Tried 3 times today to see a SP
Time: from Noon to 5pm Saturday 10th November
Location: in Council Bluffs to Seymore & back to in Council Bluffs
The Reviews...
1st Try - Brianna CL (19yr old near in Council Bluffs/Joyce)
Arranged to meet on the Friday night for a Saturday afternoon meeting.
Called , as agreed 1 hour before meeting to confirm and also get the address.
After leaving a message & trying to call over a dozen times over the course of the next 2 hours I gave up.
If she was busy or just wasn't feeling up for it an email, text or call would've been nice.
L - pic on Cl looks cute
S - ?
A - ?
A total waste of 2 hrs of my life but at least it didn't cost me anything but some gas!
2nd try - I thought trusty V2V would be the answer according the 'search' button.
Turns out there's a girl named Alexis on & apparently she's had good reviews (I wasn't near a computer so couldn't check up)
I asked for the address to be texted to me so I could make my way in Council Bluffs from my failed Council Bluffs excursion.
10 mins before time I was parked up near Burrard and called to say the text hadn't been received.
Well, I finally got the text & proceeded to the place. I haven't used V2V before so I didn't know where to go but it was a few blocks walk from where I was so after getting change to feed the parking meter I walk over.
Well, after several attempts to buzz into the building, I called to say that I'm having trouble getting into the building.
To put it bluntly the reply I got was condescending and somewhat rude. With that kind of attitude I thought I'd follow my instincts and leave.
L - ?
S - ?
A - 0
Again total WOT and gas!
3rd Try - The Den.
I called up & Kari was available so I took a drive back to Council Bluffs.
When I got there & saw Kari I knew that she didn't really do it for me in terms of looks, but seeing as she was pleasant & friendly I thought, why not?
I showered on my own.
Had a pretty good massage.
A fairly good 69 session (Covered)
And then it started to go wrong...
She started putting restrictions on and was trying to tell me that I'd come already (it was a teeny bit of pre-cum in the jacket).
Well, seeing as I never found her that attractive in the 1st place there was no way i was going to stay hard so I asked her to finish me with a HJ.
$320 for 30 mins with 69, CBJ & a HJ.
To be fair I couldn't wait to get the hell out of there & into the nearest bar!
L - 4
S - 5
A - 5
Return - nope
Recommend - nope
I wish I didn't bother. Not only did I waste my time but also $$$.20????
Moral of the story.
1 - always have a back up plan. Someone else on your list you'd like to see in case the 1st doesn't turn out.
2 - always trust your instincts. I did with Alexis but regretfully didn't with Kari.
3 - take a laptop or a list of numbers in case your backup falls through too!
4 - don't waste a whole afternoon trying to poon! If it's not looking good then just go to bar, have a beer & chat to the girls serving you drinks. You'll save a lot of cash & probably have a better time!
To BJHunter - her CBJ was lame & not very deep at all.
Also, no more posts for me under this name.
See ya!
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Monday, October 22. 2007
Jaime Lane -- a short review - Waterloo Escorts
It's a short review, because this is my first time reviewing and I'm not sure what to include. Plus my experience with Jaime was so intimate and personal that I would only share those details with her--ah, such a sweet, young lady.
Called half an hour before, as arranged by email, and had a short phone conversation (the music in Starbucks, plus my danged cell phone reception made it hard to hear). The music in her voice let me know immediately that she was a wonderful girl.
Jaime made the point that I should be on time, not early--which I know by now, from reading perb reviews, is pretty standard. I tried to waste time in anticipation, worried that I would be too early. Got up to the floor too early, so went up the elevator to another floor and then back down, which made me a minute late (and by the clock in her room, I was probably five minutes late). And cleaning staff in the corridor as I knocked. The door opened, with her behind the door until I walked inside. She didn't have much on, and it would have been quite the shock if the cleaning staff had seen her.
I had brought a little present for her (along with the donation in a plain envelope which I left on the bureau--$$$ for the hour, her out of town rate). NOT that extra presents are expected. I just think if I'm on a date with a wonderful young girl I should show her the kind of concern and appreciation my father taught me to show to any woman--as all women are beautiful and deserving of the utmost attention and appreciation from a man.
Jaime didn't require that I shower (since I had already before I went to visit her), but asked me to wash my hands and gargle. While I was in the bathroom she opened the little present I had brought and was quite happy with it, I think.
She appreciated how I had dressed up for her and we settled into a very slow getting to know you embrace. Not being too experienced, I was probably more tentative than I needed to be. And there was a lot that I wanted to enjoy: from head to toe she's statuesque and full-figured, so a fellow doesn't know where to begin or where to end up; I probably could have kissed her all over and still not gotten tired of it. But we only had an hour and there were other dimensions I wanted to explore.
Jaime was ready to indulge all my interests. In fact, I wish I could have been more creative, because this is a woman who enjoys men and is eager to play. We were only able to get to a few of the services listed on her website, but her GFE is really PSE. A fact that first interested me in her, because there were one or two things I wanted to try--one worked out quite well for me, the other only partially, but completely due to my ineptitude and nothing to do with Jaime who was anxious to satisfy all my needs, even when I was a bit of a clutz.
If Jaime reads this review, I just want her to know that my most favourite part of our wonderful date was with her in the bathroom that was too small even for one person. I think she'll know what I mean. It was delicious and an intimate memory I'll keep forever.
Sorry I can't reveal more details, fellows. But as I said, there are some things you don't talk about, except with the woman you're with.
Jaime was only in town for a short visit. Her homebase is in in Waterloo. So all you lucky guys in in Waterloo should contact her on her website. And those of us in Waterloo will just have to wait for her next visit (or find the time to take the ferry across).
Called half an hour before, as arranged by email, and had a short phone conversation (the music in Starbucks, plus my danged cell phone reception made it hard to hear). The music in her voice let me know immediately that she was a wonderful girl.
Jaime made the point that I should be on time, not early--which I know by now, from reading perb reviews, is pretty standard. I tried to waste time in anticipation, worried that I would be too early. Got up to the floor too early, so went up the elevator to another floor and then back down, which made me a minute late (and by the clock in her room, I was probably five minutes late). And cleaning staff in the corridor as I knocked. The door opened, with her behind the door until I walked inside. She didn't have much on, and it would have been quite the shock if the cleaning staff had seen her.
I had brought a little present for her (along with the donation in a plain envelope which I left on the bureau--$$$ for the hour, her out of town rate). NOT that extra presents are expected. I just think if I'm on a date with a wonderful young girl I should show her the kind of concern and appreciation my father taught me to show to any woman--as all women are beautiful and deserving of the utmost attention and appreciation from a man.
Jaime didn't require that I shower (since I had already before I went to visit her), but asked me to wash my hands and gargle. While I was in the bathroom she opened the little present I had brought and was quite happy with it, I think.
She appreciated how I had dressed up for her and we settled into a very slow getting to know you embrace. Not being too experienced, I was probably more tentative than I needed to be. And there was a lot that I wanted to enjoy: from head to toe she's statuesque and full-figured, so a fellow doesn't know where to begin or where to end up; I probably could have kissed her all over and still not gotten tired of it. But we only had an hour and there were other dimensions I wanted to explore.
Jaime was ready to indulge all my interests. In fact, I wish I could have been more creative, because this is a woman who enjoys men and is eager to play. We were only able to get to a few of the services listed on her website, but her GFE is really PSE. A fact that first interested me in her, because there were one or two things I wanted to try--one worked out quite well for me, the other only partially, but completely due to my ineptitude and nothing to do with Jaime who was anxious to satisfy all my needs, even when I was a bit of a clutz.
