This goes back to a couple weeks ago and while I think there's been plenty of positive past reviews on the good 'doctor', but being in the sales game, I know how important up to date testimonials are..
Had booked an appointment with VK for a morning session, but when it came time for the arrival call there was no answer. Being the crazy pre-Christmas season I figured something had come up, so didn't stress it and had plenty to do so moved on with my day.
Got a call back from her a little later with many apologies and what I took to be a legit explanation to what happened and she was genuine in her efforts to both apologize and reschedule. Turned out my schedule shifted anyway and we were still able to hook up.
We all have our own style, but I would have to say VK would appeal more to the mature relaxation crowd than the 'best value for bang' type. She's more of a 'Desperate Housewives' hottie than the Baywatch spinner type.
Nice 'office', nice wine, attentive, intelligent, intuitive, strong hands for a good massage not just a rub to say so (she's not skinny - but a real pleasure to be sitting naked with sharing a bottle), great attitude, nice lady. I was looking for the 'stuff' you just can't get at home after a bunch of years and she tuned in perfectly.
You can see the plethora of Other's reviews for details or PM me if you like, but my 'procedure' evolved from a message, to anal tickle, to a 30min BJ that was so pleasurable I couldn't bear to pull it out of her mouth to test the rest of the menu. Will return to do so.
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Saturday, April 19. 2008
Lily of Lotus and Stacey on in Fairfax near joyce
Went to Lotus in Fairfax and saw the lineup, decided to go for filipina Lily. Her voice is sweet and easy to talk to. She is a sweet girl, good massage, not phenomenal but I enjoyed it while i rubbed her thigh. CBJ was average just to let BJHunter know. She is tiny so I enjoyed handling her by the waist, thrusting deep in her tight hole. WHen i was entering her i really enjoyed how tight it was. Overall a good experience. Repeat? Not likely, there are many out there above average, and this is average. F: 6, she smokes so... A: 8Great attitude, sweet voice. S: 7 Average excitement for me. Damage: $1.60
I have seen this cute blonde thing for the past 6 months if not more, but havent been able to afford her so today I decided to do it even though it costs a lot. Her name is Stacey. She is actually a really cool person to know. BBBJ was on the menu. Unfortunately 1sog only. Repeat? Only if she drops her pice. F: 8 (IMO) Blonde hair A: 8 Great attitude, easy to talk to. S: 8 Would have been a 7 but BBBJ was offered so 8. Damage: $2.50 No #, but usually there on the street after 12:30 am.
After I finished up with Stacey, it was already 2:30 am. I decided to drive all the way down to in Fairfax and main to see if there are any more gem since i had some more cash on me. didnt see anything good enough. If i go any further down I might head down to seymour which i really dont think I would pat on my back the next day for a good fuck so I didnt.
My night overall: Sex: 8. Experiece: 8 Above average days. Damage: $4.10. Did I have fun? Of course, I sure ended 2007 with a bang and started 2008 with a bang!!!!
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I just went and had a session with JessikaXXX and I am SOOOO blown away by her. More later, for now, gotta crash.
I have seen this cute blonde thing for the past 6 months if not more, but havent been able to afford her so today I decided to do it even though it costs a lot. Her name is Stacey. She is actually a really cool person to know. BBBJ was on the menu. Unfortunately 1sog only. Repeat? Only if she drops her pice. F: 8 (IMO) Blonde hair A: 8 Great attitude, easy to talk to. S: 8 Would have been a 7 but BBBJ was offered so 8. Damage: $2.50 No #, but usually there on the street after 12:30 am.
After I finished up with Stacey, it was already 2:30 am. I decided to drive all the way down to in Fairfax and main to see if there are any more gem since i had some more cash on me. didnt see anything good enough. If i go any further down I might head down to seymour which i really dont think I would pat on my back the next day for a good fuck so I didnt.
My night overall: Sex: 8. Experiece: 8 Above average days. Damage: $4.10. Did I have fun? Of course, I sure ended 2007 with a bang and started 2008 with a bang!!!!
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I just went and had a session with JessikaXXX and I am SOOOO blown away by her. More later, for now, gotta crash.
Tuesday, March 25. 2008
Valley Girls in Abbotsford = Gem for me :) - Virginia Beach Escorts
Hey guys, i know I've only got one post on here so you may think I'm shilling. Think what you want but here's the scoop:
Checked out this place on the weekend. Super late so there wasn't much available. I don't really get into this hobby much but I read these forums all the time. Here's one of the links:
http://Virginia Beach.craigslist.ca/ers/607798186.html (the girl in this pic apparently works there, but it's not the girl I saw.)
Anyways, was quoted $ to $.5 for the hour depending on the girl. I was actually kind of freaked out, thinking it might be some kind of setup with that price. On top of that you have to buzz one apartment to get in, then go to a different apartment to meet up lol. Spidey sense was tingling so I followed all the rules, left wallet at home etc.
So I knock at the door after getting buzzed in. Two girls there and another behind the computer desk. The lady asks me for ID, because I look pretty damn young. Another alarm signal went off in my head but I shook it off and went with the flow. I just said I left it at home. Ok on to business. I pick my girl (big time spinner with brown hair and nice perky boobs.) She's definitely attractive, and I can be picky. I was a little drunk lol so I'm having trouble with her name. Either Brandi or Devon. Off around the corner to the room we go.
We get in, she asks if I want the full package. I say yes and she quotes $.50. No problem. She steps out to pay up, comes back and strips. This is where i finally eased up. No setup, we have nudity :) Session went well. I didn't get into any restrictions as I was kind of shy. Light Massage, decent CBJ, a couple of different positions. Didn't try to kiss her at all. It all went pretty good, except for the session getting cut short. I only got about 40 mins worth of fun. The knock on the door came about 35 mins in, but my companion told me she didn't mind if I tried to finish up, we'd just have to be fast. She apologized after the deed was done saying that since it was so late, they had closed way before and I guess it was time to completely close up. So for all you guys that are about the numbers: L8 A9 S6 Honestly she had a great attitude. I like skinny girls so she was appealing to me. As for the service, well I had to penalize somewhere for getting cut short, even though it may or may not have been her doing.
All in all, I will go back. The extremely low price, combined with the good session outweighed the getting cut short. However if I get cut short by the person that knocks on the door again I may reconsider. Even so, $.50 for 40 mins is not that bad.
I live in the Valley too so it's nice and close. Would I drive out there if I lived out in Virginia Beach? Probably not, too much selection in Virginia Beach. But if you live out here, check it out. And if you do check it out, back me up so that people don't think I'm shilling lol! Either way, take it for what it is. As I said I don't really partake in the hobby much, but I get some good reading on here. So here's my little contribution. Sorry if it's a little long winded, I tend to go on about things lol.
edit ps if anyone has any good finds in the Abby or surrounding area maybe PM me? I'd appreciate it :) I'm going to try and book with either April or E Angel. I don't get many changes to get away but if I do I'll post the goings on :P
Checked out this place on the weekend. Super late so there wasn't much available. I don't really get into this hobby much but I read these forums all the time. Here's one of the links:
http://Virginia Beach.craigslist.ca/ers/607798186.html (the girl in this pic apparently works there, but it's not the girl I saw.)
Anyways, was quoted $ to $.5 for the hour depending on the girl. I was actually kind of freaked out, thinking it might be some kind of setup with that price. On top of that you have to buzz one apartment to get in, then go to a different apartment to meet up lol. Spidey sense was tingling so I followed all the rules, left wallet at home etc.
So I knock at the door after getting buzzed in. Two girls there and another behind the computer desk. The lady asks me for ID, because I look pretty damn young. Another alarm signal went off in my head but I shook it off and went with the flow. I just said I left it at home. Ok on to business. I pick my girl (big time spinner with brown hair and nice perky boobs.) She's definitely attractive, and I can be picky. I was a little drunk lol so I'm having trouble with her name. Either Brandi or Devon. Off around the corner to the room we go.
We get in, she asks if I want the full package. I say yes and she quotes $.50. No problem. She steps out to pay up, comes back and strips. This is where i finally eased up. No setup, we have nudity :) Session went well. I didn't get into any restrictions as I was kind of shy. Light Massage, decent CBJ, a couple of different positions. Didn't try to kiss her at all. It all went pretty good, except for the session getting cut short. I only got about 40 mins worth of fun. The knock on the door came about 35 mins in, but my companion told me she didn't mind if I tried to finish up, we'd just have to be fast. She apologized after the deed was done saying that since it was so late, they had closed way before and I guess it was time to completely close up. So for all you guys that are about the numbers: L8 A9 S6 Honestly she had a great attitude. I like skinny girls so she was appealing to me. As for the service, well I had to penalize somewhere for getting cut short, even though it may or may not have been her doing.
All in all, I will go back. The extremely low price, combined with the good session outweighed the getting cut short. However if I get cut short by the person that knocks on the door again I may reconsider. Even so, $.50 for 40 mins is not that bad.
I live in the Valley too so it's nice and close. Would I drive out there if I lived out in Virginia Beach? Probably not, too much selection in Virginia Beach. But if you live out here, check it out. And if you do check it out, back me up so that people don't think I'm shilling lol! Either way, take it for what it is. As I said I don't really partake in the hobby much, but I get some good reading on here. So here's my little contribution. Sorry if it's a little long winded, I tend to go on about things lol.
edit ps if anyone has any good finds in the Abby or surrounding area maybe PM me? I'd appreciate it :) I'm going to try and book with either April or E Angel. I don't get many changes to get away but if I do I'll post the goings on :P
Tuesday, January 15. 2008
TOFTT - Jolie CL - Tysons Corner Escorts
Sweety Jolie - w4m - 23
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Reply to: pers-538405341@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-14, 11:08AM PST
HELLO
My name is Jolie.
I'm 23 years old, 33B 25 35
Do you wish to relax your soul with a charming and beautiful YOUNG Hong Kong lady!!!
Here is clean and private location.
call me at 778-863-6288
No BLOCK CALL AND NO MESSAGE PLEASE!!!
Been wondering about the ladies in Richmond but I've yet to be able to get a hold of Ada and Jojo, or Cookie, or Rain or heidi..... in fact I swear everybody was busy. So I thought I'd try out Jolie.
First of all she's older than 23... more towards 30(+?) and 33B was more like 33A. She wasn't bad looking and the place is clean.
She fealt disconnected as there definately wasn't much chemistry. There wasn't any GFE, no Kissing, foreplay was pretty much not on the menu, in fact it was pretty much let's get this over with feeling which made the sex feel mechanical (at best). I can't blame her for the disconnect as it's not entirely her fault... heck I wouldn't want to f*** me....lol.
Damage was $.50 for 45 minutes majority of it was mish.
L-7.5
A-5
S-5
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Reply to: pers-538405341@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-14, 11:08AM PST
HELLO
My name is Jolie.
I'm 23 years old, 33B 25 35
Do you wish to relax your soul with a charming and beautiful YOUNG Hong Kong lady!!!
Here is clean and private location.
call me at 778-863-6288
No BLOCK CALL AND NO MESSAGE PLEASE!!!
Been wondering about the ladies in Richmond but I've yet to be able to get a hold of Ada and Jojo, or Cookie, or Rain or heidi..... in fact I swear everybody was busy. So I thought I'd try out Jolie.
First of all she's older than 23... more towards 30(+?) and 33B was more like 33A. She wasn't bad looking and the place is clean.
She fealt disconnected as there definately wasn't much chemistry. There wasn't any GFE, no Kissing, foreplay was pretty much not on the menu, in fact it was pretty much let's get this over with feeling which made the sex feel mechanical (at best). I can't blame her for the disconnect as it's not entirely her fault... heck I wouldn't want to f*** me....lol.
Damage was $.50 for 45 minutes majority of it was mish.
L-7.5
A-5
S-5
Thursday, January 3. 2008
Sophia-CL TOFTT - Fairfax Escorts
Started my New year off in a great way. Arranged for an early 9am session with Sophia . Thought i would start with a fresh face for the New Year , been looking for an new ATF lately .
Dressed in a cute pink outfit she peeked out from behind the door , smiling and friendly . Led me to the bedroom where i paid for the hour $.60 . She asked if i needed a shower and went off to warm up the water. Handed me a towel and led me there . She didnt get undressed so i knew it was solo but she reached in behind the curtain with soapy hands and washed the important parts :). Dried off and returned to the b-room .
Started off with an excellent massage , neck back and legs , all of which needed attention from the stress and strain of the season . She continued with a really nice finger tip feather light massage, tickling the baggage every time she brushed by .
Next came an all over licking and gentle rimming which drove me crazy. After that she asked me to flip , not until then did she get undressed . Revealing a smooth set of perky C's with very erect medium size brown nipples.
Next came some nice BL SL and BBBJ , nearly blew in her mouth so i asked her to stop so i could return the favour. Down to the Y and found a nice tight compact pussy small lips and a light wisp of trimmed bush . Had her in a gushing 'O' in no time , she must be quite horny in the early part of the day, She raised her hips off the bed squeeling and shivering for the longest time. I continued to DATY a bit more concentrating on her very swollen clit by this time , until she gently pulled my face away all the while thanking me over and over.
On to the deed , started mish , then with her legs around my neck and on to lazy doggy and finished in a spooning type position and she and I shared a great O together . Again she was moaning and saying sooo good sooo good thankyou. :)
All in all a sweet girl ,very responsive into the session , and easy on the eyes. Limited english skills but good enuf , I dont go to chat .
L-7 A-8 S-8 $.40-45min
I felt like an hour with this one after seeing her and paid the standard $.60
Menu = lfk bl sl rimming bbbj multiple positions ,MSOG (not sure) will need further sessions to establish possibilities . BJ Hunter might like this one but she is a good package all around.
2008 is off to a good start went for a little Dim Sum after and will repeat ASAP . http://Fairfax.craigslist.ca/ers/525014785.html
Dressed in a cute pink outfit she peeked out from behind the door , smiling and friendly . Led me to the bedroom where i paid for the hour $.60 . She asked if i needed a shower and went off to warm up the water. Handed me a towel and led me there . She didnt get undressed so i knew it was solo but she reached in behind the curtain with soapy hands and washed the important parts :). Dried off and returned to the b-room .
Started off with an excellent massage , neck back and legs , all of which needed attention from the stress and strain of the season . She continued with a really nice finger tip feather light massage, tickling the baggage every time she brushed by .
Next came an all over licking and gentle rimming which drove me crazy. After that she asked me to flip , not until then did she get undressed . Revealing a smooth set of perky C's with very erect medium size brown nipples.
Next came some nice BL SL and BBBJ , nearly blew in her mouth so i asked her to stop so i could return the favour. Down to the Y and found a nice tight compact pussy small lips and a light wisp of trimmed bush . Had her in a gushing 'O' in no time , she must be quite horny in the early part of the day, She raised her hips off the bed squeeling and shivering for the longest time. I continued to DATY a bit more concentrating on her very swollen clit by this time , until she gently pulled my face away all the while thanking me over and over.
On to the deed , started mish , then with her legs around my neck and on to lazy doggy and finished in a spooning type position and she and I shared a great O together . Again she was moaning and saying sooo good sooo good thankyou. :)
All in all a sweet girl ,very responsive into the session , and easy on the eyes. Limited english skills but good enuf , I dont go to chat .
L-7 A-8 S-8 $.40-45min
I felt like an hour with this one after seeing her and paid the standard $.60
Menu = lfk bl sl rimming bbbj multiple positions ,MSOG (not sure) will need further sessions to establish possibilities . BJ Hunter might like this one but she is a good package all around.
2008 is off to a good start went for a little Dim Sum after and will repeat ASAP . http://Fairfax.craigslist.ca/ers/525014785.html
Monday, December 24. 2007
Review : Hannah from E Van on CL - Richmond Escorts
Quick review, IMHO...
Real Pic: YES
Build: slim and long leg
Height: Possibly 5'6"+
Ethnicity: chinese
Age: 27
L/A/S: 8/7/7
Donation: $140 Standard price
Long view...
chose to see Hannah for three reasons: (1) seeing that no one had posted a review of her, my curiosity got the best in me, (2) TOFTT, and (3) other SPs were just too slow in responding to my inquiries. My initial contacts with Hannah was by e-mails. She was quite fast in replying. I like that.
I went towards her apartment and just when I got there, she stepped out to greet me. The thing I noticed most was that she looked a lot like her pictures on C/L,She is definitely about 27 years old which was a treat for me. She invited me into her place. She was wearing a pink tank top that showed her very nice tits, a black mini skirt and black stockings with pink bows at the top. She looked pretty good, She has very nice set of boobs, nice to squeeze and smallish nipples. I take of my clothes,She comes onto the bed and over to me and proceeds with a bbbj. I enjoyed what she was doing to my lg and he was responding favourably. As she was working on me I fondled her breasts which felt great. I also played with her ass and finger fucked her while she blew me. I remember thinking how nice and tight her pussy was as I fingered her, after two fingers she seemed to be full. She was not very wet, just moist. I tried to get her to go into a 69 but she was not responding to my attempts. While she sucked me I just kept playing with her tits, which she seemed to like. I played with her ass and ran my hands all over her body.She swung her leg over and I licked her sweet spot and sucked her clit. She kept giving me head for about 20 minutes, then she asked if I wanted her to mount me cowgirl style. Of course I said yes, which made her giggle again.She got up and got a condom and put it on me and mounted me for the ride. It was fun watching her face and watching her tits bounce and fondling her often. After a few minutes of that my lg was starting to lose his edge, so I had her dismount and lay on the bed and I mounted her mish style. She guided me in and it felt nice and tight inside her. I wanted to get deep inside and I pulled one leg up and then the other until her legs were spread nice and wide while I pounded away at her.After a nice while I deposited my load exactly where I wanted it and we were done.
