the 12th which was my second and last night in town. Tianna asked that I call and confirm the date on the 10th and again call with my hotel information on the 11th. All of which I did. A week prior before my visit I was poking around her web site again and found that she now listed the night of our date as unavailable as she was attending the diner party hosted by Sandi Laine. I kinda expected that Tianna may not be available now and had expected her to cancel when I called the first time to confirm on the 10th, but when I called everything was still "a go" .From her website I found that she had a sweet tooth and from e mails, liked dry white wine. So when I got final confirmation of the 11th of our date I again threw caution to the wind and purchased some imported German dark chocolate and a very nice bottle of wine. Total cost was $47.00. I did discuss with her that I would need to meet her in the lobby as , like many North Andover Hotels you need a key for the elevator. She did say she may be 15 or 20 minutes late so instead of me waiting down stairs she would call me a few minutes before she was due to arrive.
Well the night of the date I waited a full hour after the appointed time before I tried calling her. I got her voice mail and left a message with my full contact details. I waited another hour and called again. I was rather surprised that she answered. I asked what happened and she first told me that I was expected to call her 15 minutes before the date for a final confirmation , and I had of course not called. I did explain that it appeared she had me confused with someone else and I repeated the arrangements that we had made the day before. It was at this point that she changed her explanation and stated that she did not have (lost) my contact info and had needed me to call her as she could not remember the hotel or my name. (Why didn't she use the contact information from the voice mail message from the previous hour ?) She would not be visiting but did offer something as a "make it up to". I was pissed to say the least. Not because she wasn't coming but because of the late notice as it was now 11pm on my last night in town and me, with no plan B.
As things developed I will say that no one asked me to buy the additional items listed above so that's my responsibility and I'll accept the cost of that lesson. Tianna a call earlier in the evening to cancel would have left me feeling more understanding. I've been there myself when your with friends, had a great meal, a few drinks with great conversation, the last thing you want to do is get up and leave for work.
Sandi Laine
My luck had been better the day prior to the Tianna date as the gods of payroll blessed me with a unexpected over-time cheque. With this unexpected windfall I took a chance with short notice and called Sandi Laine . She was available later that evening and a one hour get together later that evening was made. This ended up being the best visit with a SP I've had to date. She has been reviewed many times in the past and I will confirm most if not all the positive things said. What put the whole experience over the top was the fact she creates a complete package for you, candles, aromotherapy, lotions, potions and capped off with a great city view. I was rather pooped and jet lagged but I enjoyed every second I was there. The furthest thing from my mind was that this was a business arrangement. She is liberated and her enthusiasm was just the tonic this rather uptight conservative needed. Next time I'm in town I will be calling this young lady again as it appears maybe my luck is changing. Sandi you saved this computer geek's visit to North Andover.
Tuesday, August 28. 2007
Craigslist review - Pittsfield Escorts
http://Pittsfield.craigslist.org/ers/405031463.html
I am a naughty blonde
1 hr F/S GFE 250, greece 350 ;)
5'2, 36 28 34,
Incalls non-rushed, shower facilities, discreet location
xoxo
778 668 8715
No Blocked or Private calls are ever answered
Have a wonderful day!
________________________________________________ ____
I'm not sure if she had been reviewed before or not, but thought I'd drop a note:
I just finished up an appointment with Melissa (I'm pretty sure that's her name), and OMG. OMG! She's a great kisser. Great full lips. Three piercings, and no, her belly isn't one of them. She's small and petite just like her photos, but those pics do not come close to doing her justice. She's got great soft skin. She gives a very hot BBBJ.
My only issue was.... well... with me! I don't know how I missed in the add that she offers greek, but I didn't give her enough notice, and therefor couldn't try it out with her. Too bad. I've never tried with a small petite girl before.
She's super fun, really nice, and she's got a rockin' bod. Treat her nicely boys.
I am a naughty blonde
1 hr F/S GFE 250, greece 350 ;)
5'2, 36 28 34,
Incalls non-rushed, shower facilities, discreet location
xoxo
778 668 8715
No Blocked or Private calls are ever answered
Have a wonderful day!
________________________________________________ ____
I'm not sure if she had been reviewed before or not, but thought I'd drop a note:
I just finished up an appointment with Melissa (I'm pretty sure that's her name), and OMG. OMG! She's a great kisser. Great full lips. Three piercings, and no, her belly isn't one of them. She's small and petite just like her photos, but those pics do not come close to doing her justice. She's got great soft skin. She gives a very hot BBBJ.
My only issue was.... well... with me! I don't know how I missed in the add that she offers greek, but I didn't give her enough notice, and therefor couldn't try it out with her. Too bad. I've never tried with a small petite girl before.
She's super fun, really nice, and she's got a rockin' bod. Treat her nicely boys.
Tuesday, July 31. 2007
Chelsea from VRZ.ca - Taunton Escorts
A couple of weeks ago, I called Madame J at VRZ (http://www.vrz.ca). I asked for her recommendation of a brunette BBBJ provider. First of all, she wanted me to know that ALL the "Ultimate Girlfriend Experience" VRZ girls provide BBBJ. Good to know! Secondly, she said I'd love 18 year old Chelsea (http://www.vrz.ca/chelsea.htm).
18 years old?
I asked if that was 18 in SP years, or if that was 18 in real life years. She laughed and assured me that Chelsea really was 18. OK... I gotta check this out! I booked an incall for early the next day in their in Taunton apartment. All I had to do was confirm in the AM that the session was still on.
Wouldn't you know it, the next morning was such that I wasn't going to be able to escape undetected for the 11:00am appointment. Panicked, I text messaged Mme. J and asked to delay by an hour. I didn't know how this was going to play out because I was aware that the incall location is very solidly booked. Within a few minutes I got a text back saying that all was OK and the new time was confirmed.
So, after a great ride in Taunton in the sun, I found the location. Panicked about being late, I actually ended up there about half an hour early! When the time finally came, I buzzed in and made my way to the apartment and let myself in as requested.
Wow...
Chelsea is a spectacular young lady. Tall, stellar body, beautiful thick hair and most sensuous lips I have ever had the pleasure to kiss. She was dressed in a very shear two piece outfit, and was wearing some damn sexy high heels. Definitely the girl in the pictures on the VRZ website, just made up differently. Thank you Mme. J!
I am fairly convinced that Chelsea really is 18 years old, but she doesn't come across as your typical deer in the headlights teenager. She seems very mature, and holds up a great conversation on a range of topics, but it's peppered with the unbridled enthusiasm of youth. It may have something to do with the fact that she reminds me A LOT of the extremely off-limits sister of a friend of mine from many years ago. She was about that age the last time I saw her, so that 'moment' is still stuck in my mind.
Chelsea put me at ease right away. She asked me questions about what I liked and didn't like. She explained that greek wasn't on the menu, but that was about it. She told me how she giggles when it feels good, but wails and moans when it feels great. Then, somehow over the next couple of minutes of conversation, we were both completely naked, giggling, wailing and moaning our hearts out. Chelsea is no shrinking violet, and apparently is not at all afraid to make some noise!
I have a feeling that she really likes being the seductress / sex kitten. There wasn't a single moment that I felt she was just going through the motions; it was all very hot, passionate and even some down right dirty thrown in for good measure. I think the key with Chelsea is that it's all there for the taking, but you have to coax it out of her... that's part of the game.
The damage? $$$.20 for an hour incall. (Well, that and the $8.00 or whatever it cost to feed the meter so my bike didn't get towed away!)
L: 9+ (might be partially swayed by the similarities to my friend's sister)
A: 9+ (this girl really enjoys doing this. Enough said!)
S: 9+ (ditto)
Will I be back? Here's where it gets weird for me. On every level it was a fantastic session and Chelsea is a gem. The problem is, she could really start to grow on me... In another time, in another situation, she's very much the type that I could fall hard for. So do I tempt fate and see her again? Only time will tell... but the smart money is on yes.
Chelsea was awesome, and was probably the first SP that I wanted to hang around an BS with afterwards. It really was like spending time with your lover, not someone you just met an hour ago. Madame J really hit one out the park with her recommendation. Enjoy her guys, and treat her well!
18 years old?
I asked if that was 18 in SP years, or if that was 18 in real life years. She laughed and assured me that Chelsea really was 18. OK... I gotta check this out! I booked an incall for early the next day in their in Taunton apartment. All I had to do was confirm in the AM that the session was still on.
Wouldn't you know it, the next morning was such that I wasn't going to be able to escape undetected for the 11:00am appointment. Panicked, I text messaged Mme. J and asked to delay by an hour. I didn't know how this was going to play out because I was aware that the incall location is very solidly booked. Within a few minutes I got a text back saying that all was OK and the new time was confirmed.
So, after a great ride in Taunton in the sun, I found the location. Panicked about being late, I actually ended up there about half an hour early! When the time finally came, I buzzed in and made my way to the apartment and let myself in as requested.
Wow...