If Jaime reads this review, I just want her to know that my most favourite part of our wonderful date was with her in the bathroom that was too small even for one person. I think she'll know what I mean. It was delicious and an intimate memory I'll keep forever.
Sorry I can't reveal more details, fellows. But as I said, there are some things you don't talk about, except with the woman you're with.
Jaime was only in town for a short visit. Her homebase is in in Waterloo. So all you lucky guys in in Waterloo should contact her on her website. And those of us in Waterloo will just have to wait for her next visit (or find the time to take the ferry across).
Wednesday, October 10. 2007
Kara in New West (CL) - Ames Escorts
CL Kara in Coquitlam
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NO REASONABLE OFFER REFUSED(Meet Kara)Pretty and Playful - w4m - 43
Naturally busty brunette with romance and playful times on her mind is available for out and in calls. I'm slender and stand about 5'5 with a weight of 128lbs . I prefer mature and distinguished gentlemen who can relax, have fun while engaging in a encounter worth remembering. My service is above and beyond and is complimented by some great specials. You may reach me by the following number {(604- 773- 0055)). I'm responsive and passionate and love to participate. Hopefully I'll put a silly grin on your face that says it all. PS>> Don't be too shy to let me know what fits your budget and schedule.
Kisses Kara
Location: Tri-Cities
Ok, so it's been many moons since I have posted a review, but here goes...
I was in Coquitlam and in BAD need of a massage and extra happy ending.
Due to the unavailability of my other choices and the closeness of Kara, I decided to give her a call.
Kara quoted 4 Jades for a half hour massage with hj finish. *Ahem*, no. Trackstar quoted 3 jades for an hour massage and oral finish, to which she agreed. She also said that touching everywhere was allowed. Now, as I have never met her before, I reseved the right to keep my hands where I wanted them pending inspection.
Met her at a condo in Coquitlam, not far from Lougheed Mall. She stated that she recently broke it off with her b/f and was staying with friends (I think that one's in the manual).
Got to the door, knocked and as the door opened, I was mesmerised by a stunning, ok, that was bullshit. A saggy looking woman in her 40's of less than average looks answered the door, speed talking like a classic crack head.
We went to her room where I renegotiated the donation down to a pink. A purple off for the ugly factor.
Stripped, layed down and prepared myself for disappointment.
Now the massage was actually REALLY good. She had strong hands and took direction well. The entire time she's talking dirty and trying to entice me to perform the flip. Nope. Keep going. If I turn over, then I know the results of the massage will become null and void.
After an hour of massaging, she pushes for the flip. Now I'm thinking, dude, keep your eyes shut. It's been an hour since you've seen her face... imagine it is anyone with looks over a 5 polishing your helmet and you'll be fine.
On comes the love glove, followed by the knob bob. Not bad, but then just like an idiot driving by a car wreck, I open my eyes. SHIT!
8, 7, 6, 5... Trackstar is a shrinkin'. She takes off the glove and starts with a hj, begging me to cum on her tits. She lays on her back, me over top while she's tugging away. With lots of daydreaming, 5,6,7,8...
Boom! It's a sad state for a woman with bad aim, but Trackstar shoots and scores! Bullseye! Kara ain't seein' nothing, including me laughing so hard I could barely pull my pants up. Dropped the pink and left laughing.
L: 3
A: Whatever
S: 6, just because of the ending. ANd the massage too I guess
Repeat? Still trying to stop it from repeating over and over again in my head!
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NO REASONABLE OFFER REFUSED(Meet Kara)Pretty and Playful - w4m - 43
Naturally busty brunette with romance and playful times on her mind is available for out and in calls. I'm slender and stand about 5'5 with a weight of 128lbs . I prefer mature and distinguished gentlemen who can relax, have fun while engaging in a encounter worth remembering. My service is above and beyond and is complimented by some great specials. You may reach me by the following number {(604- 773- 0055)). I'm responsive and passionate and love to participate. Hopefully I'll put a silly grin on your face that says it all. PS>> Don't be too shy to let me know what fits your budget and schedule.
Kisses Kara
Location: Tri-Cities
Ok, so it's been many moons since I have posted a review, but here goes...
I was in Coquitlam and in BAD need of a massage and extra happy ending.
Due to the unavailability of my other choices and the closeness of Kara, I decided to give her a call.
Kara quoted 4 Jades for a half hour massage with hj finish. *Ahem*, no. Trackstar quoted 3 jades for an hour massage and oral finish, to which she agreed. She also said that touching everywhere was allowed. Now, as I have never met her before, I reseved the right to keep my hands where I wanted them pending inspection.
Met her at a condo in Coquitlam, not far from Lougheed Mall. She stated that she recently broke it off with her b/f and was staying with friends (I think that one's in the manual).
Got to the door, knocked and as the door opened, I was mesmerised by a stunning, ok, that was bullshit. A saggy looking woman in her 40's of less than average looks answered the door, speed talking like a classic crack head.
We went to her room where I renegotiated the donation down to a pink. A purple off for the ugly factor.
Stripped, layed down and prepared myself for disappointment.
Now the massage was actually REALLY good. She had strong hands and took direction well. The entire time she's talking dirty and trying to entice me to perform the flip. Nope. Keep going. If I turn over, then I know the results of the massage will become null and void.
After an hour of massaging, she pushes for the flip. Now I'm thinking, dude, keep your eyes shut. It's been an hour since you've seen her face... imagine it is anyone with looks over a 5 polishing your helmet and you'll be fine.
On comes the love glove, followed by the knob bob. Not bad, but then just like an idiot driving by a car wreck, I open my eyes. SHIT!
8, 7, 6, 5... Trackstar is a shrinkin'. She takes off the glove and starts with a hj, begging me to cum on her tits. She lays on her back, me over top while she's tugging away. With lots of daydreaming, 5,6,7,8...
Boom! It's a sad state for a woman with bad aim, but Trackstar shoots and scores! Bullseye! Kara ain't seein' nothing, including me laughing so hard I could barely pull my pants up. Dropped the pink and left laughing.
L: 3
A: Whatever
S: 6, just because of the ending. ANd the massage too I guess
Repeat? Still trying to stop it from repeating over and over again in my head!
Saturday, September 8. 2007
Catfish likes the Ocean - Cedar Falls Escorts
Had a short window of opportunity this afternoon and decided to make the most of it.
Called CL Michelle and an angry sounding older asian woman answers and tells me there is no Michelle there. I think somebody is getting some kind of revenge on her because I double-checked the number.
Called CL Kana, she sounded nice enough and I believe she actually may be independent because she said she was out and it would take 30 minutes to get back....not soon enough for me. Will try and repeat.
Called CL Angela....no answer.
Called CL Kitty and the address sounded like Danny's and I've been disappointed there before so decided to pass.
Called CL Vivian out in Cedar Falls....the killer rimmer....no answer!
Called CL Sara...no answer. Oh oh...this isn't looking good!
Called Ocean....and bingo. Her agent quickly laid down the ground rules over the phone MSOG, GFE, CIM, basically everything but a trip to Greece.