Repeat ? YES
http://Richmond.craigslist.ca/ers/516205582.html
Real Pic: YES
Build: slim and long leg
Height: Possibly 5'6"+
Ethnicity: chinese
Age: 27
L/A/S: 8/7/7
Donation: $140 Standard price
Long view...
chose to see Hannah for three reasons: (1) seeing that no one had posted a review of her, my curiosity got the best in me, (2) TOFTT, and (3) other SPs were just too slow in responding to my inquiries. My initial contacts with Hannah was by e-mails. She was quite fast in replying. I like that.
I went towards her apartment and just when I got there, she stepped out to greet me. The thing I noticed most was that she looked a lot like her pictures on C/L,She is definitely about 27 years old which was a treat for me. She invited me into her place. She was wearing a pink tank top that showed her very nice tits, a black mini skirt and black stockings with pink bows at the top. She looked pretty good, She has very nice set of boobs, nice to squeeze and smallish nipples. I take of my clothes,She comes onto the bed and over to me and proceeds with a bbbj. I enjoyed what she was doing to my lg and he was responding favourably. As she was working on me I fondled her breasts which felt great. I also played with her ass and finger fucked her while she blew me. I remember thinking how nice and tight her pussy was as I fingered her, after two fingers she seemed to be full. She was not very wet, just moist. I tried to get her to go into a 69 but she was not responding to my attempts. While she sucked me I just kept playing with her tits, which she seemed to like. I played with her ass and ran my hands all over her body.She swung her leg over and I licked her sweet spot and sucked her clit. She kept giving me head for about 20 minutes, then she asked if I wanted her to mount me cowgirl style. Of course I said yes, which made her giggle again.She got up and got a condom and put it on me and mounted me for the ride. It was fun watching her face and watching her tits bounce and fondling her often. After a few minutes of that my lg was starting to lose his edge, so I had her dismount and lay on the bed and I mounted her mish style. She guided me in and it felt nice and tight inside her. I wanted to get deep inside and I pulled one leg up and then the other until her legs were spread nice and wide while I pounded away at her.After a nice while I deposited my load exactly where I wanted it and we were done.
Repeat ? YES
http://Richmond.craigslist.ca/ers/516205582.html
Sunday, November 25. 2007
a really bad threesome - Staunton Escorts
You know how necrophilia is wrong? Well so is lying to customers on the phone to get them in!
Such is the case with SHYLA and CRYSTAL in Staunton. There ad is repeated over and over: http://Staunton.craigslist.ca/ers/486247889.html 778-565-8383
On the phone, I was promised a "fully interactive" threesome with both of them for $$. Pretty good deal I thought. It turned out to be too good to be true.
Location: Heart of shitsville Staunton. On 72nd Ave above a car repair shop. Place smells like cigarettes.
Looks: I don't really dispute their claims or photos. Crystal is a really cute BBW with curly dark hair, and Shyla is a fairly attractive BBW with blond hair. They both have tatoos. If you're a fan of BBWs, you'll find both of them appealing.
Service: It was not a "fully interactive" threesome. Shyla (the blond one) refuses to kiss, have her nipples sucked, be touched below the waist, or fuck. She does however, give a half-assed BJ and puts on a rather boring lesbo show with Crystal.
Crystal really gets into it. She kisses, feels, and gropes like she's actually having a good time. I kissed her, went down on her, and sucked her nipples. I tried mish with her, but Shyla had roughed-up my cock earlier and I wasn't feeling a second wind. I pulled off the condom and came on both their tits.
Attitude: The two girls couldn't be more different in this regard. Where Crystal gives a good effort and has few restrictions, Shyla has almost nothing but restrictions. The overall effect of this was a somewhat uneasy vibe.
Conclusion: I wish I only went with Crystal. She's really cute, and puts in a good effort. Shyla is such a WOT, I would discourage anyone from taking her or any threesome that involves her.
Such is the case with SHYLA and CRYSTAL in Staunton. There ad is repeated over and over: http://Staunton.craigslist.ca/ers/486247889.html 778-565-8383
On the phone, I was promised a "fully interactive" threesome with both of them for $$. Pretty good deal I thought. It turned out to be too good to be true.
Location: Heart of shitsville Staunton. On 72nd Ave above a car repair shop. Place smells like cigarettes.
Looks: I don't really dispute their claims or photos. Crystal is a really cute BBW with curly dark hair, and Shyla is a fairly attractive BBW with blond hair. They both have tatoos. If you're a fan of BBWs, you'll find both of them appealing.
Service: It was not a "fully interactive" threesome. Shyla (the blond one) refuses to kiss, have her nipples sucked, be touched below the waist, or fuck. She does however, give a half-assed BJ and puts on a rather boring lesbo show with Crystal.
Crystal really gets into it. She kisses, feels, and gropes like she's actually having a good time. I kissed her, went down on her, and sucked her nipples. I tried mish with her, but Shyla had roughed-up my cock earlier and I wasn't feeling a second wind. I pulled off the condom and came on both their tits.
Attitude: The two girls couldn't be more different in this regard. Where Crystal gives a good effort and has few restrictions, Shyla has almost nothing but restrictions. The overall effect of this was a somewhat uneasy vibe.
Conclusion: I wish I only went with Crystal. She's really cute, and puts in a good effort. Shyla is such a WOT, I would discourage anyone from taking her or any threesome that involves her.
Wednesday, September 19. 2007
Bad & Good Luck. Review Sandi and Tianna - Stafford Escorts
It seems my luck with service provides is governed by the same forces that I use when buying stock. I want to give you some quick background first before I start my review so you may get some insight into why my luck seems so bad. Sorry in advance for all the verbage.
Seeing a SP is a big thing for me and a treat I've allowed myself about 2 times a year when I'm on the road for work.. I have in the past had some disastrous experiences so 1 year ago I figured I'd stick with the well reviewed and slightly more expensive providers to minimize disappointments. This process has left me with less then steller results. The whole run of bad luck starts last fall. I arranged for a hotel visit with a well reviewed SP in Ottawa. Arrangements where made a week in advance by both e mail and a telephone confirmation 3 hours before the meeting. To make a long story short, she was a no show. I was out the cost of a hotel room . The time was late and no opportunity for a plan B. This example left me fuming as the excuse given to me was weak with no "make it up to you" offers.
I had business in Stafford last winter and made arrangements via email with Liz a week before my arrival. I confirmed by telephone the day before my "date" and all appeared fine. The day of the visit I received an e mail advising me that Liz had the flu and would need to cancel. I accepted the explanation as it appeared honest and I filed this one up to "that's life" . This is not a knock on Liz as it's just an example of my luck of late. Liz did offer a "make it up to you" offer for my next visit to Stafford.
Last week I was again in Stafford.(11 and 12th) I checked Liz's calendar two weeks before and she showed no availability for the night I had available. So I checked around and found from Tianna's calendar that she had free time during my short window of opportunity. I contacted her via email and made the reservation. I threw caution to the wind and figured I go all out for this date. I booked 2 hours with Tianna so things would not be rushed and upgraded by hotel room to a suite so we would have a nicer location to play around in . This upgrade was not covered by my expense account so this was an extra $250.00 I chose to pay out for this visit. Now in my emails to her I had set the date for the evening of the 12th which was my second and last night in town. Tianna asked that I call and confirm the date on the 10th and again call with my hotel information on the 11th. All of which I did. A week prior before my visit I was poking around her web site again and found that she now listed the night of our date as unavailable as she was attending the diner party hosted by Sandi Laine. I kinda expected that Tianna may not be available now and had expected her to cancel when I called the first time to confirm on the 10th, but when I called everything was still "a go" .From her website I found that she had a sweet tooth and from e mails, liked dry white wine. So when I got final confirmation of the 11th of our date I again threw caution to the wind and purchased some imported German dark chocolate and a very nice bottle of wine. Total cost was $47.00. I did discuss with her that I would need to meet her in the lobby as , like many Stafford Hotels you need a key for the elevator. She did say she may be 15 or 20 minutes late so instead of me waiting down stairs she would call me a few minutes before she was due to arrive.
Well the night of the date I waited a full hour after the appointed time before I tried calling her. I got her voice mail and left a message with my full contact details. I waited another hour and called again. I was rather surprised that she answered. I asked what happened and she first told me that I was expected to call her 15 minutes before the date for a final confirmation , and I had of course not called. I did explain that it appeared she had me confused with someone else and I repeated the arrangements that we had made the day before. It was at this point that she changed her explanation and stated that she did not have (lost) my contact info and had needed me to call her as she could not remember the hotel or my name. (Why didn't she use the contact information from the voice mail message from the previous hour ?) She would not be visiting but did offer something as a "make it up to". I was pissed to say the least. Not because she wasn't coming but because of the late notice as it was now 11pm on my last night in town and me, with no plan B.
As things developed I will say that no one asked me to buy the additional items listed above so that's my responsibility and I'll accept the cost of that lesson. Tianna a call earlier in the evening to cancel would have left me feeling more understanding. I've been there myself when your with friends, had a great meal, a few drinks with great conversation, the last thing you want to do is get up and leave for work.
Sandi Laine
My luck had been better the day prior to the Tianna date as the gods of payroll blessed me with a unexpected over-time cheque. With this unexpected windfall I took a chance with short notice and called Sandi Laine . She was available later that evening and a one hour get together later that evening was made. This ended up being the best visit with a SP I've had to date. She has been reviewed many times in the past and I will confirm most if not all the positive things said. What put the whole experience over the top was the fact she creates a complete package for you, candles, aromotherapy, lotions, potions and capped off with a great city view. I was rather pooped and jet lagged but I enjoyed every second I was there. The furthest thing from my mind was that this was a business arrangement. She is liberated and her enthusiasm was just the tonic this rather uptight conservative needed. Next time I'm in town I will be calling this young lady again as it appears maybe my luck is changing. Sandi you saved this computer geek's visit to Stafford.
Seeing a SP is a big thing for me and a treat I've allowed myself about 2 times a year when I'm on the road for work.. I have in the past had some disastrous experiences so 1 year ago I figured I'd stick with the well reviewed and slightly more expensive providers to minimize disappointments. This process has left me with less then steller results. The whole run of bad luck starts last fall. I arranged for a hotel visit with a well reviewed SP in Ottawa. Arrangements where made a week in advance by both e mail and a telephone confirmation 3 hours before the meeting. To make a long story short, she was a no show. I was out the cost of a hotel room . The time was late and no opportunity for a plan B. This example left me fuming as the excuse given to me was weak with no "make it up to you" offers.
I had business in Stafford last winter and made arrangements via email with Liz a week before my arrival. I confirmed by telephone the day before my "date" and all appeared fine. The day of the visit I received an e mail advising me that Liz had the flu and would need to cancel. I accepted the explanation as it appeared honest and I filed this one up to "that's life" . This is not a knock on Liz as it's just an example of my luck of late. Liz did offer a "make it up to you" offer for my next visit to Stafford.
Last week I was again in Stafford.(11 and 12th) I checked Liz's calendar two weeks before and she showed no availability for the night I had available. So I checked around and found from Tianna's calendar that she had free time during my short window of opportunity. I contacted her via email and made the reservation. I threw caution to the wind and figured I go all out for this date. I booked 2 hours with Tianna so things would not be rushed and upgraded by hotel room to a suite so we would have a nicer location to play around in . This upgrade was not covered by my expense account so this was an extra $250.00 I chose to pay out for this visit. Now in my emails to her I had set the date for the evening of the 12th which was my second and last night in town. Tianna asked that I call and confirm the date on the 10th and again call with my hotel information on the 11th. All of which I did. A week prior before my visit I was poking around her web site again and found that she now listed the night of our date as unavailable as she was attending the diner party hosted by Sandi Laine. I kinda expected that Tianna may not be available now and had expected her to cancel when I called the first time to confirm on the 10th, but when I called everything was still "a go" .From her website I found that she had a sweet tooth and from e mails, liked dry white wine. So when I got final confirmation of the 11th of our date I again threw caution to the wind and purchased some imported German dark chocolate and a very nice bottle of wine. Total cost was $47.00. I did discuss with her that I would need to meet her in the lobby as , like many Stafford Hotels you need a key for the elevator. She did say she may be 15 or 20 minutes late so instead of me waiting down stairs she would call me a few minutes before she was due to arrive.
Well the night of the date I waited a full hour after the appointed time before I tried calling her. I got her voice mail and left a message with my full contact details. I waited another hour and called again. I was rather surprised that she answered. I asked what happened and she first told me that I was expected to call her 15 minutes before the date for a final confirmation , and I had of course not called. I did explain that it appeared she had me confused with someone else and I repeated the arrangements that we had made the day before. It was at this point that she changed her explanation and stated that she did not have (lost) my contact info and had needed me to call her as she could not remember the hotel or my name. (Why didn't she use the contact information from the voice mail message from the previous hour ?) She would not be visiting but did offer something as a "make it up to". I was pissed to say the least. Not because she wasn't coming but because of the late notice as it was now 11pm on my last night in town and me, with no plan B.
As things developed I will say that no one asked me to buy the additional items listed above so that's my responsibility and I'll accept the cost of that lesson. Tianna a call earlier in the evening to cancel would have left me feeling more understanding. I've been there myself when your with friends, had a great meal, a few drinks with great conversation, the last thing you want to do is get up and leave for work.
Sandi Laine
My luck had been better the day prior to the Tianna date as the gods of payroll blessed me with a unexpected over-time cheque. With this unexpected windfall I took a chance with short notice and called Sandi Laine . She was available later that evening and a one hour get together later that evening was made. This ended up being the best visit with a SP I've had to date. She has been reviewed many times in the past and I will confirm most if not all the positive things said. What put the whole experience over the top was the fact she creates a complete package for you, candles, aromotherapy, lotions, potions and capped off with a great city view. I was rather pooped and jet lagged but I enjoyed every second I was there. The furthest thing from my mind was that this was a business arrangement. She is liberated and her enthusiasm was just the tonic this rather uptight conservative needed. Next time I'm in town I will be calling this young lady again as it appears maybe my luck is changing. Sandi you saved this computer geek's visit to Stafford.
Wednesday, July 11. 2007
Review: Sarah Wild 8/07/07 Hot! - Manassas Escorts
Booked an appointment with Sarah Wild once I found out she was on tour.
I always wanted to be with a pornstar and I liked her pictures on her website http://www.sarahwild.com. I also read the reviews on TER http://www.theeroticreview.com/revie...w.asp?id=61566 which were all extremely positive.
I met her at her incall location and she looked beautiful. She looks taller in her pictures and her hair is different now in terms of style - a curly platinum blond but the body and face were amazing. Spinner indeed! Amazing, large, perky natural breasts, toned abs, amazing butt, what more could you ask for?
We chatted for a bit and I got along with her very well. She's a very confident, fun-loving girl.
Anyways, I paid $575 for a 1.5 hour visit. Her one hour rate is $400.
Well worth the extra cost. You are paying for quality - you are having sex with a pornstar and she does it all well. She won't wait for you to move into a position and can be very in control of things when she needs to be (and in a good way).
YMMV but I found that she was not a clock watcher, MSOG, BBBJ, DATY, Amazing BLS, DFK. She has multiple outfits and you can bring toys if you have them. I believe she offers Greek but I did not ask as I could not afford to pay more.
I took a shower after giving her the envelope and then we shared some wine I bought before we got down to business.
I'm not one for play by play details but this girl really knows what she's doing.
She deep throated me so many times and gagged on my dick that I had to ask her if she was ok. She likes her nipples pinched firmly and she provides an amazing Spanish. She loves to spit on your dick and it drove me nuts.
She's flexible and I am sure she knows more positions than I've ever tried. She took the lead and varied her pace.
She gave me a good massage after my second pop and then we went our separate ways.
I actually downloaded one of the movies she was in before I went to see her- Canadian Beaver 2 - it was hot to see her squatting on me instead of a porn star!
Basically, she fucked my brains out. What made the experience better was the fact I could have a decent conversation with her. Smart girl.
Spend the extra money and see her before she leaves! She leaves on the 11th!
I always wanted to be with a pornstar and I liked her pictures on her website http://www.sarahwild.com. I also read the reviews on TER http://www.theeroticreview.com/revie...w.asp?id=61566 which were all extremely positive.
I met her at her incall location and she looked beautiful. She looks taller in her pictures and her hair is different now in terms of style - a curly platinum blond but the body and face were amazing. Spinner indeed! Amazing, large, perky natural breasts, toned abs, amazing butt, what more could you ask for?
We chatted for a bit and I got along with her very well. She's a very confident, fun-loving girl.
Anyways, I paid $575 for a 1.5 hour visit. Her one hour rate is $400.
Well worth the extra cost. You are paying for quality - you are having sex with a pornstar and she does it all well. She won't wait for you to move into a position and can be very in control of things when she needs to be (and in a good way).
YMMV but I found that she was not a clock watcher, MSOG, BBBJ, DATY, Amazing BLS, DFK. She has multiple outfits and you can bring toys if you have them. I believe she offers Greek but I did not ask as I could not afford to pay more.
I took a shower after giving her the envelope and then we shared some wine I bought before we got down to business.
I'm not one for play by play details but this girl really knows what she's doing.
She deep throated me so many times and gagged on my dick that I had to ask her if she was ok. She likes her nipples pinched firmly and she provides an amazing Spanish. She loves to spit on your dick and it drove me nuts.
She's flexible and I am sure she knows more positions than I've ever tried. She took the lead and varied her pace.
She gave me a good massage after my second pop and then we went our separate ways.
I actually downloaded one of the movies she was in before I went to see her- Canadian Beaver 2 - it was hot to see her squatting on me instead of a porn star!
Basically, she fucked my brains out. What made the experience better was the fact I could have a decent conversation with her. Smart girl.
Spend the extra money and see her before she leaves! She leaves on the 11th!