Chelsea is a spectacular young lady. Tall, stellar body, beautiful thick hair and most sensuous lips I have ever had the pleasure to kiss. She was dressed in a very shear two piece outfit, and was wearing some damn sexy high heels. Definitely the girl in the pictures on the VRZ website, just made up differently. Thank you Mme. J!
I am fairly convinced that Chelsea really is 18 years old, but she doesn't come across as your typical deer in the headlights teenager. She seems very mature, and holds up a great conversation on a range of topics, but it's peppered with the unbridled enthusiasm of youth. It may have something to do with the fact that she reminds me A LOT of the extremely off-limits sister of a friend of mine from many years ago. She was about that age the last time I saw her, so that 'moment' is still stuck in my mind.
Chelsea put me at ease right away. She asked me questions about what I liked and didn't like. She explained that greek wasn't on the menu, but that was about it. She told me how she giggles when it feels good, but wails and moans when it feels great. Then, somehow over the next couple of minutes of conversation, we were both completely naked, giggling, wailing and moaning our hearts out. Chelsea is no shrinking violet, and apparently is not at all afraid to make some noise!
I have a feeling that she really likes being the seductress / sex kitten. There wasn't a single moment that I felt she was just going through the motions; it was all very hot, passionate and even some down right dirty thrown in for good measure. I think the key with Chelsea is that it's all there for the taking, but you have to coax it out of her... that's part of the game.
The damage? $$$.20 for an hour incall. (Well, that and the $8.00 or whatever it cost to feed the meter so my bike didn't get towed away!)
L: 9+ (might be partially swayed by the similarities to my friend's sister)
A: 9+ (this girl really enjoys doing this. Enough said!)
S: 9+ (ditto)
Will I be back? Here's where it gets weird for me. On every level it was a fantastic session and Chelsea is a gem. The problem is, she could really start to grow on me... In another time, in another situation, she's very much the type that I could fall hard for. So do I tempt fate and see her again? Only time will tell... but the smart money is on yes.
Chelsea was awesome, and was probably the first SP that I wanted to hang around an BS with afterwards. It really was like spending time with your lover, not someone you just met an hour ago. Madame J really hit one out the park with her recommendation. Enjoy her guys, and treat her well!
Tuesday, June 12. 2007
I Shop Till I Pop.... advice wanted - Roxbury Escorts
:) Nice to have PERB listings cuz I hate to waste hard earned $$$$ on some of these girls. I used to live in in Roxbury and can say all the services there are half price of ones in Roxbury.
Having said that, I want to make sure I am going to have a great time without trial and error. So I "Shop Till I Pop" so to speak. If your in in Roxbury there is only one place to go, Seduction-Unlimited . They have moved in the last few months so if your looking to have some fun make sure you get there early cuz its brutal trying to find parking.. used to be a peice of cake.. Also dont go there unless you have seen the girls photo on website first.. I phoned and they made a suggestion beacause the girls I wanted were not avaialble... believe me this is a mistake... you wont get the quality you deserve.
Anyhow I have had a few good times in Roxbury and can recommend Vanessa Kelly... but you probably already know that... Im looking to see Joy, apparently well worth while.... and generally looking for any other suggestions of who else I should nail with my hammer.. I want to try Karalynn supposedly pretty good... but have seen no reviews... Love it if anyone could recomend some hott girls, with good rates and great service... I love the ones that provide bbbj, msog and non rushed.... I like some of these asian providers too... I saw Shun Shun when I first moved here.... she had awesome rates and service as some of you know... but probably moved back to China or wherever she came from... Also wondering why these asian girls dont shave thier pussies or trim... I hate the bush.
Having said that, I want to make sure I am going to have a great time without trial and error. So I "Shop Till I Pop" so to speak. If your in in Roxbury there is only one place to go, Seduction-Unlimited . They have moved in the last few months so if your looking to have some fun make sure you get there early cuz its brutal trying to find parking.. used to be a peice of cake.. Also dont go there unless you have seen the girls photo on website first.. I phoned and they made a suggestion beacause the girls I wanted were not avaialble... believe me this is a mistake... you wont get the quality you deserve.
Anyhow I have had a few good times in Roxbury and can recommend Vanessa Kelly... but you probably already know that... Im looking to see Joy, apparently well worth while.... and generally looking for any other suggestions of who else I should nail with my hammer.. I want to try Karalynn supposedly pretty good... but have seen no reviews... Love it if anyone could recomend some hott girls, with good rates and great service... I love the ones that provide bbbj, msog and non rushed.... I like some of these asian providers too... I saw Shun Shun when I first moved here.... she had awesome rates and service as some of you know... but probably moved back to China or wherever she came from... Also wondering why these asian girls dont shave thier pussies or trim... I hate the bush.
Friday, June 1. 2007
Mia in Pittsfield Hot Hot Hot
Well after reading many rave reviews of her I decided to see if she was available for late night call in Vicitoria as I was visting for the weekend.
Great she was up and Mia answered and said sure give me a half hour, I told her what I wanted her to wear and when I got there her pictures are quite accurate she was dressed perfectly in heels black stocking bra and thongs.
We had a little chat and exchanged the donation (more on that that later)
I informed her I was a bit dominant and she was certainly okay with it actually I discovered she likes being dominanted a little bit.
We then moved into the bedroom where the fun really started . I held her hands over her head and ran my hands all over her body and turned her around and ground my cock on her nice round ass. At this point we started talking dirty and describing previous sexual experiiences which got her very wet. Mia told me she was just reading a book on talking dirty.
I said show me your toys whereby she opened up a box which had everthing in it from Handcuffs to vibrartors and even a balll gag. I took out the items I wanted to use and asked what toy she liked the best. It was a purple vibrating dildo and we proceeded to continue the dirty talk with Mia masturbating herself and my finger in her ass My cock was throbbing as I watched her get off with my finger in her ass. It was now time to check out her cocksucking skills. this girl can swallow, I was geting her to deep throat me pretty good but she had to take off the collar I had her wear so I could actually gag her.
Thats enough detail this was a really good session by a fun open minded girl who obvioulsy enjoys what she does and do yourselve a favor and go see this girl.
The doanation was 250 but due to the late time and what we agreed were above and beyond the norm extras was added on at the end.
Just search Mia and I am sure you wil find all the contact info you need
Great she was up and Mia answered and said sure give me a half hour, I told her what I wanted her to wear and when I got there her pictures are quite accurate she was dressed perfectly in heels black stocking bra and thongs.
We had a little chat and exchanged the donation (more on that that later)
I informed her I was a bit dominant and she was certainly okay with it actually I discovered she likes being dominanted a little bit.
We then moved into the bedroom where the fun really started . I held her hands over her head and ran my hands all over her body and turned her around and ground my cock on her nice round ass. At this point we started talking dirty and describing previous sexual experiiences which got her very wet. Mia told me she was just reading a book on talking dirty.
I said show me your toys whereby she opened up a box which had everthing in it from Handcuffs to vibrartors and even a balll gag. I took out the items I wanted to use and asked what toy she liked the best. It was a purple vibrating dildo and we proceeded to continue the dirty talk with Mia masturbating herself and my finger in her ass My cock was throbbing as I watched her get off with my finger in her ass. It was now time to check out her cocksucking skills. this girl can swallow, I was geting her to deep throat me pretty good but she had to take off the collar I had her wear so I could actually gag her.
Thats enough detail this was a really good session by a fun open minded girl who obvioulsy enjoys what she does and do yourselve a favor and go see this girl.
The doanation was 250 but due to the late time and what we agreed were above and beyond the norm extras was added on at the end.
Just search Mia and I am sure you wil find all the contact info you need
Saturday, April 28. 2007
Danika: Stripper Fantasy Fulfilled! - North Andover Escorts
After putting the call out for someone to help fulfill my stripper fantasy, I received a PM from Danika, saying she was up to the task. As a former exotic dancer, she definitely fit the bill.
After a couple of PM's back and forth (including her suggesting a naughty schoolgirl outfit….twist my arm!) we set up a date for Thursday evening.
Thursday comes and after a completely unfocused day at work, I call Danika to confirm & ask if we can push our appointment by 30 minutes, as I got held up at the office. "No problem" she says. It was the first time I heard her voice, and she sounded so sweet & friendly. Such a relief. Might have had second thoughts if she sounded cold and disinterested.
Off I go to the West End and after a pit stop to buy a bottle of wine, I arrive at her place and she buzzes me up. The heart starts to race as I approach her door and give it a couple of taps. I can hear the sound of stiletto heeled boots approaching the other side of the door and I grin, knowing my naughty little schoolgirl is sporting some naughty little ‘fuck me' boots! The door opens and as my eyes adjust to the candle-lit suite, I get my first full view of Danika. :D I was right with my guess on the footwear front; sexy black leather boots that topped out just below the knees. And it only got better as my gaze drifted upwards, taking in her toned, tanned and smooth thighs, her short little plaid skirt, her low cut top showing off her delectable cleavage, her kissable neck and her sweet, smiling, innocent face. Instant boner! I almost passed out due to the sudden rush of blood to the ol' meat missile!
