Hey guys - I recently had an experience that reaffirmed why I and the rest of us put up with average providers and disappointments as we continue that ongoing search for the perfect Girlfriend Experience.
I have been pooning fairly extensively over the past 4 years in a number of different cities in Canada (mostly Kennebunk) the US and Europe. I tend to shy away from the cheaper ladies and am happy to spend money on the more VIP type of SPs thinking that I would be receiving better service from more beautiful women. Sometimes that works out to be the case but generally I leave most appointments a little disappointed, perhaps because my expectations are so high. Essentially I want to find SPs as hot as the women I date, without getting ensnared in all the crazy BS that goes along with having a girfriend.
Over the Christmas Holidays I discovered Izzy's new website announcing that she had gone Independent. After perusing her awesome picture's I knew I had to see her. Izzy's great body and face in the pictures were very similar to my last girlfriend, someone whose high level of drama I didnt miss but whose body and sexiness I did miss:rolleyes: She was like the chick in that song "crazy btch" but eventually I got fed up with the craziness. I scheduled an appointment with Izzy and arrived at her sleek and modern incall location hoping that she would meet my high expectations. Izzy has been reviewed a number of times already so I won't go into extensive details but I was not disappointed. She greeted me with a kiss, joined me in the shower where we couldnt keep our hands off of each other, and then spent the next two hours satisfying each other in most every way possible. I still smile when I think about her incredibly talented mouth, and as a long-time breast man I got to say Isabelle's breasts are fantastic. Getting banged by Izzy definitely exorcised some of my "demons" and left me happy and exhausted. Needing a break, we started to chat and our conversation covered a number of topics. At one point Izzy asked if have ever had a duo before. She confessed to being a bisexual and said being with two women who enjoyed each other was something I needed to experience. I naturally was interested and explained to her my interest but also my concerns. I wanted to at times be the focus of both girl's attention, but at other times sit back and watch the two of them get it on in case I needed a break, meaning the girls had to be comfortable with each other. Izzy got a wicked look in her eye and told me I asbolutely HAD to book a session with her and her girlfriend Liv. She described her girlfriend Liv as being a tall brunette, with 36D sized natural breasts and a body that she just couldnt keep her hands and tongue off of. Needless to say I was sold.
Our appointment was scheduled for one of those cold and rainy Sunday afternoons that hit us in February. I arrived with a bottle of wine in hand and was greeted at the door by Izzy, who gave me a kiss and a squeeze and asked If I was nervous, which I admitted to. She said Liv was in the shower and took my hand and let me into her "workplace" where she kissed me while grinding that wicked body of hers into mine. I started to relax a little and eventually got around to opening the wine. I heard the shower stop and looked anxiously towards the bathroom where Liv appeared wearing little more than a towel. Izzy introduced us, told Liv I was nervous, and the two girls started to grind up against me. We all kissed and groped and I must confess, seeing the two of them neck while they slowly undressed me almost resulted in an early explosion (something I definitely wanted to avoid). Fortunately, Liv's towel disappeared and the distraction of that wicked body brought me back from the edge. Issy didnt lie - Liv had perfectly shaped heavy breasts, flat athletic stomach, and long legs that ended at a very nice round ass. For full disclosure she has some ink, tasteful piercings, and a very very wicked looking body. We all collapsed on the bed and started to kiss and fondle each other at which point my memory starts to blur. We focused on Liv to start, laying her down while the two of us sucked on her breasts. One of the girl's hands, not sure which one, was constantly on my dick. Then they turned on me, pushing me onto my back while they took turns sucking me off. If you have never had two women giving you a BJ at the same time I suggest you go do it right F'ing now!!. It was incredible, watching them kiss each other over my dick, then both go down on it, one focusing on BLS while the other worked the shaft. After a five minutes of that I needed to either change positions or blow a load, so I suggested I was Izzy's turn. We laid her on her back and Liv immediatly went down on her while I focused on Izzy's mouth and breasts. The two girls obviously have spent a lot of time together and know how to make each other respond and I beleive Izzy delivered the first orgasm of the day. Seeing Liv on her knees with her face buried between Izzy's thighs was an incredible sight. I couldnt resist that ass and moved behind her and started to explore her bum and pussy with my tongue. Guys, the whole thing was f'ing awesome. Eventually the girls turned their attention back on me and with Liv on my face and Izzy doing her magic on my dick I had my first toe-curling orgasm. I moved away from the bed to replenish with some wine while the girls brought out the toys and started working on each other. It was now Liv's turn and Izzy expertly worked her assortment of vibrators to perfection. I watched with wide eyes like a kid in a candy store and eventually returned to the bed to enjoy Liv's breasts while Izzy got her off. By this time I had recovered from my first orgasm and once again the girls attacked me. I ended up on my back with each of them feeding me one gorgeous breast after another. Eventually their mouths returned to my dick and in no time at all I was hard as a drum. Liv got on top of me for some slow CG while the naughty little Izzy positioned herself at the foot of the bed where she could suck on my balls while Liv slowly fucked me. Guys, I have had lots of crazy sexual experiences in my life, have made tons and tons of money and have spent lots of that money on women, but never ever have I experienced anything like this. It was heaven. Liv's paced quickened, and watching her breasts heave while hearing her moans and Izzy's sucking noises coming from down below eventually proved too much and after a few minutes I blew the absolutely most pleasurable orgasm ever. Incredible. We all giggled and sighed and were amazed to see that two hours had already passed. After a little break my shakey legs took me to the shower where I started to clean up. Izzy asked if I needed company which I declined seeing how spent I felt. While soaping up I heard some moans but thought nothing of it. I finished my shower, opened the curtain, only to see Liv propped up on the sink with Izzy's tongue buried in her pussy. These girls just couldn't get enough of each other and looking at Izzy's ass while she was bent over going down on Liv caused me to weigh the odds of whether I could generate another erection. Despite wanting to hit that ass I just didnt have it in me and will need to wait to next time before taking Isabelle from behind. I will definitely repeat with both, both in more duo situations, but also individually. Each of them really turn my crank and I am looking forward to many more sessions. I tipped the girls heavily and left the building with a stupid smile on my face and my expectations totally exceeded. Izzy and Liv popped my "duo cherry" and I am glad they did!!!.
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Tuesday, November 22. 2011
SZabina - Portland Escorts
Well after a dismal Friday night I worked all day and then headed out to see one of Portland's brightest starlets.........
Looks: She has the long hair as in her pics, the great boobs, the bite able ass, and great eyes and infectious smile. Her pics don't really do her justice.
She wore black stockings and garters, with a black and red bra/panty outfit....
Attitude: SZabina was graciousness personified, ushered me in like a long lost lover and overwhelmed me with passion. I wasn't expecting the passion that she displayed......her......eagerness and attentiveness took me by surprise. She took control of the session and it became clear that I was going to have fun or die trying............ :D
Service: I arrived at her cozy condo incall location and was buzzed up on time. She did the hide and peek routine and we were both pleasantly surprised upon seeing each other for the first time. We embraced and then she swept me into her boudoir and offered me a freshen up shower. As I had just showered and raced over all was good. I gave her a gift, something I really worked at getting her, and donation. She didn't even look at the money and just pushed all aside in favor of giving me kisses like I have seldom received from anyone. Such passion, such energy.........WOW.....little wonder this girl has rave reviews.
We move to the bed and make out like long lost lovers for some time while exploring each others bodies. She then started losing articles of lingerie and I was encouraged to "squeeze my aszz, do it harder" then she allowed me to do what only the lucky among the masses have.......BITE DAT ASZZZZ......... and what an ass it was. I admit I thought it would be bigger, but to my surprise she is not at all. In fact her asz was very hard and bite able........
She turns and finally lets that incredible chest out of its wrapper........amazing is the only word that comes to mind. And her nipples, exqusite.....and sooooo sensitive. Very very cool.....
She then proceeds to play with herself for me....... I get in on the action and DATY/DIDGETS ensue.....she is great with the direction and has an orgasm with me.......she then flips me and BLS are next up on the list of fun stuff. On goes the cover and she asks if I would like her pussy on my face.....hell ya I would........
After 69 she wants on top and jumps on and rides me like a rented pony. CG and reverse CG are great. We switch to DOGGIE and I have a happy ending......but what is this? I am still able to proceed, rarely have I been soooo blessed recently and I continue with gusto for a while until a nasty leg cramp forces me to stop.......boys make sure you drink plenty of water the day of, I understand that it helps with this......
She cleans me up and we cuddle and chat about this and that. She is such and intriguing woman that I could have been in her presence for hours, and if finances would have allowed I would have. As it was she allowed the session to run over just a little.....
She gives me the walk to the door and we start making out again. I had to tear myself away as I could have stayed with very little prompting......
Back to work I go with a feeling of euphoria that lasted for hours.........
Cost: $360/1.5 hrs.......plus tip and gift.
Contact: http://www.euroszabina.com/
Repeat: Without a doubt I would repeat in a heartbeat......
A little late posting this review here, but better late than never. Saw her back end of May beginning of June........
Looks: She has the long hair as in her pics, the great boobs, the bite able ass, and great eyes and infectious smile. Her pics don't really do her justice.
She wore black stockings and garters, with a black and red bra/panty outfit....
