I called Sonya in New West to see if I could rearrange my work schedule to see her. Unfortunately, she told me she was taking a rare day off so I was out of luck with her until another day.
Today, I really had a craving to taste some good nookie and after years of being on the sideline watching all you Perberts in both in Ketchikan and Ketchikan enjoy the company of Lisa, I took the chance and committed that I would meet Lisa today at some point.
Disclaimer: I realize some bad feelings are out there by fellow reviewers' personal recent experiences regarding Lisa's inability to be reached, etc. but I also remind the existence of many reviews that once a member are in her company, they are treated to a great GFE.
I texted Lisa a few times in the morning to try and arrange a 20 minute appointment. I finally got a hold of her and we agreed to a post-lunch appointment. I had lunch with my colleague at work and made an excuse to walk back separately so I could see Lisa. Getting off at Burrard Skytrain station and walking through the adjoining mall, I picked up a small gift of chocolate chip cookies from Cookies By George. I was at her place within 15 minutes and she buzzed me up a few minutes early. I was greeted by a tall blond with those legendary titties showcased in black lacy lingerie. "I brought you a little gift," I said, "I hope you like chocolate chip cookies." Lisa gave me a great hug and kiss and I was led to her boudoir. With a mattress on the floor illuminated by the softglow of 4 candles on the nightstand, I asked to use the bathroom to brush my teeth and wash up before we began. (I wasn't sure if onions and garlic would be part of my lunch so I had my toothbrush and toothpaste with me so I didn't scare Lisa away)
After a good washing up, I returned with my clothes in one hand only in my skivvies and Lisa and I embraced right away and playfully LFK'd and my hands started wandering all over. I quickly progressed to tit licking and sucking while moving quickly to her kitty. My God, Lisa tasted so great. This quickly moved to a 69 with Lisa expertly saying she should be on top. What a fantastic view of her holes while I sucked and teased. Lisa complimented me on my oral prowess and said why haven't you come sooner? I must say what made this a really great experience was her reaction, smiles, moans, and her saying "oooo my legs are shaking" all good events to make me devour her even more. We switched to missionary and I pounded her for a few remaining moments and I am sure I got more than the 20min when I looked at my watch afterwards but I didn't feel rushed one bit.
So the moral of my story is this lady is great fun for those lucky to hook up with her. There may be circumstances to overcome in order to do so but that's not the purpose of this writing. It's just a review of Lisa's great service once you are in her company. I know I'll be stopping in more often to get the 20min taste test of Lisa in the future.
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Friday, March 23. 2007
A few Fox reviews - Ketchikan Escorts
I'm no plumberdude, but I've visted the Foxden a few times. Overall its a great time. Nice layout, hot chicks, and they get naked for you. Gotta luv that. My personal favs are mature, confident women, BBBJ, natural breasts, and MSOG.
Anyway...
1st visit: Alejandra - (not Alexandra); it doesn't look like she's there anymore, but that's fine. Hot, young, we didn't connect much, but she was a good provider. YMMV, so if she comes back give her a try. Repeat? Not me.
2nd visit: Lauren: Whole different story. Really nice breasts, (real, with awesome nipples) really nice ass. She took control and treated me really well. A full hour of a lot of fun. Repeat? Can't wait.
3rd/4th visits: Summer. Mature, blonde, spinner, super energetic. She also seems to be gone. Repaet? If she came back I would. CBJ, but very energetic. We worked up a sweat both times.
Subsequently:
Shari: Very nice girl. Easy going. Great big real hooters! Younger than I normally like, but I met her in the lobby and we chatted briefly, and I was sold. I had to return and bone the girl ;-) And yes, it was fun. CBJ, but still fun. She likes men, and she likes sex!
Jacqueline:
Mature and confident, just the way I like a woman. Didn't look too bad in a tight black dress, either. Enhanced breast, cbj, but a dirty talker, whcih was a turn on. If you like DATY you'll really enjoy J. Very professional, but in a good way. Repeat? Maybe, but the are a few others to try first.
Paris:
She came highly recommended. I wouldn't repeat. She's very hot, young, blonde, bolt ons, but not my kind of attitude. YMMV, but I got the old "Its a one shot deal, honey. Sorry ;-(" along with a detached/bored vibe. Again, could have been me, YMMV, but I'm not a fan of that kind of service. It hasn't been my experience in the past at the Den, and she's almost put me off going back.