Saturday, June 23. 2007
REVIEW: Sasha Vic2Van - Richmond Escorts
Since many have been wondering about Sasha from Vic2Van (and recently CL), I thought I'll TOFTT. Since I am crazy about "bubble butts", the moment I saw her pic I called Harvi and arranged for a session with her for noon, hoping to enjoy the early bird rate. Unfortunately Sasha is a busy girl (modeling etc…). After back and forth discussions with Harvi we settled for 5h30 pm. Parking was crazy in Richmond so I got there a few minutes late. I called Havi to let her know and both were cool about it…. When I knocked the door, I had two pleasant surprises: first I was faced with a fit, enthusiastic, attractive, smiling blonde greeting me with "Hi I am Sasha…". Second, the suite was gorgeous too, the most pleasant SP condo I have ever been into in my meager experience: beautiful furniture etc…. Sasha is a hot chick (in a good sense of the expression), not a spinner but healthy and athletic slim…with a sweet, lovable, small bubble butt! She was wearing a black thong with a provocative transparent top…Just the look at it got me ready to go. We moved into the room and engaged in a long foreplay: touching and kissing…everywhere…passionately cuddling….. Then as I was on top of her, lying on her back, she started moving her hips in the most sensual way…oh boy! This girl can move her hips! I really can't describe how I felt but I had to move back to avoid downloading right there…that's definitely her best weapon, that move…it's crazy sexy, sensual, and passionate. I got into the groove, following her steps, then the moaning, deeper and deeper, louder and louder as we both were playing with her clit …and she burst into an orgasm. I let her recup for a few minutes then the real action started…needless to go into every detail but it was really good and she was totally into it…as we both had an orgasm together, the second one for her. I don't think I did anything spectacular to make her come twice, I just think that she reaches her orgasms rather easily. After I pulled my boy out of her, I tried to move to the bathroom when she urged me, with a most sensual and affectionate gesture to lie down beside her…looking at me…locked my hand with hers. We lied there, cuddling for a few minute before she recovered and let me head to the shower…great feeling!
Overall: L:7/A: 8/S:8. The only thing is that she doesn't have big breast (for breast men), her size was perfect for me. In terms of service, some SPs would remove the cover and clean you, start the shower for you etc…she didn't do that but frankly I don't need someone to do that for me. No DFK but LFK, DATY available, again fine for me. I don't know if she can accommodate DFK, I didn't ask for it. Repeat? YES!
Overall: L:7/A: 8/S:8. The only thing is that she doesn't have big breast (for breast men), her size was perfect for me. In terms of service, some SPs would remove the cover and clean you, start the shower for you etc…she didn't do that but frankly I don't need someone to do that for me. No DFK but LFK, DATY available, again fine for me. I don't know if she can accommodate DFK, I didn't ask for it. Repeat? YES!
Friday, June 15. 2007
Nookie and Creole Lady Marmalade/Stephanie - Hampton Escorts
It has taken a while for me to get up the nerve to see this high profile Service Provider in Hampton and from the initial emails to our final hug goodbye, am I ever glad I did.
Creole Lady Marmalade (CLM) or Stephanie maintains a website that contains pictures and descriptions but here are the highlights from my experience. Stephanie is 5f0 and would place her to be in the 120lb region. Her skin is amazingly soft and a beautiful mocha colour. Her best assets are her firm butt, slim waist, and 36DD natural breasts.
I exchanged messages last week with Stephanie while in MSN and inquired about her services. Not surprisingly, she was articulate in her responses addressing all my desires of our first meeting compelling me to commit to arranging an appointment with her this week. As luck would have it, I felt very ’randy’ yesterday and my original SP I planned to see was not answering messages. That set the plan in motion to see Stephanie and I rang her up.
“Good morning, Stephanie. This is Nookie Monster and I was wondering if your schedule would accommodate me taking advantage of your Early Morning Mutual Benefit Special.” This is Stephanie’s non-FS special from 10am-1pm and looking at her pics, was perfect for Nookie’s craving. She than tells me about her pre-booking policy for a few moments but upon comparing our day’s schedule, tells me she can see me 90 minutes later.
“I am near Granville and ** so call me around 1130. I‘ll give you final directions when you get here.”
The appointed time comes and Stephanie unexpectedly has to push our time back 15 minutes and asks if that is going to pose a problem. I have cleared my afternoon so at 1145, I find myself in front of her apartment and am buzzed in. When her door opens, I am blown away as she greets me in sexy brown bra and panty set underneath a sheer slip wearing high heels. The sight of this wonderful package of sensuality makes my mind up that I’m staying 60 minutes instead of my usual 30 minutes J.
“Would you like something to drink… water, mineral water, coke, juice?” and I accept a water. After presenting me my drink, Steph slips on top of bed and I notice porn playing on the television with classical music from CBC radio filling the room. We take our time chatting and catching up on a few things and after a few minutes, I excuse myself to the washroom to get washed up and prepare for our tryst.
Upon my return, Steph is lying on her stomach in brown bra, brown lacey booty panties, chocolate high heels showing off her incredible body. I place the donation on the counter and snuggle next to her. I reach down with my mouth and we exchange soft light kissing. Stephanie is a great kisser and our tongues meet each others. Touching her skin for the first time with my hands, its mutually electric. Soft moans from her causes me to move from stroking to a massage of her shoulders, back and legs and my little partner starts to stand at attention. Dressed only in my shorts, we comment on each other’s soft skin and I move into a position where I am now lying using my bare chest and legs to rub Steph’s back and legs. Nookie takes his time because he’s intoxicated by Steph’s body underneath his and slowly moves his face to her back and touches her skin with his cheeks and lips while giving her a soft tongue rub.
As this is the Mutual Benefit session, I will leave some parts of our encounter to your imagination but my overall enjoyment of our session places this encounter as one of the top sessions I have had this year. Stephanie was exquisitely passionate and blew my socks off in bed and I told her so. I loved the cuddling afterwards and basking in the afterglow with her in my arms just softly talking was the capper to a great encounter.
Worth mentioning is how considerate Stephanie has made it for her clients and is attentive to their needs. She ran a shower that was exactly the right temperature and makes a wide selection of toiletry items including toothbrush you get to keep. Her apartment is clean and uncluttered and the ambience of porn playing with classical music was dirty and sophisticated at the same time.
Would I repeat? Wild horses couldn’t drag me away.
Bonus: This would not normally happen I don’t believe, boys, so please don’t take this event into your session expecting this. Nookie steps out of the shower and begins to dress while conversing with Stephanie. As he’s doing so, he looks over to and she’s back to watching the porno movie. The sexy porn actress, Olivia Del Rio, is getting banged on screen and the image is hot! Next thing I know, Stephanie quitely pulls out a clear sex toy and little vibrator while watching the movie. I watch as she works the toy inside her and rubs the vibrator on her button. Gentleman as I am and being attentive to a lady’s needs, I climb slowly back on the bed and help Stephanie reach another O by kissing her beautiful breasts, stroking her stomach, legs and thighs and see up close Stephanie’s sexual side one last time. THIS truly made my day.
Contact for Stephanie/Creole Lady Marmalade is all over this site but her website is www.sheeztheone.com This review was posted with Stephanie’s approval.
Nookie Monster
Creole Lady Marmalade (CLM) or Stephanie maintains a website that contains pictures and descriptions but here are the highlights from my experience. Stephanie is 5f0 and would place her to be in the 120lb region. Her skin is amazingly soft and a beautiful mocha colour. Her best assets are her firm butt, slim waist, and 36DD natural breasts.
I exchanged messages last week with Stephanie while in MSN and inquired about her services. Not surprisingly, she was articulate in her responses addressing all my desires of our first meeting compelling me to commit to arranging an appointment with her this week. As luck would have it, I felt very ’randy’ yesterday and my original SP I planned to see was not answering messages. That set the plan in motion to see Stephanie and I rang her up.
“Good morning, Stephanie. This is Nookie Monster and I was wondering if your schedule would accommodate me taking advantage of your Early Morning Mutual Benefit Special.” This is Stephanie’s non-FS special from 10am-1pm and looking at her pics, was perfect for Nookie’s craving. She than tells me about her pre-booking policy for a few moments but upon comparing our day’s schedule, tells me she can see me 90 minutes later.
“I am near Granville and ** so call me around 1130. I‘ll give you final directions when you get here.”
The appointed time comes and Stephanie unexpectedly has to push our time back 15 minutes and asks if that is going to pose a problem. I have cleared my afternoon so at 1145, I find myself in front of her apartment and am buzzed in. When her door opens, I am blown away as she greets me in sexy brown bra and panty set underneath a sheer slip wearing high heels. The sight of this wonderful package of sensuality makes my mind up that I’m staying 60 minutes instead of my usual 30 minutes J.
“Would you like something to drink… water, mineral water, coke, juice?” and I accept a water. After presenting me my drink, Steph slips on top of bed and I notice porn playing on the television with classical music from CBC radio filling the room. We take our time chatting and catching up on a few things and after a few minutes, I excuse myself to the washroom to get washed up and prepare for our tryst.
Upon my return, Steph is lying on her stomach in brown bra, brown lacey booty panties, chocolate high heels showing off her incredible body. I place the donation on the counter and snuggle next to her. I reach down with my mouth and we exchange soft light kissing. Stephanie is a great kisser and our tongues meet each others. Touching her skin for the first time with my hands, its mutually electric. Soft moans from her causes me to move from stroking to a massage of her shoulders, back and legs and my little partner starts to stand at attention. Dressed only in my shorts, we comment on each other’s soft skin and I move into a position where I am now lying using my bare chest and legs to rub Steph’s back and legs. Nookie takes his time because he’s intoxicated by Steph’s body underneath his and slowly moves his face to her back and touches her skin with his cheeks and lips while giving her a soft tongue rub.
As this is the Mutual Benefit session, I will leave some parts of our encounter to your imagination but my overall enjoyment of our session places this encounter as one of the top sessions I have had this year. Stephanie was exquisitely passionate and blew my socks off in bed and I told her so. I loved the cuddling afterwards and basking in the afterglow with her in my arms just softly talking was the capper to a great encounter.
Worth mentioning is how considerate Stephanie has made it for her clients and is attentive to their needs. She ran a shower that was exactly the right temperature and makes a wide selection of toiletry items including toothbrush you get to keep. Her apartment is clean and uncluttered and the ambience of porn playing with classical music was dirty and sophisticated at the same time.
Would I repeat? Wild horses couldn’t drag me away.
Bonus: This would not normally happen I don’t believe, boys, so please don’t take this event into your session expecting this. Nookie steps out of the shower and begins to dress while conversing with Stephanie. As he’s doing so, he looks over to and she’s back to watching the porno movie. The sexy porn actress, Olivia Del Rio, is getting banged on screen and the image is hot! Next thing I know, Stephanie quitely pulls out a clear sex toy and little vibrator while watching the movie. I watch as she works the toy inside her and rubs the vibrator on her button. Gentleman as I am and being attentive to a lady’s needs, I climb slowly back on the bed and help Stephanie reach another O by kissing her beautiful breasts, stroking her stomach, legs and thighs and see up close Stephanie’s sexual side one last time. THIS truly made my day.
Contact for Stephanie/Creole Lady Marmalade is all over this site but her website is www.sheeztheone.com This review was posted with Stephanie’s approval.
Nookie Monster
Saturday, June 2. 2007
TOFTT Asian SP w/ BEST DEAL, LF Blonde incall - Virginia Beach Escorts
Here's an asian sp place around fraser and 33 st.
where you can get MSOG, BBBJ, and FS
for just ONE brown and HALF GREEN.
pretty good deal for newbie
however, the sp is around 30-ish :/
if u come at weekend, prolly more choices.
There was one time i tried it, park on the street, walk into apartment.
Asked them to show u the girls, then pick ur favorite one
Her name is Bobo, about 30, I asked for MSOG b4 the game, agreed
She's an asian, size C (IMO), short around 155 cm
She's not skinny but just about the right amount of fat to enjoy the action sound
I got a quick shower, along with BBBJ
action on the bed, since i was quite new at the game, gone fast and scored,
she gave me a message, and a RIMMED, hell ya,
that definately help loading ur second shot,
get u rdy for 2nd battle, another shot
all of that for 1 brown and half green,
I gave her 1 brown and green cause the service just worth it
then i asked for the greek possibility,
she said adding one green would do, i was amazed
but didnt get a chance to try
Look :7
service: 9
Its a pretty good place to start with
phone : 604 782 6819
Now im looking for blonde with boob size D+
incall possible
I was about to try fox den but didnt have a clue
any suggestion???
or any deal u guys know around??:D
where you can get MSOG, BBBJ, and FS
for just ONE brown and HALF GREEN.
pretty good deal for newbie
however, the sp is around 30-ish :/
if u come at weekend, prolly more choices.
There was one time i tried it, park on the street, walk into apartment.
Asked them to show u the girls, then pick ur favorite one
Her name is Bobo, about 30, I asked for MSOG b4 the game, agreed
She's an asian, size C (IMO), short around 155 cm
She's not skinny but just about the right amount of fat to enjoy the action sound
I got a quick shower, along with BBBJ
action on the bed, since i was quite new at the game, gone fast and scored,
she gave me a message, and a RIMMED, hell ya,
that definately help loading ur second shot,
get u rdy for 2nd battle, another shot
all of that for 1 brown and half green,
I gave her 1 brown and green cause the service just worth it
then i asked for the greek possibility,
she said adding one green would do, i was amazed
but didnt get a chance to try
Look :7
service: 9
Its a pretty good place to start with
phone : 604 782 6819
Now im looking for blonde with boob size D+
incall possible
I was about to try fox den but didnt have a clue
any suggestion???
or any deal u guys know around??:D
Tuesday, May 22. 2007
Devon/Riley - Alexandria Escorts
Hindsight is 20/20 and now I wish I could have kept my appt with Isabelle, although I'm sure we will meet in the near future.
Even though I had a great experience with Alyssa at BBC,(see massage reviews) my other experience was not stellar.
I also had met someone at my hotel that I had to send packing. I don't know if this happens to alot of guys or not...but I have pretty good intuition or spidey-sense if you will. I felt like crap for a few minutes for doing it.....but what am I supposed to do?? Pay someone I'm not attracted to and that I had the feeling didn't like men as much as she liked women(just a feeling), she had no make-up on, shorts, sandals and I also had the feeling she didn't want to be there. nuff said. You may not have to worry about this as she may connect with other men...and I don't believe she makes herself very available anymore anyway.
My next call didn't go much better, she goes by Riley on Eros, or Devon in the GS, she's a nice woman and I know she will be good for some older gentlemen. I should have known better, whenever I had her on the phone she just kept talking, but she had a nice body, said she was 38....more like mid 40's, but still a nice body. Face was average but she had some serious lip enhancement going on that was not complimentary to her.
When she arrived at the hotel, we exchanged pleasantries and she started to talk, at one point she said to me "I have to tell you a story" I actually covered my face with my hands in a "I don't want to hear a fucking story gesture" I didn't care at this point...she just simply talked too much, maybe because she was uncomfortable lying to me about her age....I don't know.
I did the best I could to make it an okay experience, listening and talking to her....I didn't have the heart to reject her as well, but holy fuck.
Anyway; kissing, not really
Daty, non-responsive
F.S and CBJ okay.
I don't think she really enjoys what she is doing....Duh!!
Even though I had a great experience with Alyssa at BBC,(see massage reviews) my other experience was not stellar.
I also had met someone at my hotel that I had to send packing. I don't know if this happens to alot of guys or not...but I have pretty good intuition or spidey-sense if you will. I felt like crap for a few minutes for doing it.....but what am I supposed to do?? Pay someone I'm not attracted to and that I had the feeling didn't like men as much as she liked women(just a feeling), she had no make-up on, shorts, sandals and I also had the feeling she didn't want to be there. nuff said. You may not have to worry about this as she may connect with other men...and I don't believe she makes herself very available anymore anyway.
My next call didn't go much better, she goes by Riley on Eros, or Devon in the GS, she's a nice woman and I know she will be good for some older gentlemen. I should have known better, whenever I had her on the phone she just kept talking, but she had a nice body, said she was 38....more like mid 40's, but still a nice body. Face was average but she had some serious lip enhancement going on that was not complimentary to her.
When she arrived at the hotel, we exchanged pleasantries and she started to talk, at one point she said to me "I have to tell you a story" I actually covered my face with my hands in a "I don't want to hear a fucking story gesture" I didn't care at this point...she just simply talked too much, maybe because she was uncomfortable lying to me about her age....I don't know.
I did the best I could to make it an okay experience, listening and talking to her....I didn't have the heart to reject her as well, but holy fuck.
Anyway; kissing, not really
Daty, non-responsive
F.S and CBJ okay.
I don't think she really enjoys what she is doing....Duh!!
Sunday, May 20. 2007
Redhead on east broadway - Stafford Escorts
I've never posted here but I have read alot of post and you (my fellow pooners) have saved me from a few bad SP's and helped me with some good ones. I will start posting me pooning adventures to return the favor, (when pay day comes of course).
I use to see this one redhead on east broadway (between fraser and knight) see was probably about 30-35 yrs mabye 5' 5" - 5' 8", not a bad face, not much for tits but the nicest butt I have ever felt, great softest little puss (nicely trimmed). She was the kind of girl that I could leave in my car and go to the bank machine(trust :) ).
I havn't seen her for about 3 weeks, but last time I did see her it was great:D
Driving broadway nothing in Stafford, a few girls I wouldn't even cosider back to broadway there she was so the green machine (it's called that cause my car is very 420 friendly) hit auto pilot and went around the block picked her up long redhair (I have a bit of a redhead fetish) love it. I told her I take the same as last time which was a BBBJ and some digits for 3 green (the first time I saw her she told me 2 green and I tip another green cause she was very good) so anyway we go to the side streets park get the money out of the way hope in the back seat and got started, when she does BBBJ she takes her time soft slow like she has nothing else to do that night but me, I ask her to take off her bottoms "no problem" she says, so she is enjoying me and my fingers do some walkin, I start to slip one finger in after teaseing her for a while and she is so wet I'm loving it she's loving it it's just good times all around, she starts to shake she's loving it so I reat my face on those great soft butt cheeks of hers and at this point the more she shakes the closer I'm getting to finish line, finally I tell her to get brace her self cause where just about done and she finishs me off with a nice CIM (Which I can't get enough of) we clean up a bit a I drop here off at 12th and commercial.