She loves the fact that I brought her a gift, and we open the vino and drink a glass each on her bed while getting to know each other a bit better. Fellas, I just gotta say….the paradoxical combination of a sweet, innocent-looking girl with a sexy alt-schoolgirl outfit is SO HAWT!
So after a few minutes of talking and a few kisses, she has me sit at the foot of her bed and gives me a low, erotic striptease. Lots of kissing my neck, gyrating her lovely ass as it tantalizingly grazes my denim covered beaver cleaver. Soon enough, she's wearing nothing but the boots and I'm in heaven. Such a nice toned body and perfectly suckable tits. She certainly had the "tease" part of the striptease down, as she hovered her breasts just out of licking distance. I wasn't complaining, because unlike the lap dances at the Paramount, I knew I wouldn't be leaving frustrated!
Now taking it to the next level, she takes my shirt and pants off while I scramble to take my socks off (never let them see you pant-less with your socks still on…not sexy!). She scoots me up onto her bed as she slides on top of me, kissing me as my hands explore her body. She seems just as wound up from the striptease as I am. I flip her over and kiss her lips, working my way down to her neck, her breasts, her stomach, her hips, her inner thighs, stopping just short of her pussy. "Now who's the tease?" she moans. I can't hold out for too long, though and I dive in for dinner. After 10 minutes of some tongue magic (I think she came…sure sounded like it), she flipped me over and says "Your turn!" On goes the cover and down go the lips. After a nice 5 minute CBJ, she gives me a wicked smile, straddles me and sinks down on Senor Happy. After a few minutes of CG, we switch over to doggie (her fave). After a few minutes I have to slow down, as the site of us in the bedside mirror almost tips me over the edge. On to some mish and back to doggie, I feel the juices churning but I slow down a fraction too late. Knowing the engine's gonna blow, I speed back up and finish with a flury.
After catching our breath and cleaning up (spilt wine and spilt seed), we saunter over to the bathroom for a nice, candle-lit shower. Some mutual soaping down and kissing ensues before we dry off, hang out on her bed and chat a bit more over some more wine. She's such a sweet girl and really easy to talk to. So rare to see someone with such a slammin' body and cute face without any pretension or attitude! She didn't check the time at all…it was actually me who noticed our hour was up. Final kiss and hug at the door and I was on my way, completely satisfied with a huge grin on my face.
Fantasy fulfilled, big time!
Word to the wise, gentlemen. She really gets a kick out of dressing up. I didn't see what other costumes she had, but I strongly recommend the naughty schoolgirl!
See you next month, Danika! ;)
After a couple of PM's back and forth (including her suggesting a naughty schoolgirl outfit….twist my arm!) we set up a date for Thursday evening.
Thursday comes and after a completely unfocused day at work, I call Danika to confirm & ask if we can push our appointment by 30 minutes, as I got held up at the office. "No problem" she says. It was the first time I heard her voice, and she sounded so sweet & friendly. Such a relief. Might have had second thoughts if she sounded cold and disinterested.
Off I go to the West End and after a pit stop to buy a bottle of wine, I arrive at her place and she buzzes me up. The heart starts to race as I approach her door and give it a couple of taps. I can hear the sound of stiletto heeled boots approaching the other side of the door and I grin, knowing my naughty little schoolgirl is sporting some naughty little ‘fuck me' boots! The door opens and as my eyes adjust to the candle-lit suite, I get my first full view of Danika. :D I was right with my guess on the footwear front; sexy black leather boots that topped out just below the knees. And it only got better as my gaze drifted upwards, taking in her toned, tanned and smooth thighs, her short little plaid skirt, her low cut top showing off her delectable cleavage, her kissable neck and her sweet, smiling, innocent face. Instant boner! I almost passed out due to the sudden rush of blood to the ol' meat missile!
She loves the fact that I brought her a gift, and we open the vino and drink a glass each on her bed while getting to know each other a bit better. Fellas, I just gotta say….the paradoxical combination of a sweet, innocent-looking girl with a sexy alt-schoolgirl outfit is SO HAWT!
So after a few minutes of talking and a few kisses, she has me sit at the foot of her bed and gives me a low, erotic striptease. Lots of kissing my neck, gyrating her lovely ass as it tantalizingly grazes my denim covered beaver cleaver. Soon enough, she's wearing nothing but the boots and I'm in heaven. Such a nice toned body and perfectly suckable tits. She certainly had the "tease" part of the striptease down, as she hovered her breasts just out of licking distance. I wasn't complaining, because unlike the lap dances at the Paramount, I knew I wouldn't be leaving frustrated!
Now taking it to the next level, she takes my shirt and pants off while I scramble to take my socks off (never let them see you pant-less with your socks still on…not sexy!). She scoots me up onto her bed as she slides on top of me, kissing me as my hands explore her body. She seems just as wound up from the striptease as I am. I flip her over and kiss her lips, working my way down to her neck, her breasts, her stomach, her hips, her inner thighs, stopping just short of her pussy. "Now who's the tease?" she moans. I can't hold out for too long, though and I dive in for dinner. After 10 minutes of some tongue magic (I think she came…sure sounded like it), she flipped me over and says "Your turn!" On goes the cover and down go the lips. After a nice 5 minute CBJ, she gives me a wicked smile, straddles me and sinks down on Senor Happy. After a few minutes of CG, we switch over to doggie (her fave). After a few minutes I have to slow down, as the site of us in the bedside mirror almost tips me over the edge. On to some mish and back to doggie, I feel the juices churning but I slow down a fraction too late. Knowing the engine's gonna blow, I speed back up and finish with a flury.
After catching our breath and cleaning up (spilt wine and spilt seed), we saunter over to the bathroom for a nice, candle-lit shower. Some mutual soaping down and kissing ensues before we dry off, hang out on her bed and chat a bit more over some more wine. She's such a sweet girl and really easy to talk to. So rare to see someone with such a slammin' body and cute face without any pretension or attitude! She didn't check the time at all…it was actually me who noticed our hour was up. Final kiss and hug at the door and I was on my way, completely satisfied with a huge grin on my face.
Fantasy fulfilled, big time!
Word to the wise, gentlemen. She really gets a kick out of dressing up. I didn't see what other costumes she had, but I strongly recommend the naughty schoolgirl!
See you next month, Danika! ;)
Friday, February 9. 2007
Ashley Part 2 - Nantucket Escorts
So after much anticipation and waiting more than 24 hours to re-sample the infamous Ashley again, the time came again today!
Just a side note though:
There are a lot of people who say that she missed their appointment. Maybe even multiple appointments, but in all honesty things can come up in ones life that are unexpected and I’m almost positive that she has a perfectly reasonable explanation for it. Even if she doesn’t have one that sucks for you because I don’t have a problem seeing her at all : ). Maybe she likes me more : ). Quit the complaining, a SP is not like a mcdonalds drive through. They obviously have other things in there life, besides servicing guys. Give the girl a break. ( I know some smart ass is going to argue and say if a SP isn’t organized or whatever then she shouldn’t be in the business). Say what you want to say, this girl is amazing, a little negative comment on this “internet review board” is not going to “make or break her” when she is so damn good at what she does and so effin HOT.
Anyways, on to the session. phenomenal. When it was all said and done both of us were light headed in need of catching our breath. This session was even better than the first. This lady knows what she’s doing and she is damn good at doing it.
When I walked in and saw her she looked even hotter than I remember from yesterdays session. My jaw dropped and hit the floor, when I picked it up I inspected her further. She had on the sexiest outfit just for me. I didn’t know If I wanted to take it all off or leave it on and look at her for the whole night. Obviously I had to open my present…….. slowly.....and took my time…
I don’t want to get into details, for my own privacy reasons, but her and I had quite the time, I know she enjoyed it as much as me, if not more. but this woman does know how to please a man, or at least me to the dot. Its amazing to find a woman who loves her job as much as we love receiving her services. I know im just repeating myself but this lady has the most sexiest body, IMHO a perfect body; every square inch of it. One word to describe it is DELICIOUS. I wish I could just touch every inch of it. I almost did tonight ; ) . it was hot to touch that one spot that drives her nuts. don’t get me wrong she is not just one of those hot ditzy girls, she also is very smart and has a lot of things to talk about, conversation with her is very pleasant, and her being so attractive makes it that much more pleasant. I think it makes it much better especially when I feel she can connect with me.
Just a warning to everyone, once u see this girl u will be going back or wanting to go back for seconds, thirds, fourths and so on. Or maybe that’s just describing me lol
So to end this review, or not so much a review, just a recommendation to see this lady if you have the chance to, or should I say if you are lucky enough to. I just wanted to say thanks to Ashley for such a wicked time and for being such a wild lady. You are definitely in a league of your own. You will defiantly be a regular for me, if that’s ok with you : )
Need to see her tomorrow again, if her schedule matches up with mine. this girls got me going crazy.