Who would I like to see? Lauren again, Stacey, Totally Touchable Tiffany to start.
Anyway...
1st visit: Alejandra - (not Alexandra); it doesn't look like she's there anymore, but that's fine. Hot, young, we didn't connect much, but she was a good provider. YMMV, so if she comes back give her a try. Repeat? Not me.
2nd visit: Lauren: Whole different story. Really nice breasts, (real, with awesome nipples) really nice ass. She took control and treated me really well. A full hour of a lot of fun. Repeat? Can't wait.
3rd/4th visits: Summer. Mature, blonde, spinner, super energetic. She also seems to be gone. Repaet? If she came back I would. CBJ, but very energetic. We worked up a sweat both times.
Subsequently:
Shari: Very nice girl. Easy going. Great big real hooters! Younger than I normally like, but I met her in the lobby and we chatted briefly, and I was sold. I had to return and bone the girl ;-) And yes, it was fun. CBJ, but still fun. She likes men, and she likes sex!
Jacqueline:
Mature and confident, just the way I like a woman. Didn't look too bad in a tight black dress, either. Enhanced breast, cbj, but a dirty talker, whcih was a turn on. If you like DATY you'll really enjoy J. Very professional, but in a good way. Repeat? Maybe, but the are a few others to try first.
Paris:
She came highly recommended. I wouldn't repeat. She's very hot, young, blonde, bolt ons, but not my kind of attitude. YMMV, but I got the old "Its a one shot deal, honey. Sorry ;-(" along with a detached/bored vibe. Again, could have been me, YMMV, but I'm not a fan of that kind of service. It hasn't been my experience in the past at the Den, and she's almost put me off going back.
Who would I like to see? Lauren again, Stacey, Totally Touchable Tiffany to start.
Friday, March 9. 2007
Mandy cl bbw 40 dd - Juneau Escorts
todays review is of mandy
made an app with this bbw yesterday
she directed me how to get to her house and I called her for her apartment buzzer code when I was outside
sounded very cheery on the phone and I was excited
went up to her place, she lives in a discreet 1 bedroom apartment
2 small cats wich I love kitties so they didnt bother me
when she opend the door all I saw was big mammories I wanted to curl up and ask mommy for milk. they were huge
she escorted me to her room. her place was a little messy nothing to big and not dirty just typical clothing and makeup on the bathroom counter but shower and washroom were clean and bedroom was clean
she started out with some small talk and we took care of the donation
1 brown and 4 green for all inclusive
she started off by rubbing my shoulders and asked me if I was into any roleplay. I just finished the gym so didnt want to get into any crazy sports lol but she did the naughty school girl for me wich was good
she then went on to a nice bbbj sucking my cock to the base and up . Eating it for lunch I guess you could say. she played with my balls a bit and started rubbing mr johnson on her tits wich pretty much popped out of her shirt like melons needing to be free. god damn those were some big boobs. I honestly didnt know whayt to do with them at first. she asked what position I wanted and we started in doggy. she has a big ass. and not big as in wide but a big firm bubble ass typical bbw ass but this ass was pounding on me as I pumped her. she was saying since she ws a bbw that she was worried that I would not feel as deep in her in that position, Im like hunny spread those ass cheeks and she did and omg the starfish was present as I pumped her even harder. I could litterally hear her tits slapping up and down while I was doing her. I proceeded to stick a finger in the booty while pumping her and her and as soon as I did it she got imensly tight and I almost came but pulled out and waited a few min, then stuck her on her back and put those bbw legs up on my shoulders and went on. she was moaning like she enjoyed it saying she wanted to cum so bad. she started getting louder and louder and I pulled out really quick and dined at the Y just in time SHE CAME and omg I was down there 2 secs and felt this gush of warm liquid squirt onto my nose lol. Shes a squirter and I didnt even know. her pussy as well was well proportioned clean cut and very nice proportioned labia wich I like. she was almost paralized after her orgasim. I stuck mr happy in with her tightness and moaning got about 5 pumps in and pulled out and asked her if she wanted to finish me off with a bj as I really wanted to paint those jugs. she pulled off the condom and started to suck. and within a few seconds I pullled it out and plastered those babies and seemedd to get it on both lol was worried I wouldnt have enough love juice to offer them both as the circumfrence was out of this world. she handed me a towel that was folded next to the bed and we cleaned up and I got her number from her and will be seeing this one again