All in all a great time.
But like I said before I havn't seen her in a while so if anyone's seen her or you see her sometime let me know.
You will know by how I described above and she walks a little hunched over, when you talk to her you won't hear her very well (she is a low talker) I don't remeber her name and she never had a cell but I hope she's ok, she was a real sweety.
WOW I didn't think I could write that much but once you get started shit it just won't stop, I have another story for my fellow pooners but we'll wait till next time for that.
So what do you think was that a pretty good post for a rookie or what
Talk to you guys later :cool:
I use to see this one redhead on east broadway (between fraser and knight) see was probably about 30-35 yrs mabye 5' 5" - 5' 8", not a bad face, not much for tits but the nicest butt I have ever felt, great softest little puss (nicely trimmed). She was the kind of girl that I could leave in my car and go to the bank machine(trust :) ).
I havn't seen her for about 3 weeks, but last time I did see her it was great:D
Driving broadway nothing in Stafford, a few girls I wouldn't even cosider back to broadway there she was so the green machine (it's called that cause my car is very 420 friendly) hit auto pilot and went around the block picked her up long redhair (I have a bit of a redhead fetish) love it. I told her I take the same as last time which was a BBBJ and some digits for 3 green (the first time I saw her she told me 2 green and I tip another green cause she was very good) so anyway we go to the side streets park get the money out of the way hope in the back seat and got started, when she does BBBJ she takes her time soft slow like she has nothing else to do that night but me, I ask her to take off her bottoms "no problem" she says, so she is enjoying me and my fingers do some walkin, I start to slip one finger in after teaseing her for a while and she is so wet I'm loving it she's loving it it's just good times all around, she starts to shake she's loving it so I reat my face on those great soft butt cheeks of hers and at this point the more she shakes the closer I'm getting to finish line, finally I tell her to get brace her self cause where just about done and she finishs me off with a nice CIM (Which I can't get enough of) we clean up a bit a I drop here off at 12th and commercial.
All in all a great time.
But like I said before I havn't seen her in a while so if anyone's seen her or you see her sometime let me know.
You will know by how I described above and she walks a little hunched over, when you talk to her you won't hear her very well (she is a low talker) I don't remeber her name and she never had a cell but I hope she's ok, she was a real sweety.
WOW I didn't think I could write that much but once you get started shit it just won't stop, I have another story for my fellow pooners but we'll wait till next time for that.
So what do you think was that a pretty good post for a rookie or what
Talk to you guys later :cool:
Thursday, May 17. 2007
Review Mistress Enya - Alexandria Escorts
Review Mistress Enya http://www.mistressenya.com/index1.htm
I had the pleasure of a session with Mistress Enya today, and all I can say is wow. She is one gorgeous lady, with an attitude that is professional, yet sensual. I initially e-mailed her to determine availability, and donation, to which she responded very promptly.
I called this morning to see if a slot at 3:00PM this afternoon was possible, and was told it was. Unfortunately due to traffic I was 30 minutes late, but informed her via cell, and so she waited for me to arrive, and didn't make a big deal about it.
We sat and chatted for about 10-15 minutes, getting to know each other, discussed my interests, health stability, safe word, etc. On her website she says she is not a clock watcher, and she wasn't, even though I was 30 minutes late, she gave me a good hour plus, which I thought was very generous of her. She could have easily said pay the full hourly rate, and you have 30 minutes. Very classy lady.
The session itself was incredible. She started off dressed in a black leather outfit, but after warming me up, she gradually took most of it off, until she was bare breasted, man what a treat they were; 38DD & pierced. The way she did things was totally unique, sensual, and stimulating. I didn't want to have any marks, and true to her word, I had none. Because I was a good boy, she let me kiss her breasts, and they were the softest I have ever experienced. She also was not shy about touching me up, while in the process of warming me up.
I especially liked her ability to sync in with me, i.e. I didn't want the typical boot licking, ass kicking humiliation that most seem to want to deliver, and so she adjusted accordingly, although I am sure she would be prepared to meet that desire as well if someone were into that. Her service room is very well equipped, certainly able to cater to most BDSM desires.
Some time ago, there was a thread regarding her age. I have no idea how old she is, and frankly it didn't matter to me. We discussed the Perb debate thread, and she said she has said she is 39 and holding for some time now, which seemed fair to me. Also she asked " who else has as many revealing pictures on their website, and as many pages"? The website pictures are very accurate, so you can decide for yourself if she is too old for you. She has the body of a woman in her 30's, and her face is also beautiful. She is not a young spinner, but she is definitely not an old hag either. If you are in your 20s, she would be a convincing mother for those with an Oedipus complex.
All in all, the best BDSM session I have ever experienced, and I recommend her highly. Like all service providers I have met, when they are treated respectfully, they reciprocate. Mistress Enya was no exception, and I certainly enjoyed my visit, and I believe she did as well.
I had the pleasure of a session with Mistress Enya today, and all I can say is wow. She is one gorgeous lady, with an attitude that is professional, yet sensual. I initially e-mailed her to determine availability, and donation, to which she responded very promptly.
I called this morning to see if a slot at 3:00PM this afternoon was possible, and was told it was. Unfortunately due to traffic I was 30 minutes late, but informed her via cell, and so she waited for me to arrive, and didn't make a big deal about it.
We sat and chatted for about 10-15 minutes, getting to know each other, discussed my interests, health stability, safe word, etc. On her website she says she is not a clock watcher, and she wasn't, even though I was 30 minutes late, she gave me a good hour plus, which I thought was very generous of her. She could have easily said pay the full hourly rate, and you have 30 minutes. Very classy lady.
The session itself was incredible. She started off dressed in a black leather outfit, but after warming me up, she gradually took most of it off, until she was bare breasted, man what a treat they were; 38DD & pierced. The way she did things was totally unique, sensual, and stimulating. I didn't want to have any marks, and true to her word, I had none. Because I was a good boy, she let me kiss her breasts, and they were the softest I have ever experienced. She also was not shy about touching me up, while in the process of warming me up.
I especially liked her ability to sync in with me, i.e. I didn't want the typical boot licking, ass kicking humiliation that most seem to want to deliver, and so she adjusted accordingly, although I am sure she would be prepared to meet that desire as well if someone were into that. Her service room is very well equipped, certainly able to cater to most BDSM desires.
Some time ago, there was a thread regarding her age. I have no idea how old she is, and frankly it didn't matter to me. We discussed the Perb debate thread, and she said she has said she is 39 and holding for some time now, which seemed fair to me. Also she asked " who else has as many revealing pictures on their website, and as many pages"? The website pictures are very accurate, so you can decide for yourself if she is too old for you. She has the body of a woman in her 30's, and her face is also beautiful. She is not a young spinner, but she is definitely not an old hag either. If you are in your 20s, she would be a convincing mother for those with an Oedipus complex.
All in all, the best BDSM session I have ever experienced, and I recommend her highly. Like all service providers I have met, when they are treated respectfully, they reciprocate. Mistress Enya was no exception, and I certainly enjoyed my visit, and I believe she did as well.
Friday, April 13. 2007
SNOWPLOW!!!& freind DO DANICA-TIANNA duo - Suffolk Escorts
SNOWPLOW!!!& freind DO DANICA-TIANNA duo
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Your favorite plower of snow and his pal had the oppourtunity to sample two lovely ladies in Suffolk recently-Danika and Tianna.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Before we booked with the girls I showed my buddy some picture's of the two girl's while sitting at an interenet cafe in in Suffolk Suffolk.When I asked him if he wanted to partake he smiled ,still looking at the screen with dialated pupil's, and said "OKEY DOKE ,BOSS!".------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------We arrived at their incall(conveintly located in the heart of in Suffolk Suffolk) to begin what we would come to remember as a trully unforgetable night.-----------------------------------While my freind started with Danika I begun the night with Tianna.----------------------------What can I say about the BEAUTIFULL TIANNA'S LOOKS other then WOW!She has a CUTE FACE ,SUPPLE BREAST'S and a BUM THAT ABSOULUTLEY,POSITIVELY REFUSES TO QUIT!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------TIANNA'S ATTITUDE was that of a TRUE SUDECTRESS-she has the ability to LOOK AT YOU WITH SUCH UNBRIDLED PASSION THAT IT'S ALMOST OVERWELMING.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------As far as TIANNA'S SERVICE goes she is only interested in one thing---A MUTUAL EXCHANGE OF INTENSE PLEASURE.------------------------------------------------------------------------Again WOW!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------About half way through our hour long appointment we I decided that it might be fun to switch girls(after all variety IS the spice of life right?).The girl's exitedly ageed and I went into Danika's room while my friend made the move over to Tianna's room(YMMV in this regard---I don't know if they offer this swap to everyone or not).---------------------------------------------------DANIKA has an ABSOLUTLEY FANTASTIC BODY-it's like it's TAILOR MADE FOR SEX(SHE USED TO BE AN EXOTIC DANCER), NOT TO MENTION A FACE THAT IS WAY,WAY MORE CUTE IN PERSON THAN IN THE PIC'S.------------------------------------------------------------------------------DANIKA ALWAY'S HAS A SMILE ON THAT OH SO CUTE FACE and you GET THE FEELING THAT THIER IS NO OTHER PLACE SHE WOULD RATHER BE! DANIKA is a girl with whom YOU CAN'T NOT BE HAPPY AROUND.SHE IS GIGGLEY and HORNY AT THE SAME TIME-JUST LIKE THAT GIRLFRIEND YOU HAD IN HIGH SCHOOL (you know the one)--------------------------------As far AS SERVICE GOES,WHEN YOU LEAVE you'll be DEBATING WITH YOURSELF WHO HAD MORE FUN,YOU OR HER!DANIKA REALLY LIKE'S DOING THIS AND IT SHOW'S.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------As far as menu's go with the two girls-IF IT'S SAFE THEY DO IT-(other than greek of course).------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------OK---NUMBER TIME ... TIANNA & DANIKA EACH GET 9.0'S RIGHT ACROSS THE BOARD(LOOKS,ATTITUDE AND SERVICE),BUT LET ME ADD THIS---WITH A FEW ADDITIONAL VISIT'S,THESE LOVELY LADIE'S COULD CONVINCE ME TO MAKE THOSE 9.0'S CHANGE TO 9.5'S AS THEY GET EVEN MORE COMFORTABLE WITH ME.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------One more thing I would like to add---THE GREAT THING WITH THESE TWO IS THAT THEY TRULY MADE MY BUDDY AND I FEEL LIKE WE HAD JUST PICKED UP TWO YOUNG,HOT AND HORNY GIRL'S AT THE BAR---thier just freakin' awesome!-SNOWPLOW!!! OUT.
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Your favorite plower of snow and his pal had the oppourtunity to sample two lovely ladies in Suffolk recently-Danika and Tianna.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Before we booked with the girls I showed my buddy some picture's of the two girl's while sitting at an interenet cafe in in Suffolk Suffolk.When I asked him if he wanted to partake he smiled ,still looking at the screen with dialated pupil's, and said "OKEY DOKE ,BOSS!".------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------We arrived at their incall(conveintly located in the heart of in Suffolk Suffolk) to begin what we would come to remember as a trully unforgetable night.-----------------------------------While my freind started with Danika I begun the night with Tianna.----------------------------What can I say about the BEAUTIFULL TIANNA'S LOOKS other then WOW!She has a CUTE FACE ,SUPPLE BREAST'S and a BUM THAT ABSOULUTLEY,POSITIVELY REFUSES TO QUIT!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------TIANNA'S ATTITUDE was that of a TRUE SUDECTRESS-she has the ability to LOOK AT YOU WITH SUCH UNBRIDLED PASSION THAT IT'S ALMOST OVERWELMING.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------As far as TIANNA'S SERVICE goes she is only interested in one thing---A MUTUAL EXCHANGE OF INTENSE PLEASURE.------------------------------------------------------------------------Again WOW!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------About half way through our hour long appointment we I decided that it might be fun to switch girls(after all variety IS the spice of life right?).The girl's exitedly ageed and I went into Danika's room while my friend made the move over to Tianna's room(YMMV in this regard---I don't know if they offer this swap to everyone or not).---------------------------------------------------DANIKA has an ABSOLUTLEY FANTASTIC BODY-it's like it's TAILOR MADE FOR SEX(SHE USED TO BE AN EXOTIC DANCER), NOT TO MENTION A FACE THAT IS WAY,WAY MORE CUTE IN PERSON THAN IN THE PIC'S.------------------------------------------------------------------------------DANIKA ALWAY'S HAS A SMILE ON THAT OH SO CUTE FACE and you GET THE FEELING THAT THIER IS NO OTHER PLACE SHE WOULD RATHER BE! DANIKA is a girl with whom YOU CAN'T NOT BE HAPPY AROUND.SHE IS GIGGLEY and HORNY AT THE SAME TIME-JUST LIKE THAT GIRLFRIEND YOU HAD IN HIGH SCHOOL (you know the one)--------------------------------As far AS SERVICE GOES,WHEN YOU LEAVE you'll be DEBATING WITH YOURSELF WHO HAD MORE FUN,YOU OR HER!DANIKA REALLY LIKE'S DOING THIS AND IT SHOW'S.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------As far as menu's go with the two girls-IF IT'S SAFE THEY DO IT-(other than greek of course).------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------OK---NUMBER TIME ... TIANNA & DANIKA EACH GET 9.0'S RIGHT ACROSS THE BOARD(LOOKS,ATTITUDE AND SERVICE),BUT LET ME ADD THIS---WITH A FEW ADDITIONAL VISIT'S,THESE LOVELY LADIE'S COULD CONVINCE ME TO MAKE THOSE 9.0'S CHANGE TO 9.5'S AS THEY GET EVEN MORE COMFORTABLE WITH ME.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------One more thing I would like to add---THE GREAT THING WITH THESE TWO IS THAT THEY TRULY MADE MY BUDDY AND I FEEL LIKE WE HAD JUST PICKED UP TWO YOUNG,HOT AND HORNY GIRL'S AT THE BAR---thier just freakin' awesome!-SNOWPLOW!!! OUT.
Tuesday, April 10. 2007
Bigbasket Cougar Quest Kellie from the Buy and Sell - Newport News Escorts
Well heres another review
Last month I was browsing throught the buy and sell and look at the ad for Kellie from port coquitlam..........Im not sure if im spelling her name right
Well I give her a call and set up a session
She tells me on the phone that she is 43
I get there and she is more like 55 a little rough but still okay i guess:eek:
Well I go in and and she leeds me to the room and takes care of the donation and I get naked she lays next to me
I pop out her tits and start sucking them while she is stroking my cock and balls
I drop down and start licking her old pussy which is actually very fresh and with no meat curtins
It looked very nice for her age
I licked her pussy and she was breathing very heavy
After that we got into 69 and she slid on a condom with her mouth and started sucking while i licker her pussy out
She told me that she was not into anal so i didnt lick there :)
She told me that she wanted to fuck me
She kept on saying that i was so cute every few minutes
I kept saying thanks baby ;)
She got on top and she rode me for a few minutes until she had a nice orgasm and then we went to doggie where I pounded the shit out of this old broad until she was shaking like a heroin addict
I was about to cum so I ripped off the rubber and put my cock between her sweaty asscheeks (NO PENETRATION JUST GLIDING MY DICK BETWEEN HER ASSCHEEKS) and blew a huge load of cum all over the small of her back
What a site
I cleaned her up and then I cleaned myself up and we chatted about scotland
Did that for a bit and she gave me a joint for the road and we hugged and kissed goodbye
Looks 4
Attitude 10
Service 10
Last month I was browsing throught the buy and sell and look at the ad for Kellie from port coquitlam..........Im not sure if im spelling her name right
Well I give her a call and set up a session
She tells me on the phone that she is 43
I get there and she is more like 55 a little rough but still okay i guess:eek:
Well I go in and and she leeds me to the room and takes care of the donation and I get naked she lays next to me
I pop out her tits and start sucking them while she is stroking my cock and balls
I drop down and start licking her old pussy which is actually very fresh and with no meat curtins
It looked very nice for her age
I licked her pussy and she was breathing very heavy
After that we got into 69 and she slid on a condom with her mouth and started sucking while i licker her pussy out
She told me that she was not into anal so i didnt lick there :)
She told me that she wanted to fuck me
She kept on saying that i was so cute every few minutes
I kept saying thanks baby ;)
She got on top and she rode me for a few minutes until she had a nice orgasm and then we went to doggie where I pounded the shit out of this old broad until she was shaking like a heroin addict
I was about to cum so I ripped off the rubber and put my cock between her sweaty asscheeks (NO PENETRATION JUST GLIDING MY DICK BETWEEN HER ASSCHEEKS) and blew a huge load of cum all over the small of her back
What a site
I cleaned her up and then I cleaned myself up and we chatted about scotland
Did that for a bit and she gave me a joint for the road and we hugged and kissed goodbye
Looks 4
Attitude 10
Service 10
Thursday, February 8. 2007
Once more with feeling for BobbiVan - Chesapeake Escorts
I once again had the pleasure of spending an evening with Bobbi last week. :D I'm sure all of you are as sad as I am that she is retiring and moving on to greener pastures.:( I had a delightful time again, her caring tenderness swept me off my feet as before. She enjoyed my last poetic review, as did others, so at her request, I will give it one more lustful try. It may bore some of you but I gotta be me:p This tongue we call english I again must abuse, for all of these poems she is the muse......
