It's been awhile since I have been to Lacey's and her current line up has me intrigued.
Sahara definitely has a porn star body. Perfect big hooters on a nice tiny waist that leads to an abudant Spanish booty. What I love about Lacey's is how they don't use professional photos, so the girl really looks like the picture.
Her face though does not match her body. She is super cute and sweet looking. Looks like she jumped off an Abercrombie ad. Face wise, she has a very wholesome vibe. Similar to Skyla's image. They don't look alike, but both do not look like whores.
As you may sense by now, I like my girls really hootched up with the war paint. She did have on some heels, not full blown stripper heels, but I like the effort.
Her image dichotomy continues as she has both nipples and her clit pierced. Unfortunately, her tongue is not pierced.
Onto the session. Start off with a shower and she greets me on the bed with nice soft kisses. We make out for awhile, just enjoying each others kisses and touch.
Of course I can't wait to long before I make my way for some fine DATY. She really seems to be enjoying my effort and before long, her soapy scent gives way to her delicious womanly juices. Tried DATO but she is too ticklish.
We move onto 69 and she gives a great bbbj. I think when she gets too excited, she does get a little too aggressive and I can feel her teeth. But I think this is due to her being fairly new as she is a legit 21 year old. We spend a lot of time in this position as I can't get enough of her yummy shaved twat. Not too sure if CIM is on the menu as she got me close several times and then slowed down. The teasing was just too much so I grab a condom and get her on top.
She works up a good sweat while she's bouncing on my cock. Next we move onto missionary and I pound away with her legs up, down, spread eagle and on my shoulder. The whole time we are just DFKing away. For the last 10 minutes I enjoy her snug pussy doggie style and finish in missionary as I can't stop kissing her.
Looks 9 (Hard to give a 10 since Tiarah is more my type, but man, she is really cute and sweet. Definitely a 10 for guys that like that look)
Body 8.75 (Just like the pixs on the site, only reason not 10 is because I like small boobs and it's tough to compete against Tiarah. For guys that like big titties, you will not be disappointed)
Service 8
Attitude 10 Really sweet and nice at first, then a complete sex kitten in bed. I love it when a girl fucks you back, thrust for thrust in every position. Oh, and for those that care about this aspect. She comes across as very well spoken. We were fucking and sucking for the majority of the session but during the rare times we were chatting, she came across as really sweet and charming.
Cost $260, took advantage of the special.
Repeat: Yes
Recommend: Yes
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Sunday, January 22. 2012
Review: Red Head Julia - Beaumont Escorts
I had my first ever 1hr matinee session with Julia. The first impression I got when she opened the door to greet me in her black lingerie was "wow! what a great smile" Her eyes and smile match the smoking body that she has. Her rowing and running have really strengthened and toned her arms and legs leaving just enough meat to hold onto during the ride.
She was super friendly and very easy to talk to. She laid out the ground rules right away... no licking of the ears... feel free to lick and kiss anything else! She was open to suggestions and if you didn't know what you wanted to start off with, like me, she stepped in and took charge with suggestions. Started off with a nice massage, then went onto a toy show.. and well... lets just say I had a great time!
When we were finished, we cuddled and talked for quite a bit. I have no idea how much time passed by as all her clocks were turned around. I loved the way she tickled me and brushed her hands all over me as we lay in her cozy apartment. Not only is this girl beautiful, but she is super bright! Thanks for the advice and tip you gave me Dr. Julia!
This is a girl that truly enjoys doing what she does. She really knows how to make a guy feel comfortable. By the end of the session, it felt as if i've known her all my life! I will definitely be going back and i better go quick, cuz something this good doesn't last for long!
She was super friendly and very easy to talk to. She laid out the ground rules right away... no licking of the ears... feel free to lick and kiss anything else! She was open to suggestions and if you didn't know what you wanted to start off with, like me, she stepped in and took charge with suggestions. Started off with a nice massage, then went onto a toy show.. and well... lets just say I had a great time!
When we were finished, we cuddled and talked for quite a bit. I have no idea how much time passed by as all her clocks were turned around. I loved the way she tickled me and brushed her hands all over me as we lay in her cozy apartment. Not only is this girl beautiful, but she is super bright! Thanks for the advice and tip you gave me Dr. Julia!
This is a girl that truly enjoys doing what she does. She really knows how to make a guy feel comfortable. By the end of the session, it felt as if i've known her all my life! I will definitely be going back and i better go quick, cuz something this good doesn't last for long!
Tuesday, January 17. 2012
Ivanna - Foxworthy Hall - Tyler Escorts
Since my first experience with Foxworthy Hall was relatively positive I decided to phone them again to check for consistency. I described my physical preference. She suggested Ivanna.
It was easy to arrange the appointment.
Ivanna was right on time. To be honest, I was disappointed with her appearance. These are the kinds of reviews I do not like to write. This is because she was nice and she seemed very interested in assuring that I was having a fun time but I did not find her attractive.
Ivanna was very short. Lol, maybe it is a thing with this agency. I would guess she is about 4ft 11 in. Ivanna has medium breasts that are actually quite nice. They are not perky but they are holding their own. I would guess she is 24 +/- (2). Her face is not very attractive. She was neither extremely thin or overweight. I could not specifically identify her ethnic background and it did not come up in conversation. She does have very, very long black hair.
We chatted for a bit. She was very easy to chat with. After some conversation, I suggested we head into my room. She started by giving a massage. She was actually very good at this. It was a combination of near CMT and very light touch. After a few minutes of this, I flipped over. She continued with some light tough and made her way to Mr. Happy. Once she had Mr. Happy in a very happy state, she slid on a tent, and moved on to oral. She was very enegetic in this regard. Almost too much so. It actually hurt at times. Then Ivanna moved on top. Since it was very late and I did not find her that attractive, I did not attempt to prolong things. We only indulged in the one position and then, as usual, after awhile of this, I asked her for a hand finish. Once again, she was up to the challenge and gave a very nice hand job.
This is a case of if she was more my physical type, I would definitely be calling to see her again. But, the physical chemistry was not there so I will not be.
L-Face 6
L-Body 6
A- 8
S-7
Claptix
It was easy to arrange the appointment.
Ivanna was right on time. To be honest, I was disappointed with her appearance. These are the kinds of reviews I do not like to write. This is because she was nice and she seemed very interested in assuring that I was having a fun time but I did not find her attractive.
Ivanna was very short. Lol, maybe it is a thing with this agency. I would guess she is about 4ft 11 in. Ivanna has medium breasts that are actually quite nice. They are not perky but they are holding their own. I would guess she is 24 +/- (2). Her face is not very attractive. She was neither extremely thin or overweight. I could not specifically identify her ethnic background and it did not come up in conversation. She does have very, very long black hair.
We chatted for a bit. She was very easy to chat with. After some conversation, I suggested we head into my room. She started by giving a massage. She was actually very good at this. It was a combination of near CMT and very light touch. After a few minutes of this, I flipped over. She continued with some light tough and made her way to Mr. Happy. Once she had Mr. Happy in a very happy state, she slid on a tent, and moved on to oral. She was very enegetic in this regard. Almost too much so. It actually hurt at times. Then Ivanna moved on top. Since it was very late and I did not find her that attractive, I did not attempt to prolong things. We only indulged in the one position and then, as usual, after awhile of this, I asked her for a hand finish. Once again, she was up to the challenge and gave a very nice hand job.
This is a case of if she was more my physical type, I would definitely be calling to see her again. But, the physical chemistry was not there so I will not be.
L-Face 6
L-Body 6
A- 8
S-7
Claptix
Sunday, January 8. 2012
Saw Angie on CL new asian- TOFTT - Plano Escorts
It’s been a while since I reviewed so it’s time to give back to the board.
My day started with a visit to see Angie. She just started advertising on CL. I liked the picture so I dialed her up.
She’s probably around 28-32 y/o with a real nice body and cute face. She was really tight all over and sporting small B’s upstairs. They were a nice little mouthful ;)
English was ok and the picture is her. Her bj was pretty good. Covered though :(
Feeling a little Randy today, I started her out in doggy. Her little ass look so good going back and forth. I spun her on my dick around and went for a mish finish. She ran the clock down with a nice hard massage after.
That was a $.40 affaire and totally worth it. I didn’t ask if bbbj was an option for more or not. That sure would have brought the S-score up.
L/8 (9 for body and 7 face)
A/9
S/7
p.s I got to see her friend Chanel when I left. She was even smaller than Angie. Wicked little body and I mean LITTLE. I must say she was quite the spinner!
Angies ad:
Hi, It's Angie!
I am very slim elegant and upscale.
I have a sexy body and friendly personality just like what you need…
Come in to relax & enjoy a totally new experience with me.
-Angie :)
My day started with a visit to see Angie. She just started advertising on CL. I liked the picture so I dialed her up.
She’s probably around 28-32 y/o with a real nice body and cute face. She was really tight all over and sporting small B’s upstairs. They were a nice little mouthful ;)
English was ok and the picture is her. Her bj was pretty good. Covered though :(
Feeling a little Randy today, I started her out in doggy. Her little ass look so good going back and forth. I spun her on my dick around and went for a mish finish. She ran the clock down with a nice hard massage after.
That was a $.40 affaire and totally worth it. I didn’t ask if bbbj was an option for more or not. That sure would have brought the S-score up.
L/8 (9 for body and 7 face)
A/9
S/7
p.s I got to see her friend Chanel when I left. She was even smaller than Angie. Wicked little body and I mean LITTLE. I must say she was quite the spinner!
Angies ad:
Hi, It's Angie!
I am very slim elegant and upscale.
I have a sexy body and friendly personality just like what you need…
Come in to relax & enjoy a totally new experience with me.
-Angie :)
Tuesday, January 3. 2012
REV - Saraphina - Beaumont Escorts
I just had the opportunity to see Saraphina tonight and WOW!
I had been interested in Saraphina for a while due to her positive reviews. My curiousity got the better of me while talking with her in chat last night and set up a meeting with her. One of the best moves I've made in a while.
Right off the bat she mentioned that she was having laser surgery to remove a tattoo earlier in the day and she would be a little tender and thus not offer her best performance so a discount would be in order. While I admire her for her honesty and sense of character to offer such a discount and provide the disclaimer up front it's totally unnecessary. She claimed that she was at about 80% efficiency. Baby, if that's 80% then I don't think my poor ticker can take 90% let alone 100%. I declined the discount, which she didn't know about until after the session since she's a classy lady and didn't count the money when I got there.
There's many other reviews of her and I don't have much to add except if you've been thinking about seeing her, do yourself a favour and go see her. I won't go into details about what was on the menu since YMMV but suffice to say that I left a very happy camper. The donation is $225 for the hour but I know for next time that an hour probably isn't enough. ( I had a funny walk leaving her appartment after kissing her goodbye! ;) She did offer a book though lol)
She's a class act, a great kisser and I'm glad I took the plunge. I will definitely be back.