L. 7 typical bbw. proportioned well, big ass and mammories and has a tummy but I like my bbws so it didnt bother me
S. 7 she followed through and kept an open mind but did seem a bit nervice at first
this is a repeat for me for sure but price is high a bit for me to see regulalry so she will have to wait a couple weeks
My pooning is shut down for a short while
hope you like the review and like I say everyones experience is different but she was polite and open minded to turn me on and that did it for me
happy pooning
made an app with this bbw yesterday
she directed me how to get to her house and I called her for her apartment buzzer code when I was outside
sounded very cheery on the phone and I was excited
went up to her place, she lives in a discreet 1 bedroom apartment
2 small cats wich I love kitties so they didnt bother me
when she opend the door all I saw was big mammories I wanted to curl up and ask mommy for milk. they were huge
she escorted me to her room. her place was a little messy nothing to big and not dirty just typical clothing and makeup on the bathroom counter but shower and washroom were clean and bedroom was clean
she started out with some small talk and we took care of the donation
1 brown and 4 green for all inclusive
she started off by rubbing my shoulders and asked me if I was into any roleplay. I just finished the gym so didnt want to get into any crazy sports lol but she did the naughty school girl for me wich was good
she then went on to a nice bbbj sucking my cock to the base and up . Eating it for lunch I guess you could say. she played with my balls a bit and started rubbing mr johnson on her tits wich pretty much popped out of her shirt like melons needing to be free. god damn those were some big boobs. I honestly didnt know whayt to do with them at first. she asked what position I wanted and we started in doggy. she has a big ass. and not big as in wide but a big firm bubble ass typical bbw ass but this ass was pounding on me as I pumped her. she was saying since she ws a bbw that she was worried that I would not feel as deep in her in that position, Im like hunny spread those ass cheeks and she did and omg the starfish was present as I pumped her even harder. I could litterally hear her tits slapping up and down while I was doing her. I proceeded to stick a finger in the booty while pumping her and her and as soon as I did it she got imensly tight and I almost came but pulled out and waited a few min, then stuck her on her back and put those bbw legs up on my shoulders and went on. she was moaning like she enjoyed it saying she wanted to cum so bad. she started getting louder and louder and I pulled out really quick and dined at the Y just in time SHE CAME and omg I was down there 2 secs and felt this gush of warm liquid squirt onto my nose lol. Shes a squirter and I didnt even know. her pussy as well was well proportioned clean cut and very nice proportioned labia wich I like. she was almost paralized after her orgasim. I stuck mr happy in with her tightness and moaning got about 5 pumps in and pulled out and asked her if she wanted to finish me off with a bj as I really wanted to paint those jugs. she pulled off the condom and started to suck. and within a few seconds I pullled it out and plastered those babies and seemedd to get it on both lol was worried I wouldnt have enough love juice to offer them both as the circumfrence was out of this world. she handed me a towel that was folded next to the bed and we cleaned up and I got her number from her and will be seeing this one again
L. 7 typical bbw. proportioned well, big ass and mammories and has a tummy but I like my bbws so it didnt bother me
S. 7 she followed through and kept an open mind but did seem a bit nervice at first
this is a repeat for me for sure but price is high a bit for me to see regulalry so she will have to wait a couple weeks
My pooning is shut down for a short while
hope you like the review and like I say everyones experience is different but she was polite and open minded to turn me on and that did it for me
happy pooning
Tuesday, December 5. 2006
Chelsea - Barrow Escorts
Saw a new girl - Chelsea of Special Ladies (special-ladies.com for pics and details)
She is listed as 27 years, 5'3", red hair and busty.
I would say more like mid 30's, 5'3". She is busty, not slim but a nice looking lady. However don't expect a "young sweet thing" if that is what you are looking for. Having said that I found her nice to talk to, eager to please and nice looking. Her body is similar to former SL beauty Allison although Allison was enhanced and Chelsea is natural. (OK Chelsea would be smaller in size but you can see in her pics she is still not lacking).