The message I sent to her I did mention, a weekend for two my initial intention
To be in her presence I found so devine, I had to see Bobbi at least one more time
She made me an offer I could not resist, for I longed to be with her for just one more tryst
She said time is short for she now must retire, let's meet one more time and rekindle that fire
The message I read made me shiver with joy, that she'd love to see me and that she'd bring a toy
So soon I would feel as I'd done once before, an angel so fine did knock at my door
The lust in her eyes so shiny and bright, the touch of her skin made me shake with delight
She let me caress her in my own special way, my lustful desire in transparent display
I did once again gaze at her from above, at those pillowy breasts so soft as a dove
We started to play with those wonderful toys, like music it was that she made such sweet noise
And gleeful my smile as I kissed my way down, t'ween those velvety thighs till she started to moan
With feeling again I dove into the fray, for this time around was to be a short stay
So saddened I was that she would leave so soon, not to see that desire that has made us all swoon
I left her behind in that hotel room, and went on my way with feelings of gloom
She's given her hand to one who seems nice, soon she'll be showered with confetti and rice
I cannot replace her though I'll probably try, but it won't be easy, the bar's set so high
I'll cherish our moments in my own special way, and be sure to send greetings on her wedding day
Thank you very much Bobbi XoX
Good luck, be well, and most of all, be happy as you have made many of us.
Here's to Bobbi, cheers!:) :)
Sutton722
The message I sent to her I did mention, a weekend for two my initial intention
To be in her presence I found so devine, I had to see Bobbi at least one more time
She made me an offer I could not resist, for I longed to be with her for just one more tryst
She said time is short for she now must retire, let's meet one more time and rekindle that fire
The message I read made me shiver with joy, that she'd love to see me and that she'd bring a toy
So soon I would feel as I'd done once before, an angel so fine did knock at my door
The lust in her eyes so shiny and bright, the touch of her skin made me shake with delight
She let me caress her in my own special way, my lustful desire in transparent display
I did once again gaze at her from above, at those pillowy breasts so soft as a dove
We started to play with those wonderful toys, like music it was that she made such sweet noise
And gleeful my smile as I kissed my way down, t'ween those velvety thighs till she started to moan
With feeling again I dove into the fray, for this time around was to be a short stay
So saddened I was that she would leave so soon, not to see that desire that has made us all swoon
I left her behind in that hotel room, and went on my way with feelings of gloom
She's given her hand to one who seems nice, soon she'll be showered with confetti and rice
I cannot replace her though I'll probably try, but it won't be easy, the bar's set so high
I'll cherish our moments in my own special way, and be sure to send greetings on her wedding day
Thank you very much Bobbi XoX
Good luck, be well, and most of all, be happy as you have made many of us.
Here's to Bobbi, cheers!:) :)
Sutton722
Sunday, February 4. 2007
I left Saraphina goddess a quivering mess - Radford Escorts
Saraphina's in-call is a very very fun place! I booked 3 hours with this sexual dynamo and she invited me to her new in-call. A couple phone calls on the drive to our tryst and we both knew that we needed to go overnight and she suggested a massage from the in-call host Magdelaine! Saraphina's treat on the massage. Well, I went last minute shopping for plastic sheets and found a purple shower curtain to protect the bed. At BBC we did leave the room in a very very bad way both times we were there. 36 and 42 orgasms respectively…. Buckets of Saraphina! She had never left a room that drenched before (lol). Saraphina's out call is around Oak and 41st so it is very easy to get to. I arrived and parked. Saraphina came out gave me a big hug and kiss and she was soooo cute in her white bunny fur outfit. We should have been in Whistler! Ask her about Whistler –she has made quite an impression. At least on one bar top! (and a cab I believe…)
We caught up and opened some champaign and had some ice-cream cake. Magdelaine was dressed to massage, she is BBW but fuckin HAWT! Wow-she is a classic tribal fetish -full delicious belly -round breasts that explode out of her body -I was so turned on by Magdelaine! After the champaign. I stripped down and was deliciously teased by Magdelaine as Saraphina danced by my head in her little school girl outfit getting smacked on the bottom by me. This was so hot and erotic and so relaxing! Thank you sweet Saraphina for such a lovely present! Magdelaine does massage and will give a spanking as well (no fs, but happy endings I am sure). She is a Brit and getting smacked by a Brit is just right some how. The body glide and oil was soooo nice, (did I remember a kiss to my buttocks?) I may have to explore a session with Magdelaine some time. (I don't have her contact info but I am sure that will get posted).
Saraphina likes to get into roleplay immediately and it is a buzz to do the daddy/daughter fantasy thing. (It took me a few tries to really get into it as outside of a fantasy between consenting adults this is soooo wrong and Saraphina is scary real about it) but spankings, slaps, struggles, pouts and tears later Saraphina was ready to rock. The hour of role play was sooo intense. The only other daddy/daughter roleplay that moved me as much was with Miss Laura Lea (we should all get together some time!)
What makes people click…… don't know but I do enjoy teasing Saraphina and her body certainly knows my touch. My hand over her body….. my fingers playing with her sweet pussy and she starts cuming and cuming and cuming. She starts slow and her contractions are hard but nothing like when she really gets going. Touching her pussy pushing against her swollen g spot. It gets the size of a golf ball or orange. At that point Saraphina is going out of her mind. Getting splashed and drowning in essence of Saraphina is sooooooo fucking hot! Finger smacking her swollen pussy as it spurts out squirt after squirt is such a mind fuck. Lots of champaign and smokes we just kept going and going. She loves cowgirl and mish and she just keeps cuming and cuming. At orgasm 38 Saraphina had a deep g-spot orgasm and after being thrown across the room as the earthquake subsided she/we needed a break. I have been working on my core body strength so I didn't quite feel like I had a double hernia this time. (The first time I was with Saraphina-it was mish for most all 36 orgasms-I thought I was going to die after dragging my ass away from BBC.) Saraphina is once again a quivering mess under my fingers and being next to her is such a rush. A cigarette later we need food. Meat and liquid-LOTS of liquid. We got dressed and headed down on 4th and find a nice place with ribs and cola for Saraphina. Chicken and beer for me… Saraphina is very beautiful and her skin is gorgeous and her eyes hypnotic. Every one in the room was checking her out especially the girls. So to be with Saraphina and knowing that her pussy is screaming at her and demanding more orgasms and that this sexy beautiful person is getting wet as she wants to get back at our love play is this sex addicts wildest dream.
We get back to our love nest and continue the orgasmatron. I love fucking her mish. When she cums she coveres my body with her squirt and her clamp is fucking amazing. Cowgirl she sometimes flys off my cock as her clamp just lifts her off! Saraphina does make orgasm 73. The final one was sooo different from any of her others. She just quivered for minutes and moaned like a wounded lioness. Maybe Saraphina will describe that orgasm for our readers! (wink) Hoarse from our cries and weakened by the journey at 2am we just fell exhausted to sleep. I woke several times to see this beauty laying next to me-fuck I felt like such a stud!
I tried getting up at 7.30am and 8am and then 9am and at 9.30, I got up and dragged my sorry ass to the shower. Saraphina was still passed out! She needed to get over the bridge by 11am….. so she was going to be late! She woke up as I was dressing and we kissed and held each other. I had to go and she had to go…. We kissed and I left a goddess….
We caught up and opened some champaign and had some ice-cream cake. Magdelaine was dressed to massage, she is BBW but fuckin HAWT! Wow-she is a classic tribal fetish -full delicious belly -round breasts that explode out of her body -I was so turned on by Magdelaine! After the champaign. I stripped down and was deliciously teased by Magdelaine as Saraphina danced by my head in her little school girl outfit getting smacked on the bottom by me. This was so hot and erotic and so relaxing! Thank you sweet Saraphina for such a lovely present! Magdelaine does massage and will give a spanking as well (no fs, but happy endings I am sure). She is a Brit and getting smacked by a Brit is just right some how. The body glide and oil was soooo nice, (did I remember a kiss to my buttocks?) I may have to explore a session with Magdelaine some time. (I don't have her contact info but I am sure that will get posted).
Saraphina likes to get into roleplay immediately and it is a buzz to do the daddy/daughter fantasy thing. (It took me a few tries to really get into it as outside of a fantasy between consenting adults this is soooo wrong and Saraphina is scary real about it) but spankings, slaps, struggles, pouts and tears later Saraphina was ready to rock. The hour of role play was sooo intense. The only other daddy/daughter roleplay that moved me as much was with Miss Laura Lea (we should all get together some time!)
What makes people click…… don't know but I do enjoy teasing Saraphina and her body certainly knows my touch. My hand over her body….. my fingers playing with her sweet pussy and she starts cuming and cuming and cuming. She starts slow and her contractions are hard but nothing like when she really gets going. Touching her pussy pushing against her swollen g spot. It gets the size of a golf ball or orange. At that point Saraphina is going out of her mind. Getting splashed and drowning in essence of Saraphina is sooooooo fucking hot! Finger smacking her swollen pussy as it spurts out squirt after squirt is such a mind fuck. Lots of champaign and smokes we just kept going and going. She loves cowgirl and mish and she just keeps cuming and cuming. At orgasm 38 Saraphina had a deep g-spot orgasm and after being thrown across the room as the earthquake subsided she/we needed a break. I have been working on my core body strength so I didn't quite feel like I had a double hernia this time. (The first time I was with Saraphina-it was mish for most all 36 orgasms-I thought I was going to die after dragging my ass away from BBC.) Saraphina is once again a quivering mess under my fingers and being next to her is such a rush. A cigarette later we need food. Meat and liquid-LOTS of liquid. We got dressed and headed down on 4th and find a nice place with ribs and cola for Saraphina. Chicken and beer for me… Saraphina is very beautiful and her skin is gorgeous and her eyes hypnotic. Every one in the room was checking her out especially the girls. So to be with Saraphina and knowing that her pussy is screaming at her and demanding more orgasms and that this sexy beautiful person is getting wet as she wants to get back at our love play is this sex addicts wildest dream.
We get back to our love nest and continue the orgasmatron. I love fucking her mish. When she cums she coveres my body with her squirt and her clamp is fucking amazing. Cowgirl she sometimes flys off my cock as her clamp just lifts her off! Saraphina does make orgasm 73. The final one was sooo different from any of her others. She just quivered for minutes and moaned like a wounded lioness. Maybe Saraphina will describe that orgasm for our readers! (wink) Hoarse from our cries and weakened by the journey at 2am we just fell exhausted to sleep. I woke several times to see this beauty laying next to me-fuck I felt like such a stud!
I tried getting up at 7.30am and 8am and then 9am and at 9.30, I got up and dragged my sorry ass to the shower. Saraphina was still passed out! She needed to get over the bridge by 11am….. so she was going to be late! She woke up as I was dressing and we kissed and held each other. I had to go and she had to go…. We kissed and I left a goddess….
Tuesday, January 23. 2007
Angel at my door - Lynchburg Escorts
Spent a wonderful night with Bobbi van last weekend, first timer. Told her I'd do this review, hope I'm not breaking any rules, so here goes.
With apologies to poets everywhere.
Angel at my door...
Here as I start to describe what took place,I can still see the look on her radiant face.
A fantasy granted from my wonderful wife,that would turn out to be the best night of my life.
Bruised but not broken from a mishap of fate, she feared my desire for lust would abate.
She could tell that my soul was in need of a lift,we would choose from a list what would be such a gift.
I looked into her eyes "Help me choose I implore,which one should be the angel at my door?"
So to Bobbi it was that I'd make my request,for we thought after all that she did look the best.
As I sat at the keyboard I thought with a fright,what if she says that she won't spend the night?
I got a reply and to my great delight,"an overnight stay" she said "would be alright."
What do I wear, where will we go? There were so many questions, I needed to know.
All her replies did put me at ease, I hoped I'd remember to say "Thank you and please."
I'm new to this game,never done this before, I can't disapoint the angel at my door.
A Grand Suite it is,at the Sutton no less, she e-mailed me back "Should I wear a nice dress?"
"Let's keep it casual, simple and neat,we'll see what transpires when we finally meet."
All of this planning and details to set,I'd waited five weeks "What the hell d'I forget?"
The view is so fine on the seventh floor,I can only now wait for the angel at my door.
She calls me and says that she's on her way,my palms start to sweat,will I know what to say?
A knock at the door,there's a rush in my head,but it's only the maid to turn down the bed.
I'd shopped for a candle and a rose don't you see,on the table they sit right next to the fee.
Again I must wait as I pace to and fro,for I know there are only few moments to go.
The knock is softer than the time before, I gaze at the angel that stands at my door.
A brief introduction,a hug and a kiss,I want her right now,it's so hard to resist.
I consider myself a gentleman,you see,and if you were to ask her,I'm sure she'd agree.
She straddles my lap as we casually chat,her cleavage is tempting,I love it like that.
But we are both hungry,let's go for a bite,then we can return and have a great night.
She is so charming,confidence with style,as we walk down the street,it's hard not to smile.
We talk and we laugh about all kinds of things,we even confess of our first times and flings.
She makes me feel younger than I've felt before,and it's all due to her,the angel at my door.
Back at the suite,she checks out the place, I know she approves by the look on her face.
She begins to undress and wanders toward me,I pray my desire this night won't fail me.
Her silhouette tempting,her sultriness too,I'm sure she won't let me forget what to do.
She leans on the window for the city to see,this naked young angel is here just for me.
I pick up my clothes that I'd dropped on the floor,and climbed on the bed with the angel at mt door.
I can't wait to touch her,taste her,love her; her scent intoxicating,it's now or never.
"It's not about me." I said, although I paid, this beautiful angel for me to get laid.
It's hard to resist when you have such a thirst,I was tought long ago your lover comes first.
I lower my head, the first lick is heavenly,I suck on her lips, she spreads them so gently.
She urges me on, a quiver in her voice,and, oh those freckles, I've made a great choice.
I love to give pleasure, it's never a chore, I've made her come,the angel at my door.
I feel like a champion but she's quick to recover,"your turn she says" as she pushes me over.
Her lips are so soft, her touch is so gentle,her breasts are so lovely, I think I'll go mental.
Her rhythm is perfect, she pays such attention, her tongue is exquisite I think I should mention.
She straddles my waist as I play with her nipples,"can I sit on your cock?", well who am I to quibble?
She opens the rubbers she'd left by the drawer,I'll soon be inside the angel at my door.
She lowers herself so gentle and sweet,my toes are curled up at the ends of my feet.
The feeling of her so light as a bird,I still can't describe, I don't know enough words.
But try as I might, let's suffice it to say, at my age so far,it's never felt quite this way.
As we both roll over,I kneel from behind, that's when I think I"ll go out of my mind.
She urges me on, our rhythm increasing, I still can't believe such a babe I am pleasing?
She comes once again and holds on for more, could this still be the angel who knocked at my door?
A man on a mission, I'm facing her now,each stroke like the last brings a sweat to my brow.
She moans as she stares deep into my eyes,as we kiss to the sound of our slapping thighs.
I stop to go down on her once again, sucking her nub till her knees start to bend.
A quiver I feel at the touch of my finger,I try to slow down, I so much like to linger.
We lay there exhausted, we can't take anymore,it's time to give rest to the angel at my door.
We cuddle toghether as we watch a movie, I think to myself how this woman has moved me.
She is such a pleasure, she's given so much, a genuine treasure, we'd all love to touch.
After a while,we have one more go, but I'm more determined this time to go slow.
She opens herself, her eyes so inviting, squeezing her breasts, her thighs deviding.
We watch toghether as I glide in and out,she looks up at with a mischievous pout.
I really don't think I can take anymore, but I can't disapoint the angel at my door.
I kiss her goodnight and we both close our eyes,I can still feel the warmth of her heavenly thighs.
Her musky aroma, the taste still on my lips, her soft supple skin, the curve of her hips.
I slept for a while, but then felt her stir, I propped myself up and gazed down at her.
Her lips slightly parted, her hair on her cheek, should I pull back the blankets and have a quick peek?
At those wonderful breasts I again longed to suckle, then she started to snore and I had to chuckle.
I gazed at her beauty, that body so fine, that a short time ago I had held close to mine.
I'm tempted to kiss her once more on the lips, and work my way down past those marvelous hips.
I've never been quite this lucky before, I don't want to wake the angel at my door.
The low morning glow thru the drapes does intrude, but the wake up call later was just bloody rude.
She crawls from the bed, I watch as she showers,the mist has the scent of freshly cut flowers.
The glow in her eyes, the wave of her mane,I asked if I could make her come once again.
She replies with a nod while biting her lip, her juices are flowing, I bend down for a sip.
A flick of my tongue, a kiss and a nibble, I reach to caress those wonderful nipples.
She asks for my fingers, I comply with a grin, I don't have to wet them they both slip right in.
I give them a thrust and then a come hither, she sucks in a breath and she starts to shiver.
Now from my perspective the view is so grand, she arches her back and comes on my hand.
I'd love to continue, but she can't take much more, I have to release the angel at my door.
We said our goodbyes as I kissed her once more, so heavy my heart as I opened the door.
I watched as she left me behind on this day, so glad to have had her with me in this way.
For those who've been with her and gotten this far, if just for a short time, and you know who you are,
remember with fondness this wonderful lass, who treats us so well with kindness and class.
Her life has not been all sugar and spice, if you should be with her please be kind and nice.
So here's to Bobbi, above all the rest, for we all now know we've been with the best.
For all of you men who can't share in this toast, if you're ever so blessed, please be a great host.
You will be rewarded as I have before, and you too can have an angel at your door.
It's now been a week since that wonderful night, as I think of her now I just smile with delight.
A word just for you dear Bobbi so fine, that we get toghether at least one more time.
To again feel your touch and be warmed by your aura, and this time I won't forget my dammed camera.
So that's my review, it may seem contrite, the verses too long, nor the cadence quite right.
As my wife reads this page by the soft candle light, the tear on her cheek says I've gotten it right.
So thank you to Bobbi and my lovely wife, for letting me have the best night of my life.
I now know one day, as she's let me before, I may spend one more night with the angel at my door.....
Gentlemen.........Here's to BOBBI..........Cheers:D
With apologies to poets everywhere.
