So a friend of mine calls me up today and asks me If I have ever heard of Sensual Playmates? I said Ya whatever why? So he tells me he called them up this morning and booked a hour with laya. When she showed up she was drunk but he was like whatever its friday night comes with the scene. Anyways they get the money thing out of the way and go to the bedroom where he thinks things will start to get good, and you guessed it WRONG.
He started to realize how drunk she was cause she could hardly speak, and even had a hard time giving head (which sucked cause she kept on using her teeth) ouch! by this time she killed his dick and she was a pusher, ( kept on pushing him out or squeezing him with her thighs so he could only just get the tip of his head in. then on top of that she all of a sudden rolls over goes to her purse, grabs her phone and she makes a call to one of her girlfriends and starts having a conversation with her. like WTF?
So he says forget and gets dressed and she says "are you not happy?" lol what do you think? he then just wants her gone but she is so smashed she cant even get her pants on and he had to do it for her, belt included.
He finally gets her out the door and calls the agency back and their attitude was " oh well we got your money so what?" So needless to say he wasnt happy and he told me about it.
No this was not me cause I learned my lesson and have nothing to do with this kinda stuff anymore, but he didnt want to go threw the whole process of setting up a account to make one post so here I am doing it for him.
Sorry he also said that the pic might be of her but she dont look like that now and she also has a lot of tattoo's which are not in her picture. So end result there you go. I'm out have a nice day
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Sunday, December 20. 2009
Tabitha CL (anal, large dildos, etc) - Saipan Escorts
Similar to the her reviews here:
http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104233
http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104010
I saw her yesterday as well, and I'll agree with basically everything that was said in those reviews. She IS a bit on the heavier side, so don't expect some skinny chic...but she's no BBW either. For comparison, she's probably about the same size as the girl that goes by Veronica Teal on CL. 5'7" and maybe 150-160lbs?
BUT, other than that...she sent me a bunch of nasty pics that really got me going, and it is definitely her in the pics.
And this girl LOVES to fuck, and LOVES anal. Huge toys and all that have already been mentioned...she loves to suk cock too, and does a damn good job. She equaled (if not bettered) the alltime best BJ I ever had. Very sloppy, lots of split, lots of BLS, face fucking, gagging, rimming...and I mean RIMMING! She jammed her tongue so deep in my ass I'm pretty sure I'm not a virgin back there any more. ;) But later on she tried to kiss me in the heat of the moment (ewww...gross).
She fucks like crazy too, in case you missed that. Pussy, ass, double, triple penetration. At one point I had my dick AND a dildo in her ass, plus one in her pussy (and based on her compliments on the size of my cock, you don't need to be a pencil-dick to try the 'TP').
Finished with a huge load all over her face, ricocheting off her eyes and forehead back at me due to the force. :D That's just a compliment to how hard she made me cum.
In the end, I say great job to her...and what a deal. She was worn the hell out, I was covered in sweat, and both were left very satisfied.
As for ratings...
L: 6
A: 10
S: 12 (out of 10...can I do that?)
To find her, search CL for 'large toys' or 'tabitha', phone number ends in 1078. $$ and all that are in her posts.
http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104233
http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104010
I saw her yesterday as well, and I'll agree with basically everything that was said in those reviews. She IS a bit on the heavier side, so don't expect some skinny chic...but she's no BBW either. For comparison, she's probably about the same size as the girl that goes by Veronica Teal on CL. 5'7" and maybe 150-160lbs?
BUT, other than that...she sent me a bunch of nasty pics that really got me going, and it is definitely her in the pics.
And this girl LOVES to fuck, and LOVES anal. Huge toys and all that have already been mentioned...she loves to suk cock too, and does a damn good job. She equaled (if not bettered) the alltime best BJ I ever had. Very sloppy, lots of split, lots of BLS, face fucking, gagging, rimming...and I mean RIMMING! She jammed her tongue so deep in my ass I'm pretty sure I'm not a virgin back there any more. ;) But later on she tried to kiss me in the heat of the moment (ewww...gross).
She fucks like crazy too, in case you missed that. Pussy, ass, double, triple penetration. At one point I had my dick AND a dildo in her ass, plus one in her pussy (and based on her compliments on the size of my cock, you don't need to be a pencil-dick to try the 'TP').
Finished with a huge load all over her face, ricocheting off her eyes and forehead back at me due to the force. :D That's just a compliment to how hard she made me cum.