- HAW
I had been interested in Saraphina for a while due to her positive reviews. My curiousity got the better of me while talking with her in chat last night and set up a meeting with her. One of the best moves I've made in a while.
Right off the bat she mentioned that she was having laser surgery to remove a tattoo earlier in the day and she would be a little tender and thus not offer her best performance so a discount would be in order. While I admire her for her honesty and sense of character to offer such a discount and provide the disclaimer up front it's totally unnecessary. She claimed that she was at about 80% efficiency. Baby, if that's 80% then I don't think my poor ticker can take 90% let alone 100%. I declined the discount, which she didn't know about until after the session since she's a classy lady and didn't count the money when I got there.
There's many other reviews of her and I don't have much to add except if you've been thinking about seeing her, do yourself a favour and go see her. I won't go into details about what was on the menu since YMMV but suffice to say that I left a very happy camper. The donation is $225 for the hour but I know for next time that an hour probably isn't enough. ( I had a funny walk leaving her appartment after kissing her goodbye! ;) She did offer a book though lol)
She's a class act, a great kisser and I'm glad I took the plunge. I will definitely be back.
- HAW
Tuesday, December 27. 2011
Some Reviews Catch Up: Violet, Alize, Sheila - El Paso Escorts
Almost forgot about getting around to these!
Violet of El Paso
Had the pleasure of meeting this easy going girl! Her hot pics lured me and definitely was a nice yummy body. Personality was very pleasing and found it was easy to get things going with her! Kissing was nice and passionate, CBJ felt awesome while DATY'ing and I could've just blown like that. Finished off in a myriad of other positions ;)
My only gripe was that she's a smoker. Well for sure it wasn't a fresh scent but it was there. Too bad really because she'd probably be way hotter if she stopped!
L: 8
A: 9
S: 9
Alluring Alize
Oh man, I thought the warnings of her giggling would make things a bit silly... Well it was silly but in a good way! Alize was so much fun. Everything was so easy with her, if you weren't doing something quite right then she'd correct it and giggle away. Memorable, BLS while jerking me off, CBJ was good but sometimes sucked too hard for me... really couldn't believe how much I felt. Like ultra thin condom or something. I wasn't really paying attention to that detail at the time.
I was a little worried she was a little big (as from my previous reviews, I can be a bit unfair in my judgement of that) but for Alize, she's definitely curves in all the right places!
Definite must see!
L: 8 (but an higher 8 than Violet. Maybe I'm a bit jaded by the silly fun time I had with Alize, but the smoke breath knocked Violet a tad down)
A: 10
S: 10
Sheila (Sexy Asian Sheila)
Pretty easy to find on CL, has a weebly site.
Was kind of worried about this one as a lot of you pooners are pretty wrong on Asian looks assessments hahaha. Sheila was tough to figure out cause the reviews were all over the place for looks on her. When I arrived, I found myself to be pleasantly surprised. Maybe cause I was preparing for the worst. Anyhow, she deserves a solid 7 in the looks department.
Showered, asked if I wanted her to join me, I didn't really care about that so I said not needed... The thing is, she hopped in the shower after I've finished... Didn't know she was going to hop in otherwise I would've just said hop in! Started out with a massage, nothing write home about there. Nice plush lips, definitely awesome for the BBBJ. Could of let her do that forever but I felt kinda bad. I don't know why but it takes me forever to cum like that but probably 2 seconds of sex can get me to blow. Got her starting with CG and wow, she's super tight. Really surprised me, wanted to blow right away switched it up a few times first then finished.
It's funny, when doing mish, she kinda looked like those helpless japanese chicks in anime cartoons. Sure hope she didn't feel that way! But one of you reviewers alluded to the fact that she doing this because of no other option. I won't repeat with her.
Remaining Ratings
A: 7.5
S: 7.5
Well I still have some on my list and I hope I can get around to them, before I have stop this for a while!
Violet of El Paso
Had the pleasure of meeting this easy going girl! Her hot pics lured me and definitely was a nice yummy body. Personality was very pleasing and found it was easy to get things going with her! Kissing was nice and passionate, CBJ felt awesome while DATY'ing and I could've just blown like that. Finished off in a myriad of other positions ;)
My only gripe was that she's a smoker. Well for sure it wasn't a fresh scent but it was there. Too bad really because she'd probably be way hotter if she stopped!
L: 8
A: 9
S: 9
Alluring Alize
Oh man, I thought the warnings of her giggling would make things a bit silly... Well it was silly but in a good way! Alize was so much fun. Everything was so easy with her, if you weren't doing something quite right then she'd correct it and giggle away. Memorable, BLS while jerking me off, CBJ was good but sometimes sucked too hard for me... really couldn't believe how much I felt. Like ultra thin condom or something. I wasn't really paying attention to that detail at the time.
I was a little worried she was a little big (as from my previous reviews, I can be a bit unfair in my judgement of that) but for Alize, she's definitely curves in all the right places!
Definite must see!
L: 8 (but an higher 8 than Violet. Maybe I'm a bit jaded by the silly fun time I had with Alize, but the smoke breath knocked Violet a tad down)
A: 10
S: 10
Sheila (Sexy Asian Sheila)
Pretty easy to find on CL, has a weebly site.
Was kind of worried about this one as a lot of you pooners are pretty wrong on Asian looks assessments hahaha. Sheila was tough to figure out cause the reviews were all over the place for looks on her. When I arrived, I found myself to be pleasantly surprised. Maybe cause I was preparing for the worst. Anyhow, she deserves a solid 7 in the looks department.
Showered, asked if I wanted her to join me, I didn't really care about that so I said not needed... The thing is, she hopped in the shower after I've finished... Didn't know she was going to hop in otherwise I would've just said hop in! Started out with a massage, nothing write home about there. Nice plush lips, definitely awesome for the BBBJ. Could of let her do that forever but I felt kinda bad. I don't know why but it takes me forever to cum like that but probably 2 seconds of sex can get me to blow. Got her starting with CG and wow, she's super tight. Really surprised me, wanted to blow right away switched it up a few times first then finished.
It's funny, when doing mish, she kinda looked like those helpless japanese chicks in anime cartoons. Sure hope she didn't feel that way! But one of you reviewers alluded to the fact that she doing this because of no other option. I won't repeat with her.
Remaining Ratings
A: 7.5
S: 7.5
Well I still have some on my list and I hope I can get around to them, before I have stop this for a while!
Saturday, December 24. 2011
Another Manda @ CL Review - Plano Escorts
I went to see Manda on Monday morning. I was her first appointment (she starts at 10am). Her place is on Grange around patterson and it's easy to find. I had been to that micro before when Taiwanese Leana was there (I didn't like her).. I think the micro is only for Manda and Cora now.
Girl:
I got to the place, went right up an she opened the door. She's a bit too skinny to my taste, sports an A cup and hard pointy nipples. Her face is average and her teeth are not too good. She's very light and did I mention skinny? Long dark hair and she was wearing a light brow baby-doll.
The Service:
She's very service oriented, showered together, soaped me up and she was very friendly but didn't speak much. From the shower we went to BBBJ on the edge of the bed and later DATY and digits. She smelled and tasted very good, but her Y is bulky and has some extra skin. She was not shaved but she did trim it as it was not asian-bushy.
Her moans and agitated respiration seemed very genuine (likely not the case tho) but she turned me on. Then she put the rubber on and started a very light CG which then got very energetic. We switched to Mish and that was enough for me to be done.
She is tight and knows how to move.Her overall service doesn't seem very mechanic. She knows how to engage you in the experience, but I have definitely have better (such as the Ivy who used to be @ brentwood).
Stats:
Looks: 5/10
Service: 8/10
Return? Don't think so. Too many other places to visit :)
Girl:
I got to the place, went right up an she opened the door. She's a bit too skinny to my taste, sports an A cup and hard pointy nipples. Her face is average and her teeth are not too good. She's very light and did I mention skinny? Long dark hair and she was wearing a light brow baby-doll.
The Service:
She's very service oriented, showered together, soaped me up and she was very friendly but didn't speak much. From the shower we went to BBBJ on the edge of the bed and later DATY and digits. She smelled and tasted very good, but her Y is bulky and has some extra skin. She was not shaved but she did trim it as it was not asian-bushy.
Her moans and agitated respiration seemed very genuine (likely not the case tho) but she turned me on. Then she put the rubber on and started a very light CG which then got very energetic. We switched to Mish and that was enough for me to be done.
She is tight and knows how to move.Her overall service doesn't seem very mechanic. She knows how to engage you in the experience, but I have definitely have better (such as the Ivy who used to be @ brentwood).
Stats:
Looks: 5/10
Service: 8/10
Return? Don't think so. Too many other places to visit :)
Monday, November 28. 2011
naughty nancy - Abilene Escorts
Ok, i hope i have learned my lesson. Instead of going to a good reviewed provider, i picked up the Craigslist and called a girl named naughty nancy. 1 week later and i am still nauseated!
She sounded so nice on the phone, and i was horny so i thought what the hell. 140 for full service.
Go to a house on 12th and clark, should have been warning enough.
A young 20 year old chinese girl meets me at the door. i hope she doesn't read this because personality wise she is a nice girl. But she was really ugly! Fat and had pimples all over her face. She is the type of girl that in high school would have just been made fun of. i felt too bad to turn tail and run, so i went in. i know i am an idiot, you don't have to tell me.
anyways she got undressed, she was fat adn had droopy tits. and worst of all she had huge zits all over her back and tits. i actually refused to touch her, adn just asked her to give me a hand job, even then i couldn't cum. She was actually even yawning while giving me a handjob. i just left.
the funny thing is if the tables were turned, and she was paying me, i still don't think i could have screwed her! even a 1000 dollars i don't think i could have done it!
ooooooh
service 0
looks 0
attitude 3--only because she is a nice girl
i really hope she doesn't read this somehow
i hope this message saves some pooner from the same mistake
She sounded so nice on the phone, and i was horny so i thought what the hell. 140 for full service.
Go to a house on 12th and clark, should have been warning enough.
A young 20 year old chinese girl meets me at the door. i hope she doesn't read this because personality wise she is a nice girl. But she was really ugly! Fat and had pimples all over her face. She is the type of girl that in high school would have just been made fun of. i felt too bad to turn tail and run, so i went in. i know i am an idiot, you don't have to tell me.
anyways she got undressed, she was fat adn had droopy tits. and worst of all she had huge zits all over her back and tits. i actually refused to touch her, adn just asked her to give me a hand job, even then i couldn't cum. She was actually even yawning while giving me a handjob. i just left.
the funny thing is if the tables were turned, and she was paying me, i still don't think i could have screwed her! even a 1000 dollars i don't think i could have done it!
ooooooh
service 0
looks 0
attitude 3--only because she is a nice girl
i really hope she doesn't read this somehow
i hope this message saves some pooner from the same mistake
Sunday, November 20. 2011
gigi from cl - Dallas Escorts
This is my first review on perb so bare with me, not first time forking, i mean pooning. just thought i should contribute to my fellow perberts after all the help they gave me.