Chelsea may be better for the more mature client, and not someone looking for a younger dynamo.
The service was typical SL service - massage to start, followed by a very good BJ and ending with miss. Went for a half hr at 1.5. Longer times are available and rates and schedules are on the website. Yes - the sex was good but then it rarely isn't.
Chelsea admitted she was just starting out in the biz and was nervous. Attitude was good though.
For those who don't know, SL is located in a very nice house in the Port Kells area and their reputation is great.
She is listed as 27 years, 5'3", red hair and busty.
I would say more like mid 30's, 5'3". She is busty, not slim but a nice looking lady. However don't expect a "young sweet thing" if that is what you are looking for. Having said that I found her nice to talk to, eager to please and nice looking. Her body is similar to former SL beauty Allison although Allison was enhanced and Chelsea is natural. (OK Chelsea would be smaller in size but you can see in her pics she is still not lacking).
Chelsea may be better for the more mature client, and not someone looking for a younger dynamo.
The service was typical SL service - massage to start, followed by a very good BJ and ending with miss. Went for a half hr at 1.5. Longer times are available and rates and schedules are on the website. Yes - the sex was good but then it rarely isn't.
Chelsea admitted she was just starting out in the biz and was nervous. Attitude was good though.
For those who don't know, SL is located in a very nice house in the Port Kells area and their reputation is great.
Saturday, October 28. 2006
Review of Sienna - BBC - Skagway Escorts
i've been busy lately so haven't been pooning for a while
the other day went to see Sienna at BBC. never met her, just looked at the pics online and booked an appointment. i didn't see any reviews on here so decided to TOFTT. walked in, paid the $.6 for the hour and went from there. (the front girl was a cutie...it wasn't krista, and I don't think it was anna)
in walked sienna.
Looks: on initial impression I'd say about a 7.5-8. longish blondish hair with curls just like the pics. nice face, slim, long legs, height and weight are about right on the site. but here boobs are probably a large A, if not a small B, and yes her waist is larger than "4", prob a 24. not a total knockout (sorry babe) but a very attractive girl nonetheless. oh, and the pictures are fairly accurate but she looks younger and prettier than on the site (for once). I don't know if she's really French Canadian though, she didn't mentioned she was from over there when I asked.
Attitude: 8-8.5 Sienna has worked in the industry before although she's fairly new to BBC. from the getgo she had a smile. Not sure if it was a forced or real smile but i'll take it as a real...=), either way, she was very friendly. I thought the conversation went ok, she's talks enough to break the ice, but not incessantly. she was into satisfy my needs. at times I forgot about the business aspect of it and really enjoyed the session. she's a professional and knows what she's doing so i wouldn't be surprised if it was all an act, however, i was taken so i'm happy to believed it ...=)
Service: 8.5 I'm very happy with the service that Sienna provided. massage was ok (i declined oil and lotion), but i'm not there for the massage. Her restrictions were stated right after the flip - no fk/lfk/k, no greek, everything covered. all good with me. started with a CBJ then some mutual play, then another very nice CBJ followed by the usual positions - mish, cg, doggie. she's very responsive and seems to really enjoy sex. i counted 2 O's on her part.
other notes...i loved her perfum...don't know the name of it though...i did smell a hint of weed too =)
she said she's leaving town for November and will be Back in December
I WOULD reccomend sienna. Would I repeat? for sure. all in all, $.6 well spent. =)
the other day went to see Sienna at BBC. never met her, just looked at the pics online and booked an appointment. i didn't see any reviews on here so decided to TOFTT. walked in, paid the $.6 for the hour and went from there. (the front girl was a cutie...it wasn't krista, and I don't think it was anna)
in walked sienna.
Looks: on initial impression I'd say about a 7.5-8. longish blondish hair with curls just like the pics. nice face, slim, long legs, height and weight are about right on the site. but here boobs are probably a large A, if not a small B, and yes her waist is larger than "4", prob a 24. not a total knockout (sorry babe) but a very attractive girl nonetheless. oh, and the pictures are fairly accurate but she looks younger and prettier than on the site (for once). I don't know if she's really French Canadian though, she didn't mentioned she was from over there when I asked.