Angel at my door...
Here as I start to describe what took place,I can still see the look on her radiant face.
A fantasy granted from my wonderful wife,that would turn out to be the best night of my life.
Bruised but not broken from a mishap of fate, she feared my desire for lust would abate.
She could tell that my soul was in need of a lift,we would choose from a list what would be such a gift.
I looked into her eyes "Help me choose I implore,which one should be the angel at my door?"
So to Bobbi it was that I'd make my request,for we thought after all that she did look the best.
As I sat at the keyboard I thought with a fright,what if she says that she won't spend the night?
I got a reply and to my great delight,"an overnight stay" she said "would be alright."
What do I wear, where will we go? There were so many questions, I needed to know.
All her replies did put me at ease, I hoped I'd remember to say "Thank you and please."
I'm new to this game,never done this before, I can't disapoint the angel at my door.
A Grand Suite it is,at the Sutton no less, she e-mailed me back "Should I wear a nice dress?"
"Let's keep it casual, simple and neat,we'll see what transpires when we finally meet."
All of this planning and details to set,I'd waited five weeks "What the hell d'I forget?"
The view is so fine on the seventh floor,I can only now wait for the angel at my door.
She calls me and says that she's on her way,my palms start to sweat,will I know what to say?
A knock at the door,there's a rush in my head,but it's only the maid to turn down the bed.
I'd shopped for a candle and a rose don't you see,on the table they sit right next to the fee.
Again I must wait as I pace to and fro,for I know there are only few moments to go.
The knock is softer than the time before, I gaze at the angel that stands at my door.
A brief introduction,a hug and a kiss,I want her right now,it's so hard to resist.
I consider myself a gentleman,you see,and if you were to ask her,I'm sure she'd agree.
She straddles my lap as we casually chat,her cleavage is tempting,I love it like that.
But we are both hungry,let's go for a bite,then we can return and have a great night.
She is so charming,confidence with style,as we walk down the street,it's hard not to smile.
We talk and we laugh about all kinds of things,we even confess of our first times and flings.
She makes me feel younger than I've felt before,and it's all due to her,the angel at my door.
Back at the suite,she checks out the place, I know she approves by the look on her face.
She begins to undress and wanders toward me,I pray my desire this night won't fail me.
Her silhouette tempting,her sultriness too,I'm sure she won't let me forget what to do.
She leans on the window for the city to see,this naked young angel is here just for me.
I pick up my clothes that I'd dropped on the floor,and climbed on the bed with the angel at mt door.
I can't wait to touch her,taste her,love her; her scent intoxicating,it's now or never.
"It's not about me." I said, although I paid, this beautiful angel for me to get laid.
It's hard to resist when you have such a thirst,I was tought long ago your lover comes first.
I lower my head, the first lick is heavenly,I suck on her lips, she spreads them so gently.
She urges me on, a quiver in her voice,and, oh those freckles, I've made a great choice.
I love to give pleasure, it's never a chore, I've made her come,the angel at my door.
I feel like a champion but she's quick to recover,"your turn she says" as she pushes me over.
Her lips are so soft, her touch is so gentle,her breasts are so lovely, I think I'll go mental.
Her rhythm is perfect, she pays such attention, her tongue is exquisite I think I should mention.
She straddles my waist as I play with her nipples,"can I sit on your cock?", well who am I to quibble?
She opens the rubbers she'd left by the drawer,I'll soon be inside the angel at my door.
She lowers herself so gentle and sweet,my toes are curled up at the ends of my feet.
The feeling of her so light as a bird,I still can't describe, I don't know enough words.
But try as I might, let's suffice it to say, at my age so far,it's never felt quite this way.
As we both roll over,I kneel from behind, that's when I think I"ll go out of my mind.
She urges me on, our rhythm increasing, I still can't believe such a babe I am pleasing?
She comes once again and holds on for more, could this still be the angel who knocked at my door?
A man on a mission, I'm facing her now,each stroke like the last brings a sweat to my brow.
She moans as she stares deep into my eyes,as we kiss to the sound of our slapping thighs.
I stop to go down on her once again, sucking her nub till her knees start to bend.
A quiver I feel at the touch of my finger,I try to slow down, I so much like to linger.
We lay there exhausted, we can't take anymore,it's time to give rest to the angel at my door.
We cuddle toghether as we watch a movie, I think to myself how this woman has moved me.
She is such a pleasure, she's given so much, a genuine treasure, we'd all love to touch.
After a while,we have one more go, but I'm more determined this time to go slow.
She opens herself, her eyes so inviting, squeezing her breasts, her thighs deviding.
We watch toghether as I glide in and out,she looks up at with a mischievous pout.
I really don't think I can take anymore, but I can't disapoint the angel at my door.
I kiss her goodnight and we both close our eyes,I can still feel the warmth of her heavenly thighs.
Her musky aroma, the taste still on my lips, her soft supple skin, the curve of her hips.
I slept for a while, but then felt her stir, I propped myself up and gazed down at her.
Her lips slightly parted, her hair on her cheek, should I pull back the blankets and have a quick peek?
At those wonderful breasts I again longed to suckle, then she started to snore and I had to chuckle.
I gazed at her beauty, that body so fine, that a short time ago I had held close to mine.
I'm tempted to kiss her once more on the lips, and work my way down past those marvelous hips.
I've never been quite this lucky before, I don't want to wake the angel at my door.
The low morning glow thru the drapes does intrude, but the wake up call later was just bloody rude.
She crawls from the bed, I watch as she showers,the mist has the scent of freshly cut flowers.
The glow in her eyes, the wave of her mane,I asked if I could make her come once again.
She replies with a nod while biting her lip, her juices are flowing, I bend down for a sip.
A flick of my tongue, a kiss and a nibble, I reach to caress those wonderful nipples.
She asks for my fingers, I comply with a grin, I don't have to wet them they both slip right in.
I give them a thrust and then a come hither, she sucks in a breath and she starts to shiver.
Now from my perspective the view is so grand, she arches her back and comes on my hand.
I'd love to continue, but she can't take much more, I have to release the angel at my door.
We said our goodbyes as I kissed her once more, so heavy my heart as I opened the door.
I watched as she left me behind on this day, so glad to have had her with me in this way.
For those who've been with her and gotten this far, if just for a short time, and you know who you are,
remember with fondness this wonderful lass, who treats us so well with kindness and class.
Her life has not been all sugar and spice, if you should be with her please be kind and nice.
So here's to Bobbi, above all the rest, for we all now know we've been with the best.
For all of you men who can't share in this toast, if you're ever so blessed, please be a great host.
You will be rewarded as I have before, and you too can have an angel at your door.
It's now been a week since that wonderful night, as I think of her now I just smile with delight.
A word just for you dear Bobbi so fine, that we get toghether at least one more time.
To again feel your touch and be warmed by your aura, and this time I won't forget my dammed camera.
So that's my review, it may seem contrite, the verses too long, nor the cadence quite right.
As my wife reads this page by the soft candle light, the tear on her cheek says I've gotten it right.
So thank you to Bobbi and my lovely wife, for letting me have the best night of my life.
I now know one day, as she's let me before, I may spend one more night with the angel at my door.....
Gentlemen.........Here's to BOBBI..........Cheers:D
Sunday, December 10. 2006
The Slut! - Virginia Beach Escorts
God its been a busy time lately, Christmas obligates you whether you like it or not, do this, do that, gotta get that done, clean up the house, not even mentioning shopping, etc. etc. etc. Enough already!
Well took a bit of time out today, had a dinner date with a lovely professional lady I like to think of as a friend, she is lookin better than ever. We chatted about all kinds of things and counseling even came up, a strange coincidence as you'll read later. We wound up messin around in the Trickmachine and I had a couple of tokes.
She was soooo sweet, I'm out of my element with a SP, I get into cruise mode and pick up a SW, wham bam no problem. Here I have a lovely lady tempting me with her charms and I'm Duh, not with it. But she got me wonderin what I'm missin and I can see the benefits of a well experienced sp, so I think I'm going to be exploring that realm in the near future! (after I get my all clear papers from the clinic that is)
It was an out of it nite for me that's for sure, I wound up hittin the Riverboat casino and after a couple of hrs. still no luck. I was feelin a bit more mello now that the tokes had leveled off a bit so I figured it was time for some cruisin.
Well I headed up to Royal to hunt for Renn again, headed down towards 10th and holy cow sure looks like her. She was walkin very discreetly, I drove past to make sure it was her and it was. I fucked up, I should have pulled over, but it was early so I was cautious as LE was about. I hung a right and drove thru a parkin lot so I could turn back and wait at the stop sign. She was walkin towards me, there was a car parked on Royal but there didn't seem to be anyone in it. Till she walked past it, shit the fucker picked her up just as she was gettin to me, that figures its one of those days!
Well, I'll cruise in Virginia Beach, I head up 12th and nothing but LE, get to in Virginia Beach and lights sirens christ what the fuck is going on here? It was dead till I got up past Boundary, there were plenty of girls out but none interested me, they ask for too much $$$ for me to bother to take a chance with one of em.
I wound up cruisin all the way to Frazer and back on Broadway to Clarke to the old midtrack around Salisbury and Pandora. Well what's this a lil spinner on the steps looked pretty good, I pull up and in she hops. She looked familiar I had a feelin I'd picked her up before and that she was a dud, oh well try er again.
Her name is Tianna has a shapley lil bod, foxy dresser, abit of a honker for a nose, wears sparkly eye makeup and tells me what I want to hear. We go to the poonpalace and its closed early that's fucked up, oh well plenty of places to park. Here is the next signal, when a chick is already askin for a tip before you even pay her, not a good sign. I told what I wanted and she agreed so I gave her a red.
Now for the bitch trip, I don't like your flashlite, I never take my pants off, I pull them up to my shoes and put them in the air you can fuck me that way. Holy shit she's talkin all aggressive, I tell her she is goofy all I want is some pussy not a big production about what she don't like.
Now I remember her, I went thru this last spring with her, she is a total WOT, DUD, just wants your coin and won't do anything after she gets it, BE WARNED its the only good thing I can post about her! Fuck it I drop her off and note to myself remember her, don't pick her up agian stupid!
I cruise the lo and it is dead for a Fri. nite I can't believe it nothing at all, so I backtrack the way I came and head back on in Virginia Beach, fuck looks like a strike out tonite!
I get up to Kingway and Ethel st. by 14th and Wow, what a set of thighs!! There is this chick on the corner fuckin with her skirt and its ridin way up exposing her legs and she has great lookin thighs. She ain't gettin away, I pull up just as others are too, I tell her to get in, she is also lookin at the other guys as if to make a decision!
She comes over and hops in, I can smell alcohol on her breath and she seems a bit tipsy. Hi I'm a really dirty slut she says!! She seems to have a few tears in her eyes and says that fuckin asshole ol man of mine has called me a dirty slut for the last time, fuck him, I'll show him what a slut I am, do you like sluts, she says to me?
Hell Ya, I love Sluts, your talkin to the right guy now!! Well I tore my skirt short, that's what she was doin when I stopped, she now tore the rest of it off makin it level with the bottom of her ass. This was crazy, I wasn't sure what I was dealin with, are you a Ho I ask her? Hell no, I have never worked out here before but I want to get fucked tonite, how much do you want, I ask her?
I don't know, how much do you usually pay? Well she looked pretty good, she was 32 had short red hair big tits, nice long legs a bit of meat on her but not fat. How's $60 I ask, yeah I'm a cheap slut she said what would you like me to do? Show me those big tits and that pussy I say, we're drivin down the road and off come her panties and she's spreadin her legs and rubbin her pussy. Whoo I'm havin trouble concentrating on drivin and lookin between her legs at the same time, Wow what a lucious plump box. I shine my flashlite on it, give me that she says and shines my lite on her puss.
This was a trip, a real red head with a nice landing strip above some meaty big outer lips, my heart started racin. Do you want to fuck this slut pussy she says, I want you to fuck me, I'll show that asshole what a slut I am. I could hardly contain myself, lets see those tits! She pulls her top up and her bra, out flop 2 big white tits with big nipples on the end, you have kids I ask, ya I got 3 of em, and I nursed them all. Can you suck on em I ask, of course I can what kind of slut do you think I am, watch this and she starts suckin on em and lickin em. Here you suck on one and she's over stickin it in my mouth, I can smell the alcohol, fuck I love drunk chicks!!!:p
I finally get to my parkin spot and she wastes no time climbin on my lap, I want to get fucked she says and sticks her tits in my face. Man they were nice big soft lucious pale tits only like a redhead has and that pussy all wet and really hot, I finger banged her and she was moanin. Lucky I had a rubber as she didn't, ol throbber was buried in there in no time, Fuck me, Fuck me she hisses and I see tears running down her face. I'm a horny dirty fuckin slut, I'm a slut she keeps sayin and she's ridin me like crazy, I'm rubbin her engored clit and she starts shudderin and moanin, Wow did she ever cum.
I roll her on her back and start fuckin her that way, shit I'm between those long lucious thighs, she's suckin her tits again, that's it Kaboom, ol throbber does his best to blow his nob off, sure felt like I did, shit I couldn't believe it, what a fantastic fuck! There she says, I told you I was a slut, well I'm really glad I picked you up I said.
She had a big purse with her and pulled a beer out of it, you want one she says, does it get any better than this I thought! She had another one in there also so we both sat there drinkin beer and we were both blown away with what had just happened!
Have you worked out there anywhere before I asked her? She had tears in her eyes again, never she said, well you would do very well I told her you are fabulous. I've been married for 9 years she said, the perfect housewife, take care of the kids make the beds cook the dinner and all the asshole does is fuckin complain and call me a slut. He thinks I've fucked his friends, the mailman and anyone else he can name, I've never ever fucked around with anyone since we were married she says. Tonite was the last straw, he passed out after accusing me of being a slut again, so I said yeah well if your going to call me a dirty slut, I might as well go out and be one!
She is crying again, I tell her its not her fault that her ol man is an asshole and doesn't appreciate her like he should. I told her she had a terrific sexy body, look at these tits and that pussy, I was shinin a light on her now. What a peach, so pink small lips inside big plump ones outside, fuck it I started eatin it! I realized I still had a beer in my hand so I downed it and went for it with that pussy, did she ever love it, she held my head and rocked her pelvis up and down. I gave it to her till my lips and tounge started to feel sore, but I couldn't stop as she was about to cum, she grabbed my hair and pulled me harder and just ground that pussy into my face. She bucked all over the seat and yelped as she came, boy did I have some throbbin wood now!
I thought I died and went to heaven, here I was fuckin her again and she's suckin her tits again, I blew another load and my mind as well. We sat there and talked for a long time, she told me she hadn't been fucked in at least 3 months. Well its definately not you that's the problem I tell her, do you ever get along with your husband. When he's not drinking he's fine she says and he's a good dad with the kids, he just doesn't pay me the time of day anymore because he's drinking all the time, just calls me a dirty slut. Well I guess he was right I am a dirty slut and she starts tearin up again.
That's not your fault I told her, you just had enough of his BS and went and got even for a change, you should be feeling much better because you turned the tables on him for a change. I did didn't I, she said then she started to laugh. You know you guys could go for counseling and try to work it out, I don't think he will go she said. Well you could give him an ultimatum either go or its over, I told her. You could make some great coin as a SP, I know plenty of guys who would go crazy to come and see you!
I'll have to think about that she said, at least I don't feel stuck anymore and I'm not puttin up with anymore of his shit either. Has he ever hit you I asked, never he wouldn't do that, just calls me a slut. If he calls me that again I can tell him yes you are right, I really am a slut and I fucked the first guy that picked me up! She started laughing again, I told her I thought she was a beautiful person and she didn't deserve to put up with that shit. You could give me your number and I'll call you to see if you want to come out.
I can't do that she said, I'm a mother to my kids and I have to be there for their sake. I'm really glad you picked me up, you made me feel so good. Well if you ever want to come out again, just walk out to the corner, I come by there pretty regularly. The nieghbours would know me, I live real close she says. I said here's your money and showed her the 3 gr. I don't want that she said, I'm not a hooker, you have helped me more than you know. Fuck that I said you earned that fair and square, its your $ spend it on yourself.
She took it and said, I'm so glad I met you, I feel so good now, I was soo horny. Well I had a really fucked up nite before I met you too, you really helped me out too you know, I told her you are a fabulous slut! She was very cheerful as I drove her home and outside her apartment building she gave me a nice kiss and said thanks, I had a really great time! I watched her walk into the lobby of the apartment and I felt high an exhaulting feeling, only a real connection can bring that on.
I'm still smilin as I sit here behind my keyboard, was that real, was it a dream, how could a strange nite wind up like that, could I ever top that?
I doubt it, that was very special and I will remember it for the rest of my life and I think its appropriate that I will close this years SW poonin season as of now.
I just may be ready to experience what the great Sp's have to offer, so girlies get ready when I have my "alles in ortnung papers" I just might be givin ya a call!:p
Well took a bit of time out today, had a dinner date with a lovely professional lady I like to think of as a friend, she is lookin better than ever. We chatted about all kinds of things and counseling even came up, a strange coincidence as you'll read later. We wound up messin around in the Trickmachine and I had a couple of tokes.
She was soooo sweet, I'm out of my element with a SP, I get into cruise mode and pick up a SW, wham bam no problem. Here I have a lovely lady tempting me with her charms and I'm Duh, not with it. But she got me wonderin what I'm missin and I can see the benefits of a well experienced sp, so I think I'm going to be exploring that realm in the near future! (after I get my all clear papers from the clinic that is)
It was an out of it nite for me that's for sure, I wound up hittin the Riverboat casino and after a couple of hrs. still no luck. I was feelin a bit more mello now that the tokes had leveled off a bit so I figured it was time for some cruisin.