Just a side note though:
There are a lot of people who say that she missed their appointment. Maybe even multiple appointments, but in all honesty things can come up in ones life that are unexpected and I’m almost positive that she has a perfectly reasonable explanation for it. Even if she doesn’t have one that sucks for you because I don’t have a problem seeing her at all : ). Maybe she likes me more : ). Quit the complaining, a SP is not like a mcdonalds drive through. They obviously have other things in there life, besides servicing guys. Give the girl a break. ( I know some smart ass is going to argue and say if a SP isn’t organized or whatever then she shouldn’t be in the business). Say what you want to say, this girl is amazing, a little negative comment on this “internet review board” is not going to “make or break her” when she is so damn good at what she does and so effin HOT.
Anyways, on to the session. phenomenal. When it was all said and done both of us were light headed in need of catching our breath. This session was even better than the first. This lady knows what she’s doing and she is damn good at doing it.
When I walked in and saw her she looked even hotter than I remember from yesterdays session. My jaw dropped and hit the floor, when I picked it up I inspected her further. She had on the sexiest outfit just for me. I didn’t know If I wanted to take it all off or leave it on and look at her for the whole night. Obviously I had to open my present…….. slowly.....and took my time…
I don’t want to get into details, for my own privacy reasons, but her and I had quite the time, I know she enjoyed it as much as me, if not more. but this woman does know how to please a man, or at least me to the dot. Its amazing to find a woman who loves her job as much as we love receiving her services. I know im just repeating myself but this lady has the most sexiest body, IMHO a perfect body; every square inch of it. One word to describe it is DELICIOUS. I wish I could just touch every inch of it. I almost did tonight ; ) . it was hot to touch that one spot that drives her nuts. don’t get me wrong she is not just one of those hot ditzy girls, she also is very smart and has a lot of things to talk about, conversation with her is very pleasant, and her being so attractive makes it that much more pleasant. I think it makes it much better especially when I feel she can connect with me.
Just a warning to everyone, once u see this girl u will be going back or wanting to go back for seconds, thirds, fourths and so on. Or maybe that’s just describing me lol
So to end this review, or not so much a review, just a recommendation to see this lady if you have the chance to, or should I say if you are lucky enough to. I just wanted to say thanks to Ashley for such a wicked time and for being such a wild lady. You are definitely in a league of your own. You will defiantly be a regular for me, if that’s ok with you : )
Need to see her tomorrow again, if her schedule matches up with mine. this girls got me going crazy.
Sunday, December 31. 2006
Angel from Golden Moon - Danvers Escorts
A very quick review of Angel, from Golden Moon on W 8th Ave. close to Cambie.
Arrived at the studio, and asked for papasan since he gives me a deal, but he was not there, the girl who answered the door was a tall slender asiang girl, very elegant looking. She offered to meet all the girls and I agreed.
She introduced herself as Angel, she smiled a lot. Long dark hair on a perfectly done braid and a beautiful smile. Then I was introduced to another asian girl, she was older I would say mid-thirties, not my type, with a thicker build (can't remember her name). And last but not least, there was another girl, very attractive dark skinned beauty, knockout body, great breasts but things did not quite click when we shook hands, so I was undecisive between her and Angel.
Then Angel came back, but she took the time to change into a skimpy red dress, and wow, that did it, I had found my girl for the session.
Long story short, had a shower, she gave me a nice massage (I almost fell asleep) then on to the flip, no teasing unfortunately and we agreed on FS for $.4 She undressed and let me tell you, WOW, what a body beautiful breasts just gorgeous, amazing soft skin like silk and she kept smiling a lot. No kissing allowed and everything covered, but just having such a beautiful body within my reach made me happy, she had a nice disposition despite the restrictions which I respected.
If you like slim model-like asians, she's a great girl to see. She's a bit shy and pretty young, I wish her all the best. She also mentioned she works independently through an ad on the GS but could not find it.
L - 9
A - 7
S - 7.5
Repeat? quite possibly her body is to die for.
Arrived at the studio, and asked for papasan since he gives me a deal, but he was not there, the girl who answered the door was a tall slender asiang girl, very elegant looking. She offered to meet all the girls and I agreed.
She introduced herself as Angel, she smiled a lot. Long dark hair on a perfectly done braid and a beautiful smile. Then I was introduced to another asian girl, she was older I would say mid-thirties, not my type, with a thicker build (can't remember her name). And last but not least, there was another girl, very attractive dark skinned beauty, knockout body, great breasts but things did not quite click when we shook hands, so I was undecisive between her and Angel.
Then Angel came back, but she took the time to change into a skimpy red dress, and wow, that did it, I had found my girl for the session.
Long story short, had a shower, she gave me a nice massage (I almost fell asleep) then on to the flip, no teasing unfortunately and we agreed on FS for $.4 She undressed and let me tell you, WOW, what a body beautiful breasts just gorgeous, amazing soft skin like silk and she kept smiling a lot. No kissing allowed and everything covered, but just having such a beautiful body within my reach made me happy, she had a nice disposition despite the restrictions which I respected.
If you like slim model-like asians, she's a great girl to see. She's a bit shy and pretty young, I wish her all the best. She also mentioned she works independently through an ad on the GS but could not find it.
L - 9
A - 7
S - 7.5
Repeat? quite possibly her body is to die for.
Wednesday, November 22. 2006
A few reviews - Danvers Escorts
Okey dokey, time to post some stored up reviews....
Haley - 786-7850 - very attractive brunette on the Wside of Vanc. service includes a great massage CBJ, as many positions as you would like....she has HUGE natural tits - just had a kid but it does not show and everything is nice and tight. $$$ for an hour, I don't see her often but I enjoy her when I do.
College Masseuse - Van Courier 788-9883 - well, I am not sure when she was in college but it ain't right now...anyway .6 for a massage and $1.2 for FS - she is near metrotown. Asian, petite, nice firm tits and ass....kitty is kinda hairy...apratment is not quite a dump but close....massage is weak...but the FS was great, she humps like a fucking rabbit!! She did this thing where she crawls away from you and then opens her pussy up wide and uses it to wrap her puss around one nut at a time...think teabag with her pussy...fucking great feeling and then is happy to hump hard!
jens massage - http://www.jenmassage.com/ -went for a half and she will crawl all over your body which is a great feeling, no FS but the HJ was fanfuckingtastic.
Rain in Richmond....on Granville in Richmond except she has moved....good massage will do full nude, digits etc. but no FS, although she did say next time....we'll see. She is well reviewed here, do a search.
Denise in marpole - this lady is French Canadian, used to be in Gastown. Anyway does a full nude massage, now, the massage is very good and there are digits and daty, but the price.....$1.5....just can't do that anymore, not for that service...plus...and what is the delicate way to say this,....she has packed on the pounds, she is not a BBW and not quite a fat chick but there is way to much cellulite on that ass for the money being charged...won't be going back - not because of bad service...there's just better out there for less.
HS spa on Granville - have seen Maggie, Lisa and Summer lately.
We all know my opinion (wonderful) of Maggie - do a search. Lisa is a little more uptight - only took the top off....but she does do the finger up the ass routine which is damn sexy on occassion...total was .8 for 30 mins...good massage too.
Summer is very nice but ass grab only, very good massage tho...and a nice HJ finish.
Sky spa - almost across the street from HS - fucking ripoff!!! Shitty massage from bitch attendant and then wanted 1.2 for a BJ - said thanks but no thanks...wanted .8 for HJ....I left with only a massage.
That's all for now Amigos - happy horndogging!
Haley - 786-7850 - very attractive brunette on the Wside of Vanc. service includes a great massage CBJ, as many positions as you would like....she has HUGE natural tits - just had a kid but it does not show and everything is nice and tight. $$$ for an hour, I don't see her often but I enjoy her when I do.
College Masseuse - Van Courier 788-9883 - well, I am not sure when she was in college but it ain't right now...anyway .6 for a massage and $1.2 for FS - she is near metrotown. Asian, petite, nice firm tits and ass....kitty is kinda hairy...apratment is not quite a dump but close....massage is weak...but the FS was great, she humps like a fucking rabbit!! She did this thing where she crawls away from you and then opens her pussy up wide and uses it to wrap her puss around one nut at a time...think teabag with her pussy...fucking great feeling and then is happy to hump hard!
jens massage - http://www.jenmassage.com/ -went for a half and she will crawl all over your body which is a great feeling, no FS but the HJ was fanfuckingtastic.
Rain in Richmond....on Granville in Richmond except she has moved....good massage will do full nude, digits etc. but no FS, although she did say next time....we'll see. She is well reviewed here, do a search.
Denise in marpole - this lady is French Canadian, used to be in Gastown. Anyway does a full nude massage, now, the massage is very good and there are digits and daty, but the price.....$1.5....just can't do that anymore, not for that service...plus...and what is the delicate way to say this,....she has packed on the pounds, she is not a BBW and not quite a fat chick but there is way to much cellulite on that ass for the money being charged...won't be going back - not because of bad service...there's just better out there for less.