In the end, I say great job to her...and what a deal. She was worn the hell out, I was covered in sweat, and both were left very satisfied.
As for ratings...
L: 6
A: 10
S: 12 (out of 10...can I do that?)
To find her, search CL for 'large toys' or 'tabitha', phone number ends in 1078. $$ and all that are in her posts.
Thursday, October 26. 2006
Review of Sienna - BBC - Saipan Escorts
i've been busy lately so haven't been pooning for a while
the other day went to see Sienna at BBC. never met her, just looked at the pics online and booked an appointment. i didn't see any reviews on here so decided to TOFTT. walked in, paid the $.6 for the hour and went from there. (the front girl was a cutie...it wasn't krista, and I don't think it was anna)
in walked sienna.
Looks: on initial impression I'd say about a 7.5-8. longish blondish hair with curls just like the pics. nice face, slim, long legs, height and weight are about right on the site. but here boobs are probably a large A, if not a small B, and yes her waist is larger than "4", prob a 24. not a total knockout (sorry babe) but a very attractive girl nonetheless. oh, and the pictures are fairly accurate but she looks younger and prettier than on the site (for once). I don't know if she's really French Canadian though, she didn't mentioned she was from over there when I asked.
Attitude: 8-8.5 Sienna has worked in the industry before although she's fairly new to BBC. from the getgo she had a smile. Not sure if it was a forced or real smile but i'll take it as a real...=), either way, she was very friendly. I thought the conversation went ok, she's talks enough to break the ice, but not incessantly. she was into satisfy my needs. at times I forgot about the business aspect of it and really enjoyed the session. she's a professional and knows what she's doing so i wouldn't be surprised if it was all an act, however, i was taken so i'm happy to believed it ...=)
Service: 8.5 I'm very happy with the service that Sienna provided. massage was ok (i declined oil and lotion), but i'm not there for the massage. Her restrictions were stated right after the flip - no fk/lfk/k, no greek, everything covered. all good with me. started with a CBJ then some mutual play, then another very nice CBJ followed by the usual positions - mish, cg, doggie. she's very responsive and seems to really enjoy sex. i counted 2 O's on her part.
other notes...i loved her perfum...don't know the name of it though...i did smell a hint of weed too =)
she said she's leaving town for November and will be Back in December
I WOULD reccomend sienna. Would I repeat? for sure. all in all, $.6 well spent. =)
the other day went to see Sienna at BBC. never met her, just looked at the pics online and booked an appointment. i didn't see any reviews on here so decided to TOFTT. walked in, paid the $.6 for the hour and went from there. (the front girl was a cutie...it wasn't krista, and I don't think it was anna)
in walked sienna.
Looks: on initial impression I'd say about a 7.5-8. longish blondish hair with curls just like the pics. nice face, slim, long legs, height and weight are about right on the site. but here boobs are probably a large A, if not a small B, and yes her waist is larger than "4", prob a 24. not a total knockout (sorry babe) but a very attractive girl nonetheless. oh, and the pictures are fairly accurate but she looks younger and prettier than on the site (for once). I don't know if she's really French Canadian though, she didn't mentioned she was from over there when I asked.
Attitude: 8-8.5 Sienna has worked in the industry before although she's fairly new to BBC. from the getgo she had a smile. Not sure if it was a forced or real smile but i'll take it as a real...=), either way, she was very friendly. I thought the conversation went ok, she's talks enough to break the ice, but not incessantly. she was into satisfy my needs. at times I forgot about the business aspect of it and really enjoyed the session. she's a professional and knows what she's doing so i wouldn't be surprised if it was all an act, however, i was taken so i'm happy to believed it ...=)
Service: 8.5 I'm very happy with the service that Sienna provided. massage was ok (i declined oil and lotion), but i'm not there for the massage. Her restrictions were stated right after the flip - no fk/lfk/k, no greek, everything covered. all good with me. started with a CBJ then some mutual play, then another very nice CBJ followed by the usual positions - mish, cg, doggie. she's very responsive and seems to really enjoy sex. i counted 2 O's on her part.
other notes...i loved her perfum...don't know the name of it though...i did smell a hint of weed too =)
she said she's leaving town for November and will be Back in December
I WOULD reccomend sienna. Would I repeat? for sure. all in all, $.6 well spent. =)
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