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Contact: Through handle of ‘Honey’ on Perb
Rate: $300/hour; may be negotiable for long evenings / overnights

Initial contact was through Perb, she is available evenings (no daytime appointments at this point). She responded quickly and with photos, which are accurate and enticing to say the least. She has a very tight, toned, and tanned body, 27, 5’4”, 104 lbs., 32B-23-32. This was the first time we met, and as she only sees one client per night, an evening of her company is the best deal in town!

As stated in previous reviews, she is very discreet, but likes to communicate through e.mail and/or text messages before meeting in person. I found her ‘prep’ to be extremely exciting! Erotic photos showing off some of her new outfits, text messages on my cell, sometimes once, sometimes more. I’ve been in this hobby for a few years now, but have never experienced anyone who takes as much time and effort as Honey does, to ensure you not only have a great evening, but that the lead-up is just as provocative.

I booked a two hour meeting, we met in the lobby of the Hotel. She was right on time, and is easy to pick out, just look for the most stylish lady in view. She greeted me with a light kiss and hug, and we were on our way up the elevator.

Once we arrived in the room, she was genuinely thankful for my efforts to set the mood…candles were lit, chocolate fondue, wine on ice. We spent the next while getting to know each other better. It was fabulous not having to rush or watch the clock because of another appointment. She is an articulate woman who can converse intelligently on a wide variety of topics.

Her looks are hip and stylish, collar-length brunette with great eyes, and a fabulous kisser. Once we started to get comfortable, her affectionate side really came forward. I found her to be a real GFE, lots of LFK, DFK, hugging, then on to one of the best CBJ I’ve ever had, tons of eye contact. She will make you feel like the only man on earth. She's getting hair extensions soon, and will have dark brown hair to her nipples - BONUS!

DATY was sweet and very responsive, didn’t try any toys this time, but will definitely experiment more on our next visit. She is very accommodating in ALL the typical positions, but be careful, she is by far the tightest I have ever known. Didn’t ask about MSOG, but given her great attitude, I think she’d not only be open to it, but prefer it. And as you would expect she plays safe, I think Greece was the only place she didn’t travel.

In summary, I believe Honey could satisfy almost any desire, whether your looking for quiet company, GFE, maybe even a little PSE (didn’t ask). She genuinely enjoys what she does, and has a true wild side I need to explore further, as we only touched on it this time. I jokingly told her I wanted to ‘christen’ my desk at work one night, to which she replied, “absolutely!”. Didn’t expect that answer, just might need to try it out, as the risk factor makes it damn exciting!

Overall Summary:
L: 8
A: 9+ (best I’ve known to date)
S: 9

We had to cut our time a bit short, as I had promised to help a friend move later that evening (stupid me!), but it won’t be long before I’m back enjoying and tasting the sweetest Honey around! Honey, if you’re reading this, you truly are a gem and thank you for making our first of many get-togethers so memorable!

Been reading all the fuss about Kevin's place. Called up just to find out more info. Didn't mean to stay but Kevin said "come by nothing to lose" Went this afternoon and only 2 girls 1 girl was very young looking. Looks like a jail bait. Big bone but nice face. The other one was a petite Japanese girl maybe mid 20's with long pony tails wearing tight top showing her midriff and super tight bootyshorts with long socks and high heels. Kevin said the Japanese girl just arrived from Japan couple days ago. Quoted 160 for 45 mins FS with CBJ but if I wanted BBBJ it'd be 180 for 45mins. I was short on cash and wanted the 160 deal. But Kevin convinced me that I should go for the 180 deal and if I wasn't happy with the service to talk him. So I went with the Japanese girl I think her name was Vivi or Vivian. Couldn't remember. She showered with me and to my surprise started giving me BBBJ in the shower. I almost came but stopped her went to the bedroom. Gave me a back rub when she started to kiss my neck and lick my back. Flipped over and she kissed and lick my chest and started giving me a deep throat BBBJ and some BLS. 69, CG, reverse CG, doggy and MISH with her moaning in Japanese. Finished and she showered with me to clean me up. It was not dissapointing but next time when I don't feel like spending too much $ I'd stay with 160. BBBJ is not a deal breaker for me.

More catching up on reviews...

I'll start by saying that Tianna sure knows how to stand a guy up. :D

Ok, just kidding. I was getting pretty worried about my chances of keeping my morning appointment when I was unable to get in touch to confirm the day before. Finally, at about 6am, the day of I get through. I felt pretty bad about waking her (considering how painful it was to drag my own miserable self out of bed), and then she tells me the morning appointment isn't happening... she's sick, or some silly thing like that. At least I can go back to bed for a couple of hours.