Attitude: 8-8.5 Sienna has worked in the industry before although she's fairly new to BBC. from the getgo she had a smile. Not sure if it was a forced or real smile but i'll take it as a real...=), either way, she was very friendly. I thought the conversation went ok, she's talks enough to break the ice, but not incessantly. she was into satisfy my needs. at times I forgot about the business aspect of it and really enjoyed the session. she's a professional and knows what she's doing so i wouldn't be surprised if it was all an act, however, i was taken so i'm happy to believed it ...=)
Service: 8.5 I'm very happy with the service that Sienna provided. massage was ok (i declined oil and lotion), but i'm not there for the massage. Her restrictions were stated right after the flip - no fk/lfk/k, no greek, everything covered. all good with me. started with a CBJ then some mutual play, then another very nice CBJ followed by the usual positions - mish, cg, doggie. she's very responsive and seems to really enjoy sex. i counted 2 O's on her part.
other notes...i loved her perfum...don't know the name of it though...i did smell a hint of weed too =)
she said she's leaving town for November and will be Back in December
I WOULD reccomend sienna. Would I repeat? for sure. all in all, $.6 well spent. =)
Wednesday, October 4. 2006
Review: Niki, SW in Sitka
Note: This Niki has nothing to do with other Niki found on this board so far (e.g. Niki from Dinasty, Niki 23 from Buy&Sell, Niki AKA Becky, etc.)
Out in Sitka for other reasons, I was eastbound on 104th av. when, right after 133rd st., I spotted a girl walking: about 5'4", long curly hair, jeans and a heavy jacket.
Made a right turn and stopped the car, pretending that I was checking something on my PDA.
As expected, the girl walks by and jumps in the car.
"Hello, how are you? cold outside?"
"a bit chilly, but not too bad. What are you up to?"
The girl is young (she will tell 21 later on), nice face and very friendly. Nothing to do with the many drug addicts often found on the streets.
"Oh, I just come out of a business meeting and feel tired."
"Do you need some relax?"
"It depends. What do you suggest?"
"I give amazing bj"
"and how much would that be?"
".4 bucks"
"and what about half and half?"
"that would be .8"
"uhmmmmm, would you go for .6?"
"that will give you a lay"
"but I want to try your amazing bj"
"then it is .4"
"and would you do 1/2 & 1/2 for .6?"
"no, I am not a drug addict and I don't bargain... those girls would do anything, but I have my rates, I normally don't walk the street, but I had to cancel my telephone so that I can't work with it and I need to raise money to pay rent and then I will get a new telephone"
Uhmmmm, this girl doesn't bargain and doesn't look like a drug addict, I respect her.
"OK, where should we go"
"Closeby there is a construction site with a new development. It's a cul de sac, very quite, nobody has moved in yet."
She gave me directions until I parked.
Took care of the donation, moved back my sit and laid down.
She opens her jacket and I can see her boobs protruding from underneath her shirt. Nice big boobs!
She opens a condom and puts the cover on, then bends down opening her mouth.
The reaction is almost immediate... blood starts pumping and Andy stands up in the upright position of a soldier facing an officer.
Her technique is hard but gentle... mixing tongue movement with suction... her mouth is warm and wraps about my stiff... her head goes up and down and at the same time it turns clockwise and anticlockwise...
She stands up a second: "can you move back a little?"
Geee, the steering wheel is too close. I move further back and give her room for her head.
Without asking, she takes her boobs out of her bra :) an amazing image and I can't refrain to fill my right hand with one of those, pinching her nipple which turns firm and hard.
Here she comes down again, and now her action is harder and faster, she feels the pressure increase and she knows how to deal with it.
I am very tempted to give her another .4 and take her in the back of my truck to give her a good lay, but I gave up my thoughts thinking that I will see Niki again and I don't want to get everything right now. I am sure there will be another chance and with more confidence.
I am going like "yes baby, I am getting closer..."
She twists and pumps harder and faster, progressively increasing suction.
"oh yes, baby, here it is... I'm comiiiing"
I can feel my muscle contracting, squeezing juice out of my body, trapped in the rubber.
Her mouth is still wrapped and moving... now slower, making sure that I get all necessary stimulation until the last contraction of my muscles... then she raises and smiles.