At first i was going to see sZabina or katrina in yaletown but abit intimidated as sZabina prefers older gentlemen.(I think it says that in her website), as i am only a frost. Katrina,..well nothing wrong with her, her pics looks great but felt like something else other than blonde w/big jugs.
I noticed two mix reviews here on perb for gigi/cl, so i thought i'll toftt.
Called the number and she answered, made the apt for 9. She agreed for $.4. Arrived 10 minutes early and gave her a call to get the apartment number and she said to call her again in 10 minutes as i am early. Well what the hell...took a walk and grab a coffee and a fag. 15 minutes later I gave her a call back and she then let me in. Nice apartment looks clean and well kept.
Greeting:
No hug no kiss, offered me a drink, I respectfully declined. She looks way older than what she advertise, more like early to mid 30's maybe ....dont know. not in the 20's anyway.
Took a quick shower then off to the battlefield. Start off with a 2 minute conversation, her english is limited, then off to and im sorry to say this but lame ass bls and bbbj(ymmv), she chews mint gum which i didnt like (im old school). After a few minutes of minty bbbj she grabbed mr rubber and slapped it on spikey and off to mish. Trimmed, not completely shaved but more like a messy landing strip (she smells down there which really turned me off). Oh well...im halfway in the invasion, thought i'd just finish it. I lost interest after playing around with her legs in mish and so I flipped her over to doggie, she didnt look like she was comfortable with that position so we went back to mish. I was finding it hard to complete the invasion because of the smell, sucks!!!!!!. I didnt came, again sucks!!!!!!!. So she game me a hj which imo pretty much the same level as her bbbj. Felt like she was rushing me abit (just want to make spikey puke she was trying really hard at the hj) but i didnt really care at this point even though we were only half way in the session (i think) but then again i couldnt bare the way she was stroking me, as if she was a 16 yrold giving her first hj in the school washroom :( . So i jump on top of her and do another mish hoping that my little brain could somehow deflect the aroma that was bursting out of her and get a happy ending. In the middle of that she kept offering me a hj. I just couldnt do it anymore...went limp and pulled out. She tried giving me a hj again but didnt worked so i ask if I can just cuddle which she didnt understand so i had to explain it to her. We talk for a bit, she kept trying to upsell and suggest a 3some with her room mate for $$$ or another hour with her for $.8, i was confused i gave her $.4 for an hour and she wants $.8 for another session with her :confused: . I didnt want to say i dont want to so i said i dont know if i can get spikey up and running again maybe next time and beside i only have $ left, she then told me to go for a smoke and pick up more $$$ then by the time i come back spikey will be up for the job. :( . I didnt know what to say...then i heard knocking on the door (i guess the room mate is telling her that the session is over) Oooh thank god..i quickly put my clothes back on, i just want to get out of there and as i was getting out she offered me a drink again,....well what the hell "ill have a coke, please :p " got it got out. Walk for a couple of block to get to the car, checked the time and it was 10, guess i didnt get the full hour. Here's the kicker....after i got home i noticed that I wore my underwear backwards lol (thats how quickly i wanted to get out of there).
Overall..so so. Wasnt a good exp not a terrible one either. Still...i lost the war.
L: 7 (her body compensate 80% of it)
A: 4 (i'd give higher if only she didnt try to up sell and keep offering me hj)
S: 7 (she was energetic but the smell...oh the smell....)
Repeat: Highly unlikely, mike hawk was right you can get better for $.4
At first i was going to see sZabina or katrina in yaletown but abit intimidated as sZabina prefers older gentlemen.(I think it says that in her website), as i am only a frost. Katrina,..well nothing wrong with her, her pics looks great but felt like something else other than blonde w/big jugs.
I noticed two mix reviews here on perb for gigi/cl, so i thought i'll toftt.
Called the number and she answered, made the apt for 9. She agreed for $.4. Arrived 10 minutes early and gave her a call to get the apartment number and she said to call her again in 10 minutes as i am early. Well what the hell...took a walk and grab a coffee and a fag. 15 minutes later I gave her a call back and she then let me in. Nice apartment looks clean and well kept.
Greeting:
No hug no kiss, offered me a drink, I respectfully declined. She looks way older than what she advertise, more like early to mid 30's maybe ....dont know. not in the 20's anyway.
Took a quick shower then off to the battlefield. Start off with a 2 minute conversation, her english is limited, then off to and im sorry to say this but lame ass bls and bbbj(ymmv), she chews mint gum which i didnt like (im old school). After a few minutes of minty bbbj she grabbed mr rubber and slapped it on spikey and off to mish. Trimmed, not completely shaved but more like a messy landing strip (she smells down there which really turned me off). Oh well...im halfway in the invasion, thought i'd just finish it. I lost interest after playing around with her legs in mish and so I flipped her over to doggie, she didnt look like she was comfortable with that position so we went back to mish. I was finding it hard to complete the invasion because of the smell, sucks!!!!!!. I didnt came, again sucks!!!!!!!. So she game me a hj which imo pretty much the same level as her bbbj. Felt like she was rushing me abit (just want to make spikey puke she was trying really hard at the hj) but i didnt really care at this point even though we were only half way in the session (i think) but then again i couldnt bare the way she was stroking me, as if she was a 16 yrold giving her first hj in the school washroom :( . So i jump on top of her and do another mish hoping that my little brain could somehow deflect the aroma that was bursting out of her and get a happy ending. In the middle of that she kept offering me a hj. I just couldnt do it anymore...went limp and pulled out. She tried giving me a hj again but didnt worked so i ask if I can just cuddle which she didnt understand so i had to explain it to her. We talk for a bit, she kept trying to upsell and suggest a 3some with her room mate for $$$ or another hour with her for $.8, i was confused i gave her $.4 for an hour and she wants $.8 for another session with her :confused: . I didnt want to say i dont want to so i said i dont know if i can get spikey up and running again maybe next time and beside i only have $ left, she then told me to go for a smoke and pick up more $$$ then by the time i come back spikey will be up for the job. :( . I didnt know what to say...then i heard knocking on the door (i guess the room mate is telling her that the session is over) Oooh thank god..i quickly put my clothes back on, i just want to get out of there and as i was getting out she offered me a drink again,....well what the hell "ill have a coke, please :p " got it got out. Walk for a couple of block to get to the car, checked the time and it was 10, guess i didnt get the full hour. Here's the kicker....after i got home i noticed that I wore my underwear backwards lol (thats how quickly i wanted to get out of there).
Overall..so so. Wasnt a good exp not a terrible one either. Still...i lost the war.
L: 7 (her body compensate 80% of it)
A: 4 (i'd give higher if only she didnt try to up sell and keep offering me hj)
S: 7 (she was energetic but the smell...oh the smell....)
Repeat: Highly unlikely, mike hawk was right you can get better for $.4
Monday, September 19. 2011
Jessica @ Prosper Message - Lubbock Escorts
After reading a several positive reviews of her I decide to try her out.
I arrive at 9:45 and ask for Jessie. Maddam, ask how long I would like to stay, .4 for 45 min. Hand over 2 greens then was told she was busy. I said I could come back another time and ask for money back but was told to wait she would be out in 15 min.
Another pooner just finish with her and was on his way to washroom. I was ushered into the room. 10:05 Jessie pops in and says she is over booked with 3 customers for 10:00 pm and that I don't have an appointment. I offered to come back other time but was told to wait. So I would waited. :confused:
I had time to shower and get dress while waiting.
10:30 she comes in the room. Ask how much I pay? I say $.4 for FS, she said BBBJ for $.6 and COF. I told her COF and BBBJ didn't matter as I was interested in FS. I should have offered her $.2 as whatever you offer she is going to try to squeeze more money out of you.
I HATE the upsell as it usually a indicator of bad service to follow.
She lean into me and says we should enjoy our time together, to get me to agree to her price of $.6. I agreed because the small head was doing the think by now I should have left.
BBBJ follow by 69 DATY, CG, MISH then told to hurry up and cumm.
Felt very rushed as I paid for 45 minutes and 5-10 minute into it, I am told to hurry up and cumm. This really breaks my concentration I need to cumm.
I thought I would have gotten a back rub after FS but told she has go.
10:45 out the door. she said she would try to make it next time, yeah right I heard that one before.
Would I repeat?
HELL NO, if service is so rush that you feel like you been spin dry and shoved out the door this is not Mc Donalds where you are ordering fast food.
I PAID FOR 45 MIN AND WOULD LIKE TO SPEND 45 MINS with the SP not waiting in a room alone then have verry rush service.:mad: :mad: :mad:
I can usually go for the full hour but I understand some girls can't go for the full hour so now I only order 30-45 mins. I am OK with message then FS but hate being upsold the short change on time.
L 7
A 6
S 3 Very, very, rushed:mad: :mad::mad:
This SP service is going down hill.
I would have been OK if the maddam refund me the room fee but Jessica ushers me out the door so I don't talk to her boss. :mad:
I arrive at 9:45 and ask for Jessie. Maddam, ask how long I would like to stay, .4 for 45 min. Hand over 2 greens then was told she was busy. I said I could come back another time and ask for money back but was told to wait she would be out in 15 min.
Another pooner just finish with her and was on his way to washroom. I was ushered into the room. 10:05 Jessie pops in and says she is over booked with 3 customers for 10:00 pm and that I don't have an appointment. I offered to come back other time but was told to wait. So I would waited. :confused:
I had time to shower and get dress while waiting.
10:30 she comes in the room. Ask how much I pay? I say $.4 for FS, she said BBBJ for $.6 and COF. I told her COF and BBBJ didn't matter as I was interested in FS. I should have offered her $.2 as whatever you offer she is going to try to squeeze more money out of you.
I HATE the upsell as it usually a indicator of bad service to follow.
She lean into me and says we should enjoy our time together, to get me to agree to her price of $.6. I agreed because the small head was doing the think by now I should have left.
BBBJ follow by 69 DATY, CG, MISH then told to hurry up and cumm.
Felt very rushed as I paid for 45 minutes and 5-10 minute into it, I am told to hurry up and cumm. This really breaks my concentration I need to cumm.
I thought I would have gotten a back rub after FS but told she has go.
10:45 out the door. she said she would try to make it next time, yeah right I heard that one before.
Would I repeat?
HELL NO, if service is so rush that you feel like you been spin dry and shoved out the door this is not Mc Donalds where you are ordering fast food.