Attitude: SZabina was graciousness personified, ushered me in like a long lost lover and overwhelmed me with passion. I wasn't expecting the passion that she displayed......her......eagerness and attentiveness took me by surprise. She took control of the session and it became clear that I was going to have fun or die trying............ :D
Service: I arrived at her cozy condo incall location and was buzzed up on time. She did the hide and peek routine and we were both pleasantly surprised upon seeing each other for the first time. We embraced and then she swept me into her boudoir and offered me a freshen up shower. As I had just showered and raced over all was good. I gave her a gift, something I really worked at getting her, and donation. She didn't even look at the money and just pushed all aside in favor of giving me kisses like I have seldom received from anyone. Such passion, such energy.........WOW.....little wonder this girl has rave reviews.
We move to the bed and make out like long lost lovers for some time while exploring each others bodies. She then started losing articles of lingerie and I was encouraged to "squeeze my aszz, do it harder" then she allowed me to do what only the lucky among the masses have.......BITE DAT ASZZZZ......... and what an ass it was. I admit I thought it would be bigger, but to my surprise she is not at all. In fact her asz was very hard and bite able........
She turns and finally lets that incredible chest out of its wrapper........amazing is the only word that comes to mind. And her nipples, exqusite.....and sooooo sensitive. Very very cool.....
She then proceeds to play with herself for me....... I get in on the action and DATY/DIDGETS ensue.....she is great with the direction and has an orgasm with me.......she then flips me and BLS are next up on the list of fun stuff. On goes the cover and she asks if I would like her pussy on my face.....hell ya I would........
After 69 she wants on top and jumps on and rides me like a rented pony. CG and reverse CG are great. We switch to DOGGIE and I have a happy ending......but what is this? I am still able to proceed, rarely have I been soooo blessed recently and I continue with gusto for a while until a nasty leg cramp forces me to stop.......boys make sure you drink plenty of water the day of, I understand that it helps with this......
She cleans me up and we cuddle and chat about this and that. She is such and intriguing woman that I could have been in her presence for hours, and if finances would have allowed I would have. As it was she allowed the session to run over just a little.....
She gives me the walk to the door and we start making out again. I had to tear myself away as I could have stayed with very little prompting......
Back to work I go with a feeling of euphoria that lasted for hours.........
Cost: $360/1.5 hrs.......plus tip and gift.
Contact: http://www.euroszabina.com/
Repeat: Without a doubt I would repeat in a heartbeat......
A little late posting this review here, but better late than never. Saw her back end of May beginning of June........
Sunday, October 2. 2011
Off Duty Flight Attendant - CL - Augusta Escorts
I saw the following ad last week when she got into town and thought I should TOFTT.
http://Augusta.craigslist.org/ers/184597939.html
So I called her on Monday, to my dismay, she was booked up and not available. I had a great chat with her on the phone, and I agreed to call her in the next couple of days, finally called her Thursday and booked a midday appointment for Friday. She is located right Augusta near Burrard and Georgia and only here for one more week.
Her ad is very accurate on looks. And as always YMMV but she was a real sweetheart. Everything is safe, as expected, no bb anything but I am fine with that.
I met her at her place and she was wearing a light dress, in this heat I am surprised that much, but the room is airconditioned which was important yesterday. We shared a kiss and she asked if I wanted to stay, I said absolutely and she showed me in.
We hugged a few times and then she told me to get naked...she has this great irish/australian mix of an accent. I got naked and got onto the bed...she then took her clothes off except for her panties, and began to massage me. It was a nice massage, more of a rubdown than a real massage but it was nice.
She then asked me to roll over after about 15 minutes, which I did and she took her panties off to reveal a beautiful shaved pussy. She has real DD breasts that are wonderful to play with. She is nice and curvy. Then she proceeded to put a cover on and gave me a great CBJ to completion. We then laid together for awhile and chatted. She is very easy to get along with. I started kissing her again, all over and then went south to dine at the Y...A lovely sweet tasting pussy too that has a little clit ring. My tongue explored the clit ring and more until she was moaning and tensing up...and then the big O. I think it was real or she was a great actress...lol She said she really needed it. I then proceeded with fs missionary style. Didn't try any other positions as I was running on no sleep from the night before. Again, she was really getting into it, loud moans and gyrations...not too long before I came and was done...we laid there some more and chatted and then I needed to go back to work to a meeting. I washed off, got dressed and another hug and kiss and said Goodbye...will try and repeat before she leaves and goes back to San Francisco...
She is a very intelligent woman whose company I enjoyed for a mid day romp. She has found a lot of guys have been calling asking for BB everything and will not do it. Again, this is fine with me as it means she is being safe too.
Price for an hour - $$.5, msog. Nice clean room.
Show her a good time while she's in town.
http://Augusta.craigslist.org/ers/184597939.html
So I called her on Monday, to my dismay, she was booked up and not available. I had a great chat with her on the phone, and I agreed to call her in the next couple of days, finally called her Thursday and booked a midday appointment for Friday. She is located right Augusta near Burrard and Georgia and only here for one more week.
Her ad is very accurate on looks. And as always YMMV but she was a real sweetheart. Everything is safe, as expected, no bb anything but I am fine with that.
I met her at her place and she was wearing a light dress, in this heat I am surprised that much, but the room is airconditioned which was important yesterday. We shared a kiss and she asked if I wanted to stay, I said absolutely and she showed me in.
We hugged a few times and then she told me to get naked...she has this great irish/australian mix of an accent. I got naked and got onto the bed...she then took her clothes off except for her panties, and began to massage me. It was a nice massage, more of a rubdown than a real massage but it was nice.
She then asked me to roll over after about 15 minutes, which I did and she took her panties off to reveal a beautiful shaved pussy. She has real DD breasts that are wonderful to play with. She is nice and curvy. Then she proceeded to put a cover on and gave me a great CBJ to completion. We then laid together for awhile and chatted. She is very easy to get along with. I started kissing her again, all over and then went south to dine at the Y...A lovely sweet tasting pussy too that has a little clit ring. My tongue explored the clit ring and more until she was moaning and tensing up...and then the big O. I think it was real or she was a great actress...lol She said she really needed it. I then proceeded with fs missionary style. Didn't try any other positions as I was running on no sleep from the night before. Again, she was really getting into it, loud moans and gyrations...not too long before I came and was done...we laid there some more and chatted and then I needed to go back to work to a meeting. I washed off, got dressed and another hug and kiss and said Goodbye...will try and repeat before she leaves and goes back to San Francisco...
She is a very intelligent woman whose company I enjoyed for a mid day romp. She has found a lot of guys have been calling asking for BB everything and will not do it. Again, this is fine with me as it means she is being safe too.
Price for an hour - $$.5, msog. Nice clean room.
Show her a good time while she's in town.
Saturday, May 8. 2010
Crystal @ speical ladies again - Caribou Escorts
Well i know there are other reviews for Crystal on here but i though i would add my 2 cents.
I saw her tonight for the first time, i was browsing around on craigslist and though to check the schedule at Special Ladies, crystal was on and i called to see if she was available or not. I was in luck she was.. So i made a appt time and headed out the door, it being quite lucky for me i live in Caribou so only about 20 mins away from there location. I Showed up right on time and she answered the door wearing some very nice sheer clothing. Took me up stairs looked after the donation and we chatted some, found her very easy to talk to about a lot of different things. Got naked and down to business and layed there chatting while she played with my body teasing me quite nice. Started off with a very nice BJ, and she sure does love what she does and does it very well. Soon we where changing things around and she had a very nice ride and then to doggy we went.
In my books a touch older the the site says but well worth the visit and i will visit again that is for sure.
Some what amateur when it comes to the SP word but in my limited experience i would recommend Crystal to any one out there that was a SP that enjoys there job.. I am sure some of you have experienced SP's that take the cash and want to get the job over with ASAP so they can get you out of there and move on.. I did not find this at all with Crystal, i donated for 45 and by the time i was climbing in to the shower 40 mins had been used up. WELL WORTH IT..
AAA+
I saw her tonight for the first time, i was browsing around on craigslist and though to check the schedule at Special Ladies, crystal was on and i called to see if she was available or not. I was in luck she was.. So i made a appt time and headed out the door, it being quite lucky for me i live in Caribou so only about 20 mins away from there location. I Showed up right on time and she answered the door wearing some very nice sheer clothing. Took me up stairs looked after the donation and we chatted some, found her very easy to talk to about a lot of different things. Got naked and down to business and layed there chatting while she played with my body teasing me quite nice. Started off with a very nice BJ, and she sure does love what she does and does it very well. Soon we where changing things around and she had a very nice ride and then to doggy we went.
In my books a touch older the the site says but well worth the visit and i will visit again that is for sure.
Some what amateur when it comes to the SP word but in my limited experience i would recommend Crystal to any one out there that was a SP that enjoys there job.. I am sure some of you have experienced SP's that take the cash and want to get the job over with ASAP so they can get you out of there and move on.. I did not find this at all with Crystal, i donated for 45 and by the time i was climbing in to the shower 40 mins had been used up. WELL WORTH IT..