Located in Cedar Falls on the fringe of Yaletown I was able to find it quickly. Get buzzed up and I get the usual hide behind door thing. After I step in and the apartment is a little grimy and 'lived in' but I'm pleasantly surprised when I lay my eyes on an attractive asian woman in her mid 30's with a spinner body wearing a lovely little outfit. She leads me back to the bedroom where I quickly find out that she knows zero English which is fine by me. She starts undressing and yowza does she have some very nice natural b-cups, near perfect boobs in my book. As she strips more I see that everything is as it should be. So far so good.
Next comes the accompanied shower and back to bed where I start some gentle kissing foreplay while she is standing and she seems very into it, in fact she's very into DFK. After a bit of exploring I find that she's already getting wet after only some body kissing which makes me very happy. I have her bend over facing away from me and do a little exploring and now she really gets into it giving me a hand job while I do some DATY.
Next comes a BBBJ and this woman has some good skills, right up there with Richmond Debbie and ADA. I go back for a little more DATY so i can cool down a bit but unfortunately it doesn't help because she is going nuts which turns me on even more. I keep working it until I feel the gush of an O and then back for a bit more BBBJ before the condom goes on.
I hop on in mish and she's got a fairly tight kitty, not as tight as Richmond Debbie, but close. She's very slim, which I like and I find I'm able to drive all the way without bumping into the wall, in fact I can feel her pubic bone with mine which actually turns me on for some damn reason. Now comes the unfortunate part because at this point, this woman has me so worked up and to top it off she has to start DFK'ing me so passionately and intensely that I only last about 3 minutes in mish. I discretely check my watch and there is only 10 minutes left so we just snuggle for a while, followed by an accompanied shower. Damage is $.40
L: 8 (your opinion my be different but I like her look)
A: 8 (she was very into our session)
S: 8.5 (I've never given a 9...just wish I could've enjoyed it more by lasting longer!)
CL Link: http://Cedar Falls.craigslist.org/ers/412549873.html
Called CL Michelle and an angry sounding older asian woman answers and tells me there is no Michelle there. I think somebody is getting some kind of revenge on her because I double-checked the number.
Called CL Kana, she sounded nice enough and I believe she actually may be independent because she said she was out and it would take 30 minutes to get back....not soon enough for me. Will try and repeat.
Called CL Angela....no answer.
Called CL Kitty and the address sounded like Danny's and I've been disappointed there before so decided to pass.
Called CL Vivian out in Cedar Falls....the killer rimmer....no answer!
Called CL Sara...no answer. Oh oh...this isn't looking good!
Called Ocean....and bingo. Her agent quickly laid down the ground rules over the phone MSOG, GFE, CIM, basically everything but a trip to Greece.
Located in Cedar Falls on the fringe of Yaletown I was able to find it quickly. Get buzzed up and I get the usual hide behind door thing. After I step in and the apartment is a little grimy and 'lived in' but I'm pleasantly surprised when I lay my eyes on an attractive asian woman in her mid 30's with a spinner body wearing a lovely little outfit. She leads me back to the bedroom where I quickly find out that she knows zero English which is fine by me. She starts undressing and yowza does she have some very nice natural b-cups, near perfect boobs in my book. As she strips more I see that everything is as it should be. So far so good.
Next comes the accompanied shower and back to bed where I start some gentle kissing foreplay while she is standing and she seems very into it, in fact she's very into DFK. After a bit of exploring I find that she's already getting wet after only some body kissing which makes me very happy. I have her bend over facing away from me and do a little exploring and now she really gets into it giving me a hand job while I do some DATY.
Next comes a BBBJ and this woman has some good skills, right up there with Richmond Debbie and ADA. I go back for a little more DATY so i can cool down a bit but unfortunately it doesn't help because she is going nuts which turns me on even more. I keep working it until I feel the gush of an O and then back for a bit more BBBJ before the condom goes on.
I hop on in mish and she's got a fairly tight kitty, not as tight as Richmond Debbie, but close. She's very slim, which I like and I find I'm able to drive all the way without bumping into the wall, in fact I can feel her pubic bone with mine which actually turns me on for some damn reason. Now comes the unfortunate part because at this point, this woman has me so worked up and to top it off she has to start DFK'ing me so passionately and intensely that I only last about 3 minutes in mish. I discretely check my watch and there is only 10 minutes left so we just snuggle for a while, followed by an accompanied shower. Damage is $.40
L: 8 (your opinion my be different but I like her look)
A: 8 (she was very into our session)
S: 8.5 (I've never given a 9...just wish I could've enjoyed it more by lasting longer!)
CL Link: http://Cedar Falls.craigslist.org/ers/412549873.html
Monday, August 13. 2007
Talisa Fox at the Den - Sioux City Escorts
http://www.carmanfox.com/talisa.htm
http://www.carmanfox.com/photos/talisa/3.jpg
OK so I will be brief on this one. I found out why she was voted best Fox of 2006, this girl is absolutely wonderful!
The pics are accurate, I think her legs are fantastic and her best feature is definitely her gorgeous smile and fabulous attitude. She makes you feel like her man from the very moment you meet her until the moment you leave the premises. She is just a darling, such a beautiful girl with a personality that is truly a joy to be around with.
I won't go too much into detail about what went on, but there was an awesome accompanied shower with play involved, DFK, DATY, CBJ x 2, BLS, MSOG with different positions and a great little back rub.
I came in to the Den feeling quite tired, so tired that I almost cancelled my appointment at some point, but I decided to go through and fortunately I saw Talisa and I left that place feeling extremely happy, relaxed yet energized at the same time.
She's a keeper, she really enjoys her work and it definitely shows.
L: 9
A: 10
S: 9.5
Repeat? for sure!
http://www.carmanfox.com/photos/talisa/3.jpg
OK so I will be brief on this one. I found out why she was voted best Fox of 2006, this girl is absolutely wonderful!
The pics are accurate, I think her legs are fantastic and her best feature is definitely her gorgeous smile and fabulous attitude. She makes you feel like her man from the very moment you meet her until the moment you leave the premises. She is just a darling, such a beautiful girl with a personality that is truly a joy to be around with.
I won't go too much into detail about what went on, but there was an awesome accompanied shower with play involved, DFK, DATY, CBJ x 2, BLS, MSOG with different positions and a great little back rub.
I came in to the Den feeling quite tired, so tired that I almost cancelled my appointment at some point, but I decided to go through and fortunately I saw Talisa and I left that place feeling extremely happy, relaxed yet energized at the same time.
She's a keeper, she really enjoys her work and it definitely shows.
L: 9
A: 10
S: 9.5
Repeat? for sure!
Sunday, June 24. 2007
REVIEW: Sasha Vic2Van - Waterloo Escorts
Since many have been wondering about Sasha from Vic2Van (and recently CL), I thought I'll TOFTT. Since I am crazy about "bubble butts", the moment I saw her pic I called Harvi and arranged for a session with her for noon, hoping to enjoy the early bird rate. Unfortunately Sasha is a busy girl (modeling etc…). After back and forth discussions with Harvi we settled for 5h30 pm. Parking was crazy in Waterloo so I got there a few minutes late. I called Havi to let her know and both were cool about it…. When I knocked the door, I had two pleasant surprises: first I was faced with a fit, enthusiastic, attractive, smiling blonde greeting me with "Hi I am Sasha…". Second, the suite was gorgeous too, the most pleasant SP condo I have ever been into in my meager experience: beautiful furniture etc…. Sasha is a hot chick (in a good sense of the expression), not a spinner but healthy and athletic slim…with a sweet, lovable, small bubble butt! She was wearing a black thong with a provocative transparent top…Just the look at it got me ready to go. We moved into the room and engaged in a long foreplay: touching and kissing…everywhere…passionately cuddling….. Then as I was on top of her, lying on her back, she started moving her hips in the most sensual way…oh boy! This girl can move her hips! I really can't describe how I felt but I had to move back to avoid downloading right there…that's definitely her best weapon, that move…it's crazy sexy, sensual, and passionate. I got into the groove, following her steps, then the moaning, deeper and deeper, louder and louder as we both were playing with her clit …and she burst into an orgasm. I let her recup for a few minutes then the real action started…needless to go into every detail but it was really good and she was totally into it…as we both had an orgasm together, the second one for her. I don't think I did anything spectacular to make her come twice, I just think that she reaches her orgasms rather easily. After I pulled my boy out of her, I tried to move to the bathroom when she urged me, with a most sensual and affectionate gesture to lie down beside her…looking at me…locked my hand with hers. We lied there, cuddling for a few minute before she recovered and let me head to the shower…great feeling!