HS spa on Granville - have seen Maggie, Lisa and Summer lately.
We all know my opinion (wonderful) of Maggie - do a search. Lisa is a little more uptight - only took the top off....but she does do the finger up the ass routine which is damn sexy on occassion...total was .8 for 30 mins...good massage too.
Summer is very nice but ass grab only, very good massage tho...and a nice HJ finish.
Sky spa - almost across the street from HS - fucking ripoff!!! Shitty massage from bitch attendant and then wanted 1.2 for a BJ - said thanks but no thanks...wanted .8 for HJ....I left with only a massage.
That's all for now Amigos - happy horndogging!
Wednesday, November 15. 2006
Melissa-craigslist - Roxbury Escorts
Friday nite just after 7pm and blowen off by a booked SP (see non-review VAN ISLAND LISA) and wanting to find someone to be with I turned to the Buy and Sell. Anyone that intrests me is unavailable. decide to take a look at craigslist. You other perbs seem to have OK luck with it.
Locate an add with a cute blonde, 20 years old, in yaletown. Melissa is her name (not in add) and phone# 778-838-1903.
Booked for 9 pm. Things are looking up. Get in Roxbury in record time, find parking fast. sometimes it takes 15 mins to find parking. Have a coffee at Blenzs and arrive at the place right at 9pm. Buzz to get in. No answer. Just great I'm thinking. Twice in a nite. Walk around the block. Re-buzz, and she answers. She says she needs another 10 mins to get ready. OK around the block I go. Get back and get buzzed in.
Get to the door and this stunning blonde opens the door. Fantastioc, no bait and switch.Quick shower and the fun beggins.
She's 5'2 , 130pds and early 20s.And BLONDE.
Starts with DFK with the softest pair of lips I can ever remember.
Then she starts on BBBJ were she brings me close to blowing 3 times while teasing me with Bl and BS . Fantastic deep throating and hand action.
Then I have her take off her clothes and I start to lick her pierced nipples.
Slowly work my way in Roxbury to her other lips were I spend a lot of time with tongue and digits. She comes twice.
Get her on top cowgirl and she go wild on herman. Get her to reverse cowgirl so I can see her ass slipping and slidding up and down. Nice.
Doggie next as she asks me to go harder and she comes. I finnish in mish.
What a great time I had . definitly will repeat next month, especially since she can arrange a dou with her and a tall redhead for me.
Donation for 1 hour $250
Locate an add with a cute blonde, 20 years old, in yaletown. Melissa is her name (not in add) and phone# 778-838-1903.
Booked for 9 pm. Things are looking up. Get in Roxbury in record time, find parking fast. sometimes it takes 15 mins to find parking. Have a coffee at Blenzs and arrive at the place right at 9pm. Buzz to get in. No answer. Just great I'm thinking. Twice in a nite. Walk around the block. Re-buzz, and she answers. She says she needs another 10 mins to get ready. OK around the block I go. Get back and get buzzed in.
Get to the door and this stunning blonde opens the door. Fantastioc, no bait and switch.Quick shower and the fun beggins.
She's 5'2 , 130pds and early 20s.And BLONDE.
Starts with DFK with the softest pair of lips I can ever remember.
Then she starts on BBBJ were she brings me close to blowing 3 times while teasing me with Bl and BS . Fantastic deep throating and hand action.
Then I have her take off her clothes and I start to lick her pierced nipples.
Slowly work my way in Roxbury to her other lips were I spend a lot of time with tongue and digits. She comes twice.
Get her on top cowgirl and she go wild on herman. Get her to reverse cowgirl so I can see her ass slipping and slidding up and down. Nice.
Doggie next as she asks me to go harder and she comes. I finnish in mish.
What a great time I had . definitly will repeat next month, especially since she can arrange a dou with her and a tall redhead for me.
Donation for 1 hour $250
Wednesday, November 8. 2006
Duo Review - Kinda - Nantucket Escorts
This was a truly fucked-up morning. I had gotten nailed again. The eloquently termed ‘a tingle in my dingle' I definitely had. It's those bbbj's I can't seem to live without. So off to the clinic I must go.
My usual clinic of choice is the Gay/Lesbian Center at Davie and Bute. I figure that they must see some pretty horrific stuff on a daily basis that renders my hetero travails mundane. My favorite, perb's own health nurse, wasn't there. Instead I was treated to a young fellow. I'm usually pretty chatty with nurses, waitresses, house-maids, etc. Today was no exception.
My conversational ease, charm and boyish good-looks kind of put this young fellow ill-at-ease. I figured maybe he thought I was coming on to him so I cooled it. I never thought that gay guys would be uncomfortable with a friendly het.
So anyway, he asks me all of the usual questions including if I've ever been there before. I said ‘Yep, I'm kind of a regular these days'. So I gave him my handle. (I'm not particularly bright in the morning.) And he looks me up in his database. ‘You were just here a couple of weeks ago,' he said.
‘Yeah', I said, ‘I got a thing for splooging all over young Asian women's faces. It turns my crank. Quite reasonably priced, too.'
He squirmed in his swivel chair and said, ‘Well, I think we'll skip the swab and …'
‘Sure, that OK by me. Just give me the antibiotics and we'll call it square'.
‘I can't do that.'
‘What do mean? I got a tingle and a wife.'
He squirmed further into his chair while looking me straight in the eye and said ‘We don't give out antibiotics to use as prophylactics. Here, pee in this and call back in a week for the result.'
‘What!' I said, ‘I can't hold off the wife for two weeks. A week, OK, she'll accept my fatigue excuse. Two weeks and I'm gonna be interrogated with a cattle prod!'
‘Pee in this.'
So I trudged off to the washroom and filled it up right to the brim. And then I somehow knocked it over and spilled out most of my specimen. ‘Fuck!' I hissed. I'm all out of pee. So I added some hot tap water. The results should be interesting.
I trudged back into his office carrying my hot little prize. ‘I'm sorry', he said, ‘You'll have to wait until we get the result.' He gave me that ‘I really care about you even though you're totally fucked-up' health worker look. I said, ‘OK'.
Well, now I'm in a real pickle. I pop into an internet café and google ‘STD Nantucket'. I was going to add ‘facial cum Asian teens' into the search parameters, too, but I had a mission. I need those drugs! ‘Yes!' I exclaim, perhaps a bit too loudly, ‘there's a clinic at Hornby and Drake!'
And off I went. Oh boy! Oh boy! A new clinic for me to explore.
I think it is called the Three Bridges Community Health something, something and I bellied up to the reception counter. ‘Can I help you' said the perky young Asian beauty. ‘Sure can,' I replied in a jaunty, God's-gift-to-women, husky-voiced way. I may even have winked, ‘Is this a STD clinic?'
‘Yes. Would you like an appointment?' She moistened her salaciously, pouting lips.
‘Is it possible to schedule for today?', I quivered.
‘Two o'clock. You'll need to fill out these forms.' And she handed me a clip board with a bunch of forms requiring much incriminating evidence.
‘Fuck', I thought. No clever handles to go by? They want my name, address, telephone number and HealthCare number! Yeah, sure. So I made up a name and gave a fictional address. The HealthCare number might be a real problem. I left that part blank and hoped that they might overlook it.
It was now around 11:30am and I had two and a half hours to kill and it was pissing rain outside. Too much time to stroll about and too little time to get into any serious trouble. I went back to the office.
At 1:55 pm I returned to the clinic and the place was hopping. My Asian love-doll was no longer there. Instead I presented myself to some decrepit crone. ‘I have a two o'clock', I said. ‘You're name?' Oh fuck! I couldn't remember. (My brain really get clogged up on rainy days.) I mumbled something. ‘Take a seat', she said.
I took the last remaining seat. Wow, this place is really busy. I leaned back, crossed my legs and threw my arms behind my head and took in the joint. There was a sign on the wall saying something about this being a UBC training center. Whatever, I thought. There were no spinners to feast my glinty little eyes on, so I took a nap.
At 2:15 I was summoned. Waiting for me at the door to the examination room was this hot blonde. Definitely ‘C' cups and a gorgeous ass. Weighed about 110 lbs. She introduced herself (I didn't catch her name, I was distracted by those deep blue pools of sexual ecstasy that were her eyes.)
‘I hope you don't mind if my friend joins us', she said. Well, that's what I thought she said. ‘She's a student in training and will be observing. Is that OK?'
‘Sure,' I replied.
The nursing student was a sizzling little brunette number. A little bit on the chunky side the way a lot of young women are these days. She had that sultry librarian look.
They led me into the examination room and proceeded to ask me quite a few very personal questions. I answered every one of them with an insouciant and breezy charm. These nurses were hot! I wanted them in a bad, bad way.
After about 20 minutes of delightful questioning I was handed an empty vial and told to pee into it. I knew the drill and excused myself. I filled that vial right to the prescribed fill line with a practiced perfection.
When I returned with my warm little gift they were waiting for me.