Oh, but before we hung up we did set something up for lunch. :) And yes, feeling sick is a perfectly valid excuse, and yes, I'd anticipated the possibility from one of Tianna's posts earlier in the weekend, so I'm just being melodramatic.

I don't really have much to add to what's already been said... friendly, good-looking, sexy, tasty.

It was totally pouring, water-cannon style, so I got quite wet getting to her front door. Tianna greeted me with a very close embrace despite my award-winning impression of a drowned rat... Of course I got water all over the silky thing she was wearing, and then I forgot to say "here, let's get you out of those wet clothes."

Stewy commented about getting interrupted by the phone during his visit. I guess she took that feedback to hear, because her phone rang just as I was getting into the shower, and she got off the phone in a big hurry when I got out, and turned the phone off... or at least silenced the ringer.

Her prowess is undeniable. I said "why you naughty little vixen" when she squeezed ... and she grinned. A brief battle of wills ensued, but in the end she seduced and conquered me. I think I made the right choice in letting her win.

Between the reviews here and her website, I didn't have a whole lot to wonder or worry about before I met her. And I think I'll have to go back again.

Well, here i go again. Stopped by Silhouette last night. I was originally looking for Lily as i had such a great experience with her last time. I should have called, i just assumed she would be there, but she wasn't till late. I met the girls, Zoey ( a little chunky or maybe pregnant?), Emily i think her name was ( just ok ), Sugar ( On the heavier side but carried her weight well w/ a school girl outfit). The school girl thing got me instantly.

Spent an hour with Sugar. Very genuine SP, everything safe. Started with a CBJ for about 5 mins, then moved into mish for about 20-30 mins. She seemed to really enjoy it for the first half but i'm not easy, it could take me a whole hour sometimes obviously depending on how turned on i am. I guess she got fed up or seemed like she did, maybe i was wrong but i just wasn't feeling her. Her package didn't seem as tight as the others. I began caressing her body, and she lifted her arm to do the same and a deadly stench came from her underarms....can you say B.O.? It was deadly. Immediately turned me off, but i wasn't about to walk outta there empty handed so i closed my eyes and just went for it.

I must say, While sugar is beautiful, she needs some work. Hygiene work maybe. I guess when you go to a place like Silhouette you can't expect much.

So far Silhouette is the only place i've been to. Lily's service is nothing but amazing, i should have waited for her that night. Oh well, lesson learned....gotta call next time and make an appointment.

Might scope out BBC....see what the fuss is all about. I only heard good things about that place.

Hello Perberts,

I had an awesome time as usual :D Thanks VV?

I believe this is my 5th time I have seen VV. Sorry folks, my first review of her. As anyone on the board knows she has been well reviewed and is active on the board.

I emailed her late morning last week and she responsed quickly. That is the one thing with VV is she response to emails quickly (usually within a couple of hours, and definitely within 24 hrs.) We arranged a time via email to her usual incall stop in Toledo Toledo. Probably the nicest place I've seen.
See Greeted me with a hug and kiss. She was naked, just got out of the shower I guess. I was a few minutes early.

I bought some lingerie for her: Black garter belt (longer type) with metal clips, slight pink stockings cuban style with the line on the back of the leg, very sexy, and pearl thong panties that were white with pink fabric.

I put the donation in envelope and left on table and took a shower. When I came out she was all dressed up to my liking. I asked if we can role-play. I am the boss (although I was already naked), so it took out some of the realism, and Veronica was the secretary who I was going to fire for poor performance, UNLESS we can work something out :rolleyes: wink wink :D

I had not planned the roleplay so Veronica was a trooper and played along. It was very sexy with her voice being an innocent girl who was about to be fired. But also (as u might be able to guess) is NOT SO INNOCENT! Lucky for me. At one point I sat on the chair and she bent over to pick up a pencil. Man, what a view! :eek: Tourist come to Toledo for the nice view of Stanley Park, our mountains, and the water, but most have not experience our SPs in the city eh boys? :D Anyway, back to the story... she was bent or, where I helped myself to DATY, and some DATO.

and from sienfield....yada yada yada. I leave happy:D

I'm a big fan of DT
of all the SPs I have seen (which is fair bit, although I don't write too many reviews, since I'm so busy, and may of my SP encounters are NOT in Toledo).
Best DT of SPs I have seen:
1) VV (DT, very wet, lots of saliva)
2) Jenna from elite-Canadian (but I don't thinks she is with them anymore. She had DT bbbjcim, no swallow though.
3) available to any SPs....who can I put on the list?