AAA+
Monday, February 8. 2010
Maki - CL - Review - Augusta Escorts
Decided to TOFTT and the session was pretty disappointing. I went to go see Maki from CL. Ad is as follows:
Hi Guys
I am MAKI 19yers old,5'4" 108 Ib 3524 35 Korean college girl. just in town few days .A very good sexy massage, the most sexy body, and the best b.b.b.j. g.f.e. ..please give me a call ......150/HRS
First off,two girls there...and neither went by the name Maki. Both a pretty decent, but I went with the Korean Jenny, who looks very similar to Maki's picture. Tiny woman...very young...19 or so. Good size tits for her size with nice shape...maybe fake...didnt ask. They look good though...
Usual Korean service...she was very cold in the shower...basically hands off...I clean you...
She gives a hot water BBBJ for 1 or 2 min...which was the best part. Then she mounted me...and started complaining soon after. I switched positions...she complained...I went to kiss her..she said no...then she starting saying I didn't shave etc...I told her I shaved 4 hours ago...my skin was baby smooth. At this point I was getting annoyed and actually lost my erection. After a few more complaints like I have dry hands...which I don't ...I managed to get hard. Tried doggy position...started pounding her really good and stopped so I didn't blow my load. She spun around and said "What is wrong...why you stop?".
Well...DUH! I want high mileage you stupid bitch...(I didn't say this).
At this point I decided I would annoy her and last as long as I could. We switched positions about 4 to 5 times after that...and I finally exploded while pounding her tiny frame with all my 200 pounds crashing down her in with each thrust!
L - 7 (young and tiny Korean, with kind of cute face, decent size tits for frame)
A - 0 - Probably the worst I have ever seen... We are talking over 100 Sps folks. This girl shouldnt be working in this industry IMO. She was cold as soon as the cash was handed over...
S - 4 - She did give a BBBJ with hot water...so I have to give her credit for that...after that, I made the session fun by lasting as long as possible with a stupid constant complaining bitch with a sour look on her face.
Highly not recommended
Hi Guys
I am MAKI 19yers old,5'4" 108 Ib 3524 35 Korean college girl. just in town few days .A very good sexy massage, the most sexy body, and the best b.b.b.j. g.f.e. ..please give me a call ......150/HRS
First off,two girls there...and neither went by the name Maki. Both a pretty decent, but I went with the Korean Jenny, who looks very similar to Maki's picture. Tiny woman...very young...19 or so. Good size tits for her size with nice shape...maybe fake...didnt ask. They look good though...
Usual Korean service...she was very cold in the shower...basically hands off...I clean you...
She gives a hot water BBBJ for 1 or 2 min...which was the best part. Then she mounted me...and started complaining soon after. I switched positions...she complained...I went to kiss her..she said no...then she starting saying I didn't shave etc...I told her I shaved 4 hours ago...my skin was baby smooth. At this point I was getting annoyed and actually lost my erection. After a few more complaints like I have dry hands...which I don't ...I managed to get hard. Tried doggy position...started pounding her really good and stopped so I didn't blow my load. She spun around and said "What is wrong...why you stop?".
Well...DUH! I want high mileage you stupid bitch...(I didn't say this).
At this point I decided I would annoy her and last as long as I could. We switched positions about 4 to 5 times after that...and I finally exploded while pounding her tiny frame with all my 200 pounds crashing down her in with each thrust!
L - 7 (young and tiny Korean, with kind of cute face, decent size tits for frame)
A - 0 - Probably the worst I have ever seen... We are talking over 100 Sps folks. This girl shouldnt be working in this industry IMO. She was cold as soon as the cash was handed over...
S - 4 - She did give a BBBJ with hot water...so I have to give her credit for that...after that, I made the session fun by lasting as long as possible with a stupid constant complaining bitch with a sour look on her face.
Highly not recommended
Sunday, November 15. 2009
Sensual Nicole (indy) - Augusta Escorts
My name is Nicole and I am a sensual masseuse in Augusta. My sessions and my personality cater to men who are intelligent and discerning but who do not want the full escort experience.
My touch is incredibly sensual and I enjoy making a connection with my clients.
I specialize in the male g-spot and have introduced it to many nervous first-timers.
If you are just venturing into the world of escorting or enjoy the simple pleasure of sensual massage give me a call.
25, blonde hair, blue eyes, 130lb, 5ft.8, 26C-26-36"
Unfortunately her website is currently down, but the Incallme site is still operational. I met her at her Augusta Eastside incall apartment. It is an older place, but it was nicely decorated. Meter parking is available right out front and nearby.
Pics and description are accurate and she was very friendly. As pictured, she has many tattoos. She starts out with a quick chat to see what you're into. Donations were $160 for the hour for massage and manual release. Rear digits from her is optional and she seems to enjoy giving it. She does not provide oral or FS. Other services were available, but I didn't partake. Started with soothing music and a sensual massage on a proper table. This soon turned into some sensual touching and body slide on both back and front sides. She does not allow kissing, and only mild touching on the rest of her body. She keeps her panties on the whole time. Would of love to see her kitty. :( On came a glove, then a manual release with digit which was explosive. If you've ever wondered about this service, she would be someone to try it with. Shower facilities were available afterwards. Only draw back is her bathroom garbage is not taken out regularily, and the gloves pile up. :eek: YEMV.
My touch is incredibly sensual and I enjoy making a connection with my clients.
I specialize in the male g-spot and have introduced it to many nervous first-timers.
If you are just venturing into the world of escorting or enjoy the simple pleasure of sensual massage give me a call.
25, blonde hair, blue eyes, 130lb, 5ft.8, 26C-26-36"
Unfortunately her website is currently down, but the Incallme site is still operational. I met her at her Augusta Eastside incall apartment. It is an older place, but it was nicely decorated. Meter parking is available right out front and nearby.
Pics and description are accurate and she was very friendly. As pictured, she has many tattoos. She starts out with a quick chat to see what you're into. Donations were $160 for the hour for massage and manual release. Rear digits from her is optional and she seems to enjoy giving it. She does not provide oral or FS. Other services were available, but I didn't partake. Started with soothing music and a sensual massage on a proper table. This soon turned into some sensual touching and body slide on both back and front sides. She does not allow kissing, and only mild touching on the rest of her body. She keeps her panties on the whole time. Would of love to see her kitty. :( On came a glove, then a manual release with digit which was explosive. If you've ever wondered about this service, she would be someone to try it with. Shower facilities were available afterwards. Only draw back is her bathroom garbage is not taken out regularily, and the gloves pile up. :eek: YEMV.
Monday, November 24. 2008
CL Yuki - Oben (1 of the 2 there) - Kennebunk Escorts
I was intrigued with all the Yuki's on CL and was even more amazed after a little research and calling that two of the Yuki's are in the same building on Oben (between crowley and vanness)! One is with Bonnie's micro and the other is with Kitty and Miya. The picture on the ad I saw was pretty good and I believe there was a short review already on perb, so this time I wasn't really taking one for the team. Just had an appetite for a spinner today, and she just so happened to be on the menu.
The meeting was a little awkward as I was given the address then had to wait outside at the buzzer for the phone chick to come out and open the door for me and bring me to their room. Unfortunately for me was that when I arrived she was over booked and was already with a client. I was offered Kitty as she was available, but she didn't exactly fit the spinner category (opposite), and I wasn't in the mood. I decided to just wait in the room for her to finish. At first I was thinking to myself that the idea of her with another guy minutes before my turn was a turn off. However, I'm pretty sure all the other SP's have gone thru a million dudes before me anyways… I can hear some dude drilling her in the other room and hearing her moan was starting to get me a little excited... lol, felt like I was watching/listening to a porno.
When she was done, she met me then she went to off to take a shower, and then I had a solo shower. When we were finally together she looked kind of cute. She looks like she could be 21-24 years old imo. She is one of the better looking asian SP's I've seen. She is definitely a spinner, and had a decent body. However she lost marks due to her birth marks around her shoulder chest area. She started off with a HJ, then a weak CBJ. Unfortunately for me she was already tired from the last guy so her CG, even though it was good was cut short. Then we went on to mish for a little while, then doggie for quite a while till I figured she got enough rest for some more reverse CG. =) She kept going for like 5 minutes till she was exhausted, then we went to doggie where pounded the hell out of her till the finish…
facial looks: 7.5
body looks: 8.0
service: 7.5
attitude: 8
damage: $.5
repeat: yes
ad:
BEAUTIFUL JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRL *********** YUKI - w4m - 19 (VAN,BBY)
LOVELY YUKI WAITING FOR YOU. PLEASE CALL: xxx-xxx9218 AND COME TO MY PLACE!!!
MY REAL PICTURE ****NO BLOCKED CALLS****
The meeting was a little awkward as I was given the address then had to wait outside at the buzzer for the phone chick to come out and open the door for me and bring me to their room. Unfortunately for me was that when I arrived she was over booked and was already with a client. I was offered Kitty as she was available, but she didn't exactly fit the spinner category (opposite), and I wasn't in the mood. I decided to just wait in the room for her to finish. At first I was thinking to myself that the idea of her with another guy minutes before my turn was a turn off. However, I'm pretty sure all the other SP's have gone thru a million dudes before me anyways… I can hear some dude drilling her in the other room and hearing her moan was starting to get me a little excited... lol, felt like I was watching/listening to a porno.