Well I headed up to Royal to hunt for Renn again, headed down towards 10th and holy cow sure looks like her. She was walkin very discreetly, I drove past to make sure it was her and it was. I fucked up, I should have pulled over, but it was early so I was cautious as LE was about. I hung a right and drove thru a parkin lot so I could turn back and wait at the stop sign. She was walkin towards me, there was a car parked on Royal but there didn't seem to be anyone in it. Till she walked past it, shit the fucker picked her up just as she was gettin to me, that figures its one of those days!
Well, I'll cruise in Virginia Beach, I head up 12th and nothing but LE, get to in Virginia Beach and lights sirens christ what the fuck is going on here? It was dead till I got up past Boundary, there were plenty of girls out but none interested me, they ask for too much $$$ for me to bother to take a chance with one of em.
I wound up cruisin all the way to Frazer and back on Broadway to Clarke to the old midtrack around Salisbury and Pandora. Well what's this a lil spinner on the steps looked pretty good, I pull up and in she hops. She looked familiar I had a feelin I'd picked her up before and that she was a dud, oh well try er again.
Her name is Tianna has a shapley lil bod, foxy dresser, abit of a honker for a nose, wears sparkly eye makeup and tells me what I want to hear. We go to the poonpalace and its closed early that's fucked up, oh well plenty of places to park. Here is the next signal, when a chick is already askin for a tip before you even pay her, not a good sign. I told what I wanted and she agreed so I gave her a red.
Now for the bitch trip, I don't like your flashlite, I never take my pants off, I pull them up to my shoes and put them in the air you can fuck me that way. Holy shit she's talkin all aggressive, I tell her she is goofy all I want is some pussy not a big production about what she don't like.
Now I remember her, I went thru this last spring with her, she is a total WOT, DUD, just wants your coin and won't do anything after she gets it, BE WARNED its the only good thing I can post about her! Fuck it I drop her off and note to myself remember her, don't pick her up agian stupid!
I cruise the lo and it is dead for a Fri. nite I can't believe it nothing at all, so I backtrack the way I came and head back on in Virginia Beach, fuck looks like a strike out tonite!
I get up to Kingway and Ethel st. by 14th and Wow, what a set of thighs!! There is this chick on the corner fuckin with her skirt and its ridin way up exposing her legs and she has great lookin thighs. She ain't gettin away, I pull up just as others are too, I tell her to get in, she is also lookin at the other guys as if to make a decision!
She comes over and hops in, I can smell alcohol on her breath and she seems a bit tipsy. Hi I'm a really dirty slut she says!! She seems to have a few tears in her eyes and says that fuckin asshole ol man of mine has called me a dirty slut for the last time, fuck him, I'll show him what a slut I am, do you like sluts, she says to me?
Hell Ya, I love Sluts, your talkin to the right guy now!! Well I tore my skirt short, that's what she was doin when I stopped, she now tore the rest of it off makin it level with the bottom of her ass. This was crazy, I wasn't sure what I was dealin with, are you a Ho I ask her? Hell no, I have never worked out here before but I want to get fucked tonite, how much do you want, I ask her?
I don't know, how much do you usually pay? Well she looked pretty good, she was 32 had short red hair big tits, nice long legs a bit of meat on her but not fat. How's $60 I ask, yeah I'm a cheap slut she said what would you like me to do? Show me those big tits and that pussy I say, we're drivin down the road and off come her panties and she's spreadin her legs and rubbin her pussy. Whoo I'm havin trouble concentrating on drivin and lookin between her legs at the same time, Wow what a lucious plump box. I shine my flashlite on it, give me that she says and shines my lite on her puss.
This was a trip, a real red head with a nice landing strip above some meaty big outer lips, my heart started racin. Do you want to fuck this slut pussy she says, I want you to fuck me, I'll show that asshole what a slut I am. I could hardly contain myself, lets see those tits! She pulls her top up and her bra, out flop 2 big white tits with big nipples on the end, you have kids I ask, ya I got 3 of em, and I nursed them all. Can you suck on em I ask, of course I can what kind of slut do you think I am, watch this and she starts suckin on em and lickin em. Here you suck on one and she's over stickin it in my mouth, I can smell the alcohol, fuck I love drunk chicks!!!:p
I finally get to my parkin spot and she wastes no time climbin on my lap, I want to get fucked she says and sticks her tits in my face. Man they were nice big soft lucious pale tits only like a redhead has and that pussy all wet and really hot, I finger banged her and she was moanin. Lucky I had a rubber as she didn't, ol throbber was buried in there in no time, Fuck me, Fuck me she hisses and I see tears running down her face. I'm a horny dirty fuckin slut, I'm a slut she keeps sayin and she's ridin me like crazy, I'm rubbin her engored clit and she starts shudderin and moanin, Wow did she ever cum.
I roll her on her back and start fuckin her that way, shit I'm between those long lucious thighs, she's suckin her tits again, that's it Kaboom, ol throbber does his best to blow his nob off, sure felt like I did, shit I couldn't believe it, what a fantastic fuck! There she says, I told you I was a slut, well I'm really glad I picked you up I said.
She had a big purse with her and pulled a beer out of it, you want one she says, does it get any better than this I thought! She had another one in there also so we both sat there drinkin beer and we were both blown away with what had just happened!
Have you worked out there anywhere before I asked her? She had tears in her eyes again, never she said, well you would do very well I told her you are fabulous. I've been married for 9 years she said, the perfect housewife, take care of the kids make the beds cook the dinner and all the asshole does is fuckin complain and call me a slut. He thinks I've fucked his friends, the mailman and anyone else he can name, I've never ever fucked around with anyone since we were married she says. Tonite was the last straw, he passed out after accusing me of being a slut again, so I said yeah well if your going to call me a dirty slut, I might as well go out and be one!
She is crying again, I tell her its not her fault that her ol man is an asshole and doesn't appreciate her like he should. I told her she had a terrific sexy body, look at these tits and that pussy, I was shinin a light on her now. What a peach, so pink small lips inside big plump ones outside, fuck it I started eatin it! I realized I still had a beer in my hand so I downed it and went for it with that pussy, did she ever love it, she held my head and rocked her pelvis up and down. I gave it to her till my lips and tounge started to feel sore, but I couldn't stop as she was about to cum, she grabbed my hair and pulled me harder and just ground that pussy into my face. She bucked all over the seat and yelped as she came, boy did I have some throbbin wood now!
I thought I died and went to heaven, here I was fuckin her again and she's suckin her tits again, I blew another load and my mind as well. We sat there and talked for a long time, she told me she hadn't been fucked in at least 3 months. Well its definately not you that's the problem I tell her, do you ever get along with your husband. When he's not drinking he's fine she says and he's a good dad with the kids, he just doesn't pay me the time of day anymore because he's drinking all the time, just calls me a dirty slut. Well I guess he was right I am a dirty slut and she starts tearin up again.
That's not your fault I told her, you just had enough of his BS and went and got even for a change, you should be feeling much better because you turned the tables on him for a change. I did didn't I, she said then she started to laugh. You know you guys could go for counseling and try to work it out, I don't think he will go she said. Well you could give him an ultimatum either go or its over, I told her. You could make some great coin as a SP, I know plenty of guys who would go crazy to come and see you!
I'll have to think about that she said, at least I don't feel stuck anymore and I'm not puttin up with anymore of his shit either. Has he ever hit you I asked, never he wouldn't do that, just calls me a slut. If he calls me that again I can tell him yes you are right, I really am a slut and I fucked the first guy that picked me up! She started laughing again, I told her I thought she was a beautiful person and she didn't deserve to put up with that shit. You could give me your number and I'll call you to see if you want to come out.
I can't do that she said, I'm a mother to my kids and I have to be there for their sake. I'm really glad you picked me up, you made me feel so good. Well if you ever want to come out again, just walk out to the corner, I come by there pretty regularly. The nieghbours would know me, I live real close she says. I said here's your money and showed her the 3 gr. I don't want that she said, I'm not a hooker, you have helped me more than you know. Fuck that I said you earned that fair and square, its your $ spend it on yourself.
She took it and said, I'm so glad I met you, I feel so good now, I was soo horny. Well I had a really fucked up nite before I met you too, you really helped me out too you know, I told her you are a fabulous slut! She was very cheerful as I drove her home and outside her apartment building she gave me a nice kiss and said thanks, I had a really great time! I watched her walk into the lobby of the apartment and I felt high an exhaulting feeling, only a real connection can bring that on.
I'm still smilin as I sit here behind my keyboard, was that real, was it a dream, how could a strange nite wind up like that, could I ever top that?
I doubt it, that was very special and I will remember it for the rest of my life and I think its appropriate that I will close this years SW poonin season as of now.
I just may be ready to experience what the great Sp's have to offer, so girlies get ready when I have my "alles in ortnung papers" I just might be givin ya a call!:p
Tuesday, November 7. 2006
Sneaky Bastard - Hampton Escorts
Work has been suckin big time lately, lots of overtime and not much playtime. That all changed as the weekend approached, a bunch of us hit a few Hampton bars and after a couple of beers and a few tokes, I said bye bye and was gonna cruise in the trickmachine.
Somehow I lost my damn keys again, but after the last fiasco I had a spare set, so I thought I was good to go. Boy was I wrong the keys were so old I couldn't use em it took for ever including a dousing of WD-40 to fire up the trickmachine.
I don't know what's wrong with me lately, but I've had the urge to fuck most any woman I've seen. Perhaps its my rutting season, or its the weather, but my beaver feaver has flared up big time!
I had been dating this chick from POF and she turned out to be quite the freak, gave me the worst bare assed spankin I've ever had. I had a flashback to when I was a kid, it really freaked me out. I'm not that kinky, I like to fuck but I'm not big on pain!:eek:
Well if I'm such a bad boy and got such a spankin, I might as well earn it, yeah that's probably it! I want to cruise, but I can't, but hey if I can sneak home and get my other keys, without the ol lady noticing, well......I just gotta do it!
Its sorta late, perhaps she's in bed, I pull up outside. Shit the TV is flashin, I sneak in the house, she's asleep on the couch. I tip toe by and into the bedroom and yeah I got another set in my nightstand. The cat is watchin me as I slip back out, all the while waiting for the inevitable, where are you going?
I fire up the trickmachine watchin the windows, I can't beleive I made it, Yahoo, get ready girls cause here I cum! It felt exhilarating driving down the road even in the pissin rain. I love cruising in the heavy rain, I cranked up some heavy shit, the lead guitarist from Alice in chains has his own disk out and I love it! Even though I can't remember his name!
I find the girls in this weather are more than eager to get into a nice warm vehicle, so I got the heat up. It didn''t take long till I saw Dee, by the Canadian Tire at 76 & KG, I've picked her up before by the legion in Whalley. She works in Hampton also.
I haven't seen her in awhile, she was really glad to see me, and she looked good. I parked and gave her the 2 gr. this chick is a breeder, she recently calved and still had the huge nipples from that event and I noticed she was preggers again. She denied it, but I can tell a swollen pregnant beaver any day of the week, my flashlite don't lie, besides she had the 5-6 mo. bump for sure.
I love pregnant beaver, what a lucious big lipped cunt, that's when a pussy is in all its full glory, full bloom you might say! Boy! Did I ever stuff that fuckin thing!:p I got such a rush it blew my load and the hat right off my head! Wow, I sure feel a whole lot better now! Well I drop her off and head into town.
The puddles were quite impressive and the trichmachine got a good washing as we splished around the lo, over to the mid and at Victoria and Pandora, there was Sheri. Some other pooner was just about to pick her up but I had the right of way and I swung infront of him and snagged her!:p
She was wearing her glasses this time and had her hair different, still had the jacket she boosted from Value Village and she was glad to see me. I couldn't wait to do her again and didn't waste anytime parkin. She is such a good fuck, that hot ass and nice lil pussy, she rocks the whole package and meets you stroke for stroke perfectly! Ohh fuck I blew my hat off again!:p
Well I took a time out and got all cleaned up in the Casino, just no luck at all on the tables, what a waste of time and $, I'm outta here. I cruised around the lo again and over on Clark and in Hampton I see this chick puttin on mascara lookin in some guys door mirror. I pull up along side and she hops in, fuck she really has the Alice Cooper thing goin on. Now she's lookin in my rearview mirror and puttin more of that shit on, I want to look pretty for you she says.
Her name is Maria, has a real Italian look to her and she is nuttier than a fruitcake, she's got a good figure and is tall and well proportioned. 3gr. she says, I'm worth it! You don't mind flashlite pussy I say, no problem she says. Well we park and I give her the money, suddenly she's singin a different tune. You can't turn that lite on, it will attract attention she says, from who I say there's nothing around here. Well she just gives out the most negative fucked up performance, I want to blow you, she says, didn't want to do anything else.
You know what, you are a turn-off, I like to get off she says, sucking cock does that for me. I don't give a shit if you get off or not, I'm paying you to get me off, I tell her. Aw I want you to pick me up again, she says. Well you need more practise at being a Ho I tell her, you are just a WOT, I can hardley wait to get her out of the trickmachine, she's fucked.
That's when I remember I picked her up once before and she did the same thing even though she talks real hot till you give her the money, stay away from her. There is much better out there. I dropped her off and kept on cruisin.
Boy was it late, the morinin rush was gettin started so I headed for home. On in Hampton at Dunlevy I see Mary the hairy cunted EI, trickmachine hangs a left and in she hops. She is drenched and its rainin so fuckin hard, I find a place to park and get out to take a piss. Fuck I'm standin in a running creek on the side of the road, good thing I got my boots on.
I cranked the heat and she took off her wet clothes, is this ever nice she says. She was happy to do a pussy show and was really playin with herself, wow that snatch was way hairy'er than the last time I'd seen it! Nice and plump too and very tight, fuck yeah I love it and the rush I got blown into her blew my hat off again, right over the back seat! She delivers, great fuck, I got her new # she says she is half fijian and half native, she sure looks EI to me especially that hairy box!
Well that was it for the week or so I thought, shit the next nite I was out with the ol lady at Gabby's in Langley. There were sooo many beautiful girls in there, that's the place to go guys! They have great country bands, but they also play some hiphop and lots of other great tunes, and the girls they were so prittay: " Save a horse and ride a cowboy", I drove home and rode some strange stuff, myself for a change, LOL!
Well the next day my other GF calls, she needs to see me, well she likes the Casino, so out we go and I'm still on a loosin streak. I talk her into leavin and we go to her place, she is one hell of a hot fuck too, I can't get enough of that stuff!:p
It has to be the rainy weather, I felt all cooped up today and kept springin hard-ons thinkin about all that pussy out there! Well a lil cruise around the local nieghbourhood couldn't hurt nothin could it? Well for a Sun nite it sure was dead, on to New West dead, a couple o troopers standin in their high boots over by the london drugs on in Hampton.
I get down to Dunlevy and a blonde is on the corner where hairy Mary was standin the other nite. I pick her up, her name is Debbie and she's givin off a hot vibe, oh yeah! She wanted 3 gr. she sure was in good shape, a real nice bod and she thrusts that pelvis and pussy on ya really good, I loved fuckin her, I was amazed when she told me she was 40, ol throbber sure enjoyed blowin into her!:p
I am such a sex addict, I just loved cruisin around tonite and the lo was quite productive also. On the corner of Gore and in Hampton Donna was there, she has that jean eatin ass and is quite leggy, sure could use a trip to the dentist though. A very nice pussy and she was 47 fer christs sake, fuck I like em old too, good fuck and only 2gr. she drained me.
Well time to try the casino again, I was in there for over an hr. and just lost, fuck it. I seem to have better luck cruisin, back down to the low, around and round I go, hmmm blonde looks like she's walkin home carrying a bag. I pull up, in she hops, are you working, sure am. She's a fresh face, where you from, Chilliwack she answeres, wanna fuck? It takes 3 gr, off to the poon palace we go!
She was a lovely sweet girl only 22, a bit of a chunkster but in a sexy way, I love a bit of extra meat on a girl and that beautiful plump pink lipped puss had ol throbber bobbin for action! She was really nice to fuck, I couldn't believe the wood she gave me and oh sooo tight! Her name is Amanda, she has a bit of a belly from havin a kid and a bit of a big ass, but a very sweet girl with a great attitude. She gave me her friends number where she can be reached lives in Coquitlam and occasionally strays to the lo!
That was a great way to finish off one hell of a fuckin weekend, its been a long time since I pulled a double Hatrick! I had to force myself not to pick up another one on the way home as I saw a nice brunette down on Royal ave. just east of 12th. There was also a hot blonde accross from Bear creek park, the rain didn't seem to affect the action out there at all, it wasn't really that cold I suppose.
Well all I can say is I love a rainy nite, and fuck the casino!:p
Somehow I lost my damn keys again, but after the last fiasco I had a spare set, so I thought I was good to go. Boy was I wrong the keys were so old I couldn't use em it took for ever including a dousing of WD-40 to fire up the trickmachine.
I don't know what's wrong with me lately, but I've had the urge to fuck most any woman I've seen. Perhaps its my rutting season, or its the weather, but my beaver feaver has flared up big time!
I had been dating this chick from POF and she turned out to be quite the freak, gave me the worst bare assed spankin I've ever had. I had a flashback to when I was a kid, it really freaked me out. I'm not that kinky, I like to fuck but I'm not big on pain!:eek:
Well if I'm such a bad boy and got such a spankin, I might as well earn it, yeah that's probably it! I want to cruise, but I can't, but hey if I can sneak home and get my other keys, without the ol lady noticing, well......I just gotta do it!
Its sorta late, perhaps she's in bed, I pull up outside. Shit the TV is flashin, I sneak in the house, she's asleep on the couch. I tip toe by and into the bedroom and yeah I got another set in my nightstand. The cat is watchin me as I slip back out, all the while waiting for the inevitable, where are you going?
I fire up the trickmachine watchin the windows, I can't beleive I made it, Yahoo, get ready girls cause here I cum! It felt exhilarating driving down the road even in the pissin rain. I love cruising in the heavy rain, I cranked up some heavy shit, the lead guitarist from Alice in chains has his own disk out and I love it! Even though I can't remember his name!