Summary:
L: 9
A:10
S:9.9

:D First off the Fox Den Family is a Class Act and light years ahead of most agencies. The first time I went a couple of months back there was a appt. mishap, but these guys made up for it the next time around , and then some! They get an A for customer service and an A for being total class act, and you get all your moneys worth for it...Now for the real good stuff. I showed up at the Fox den for a 2 hr appt. and was greeted by Tiffany who was looking like she walked right out of a Playboy magazine and came up to give a big hug with a million dollar smile. A very interesting girl who can conversate on anything and make you feel at home while all the time oozing with sex appeal like those great looking cheerleaders in College. Shes got it all, a 5 ft 7hour glass frame waist and a Fine heart shaped Ass with sparks shooting out of it! Oh yeah, and those luscious bumble bee stung lookin lips that I'm still dreaming about. Great DFK . Lots of passion during the encounter with great eyecontact the whole way. She makes you feel like your on a real date and you just got lucky.
Her BBBJ (YMMV) was very talented and to die for, man nothin looks better than to look down there and see those luscious bumble bee stung lips attached to your member! We had ultimate sex with each other in numerous positions and her pelvis and body rythym where right on for me. I exploded 2 times during our rendevous as I had nothing left to give. Treat this Gem right, she deserves it.
L/9
S/9
A/10

I was in Columbus after a job interview that I had just blown and felt the urge to get blown.

Called the fox den but didn't realize they were all the way over by the Metrotown.:(

So I found myself on the doorstep of the Platinum club. I had never been before and thought "What the fuck?"

Went inside rang the bell. The receptionist answered the door and showed me in.
There were 2 girls available. Kobe & I don't remember the other's name.

I chose to spend an hour with Kobe.

The massage was pretty good, then comes the inevitable flip. I opt for FS for $$$. She wouldn't budge from $$$.

Kobe has pierced nipples. Incrediably sexy.

On goes the cover and Kobe does a very good CBJ. Digits, No DATY.:(

Earlier in the day I had taken the "Something about Mary" approached and figured if I fired one off earlier in the day at home, I'd be able to get more bang for my buck, so to speak.

Well, after Kobe jumps on CG. She's as tight as Rosie O'Donnell's grip on sandwich.
I go off like a twelve year old looking at a playboy.:eek: FUCK!

Kobe cleaned me up and we talked for a few mintues more.

The way I figure it she made roughly $5.00 a second. I'm in the wrong fucking busniess........

The whole thing cost $$$.85 for services & room rate.

Would I repeat. Probably not, simply based on the prices. That's expensive for the experience by anyone's standards.

While I had a good time, I think my days of "massage parlours" are over. I think I'm going to be visiting SP providers.

Service: 8
Attitude: 7
Price: 5

My next stop is definitely the Fox Den!!!!

Tiffany, baby, I'm coming for you!;)

Been a member for sometime now, and have read with interest the various reviews posted - so I guess it's time I contributed. It took me a little while to figure out what CL stood for, but I started to check out the posting there also. I have always wanted to do an in call (don't ask me why), but was not to sure how to approach this type of situation. Anyway, I took the plunge yesterday and called Jaime from CL. She advertised a web site (www.taoy.ca) which I visited; the pictures look good – attractive and a great body in my opinion. I got a voice mail and left a message. About fifteen, twenty minutes later she called back. We made the arrangement for 9:00 PM, she asked for directions and we agreed on the price (5 browns). We chatted for maybe 10 minutes, and it was very pleasant. I've had to clean up a little and wait.

She call about 10 to 9 to say she was outside looking for a parking spot and would be in shortly … parking is not very good were I live. She buzzed, and I let her in and when to the door. And there she was … and I have to say, just like the pictures., and on time to boot. This seemed like it was starting off OK. Offer of a drink, she had water and we move into my living room and started to chat. The usually sorts of stuff, "what do you do?", settled the cash, etc. – very comfortable, a little touching, snuggling, a fantastic strip tease – great tits not big but great. I would like to say at this point that she advertises a GFE experience, which, in the past I have not been able to distinguish from the normal (whatever the hell that is), but this time it was different.

Somewhere along the line we went from the living room to the bed, and that was something else. I think I now can say with some certainty that I know what GFE is suppose to be., because that's what I got. A great massage, BBBJ, reverse, digits and FS (covered) – couple of positions (miss and cowgirl - man that girl can ride), some more cuddling, fondling and kissing. It was one to the best experience I have had in a long time, and no clock watching. By the time everything was said and done, she had been at my place for over three hours – and no up sell. Tip was a brown – and it was well worth it.

I can highly recommend this girl and I'll be going back for more and more.

Warning to ADD Pooners: Long! Click. Now. Bad for Eyes.