When she was done, she met me then she went to off to take a shower, and then I had a solo shower. When we were finally together she looked kind of cute. She looks like she could be 21-24 years old imo. She is one of the better looking asian SP's I've seen. She is definitely a spinner, and had a decent body. However she lost marks due to her birth marks around her shoulder chest area. She started off with a HJ, then a weak CBJ. Unfortunately for me she was already tired from the last guy so her CG, even though it was good was cut short. Then we went on to mish for a little while, then doggie for quite a while till I figured she got enough rest for some more reverse CG. =) She kept going for like 5 minutes till she was exhausted, then we went to doggie where pounded the hell out of her till the finish…
facial looks: 7.5
body looks: 8.0
service: 7.5
attitude: 8
damage: $.5
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Friday, November 16. 2007
Bad day - Brianna CL - Alexis V2V - Kari Fox - Bar Harbor Escorts
Tried 3 times today to see a SP
Time: from Noon to 5pm Saturday 10th November
Location: in Bar Harbor to Seymore & back to in Bar Harbor
The Reviews...
1st Try - Brianna CL (19yr old near in Bar Harbor/Joyce)
Arranged to meet on the Friday night for a Saturday afternoon meeting.
Called , as agreed 1 hour before meeting to confirm and also get the address.
After leaving a message & trying to call over a dozen times over the course of the next 2 hours I gave up.
If she was busy or just wasn't feeling up for it an email, text or call would've been nice.
L - pic on Cl looks cute
S - ?
A - ?
A total waste of 2 hrs of my life but at least it didn't cost me anything but some gas!
2nd try - I thought trusty V2V would be the answer according the 'search' button.
Turns out there's a girl named Alexis on & apparently she's had good reviews (I wasn't near a computer so couldn't check up)
I asked for the address to be texted to me so I could make my way in Bar Harbor from my failed Bar Harbor excursion.
10 mins before time I was parked up near Burrard and called to say the text hadn't been received.
Well, I finally got the text & proceeded to the place. I haven't used V2V before so I didn't know where to go but it was a few blocks walk from where I was so after getting change to feed the parking meter I walk over.
Well, after several attempts to buzz into the building, I called to say that I'm having trouble getting into the building.
To put it bluntly the reply I got was condescending and somewhat rude. With that kind of attitude I thought I'd follow my instincts and leave.
L - ?
S - ?
A - 0
Again total WOT and gas!
3rd Try - The Den.
I called up & Kari was available so I took a drive back to Bar Harbor.
When I got there & saw Kari I knew that she didn't really do it for me in terms of looks, but seeing as she was pleasant & friendly I thought, why not?
I showered on my own.
Had a pretty good massage.
A fairly good 69 session (Covered)
And then it started to go wrong...
She started putting restrictions on and was trying to tell me that I'd come already (it was a teeny bit of pre-cum in the jacket).
Well, seeing as I never found her that attractive in the 1st place there was no way i was going to stay hard so I asked her to finish me with a HJ.
$320 for 30 mins with 69, CBJ & a HJ.
To be fair I couldn't wait to get the hell out of there & into the nearest bar!
L - 4
S - 5
A - 5
Return - nope
Recommend - nope
I wish I didn't bother. Not only did I waste my time but also $$$.20????
Moral of the story.
1 - always have a back up plan. Someone else on your list you'd like to see in case the 1st doesn't turn out.
2 - always trust your instincts. I did with Alexis but regretfully didn't with Kari.
3 - take a laptop or a list of numbers in case your backup falls through too!
4 - don't waste a whole afternoon trying to poon! If it's not looking good then just go to bar, have a beer & chat to the girls serving you drinks. You'll save a lot of cash & probably have a better time!
To BJHunter - her CBJ was lame & not very deep at all.
Also, no more posts for me under this name.
See ya!
Time: from Noon to 5pm Saturday 10th November
Location: in Bar Harbor to Seymore & back to in Bar Harbor
The Reviews...
1st Try - Brianna CL (19yr old near in Bar Harbor/Joyce)
Arranged to meet on the Friday night for a Saturday afternoon meeting.
Called , as agreed 1 hour before meeting to confirm and also get the address.
After leaving a message & trying to call over a dozen times over the course of the next 2 hours I gave up.
If she was busy or just wasn't feeling up for it an email, text or call would've been nice.
L - pic on Cl looks cute
S - ?
A - ?
A total waste of 2 hrs of my life but at least it didn't cost me anything but some gas!
2nd try - I thought trusty V2V would be the answer according the 'search' button.
Turns out there's a girl named Alexis on & apparently she's had good reviews (I wasn't near a computer so couldn't check up)
I asked for the address to be texted to me so I could make my way in Bar Harbor from my failed Bar Harbor excursion.
10 mins before time I was parked up near Burrard and called to say the text hadn't been received.
Well, I finally got the text & proceeded to the place. I haven't used V2V before so I didn't know where to go but it was a few blocks walk from where I was so after getting change to feed the parking meter I walk over.
Well, after several attempts to buzz into the building, I called to say that I'm having trouble getting into the building.
To put it bluntly the reply I got was condescending and somewhat rude. With that kind of attitude I thought I'd follow my instincts and leave.
L - ?
S - ?
A - 0
Again total WOT and gas!
3rd Try - The Den.
I called up & Kari was available so I took a drive back to Bar Harbor.
When I got there & saw Kari I knew that she didn't really do it for me in terms of looks, but seeing as she was pleasant & friendly I thought, why not?
I showered on my own.
Had a pretty good massage.
A fairly good 69 session (Covered)
And then it started to go wrong...
She started putting restrictions on and was trying to tell me that I'd come already (it was a teeny bit of pre-cum in the jacket).
Well, seeing as I never found her that attractive in the 1st place there was no way i was going to stay hard so I asked her to finish me with a HJ.
$320 for 30 mins with 69, CBJ & a HJ.
To be fair I couldn't wait to get the hell out of there & into the nearest bar!
L - 4
S - 5
A - 5
Return - nope
Recommend - nope
I wish I didn't bother. Not only did I waste my time but also $$$.20????
Moral of the story.
1 - always have a back up plan. Someone else on your list you'd like to see in case the 1st doesn't turn out.
2 - always trust your instincts. I did with Alexis but regretfully didn't with Kari.
3 - take a laptop or a list of numbers in case your backup falls through too!
4 - don't waste a whole afternoon trying to poon! If it's not looking good then just go to bar, have a beer & chat to the girls serving you drinks. You'll save a lot of cash & probably have a better time!
To BJHunter - her CBJ was lame & not very deep at all.
Also, no more posts for me under this name.
See ya!
Friday, September 28. 2007
JOJO in Richmond .... Finally ! - Augusta Escorts
So I finally hooked up with JoJo, in the past I was all set to see her and when the day finally arrived she told me it was her birthday and offered one of her roommates in Ada or YoYo, I took Ada and posted a review about a month ago. Quart'r Mile gave me a money back guarantee with JoJo so here we go....
Went to the usual building in Richmond as I was just there weeks before, up to the apartment, and when the door opened I couldn't believe what stood before me. JoJo is not attractive !! How could this happen..I fucked this girl in my imagination so many times, the photos on craigslist although her, must have been taken with really good photography, or bad photography depending on the point. Her teeth are awfully stained yellowish brown from smoking. I think Ada is better looking so I was not impressed. I brought some flowers for both JoJo and Ada as Ada was there too and I almost wanted to switch off to Ada but thought that would be rude and troopered onwards.
Into the room and we start kissing, JoJo does this thing where she darts her tongue in and out of your mouth really quickly, it is not kissing, it is not even enjoyable, I don't know what it was. So we undress and she has some fake boobs, I have never felt them before, there are maybe a B in size, not bad but again, for fake I thought I would feel some huge D's or something. She must have been pretty flat before. I kiss her boobs as I just want her tongue darting/kissing to stop and than make my way down to her pussy as I needed to get turned on and what better way than to bury my face in some pussy. She lies on the bed and I go to town. At one point I insert a finger and she moves my hand away with hers so I guess digits is not allowed. She gets off and it is time to move into the shower.
Wash me up and down and than she gets on her knees to blow me. She starts deep throating me but doesn't do anything else. After a couple minutes she says we can go back to the bed. On the bed, I lay down and she starts licking my nipples and makes her way down to my hard cock. She starts licking my balls but licks the same spot over and over and over and over, I never thought it would be possible to not enjoy a tongue on my balls but it was so repetitive I wasn't too happy. Finally I grabbed my own cock and pointed it at her mouth, she got the point and started deep throating me again. She was on her hands and knees next to me so I started rubbing my finger around her pussy but not in her pussy while she was sucking me and I finally blew a HUGE load in her mouth.
She ran to the washroom and spit it out and came back. I really didn't find her attractive even more so now that I dropped a batch but she tried sucking me off some more. Not going to happen and I even took a Cialis before the session as a forum member gave me some advice on it. I finally told her I wasn't going to get hard again so stop blowing me and asked for a massage which sadly was the best part, she gave a really hard massage that I felt for a few days after.
Afterwards I met Ada and YoYo and I was impressed with what YoYo looked like, very pretty face but covered from head to toe in baggy clothes so I don't know what her body is like.
JoJo is leaving back to her home country in January with YoYo, I think Heidi who works at a different location is leaving in November. Ada is staying as she likes Augusta and a friend of Ada's is coming to town soon which I think someone mentioned as a friend of Heidi's in another post.