I PAID FOR 45 MIN AND WOULD LIKE TO SPEND 45 MINS with the SP not waiting in a room alone then have verry rush service.:mad: :mad: :mad:
I can usually go for the full hour but I understand some girls can't go for the full hour so now I only order 30-45 mins. I am OK with message then FS but hate being upsold the short change on time.
L 7
A 6
S 3 Very, very, rushed:mad: :mad::mad:
This SP service is going down hill.
I would have been OK if the maddam refund me the room fee but Jessica ushers me out the door so I don't talk to her boss. :mad:
Friday, September 2. 2011
Andi - Scarlett's House - Laredo Escorts
http://www.scarlettshouse.com/andi's_page.htm
First, I just want to say that, in some ways, this is the most
difficult review I have written here. It is difficult because, in this case, I am sure a companion that would be wonderful for many was handicapped by my own views of feminine beauty and my expectations. But this board is about providing information so that members here can decide where to (and not to) spend their money. So, I feel that as a member I should write the review.
About a week ago, I arranged an appointment with Scarlett to see Andi. I had seen her photos and they had kept calling my name. I was first scheduled to see Andi on Wednesday evening. However, she became ill and postponed our appointment. I rescheduled for this evening. Scarlett was very helpful through this entire process.
Ok, I am going to get the negatives out of the way first. The main negative is that she was simply older than I expected. or to me appeared to be. This was only apparent in her face. She is advertised as 29 (this may or may not be accurate). However, my opinion is that her face is more similar to 35+. I will say though that her body is a body that many 20 year olds would die for. Her legs are long and lean. She is in great shape. Her stomach is relatively flat. It is obvious she spends considerable time excercising or she was just plain lucky. Her hair is what I would refer to as auburn. She wore it up with slight curls dangling down. She was very well dressed. She was wearing what I consider to be one of my favorite outfits. She was wearing "the little black dress". It was very similar to the one in the photo. She was also wearing wonderful stockings and extremely nice lingerie. Her breasts are of medium size and almost perfect in shape. As you can tell from one of the photos, one of Andi's nipples is pierced. If she was five years younger, I could see that she would be a perfect companion. Honestly though, I could not get over it. I wish I could.
We shared a glass of Shiraz and chatted. She is obviously a very intelligent woman and can discuss a myriad of topics. After some conversation, we went into my room. The session started with a wonderful massage. She is far more sensual than most companions. She varied her massage technique and included some wonderful body sliding. Since it felt so nice, I stretched this part of the session longer than I normally would. While not being too detailed, I will simply say that Andi provides a GFE (and the acronyms generally associated with this). I did not ask about anything "exotic". The session then continued with kissing, touching, very nice oral, and then a very energetic session with her on top. She has a lot of stamina and can push a guy to the edge. After quite awhile of this, I asked her to finish with her hands and she obliged with a very nice oral/hand finish.
While it was an enjoyable time, I could never quite get over the fact that facially she looked much older than I had expected. I think for some gents here, she would probably be the perfect companion. I am just trapped by my own expectations and these do not seem to change. I am strange. I would rather see a companion with looks of 9 or 10 with an attitude/service of 7 than someone I am not VERY attracted to that provides excellent service with an excellent attitude. Of coruse, it is great when you can get both.
L Face 6
L Body 8
A 8.5
S 9
Donation $650 (2 hours)
Claptix
First, I just want to say that, in some ways, this is the most
difficult review I have written here. It is difficult because, in this case, I am sure a companion that would be wonderful for many was handicapped by my own views of feminine beauty and my expectations. But this board is about providing information so that members here can decide where to (and not to) spend their money. So, I feel that as a member I should write the review.
About a week ago, I arranged an appointment with Scarlett to see Andi. I had seen her photos and they had kept calling my name. I was first scheduled to see Andi on Wednesday evening. However, she became ill and postponed our appointment. I rescheduled for this evening. Scarlett was very helpful through this entire process.
Ok, I am going to get the negatives out of the way first. The main negative is that she was simply older than I expected. or to me appeared to be. This was only apparent in her face. She is advertised as 29 (this may or may not be accurate). However, my opinion is that her face is more similar to 35+. I will say though that her body is a body that many 20 year olds would die for. Her legs are long and lean. She is in great shape. Her stomach is relatively flat. It is obvious she spends considerable time excercising or she was just plain lucky. Her hair is what I would refer to as auburn. She wore it up with slight curls dangling down. She was very well dressed. She was wearing what I consider to be one of my favorite outfits. She was wearing "the little black dress". It was very similar to the one in the photo. She was also wearing wonderful stockings and extremely nice lingerie. Her breasts are of medium size and almost perfect in shape. As you can tell from one of the photos, one of Andi's nipples is pierced. If she was five years younger, I could see that she would be a perfect companion. Honestly though, I could not get over it. I wish I could.
We shared a glass of Shiraz and chatted. She is obviously a very intelligent woman and can discuss a myriad of topics. After some conversation, we went into my room. The session started with a wonderful massage. She is far more sensual than most companions. She varied her massage technique and included some wonderful body sliding. Since it felt so nice, I stretched this part of the session longer than I normally would. While not being too detailed, I will simply say that Andi provides a GFE (and the acronyms generally associated with this). I did not ask about anything "exotic". The session then continued with kissing, touching, very nice oral, and then a very energetic session with her on top. She has a lot of stamina and can push a guy to the edge. After quite awhile of this, I asked her to finish with her hands and she obliged with a very nice oral/hand finish.
While it was an enjoyable time, I could never quite get over the fact that facially she looked much older than I had expected. I think for some gents here, she would probably be the perfect companion. I am just trapped by my own expectations and these do not seem to change. I am strange. I would rather see a companion with looks of 9 or 10 with an attitude/service of 7 than someone I am not VERY attracted to that provides excellent service with an excellent attitude. Of coruse, it is great when you can get both.
L Face 6
L Body 8
A 8.5
S 9
Donation $650 (2 hours)
Claptix
Tuesday, August 23. 2011
Review of Cookie (Korean CL 3869 Saba Road in Tyler)
For new PERBites, I have been relatively inactive on the escort scene for a couple of years now but have kept abreast of PERBland. (I previously was a frequent vocal fan of the CoverGirl Escorts stable of fine fillies.) I am back again and have been following the K-girl threads with growing interest. Finally took my initial foray into "microland" after years of exclusively using outcall.
Cookie's photo caught my attention. At least her pictured body did, more specifically the breasts! Being aware of the phony photo probability, it was no surprise when Cookie removed her top (prior to the apparently mandatory shower washup in spite of me having showered just 45 minutes previously), that the anticipated more-than-adequate C's implied in the picture diminished to small B's. Not a major problem as Cookie was very attractive. Tiny, maybe five feet and less than 100 lbs. I'd guess.
Price had for months previously been "seven greens" ($140) but I note this micro's CL advts. have removed this pricing from their advts. yesterday so I got caught up with crossover new pricing of $150 for 45 minutes. Details are simple. Cookie is a smart cookie. Adequate English skills. Mind you, towards the end of my session with an uncovered Percy firmly and fully stuffed into Cookie's mouth, she kept putting my hand on her shoulders. I figured she was enjoying my rubbing her arms and shoulders while she throated Percy. EVENTUALLY, it dawned on this dumb fucker she wanted me to tap her on the shoulder to let her know when I was ready to blow. Mission was accomplished and CIM was avoided much to her pleasure. The uncovered oral was absolutely top notch and with the hot water add-on (my first such experience) I highly recommend Cookie. More than satisfactory missionary was partaken prior to the oral climax. On both oral and FS I highly recommend Cookie. The only negatives were that kissing was politely declined as was DATY. Both of these session elements are mandatory for me. Had even one of these additional elements been on the menu I would repeat with Cookie.
In summary, I definitely recommend Cookie as long as kissing and DATY are not a deal breaker for you.
bigguy
Cookie's photo caught my attention. At least her pictured body did, more specifically the breasts! Being aware of the phony photo probability, it was no surprise when Cookie removed her top (prior to the apparently mandatory shower washup in spite of me having showered just 45 minutes previously), that the anticipated more-than-adequate C's implied in the picture diminished to small B's. Not a major problem as Cookie was very attractive. Tiny, maybe five feet and less than 100 lbs. I'd guess.
Price had for months previously been "seven greens" ($140) but I note this micro's CL advts. have removed this pricing from their advts. yesterday so I got caught up with crossover new pricing of $150 for 45 minutes. Details are simple. Cookie is a smart cookie. Adequate English skills. Mind you, towards the end of my session with an uncovered Percy firmly and fully stuffed into Cookie's mouth, she kept putting my hand on her shoulders. I figured she was enjoying my rubbing her arms and shoulders while she throated Percy. EVENTUALLY, it dawned on this dumb fucker she wanted me to tap her on the shoulder to let her know when I was ready to blow. Mission was accomplished and CIM was avoided much to her pleasure. The uncovered oral was absolutely top notch and with the hot water add-on (my first such experience) I highly recommend Cookie. More than satisfactory missionary was partaken prior to the oral climax. On both oral and FS I highly recommend Cookie. The only negatives were that kissing was politely declined as was DATY. Both of these session elements are mandatory for me. Had even one of these additional elements been on the menu I would repeat with Cookie.
In summary, I definitely recommend Cookie as long as kissing and DATY are not a deal breaker for you.
bigguy
Saturday, August 13. 2011
Oct 4th Cruise - Galveston Escorts
Well, it's been a good month since I decided to pull a cruise of the tracks....have read that its still pretty hit & miss. Well here goes....finshed a day of work at about 6pm, decided that it would be good to head DT and check out whats happening...the amount of building giong up right in the core is crazy, anyways, stopped at Fresco Inn for some dinner, they had a special burger & beer for $8.99 or soemthing really cheap, so I had a bottle of Kokanaee and upped to a double mushroom burger....mmmm, very yummy, and I was extremely full, I needed a good release for later in the evening. On a side note, I recommend a Super Sub....very good and filling as well.