Well, Christmas was a bit of a downer for me. I am sort of persona non grata with some of my family lately and I was excluded from some of the usual glad tidings and joy. Unbowed, I decided to splurge on a two hour session with my latest magnet, DeaAphrodite, as a belated present to myself. I thought about doing the Sweet Miss T duo thing to follow up my latest solo adventure with her but I wanted something a little more sensuous and the thought of those two voracious vixens pounding themselves with all manner of dildos, made me a little nervous (after all, at the moment of climax, which one would I focus on? Would the other be upset? Could I imagine myself with two cocks for them? etc.).

My poon wallet has been stretched lately (and Dea is getting to be a giant bungee cord on it) but with the family squabbles meaning less gifting I had some leeway. When I saw this picture:

http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=59182

The Aphroditian One in a pink corset -- it put my pulse up for several days and I kept dreaming about a long languorous fuck with her in it. I ended up phoning her on the spur of the moment knowing she's close by me in the West End. She was just coming back from the gym, so I had to wait an hour and a half and I used the time to shave the stones, scrub the fingernails and make sure no sour ass smells emanated from yon netherly regions. Dea is scrupulously clean without being maniacal so I always use this equation:

SS + AA + CC = GGF.
(Shaved Stones + Aromatic Ass + Clipped Claws = Great Glorious Fucking)

The clean pooner gets much better service as I have found virtually all of the top providers (Miss T, Szabina, Miranda, etc.) are super clean themselves. Guys that show up looking like Saddam fresh out of the spider hole are cheating themselves. I even selected a crispy new shirt I bought at a Boxing Day sale. Dea is very fashionable and I thought she might appreciate a little special touch.

When she opened the door, I nearly swallowed my lips. She had the pink corset with black lacing on as requested with black stockings, clear heels, garters, her hair up and pearls. I had asked that she wear her panties (pink) over the garters so that I could have the corset in view while the fucking and sucking went on. I have this vision of Marshall Matt Dillon doing nasty things to Miss Kitty, the saloon gal, from the old Gunsmoke series (yeah, I am that old). Dea herself is a no-bullshit 37 with the legs and ass of a cheerleader topped by two natural zeppelins of Hindenburg-like proportions. With her huge fucky black hair and pearl white skin, she looked like the Marshall's wet dream come true.

We talked about our fitness regimes and she showed me some stretching exercises she does and then she finished with twenty perfect, slow, controlled pushups. She did them with ease. No girly knee pushups for this gal. We talk about books. She has a big pile of obviously new books beside the sofa. It is an eclectic mix. It turns out she is a serial book buyer like I am. I stroked her buttery thighs all the time I was bullshitting about what I've read. I actually don't read that many books to completion but I buy a lot and then read about a third of them. Dea reads the whole thing and remembers key parts of books I've only pretended to finish.

The book and fitness banter lasted about ten minutes and then as soon as I leaned in, she gave me one of her patented long kisses. Dea is in a lip league of her own. I get almost instantly hard about 30 seconds into it with her and I motioned to her bedroom. She got up slowly, looked over her shoulder to make sure I was watching her ass, crooked a finger and sashayed in. The sight of her lovely swaying white butt topped by the pink and black lace corset had me following her every move like Jari Kurri looking for a drop pass from Wayne Gretzky.

Dea remembers what I like, so first thing, she does the slow unbuttoning of my shirt. Indeed, she appreciated the fabric and I am going, "Yes!". She gently drapes it over her wooden clothes butler for men (nice touch that) and turns back to me. "What will it be, this time, Mr. Libido?" she says. To such an open-ended question, I am always flummoxed but I stuttered, "Ummm, er, let's see if those lips do anything more than kissing." Boom. Opens the bedside drawer with all manner of lubes and condoms and selects the very one I told her I liked so much last time (Vivid available only at Rubber Rainbow). Down on her knees gracefully and she slowly zips me down. Admires the shorts (Costco but nice Tommy Hilfiger white) and then gives a quite unladylike yankola to spring the man-tulip loose.

I was more than ready. She was more than willing. The cover gets rolled down expertly and the fun begins. Fellows, if you want a woman who enjoys giving her blow jobs as much as you enjoy getting them, Dea is the one. She slurps, she sucks, she licks, she nuzzles, she moans and sighs. I saw her hand snake down into those pink panties and I heard little squishy sounds from down there. The whole time, I am looking at her in the mirror on her knees with the satin corset shimmering as she bobs and weaves. Even though I am a "love you long time guy", I start to worry I will blow right then and there.

Then I remembered, I've got two hours this time and I should get my money's worth ($450) even if I cum early. What the heck I say to myself. I held her shoulders for a little purchase and within about five minutes I am up on "the ramp of no return". I know I am going to cum and she somehow knows it too. She goes to a whole new level of monstrously deep slurping and simultaneous ball fondling. I stay up on the plateau of cum certainty for as long as I can. Finally, I lift up my hips and just let fly with total abandon. The sly smile I get is worth it. I'll worry about bullet number two later or not at all as this was worth it.