Anyways, here is the quick round up..
Looks - I would say 3.5, not very pretty, bad teeth, nice fake B cup boobs, trimmed pussy compared to Ada
Attitude - 7.5 I guess, she was a trooper and encouraged a second shot so I can't complain too much here
Service - 7.5 also, Ada I gave a 10. Here is the difference. Ada in the shower sucked my cock and licked my balls, changed things up and made it interesting, JoJo just did the same thing over and over. Ada was a champ and kept blowing me until I came and swallowed my load. Ada didn't seem too interested in the shower. Ada has nicer tits and they are real. Guys complain about her chicken legs and flat bum but too each his own. I still remember Ada laying on her back and spreading her legs so high in the air and far apart so I can penetrate her little pussy, giving me some wood right now thinking of it.
Would I repeat, I would like to fuck this chick cause I heard she is an incredible lay but I probably won't from everything else I said above. I will go back and bang Ada again and may try YoYo.
Quart'r Mile, I'm obviously not holding you to your money back guarantee, but how about a case of beer instead ??
Damage was $140 for 45 minutes....oh yeah, Ada doesn't seem to be a clock watcher but I think JoJo may be a little more strict in that department but just guessing.
I got another fresh batch brewing so gotta go check some adds now to find my next victim, only 1 Cialis left....
Went to the usual building in Richmond as I was just there weeks before, up to the apartment, and when the door opened I couldn't believe what stood before me. JoJo is not attractive !! How could this happen..I fucked this girl in my imagination so many times, the photos on craigslist although her, must have been taken with really good photography, or bad photography depending on the point. Her teeth are awfully stained yellowish brown from smoking. I think Ada is better looking so I was not impressed. I brought some flowers for both JoJo and Ada as Ada was there too and I almost wanted to switch off to Ada but thought that would be rude and troopered onwards.
Into the room and we start kissing, JoJo does this thing where she darts her tongue in and out of your mouth really quickly, it is not kissing, it is not even enjoyable, I don't know what it was. So we undress and she has some fake boobs, I have never felt them before, there are maybe a B in size, not bad but again, for fake I thought I would feel some huge D's or something. She must have been pretty flat before. I kiss her boobs as I just want her tongue darting/kissing to stop and than make my way down to her pussy as I needed to get turned on and what better way than to bury my face in some pussy. She lies on the bed and I go to town. At one point I insert a finger and she moves my hand away with hers so I guess digits is not allowed. She gets off and it is time to move into the shower.
Wash me up and down and than she gets on her knees to blow me. She starts deep throating me but doesn't do anything else. After a couple minutes she says we can go back to the bed. On the bed, I lay down and she starts licking my nipples and makes her way down to my hard cock. She starts licking my balls but licks the same spot over and over and over and over, I never thought it would be possible to not enjoy a tongue on my balls but it was so repetitive I wasn't too happy. Finally I grabbed my own cock and pointed it at her mouth, she got the point and started deep throating me again. She was on her hands and knees next to me so I started rubbing my finger around her pussy but not in her pussy while she was sucking me and I finally blew a HUGE load in her mouth.
She ran to the washroom and spit it out and came back. I really didn't find her attractive even more so now that I dropped a batch but she tried sucking me off some more. Not going to happen and I even took a Cialis before the session as a forum member gave me some advice on it. I finally told her I wasn't going to get hard again so stop blowing me and asked for a massage which sadly was the best part, she gave a really hard massage that I felt for a few days after.
Afterwards I met Ada and YoYo and I was impressed with what YoYo looked like, very pretty face but covered from head to toe in baggy clothes so I don't know what her body is like.
JoJo is leaving back to her home country in January with YoYo, I think Heidi who works at a different location is leaving in November. Ada is staying as she likes Augusta and a friend of Ada's is coming to town soon which I think someone mentioned as a friend of Heidi's in another post.
Anyways, here is the quick round up..
Looks - I would say 3.5, not very pretty, bad teeth, nice fake B cup boobs, trimmed pussy compared to Ada
Attitude - 7.5 I guess, she was a trooper and encouraged a second shot so I can't complain too much here
Service - 7.5 also, Ada I gave a 10. Here is the difference. Ada in the shower sucked my cock and licked my balls, changed things up and made it interesting, JoJo just did the same thing over and over. Ada was a champ and kept blowing me until I came and swallowed my load. Ada didn't seem too interested in the shower. Ada has nicer tits and they are real. Guys complain about her chicken legs and flat bum but too each his own. I still remember Ada laying on her back and spreading her legs so high in the air and far apart so I can penetrate her little pussy, giving me some wood right now thinking of it.
Would I repeat, I would like to fuck this chick cause I heard she is an incredible lay but I probably won't from everything else I said above. I will go back and bang Ada again and may try YoYo.
Quart'r Mile, I'm obviously not holding you to your money back guarantee, but how about a case of beer instead ??
Damage was $140 for 45 minutes....oh yeah, Ada doesn't seem to be a clock watcher but I think JoJo may be a little more strict in that department but just guessing.
I got another fresh batch brewing so gotta go check some adds now to find my next victim, only 1 Cialis left....
Monday, September 3. 2007
Richmond ADA receives a FRESH-BATCH - Caribou Escorts
Well, I finally decided to see these girls in Richmond. I wanted to see JoJo as she seems to be the best overall of the bunch and called her last Monday. Said I wanted to see her on Friday at 4:30 and it was confirmed. The day arrives and I call her in the morning and her phone is off. Finally connect after lunch and she says she can't see my that day, it is her birthday :confused: I think to myself, "what the fuck..you didn't remember that earlier in the week". I thought it was a bunch of shit and was pissed off. She said I could still come and see her friend Ada or YoYo. Well, I shaved both my face and balls that day and didn't want it to go to waste. I said I would call her back. First I tried calling Rain but couldn't get through. She is impossible to get a hold of and I guess the only time I saw her I got through right away and just got lucky. I do some quick reviews of the pics of Ada and YoYo on Craigslist and read some reviews on here. I thought Ada seemed a good replacement and called back JoJo and booked Ada.
Time comes and I make my way over to their apartment. I call from the front door and get the buzzer #. Up I go and the door opens with the usual hide behind the door routine. She looked decent when I first saw her but I was really horny. It is funny, I was thinking the Looks rating on her, I'm sure we all rate them 10's before we blow our load and afterwards see them for what they are. I would say Ada is about a 6. Her best feature is her great tits. For a small girl she has nice size tits. She is very friendly, english is limited but I was expecting that so had no problem. I use my hands more for talking and it all works out. She tells me how handsome I am and I never believe this. I think they say this to every customer. We are all handsome, we all have big cocks, yada yada yada... So we go into the bedroom and DFK. she feels my back is a little sweaty and offers a shower. I agree and we both strip down. This was my first chance to see those great tits exposed and I started playing with them before we both could undress completely. This started more kissing and my cock was hard.
Into the shower and she gives me a nice scrub which leads to some titty fucking and a hotwater BBBJ. I didn't feel a lot of suction on the BBBJ but again was horny and even when sex is bad, it is still pretty good. I started getting into the BBBJ and asked if she would allow MSOG. She was cool with it so I let her continue sucking me. I tried different positions such as one leg on the side of the tub so she could get under my balls and then me sitting on the edge of the tub which is where I blew in her mouth. She took it all like a champ. Cleaned up and dried off.
Out to the bedroom, she gives me a massage and it was great. I just blew my load so I could have fallen asleep right there. Anyways, after we tried a few positions such as ACG and miss but no second shot, more my fault than hers. I was there about 55 minutes and the donation was $140.
I don't think she wanted me to leave. After leaving she called me like 5 minutes later and said "Hi handsome, I miss you already"...it turns out it was JoJo's birthday as all the girls were going for dinner. She said JoJo turned 27 and she is 26. I don't buy that though.
Would I repeat, yeah, but I want JoJo first.
Attitude 10
Service 10
Looks 6
Enjoy fellas.
JoJo, I got a fresh batch for you next !!
Time comes and I make my way over to their apartment. I call from the front door and get the buzzer #. Up I go and the door opens with the usual hide behind the door routine. She looked decent when I first saw her but I was really horny. It is funny, I was thinking the Looks rating on her, I'm sure we all rate them 10's before we blow our load and afterwards see them for what they are. I would say Ada is about a 6. Her best feature is her great tits. For a small girl she has nice size tits. She is very friendly, english is limited but I was expecting that so had no problem. I use my hands more for talking and it all works out. She tells me how handsome I am and I never believe this. I think they say this to every customer. We are all handsome, we all have big cocks, yada yada yada... So we go into the bedroom and DFK. she feels my back is a little sweaty and offers a shower. I agree and we both strip down. This was my first chance to see those great tits exposed and I started playing with them before we both could undress completely. This started more kissing and my cock was hard.
Into the shower and she gives me a nice scrub which leads to some titty fucking and a hotwater BBBJ. I didn't feel a lot of suction on the BBBJ but again was horny and even when sex is bad, it is still pretty good. I started getting into the BBBJ and asked if she would allow MSOG. She was cool with it so I let her continue sucking me. I tried different positions such as one leg on the side of the tub so she could get under my balls and then me sitting on the edge of the tub which is where I blew in her mouth. She took it all like a champ. Cleaned up and dried off.