The hot, hot blonde pointed me to a little step stool and told me to stand on it and lower my trousers. Truly a lady she was. ‘We're going to do a visual exam and also check you for testicular cancer. Is that OK', she purred.
‘Sure,' I said. I was starting to get a little uneasy. Usually at this point in the session the ladies are pretty much undressed and/or in the process of doing so. These two vixens were not making any kind of motion towards undressing. I'm a bit shy at times and being outnumbered here was a trifle unnerving.
Anyway, I dropped my drawers. They pulled up a couple of chairs to sit in and the blonde proceeded to caress my boys.
My courage failed me. I did not have the stones to request a happy ending. Instead I closed my eyes and engaged in a private viewing of ‘Porno in the Clinic'.
I felt the warm blood filling my member. ‘Shit!' I snapped back into reality and looked down to witness my fully tumescent shaft – I had a full chubby! ‘Stop! Stop!' I cried inside my twisted little head. But there was no stopping it.
I looked down into both of my playmate's eyes and saw horror. Their mouths were open but not in a particularly welcome manner. They were aghast and struggling to maintain their professional demeanor.
‘Your fine', my blonde delight barked.
She turned away as I pulled up my pants to cover my shame. The tips of my ears were burning. The lust drained out of me. She handed my much sought after antibiotics, a cup of water and drilled me their instructions.
I swallowed, gathered my things and beat a hasty retreat.
All in all, one truly fucked up day.
L: 8
A: 9 (until the end which I would rate as 1)
S: ?
My usual clinic of choice is the Gay/Lesbian Center at Davie and Bute. I figure that they must see some pretty horrific stuff on a daily basis that renders my hetero travails mundane. My favorite, perb's own health nurse, wasn't there. Instead I was treated to a young fellow. I'm usually pretty chatty with nurses, waitresses, house-maids, etc. Today was no exception.
My conversational ease, charm and boyish good-looks kind of put this young fellow ill-at-ease. I figured maybe he thought I was coming on to him so I cooled it. I never thought that gay guys would be uncomfortable with a friendly het.
So anyway, he asks me all of the usual questions including if I've ever been there before. I said ‘Yep, I'm kind of a regular these days'. So I gave him my handle. (I'm not particularly bright in the morning.) And he looks me up in his database. ‘You were just here a couple of weeks ago,' he said.
‘Yeah', I said, ‘I got a thing for splooging all over young Asian women's faces. It turns my crank. Quite reasonably priced, too.'
He squirmed in his swivel chair and said, ‘Well, I think we'll skip the swab and …'
‘Sure, that OK by me. Just give me the antibiotics and we'll call it square'.
‘I can't do that.'
‘What do mean? I got a tingle and a wife.'
He squirmed further into his chair while looking me straight in the eye and said ‘We don't give out antibiotics to use as prophylactics. Here, pee in this and call back in a week for the result.'
‘What!' I said, ‘I can't hold off the wife for two weeks. A week, OK, she'll accept my fatigue excuse. Two weeks and I'm gonna be interrogated with a cattle prod!'
‘Pee in this.'
So I trudged off to the washroom and filled it up right to the brim. And then I somehow knocked it over and spilled out most of my specimen. ‘Fuck!' I hissed. I'm all out of pee. So I added some hot tap water. The results should be interesting.
I trudged back into his office carrying my hot little prize. ‘I'm sorry', he said, ‘You'll have to wait until we get the result.' He gave me that ‘I really care about you even though you're totally fucked-up' health worker look. I said, ‘OK'.
Well, now I'm in a real pickle. I pop into an internet café and google ‘STD Nantucket'. I was going to add ‘facial cum Asian teens' into the search parameters, too, but I had a mission. I need those drugs! ‘Yes!' I exclaim, perhaps a bit too loudly, ‘there's a clinic at Hornby and Drake!'
And off I went. Oh boy! Oh boy! A new clinic for me to explore.
I think it is called the Three Bridges Community Health something, something and I bellied up to the reception counter. ‘Can I help you' said the perky young Asian beauty. ‘Sure can,' I replied in a jaunty, God's-gift-to-women, husky-voiced way. I may even have winked, ‘Is this a STD clinic?'
‘Yes. Would you like an appointment?' She moistened her salaciously, pouting lips.
‘Is it possible to schedule for today?', I quivered.
‘Two o'clock. You'll need to fill out these forms.' And she handed me a clip board with a bunch of forms requiring much incriminating evidence.
‘Fuck', I thought. No clever handles to go by? They want my name, address, telephone number and HealthCare number! Yeah, sure. So I made up a name and gave a fictional address. The HealthCare number might be a real problem. I left that part blank and hoped that they might overlook it.
It was now around 11:30am and I had two and a half hours to kill and it was pissing rain outside. Too much time to stroll about and too little time to get into any serious trouble. I went back to the office.
At 1:55 pm I returned to the clinic and the place was hopping. My Asian love-doll was no longer there. Instead I presented myself to some decrepit crone. ‘I have a two o'clock', I said. ‘You're name?' Oh fuck! I couldn't remember. (My brain really get clogged up on rainy days.) I mumbled something. ‘Take a seat', she said.
I took the last remaining seat. Wow, this place is really busy. I leaned back, crossed my legs and threw my arms behind my head and took in the joint. There was a sign on the wall saying something about this being a UBC training center. Whatever, I thought. There were no spinners to feast my glinty little eyes on, so I took a nap.
At 2:15 I was summoned. Waiting for me at the door to the examination room was this hot blonde. Definitely ‘C' cups and a gorgeous ass. Weighed about 110 lbs. She introduced herself (I didn't catch her name, I was distracted by those deep blue pools of sexual ecstasy that were her eyes.)
‘I hope you don't mind if my friend joins us', she said. Well, that's what I thought she said. ‘She's a student in training and will be observing. Is that OK?'
‘Sure,' I replied.
The nursing student was a sizzling little brunette number. A little bit on the chunky side the way a lot of young women are these days. She had that sultry librarian look.
They led me into the examination room and proceeded to ask me quite a few very personal questions. I answered every one of them with an insouciant and breezy charm. These nurses were hot! I wanted them in a bad, bad way.
After about 20 minutes of delightful questioning I was handed an empty vial and told to pee into it. I knew the drill and excused myself. I filled that vial right to the prescribed fill line with a practiced perfection.
When I returned with my warm little gift they were waiting for me.
The hot, hot blonde pointed me to a little step stool and told me to stand on it and lower my trousers. Truly a lady she was. ‘We're going to do a visual exam and also check you for testicular cancer. Is that OK', she purred.
‘Sure,' I said. I was starting to get a little uneasy. Usually at this point in the session the ladies are pretty much undressed and/or in the process of doing so. These two vixens were not making any kind of motion towards undressing. I'm a bit shy at times and being outnumbered here was a trifle unnerving.
Anyway, I dropped my drawers. They pulled up a couple of chairs to sit in and the blonde proceeded to caress my boys.
My courage failed me. I did not have the stones to request a happy ending. Instead I closed my eyes and engaged in a private viewing of ‘Porno in the Clinic'.
I felt the warm blood filling my member. ‘Shit!' I snapped back into reality and looked down to witness my fully tumescent shaft – I had a full chubby! ‘Stop! Stop!' I cried inside my twisted little head. But there was no stopping it.
I looked down into both of my playmate's eyes and saw horror. Their mouths were open but not in a particularly welcome manner. They were aghast and struggling to maintain their professional demeanor.
‘Your fine', my blonde delight barked.
She turned away as I pulled up my pants to cover my shame. The tips of my ears were burning. The lust drained out of me. She handed my much sought after antibiotics, a cup of water and drilled me their instructions.
I swallowed, gathered my things and beat a hasty retreat.
All in all, one truly fucked up day.
L: 8
A: 9 (until the end which I would rate as 1)
S: ?
Wednesday, November 1. 2006
Flying High with Sexy Vivienne!!!!! - Lowell Escorts
As my first review I thought I should start my own thread not simply comment on MSOG KING's wonderful review.
I am a long time user of PERB but this is my first post. I am writing this at the Calgary Airport just waiting for my connecting flight to Toronto. MSOG's post really opened up a world for me and so I felt I had to become a registered user to PERB and post.
I have seen Vivienne about four or time times on previous trips to Lowell and I have always enjoyed her and the service she provides. I guess when it comes to sex I am generally a pretty "vanilla" kind of guy. I always have a great time with Vivienne and with some of the other SP's I have been with but it has always been a basically physical event with some polite conversation at the beginning and end.
This post gave me an entirely new idea and I called Vivienne to see if it would be ok. She said because we have seen each other so many times and the comfort and trust is there she was ok with it.
This is how my fantasy played out:
I have always wondered what might happen if I walked into the wrong hotel room and found a woman is a compromising position. So this is what happened.
I am a little short on time before my flight so I will give the "readers digest version."