After some milling about, its now about 10 - 10:30pm...OK time to cruise, head to Hasting, cruise to the Patricia and hang a left, a couple of girls were out, one looked pretty decent, had some funky glasses, black clothing and looked alright, the other was real skinny and just not with it at that time....I wasnt stopping yet, just started, always something better right??? I dont know how often I have been burned with this way of thinking, always wishing I picked up the first girl...oh well...turn right on Powell, something was happening at the park, police cruisers everywhere...too much action, so stayed away from the area...continuing, there was plenty of girls on Powell, all the way down it seemed, one girl in white with nice fuck me boots, small tits and tiny skirt, pulled over, talked to her, she wanted $30 but had no condoms, sorry darling, I may come back.....warning signs go up at the no condom part....continue down to the tranny area just to look ( I do not partake lol)...I havent seen that many trannies EVER....christ they were everywhere, down by the tracks, about 8 at least....sometimes an actual female can be found, not today....so I looped up to Clark and not much in that area, I have always found this to be hit & miss, so not surprised!! Head back to Galveston, and see a SW that I have seen before many times...her name is Tracy and shes wearing a tight black skirt, red heeled boots and make-up done real good....she sees my car and knows who it is and she always comes over and starts chatting...comes over and starts licking my arm and shit....suggests that we go to her room in the Astoria, what a dump this place is....I have been in there before with the GTH....not even worth the $10 room fee that they charge...I say naw, how about just a quick ride in the car and go...she gets in and immediately starts grabbing the cock....she moves my hand to her tits and as well to her pussy....she has been around for a while, and I do have her #, but its never on...anyways, we drive and she's flashing her titties at passing cars etc...Im like wtf you doing...having fun, as she's continually feeling my balls etc....I finally pull over on some side street way down Galveston, by the PNE, and we get to business....1 green & a blue today, usually I give her 1 green and a lot of the time she doeesnt even ask for that...well usually I just get a good BJ from her, very good technique, well 10-15 minutes into this, she says we havent fucked in a while, lets do it....seats are already reclined, well my car is small at best, so this makes it difficult...window is open, shes got her legs on my dash and out the window....Im like hell yeah, I climb on top and start fucking her....the car is fogging up, shes clenching her pussy at every thrust...I finally relieve myself, a good 60 minutes now after picking her up....head on back, shes now hungry :D so go through the Burger King drive thru, and shes ready again it seems, tits hanging out and moviny my hane to her wet pussy again....I couldnt go again, I was now sore due to the cramped conditions, and had a long drive home....anyways, I will see her again, always good to go especially if you have seen her before I imagine.
The tracks overall werent terrible last night....have been a lot worse, and its always good to have those couple regulars that seem to come out....just hope you find them or have a # they answer regularly when the cruising isnt fun....I did think about cruising the block again after dropping her off at the Astoria, but thought didnt. After a short cruising hiatus, I might just have to start doing it regularly again.
Cheers
After some milling about, its now about 10 - 10:30pm...OK time to cruise, head to Hasting, cruise to the Patricia and hang a left, a couple of girls were out, one looked pretty decent, had some funky glasses, black clothing and looked alright, the other was real skinny and just not with it at that time....I wasnt stopping yet, just started, always something better right??? I dont know how often I have been burned with this way of thinking, always wishing I picked up the first girl...oh well...turn right on Powell, something was happening at the park, police cruisers everywhere...too much action, so stayed away from the area...continuing, there was plenty of girls on Powell, all the way down it seemed, one girl in white with nice fuck me boots, small tits and tiny skirt, pulled over, talked to her, she wanted $30 but had no condoms, sorry darling, I may come back.....warning signs go up at the no condom part....continue down to the tranny area just to look ( I do not partake lol)...I havent seen that many trannies EVER....christ they were everywhere, down by the tracks, about 8 at least....sometimes an actual female can be found, not today....so I looped up to Clark and not much in that area, I have always found this to be hit & miss, so not surprised!! Head back to Galveston, and see a SW that I have seen before many times...her name is Tracy and shes wearing a tight black skirt, red heeled boots and make-up done real good....she sees my car and knows who it is and she always comes over and starts chatting...comes over and starts licking my arm and shit....suggests that we go to her room in the Astoria, what a dump this place is....I have been in there before with the GTH....not even worth the $10 room fee that they charge...I say naw, how about just a quick ride in the car and go...she gets in and immediately starts grabbing the cock....she moves my hand to her tits and as well to her pussy....she has been around for a while, and I do have her #, but its never on...anyways, we drive and she's flashing her titties at passing cars etc...Im like wtf you doing...having fun, as she's continually feeling my balls etc....I finally pull over on some side street way down Galveston, by the PNE, and we get to business....1 green & a blue today, usually I give her 1 green and a lot of the time she doeesnt even ask for that...well usually I just get a good BJ from her, very good technique, well 10-15 minutes into this, she says we havent fucked in a while, lets do it....seats are already reclined, well my car is small at best, so this makes it difficult...window is open, shes got her legs on my dash and out the window....Im like hell yeah, I climb on top and start fucking her....the car is fogging up, shes clenching her pussy at every thrust...I finally relieve myself, a good 60 minutes now after picking her up....head on back, shes now hungry :D so go through the Burger King drive thru, and shes ready again it seems, tits hanging out and moviny my hane to her wet pussy again....I couldnt go again, I was now sore due to the cramped conditions, and had a long drive home....anyways, I will see her again, always good to go especially if you have seen her before I imagine.
The tracks overall werent terrible last night....have been a lot worse, and its always good to have those couple regulars that seem to come out....just hope you find them or have a # they answer regularly when the cruising isnt fun....I did think about cruising the block again after dropping her off at the Astoria, but thought didnt. After a short cruising hiatus, I might just have to start doing it regularly again.
Cheers
Saturday, August 6. 2011
7 shots on goal - Corpus Christi Escorts
That got you attention:
Sunday:
my wife:)
Monday;
Sexy Vivienne. $$.2
Wow what can be said that already has not been said.
What a body and milage that went on forever.
Tuesday;
Joey at MM. This is the tinyest spinner I have ever been with. Great little body, I say she has got to be late twenties early thirties.Tight aand playful total rim job and fantastic bbbj. My wife called while Iwas doin her so I took the call which she thought was rather hilarious.
"Hi honey where are you"
"um the Dump, I'm just getting ready to unload"
"ok could you pick up some noodles for me on your way home"
I look down at my dick in Joey and say "noodles, yeah I can do that"
Joey laughs and pounds harder
Wednesday:
JOJO at MM $.2
Tall looks like Sandra Oh, Nice tatas but a little bit of stretch marks.
Very good massage both hard and sensual.
Main event incliuded standard munmun fare, but she gots a nice tight toe.
Thursday:
Wife in daytime and no she aint on the menu.
Night time on the way home cruised Corpus Christi and spotted a really hot blond at Dutchess. Pulled around and picked her up. She was expensive at $ for a cbj but once she was in the car man what a looker. Turns out she was a the Touch a while back, did'nt get the inside name but on the street it's Tanya. Big set of 38 DD to play with so I went for it. Very pleasent experience. Serious BJ skills, lots of dirty talk finished with her gobbling and titties bouncing what a site. I got her # but she's looking for $$$ for FS. I'd say worth it in visual but who knows.
Friday:
Ivy at Jenny micro
Holy crap what body!! I was in heaven and if those are not natural tits then the surgeon is a master of his trade. I could find no scars, they hung perfect, they go flatter on her back.
Great solid massage, tons of tease. BL a BS before CBJ then I worked her with digits for her first O. She came with shudders, so I went for some Daty right after and that there is the best SP pussy I have ever tasted, no exceptions. Chowed for 15 more mins before the main event of every position I know along with some doggie daty and a CG climax where she went of at the same time. Serious good time. Can't wait to go back. $.4
As hard as I may try I can't even fathom a day in Hatricks life, but hey I was trying for a perfect seven day stint but wifey got the tide last night and that blew my chance. Oh well theres always next week.
Happy pooning
Sunday:
my wife:)
Monday;
Sexy Vivienne. $$.2
Wow what can be said that already has not been said.
What a body and milage that went on forever.
Tuesday;
Joey at MM. This is the tinyest spinner I have ever been with. Great little body, I say she has got to be late twenties early thirties.Tight aand playful total rim job and fantastic bbbj. My wife called while Iwas doin her so I took the call which she thought was rather hilarious.
"Hi honey where are you"
"um the Dump, I'm just getting ready to unload"
"ok could you pick up some noodles for me on your way home"
I look down at my dick in Joey and say "noodles, yeah I can do that"
Joey laughs and pounds harder
Wednesday:
JOJO at MM $.2
Tall looks like Sandra Oh, Nice tatas but a little bit of stretch marks.
Very good massage both hard and sensual.
Main event incliuded standard munmun fare, but she gots a nice tight toe.
Thursday:
Wife in daytime and no she aint on the menu.
Night time on the way home cruised Corpus Christi and spotted a really hot blond at Dutchess. Pulled around and picked her up. She was expensive at $ for a cbj but once she was in the car man what a looker. Turns out she was a the Touch a while back, did'nt get the inside name but on the street it's Tanya. Big set of 38 DD to play with so I went for it. Very pleasent experience. Serious BJ skills, lots of dirty talk finished with her gobbling and titties bouncing what a site. I got her # but she's looking for $$$ for FS. I'd say worth it in visual but who knows.
Friday:
Ivy at Jenny micro
Holy crap what body!! I was in heaven and if those are not natural tits then the surgeon is a master of his trade. I could find no scars, they hung perfect, they go flatter on her back.
Great solid massage, tons of tease. BL a BS before CBJ then I worked her with digits for her first O. She came with shudders, so I went for some Daty right after and that there is the best SP pussy I have ever tasted, no exceptions. Chowed for 15 more mins before the main event of every position I know along with some doggie daty and a CG climax where she went of at the same time. Serious good time. Can't wait to go back. $.4
As hard as I may try I can't even fathom a day in Hatricks life, but hey I was trying for a perfect seven day stint but wifey got the tide last night and that blew my chance. Oh well theres always next week.
Happy pooning
Sunday, July 31. 2011
Down Town Streets - Brownsville Escorts
Not really in the mood to write a big long spiel on DT so very short and swwet, here we go.
7-11 coffee was some of the best I've had in a long time. Mid was dead couple hotties with no chance that I could see that one green would get me any play time.
Cruised the Hi-track to break up the monotony, sure there hot but also WOT's
Lo was where I conduct business. Round and around I go, seeing just enough to keep me semi occupied. Most of the action seems to be at the opposite end than usual, usually it's all up by the Patricia, but this night more chicks down by hawks. Well I gotta make up my mind or split, soz I did see one and decide that next time around I'll swing into the Astoria parking lot and move in. Only thing is I never made it around again.
Back up by the Patricial on Dunlevy was this ubber blonde hottie. Long rain coat, short skirt. I'm thinking she must be lost since this aint the Hi-Track, one look left and right at the crack heads re-assures me I've got my bearing straight and I am indeed on the Low.
O.K soz I make and executive decesion and fly into the Patricia parking lot, re-adjust my green and can't help but think this is a long shot.
Get closer and she is looking better with every step. We are now face to face, her parfume envelopes me and she is hot.
I deliver my needs and she complies. Off we go. She's a little short on attitude, bu her skirt is even shorter :p
I figger WTF one green first date, not expecting she's gonna fall all over me. She's easy going and keeps to the job at hand.
No fukk though this is the hottest chick I have EVaR scored a 20 buk BJ from. Never seen here before tonight, or else she knows how to jam my spidey sense radar, but I believe it's the earlier.