We flop back on the bed and share a glass of wine and some water. The lights of the West End glitter away outside her penthouse apartment and I am staring at the elegance of her in that tight bodice with her giant mams billowing out of the top like Bentley fenders pulling up beside a Hyundai. Overwhelming. Talk stops. I am only semi-hard but this does allow me to concentrate. I pull down the top and go at the nipples. They rise to my tongue. I vainly swallow as much as I can of the zeppelins. I am pulling at the pink panties at the same time and then I can't stand it anymore. I dive down and lick the inside of her thighs … big moans. Trace a tongue around the tightly trimmed lips. Bigger moans. Back to the thighs, Niddle noddle the clit. Dart the tongue in her sweet smelling puss, huge moanings. Slurping from top to bottom. Her breath gets shallow and fast. Alternating flat tonguing, sucking and pointy flicking on the hood, she finally arches and then folds hard as she screeches and loses her breath. I flip her over and apply soft kisses to her butt while she recovers. Just looking down at the creamy mounds with the corset frame, I start to get hard and I want to grab the lube and myself for a yanking to total stiffosity.

Dea won't have it. She turns over and invites me to rub in between the tits. Not a big fave of this but I get even harder looking down at her smiling face, so I oblige. I get rock hard because of the joy she takes in giving me this.

I turn her over and stuff a couple of pillows under her and there it is. The moment of truth for me. The ass of my dreams puffed up and framed by pink, her waist above cinched in by satin … stockings and garters below. I take one tentative poke at the pussy and then wade in and just rock back and forth with my balls squished up against her and my abs gliding up and down her pre-butt cheeks. She pushes back at me with her hands against the head board. I go for the glissando slide … each time I see the head of my cock withdraw, I hesitate ever so slightly and then slide up to the hilt slowly about 23 times. With each heave, she lets out a breathy sigh. She whips off the corset and I scurry her off to the side of the high bed and continue the back scuttling in standing doggie for another furious ten minutes. I am growling but I can't finish yet. Damn! I pull her on top of me and she rides to another blast off by rocking back and forth while I gooch the giant mams swaying above me. She literally screams this time.

Suddenly, I am somehow in her mouth again lying on my side and then she licks my balls while I stroke myself. With her down on all fours again, I drive her rapidly from behind going harder for number two. She is reaching back alternately pulling up on my balls into her and twiddling herself. I grab her hips and doink away exploring every nook and cranny of her wonderful quim. I feel like I am running 800 metres. I can't stand it anymore. Sweat is rolling off my forehead. Gasping, I have to pull it out for an airing and flop over exhausted thinking I shouldn't have blasted off so quickly.

Have I fucked up my own Christmas present?

We drink and talk some more. She massages my balls as we do. She puts on a little fashion show by hauling on some black filigree panties, garters and a black see-through robe. She kisses my nipples and draws down and envelopes the soft one in her mouth. I am hard again in one minute and I pull the new panties off and dive on top of her. I pull her legs high up to her shoulders and go at it that way. I spoon fuck her from behind and she throws a leg back over me and grinds to yet another cum. Back down for lazy doggie. Up on the pillows for yet another back scuttle of legendary length. Thank god she has a very private apartment as we are both jabbering and groan-shouting like the goofball fundamentalists speaking in tongues in Borat: "Oofoofoof! … yeah babybubela … fuck me/garf/hoooo/yassir arafat/uhsha/oosha" … I can't even tell who is saying what and my arms are quivering from holding myself above her on my fists. At one point, I am in full pushup position with my hands on her headboard lancing the undulating form underneath with nothing but cock. I finally pull the cover off and kneel beside her to wank over her with one hand scrooching her delicious ass cheeks. I goosh all over her bum and back in a glorious explosion of neantherdal grunting.

Dea tells me how much she liked all that.

I wipe off the goosh and lay back beside her exhausted, thinking we're done but as I am idly flicking her nipples, she sneaks a hand down to her pussy and starts moaning yet again. I watch her cum in amazement. I felt like flicking a lighter to this anthem or giving her a standing ovation:

"Dee-ah! Dee-ah! Dee-ah!"

Oh yeah, the pink corset and stockings stayed on for as much of this time as she could stand (corsets and super-athletic fucking are a wee problem). She tells me that orgasms can be even more intense some times because of the pressure of the corset. Aha! So that's why those Victorian ladies went for all that whalebone. Buy your wife a corset for Valentine's Day and see if she'll turn into Dea.