I find the girls in this weather are more than eager to get into a nice warm vehicle, so I got the heat up. It didn''t take long till I saw Dee, by the Canadian Tire at 76 & KG, I've picked her up before by the legion in Whalley. She works in Hampton also.
I haven't seen her in awhile, she was really glad to see me, and she looked good. I parked and gave her the 2 gr. this chick is a breeder, she recently calved and still had the huge nipples from that event and I noticed she was preggers again. She denied it, but I can tell a swollen pregnant beaver any day of the week, my flashlite don't lie, besides she had the 5-6 mo. bump for sure.
I love pregnant beaver, what a lucious big lipped cunt, that's when a pussy is in all its full glory, full bloom you might say! Boy! Did I ever stuff that fuckin thing!:p I got such a rush it blew my load and the hat right off my head! Wow, I sure feel a whole lot better now! Well I drop her off and head into town.
The puddles were quite impressive and the trichmachine got a good washing as we splished around the lo, over to the mid and at Victoria and Pandora, there was Sheri. Some other pooner was just about to pick her up but I had the right of way and I swung infront of him and snagged her!:p
She was wearing her glasses this time and had her hair different, still had the jacket she boosted from Value Village and she was glad to see me. I couldn't wait to do her again and didn't waste anytime parkin. She is such a good fuck, that hot ass and nice lil pussy, she rocks the whole package and meets you stroke for stroke perfectly! Ohh fuck I blew my hat off again!:p
Well I took a time out and got all cleaned up in the Casino, just no luck at all on the tables, what a waste of time and $, I'm outta here. I cruised around the lo again and over on Clark and in Hampton I see this chick puttin on mascara lookin in some guys door mirror. I pull up along side and she hops in, fuck she really has the Alice Cooper thing goin on. Now she's lookin in my rearview mirror and puttin more of that shit on, I want to look pretty for you she says.
Her name is Maria, has a real Italian look to her and she is nuttier than a fruitcake, she's got a good figure and is tall and well proportioned. 3gr. she says, I'm worth it! You don't mind flashlite pussy I say, no problem she says. Well we park and I give her the money, suddenly she's singin a different tune. You can't turn that lite on, it will attract attention she says, from who I say there's nothing around here. Well she just gives out the most negative fucked up performance, I want to blow you, she says, didn't want to do anything else.
You know what, you are a turn-off, I like to get off she says, sucking cock does that for me. I don't give a shit if you get off or not, I'm paying you to get me off, I tell her. Aw I want you to pick me up again, she says. Well you need more practise at being a Ho I tell her, you are just a WOT, I can hardley wait to get her out of the trickmachine, she's fucked.
That's when I remember I picked her up once before and she did the same thing even though she talks real hot till you give her the money, stay away from her. There is much better out there. I dropped her off and kept on cruisin.
Boy was it late, the morinin rush was gettin started so I headed for home. On in Hampton at Dunlevy I see Mary the hairy cunted EI, trickmachine hangs a left and in she hops. She is drenched and its rainin so fuckin hard, I find a place to park and get out to take a piss. Fuck I'm standin in a running creek on the side of the road, good thing I got my boots on.
I cranked the heat and she took off her wet clothes, is this ever nice she says. She was happy to do a pussy show and was really playin with herself, wow that snatch was way hairy'er than the last time I'd seen it! Nice and plump too and very tight, fuck yeah I love it and the rush I got blown into her blew my hat off again, right over the back seat! She delivers, great fuck, I got her new # she says she is half fijian and half native, she sure looks EI to me especially that hairy box!
Well that was it for the week or so I thought, shit the next nite I was out with the ol lady at Gabby's in Langley. There were sooo many beautiful girls in there, that's the place to go guys! They have great country bands, but they also play some hiphop and lots of other great tunes, and the girls they were so prittay: " Save a horse and ride a cowboy", I drove home and rode some strange stuff, myself for a change, LOL!
Well the next day my other GF calls, she needs to see me, well she likes the Casino, so out we go and I'm still on a loosin streak. I talk her into leavin and we go to her place, she is one hell of a hot fuck too, I can't get enough of that stuff!:p
It has to be the rainy weather, I felt all cooped up today and kept springin hard-ons thinkin about all that pussy out there! Well a lil cruise around the local nieghbourhood couldn't hurt nothin could it? Well for a Sun nite it sure was dead, on to New West dead, a couple o troopers standin in their high boots over by the london drugs on in Hampton.
I get down to Dunlevy and a blonde is on the corner where hairy Mary was standin the other nite. I pick her up, her name is Debbie and she's givin off a hot vibe, oh yeah! She wanted 3 gr. she sure was in good shape, a real nice bod and she thrusts that pelvis and pussy on ya really good, I loved fuckin her, I was amazed when she told me she was 40, ol throbber sure enjoyed blowin into her!:p
I am such a sex addict, I just loved cruisin around tonite and the lo was quite productive also. On the corner of Gore and in Hampton Donna was there, she has that jean eatin ass and is quite leggy, sure could use a trip to the dentist though. A very nice pussy and she was 47 fer christs sake, fuck I like em old too, good fuck and only 2gr. she drained me.
Well time to try the casino again, I was in there for over an hr. and just lost, fuck it. I seem to have better luck cruisin, back down to the low, around and round I go, hmmm blonde looks like she's walkin home carrying a bag. I pull up, in she hops, are you working, sure am. She's a fresh face, where you from, Chilliwack she answeres, wanna fuck? It takes 3 gr, off to the poon palace we go!
She was a lovely sweet girl only 22, a bit of a chunkster but in a sexy way, I love a bit of extra meat on a girl and that beautiful plump pink lipped puss had ol throbber bobbin for action! She was really nice to fuck, I couldn't believe the wood she gave me and oh sooo tight! Her name is Amanda, she has a bit of a belly from havin a kid and a bit of a big ass, but a very sweet girl with a great attitude. She gave me her friends number where she can be reached lives in Coquitlam and occasionally strays to the lo!
That was a great way to finish off one hell of a fuckin weekend, its been a long time since I pulled a double Hatrick! I had to force myself not to pick up another one on the way home as I saw a nice brunette down on Royal ave. just east of 12th. There was also a hot blonde accross from Bear creek park, the rain didn't seem to affect the action out there at all, it wasn't really that cold I suppose.
Well all I can say is I love a rainy nite, and fuck the casino!:p
Friday, October 27. 2006
Passionate Fruit from Paradise - Lynchburg Escorts
Succulent Passionfruit:)
I was in paradise yesterday trying the forbidden fruit. She was juicy, succulent, comforting and with delightful giggles. She is not a spinner but well proportion with everything, all in the right places. What really captivates me most was her angelical face, not too much makeup but just enough to allow her natural beauty to shine through. She will be leaving for some tropical island this Saturday and will not be back until early November. By then she will be ripen to a tropical brown, matching her golden blonde hair.
She has striking green eyes, short blonde hair, 36C-27-36 and 130 lbs, Just imagine she also answers her e-mail with her name as daty and mosg.
I arrived at her place and she greeted me with a kiss and a hug. She told me to get comfortable, which I did, and soon we were exploring each other in all our exotic places. She offer cbj, cg, mish, daty, msog and lfk. Just be careful she giggles a lot and her most sensitive place are her ears and it just drive her crazy when you are caressing them with your tongue. If you do it right you will find out why I call her juicy.
L9 S8.5 A9
Donation: October Special
If you do get to paradise and have the pleasure of tasting this forbidden fruit, Alize. Just mention to her that a bumblebee sent you.;)
Here are some pictures and more information Alize ( http://spdir.com/Lynchburg/) under Sweet and Succulent Passionfruit.
I was in paradise yesterday trying the forbidden fruit. She was juicy, succulent, comforting and with delightful giggles. She is not a spinner but well proportion with everything, all in the right places. What really captivates me most was her angelical face, not too much makeup but just enough to allow her natural beauty to shine through. She will be leaving for some tropical island this Saturday and will not be back until early November. By then she will be ripen to a tropical brown, matching her golden blonde hair.
She has striking green eyes, short blonde hair, 36C-27-36 and 130 lbs, Just imagine she also answers her e-mail with her name as daty and mosg.
I arrived at her place and she greeted me with a kiss and a hug. She told me to get comfortable, which I did, and soon we were exploring each other in all our exotic places. She offer cbj, cg, mish, daty, msog and lfk. Just be careful she giggles a lot and her most sensitive place are her ears and it just drive her crazy when you are caressing them with your tongue. If you do it right you will find out why I call her juicy.
L9 S8.5 A9
Donation: October Special
If you do get to paradise and have the pleasure of tasting this forbidden fruit, Alize. Just mention to her that a bumblebee sent you.;)
Here are some pictures and more information Alize ( http://spdir.com/Lynchburg/) under Sweet and Succulent Passionfruit.
Sunday, October 15. 2006
Cuckoo Katrina! - Arlington Escorts
Well I might as well get my 1,000th post out of the way, it would be cool if it was a rollicking, cum slpootin good time, I tried, but came up a bit short.
I met the hot brunette "Kat" at the Mac's at 80th & KG the other nite. She looks pretty hot in her hipster jeans and short top, in she hops and off we go. Are you in a hurry she asks, hell no, I say. I'm hungry she says, so off to Burger King we go, thru the drive thru, she loads up, deluxe chicken meal and side order of steak & mushroom Angus burger.
We park to eat and she's pissed there are no onions or tomatoes or even cheese, I go back and the EI in the window don't seem to understand. I say where are the tomatoes, we don't have tomatoes, we are out. WTF? Well Kat stood her ground and got someone who understood english, no tomatoes then I want more cheese at no charge, she sent the burgers back, I suggested she may wind up with extra special sauce.
To my surprise the lady really came thru, gave us all kinds of extra stuff, she said you guys paid for it you have every right to expect it, this is the best I can do. Well good enough, I even got a free whopper jr. out of it, some of these chicks can really negotiate, guess it'll be my turn soon.
We go to park and I didn't like her location, so we went to another one, on the way she made me get smokes at the store she was not allowed into. Finally we were getting down to buisness and a car drove thru and was unloading at a doorway. Hey that's my dealer, I'll be right back give me $30 I want to smoke a rock. Shit I hate this kind of stuff but what the hell let's see what happens.
She relaxed and took her time with her pipe telling me how she'd love to blow her cracksmoke into someones lungs who had not smoked it before to see if I'd get off. No thanks that's pretty fucked up, oh look at those trees, look at that strange spider web, I want to go out and look at it. Well I want to look at your pussy I say, fuck the spider web, lets get at er.
Finally she pulls her gear off, she sure has a nice body, the shapliest round tight ass and the sweetest lil pussy. I had my flashlite in action, and hey I remember you she says, you picked me up before don't you remember. Well I saw the tattoo on her tummy and I remembered her too, she once gave me a really dynamite fuck a few years back.
I remembered picking her up a few times, she is very off and on, when she's on she's really great but she gets wacko on the crack and can't focus on gettin the job done properly. I tried to fuck her but she was a bit too dry and I couldn't find my lube, what a shame her pussy was just beautiful, I said fuck it perhaps some other time.
She is not a ripoff and even deducted the smokes and burgers from what I paid her. It was a coincidence that the dealer happend to show up, I'm quite sure if he hadn't I would have had a much better time. She spent a great deal of time showing me her pussy, playin with it and waggin her fine ass at me with her legs up in the air.
I was kind of stoned myself from the tokes of a roach I had, I was at a bit of a dissadvantage and not really on my game. We got reaquainted I suppose and to be fair, I will pick her up again, this time, I will have all the proper supplies. If she's all fucked up again, I will write her off, I really hope I can do a positive reveiw as she is damn HOT!:cool:
I met the hot brunette "Kat" at the Mac's at 80th & KG the other nite. She looks pretty hot in her hipster jeans and short top, in she hops and off we go. Are you in a hurry she asks, hell no, I say. I'm hungry she says, so off to Burger King we go, thru the drive thru, she loads up, deluxe chicken meal and side order of steak & mushroom Angus burger.
We park to eat and she's pissed there are no onions or tomatoes or even cheese, I go back and the EI in the window don't seem to understand. I say where are the tomatoes, we don't have tomatoes, we are out. WTF? Well Kat stood her ground and got someone who understood english, no tomatoes then I want more cheese at no charge, she sent the burgers back, I suggested she may wind up with extra special sauce.
To my surprise the lady really came thru, gave us all kinds of extra stuff, she said you guys paid for it you have every right to expect it, this is the best I can do. Well good enough, I even got a free whopper jr. out of it, some of these chicks can really negotiate, guess it'll be my turn soon.
We go to park and I didn't like her location, so we went to another one, on the way she made me get smokes at the store she was not allowed into. Finally we were getting down to buisness and a car drove thru and was unloading at a doorway. Hey that's my dealer, I'll be right back give me $30 I want to smoke a rock. Shit I hate this kind of stuff but what the hell let's see what happens.
She relaxed and took her time with her pipe telling me how she'd love to blow her cracksmoke into someones lungs who had not smoked it before to see if I'd get off. No thanks that's pretty fucked up, oh look at those trees, look at that strange spider web, I want to go out and look at it. Well I want to look at your pussy I say, fuck the spider web, lets get at er.
Finally she pulls her gear off, she sure has a nice body, the shapliest round tight ass and the sweetest lil pussy. I had my flashlite in action, and hey I remember you she says, you picked me up before don't you remember. Well I saw the tattoo on her tummy and I remembered her too, she once gave me a really dynamite fuck a few years back.
I remembered picking her up a few times, she is very off and on, when she's on she's really great but she gets wacko on the crack and can't focus on gettin the job done properly. I tried to fuck her but she was a bit too dry and I couldn't find my lube, what a shame her pussy was just beautiful, I said fuck it perhaps some other time.
She is not a ripoff and even deducted the smokes and burgers from what I paid her. It was a coincidence that the dealer happend to show up, I'm quite sure if he hadn't I would have had a much better time. She spent a great deal of time showing me her pussy, playin with it and waggin her fine ass at me with her legs up in the air.
I was kind of stoned myself from the tokes of a roach I had, I was at a bit of a dissadvantage and not really on my game. We got reaquainted I suppose and to be fair, I will pick her up again, this time, I will have all the proper supplies. If she's all fucked up again, I will write her off, I really hope I can do a positive reveiw as she is damn HOT!:cool:
Wednesday, October 11. 2006
April Fox review - Fairfax Escorts
Well, 2 weeks ago, on the spur of the moment, feeling horny, I called up the Fox Den to see who was available. No asian girls available, and the first girl they offer is 40. I say do you have anybody younger? (younger than me would be nice). Unfortunately I was not close to my computer, so I had no clue who was who in the list of names they gave me. So I blindly booked an appt on short notice with April Fox. Not a good move...
It was my first time going to Fox Den, nice place, kinda pricy.
So April walks in, chit chats a bit. She is billed as 26, part French, part Brazilian. Looks OK, but she seems kinda ditzy, not a big turn on for me. She has huge canons, too good to be true, and later I was fairly sure they were fakers. Offers accompanied shower, OK. She says "Ooh, i feel so horny today", but she seems kinda bored and distracted. She asks: "Do you like anal?". I say, uh, not really. She says "if you want to try it, it's $100 extra." Ohh, nice to know. The attempted upsale seems kinda chintzy to me, breaks the mood.
Anyway, we lie down, I start kissing her body, then she suddenly asks: "Do you want me to suck your cock, or just lick your balls?". Geez her tone of voice is so matter of fact. Kinda ditzy and unsensual like. She puts on a flavored condom, but not very well, and does a CBJ. Eventually we got to CG, but all I can say is it felt... uncomfortable. Kinda dry and squeaky. She was doing some fake moans and dirty talk, but the look of glazed boredom on her face gave away her true feelings.
Anyway, tried doggy, but she was dry... Eventually I lost all wood, this girl was just not doing it for me. Eventually had to finish with HJ 'cause I couldn't get wood with that crappy condom on. Got the hell out of there.
People may debate what GFE is, but now I know the epitome of non-GFE, and that would be April. No emotional connection at all, it really felt like I was with a hooker, and I mean that in negative way if you know what I mean. It was only my second time trying a non-Asian SP, I guess i should stick to the asian girls. A crappy HJ for 3 browns and a green, ouch, what a rip. :eek:
L/A/S 6/5/5
It was my first time going to Fox Den, nice place, kinda pricy.
So April walks in, chit chats a bit. She is billed as 26, part French, part Brazilian. Looks OK, but she seems kinda ditzy, not a big turn on for me. She has huge canons, too good to be true, and later I was fairly sure they were fakers. Offers accompanied shower, OK. She says "Ooh, i feel so horny today", but she seems kinda bored and distracted. She asks: "Do you like anal?". I say, uh, not really. She says "if you want to try it, it's $100 extra." Ohh, nice to know. The attempted upsale seems kinda chintzy to me, breaks the mood.
Anyway, we lie down, I start kissing her body, then she suddenly asks: "Do you want me to suck your cock, or just lick your balls?". Geez her tone of voice is so matter of fact. Kinda ditzy and unsensual like. She puts on a flavored condom, but not very well, and does a CBJ. Eventually we got to CG, but all I can say is it felt... uncomfortable. Kinda dry and squeaky. She was doing some fake moans and dirty talk, but the look of glazed boredom on her face gave away her true feelings.
Anyway, tried doggy, but she was dry... Eventually I lost all wood, this girl was just not doing it for me. Eventually had to finish with HJ 'cause I couldn't get wood with that crappy condom on. Got the hell out of there.
People may debate what GFE is, but now I know the epitome of non-GFE, and that would be April. No emotional connection at all, it really felt like I was with a hooker, and I mean that in negative way if you know what I mean. It was only my second time trying a non-Asian SP, I guess i should stick to the asian girls. A crappy HJ for 3 browns and a green, ouch, what a rip. :eek:
L/A/S 6/5/5
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