Overall: L:7/A: 8/S:8. The only thing is that she doesn't have big breast (for breast men), her size was perfect for me. In terms of service, some SPs would remove the cover and clean you, start the shower for you etc…she didn't do that but frankly I don't need someone to do that for me. No DFK but LFK, DATY available, again fine for me. I don't know if she can accommodate DFK, I didn't ask for it. Repeat? YES!
Overall: L:7/A: 8/S:8. The only thing is that she doesn't have big breast (for breast men), her size was perfect for me. In terms of service, some SPs would remove the cover and clean you, start the shower for you etc…she didn't do that but frankly I don't need someone to do that for me. No DFK but LFK, DATY available, again fine for me. I don't know if she can accommodate DFK, I didn't ask for it. Repeat? YES!
Monday, May 21. 2007
Review--COCO ( Korean ) -- Cedar Falls
I'm back from Holidays and have a totally new and fast Computer so I was absent for awhile here.
Here's a quick review of Coco ( korean ) I saw about a 1.5 weeks ago or so.
Sorry...better late than never.
These Micro's are becoming alittle to routine for me in terms of what to expect.
Coco seemed to me very shy and mechanical. Don't get me wrong, she's very sweet/ quiet and wants to do a good job.
For me thought she was way to on the soft side. Almost like a beginner.
Made an appointment late night and shuffled my over to the highrise apt that they are in.
Made my way into the apt and into her room and then undressed.
I undressed myself and she undressed herself.
The shower part I showered alone and then she shower herself. I thought this is weird.
Anyway after that dried off and on the bed for a kind of decent body massage. Went on for about 10 min or so. After that she gave me a pretty good CBJ for a few minutes. Wasn't bad but I had to get to slow down, Didn't want to let go yet, otherwise I would of.
Switched and DATY her for a good 10 min and then tried to get her to reverse Facesit me full weight but she wouldn't. Didn't like that at all being that's my love postion. Oh well I got to her to ride me for a bit and then switched to Mish and that's when I let go. Couldn't hold it she felt great.
After that I showered alone again and so did she.
We hugged and I left. That was my session.
Overall ...she's very sweet and her skin is incrediblly smooth and soft. Very nice. But for me I won't repeat.
Here is her CL ad for those who are wondering.
http://Cedar Falls.craigslist.org/ers/333639631.html
Here's a quick review of Coco ( korean ) I saw about a 1.5 weeks ago or so.
Sorry...better late than never.
These Micro's are becoming alittle to routine for me in terms of what to expect.
Coco seemed to me very shy and mechanical. Don't get me wrong, she's very sweet/ quiet and wants to do a good job.
For me thought she was way to on the soft side. Almost like a beginner.
Made an appointment late night and shuffled my over to the highrise apt that they are in.
Made my way into the apt and into her room and then undressed.
I undressed myself and she undressed herself.
The shower part I showered alone and then she shower herself. I thought this is weird.
Anyway after that dried off and on the bed for a kind of decent body massage. Went on for about 10 min or so. After that she gave me a pretty good CBJ for a few minutes. Wasn't bad but I had to get to slow down, Didn't want to let go yet, otherwise I would of.
Switched and DATY her for a good 10 min and then tried to get her to reverse Facesit me full weight but she wouldn't. Didn't like that at all being that's my love postion. Oh well I got to her to ride me for a bit and then switched to Mish and that's when I let go. Couldn't hold it she felt great.
After that I showered alone again and so did she.
We hugged and I left. That was my session.
Overall ...she's very sweet and her skin is incrediblly smooth and soft. Very nice. But for me I won't repeat.
Here is her CL ad for those who are wondering.
http://Cedar Falls.craigslist.org/ers/333639631.html
Sunday, March 18. 2007
Sugar @ Silhouette - Des Moines Escorts
Well, here i go again. Stopped by Silhouette last night. I was originally looking for Lily as i had such a great experience with her last time. I should have called, i just assumed she would be there, but she wasn't till late. I met the girls, Zoey ( a little chunky or maybe pregnant?), Emily i think her name was ( just ok ), Sugar ( On the heavier side but carried her weight well w/ a school girl outfit). The school girl thing got me instantly.
Spent an hour with Sugar. Very genuine SP, everything safe. Started with a CBJ for about 5 mins, then moved into mish for about 20-30 mins. She seemed to really enjoy it for the first half but i'm not easy, it could take me a whole hour sometimes obviously depending on how turned on i am. I guess she got fed up or seemed like she did, maybe i was wrong but i just wasn't feeling her. Her package didn't seem as tight as the others. I began caressing her body, and she lifted her arm to do the same and a deadly stench came from her underarms....can you say B.O.? It was deadly. Immediately turned me off, but i wasn't about to walk outta there empty handed so i closed my eyes and just went for it.
I must say, While sugar is beautiful, she needs some work. Hygiene work maybe. I guess when you go to a place like Silhouette you can't expect much.
So far Silhouette is the only place i've been to. Lily's service is nothing but amazing, i should have waited for her that night. Oh well, lesson learned....gotta call next time and make an appointment.
Might scope out BBC....see what the fuss is all about. I only heard good things about that place.
Spent an hour with Sugar. Very genuine SP, everything safe. Started with a CBJ for about 5 mins, then moved into mish for about 20-30 mins. She seemed to really enjoy it for the first half but i'm not easy, it could take me a whole hour sometimes obviously depending on how turned on i am. I guess she got fed up or seemed like she did, maybe i was wrong but i just wasn't feeling her. Her package didn't seem as tight as the others. I began caressing her body, and she lifted her arm to do the same and a deadly stench came from her underarms....can you say B.O.? It was deadly. Immediately turned me off, but i wasn't about to walk outta there empty handed so i closed my eyes and just went for it.
I must say, While sugar is beautiful, she needs some work. Hygiene work maybe. I guess when you go to a place like Silhouette you can't expect much.
So far Silhouette is the only place i've been to. Lily's service is nothing but amazing, i should have waited for her that night. Oh well, lesson learned....gotta call next time and make an appointment.
Might scope out BBC....see what the fuss is all about. I only heard good things about that place.
Sunday, March 4. 2007
Sweet Honey - Council Bluffs Escorts
I saw Honey (http://sweethoney.ca/) a few days ago. If you have been a Perbert for a while, you probably know that she has had mixed reviews in the past. After seeing her, I can't imagine why she has ever had any bad reviews. I had a really fantastic time!
I saw Honey at her incall apartment near Metrotown. The apartment was not fancy and the lighting was a little dim but it was very clean and inviting.