Best fucking Christmas present I'll ever buy myself because … Guess what boys? … Here's the secret …

Dea likes it all as much as we do … maybe more.

An unusual nite of fuckin, I guess that's the best way of describin it!:p

Was gonna go the casino tonite, had a couple o tokes, was feelin nice and mellow, ahh fuck it cruise around Canton a bit. Nothing looked interesting and there really wasn't much out there.

Headed to New West and was passing 8th, going west on Royal and a chick turned around with her thumb out! I was gonna pass her by, but something clicked my stop the car stupid, reflex! Could have been her long flowing hair or something in her demeanor, she was happy I stopped and cheerfully jumped in!

She was a Native chick and she had a nice set of boobs, really filled out her low cut sweater, maybe that's why I stopped, hmm! Wow that's an impressive set of tits you got there, I said. Ya I like them too she said and pulled one out and started suckin on it, ooooohh your my kinda gal!!!:p

Have you got any beer she said, sorry I don't, how bout smokes, sorry. Well I want some smokes, if you help me out abit I'll do something nice for you, she said. Really? I'm not a prostitute she said, I was clubbin tonite and I'm feelin like partyin some more. Well you got me feelin like fuckin myself I said, I'm really horny she says and starts suckin her tits some more.

Let's get some smokes she says, I'll make you a deal I say, how bout 2gr. for a nice fuck. By me smokes and give me $35 and I'll fuck you really good she says, Wow this is great, she's got me all excited whoohoo! I hit the petro can and get some smokes, help yourself to some donuts I tell her. I got some earlier because I've noticed some of the girls seem kinda hungry and they all love donuts!

Well she had been drinkin and was in a very jovial mood, she was American from Tulalip, Wa. has native status and comes to visit relatives now and then. Didn't do drugs, wasn't a ho just liked to drink and smoke pot, so she says!

Well we park and I give her $35, she can't get her clothes off fast enough, look at these she says and she's rubbin her big round droppy tits. They felt great and had large ring nips on the ends, soft and silky. She was a bit of a butterball but nice and smooth, great skin, oh those tits. She loved me shinin my flashlite on her puss, it was wet and dripping and she was poundin her fingers into it like crazy. Ohh I'm horny hurry and fuck me, look at it, it was throbbing and twitchin, holy fuck I was throbbin and twitchin!:p

What a nice box, nice full lips and fine fuzzy hair on it, I buried ol throbber in there for all I was worth. She had me goin, I fucked her harder than any chick in recent memory and she bucked that cunt up and down on my cock. Wow, you can really fuck, she says I'm gonna cum! Fuck, she was nice and snug and I could feel her cunt spazzaming and she was shuddering, that was it for me. I pounded away and blew a monster gusher!:p

Wow, that was the best cheap fuck I've had in years! She was in her late 30's and not bad lookin. Would you like to make some money fuckin some of my friends I ask her, are you going to be around for awhile? She's fishin with her stuff and had a few American $ in her pocket, well I may stay in Canada a bit longer if I made some money, but I'm not a prostitute you know.

That's OK, you don't have to be, if you had a phone I could send you some of my friends and you could make a few bucks without having to go out hookin! Well I don't go out hookin, I hang out infront of the Liquor store on Royal and 11th, I have a number but only phone it after 5;00pm, I don't want to piss off the roomate that lets me stay there. I would like to fuck your friends she says, have em call me! I got her # her name is Ronnie or Renn, she likes either one and she is one hell of a great fuck!

I am such an idiot, I know what I'm doing wrong now, I punch the # in my phone and forget to push OK, the stupid thing didn't hold it, fuck I just looked for it and its not there. Another good one got away, but she hangs down in that area and I will seek her out again, that's really dissapointing! Fuck!!:(

Well fuck it, anyway after I dropped her off I went to the Riverboat and did manage to win $400 before closing time. I was in a pretty good mood and figured I'd cruise up 12th and check out in Canton. As I get up toward 4th, that strange lookin ho at 4th is there again. She has glasses and looks abit froggish in a Zeppo Marx kinda way, I've seen her plenty of times headin home after fuckin all nite, never picked her up before, I do like the unusual however!

Trick machine pulls around the block and I stop infront of her, she comes over and hops in. Sheesh she looks kinda grannyish, voice in head says; ya but she might have a nice pussy! Well looks like were gonna find out once and for all, ya up for a 2gr fuck, sure she says, I got condoms, good!

I park and she wastes no time takin her gear off, her name is Irene and the best way to describe her would be a turtle without its shell!!:eek: Boy she has wrinkles, she musta been heavy once but right there was this big mound beaver with sparse fine blonde hair on it and nice plump lips and very pale pink slit. Wow, it looked great and very fuckable, she didn't mind showin it off and pulled it apart, oooh nice pink hole big clit, throbbler liked it.