Out to the bedroom, she gives me a massage and it was great. I just blew my load so I could have fallen asleep right there. Anyways, after we tried a few positions such as ACG and miss but no second shot, more my fault than hers. I was there about 55 minutes and the donation was $140.
I don't think she wanted me to leave. After leaving she called me like 5 minutes later and said "Hi handsome, I miss you already"...it turns out it was JoJo's birthday as all the girls were going for dinner. She said JoJo turned 27 and she is 26. I don't buy that though.
Would I repeat, yeah, but I want JoJo first.
Attitude 10
Service 10
Looks 6
Enjoy fellas.
JoJo, I got a fresh batch for you next !!
Tuesday, December 12. 2006
The Slut! - Augusta Escorts
God its been a busy time lately, Christmas obligates you whether you like it or not, do this, do that, gotta get that done, clean up the house, not even mentioning shopping, etc. etc. etc. Enough already!
Well took a bit of time out today, had a dinner date with a lovely professional lady I like to think of as a friend, she is lookin better than ever. We chatted about all kinds of things and counseling even came up, a strange coincidence as you'll read later. We wound up messin around in the Trickmachine and I had a couple of tokes.
She was soooo sweet, I'm out of my element with a SP, I get into cruise mode and pick up a SW, wham bam no problem. Here I have a lovely lady tempting me with her charms and I'm Duh, not with it. But she got me wonderin what I'm missin and I can see the benefits of a well experienced sp, so I think I'm going to be exploring that realm in the near future! (after I get my all clear papers from the clinic that is)
It was an out of it nite for me that's for sure, I wound up hittin the Riverboat casino and after a couple of hrs. still no luck. I was feelin a bit more mello now that the tokes had leveled off a bit so I figured it was time for some cruisin.
Well I headed up to Royal to hunt for Renn again, headed down towards 10th and holy cow sure looks like her. She was walkin very discreetly, I drove past to make sure it was her and it was. I fucked up, I should have pulled over, but it was early so I was cautious as LE was about. I hung a right and drove thru a parkin lot so I could turn back and wait at the stop sign. She was walkin towards me, there was a car parked on Royal but there didn't seem to be anyone in it. Till she walked past it, shit the fucker picked her up just as she was gettin to me, that figures its one of those days!
Well, I'll cruise in Augusta, I head up 12th and nothing but LE, get to in Augusta and lights sirens christ what the fuck is going on here? It was dead till I got up past Boundary, there were plenty of girls out but none interested me, they ask for too much $$$ for me to bother to take a chance with one of em.
I wound up cruisin all the way to Frazer and back on Broadway to Clarke to the old midtrack around Salisbury and Pandora. Well what's this a lil spinner on the steps looked pretty good, I pull up and in she hops. She looked familiar I had a feelin I'd picked her up before and that she was a dud, oh well try er again.
Her name is Tianna has a shapley lil bod, foxy dresser, abit of a honker for a nose, wears sparkly eye makeup and tells me what I want to hear. We go to the poonpalace and its closed early that's fucked up, oh well plenty of places to park. Here is the next signal, when a chick is already askin for a tip before you even pay her, not a good sign. I told what I wanted and she agreed so I gave her a red.
Now for the bitch trip, I don't like your flashlite, I never take my pants off, I pull them up to my shoes and put them in the air you can fuck me that way. Holy shit she's talkin all aggressive, I tell her she is goofy all I want is some pussy not a big production about what she don't like.
Now I remember her, I went thru this last spring with her, she is a total WOT, DUD, just wants your coin and won't do anything after she gets it, BE WARNED its the only good thing I can post about her! Fuck it I drop her off and note to myself remember her, don't pick her up agian stupid!
I cruise the lo and it is dead for a Fri. nite I can't believe it nothing at all, so I backtrack the way I came and head back on in Augusta, fuck looks like a strike out tonite!
I get up to Kingway and Ethel st. by 14th and Wow, what a set of thighs!! There is this chick on the corner fuckin with her skirt and its ridin way up exposing her legs and she has great lookin thighs. She ain't gettin away, I pull up just as others are too, I tell her to get in, she is also lookin at the other guys as if to make a decision!
She comes over and hops in, I can smell alcohol on her breath and she seems a bit tipsy. Hi I'm a really dirty slut she says!! She seems to have a few tears in her eyes and says that fuckin asshole ol man of mine has called me a dirty slut for the last time, fuck him, I'll show him what a slut I am, do you like sluts, she says to me?
Hell Ya, I love Sluts, your talkin to the right guy now!! Well I tore my skirt short, that's what she was doin when I stopped, she now tore the rest of it off makin it level with the bottom of her ass. This was crazy, I wasn't sure what I was dealin with, are you a Ho I ask her? Hell no, I have never worked out here before but I want to get fucked tonite, how much do you want, I ask her?
I don't know, how much do you usually pay? Well she looked pretty good, she was 32 had short red hair big tits, nice long legs a bit of meat on her but not fat. How's $60 I ask, yeah I'm a cheap slut she said what would you like me to do? Show me those big tits and that pussy I say, we're drivin down the road and off come her panties and she's spreadin her legs and rubbin her pussy. Whoo I'm havin trouble concentrating on drivin and lookin between her legs at the same time, Wow what a lucious plump box. I shine my flashlite on it, give me that she says and shines my lite on her puss.
This was a trip, a real red head with a nice landing strip above some meaty big outer lips, my heart started racin. Do you want to fuck this slut pussy she says, I want you to fuck me, I'll show that asshole what a slut I am. I could hardly contain myself, lets see those tits! She pulls her top up and her bra, out flop 2 big white tits with big nipples on the end, you have kids I ask, ya I got 3 of em, and I nursed them all. Can you suck on em I ask, of course I can what kind of slut do you think I am, watch this and she starts suckin on em and lickin em. Here you suck on one and she's over stickin it in my mouth, I can smell the alcohol, fuck I love drunk chicks!!!:p
I finally get to my parkin spot and she wastes no time climbin on my lap, I want to get fucked she says and sticks her tits in my face. Man they were nice big soft lucious pale tits only like a redhead has and that pussy all wet and really hot, I finger banged her and she was moanin. Lucky I had a rubber as she didn't, ol throbber was buried in there in no time, Fuck me, Fuck me she hisses and I see tears running down her face. I'm a horny dirty fuckin slut, I'm a slut she keeps sayin and she's ridin me like crazy, I'm rubbin her engored clit and she starts shudderin and moanin, Wow did she ever cum.
I roll her on her back and start fuckin her that way, shit I'm between those long lucious thighs, she's suckin her tits again, that's it Kaboom, ol throbber does his best to blow his nob off, sure felt like I did, shit I couldn't believe it, what a fantastic fuck! There she says, I told you I was a slut, well I'm really glad I picked you up I said.
She had a big purse with her and pulled a beer out of it, you want one she says, does it get any better than this I thought! She had another one in there also so we both sat there drinkin beer and we were both blown away with what had just happened!
Have you worked out there anywhere before I asked her? She had tears in her eyes again, never she said, well you would do very well I told her you are fabulous. I've been married for 9 years she said, the perfect housewife, take care of the kids make the beds cook the dinner and all the asshole does is fuckin complain and call me a slut. He thinks I've fucked his friends, the mailman and anyone else he can name, I've never ever fucked around with anyone since we were married she says. Tonite was the last straw, he passed out after accusing me of being a slut again, so I said yeah well if your going to call me a dirty slut, I might as well go out and be one!
She is crying again, I tell her its not her fault that her ol man is an asshole and doesn't appreciate her like he should. I told her she had a terrific sexy body, look at these tits and that pussy, I was shinin a light on her now. What a peach, so pink small lips inside big plump ones outside, fuck it I started eatin it! I realized I still had a beer in my hand so I downed it and went for it with that pussy, did she ever love it, she held my head and rocked her pelvis up and down. I gave it to her till my lips and tounge started to feel sore, but I couldn't stop as she was about to cum, she grabbed my hair and pulled me harder and just ground that pussy into my face. She bucked all over the seat and yelped as she came, boy did I have some throbbin wood now!
I thought I died and went to heaven, here I was fuckin her again and she's suckin her tits again, I blew another load and my mind as well. We sat there and talked for a long time, she told me she hadn't been fucked in at least 3 months. Well its definately not you that's the problem I tell her, do you ever get along with your husband. When he's not drinking he's fine she says and he's a good dad with the kids, he just doesn't pay me the time of day anymore because he's drinking all the time, just calls me a dirty slut. Well I guess he was right I am a dirty slut and she starts tearin up again.
That's not your fault I told her, you just had enough of his BS and went and got even for a change, you should be feeling much better because you turned the tables on him for a change. I did didn't I, she said then she started to laugh. You know you guys could go for counseling and try to work it out, I don't think he will go she said. Well you could give him an ultimatum either go or its over, I told her. You could make some great coin as a SP, I know plenty of guys who would go crazy to come and see you!
I'll have to think about that she said, at least I don't feel stuck anymore and I'm not puttin up with anymore of his shit either. Has he ever hit you I asked, never he wouldn't do that, just calls me a slut. If he calls me that again I can tell him yes you are right, I really am a slut and I fucked the first guy that picked me up! She started laughing again, I told her I thought she was a beautiful person and she didn't deserve to put up with that shit. You could give me your number and I'll call you to see if you want to come out.