When she opened the door, she hid behind it until I came inside. When she closed the door, I was standing beside a blonde goddess! Her pictures are very accurate, albeit a little bit glamorized. She is about 5'4", slim yet curvy at the same time. Her tits are all natural D's and fucking fabulous! Her hips are round, perfect for holding onto while having sex. Her butt is round and firm. Her skin is smooth and soft. Her face...man...I could stare at that face all day. She is so beautiful. She has a cute little mole on her cheek too.
What about her personality? Well, from the spelling mistakes on her website and her Craigslist ad, I thought she might be a bit ditzy. Nope. I was wrong. She was friendly, chatty (but not overly so) and intelligent. She made me feel extremely comfortable right from the get-go. She complemented me on my athletic body, my clothes and my boyish good looks. She said something like "There is no way you can be single unless it is by choice. You are very handsome." She also couldn't stop complementing me on my muscles and my tight round butt. Honestly, I think she was truly turned on by me. If not, she is a fantastic actress. She said that I was far better looking than her regular clientele.
She asked me to get undressed and lay on the bed while she slipped into something more comfortable. There is where I get a brain cramp. For the life of me, I can't remember what the heck she slipped into. All I remember was that I liked it and she looked super hot.
She suggested that she give me a massage and then I return the favor to "get her clothes off". She gave me a quick light touch massage and then asked me to flip after just a few short of minutes. When I turned over and she laid eyes on my penis, her eyes popped out. She said it was the biggest one she had seen in quite a while and said "Oh my, I might have to wait a few hours before I see another client. You are going to really fill me up!"
To get me rock hard, she rubbed her perfect tits on my cock for, oh, about 15 seconds.
Apparently, she didn't need me to return the massage favor because she said "I want to give you a kiss down there". She opened her condom bucket and said "I think I've got a large sized condom here somewhere."
Next, she opened up the condom and, I think, put a small amount of KY lube in the tip. I think I remember seeing this tip from the Health Nurse on these forums a while ago. I think the purpose was to reduce the risk of condom rupture and to make it more enjoyable for the guy. Well, I think it worked because it was a great blow job! It wasn't deep throat style but it was sensuous and with a mix of speeds and pressures. She also made excellent use of her hands while her soft blonde hair rubbed against my lean stomach.
I was in absolute heaven while she was blowing me. Her hair and tits felt so good in my hands and I loved seeing this babe with her lips wrapped around my cock. Furthermore, I did not get short changed at all. She must have blown me for close to 15 minutes. Several times I had to think about non-sexy thoughts to keep from cumming. I even had to stop her twice to keep from cumming.
Next, I asked her to climb on top. She didn't say so but I could tell she was a bit apprehensive about doing CG on my big cock. So, I asked "Would mish be gentler?" She said "Yes". That began about 15 minutes of very passionate and intimate mish. Her pussy was nice and tight and gripped my cock quite well.
We started off very slowly because her pussy needed time to stretch out and accept my cock. After that, I got deep inside and did mostly slow, rhythmic pumps as she encouraged me. This felt more like true girlfriend-type love making as opposed to mechanical fucking.
Although we didn't kiss (she doesn't allow it and I don't really do it anyway because of possible risks), I got about as close to kissing as you can get without actually kissing. I nuzzled my face right up against hers. At times, I had my nose gently up against her nose. At other times, I was cheek to cheek. I also gently kissed her neck and blew into her ear. I even stared into her sexy eyes. She confessed that she was very tempted to kiss me but that she can't.
She seemed impressed with my stamina and said "You're definitely not a minute man!"
Next, she said she was desperately holding on because she wanted us to cum together. She said that she gets quite sensitive if she cums first. So, with that encouragement, I picked up the pace and started pumping more vigorously and breathing harder.
I started getting very close to cumming and said "I'm gonna come for you! I'm gonna FUCKING come for you now!"
That seemed to really turn her on. She gave me some sensual moans and then buried her mouth into my shoulder as she came (the walls are very thin in that apartment and so she tried to muffle her cumming sounds). That put me over the top and I blew my load with my cock at the deepest point of penetration. As usual, I did my very enthusiastic grunting as I came, which she seemed to really enjoy.
I collapsed on top of her and laid there for a minute and caressed her neck. Then, I pulled out and she removed the condom. After she removed the condom, she held it up to inspect my load. She said "Oh my god! How long has it been since you came? This is a BIG load!" (Hehe, it had only been two or three days)
She gave me some towels to clean up. As I cleaned up, she left the room temporarily and came back with her cat. She let her cat rub up against my naked body as we chatted about our session and about cats. She confessed that when she left the room, her secretary asked "Were you having fun in there" to which she replied "Oh ya!"
Next, we got the signal that the hour was up. Before I got dressed, I suggested that we have one final nude hug to which she enthusiastically agreed to. Then I got dressed and gave her one more hug. As I was leaving, she said "I want you to come and visit me again very soon!"
Will I repeat? Most definitely! I'm sure she enjoyed herself and I think our next session will be even hotter.
Honey is perfect for me but she might not be for everyone. If you want DATY, DATO, BBBJ, kissing or Greek, she will not do those. That's okay by me because I think those activities are a bit risky. Also, if you have a huge cock and you want to pump super hard, I don't think she would enjoy that either.
As for all of these complaints about Honey using anti-bacterial wipes, I think people have been grossly exaggerating. Before she started blowing me, the only thing she did was squirt a bit of anti-bacterial lotion on both of our hands. That's it. I don't see why anyone would have a problem with that.
Cost? $$/hr (great deal!)
L/A/S? 9/10/8!
I saw Honey at her incall apartment near Metrotown. The apartment was not fancy and the lighting was a little dim but it was very clean and inviting.
When she opened the door, she hid behind it until I came inside. When she closed the door, I was standing beside a blonde goddess! Her pictures are very accurate, albeit a little bit glamorized. She is about 5'4", slim yet curvy at the same time. Her tits are all natural D's and fucking fabulous! Her hips are round, perfect for holding onto while having sex. Her butt is round and firm. Her skin is smooth and soft. Her face...man...I could stare at that face all day. She is so beautiful. She has a cute little mole on her cheek too.
What about her personality? Well, from the spelling mistakes on her website and her Craigslist ad, I thought she might be a bit ditzy. Nope. I was wrong. She was friendly, chatty (but not overly so) and intelligent. She made me feel extremely comfortable right from the get-go. She complemented me on my athletic body, my clothes and my boyish good looks. She said something like "There is no way you can be single unless it is by choice. You are very handsome." She also couldn't stop complementing me on my muscles and my tight round butt. Honestly, I think she was truly turned on by me. If not, she is a fantastic actress. She said that I was far better looking than her regular clientele.
She asked me to get undressed and lay on the bed while she slipped into something more comfortable. There is where I get a brain cramp. For the life of me, I can't remember what the heck she slipped into. All I remember was that I liked it and she looked super hot.
She suggested that she give me a massage and then I return the favor to "get her clothes off". She gave me a quick light touch massage and then asked me to flip after just a few short of minutes. When I turned over and she laid eyes on my penis, her eyes popped out. She said it was the biggest one she had seen in quite a while and said "Oh my, I might have to wait a few hours before I see another client. You are going to really fill me up!"
To get me rock hard, she rubbed her perfect tits on my cock for, oh, about 15 seconds.
Apparently, she didn't need me to return the massage favor because she said "I want to give you a kiss down there". She opened her condom bucket and said "I think I've got a large sized condom here somewhere."