She got right into it and ground it real nice on ol throbber, hey your a really good fuck Irene, I tell her, thankyou she says. She was a really good fuck and I took my time with a nice slow stroke, she clenched it nice and tight. That big ol beav milked me real good and I wound up poppin a good one. I thanked her and dropped her off and called it a nite.

Strange when I went to the 7-11 in Delta, there was a Delta cop in there browzin the girlie mags with his cop car outside, he was still there when I left. Wonder if he's a perb member?:rolleyes:

I was so eager and happy to share Renn's #, I feel like I let everybody down as she was a good one and that puts a bit of a damper on this whole thing. At least I now know what I'm doing wrong and will make sure the #'s log correctly from now on. I am going to look for her, she hangs infront of the liquor store and between that little mall and the skytrain station and on Royal, I hope someone finds her and gets her # tell her hatrick told you about her and I lost her #, that's a shame but that's part of pooner jepoardy I guess!:cool:

I have been meaning to post these reviews for a long time. Hell some of the women reviewed aren't even in the same places or have the same hair color. Anyway here you go.

Ok I have be too lazy to write a review. I suck at writing anyway but Bobbivan and Julia (sexxxgirl) told me that not writing reviews is letting the rest of you down. They said this before our sessions so they didn't and don't know what kind of review they were/are going to get. This struck me at the time as either brave or confident.

One thing to remember on these reviews, all the women reviewed offer GFE. That is what I am rating them on more than sexual gymnastics. I should also mention that in these reviews I have added "Type of GFE" which is the sort of GF fantasy that each provider gives. The following reviews cover a significant period of time and they are not in chronological order.

Being a big Clint Eastwood fan I figured I would structure these reviews in the classic The Good, The Bad and the Ugly. I will start with a review of me, so you know what these women had to work with.

Tedsweettangv (just to make searching easier) The Ugly

L: 3 ish. Not the elephant man but I don't think I would be any of these ladies first choice for a shag. I should mention I am old too.
A: 8 I am always polite, courteous.
S: 2/8-9 I have trouble with this. I am always amused by reviews that expound what great lovers people are. I am under no illusions. So as a lover, 2, I DATY like and amature, I have a small dick. As a customer I am probably an 8 or 9. I always shower before I show up, brush my teeth, use mouthwash etc. I don't try to haggle on rates, I try to be prompt and call if I am going to be late. I am mostly willing to put up with any sort of bizarre verification procedures SP's want to go through. I don't try to coerce anybody into anything they are not comfortable with. I try to stay conscious of the time and not stay longer than I have paid for. When I pay tell them to count it so they don't feel uncomfortable counting it. It is quite possible that I miscounted and I don't want to spoil the session by a misunderstanding. If asked if I am on Perb I answer honestly if, asked my handle I give it.

I have had people tell me to say what I like because the looked me up before I got there and didn't find anything. OK. I like Incall, LFK, DFK, DATY, BJ (BBBJ preferred but CBJ if you have talent is good too), HJ, BS,BLS, CowGirl, Rev CowGirl, Mish, other stuff I am forgetting or too shy to write down ;).

There are some things I would like to try involving fruit, paint brushes and Nutella, any SP's up to the challenge PM me.

Would Repeat? Do I have a choice? :)

Next Part Two – The Bad - Kimberly

An unforgettable experience with Sexy Vivienne


A few respectful emails to Vivienne and a couple of follow up phone calls and the fantasy was in place. I live in Coal Harbour and there is a beautiful Italian woman who lives in my building and I have this fantasy about an experience with her. My fantasy is that I meet her in the lobby as she struggles with shopping bags and offer to help her with her packages and things go from there. Vivienne agreed to help....


I arrive at Vivienne's in-call location and she is there in the building lobby struggling with several large shopping bags. She looks beautiful, curly brown hair nicely done, a long fur coat tied at the waist and long black leather boots. I slip her the donation.

"Excuse me, can I help you with your bags?" "Yes, thank you" she says speaking with a lovely Italian accent. I help her to her door and hold the bags as she opens the lock. "Could you bring them inside for me?" she asks. I follow her into the dimly lit apartment, there is romatic Italian music playing in the background and I set the bags on the sofa. "Thank you, you have been very helpful, you are very kind and very handsome too." "You deserve a reward for your kindness," she says as she undoes the waistband on her fur coat to reveal that she is completely naked underneath. "Sometimes I like to do my shopping wearing only my coat, it makes me feel sexy I hope you don't mind. Do you see anything you like?"