Don't know her name, don't care. I may also add the Long John I bought on the way home was as soft and fresh as a fat chicks ass, also 75¢/L for gas was to sweet.
All in all a not to shabby night.
7-11 coffee was some of the best I've had in a long time. Mid was dead couple hotties with no chance that I could see that one green would get me any play time.
Cruised the Hi-track to break up the monotony, sure there hot but also WOT's
Lo was where I conduct business. Round and around I go, seeing just enough to keep me semi occupied. Most of the action seems to be at the opposite end than usual, usually it's all up by the Patricia, but this night more chicks down by hawks. Well I gotta make up my mind or split, soz I did see one and decide that next time around I'll swing into the Astoria parking lot and move in. Only thing is I never made it around again.
Back up by the Patricial on Dunlevy was this ubber blonde hottie. Long rain coat, short skirt. I'm thinking she must be lost since this aint the Hi-Track, one look left and right at the crack heads re-assures me I've got my bearing straight and I am indeed on the Low.
O.K soz I make and executive decesion and fly into the Patricia parking lot, re-adjust my green and can't help but think this is a long shot.
Get closer and she is looking better with every step. We are now face to face, her parfume envelopes me and she is hot.
I deliver my needs and she complies. Off we go. She's a little short on attitude, bu her skirt is even shorter :p
I figger WTF one green first date, not expecting she's gonna fall all over me. She's easy going and keeps to the job at hand.
No fukk though this is the hottest chick I have EVaR scored a 20 buk BJ from. Never seen here before tonight, or else she knows how to jam my spidey sense radar, but I believe it's the earlier.
Don't know her name, don't care. I may also add the Long John I bought on the way home was as soft and fresh as a fat chicks ass, also 75¢/L for gas was to sweet.
All in all a not to shabby night.
Friday, July 1. 2011
Jakobee - El Paso Escorts
Although I dont normally review, here goes. I contacted Jakobee through PM,s and the phone. We fnally agreed to a time yesterday prior to Luongo and Kessler kicking some duck ass.......found a spot about a block away to park. Great security, finally found my way in.....she answered the door in a blue housecoat with wet hair, looks like she just got out of the shower. I like that so all was well. She is average looking with a nice body, again right down my alley. Chatted about her going to the hockey game and then off to the bedroom and got down to business. We began with some serious DFK which got me going. I began playng with her medium sized breasts and then moved down to suck on them. I was having a great time......moved onto some DATY with digits......she seemed to be enjoying herself. After a little while I moved up to see if she needed something to do with her wonerderful lips.........WOW........she got a hold of IT with her mouth, while I continued with massaging her shaven kitty, she preceeded to blow my mind, amongst other things. There she was still lying on her back with her head turned sideways and me kneeling up beside her, looking at her doing what she LOVES to do. It was very obvious she has done this type of thing before. After a little while, I laid down on my back and had her kneel in front of me between my legs and let her really get to work.........HOLY SHIT........this women really does a good job......did I mention that I thought she had done this before...once chubby was good and hard, I suggested we we move on to the main event.........she grabs a cover and then slowly places it on ...........after everything looks good, Jakobee sets herself on top with one fell swoop.......FUCK.....I nearly lost it. Well things started off slow with her grinding and moving back and forth......I thought I bet getter my share of those titties so i grabbed one with my lips and held on. Things started to get a little more active, SHE was really screwing the shit out of me by now....the bed was hitting the wall and the noise was getting pogressively louder.......I grabbed on to her fine ass and got things going real good....then chubby exploded and she sqeezed real hard with her legs and made things feel wonderful......YES.....this was good. She cleaned everything up and laid beside me for a few minutes while we chatted about........WHO FUCKIN CARES....I was in erotica heaven. She asked if i had recovered yet....I said yes and on to round two.....there I was again, lying on my back with her kneeling in between my legs......was this really happening?.....OH YEAH....(sure beats the hell outta watching the Giants get shitkicked by MooseJaw).........she got chubby going again with one of the best I have ever had......up down all around, she sucked, licked, nuzzled every part of my lower anatomy.......and never gives up.....and really seems to enjoy it. Things were getting all wet and slopy and just as I thought we were CIMing she finishes me off with her hand........UN-FUCKIN-REAL......left her 2.5 for the hour. Now that I have found my happy place all I need are the funds to get me there...........more often.
Tuesday, May 17. 2011
Jade Exotic Oriential 604-836-7338 TOFTT - Lubbock Escorts
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I hadn’t seen any reviews of her so I decided to TOFTT. Seemed pleasant enough on the phone so booked her for an hour $200. Place is on Beach Ave in an older apartment building, which explains the apartment! It wasn’t very tidy – in fact, most things seemed out of place and scattered. Jade? Well, she actually looked more Aboriginal than oriental. I didn’t confirm this with her, but I can usually tell. Anyways, looks? Not ugly but she’s not a spinner and not what appears in the picture. Bottom line: I should’ve left but the little guy suggested I “stick” it out. I asked to shower up first, and she explained they didn’t have any towels! No towels? I had to use a face towel to dry myself off. I should’ve left but… Afterwards, she tried to give me a massage to break the tension, but again, what did I expect? Lousy massage so I decided let’s just move on. Her CBJ wasn’t bad, in fact I complimented her on her technique. Moved into a few positions and got my load off, and hightailed out of there. Would I repeat? Hell no.
L = 6 (not ugly, but failed my criteria: spinner with a bod. She has a spare tire around the mid section which was quite noticeably flabbery.)
A & P = 6 (again, good CBJ but the dishevel look of the apartment, no towels, and my feeling of being bait-and-switched didn’t help. So I’m a little bias).
I hadn’t seen any reviews of her so I decided to TOFTT. Seemed pleasant enough on the phone so booked her for an hour $200. Place is on Beach Ave in an older apartment building, which explains the apartment! It wasn’t very tidy – in fact, most things seemed out of place and scattered. Jade? Well, she actually looked more Aboriginal than oriental. I didn’t confirm this with her, but I can usually tell. Anyways, looks? Not ugly but she’s not a spinner and not what appears in the picture. Bottom line: I should’ve left but the little guy suggested I “stick” it out. I asked to shower up first, and she explained they didn’t have any towels! No towels? I had to use a face towel to dry myself off. I should’ve left but… Afterwards, she tried to give me a massage to break the tension, but again, what did I expect? Lousy massage so I decided let’s just move on. Her CBJ wasn’t bad, in fact I complimented her on her technique. Moved into a few positions and got my load off, and hightailed out of there. Would I repeat? Hell no.
L = 6 (not ugly, but failed my criteria: spinner with a bod. She has a spare tire around the mid section which was quite noticeably flabbery.)
A & P = 6 (again, good CBJ but the dishevel look of the apartment, no towels, and my feeling of being bait-and-switched didn’t help. So I’m a little bias).
Monday, September 27. 2010
Amazing Kiana Fox!! - McAllen Escorts
Hello Fellow Perbers!
I know I haven’t written a review in a long time…despite throwing my 2 cents every so often; essentially becoming more of a lurker than a contributor. BUT now I am going to give you all a heads up on what I think is a REAL & RARE GEM! I have actually been sort of odds with myself about writing this review, mostly for selfish reasons lol! Despite of having hardly written anything about her, this girl seems to be very popular with the gents…on several occasions I have had difficulty booking her because her time slots fill up so fast.
The SP in question is of course KIANA FOX of Carman Fox & Friends. It all started when the “LF Vietnamese provider” thread came up on this board this past summer. Without having ever met her, I suggested KIANA to the guy; seeing how she is part Vietnamese & Korean. Then taking a longer look at her incredible pictures on the CF site, my curiosity got to me…so I took my own advice and went to check her out myself lol!
The initial encounter with KIANA FOX was amazing & mind-blowing! I have been back 5 times more since! If you are looking for a girl who is exotic, simply stunning, passionate, smart, classy & has a crazy sense of humor; KIANA FOX is for you. Make no mistake, KIANA FOX is a woman; not some innocent or slutty sex-fiend. CF’s site states that she is 26 & I would say this is very accurate. She is between 5’2 – 5’3 & 98lbs; definitely 34DD with a perfect 23 inch waist & 34 hips. She tells me she enjoys hot yoga & aerobics and it shows... she has a frickkin hot tanned body & fairly toned stomach with a grrreat ass! If you’re a fan of bolt-ons, she has the best pair of Double Ds I have ever laid my hands on; squeezable & very responsive! The kitty is equally yummy…completely shaven, beautiful to stare at & sweet tasting! DFK, DATY/69, MSOG & BBBJ (yes my boys, it’s available!!... but only if you’re clean & trimmed) are available on the menu; also the BEST accompanied shower (must insist)! She seems to thoroughly enjoy grinding CG & pounding doggy. But as in every case YMMV. As I said, I have enjoyed my many encounters with KIANA FOX …so if you’re truly interested in an unforgettable –mind blowing GFE experience with her then I suggest: Be very physically clean lol!!! Its’a turn on for her!
She’s sophisticated so be a gentleman & treat her well. She loves to laugh & enjoys her job a lot (she calls it as her “play time”)… so if you’ve got game, you should bring it!
L-9
A-10
S-9.5
$$$.2 for an hour
Repeat- Of course…going soon on my 6 visit! :D
Recommend- Hell Yeah! You can thank me later!
Good luck Gentlemen!
I know I haven’t written a review in a long time…despite throwing my 2 cents every so often; essentially becoming more of a lurker than a contributor. BUT now I am going to give you all a heads up on what I think is a REAL & RARE GEM! I have actually been sort of odds with myself about writing this review, mostly for selfish reasons lol! Despite of having hardly written anything about her, this girl seems to be very popular with the gents…on several occasions I have had difficulty booking her because her time slots fill up so fast.
The SP in question is of course KIANA FOX of Carman Fox & Friends. It all started when the “LF Vietnamese provider” thread came up on this board this past summer. Without having ever met her, I suggested KIANA to the guy; seeing how she is part Vietnamese & Korean. Then taking a longer look at her incredible pictures on the CF site, my curiosity got to me…so I took my own advice and went to check her out myself lol!
The initial encounter with KIANA FOX was amazing & mind-blowing! I have been back 5 times more since! If you are looking for a girl who is exotic, simply stunning, passionate, smart, classy & has a crazy sense of humor; KIANA FOX is for you. Make no mistake, KIANA FOX is a woman; not some innocent or slutty sex-fiend. CF’s site states that she is 26 & I would say this is very accurate. She is between 5’2 – 5’3 & 98lbs; definitely 34DD with a perfect 23 inch waist & 34 hips. She tells me she enjoys hot yoga & aerobics and it shows... she has a frickkin hot tanned body & fairly toned stomach with a grrreat ass! If you’re a fan of bolt-ons, she has the best pair of Double Ds I have ever laid my hands on; squeezable & very responsive! The kitty is equally yummy…completely shaven, beautiful to stare at & sweet tasting! DFK, DATY/69, MSOG & BBBJ (yes my boys, it’s available!!... but only if you’re clean & trimmed) are available on the menu; also the BEST accompanied shower (must insist)! She seems to thoroughly enjoy grinding CG & pounding doggy. But as in every case YMMV. As I said, I have enjoyed my many encounters with KIANA FOX …so if you’re truly interested in an unforgettable –mind blowing GFE experience with her then I suggest: Be very physically clean lol!!! Its’a turn on for her!