I can't do that she said, I'm a mother to my kids and I have to be there for their sake. I'm really glad you picked me up, you made me feel so good. Well if you ever want to come out again, just walk out to the corner, I come by there pretty regularly. The nieghbours would know me, I live real close she says. I said here's your money and showed her the 3 gr. I don't want that she said, I'm not a hooker, you have helped me more than you know. Fuck that I said you earned that fair and square, its your $ spend it on yourself.
She took it and said, I'm so glad I met you, I feel so good now, I was soo horny. Well I had a really fucked up nite before I met you too, you really helped me out too you know, I told her you are a fabulous slut! She was very cheerful as I drove her home and outside her apartment building she gave me a nice kiss and said thanks, I had a really great time! I watched her walk into the lobby of the apartment and I felt high an exhaulting feeling, only a real connection can bring that on.
I'm still smilin as I sit here behind my keyboard, was that real, was it a dream, how could a strange nite wind up like that, could I ever top that?
I doubt it, that was very special and I will remember it for the rest of my life and I think its appropriate that I will close this years SW poonin season as of now.
I just may be ready to experience what the great Sp's have to offer, so girlies get ready when I have my "alles in ortnung papers" I just might be givin ya a call!:p
Well took a bit of time out today, had a dinner date with a lovely professional lady I like to think of as a friend, she is lookin better than ever. We chatted about all kinds of things and counseling even came up, a strange coincidence as you'll read later. We wound up messin around in the Trickmachine and I had a couple of tokes.
She was soooo sweet, I'm out of my element with a SP, I get into cruise mode and pick up a SW, wham bam no problem. Here I have a lovely lady tempting me with her charms and I'm Duh, not with it. But she got me wonderin what I'm missin and I can see the benefits of a well experienced sp, so I think I'm going to be exploring that realm in the near future! (after I get my all clear papers from the clinic that is)
It was an out of it nite for me that's for sure, I wound up hittin the Riverboat casino and after a couple of hrs. still no luck. I was feelin a bit more mello now that the tokes had leveled off a bit so I figured it was time for some cruisin.
Well I headed up to Royal to hunt for Renn again, headed down towards 10th and holy cow sure looks like her. She was walkin very discreetly, I drove past to make sure it was her and it was. I fucked up, I should have pulled over, but it was early so I was cautious as LE was about. I hung a right and drove thru a parkin lot so I could turn back and wait at the stop sign. She was walkin towards me, there was a car parked on Royal but there didn't seem to be anyone in it. Till she walked past it, shit the fucker picked her up just as she was gettin to me, that figures its one of those days!
Well, I'll cruise in Augusta, I head up 12th and nothing but LE, get to in Augusta and lights sirens christ what the fuck is going on here? It was dead till I got up past Boundary, there were plenty of girls out but none interested me, they ask for too much $$$ for me to bother to take a chance with one of em.
I wound up cruisin all the way to Frazer and back on Broadway to Clarke to the old midtrack around Salisbury and Pandora. Well what's this a lil spinner on the steps looked pretty good, I pull up and in she hops. She looked familiar I had a feelin I'd picked her up before and that she was a dud, oh well try er again.
Her name is Tianna has a shapley lil bod, foxy dresser, abit of a honker for a nose, wears sparkly eye makeup and tells me what I want to hear. We go to the poonpalace and its closed early that's fucked up, oh well plenty of places to park. Here is the next signal, when a chick is already askin for a tip before you even pay her, not a good sign. I told what I wanted and she agreed so I gave her a red.
Now for the bitch trip, I don't like your flashlite, I never take my pants off, I pull them up to my shoes and put them in the air you can fuck me that way. Holy shit she's talkin all aggressive, I tell her she is goofy all I want is some pussy not a big production about what she don't like.
Now I remember her, I went thru this last spring with her, she is a total WOT, DUD, just wants your coin and won't do anything after she gets it, BE WARNED its the only good thing I can post about her! Fuck it I drop her off and note to myself remember her, don't pick her up agian stupid!
I cruise the lo and it is dead for a Fri. nite I can't believe it nothing at all, so I backtrack the way I came and head back on in Augusta, fuck looks like a strike out tonite!
I get up to Kingway and Ethel st. by 14th and Wow, what a set of thighs!! There is this chick on the corner fuckin with her skirt and its ridin way up exposing her legs and she has great lookin thighs. She ain't gettin away, I pull up just as others are too, I tell her to get in, she is also lookin at the other guys as if to make a decision!
She comes over and hops in, I can smell alcohol on her breath and she seems a bit tipsy. Hi I'm a really dirty slut she says!! She seems to have a few tears in her eyes and says that fuckin asshole ol man of mine has called me a dirty slut for the last time, fuck him, I'll show him what a slut I am, do you like sluts, she says to me?
Hell Ya, I love Sluts, your talkin to the right guy now!! Well I tore my skirt short, that's what she was doin when I stopped, she now tore the rest of it off makin it level with the bottom of her ass. This was crazy, I wasn't sure what I was dealin with, are you a Ho I ask her? Hell no, I have never worked out here before but I want to get fucked tonite, how much do you want, I ask her?
I don't know, how much do you usually pay? Well she looked pretty good, she was 32 had short red hair big tits, nice long legs a bit of meat on her but not fat. How's $60 I ask, yeah I'm a cheap slut she said what would you like me to do? Show me those big tits and that pussy I say, we're drivin down the road and off come her panties and she's spreadin her legs and rubbin her pussy. Whoo I'm havin trouble concentrating on drivin and lookin between her legs at the same time, Wow what a lucious plump box. I shine my flashlite on it, give me that she says and shines my lite on her puss.
This was a trip, a real red head with a nice landing strip above some meaty big outer lips, my heart started racin. Do you want to fuck this slut pussy she says, I want you to fuck me, I'll show that asshole what a slut I am. I could hardly contain myself, lets see those tits! She pulls her top up and her bra, out flop 2 big white tits with big nipples on the end, you have kids I ask, ya I got 3 of em, and I nursed them all. Can you suck on em I ask, of course I can what kind of slut do you think I am, watch this and she starts suckin on em and lickin em. Here you suck on one and she's over stickin it in my mouth, I can smell the alcohol, fuck I love drunk chicks!!!:p
I finally get to my parkin spot and she wastes no time climbin on my lap, I want to get fucked she says and sticks her tits in my face. Man they were nice big soft lucious pale tits only like a redhead has and that pussy all wet and really hot, I finger banged her and she was moanin. Lucky I had a rubber as she didn't, ol throbber was buried in there in no time, Fuck me, Fuck me she hisses and I see tears running down her face. I'm a horny dirty fuckin slut, I'm a slut she keeps sayin and she's ridin me like crazy, I'm rubbin her engored clit and she starts shudderin and moanin, Wow did she ever cum.
I roll her on her back and start fuckin her that way, shit I'm between those long lucious thighs, she's suckin her tits again, that's it Kaboom, ol throbber does his best to blow his nob off, sure felt like I did, shit I couldn't believe it, what a fantastic fuck! There she says, I told you I was a slut, well I'm really glad I picked you up I said.
She had a big purse with her and pulled a beer out of it, you want one she says, does it get any better than this I thought! She had another one in there also so we both sat there drinkin beer and we were both blown away with what had just happened!
Have you worked out there anywhere before I asked her? She had tears in her eyes again, never she said, well you would do very well I told her you are fabulous. I've been married for 9 years she said, the perfect housewife, take care of the kids make the beds cook the dinner and all the asshole does is fuckin complain and call me a slut. He thinks I've fucked his friends, the mailman and anyone else he can name, I've never ever fucked around with anyone since we were married she says. Tonite was the last straw, he passed out after accusing me of being a slut again, so I said yeah well if your going to call me a dirty slut, I might as well go out and be one!
She is crying again, I tell her its not her fault that her ol man is an asshole and doesn't appreciate her like he should. I told her she had a terrific sexy body, look at these tits and that pussy, I was shinin a light on her now. What a peach, so pink small lips inside big plump ones outside, fuck it I started eatin it! I realized I still had a beer in my hand so I downed it and went for it with that pussy, did she ever love it, she held my head and rocked her pelvis up and down. I gave it to her till my lips and tounge started to feel sore, but I couldn't stop as she was about to cum, she grabbed my hair and pulled me harder and just ground that pussy into my face. She bucked all over the seat and yelped as she came, boy did I have some throbbin wood now!
I thought I died and went to heaven, here I was fuckin her again and she's suckin her tits again, I blew another load and my mind as well. We sat there and talked for a long time, she told me she hadn't been fucked in at least 3 months. Well its definately not you that's the problem I tell her, do you ever get along with your husband. When he's not drinking he's fine she says and he's a good dad with the kids, he just doesn't pay me the time of day anymore because he's drinking all the time, just calls me a dirty slut. Well I guess he was right I am a dirty slut and she starts tearin up again.
That's not your fault I told her, you just had enough of his BS and went and got even for a change, you should be feeling much better because you turned the tables on him for a change. I did didn't I, she said then she started to laugh. You know you guys could go for counseling and try to work it out, I don't think he will go she said. Well you could give him an ultimatum either go or its over, I told her. You could make some great coin as a SP, I know plenty of guys who would go crazy to come and see you!