I walk up to her and open her coat and gentle caresses her perfect body. We kiss lightly and then deeply and then I kiss her breasts. I lift her up and carry her to her bed. She is still wearing her coat and boots as I lay her down and start to lick her beautifully trimmed pussy. She moans with pleasure and speaking in Italian and quietly and then louder I pause and I begin to undress. Her eyes widen as she grabs my cock. She quickly puts on a cover and starts a fabulous blowjob. "I want you inside me" she says. And she discards her coat and climbs on top of me. Her pussy is incredibly tight and soaking wet. We go through every position in the book before I have a huge finish while doing her from behind. She looks at the clock and says in her sexy accent. "My husband will be home in five minutes sp you had better leave but I want you again soon. I will go shopping again tomorrow and should be home at three in the afternoon can you make it then?" I promise her I will try and quickly dress and leave



Vivienne was so kind to help with this fantasy I gave her an extra brown for the effort.

She is exactly like her pictures and is very clean and well put together. Great body, great service. Really sweet! Contact 604-999-0440 email vivienne@sexyvivienne.com
Web site http://www.sexyvivienne.com

So after a great session with Summer at the Fox Den, I went for a drink and despite my best efforts to ignore them, my hormones were raging again.

I decided to drop by Mystique on 8th, and there were 3 girls available. I realized I did not have enough money :confused: and well I was taking it as a hint to go check out Silhouette to see if there were any hotter girls there, so I had to do the "I'll be right back, I have to go to the ATM". Went to Silhouette, and there were 2 girls available, but no rooms available, LOL, so I decided to leave.
Of the girls there, Crystal was very hot, and I made a mental note to go check her out some other time.

So I go back to Mystique, still horny as hell, only to find out that 2 of the 3 girls available were already busy. The one available was Michelle. 5'5", nice slim figure, straight dark hair to her shoulders, blue eyes and a very nice smile. I always pay great attention when meeting the girls when they come to greet me, whether or not they get close to me, shake hands, have eye contact and well all those little things that are hints to consider when choosing a girl that might provide a warmer, friendlier, more sensual service.
I chose the half hour session for 1 brown and 4 greens.

I had to wait a few minutes while Michelle got the room ready, which I found out was the staff room with an L shaped couch and a mirror because the other 2 rooms were busy. Not the most comfortable room I must say.
Michelle quickly stripped down and I followed immediately, hugging her and lightly kissing her smooth skin. No LFK allowed. She seems to have, as another review points out, a lot of restrictions but she never actually said no, just her body language and I adapted respectfully since I know that when one finds a common ground where one can play, the session is very enjoyable. She applied the cover immediately and on to CBJ which was done very nicely, with a great circular motion of her mouth and I don't know how she did it but I felt this great rubbing sensation while she was doing it.

A few minutes and I couldn't help but want to move on to the FS. I was very happily fondling her small B or C cups, flawless skin and beautiful shaved pussy. Started with CG and kept going for quite some time, our eyes locking into each others and constantly smiling. She appeared to be enjoying herself as she would moan and close her eyes, throw her head back and caress herself, while I would pump her from below. Very enjoyable CG I must say.

Without exiting, I flipped her over to mish and continued non-stop, with an amazing feeling of having more than enough stamina to last me all night and she was being my perfect playmate.
Switched over to spooning for a while, giving it to her sideways and then on to lazy doggy which was fabulous, seeing her smooth ass, caressing her awesomely smooth back and arms and gently kissing her and whispering things in her ear and gently biting her earlobe which she appeared to enjoy.
While on this position, continuously pumping non-stop since I first entered her, the knock on the door came and Michelle was barely able to say "thank you", with a great smile on her face.

We moved again to mish and I prepared myself to deliver the goods. Holding hands, hot bodies moving in unison and my cock performing wonderfully, her pussy hot and wet (although she did use lube) and looking at her face was the perfect trigger for me to cum very hard, filling up the hat with my juice and resting on Michelles sexy body while I felt her breathing and she held me close.
After a couple of minutes, I exited, still hard, grabbed some tissues and cleaned up. I gotta say, Michelle's body is quite a treat when it comes to cleanliness, not obsessive but you just feel nice and clean with her.

All in all, despite the absence of DFK, LFK, BBBJ and I did not try DATY, it was a great session, I just enjoyed her flawless body, her great smile and the fact that we were both really into the session. A great half-hour for sure, I wanted her for the whole night!
Thanks Michelle, (although I doubt you will be reading this) I had a really great time.

L: 8 pretty, great smile, slender fit body with beautiful skin
A: 8.5 friendly and great disposition despite the limitations on her menu
S: 9 I went the half hour without stopping, every minute was thoroughly enjoyed.


Repeat? Yes!