I arrive at her place and she buzzes me into the front door. I walk down the hallway (this building is quite high end and looks like a good hotel inside) toward my suite. I have my key ready but the door is slightly ajar and so I walk in. The lights are dim and there are several candles burning and music playing (Italian music). As I walk in I hear the sound of water splashing and see that the bathroom door is open and I see the flicker of more candles.
I open the door wide and discover a beautiful woman in the bathtub. Tons of bubbles cover her body and she is relaxing, lying back with her curly locks tied in a knot on top of her head. She seems to be asleep or in a mediation of some sort.
My mind clears and I realize I must have walked in the wrong room and start to back away when she says in the friendly sweet voice "hello stranger, how are you?"
"I am sorry," I said "I must have walked in the wrong room!"
"Don't be sorry, you arrived at the perfect time to help dry my back."
With that she stood up and I saw the perfection of her body mostly covered with wet bubbles.
"The towel is over there, can you help?" she asked.
"Of course" I said and proceeded to gentle pat her dry and she slowly turned so I could dry her entire body. "You are so sweet, and really cute." she said. "It seems that with your gentle touches I am even more wet than a minute ago."
"I hate to sleep alone, would you join me?" she asked. I followed her out of the bathroom toward the bed she pulled me tight, kissed me and slowly undressed me.
What followed was an hour of passion that I have not experienced in years – even on previous visits with Vivienne. The addition of a little bit of fantasy made the experience with Vivienne so much more powerful. When I left I felt like a new man - completely different. I will be flying high for a month!
Thanks MSOG KING for a wonder idea and thanks to Vivienne for making what is always a special time – perfect!
Vivienne has been well reviewed but I will give details on service.
GFE service includes kissing, DATY, MSOG, CBJ, all services covered.
Very attractive with a killer body that must be seen. Her pictures on her web site are accurate.
Contact information telephone 604-999-0440 email vivienne@sexyvivienne.com web address http://www.sexyvivienne.com
SPECIAL NOTE: I discussed my fantasy in some detail with Vivienne and did pay an additional tip (for me one brown) for her extra preparation and effort.
Vivienne DOES NOT do what many might consider "role-play" including "domination / submission". She explained to me that she finds it difficult to be different in her work than she is in her everyday life. She is sweet and accommodating and willing to please and is a great actress for men looking for a little bit of extra imagination in their sessions with her.
I am a long time user of PERB but this is my first post. I am writing this at the Calgary Airport just waiting for my connecting flight to Toronto. MSOG's post really opened up a world for me and so I felt I had to become a registered user to PERB and post.
I have seen Vivienne about four or time times on previous trips to Lowell and I have always enjoyed her and the service she provides. I guess when it comes to sex I am generally a pretty "vanilla" kind of guy. I always have a great time with Vivienne and with some of the other SP's I have been with but it has always been a basically physical event with some polite conversation at the beginning and end.
This post gave me an entirely new idea and I called Vivienne to see if it would be ok. She said because we have seen each other so many times and the comfort and trust is there she was ok with it.
This is how my fantasy played out:
I have always wondered what might happen if I walked into the wrong hotel room and found a woman is a compromising position. So this is what happened.
I am a little short on time before my flight so I will give the "readers digest version."
I arrive at her place and she buzzes me into the front door. I walk down the hallway (this building is quite high end and looks like a good hotel inside) toward my suite. I have my key ready but the door is slightly ajar and so I walk in. The lights are dim and there are several candles burning and music playing (Italian music). As I walk in I hear the sound of water splashing and see that the bathroom door is open and I see the flicker of more candles.
I open the door wide and discover a beautiful woman in the bathtub. Tons of bubbles cover her body and she is relaxing, lying back with her curly locks tied in a knot on top of her head. She seems to be asleep or in a mediation of some sort.
My mind clears and I realize I must have walked in the wrong room and start to back away when she says in the friendly sweet voice "hello stranger, how are you?"
"I am sorry," I said "I must have walked in the wrong room!"
"Don't be sorry, you arrived at the perfect time to help dry my back."
With that she stood up and I saw the perfection of her body mostly covered with wet bubbles.
"The towel is over there, can you help?" she asked.
"Of course" I said and proceeded to gentle pat her dry and she slowly turned so I could dry her entire body. "You are so sweet, and really cute." she said. "It seems that with your gentle touches I am even more wet than a minute ago."
"I hate to sleep alone, would you join me?" she asked. I followed her out of the bathroom toward the bed she pulled me tight, kissed me and slowly undressed me.
What followed was an hour of passion that I have not experienced in years – even on previous visits with Vivienne. The addition of a little bit of fantasy made the experience with Vivienne so much more powerful. When I left I felt like a new man - completely different. I will be flying high for a month!
Thanks MSOG KING for a wonder idea and thanks to Vivienne for making what is always a special time – perfect!
Vivienne has been well reviewed but I will give details on service.
GFE service includes kissing, DATY, MSOG, CBJ, all services covered.
Very attractive with a killer body that must be seen. Her pictures on her web site are accurate.
Contact information telephone 604-999-0440 email vivienne@sexyvivienne.com web address http://www.sexyvivienne.com
SPECIAL NOTE: I discussed my fantasy in some detail with Vivienne and did pay an additional tip (for me one brown) for her extra preparation and effort.
Vivienne DOES NOT do what many might consider "role-play" including "domination / submission". She explained to me that she finds it difficult to be different in her work than she is in her everyday life. She is sweet and accommodating and willing to please and is a great actress for men looking for a little bit of extra imagination in their sessions with her.
Wednesday, October 18. 2006
NaNa B&S,Beware - Lowell Escorts
saw the ad in GS with cute,busty photo,rang the#,set an appt& asked twice if the pic was accurate&was assured it was actual photo.
Upon arrival I was greeted by a busty girl in negligee,average looks, decent rockets,but NOT THE GIRL IN THE AD1.I had the ad in my hand and asked where she was& the tapdance began "she come later" so I said I'd wait.then "she day off' I reminded her that I'd asked on the phone if the pic was real,finally she admitted "just picture". I brushed past her into the living room but there was no papasan there which was probably a good thing cuz I was definitely seeking confrontation which would come to no good.
There's way too much of this B&S BS.Here's what I suggesty ALL of us do..
Have the pic in hand to compare&if they don't match...
Incall..say that a mistake has been made.Be polite&calm(I admit I wasn't)and if the girl in photo is not forthcoming do a 180&leave
Outcall..phone the agency&politely say a mistake has been made.If you're in an apt. escort the girl to the front door&make sure she's out.Otherwise she could phone the driver&let him in& both are back at your door.Messy.
I know it's sometimes easier to say wtf I'm here or she's here at my apt.I did that when AfterMidnight sent a bogus Amy cuz she wasn't bad with good tata s but she wouldn't do GFE(as advertised)& WAS NOT THE GIRL IN THE PHOTO.
I get so fed up with this b...s..t it s an insult to the intelligence.
Upon arrival I was greeted by a busty girl in negligee,average looks, decent rockets,but NOT THE GIRL IN THE AD1.I had the ad in my hand and asked where she was& the tapdance began "she come later" so I said I'd wait.then "she day off' I reminded her that I'd asked on the phone if the pic was real,finally she admitted "just picture". I brushed past her into the living room but there was no papasan there which was probably a good thing cuz I was definitely seeking confrontation which would come to no good.
There's way too much of this B&S BS.Here's what I suggesty ALL of us do..
Have the pic in hand to compare&if they don't match...
Incall..say that a mistake has been made.Be polite&calm(I admit I wasn't)and if the girl in photo is not forthcoming do a 180&leave
Outcall..phone the agency&politely say a mistake has been made.If you're in an apt. escort the girl to the front door&make sure she's out.Otherwise she could phone the driver&let him in& both are back at your door.Messy.
I know it's sometimes easier to say wtf I'm here or she's here at my apt.I did that when AfterMidnight sent a bogus Amy cuz she wasn't bad with good tata s but she wouldn't do GFE(as advertised)& WAS NOT THE GIRL IN THE PHOTO.
I get so fed up with this b...s..t it s an insult to the intelligence.
Tuesday, October 17. 2006
Totally Unreliable - Andover Escorts
After 2 no shows at an establishment a month ago, I pretty much forgot about Totally. That was until I read something on Perb about flying turkey diner and Thanksgiving special.
I called Totally's cell after 6:00PM on Thursday. Totally answered to my pleasant surprise. Totally sounded nice on the phone. She even called me Hun? We agreed to meet at 11:30PM. I was Totally happy.
Just to be sure, I PMed Totally.
Private Message
Thursday 6:47PM
Just got off the phone with you.
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So the arrangement is I will call you from in Andover at 11:30PM tonight for details.
Thanks
FastMustang
At 11:30PM Thursday night, I called Totally's cell from in Andover. No answer. I called again. No answer. I walked around the block, called, no answer. I walked around the block again, called several times again, no answer. This calling thing was becoming obsessive. I stopped calling. Besides it was already 12:10AM. Time to go home. I was Totally not happy.
Soon as I got home, I PMed Totally.