Next, she opened up the condom and, I think, put a small amount of KY lube in the tip. I think I remember seeing this tip from the Health Nurse on these forums a while ago. I think the purpose was to reduce the risk of condom rupture and to make it more enjoyable for the guy. Well, I think it worked because it was a great blow job! It wasn't deep throat style but it was sensuous and with a mix of speeds and pressures. She also made excellent use of her hands while her soft blonde hair rubbed against my lean stomach.
I was in absolute heaven while she was blowing me. Her hair and tits felt so good in my hands and I loved seeing this babe with her lips wrapped around my cock. Furthermore, I did not get short changed at all. She must have blown me for close to 15 minutes. Several times I had to think about non-sexy thoughts to keep from cumming. I even had to stop her twice to keep from cumming.
Next, I asked her to climb on top. She didn't say so but I could tell she was a bit apprehensive about doing CG on my big cock. So, I asked "Would mish be gentler?" She said "Yes". That began about 15 minutes of very passionate and intimate mish. Her pussy was nice and tight and gripped my cock quite well.
We started off very slowly because her pussy needed time to stretch out and accept my cock. After that, I got deep inside and did mostly slow, rhythmic pumps as she encouraged me. This felt more like true girlfriend-type love making as opposed to mechanical fucking.
Although we didn't kiss (she doesn't allow it and I don't really do it anyway because of possible risks), I got about as close to kissing as you can get without actually kissing. I nuzzled my face right up against hers. At times, I had my nose gently up against her nose. At other times, I was cheek to cheek. I also gently kissed her neck and blew into her ear. I even stared into her sexy eyes. She confessed that she was very tempted to kiss me but that she can't.
She seemed impressed with my stamina and said "You're definitely not a minute man!"
Next, she said she was desperately holding on because she wanted us to cum together. She said that she gets quite sensitive if she cums first. So, with that encouragement, I picked up the pace and started pumping more vigorously and breathing harder.
I started getting very close to cumming and said "I'm gonna come for you! I'm gonna FUCKING come for you now!"
That seemed to really turn her on. She gave me some sensual moans and then buried her mouth into my shoulder as she came (the walls are very thin in that apartment and so she tried to muffle her cumming sounds). That put me over the top and I blew my load with my cock at the deepest point of penetration. As usual, I did my very enthusiastic grunting as I came, which she seemed to really enjoy.
I collapsed on top of her and laid there for a minute and caressed her neck. Then, I pulled out and she removed the condom. After she removed the condom, she held it up to inspect my load. She said "Oh my god! How long has it been since you came? This is a BIG load!" (Hehe, it had only been two or three days)
She gave me some towels to clean up. As I cleaned up, she left the room temporarily and came back with her cat. She let her cat rub up against my naked body as we chatted about our session and about cats. She confessed that when she left the room, her secretary asked "Were you having fun in there" to which she replied "Oh ya!"
Next, we got the signal that the hour was up. Before I got dressed, I suggested that we have one final nude hug to which she enthusiastically agreed to. Then I got dressed and gave her one more hug. As I was leaving, she said "I want you to come and visit me again very soon!"
Will I repeat? Most definitely! I'm sure she enjoyed herself and I think our next session will be even hotter.
Honey is perfect for me but she might not be for everyone. If you want DATY, DATO, BBBJ, kissing or Greek, she will not do those. That's okay by me because I think those activities are a bit risky. Also, if you have a huge cock and you want to pump super hard, I don't think she would enjoy that either.
As for all of these complaints about Honey using anti-bacterial wipes, I think people have been grossly exaggerating. Before she started blowing me, the only thing she did was squirt a bit of anti-bacterial lotion on both of our hands. That's it. I don't see why anyone would have a problem with that.
Cost? $$/hr (great deal!)
L/A/S? 9/10/8!
Wednesday, January 17. 2007
Samantha from CL - Waterloo Escorts
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All I can say is thank goodness for this site, everyone is great and the information is very valuable. This is a first time post for me so I'm not familiar with a lot of the terms and could use a little help.
I went to see Samantha from CL based on a post from John23 and I have to say she is exactly as advertised. Getting in contact was easy, she greeted me at the door and was dressed very sexy. I won't give details of the experience but I will say it was a great time, she was very friendly and seemed to enjoy herself also. Her pictures are really her which was nice to see, I have read some of the nightmares and thanks to John23 didn't run into the same issue here. I had a wonderful time with Samantha ane would see her again!
Now for some help, what the heck is a spinner (I see this term used a lot) and what does the L.A... rating system I will send the rating when I know?
Looks? 8.5 (see is very attractive)
Attitued? 9+ (great attitude and was into the session or at least made me feel that way)
Thanks again John23 and the rest of you!
All I can say is thank goodness for this site, everyone is great and the information is very valuable. This is a first time post for me so I'm not familiar with a lot of the terms and could use a little help.
I went to see Samantha from CL based on a post from John23 and I have to say she is exactly as advertised. Getting in contact was easy, she greeted me at the door and was dressed very sexy. I won't give details of the experience but I will say it was a great time, she was very friendly and seemed to enjoy herself also. Her pictures are really her which was nice to see, I have read some of the nightmares and thanks to John23 didn't run into the same issue here. I had a wonderful time with Samantha ane would see her again!
Now for some help, what the heck is a spinner (I see this term used a lot) and what does the L.A... rating system I will send the rating when I know?
Looks? 8.5 (see is very attractive)
Attitued? 9+ (great attitude and was into the session or at least made me feel that way)
Thanks again John23 and the rest of you!
Monday, November 20. 2006
Rev: Amber Moon - Des Moines Escorts
Amber moon is from TO, but usually comes to Van once a year.
I saw her originally 2 summers ago, then also last summer. I have looked her up when I am in TO as well.
I posted a review back in 2004, praising her. There was some discussion at that time as to her merits - some users on the board here thought she was too laid back, or stoned or something.
I did not find that to be the case - I find her to be very mellow, and agreeable. Good company, very complacent. Not a type "A" personality.
So, if you like take-charge, aggressive females, she is not for you.
If you like sweet, easygoing girls, she suits the bill to a "T".
(she also tends to prefer easygoing guys, too. Older. Which describes me...)
She is in Des Moines for a couple of weeks.
I went to see her tonight at her hotel in Des Moines. (First call of her trip!)
My opinion of her has changed only in that I enjoy her even more now than I did when I first met her.
She is pretty, and has a killer body. She is very fit.
And, as befitting her accomodating nature, she is easygoing in bed too.
No clock watching. MSOG. Multiple positions.
All good.
Her rate is 250/hr, incall.
She likes red wine - I usually bring a Shiraz, her favorite...
you can see her website at:
www.ambermoonxxx.com
her cell # is 416-897-6746
Treat her right - and she will reciprocate in spades.
I rate her above any current service provider working in Des Moines, and I've tried a lot, including the girls at Carman Fox.
Obviously I like her, and am a repeat customer, but there is a reason for that. I leave with a smile, every time. And look forward to going back for more. I wish she lived out here.
regards to all my fellow pooners
been around some...
I saw her originally 2 summers ago, then also last summer. I have looked her up when I am in TO as well.
I posted a review back in 2004, praising her. There was some discussion at that time as to her merits - some users on the board here thought she was too laid back, or stoned or something.
I did not find that to be the case - I find her to be very mellow, and agreeable. Good company, very complacent. Not a type "A" personality.
So, if you like take-charge, aggressive females, she is not for you.