She’s sophisticated so be a gentleman & treat her well. She loves to laugh & enjoys her job a lot (she calls it as her “play time”)… so if you’ve got game, you should bring it!
L-9
A-10
S-9.5
$$$.2 for an hour
Repeat- Of course…going soon on my 6 visit! :D
Recommend- Hell Yeah! You can thank me later!
Good luck Gentlemen!
Monday, September 13. 2010
KOREAN "bootilicious" CHANEL - 3826 - OUTCALL - Austin Escorts
Crusing on CL at 1am in the morning I came across an ad for Chanel. The ad appealed for me but it was outcall only so i was skeptical about it hearing all horror stories about outcalls. I figured its 1am I dont want to travel so what the hell. I made the call and to my surprised reached a young sounding fluent in english girl. Set up an appointment and waited with excitment and worry.
Chanel arrived and when I opened the door I was surprised to see a young cute korean standing at my door. We greeted each other and I took care of the donation with was $$.2. We reached the bedroom and got straight to business a lil LFK and undressed each other. She started with a very smooth BBBJ and when I say smooth i mean NO TEETH to my surprise...always get a lil teeth when I see an sp its quite annoying. This went on for at least 10-15 mintues and I had to stop since I would of popped and had to try out that nice semi shaved kitty. We started with cowgirl and oh my god was an ass! for a smaller asian girl she had a very nice booty. I am black so I love a girl with some ass!! We rode me and then we went to doggy I had to get a visual on that perfect petite booty. After that some missionary and finished with cowgirl.
The finish was amazing it was total GFE in my opinion she rode me hard and then me giving it to her fast and hard she held me close like your girl would moaning like she was really enjoying it. If she was faking she was a good actor! This lasted for around 15-20 mintues and was surprised she didn't ask to finish me off with a HJ which I am used to. Afterwards there was still some time left and we chatted and had a smoke. She is a very interesting gal and her speaking english was definetly a bonus. After some good conversation her driver called and time was up. I will definetly repeat as this was one of my best experiences with a SP!
L - 8.5 - She is cute not your super hot model but very cute. You will give her a second look on the street and her body was to die for especially if you like petie asian girls with a booty. She is around 110 lbs in my opinion with some B's and again im going to stress killer bootaaay!
S- 10 - No doubt she aims to please but in all cases I believe YMMV.
A - Very good attitude one of the best from an SP I seen so far but I was also respectable so it could vary on how much of a gentleman you are.
wasn't going to write a review but how can I be greedy if you decide to see her please treat her well she deserves it.
happy pooning! :cool:
Chanel arrived and when I opened the door I was surprised to see a young cute korean standing at my door. We greeted each other and I took care of the donation with was $$.2. We reached the bedroom and got straight to business a lil LFK and undressed each other. She started with a very smooth BBBJ and when I say smooth i mean NO TEETH to my surprise...always get a lil teeth when I see an sp its quite annoying. This went on for at least 10-15 mintues and I had to stop since I would of popped and had to try out that nice semi shaved kitty. We started with cowgirl and oh my god was an ass! for a smaller asian girl she had a very nice booty. I am black so I love a girl with some ass!! We rode me and then we went to doggy I had to get a visual on that perfect petite booty. After that some missionary and finished with cowgirl.
The finish was amazing it was total GFE in my opinion she rode me hard and then me giving it to her fast and hard she held me close like your girl would moaning like she was really enjoying it. If she was faking she was a good actor! This lasted for around 15-20 mintues and was surprised she didn't ask to finish me off with a HJ which I am used to. Afterwards there was still some time left and we chatted and had a smoke. She is a very interesting gal and her speaking english was definetly a bonus. After some good conversation her driver called and time was up. I will definetly repeat as this was one of my best experiences with a SP!
L - 8.5 - She is cute not your super hot model but very cute. You will give her a second look on the street and her body was to die for especially if you like petie asian girls with a booty. She is around 110 lbs in my opinion with some B's and again im going to stress killer bootaaay!
S- 10 - No doubt she aims to please but in all cases I believe YMMV.
A - Very good attitude one of the best from an SP I seen so far but I was also respectable so it could vary on how much of a gentleman you are.
wasn't going to write a review but how can I be greedy if you decide to see her please treat her well she deserves it.
happy pooning! :cool:
Monday, August 9. 2010
Joelle Fox - Wow. - Nacogdoches Escorts
I had decided not to go with an agency during my overnight stay in Nacogdoches, but couldn't find a suitable Indy, so ended up calling Carman Fox to see who was available - Joelle was the only young, petite girl available, so I booked her for an outcall. The phone girl was pleasant and very helpful, and Joelle arrived on time. I wasn't disappointed. The photos are accurate. She has sweet girl-next-door looks with short blonde hair that looked good on her, soft smooth skin, and luscious B/C breasts. Her bio describes kissable lips, and no kidding! I had a wonderful time, we had a nice connection, and she offered a safe GFE (my preference) menu. Definitely into providing an A-1 experience, not a clock watcher, and I ended up shooing her out of my room because otherwise I might have kept her all night. Good thing that I don't live here, because she could become addictive.
Here's her link: http://www.carmanfox.com/Nacogdoches-escorts-joelle.htm
Highly recommended. Usual price of $$$. I'd also use Carman Fox again, next time I'm in town (although I can't figure out why there are so few reliable agencies in a city the size of Nacogdoches, when there are so many in Toronto and Montreal, even Calgary).
R.
Here's her link: http://www.carmanfox.com/Nacogdoches-escorts-joelle.htm
Highly recommended. Usual price of $$$. I'd also use Carman Fox again, next time I'm in town (although I can't figure out why there are so few reliable agencies in a city the size of Nacogdoches, when there are so many in Toronto and Montreal, even Calgary).
R.
Wednesday, August 4. 2010
Sara DT @ CL 6632 - Beaumont Escorts
Thanks to LAG for the heads up.
Sara is definitely below 25, very cute and bubbly. Was greeted by a slim girl wearing the same outfit. Since the photo does not show the face, don't know who you are really getting.
Again, her look is more wholesome, like the girls you see smoking outside the language schools, although she did not smell/taste like smoke. Also, minimal makeup, but did have a sexy silvery eye shadow.
This might sound weird, but I'll give her face a 6.5 when you are viewing it from below (where your face is below her, for example, when you are eating her out.) But a 7.5 when your face is above hers. Again, must be the eye shadow that helps her image for me.
Looks face: combine score of 7.
Body 8. Lazy skinny, due more to genetics, if she hit the gym, easily 10
Service 8. Shower together with LFK. Short massage, licks your whole body (but no rimming, gawd I miss Bobby), than short bbbj and 69. 25 mins of pounding her tight pussy in all positions. Once you get her pussy going, she gets nice and horny and will finally initiate DFK. That's all I need to blow a nice big load. Clean up, shower and off I go.
Attitude 8. She's all smiles and cheerful. Does the whole subservient role (undressing you, dressing you, etc). Must be a cultural thing, not my cup of tea, I just like my whores super slutty and freaky. Sara is more sensual with lots of kissing and soft moaning.
Repeat: Maybe, just because it was a tight snatch. But she's just not slutty enough looking for me.
Recommend: If you like the wholesome young schoolgirl look and mellow fucking.
Cost 150 + 10 tip for 45 min.
Sara is definitely below 25, very cute and bubbly. Was greeted by a slim girl wearing the same outfit. Since the photo does not show the face, don't know who you are really getting.
Again, her look is more wholesome, like the girls you see smoking outside the language schools, although she did not smell/taste like smoke. Also, minimal makeup, but did have a sexy silvery eye shadow.
This might sound weird, but I'll give her face a 6.5 when you are viewing it from below (where your face is below her, for example, when you are eating her out.) But a 7.5 when your face is above hers. Again, must be the eye shadow that helps her image for me.
Looks face: combine score of 7.
Body 8. Lazy skinny, due more to genetics, if she hit the gym, easily 10
Service 8. Shower together with LFK. Short massage, licks your whole body (but no rimming, gawd I miss Bobby), than short bbbj and 69. 25 mins of pounding her tight pussy in all positions. Once you get her pussy going, she gets nice and horny and will finally initiate DFK. That's all I need to blow a nice big load. Clean up, shower and off I go.
Attitude 8. She's all smiles and cheerful. Does the whole subservient role (undressing you, dressing you, etc). Must be a cultural thing, not my cup of tea, I just like my whores super slutty and freaky. Sara is more sensual with lots of kissing and soft moaning.
Repeat: Maybe, just because it was a tight snatch. But she's just not slutty enough looking for me.
Recommend: If you like the wholesome young schoolgirl look and mellow fucking.
Cost 150 + 10 tip for 45 min.
Monday, July 26. 2010
CL Lara Waco (no phone listed)
Saw her today. Pic is her - including the outfit. She'll send you a few more if you email her, they're also real. I don't usually TOFTT but I was horny and her picture was great, so I rolled the dice.
Face - 8.5. Body somewhere between an 8 and a 9.5, depending on how much you like petite young white girls (personally I'd give her a 9.5 but I'm an ass and leg guy - ymmv). Great little ass (squeezably soft), smallish soft C's, flat stomach, nice legs, and a shaved, tight little kitty. Really quite a beautiful young girl. Canadian born, southern European looks.
Attitude - welcoming, not super attentive. Not very experienced, imo. Good overall, say a 7.
Service - unaccompanied shower, some LFK, undressed herself, encouraged and seemed to enjoy both digits and DATY / 69. Did that for quite a while (shaved, clean, seemed to enjoy it, although I didn't get an O out of her - maybe next time). Missionary to completion. Got pretty worked up with the 69 and didn't last very long (not that I ever do). BBBJ was good but not fantastic. Limited BLS. Did not attempt to MSOG or COF or COB, but they're supposedly on the menu. No massage (didn't ask).
Rates - $$/hr. extra .4 for BBBJ. Advertises greek for .8 extra - didn't partake, not my thing.
Location is in Yaletown.
Repeat - definitely. Gotta see how well she spins.
Downsides - place has no A/C but she does have a fan and it wasn't really too warm considering what it was outside. Her shower needs an instruction manual. Bed only had a towel on it. Service is not amazing (will see if it expands with repeats). Not much of a connection, but hey, I'm almost twice her age and not exactly a stud. No real complaints.