"do you also work from home?"
"I have a roommate who doesn't know what I am doing, but sometimes I rent a hotel room and I work from there. I also do outcall. My rates start at $.50 per hour, depends what you want. I don't do greek, though."
"have you heard about PERB?"
"No what is it?"
"PERB: Pacific Escort Review Board. People share their experiences with SP. It could be a good marketing tool. You are a nice girl, I'll post a review about you."
"Oh yes, I don't have internet access from home, but I'll check that out. I try to check my e-mail at least once a day."
"What is your e-mail?"
"devilish_mama187@hotmail.com"
"ok, I'll post a review with your e-mail address and I will add your phone number as soon as you get one"
"sounds good"
Out in Sitka for other reasons, I was eastbound on 104th av. when, right after 133rd st., I spotted a girl walking: about 5'4", long curly hair, jeans and a heavy jacket.
Made a right turn and stopped the car, pretending that I was checking something on my PDA.
As expected, the girl walks by and jumps in the car.
"Hello, how are you? cold outside?"
"a bit chilly, but not too bad. What are you up to?"
The girl is young (she will tell 21 later on), nice face and very friendly. Nothing to do with the many drug addicts often found on the streets.
"Oh, I just come out of a business meeting and feel tired."
"Do you need some relax?"
"It depends. What do you suggest?"
"I give amazing bj"
"and how much would that be?"
".4 bucks"
"and what about half and half?"
"that would be .8"
"uhmmmmm, would you go for .6?"
"that will give you a lay"
"but I want to try your amazing bj"
"then it is .4"
"and would you do 1/2 & 1/2 for .6?"
"no, I am not a drug addict and I don't bargain... those girls would do anything, but I have my rates, I normally don't walk the street, but I had to cancel my telephone so that I can't work with it and I need to raise money to pay rent and then I will get a new telephone"
Uhmmmm, this girl doesn't bargain and doesn't look like a drug addict, I respect her.
"OK, where should we go"
"Closeby there is a construction site with a new development. It's a cul de sac, very quite, nobody has moved in yet."
She gave me directions until I parked.
Took care of the donation, moved back my sit and laid down.
She opens her jacket and I can see her boobs protruding from underneath her shirt. Nice big boobs!
She opens a condom and puts the cover on, then bends down opening her mouth.
The reaction is almost immediate... blood starts pumping and Andy stands up in the upright position of a soldier facing an officer.
Her technique is hard but gentle... mixing tongue movement with suction... her mouth is warm and wraps about my stiff... her head goes up and down and at the same time it turns clockwise and anticlockwise...
She stands up a second: "can you move back a little?"
Geee, the steering wheel is too close. I move further back and give her room for her head.
Without asking, she takes her boobs out of her bra :) an amazing image and I can't refrain to fill my right hand with one of those, pinching her nipple which turns firm and hard.
Here she comes down again, and now her action is harder and faster, she feels the pressure increase and she knows how to deal with it.
I am very tempted to give her another .4 and take her in the back of my truck to give her a good lay, but I gave up my thoughts thinking that I will see Niki again and I don't want to get everything right now. I am sure there will be another chance and with more confidence.
I am going like "yes baby, I am getting closer..."
She twists and pumps harder and faster, progressively increasing suction.
"oh yes, baby, here it is... I'm comiiiing"
I can feel my muscle contracting, squeezing juice out of my body, trapped in the rubber.
Her mouth is still wrapped and moving... now slower, making sure that I get all necessary stimulation until the last contraction of my muscles... then she raises and smiles.
"do you also work from home?"
"I have a roommate who doesn't know what I am doing, but sometimes I rent a hotel room and I work from there. I also do outcall. My rates start at $.50 per hour, depends what you want. I don't do greek, though."
"have you heard about PERB?"
"No what is it?"
"PERB: Pacific Escort Review Board. People share their experiences with SP. It could be a good marketing tool. You are a nice girl, I'll post a review about you."
"Oh yes, I don't have internet access from home, but I'll check that out. I try to check my e-mail at least once a day."
"What is your e-mail?"
"devilish_mama187@hotmail.com"
"ok, I'll post a review with your e-mail address and I will add your phone number as soon as you get one"
"sounds good"
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