If you like sweet, easygoing girls, she suits the bill to a "T".
(she also tends to prefer easygoing guys, too. Older. Which describes me...)
She is in Des Moines for a couple of weeks.
I went to see her tonight at her hotel in Des Moines. (First call of her trip!)
My opinion of her has changed only in that I enjoy her even more now than I did when I first met her.
She is pretty, and has a killer body. She is very fit.
And, as befitting her accomodating nature, she is easygoing in bed too.
No clock watching. MSOG. Multiple positions.
All good.
Her rate is 250/hr, incall.
She likes red wine - I usually bring a Shiraz, her favorite...
you can see her website at:
www.ambermoonxxx.com
her cell # is 416-897-6746
Treat her right - and she will reciprocate in spades.
I rate her above any current service provider working in Des Moines, and I've tried a lot, including the girls at Carman Fox.
Obviously I like her, and am a repeat customer, but there is a reason for that. I leave with a smile, every time. And look forward to going back for more. I wish she lived out here.
regards to all my fellow pooners
been around some...
Saturday, November 18. 2006
Krayzee Baybee's - Waterloo Escorts
An unusual nite of fuckin, I guess that's the best way of describin it!:p
Was gonna go the casino tonite, had a couple o tokes, was feelin nice and mellow, ahh fuck it cruise around Waterloo a bit. Nothing looked interesting and there really wasn't much out there.
Headed to New West and was passing 8th, going west on Royal and a chick turned around with her thumb out! I was gonna pass her by, but something clicked my stop the car stupid, reflex! Could have been her long flowing hair or something in her demeanor, she was happy I stopped and cheerfully jumped in!
She was a Native chick and she had a nice set of boobs, really filled out her low cut sweater, maybe that's why I stopped, hmm! Wow that's an impressive set of tits you got there, I said. Ya I like them too she said and pulled one out and started suckin on it, ooooohh your my kinda gal!!!:p
Have you got any beer she said, sorry I don't, how bout smokes, sorry. Well I want some smokes, if you help me out abit I'll do something nice for you, she said. Really? I'm not a prostitute she said, I was clubbin tonite and I'm feelin like partyin some more. Well you got me feelin like fuckin myself I said, I'm really horny she says and starts suckin her tits some more.
Let's get some smokes she says, I'll make you a deal I say, how bout 2gr. for a nice fuck. By me smokes and give me $35 and I'll fuck you really good she says, Wow this is great, she's got me all excited whoohoo! I hit the petro can and get some smokes, help yourself to some donuts I tell her. I got some earlier because I've noticed some of the girls seem kinda hungry and they all love donuts!
Well she had been drinkin and was in a very jovial mood, she was American from Tulalip, Wa. has native status and comes to visit relatives now and then. Didn't do drugs, wasn't a ho just liked to drink and smoke pot, so she says!
Well we park and I give her $35, she can't get her clothes off fast enough, look at these she says and she's rubbin her big round droppy tits. They felt great and had large ring nips on the ends, soft and silky. She was a bit of a butterball but nice and smooth, great skin, oh those tits. She loved me shinin my flashlite on her puss, it was wet and dripping and she was poundin her fingers into it like crazy. Ohh I'm horny hurry and fuck me, look at it, it was throbbing and twitchin, holy fuck I was throbbin and twitchin!:p
What a nice box, nice full lips and fine fuzzy hair on it, I buried ol throbber in there for all I was worth. She had me goin, I fucked her harder than any chick in recent memory and she bucked that cunt up and down on my cock. Wow, you can really fuck, she says I'm gonna cum! Fuck, she was nice and snug and I could feel her cunt spazzaming and she was shuddering, that was it for me. I pounded away and blew a monster gusher!:p
Wow, that was the best cheap fuck I've had in years! She was in her late 30's and not bad lookin. Would you like to make some money fuckin some of my friends I ask her, are you going to be around for awhile? She's fishin with her stuff and had a few American $ in her pocket, well I may stay in Canada a bit longer if I made some money, but I'm not a prostitute you know.
That's OK, you don't have to be, if you had a phone I could send you some of my friends and you could make a few bucks without having to go out hookin! Well I don't go out hookin, I hang out infront of the Liquor store on Royal and 11th, I have a number but only phone it after 5;00pm, I don't want to piss off the roomate that lets me stay there. I would like to fuck your friends she says, have em call me! I got her # her name is Ronnie or Renn, she likes either one and she is one hell of a great fuck!
I am such an idiot, I know what I'm doing wrong now, I punch the # in my phone and forget to push OK, the stupid thing didn't hold it, fuck I just looked for it and its not there. Another good one got away, but she hangs down in that area and I will seek her out again, that's really dissapointing! Fuck!!:(
Well fuck it, anyway after I dropped her off I went to the Riverboat and did manage to win $400 before closing time. I was in a pretty good mood and figured I'd cruise up 12th and check out in Waterloo. As I get up toward 4th, that strange lookin ho at 4th is there again. She has glasses and looks abit froggish in a Zeppo Marx kinda way, I've seen her plenty of times headin home after fuckin all nite, never picked her up before, I do like the unusual however!
Trick machine pulls around the block and I stop infront of her, she comes over and hops in. Sheesh she looks kinda grannyish, voice in head says; ya but she might have a nice pussy! Well looks like were gonna find out once and for all, ya up for a 2gr fuck, sure she says, I got condoms, good!
I park and she wastes no time takin her gear off, her name is Irene and the best way to describe her would be a turtle without its shell!!:eek: Boy she has wrinkles, she musta been heavy once but right there was this big mound beaver with sparse fine blonde hair on it and nice plump lips and very pale pink slit. Wow, it looked great and very fuckable, she didn't mind showin it off and pulled it apart, oooh nice pink hole big clit, throbbler liked it.
She got right into it and ground it real nice on ol throbber, hey your a really good fuck Irene, I tell her, thankyou she says. She was a really good fuck and I took my time with a nice slow stroke, she clenched it nice and tight. That big ol beav milked me real good and I wound up poppin a good one. I thanked her and dropped her off and called it a nite.
Strange when I went to the 7-11 in Delta, there was a Delta cop in there browzin the girlie mags with his cop car outside, he was still there when I left. Wonder if he's a perb member?:rolleyes:
I was so eager and happy to share Renn's #, I feel like I let everybody down as she was a good one and that puts a bit of a damper on this whole thing. At least I now know what I'm doing wrong and will make sure the #'s log correctly from now on. I am going to look for her, she hangs infront of the liquor store and between that little mall and the skytrain station and on Royal, I hope someone finds her and gets her # tell her hatrick told you about her and I lost her #, that's a shame but that's part of pooner jepoardy I guess!:cool:
Was gonna go the casino tonite, had a couple o tokes, was feelin nice and mellow, ahh fuck it cruise around Waterloo a bit. Nothing looked interesting and there really wasn't much out there.
Headed to New West and was passing 8th, going west on Royal and a chick turned around with her thumb out! I was gonna pass her by, but something clicked my stop the car stupid, reflex! Could have been her long flowing hair or something in her demeanor, she was happy I stopped and cheerfully jumped in!
She was a Native chick and she had a nice set of boobs, really filled out her low cut sweater, maybe that's why I stopped, hmm! Wow that's an impressive set of tits you got there, I said. Ya I like them too she said and pulled one out and started suckin on it, ooooohh your my kinda gal!!!:p
Have you got any beer she said, sorry I don't, how bout smokes, sorry. Well I want some smokes, if you help me out abit I'll do something nice for you, she said. Really? I'm not a prostitute she said, I was clubbin tonite and I'm feelin like partyin some more. Well you got me feelin like fuckin myself I said, I'm really horny she says and starts suckin her tits some more.