Conclusion - she probably won't fill your checklist but she is young, hot, and tries to make it worth your while.
Face - 8.5. Body somewhere between an 8 and a 9.5, depending on how much you like petite young white girls (personally I'd give her a 9.5 but I'm an ass and leg guy - ymmv). Great little ass (squeezably soft), smallish soft C's, flat stomach, nice legs, and a shaved, tight little kitty. Really quite a beautiful young girl. Canadian born, southern European looks.
Attitude - welcoming, not super attentive. Not very experienced, imo. Good overall, say a 7.
Service - unaccompanied shower, some LFK, undressed herself, encouraged and seemed to enjoy both digits and DATY / 69. Did that for quite a while (shaved, clean, seemed to enjoy it, although I didn't get an O out of her - maybe next time). Missionary to completion. Got pretty worked up with the 69 and didn't last very long (not that I ever do). BBBJ was good but not fantastic. Limited BLS. Did not attempt to MSOG or COF or COB, but they're supposedly on the menu. No massage (didn't ask).
Rates - $$/hr. extra .4 for BBBJ. Advertises greek for .8 extra - didn't partake, not my thing.
Location is in Yaletown.
Repeat - definitely. Gotta see how well she spins.
Downsides - place has no A/C but she does have a fan and it wasn't really too warm considering what it was outside. Her shower needs an instruction manual. Bed only had a towel on it. Service is not amazing (will see if it expands with repeats). Not much of a connection, but hey, I'm almost twice her age and not exactly a stud. No real complaints.
Conclusion - she probably won't fill your checklist but she is young, hot, and tries to make it worth your while.
Thursday, July 22. 2010
Toftt: Gorgeous japanese midori cl 3851 - Lubbock Escorts
Long time lurker, first time poster...
Went to new girl Midori's DT apt at broughton/pender yesterday. Ample parking, new building. Greeted by a pretty young girl that indeed looks like 22 and 5'-3". Definitely a spinner; in fact, a bit underweight IMO. Smooth, white skin (and thus the CL photo which shows tanned skin may not be hers). Boobs are C-cup but felt a bit hard so could be bolted-on. Anyways, there's accompanied shower with some teasing before and after the deed. Onto bed, there's some teasing massage which includes grinding my feet against her boobs. This is followed by a short BLS/BBBJ, and then several positions to finish.
Overall, girl aims to please & carries a smile throughout, which makes up for her slight lack of skills (ya that includes BJ skills). There's another girl working at same unit, but Midori doesn't know her name. Perhaps some of you would know. Oh, Midori is likely NOT japanese.
$.6
L: 7
A: 8
S: 6
Repeat: Worth a try, but won't repeat :)
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Ad:
Hello my name is Midori 22 years old 5'3" 109 lbs 34C-24-35 and I am looking for a gentlemen to have a good time with.
I am very pretty and beautiful smooth silky skin very erotic sexy classy....and most importantly I have a great personality to math It! I enjoy what I do I enjoy pleasing a man and making him feel like a men should feel.
Went to new girl Midori's DT apt at broughton/pender yesterday. Ample parking, new building. Greeted by a pretty young girl that indeed looks like 22 and 5'-3". Definitely a spinner; in fact, a bit underweight IMO. Smooth, white skin (and thus the CL photo which shows tanned skin may not be hers). Boobs are C-cup but felt a bit hard so could be bolted-on. Anyways, there's accompanied shower with some teasing before and after the deed. Onto bed, there's some teasing massage which includes grinding my feet against her boobs. This is followed by a short BLS/BBBJ, and then several positions to finish.
Overall, girl aims to please & carries a smile throughout, which makes up for her slight lack of skills (ya that includes BJ skills). There's another girl working at same unit, but Midori doesn't know her name. Perhaps some of you would know. Oh, Midori is likely NOT japanese.
$.6
L: 7
A: 8
S: 6
Repeat: Worth a try, but won't repeat :)
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Ad:
Hello my name is Midori 22 years old 5'3" 109 lbs 34C-24-35 and I am looking for a gentlemen to have a good time with.
I am very pretty and beautiful smooth silky skin very erotic sexy classy....and most importantly I have a great personality to math It! I enjoy what I do I enjoy pleasing a man and making him feel like a men should feel.
Thursday, July 8. 2010
Some recent reviews - McAllen Escorts
Here are some of my recent reviews:
Bianca Fox. Photographs looked good. Fixed an appointment at Den. Reached in time. She was late. Kept waiting. suddenly saw a hot busty tall woman in bikini. Thought that was Bianca but that was not the case. This hot woman was Calli!! After a while Bianca comes in. Good figure but face is quite ordinary. Just barges in the room wearing panties with come and fuck attitude. That was a bit of turndown. Even though she did things to excite me but I had to keep thinking of Calli to get a turn on. Sex was good, DFK, covered BJ. She has great control over her pubic muscles to squeeze and drain you!! I would rate her 6, 6,6!! I will see Calli next time.
Stephene at BBC. I have already described her as my recent favorite. Tall white girl. Seen her twice already. We have great chemistry going on. I guess it is a case of YMMV. May see her again if do not get other good girls.
Sam " Slurpy BBJ" She advertises in CL some times and also in Province of all the places. Photograph is certainly old. Contact only through SMS. Attitude is business like but friendly. Met me wearing just ordinary jeans and shirt. Some how these girls do not sem to have erotic sense. I would rate her as 6, 6, 7 in service.
Bianca Fox. Photographs looked good. Fixed an appointment at Den. Reached in time. She was late. Kept waiting. suddenly saw a hot busty tall woman in bikini. Thought that was Bianca but that was not the case. This hot woman was Calli!! After a while Bianca comes in. Good figure but face is quite ordinary. Just barges in the room wearing panties with come and fuck attitude. That was a bit of turndown. Even though she did things to excite me but I had to keep thinking of Calli to get a turn on. Sex was good, DFK, covered BJ. She has great control over her pubic muscles to squeeze and drain you!! I would rate her 6, 6,6!! I will see Calli next time.
Stephene at BBC. I have already described her as my recent favorite. Tall white girl. Seen her twice already. We have great chemistry going on. I guess it is a case of YMMV. May see her again if do not get other good girls.
Sam " Slurpy BBJ" She advertises in CL some times and also in Province of all the places. Photograph is certainly old. Contact only through SMS. Attitude is business like but friendly. Met me wearing just ordinary jeans and shirt. Some how these girls do not sem to have erotic sense. I would rate her as 6, 6, 7 in service.
Sunday, July 4. 2010
Mya @ Roger's - Fort Worth Escorts
Had a good session with Nevaeh at Roger's last time so wanted a repeat. When arrived, she's not available till later and one of the girl I got a glimpse of before I left last time Candy was busy and the only girl available was this Afro American girl Mya. Papa told me she was good and tight, dont always come by a young Afro American girl so decided to give it a go for some brown sugar since she got this young school girl face look and a nice petite body.
Hopped in the shower, washed up and dried myself up. She was stripped down to her little panties and asked me what I am interested in doing? Bangalot ran through my mind maybe? But opted for a little back massage, the massage was pretty weak. So turned around and she dived down for a bbbj on little daddy. Damn this girl can really suck, loved the way she takes all of little daddy and uses her tongue along the shaft and swirl around the tip of little daddy. It's as if it's the greatest lollipop she ever had, almost busted right in her mouth. So stopped her because I dont think I have the energy to go twice.
Over grown little daddy takes on the rubber and she tries to cowgirl me, but takes a little time because this lady got a damn tight kitty. Finally eased little daddy in and she rode me like a champ as I grab onto her boobies. She flipped around and pounded her missionary in various variations. Flipped her around again and went doggy. Okay, maybe it's me or what, but her kitty is damn tight that little daddy was feeling a little bit too much of a squeeze (I am sure most of you guys would like it) so stopped her and do some digits instead to loosen her up. Okay back to doggy... after 10 minutes of that, the tightness was a bit too much for little daddy so proceeded to a hj while she was licking away around my chest area and my fingers digiting away in her kitty. Finally little daddy busted. Asked for a 5 minute break from sweating a bucket before I hopped in the shower to wash myself up.
Mya 19 Afro American, black hair 5'5 105lbs B Cup shaved tight kitty (damn nice looking young shaved kitty)
L 7 (enjoy her young cute schoolgirl looks and a night tight body with an incredibly tight kitty, would probably rate her higher if she's not Afro)
S 8 (although the massage is pretty weak, her wild slurpy bbbj and craving for some heavy pounging gets her a few extra points)
A 7.5 (she aims to please but for a few moments it seems like she's a non pro)
Donation $.6/ 45min
Repeat when I have the urge for some brown sugar because I wanted to give Candy a go or repeat with Nevaeh first. Would recommend for those of you who likes the brown ladies with a schoolgirl look but be fore warn... she's tight lol
Hopped in the shower, washed up and dried myself up. She was stripped down to her little panties and asked me what I am interested in doing? Bangalot ran through my mind maybe? But opted for a little back massage, the massage was pretty weak. So turned around and she dived down for a bbbj on little daddy. Damn this girl can really suck, loved the way she takes all of little daddy and uses her tongue along the shaft and swirl around the tip of little daddy. It's as if it's the greatest lollipop she ever had, almost busted right in her mouth. So stopped her because I dont think I have the energy to go twice.
Over grown little daddy takes on the rubber and she tries to cowgirl me, but takes a little time because this lady got a damn tight kitty. Finally eased little daddy in and she rode me like a champ as I grab onto her boobies. She flipped around and pounded her missionary in various variations. Flipped her around again and went doggy. Okay, maybe it's me or what, but her kitty is damn tight that little daddy was feeling a little bit too much of a squeeze (I am sure most of you guys would like it) so stopped her and do some digits instead to loosen her up. Okay back to doggy... after 10 minutes of that, the tightness was a bit too much for little daddy so proceeded to a hj while she was licking away around my chest area and my fingers digiting away in her kitty. Finally little daddy busted. Asked for a 5 minute break from sweating a bucket before I hopped in the shower to wash myself up.
Mya 19 Afro American, black hair 5'5 105lbs B Cup shaved tight kitty (damn nice looking young shaved kitty)
L 7 (enjoy her young cute schoolgirl looks and a night tight body with an incredibly tight kitty, would probably rate her higher if she's not Afro)
S 8 (although the massage is pretty weak, her wild slurpy bbbj and craving for some heavy pounging gets her a few extra points)
A 7.5 (she aims to please but for a few moments it seems like she's a non pro)
Donation $.6/ 45min
Repeat when I have the urge for some brown sugar because I wanted to give Candy a go or repeat with Nevaeh first. Would recommend for those of you who likes the brown ladies with a schoolgirl look but be fore warn... she's tight lol
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