Private Message
Friday 1:11AM
What happened to my appointment Thursday 11:30PM?
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*******, I was by your hotel for my appointment Thursday 11:30PM. I called your cell many times, but you didn't answer. What happened? I waited around in Andover until 10 after mid-night before I left.
Next day Totally PMed me back.
Private Message
Friday 6:55AM and Friday 6:58AM
SOOOOO SORRY!
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Babe I am so so sorry.....I fell asleep....I will give you a 50$$$ discount if you want to get together again.....so sorry love. Your time is important to me.
Love
****
That was very generous of Totally, but then I recalled the establishment offered me a discount as well when Totally was a no show twice. So I think to myself what is the use of discount after discount if I can't get the goods in the first place?
Being the understanding person that I am, I PMed Totally back.
Private Message
Friday 2:28PM
Re: SOOOOO SORRY!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by **************
Babe I am so so sorry.....I fell asleep....I will give you a 50$$$ discount if you want to get together again.....so sorry love. Your time is important to me.
Love
****
Hi *******, a discount is not necessary. Please give me another appointment for this weekend if possible.
Thanks
FastMustang.
It is now Sunday evening. The weekend is almost over and no reply from Totally.
That brilliant George Bush once said
====================================
There's an old saying
in Tennessee.
I know it's in Texas,
probably in Tennessee.
Fool me once...
...shame on...
Shame on you.
You fool me,
we can't get fooled again.
==========================
Well I got fooled 4 times. That Totally don't look good on my resume.
Since this is a review board, I should at least attempt a L/A/S.
L: 0 Totally sight unseen.
A: 8 She called me Hun!
S: 0 Totally unserviced.
I called Totally's cell after 6:00PM on Thursday. Totally answered to my pleasant surprise. Totally sounded nice on the phone. She even called me Hun? We agreed to meet at 11:30PM. I was Totally happy.
Just to be sure, I PMed Totally.
Private Message
Thursday 6:47PM
Just got off the phone with you.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So the arrangement is I will call you from in Andover at 11:30PM tonight for details.
Thanks
FastMustang
At 11:30PM Thursday night, I called Totally's cell from in Andover. No answer. I called again. No answer. I walked around the block, called, no answer. I walked around the block again, called several times again, no answer. This calling thing was becoming obsessive. I stopped calling. Besides it was already 12:10AM. Time to go home. I was Totally not happy.
Soon as I got home, I PMed Totally.
Private Message
Friday 1:11AM
What happened to my appointment Thursday 11:30PM?
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*******, I was by your hotel for my appointment Thursday 11:30PM. I called your cell many times, but you didn't answer. What happened? I waited around in Andover until 10 after mid-night before I left.
Next day Totally PMed me back.
Private Message
Friday 6:55AM and Friday 6:58AM
SOOOOO SORRY!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Babe I am so so sorry.....I fell asleep....I will give you a 50$$$ discount if you want to get together again.....so sorry love. Your time is important to me.
Love
****
That was very generous of Totally, but then I recalled the establishment offered me a discount as well when Totally was a no show twice. So I think to myself what is the use of discount after discount if I can't get the goods in the first place?
Being the understanding person that I am, I PMed Totally back.
Private Message
Friday 2:28PM
Re: SOOOOO SORRY!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Quote:
Originally Posted by **************
Babe I am so so sorry.....I fell asleep....I will give you a 50$$$ discount if you want to get together again.....so sorry love. Your time is important to me.
Love
****
Hi *******, a discount is not necessary. Please give me another appointment for this weekend if possible.
Thanks
FastMustang.
It is now Sunday evening. The weekend is almost over and no reply from Totally.
That brilliant George Bush once said
====================================
There's an old saying
in Tennessee.
I know it's in Texas,
probably in Tennessee.
Fool me once...
...shame on...
Shame on you.
You fool me,
we can't get fooled again.
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Well I got fooled 4 times. That Totally don't look good on my resume.
Since this is a review board, I should at least attempt a L/A/S.
L: 0 Totally sight unseen.
A: 8 She called me Hun!
S: 0 Totally unserviced.
Monday, October 16. 2006
Totally Unreliable - Florida Escorts
After 2 no shows at an establishment a month ago, I pretty much forgot about Totally. That was until I read something on Perb about flying turkey diner and Thanksgiving special.
I called Totally's cell after 6:00PM on Thursday. Totally answered to my pleasant surprise. Totally sounded nice on the phone. She even called me Hun? We agreed to meet at 11:30PM. I was Totally happy.
Just to be sure, I PMed Totally.
Private Message
Thursday 6:47PM
Just got off the phone with you.
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So the arrangement is I will call you from in Florida at 11:30PM tonight for details.
Thanks
FastMustang
At 11:30PM Thursday night, I called Totally's cell from in Florida. No answer. I called again. No answer. I walked around the block, called, no answer. I walked around the block again, called several times again, no answer. This calling thing was becoming obsessive. I stopped calling. Besides it was already 12:10AM. Time to go home. I was Totally not happy.
Soon as I got home, I PMed Totally.
Private Message
Friday 1:11AM
What happened to my appointment Thursday 11:30PM?
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*******, I was by your hotel for my appointment Thursday 11:30PM. I called your cell many times, but you didn't answer. What happened? I waited around in Florida until 10 after mid-night before I left.
Next day Totally PMed me back.
Private Message
Friday 6:55AM and Friday 6:58AM
SOOOOO SORRY!
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Babe I am so so sorry.....I fell asleep....I will give you a 50$$$ discount if you want to get together again.....so sorry love. Your time is important to me.
Love
****
That was very generous of Totally, but then I recalled the establishment offered me a discount as well when Totally was a no show twice. So I think to myself what is the use of discount after discount if I can't get the goods in the first place?
Being the understanding person that I am, I PMed Totally back.
Private Message
Friday 2:28PM
Re: SOOOOO SORRY!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by **************
Babe I am so so sorry.....I fell asleep....I will give you a 50$$$ discount if you want to get together again.....so sorry love. Your time is important to me.
Love
****
Hi *******, a discount is not necessary. Please give me another appointment for this weekend if possible.
Thanks
FastMustang.
It is now Sunday evening. The weekend is almost over and no reply from Totally.
That brilliant George Bush once said
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There's an old saying
in Tennessee.
I know it's in Texas,
probably in Tennessee.
Fool me once...
...shame on...
Shame on you.
You fool me,
we can't get fooled again.
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Well I got fooled 4 times. That Totally don't look good on my resume.
Since this is a review board, I should at least attempt a L/A/S.
L: 0 Totally sight unseen.
A: 8 She called me Hun!
S: 0 Totally unserviced.
I called Totally's cell after 6:00PM on Thursday. Totally answered to my pleasant surprise. Totally sounded nice on the phone. She even called me Hun? We agreed to meet at 11:30PM. I was Totally happy.
Just to be sure, I PMed Totally.
Private Message
Thursday 6:47PM
Just got off the phone with you.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So the arrangement is I will call you from in Florida at 11:30PM tonight for details.
Thanks
FastMustang
At 11:30PM Thursday night, I called Totally's cell from in Florida. No answer. I called again. No answer. I walked around the block, called, no answer. I walked around the block again, called several times again, no answer. This calling thing was becoming obsessive. I stopped calling. Besides it was already 12:10AM. Time to go home. I was Totally not happy.
Soon as I got home, I PMed Totally.
Private Message
Friday 1:11AM
What happened to my appointment Thursday 11:30PM?
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*******, I was by your hotel for my appointment Thursday 11:30PM. I called your cell many times, but you didn't answer. What happened? I waited around in Florida until 10 after mid-night before I left.
Next day Totally PMed me back.
Private Message
Friday 6:55AM and Friday 6:58AM
SOOOOO SORRY!
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Babe I am so so sorry.....I fell asleep....I will give you a 50$$$ discount if you want to get together again.....so sorry love. Your time is important to me.
Love
****
That was very generous of Totally, but then I recalled the establishment offered me a discount as well when Totally was a no show twice. So I think to myself what is the use of discount after discount if I can't get the goods in the first place?
Being the understanding person that I am, I PMed Totally back.
Private Message
Friday 2:28PM
Re: SOOOOO SORRY!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Quote:
Originally Posted by **************
Babe I am so so sorry.....I fell asleep....I will give you a 50$$$ discount if you want to get together again.....so sorry love. Your time is important to me.
Love
****
Hi *******, a discount is not necessary. Please give me another appointment for this weekend if possible.
Thanks
FastMustang.
It is now Sunday evening. The weekend is almost over and no reply from Totally.
That brilliant George Bush once said
====================================
There's an old saying
in Tennessee.
I know it's in Texas,
probably in Tennessee.
Fool me once...
...shame on...
Shame on you.
You fool me,
we can't get fooled again.
==========================
Well I got fooled 4 times. That Totally don't look good on my resume.
Since this is a review board, I should at least attempt a L/A/S.
L: 0 Totally sight unseen.
A: 8 She called me Hun!
S: 0 Totally unserviced.
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