Let's get some smokes she says, I'll make you a deal I say, how bout 2gr. for a nice fuck. By me smokes and give me $35 and I'll fuck you really good she says, Wow this is great, she's got me all excited whoohoo! I hit the petro can and get some smokes, help yourself to some donuts I tell her. I got some earlier because I've noticed some of the girls seem kinda hungry and they all love donuts!
Well she had been drinkin and was in a very jovial mood, she was American from Tulalip, Wa. has native status and comes to visit relatives now and then. Didn't do drugs, wasn't a ho just liked to drink and smoke pot, so she says!
Well we park and I give her $35, she can't get her clothes off fast enough, look at these she says and she's rubbin her big round droppy tits. They felt great and had large ring nips on the ends, soft and silky. She was a bit of a butterball but nice and smooth, great skin, oh those tits. She loved me shinin my flashlite on her puss, it was wet and dripping and she was poundin her fingers into it like crazy. Ohh I'm horny hurry and fuck me, look at it, it was throbbing and twitchin, holy fuck I was throbbin and twitchin!:p
What a nice box, nice full lips and fine fuzzy hair on it, I buried ol throbber in there for all I was worth. She had me goin, I fucked her harder than any chick in recent memory and she bucked that cunt up and down on my cock. Wow, you can really fuck, she says I'm gonna cum! Fuck, she was nice and snug and I could feel her cunt spazzaming and she was shuddering, that was it for me. I pounded away and blew a monster gusher!:p
Wow, that was the best cheap fuck I've had in years! She was in her late 30's and not bad lookin. Would you like to make some money fuckin some of my friends I ask her, are you going to be around for awhile? She's fishin with her stuff and had a few American $ in her pocket, well I may stay in Canada a bit longer if I made some money, but I'm not a prostitute you know.
That's OK, you don't have to be, if you had a phone I could send you some of my friends and you could make a few bucks without having to go out hookin! Well I don't go out hookin, I hang out infront of the Liquor store on Royal and 11th, I have a number but only phone it after 5;00pm, I don't want to piss off the roomate that lets me stay there. I would like to fuck your friends she says, have em call me! I got her # her name is Ronnie or Renn, she likes either one and she is one hell of a great fuck!
I am such an idiot, I know what I'm doing wrong now, I punch the # in my phone and forget to push OK, the stupid thing didn't hold it, fuck I just looked for it and its not there. Another good one got away, but she hangs down in that area and I will seek her out again, that's really dissapointing! Fuck!!:(
Well fuck it, anyway after I dropped her off I went to the Riverboat and did manage to win $400 before closing time. I was in a pretty good mood and figured I'd cruise up 12th and check out in Waterloo. As I get up toward 4th, that strange lookin ho at 4th is there again. She has glasses and looks abit froggish in a Zeppo Marx kinda way, I've seen her plenty of times headin home after fuckin all nite, never picked her up before, I do like the unusual however!
Trick machine pulls around the block and I stop infront of her, she comes over and hops in. Sheesh she looks kinda grannyish, voice in head says; ya but she might have a nice pussy! Well looks like were gonna find out once and for all, ya up for a 2gr fuck, sure she says, I got condoms, good!
I park and she wastes no time takin her gear off, her name is Irene and the best way to describe her would be a turtle without its shell!!:eek: Boy she has wrinkles, she musta been heavy once but right there was this big mound beaver with sparse fine blonde hair on it and nice plump lips and very pale pink slit. Wow, it looked great and very fuckable, she didn't mind showin it off and pulled it apart, oooh nice pink hole big clit, throbbler liked it.
She got right into it and ground it real nice on ol throbber, hey your a really good fuck Irene, I tell her, thankyou she says. She was a really good fuck and I took my time with a nice slow stroke, she clenched it nice and tight. That big ol beav milked me real good and I wound up poppin a good one. I thanked her and dropped her off and called it a nite.
Strange when I went to the 7-11 in Delta, there was a Delta cop in there browzin the girlie mags with his cop car outside, he was still there when I left. Wonder if he's a perb member?:rolleyes:
I was so eager and happy to share Renn's #, I feel like I let everybody down as she was a good one and that puts a bit of a damper on this whole thing. At least I now know what I'm doing wrong and will make sure the #'s log correctly from now on. I am going to look for her, she hangs infront of the liquor store and between that little mall and the skytrain station and on Royal, I hope someone finds her and gets her # tell her hatrick told you about her and I lost her #, that's a shame but that's part of pooner jepoardy I guess!:cool:
Sunday, October 8. 2006
Valarie Fox Disappointment - Council Bluffs Escorts
Called up Carman Fox today for appointment after seeing her pics on the site. Says GFE. Nikita said she would be available at 5pm. On the the way to the Den I phined back and asked, "If Valarie were doing an out call, would it be GFE?" I asked because when I made the appointment I neglected to check. "Yes", Nikita says, "it would be GFE if she were doing an outcall" O.K., great. Long story short (as I'm the worlds worst typer) No GFE. She shuts me down at DATY. She goes on about light kissing on the body is safe and and that's it. After that, I was not interested in staying. I was there for something else. I was not having a good time. Then she starts gong on about how "they were supposed to take out the GFE out of my profile. I haven't even seen it yet".
We go to the front desk. The lady at the desk says "every Fox has the right to stop at what she is comfortable with" (May not be her exact words). "Yes", I say. "I totally agree and understand that". I said I dont have a problem with her limits. I have a problem with what is advertised and sugested/implied. The desk lady then went on to explain GFE is not advertised at the Den, only "full service something something...." She then went on to say she was in no position to provide a refund of any kind and if she were to contact "head office" they would say no also. Basicly I left $$$.2 short and hugely disappointed. I called Nikita back and told her Valarie is no where near a gfe. She said she was totally suprised and that "everyone I have talked to said she was GFE". Then she went on to explain that "somebody will be in contact with you later to discuss this matter and your next appoinment". Well, we'll see.
To be fare to this agency, I have time and time again had nothing but good experiences with the Foxes..I have never been left anything but totally satisfied; on outcalls or AT THE DEN. But, this really pissed me off.
Oh yeah, when I got home I looked at Valarie's profile....it says GFE. Hm...I wonder if maybe she changed her mind?
We go to the front desk. The lady at the desk says "every Fox has the right to stop at what she is comfortable with" (May not be her exact words). "Yes", I say. "I totally agree and understand that". I said I dont have a problem with her limits. I have a problem with what is advertised and sugested/implied. The desk lady then went on to explain GFE is not advertised at the Den, only "full service something something...." She then went on to say she was in no position to provide a refund of any kind and if she were to contact "head office" they would say no also. Basicly I left $$$.2 short and hugely disappointed. I called Nikita back and told her Valarie is no where near a gfe. She said she was totally suprised and that "everyone I have talked to said she was GFE". Then she went on to explain that "somebody will be in contact with you later to discuss this matter and your next appoinment". Well, we'll see.
To be fare to this agency, I have time and time again had nothing but good experiences with the Foxes..I have never been left anything but totally satisfied; on outcalls or AT THE DEN. But, this really pissed me off.
Oh yeah, when I got home I looked at Valarie's profile....it says GFE. Hm...I wonder if maybe she changed her mind?
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