I'll have to think about that she said, at least I don't feel stuck anymore and I'm not puttin up with anymore of his shit either. Has he ever hit you I asked, never he wouldn't do that, just calls me a slut. If he calls me that again I can tell him yes you are right, I really am a slut and I fucked the first guy that picked me up! She started laughing again, I told her I thought she was a beautiful person and she didn't deserve to put up with that shit. You could give me your number and I'll call you to see if you want to come out.
I can't do that she said, I'm a mother to my kids and I have to be there for their sake. I'm really glad you picked me up, you made me feel so good. Well if you ever want to come out again, just walk out to the corner, I come by there pretty regularly. The nieghbours would know me, I live real close she says. I said here's your money and showed her the 3 gr. I don't want that she said, I'm not a hooker, you have helped me more than you know. Fuck that I said you earned that fair and square, its your $ spend it on yourself.
She took it and said, I'm so glad I met you, I feel so good now, I was soo horny. Well I had a really fucked up nite before I met you too, you really helped me out too you know, I told her you are a fabulous slut! She was very cheerful as I drove her home and outside her apartment building she gave me a nice kiss and said thanks, I had a really great time! I watched her walk into the lobby of the apartment and I felt high an exhaulting feeling, only a real connection can bring that on.
I'm still smilin as I sit here behind my keyboard, was that real, was it a dream, how could a strange nite wind up like that, could I ever top that?
I doubt it, that was very special and I will remember it for the rest of my life and I think its appropriate that I will close this years SW poonin season as of now.
I just may be ready to experience what the great Sp's have to offer, so girlies get ready when I have my "alles in ortnung papers" I just might be givin ya a call!:p
Thursday, November 30. 2006
Ice Fishin - Kennebunk Escorts
I don't know what came over me but I couldn't help it, something about all this snow excites me, must be a vibe from the old skiing days. The trickmachine just seemed to start cruisin all by itself, it was sniffin around for Renn in New West, no Luck.
Cruised in Kennebunk and a surprising # of Hardy Ho's were out there, I headed westward to where the prices shoulda tapered down abit. Past Naniamo I spotted this chick walkin with beautiful long brown hair and she looked pretty shapely too.
Picked her up and she seemed good to go, but the price was way off, she wanted a brown for fucks sake for a bang in the trickmachine, I told her get real. Well I do have a place she says, well that sounds good that could be worth 4 gr.
I go with her, it was a basement suite on the north side of in Kennebunk entered thru the back alley. Her name is Christina and she was all hot and friendly, I get in there and its a shithole. She goes shut up shut up, and I never said anything, that should have clued me in, but it was cold out and I wanted to bang something.
Well pay me she says, I give her the dough. I have to pay my room-mate she says and takes her high heel boots off and dissappears down the hall. I feel like a real dumbass, I know much better than this, the fuckin small head took over again. She does come back and makes a big production out of tellin me to be quiet as her roomate won't like it, she's barricading the door to keep him out.
I'd already put my clothes back on and had a nice wooden pole lined-up incase someone wanted to dance. This chick is totally fucked she may have come accross but her attitude and her whole trip was a complete turn-off. She had taken off her jacket and she really didn't look much good underneath it, its surprising how they can seem right on and once they have the $ your dealin with a total different animal.
I could have caused quite the disturbance and tried to get some $ back, she'd already given it to some flake, its not worth it, much better to warn fellow pooners about her. Watch out she's not a bad looker, but a totally bad hooker!:(
Her sexy dress-up in this cold weather should have been a clue that she didn't have her shit together, (well mabe she did as a rip-off) as I was leavin the delivery dudes were showin up, fuck her!
I think about goin home and callin it a nite but the trickmachine had other ideas, westward Ho of course. Down by 4th and in Kennebunk, why its Linda the ol school marm, I haven't seen her in ages, she's Cechoslovakian and Kinkier than shit!
She always has fishnet stalkings or some other sort of fancy leggings on, she had some fancy pantyhose with no ass in them this time. She know's what I like too and starts spreadin and playin with her nice hairy box. She's fingerbangin herself and lickin her fingers like its the best ice-cream yum yum, holy fuck!
She wanted a red, hell no problem, still has nice perky tits and that pussy looked pretty damn good. I stuffed ol throbber in there and wow nice and hot too, she's a pretty good fuck, likes to dirty talk, oh yeah that works for me baby, wham bam thankyou mam! I drop her off and think I can head for home now, no such luck!
Its so bright out with the snow and there seems to be action out there, I don't know who's the fish them or me, it feels more like me and they're reelin me in. The danm trickmachine is crisin the Lo now, I gotta hand it to the boys in blue. LE is definately not afraid of the cold, I seen em chattin standing by their cars, I seen em handcuffin a guy up on Rupert, they were everywhere.
Anyhow the Lo didn't impress me but as I circled the blocks a chick stood out, she was dressed nice and warm with hat and shawl, coat! That attracted me as its a sure sign she's got her shit together, and that is always what I'm lookin for. I pick her up and she seems familiar, why its Rose, the chick I banged several months back who's belly bounced around like jello!
Well she has lost some weight and was lookin good, and she's happy with 2 gr. we park and its bright with the street light and the snow. I didn't need my snatch-lite as her lovely box was spread out all inviting for me, oh yeah those big tits were under there too, fuckin nice stuff!
I got my eyes closed and I'm bangin her and fuck she feels great, I look out the window and some dude is lookin in at me!:eek: I give him a stupid grinn and a wink and he shakes his head and fucks off! Oh I love the feel of her pussy, the action is superb and I got some big time wood about to blow, I hang in there as long as I can but it goes boom, what a rush! That was a pretty exciting fuck!
She's quite a cheerful girl and I like her so I gave her a tip, she says she's not a druggie and really don't seem like one, says she lost the wieght workin out and needs the $ to help out with her kid, who knows for sure, don't matter one way or the other, she's a Good Ho!
I gave her a ride home and headed home myself, its pretty damn cold out there, that down or whatever they're doin must be like antifreeze because there were plenty of skimpy dressed Ho's out there. I think that's a sign of who not to pick up, one with the correct clothes on makes more sense as she knows what she's doin and the other ones could be fucked, but who really knows that's the way the game works!
I guess I was the fish as I got landed 3 times and played as a sucker once!:confused:
Cruised in Kennebunk and a surprising # of Hardy Ho's were out there, I headed westward to where the prices shoulda tapered down abit. Past Naniamo I spotted this chick walkin with beautiful long brown hair and she looked pretty shapely too.
Picked her up and she seemed good to go, but the price was way off, she wanted a brown for fucks sake for a bang in the trickmachine, I told her get real. Well I do have a place she says, well that sounds good that could be worth 4 gr.
I go with her, it was a basement suite on the north side of in Kennebunk entered thru the back alley. Her name is Christina and she was all hot and friendly, I get in there and its a shithole. She goes shut up shut up, and I never said anything, that should have clued me in, but it was cold out and I wanted to bang something.
Well pay me she says, I give her the dough. I have to pay my room-mate she says and takes her high heel boots off and dissappears down the hall. I feel like a real dumbass, I know much better than this, the fuckin small head took over again. She does come back and makes a big production out of tellin me to be quiet as her roomate won't like it, she's barricading the door to keep him out.
I'd already put my clothes back on and had a nice wooden pole lined-up incase someone wanted to dance. This chick is totally fucked she may have come accross but her attitude and her whole trip was a complete turn-off. She had taken off her jacket and she really didn't look much good underneath it, its surprising how they can seem right on and once they have the $ your dealin with a total different animal.
I could have caused quite the disturbance and tried to get some $ back, she'd already given it to some flake, its not worth it, much better to warn fellow pooners about her. Watch out she's not a bad looker, but a totally bad hooker!:(
Her sexy dress-up in this cold weather should have been a clue that she didn't have her shit together, (well mabe she did as a rip-off) as I was leavin the delivery dudes were showin up, fuck her!
I think about goin home and callin it a nite but the trickmachine had other ideas, westward Ho of course. Down by 4th and in Kennebunk, why its Linda the ol school marm, I haven't seen her in ages, she's Cechoslovakian and Kinkier than shit!
She always has fishnet stalkings or some other sort of fancy leggings on, she had some fancy pantyhose with no ass in them this time. She know's what I like too and starts spreadin and playin with her nice hairy box. She's fingerbangin herself and lickin her fingers like its the best ice-cream yum yum, holy fuck!
She wanted a red, hell no problem, still has nice perky tits and that pussy looked pretty damn good. I stuffed ol throbber in there and wow nice and hot too, she's a pretty good fuck, likes to dirty talk, oh yeah that works for me baby, wham bam thankyou mam! I drop her off and think I can head for home now, no such luck!
Its so bright out with the snow and there seems to be action out there, I don't know who's the fish them or me, it feels more like me and they're reelin me in. The danm trickmachine is crisin the Lo now, I gotta hand it to the boys in blue. LE is definately not afraid of the cold, I seen em chattin standing by their cars, I seen em handcuffin a guy up on Rupert, they were everywhere.
Anyhow the Lo didn't impress me but as I circled the blocks a chick stood out, she was dressed nice and warm with hat and shawl, coat! That attracted me as its a sure sign she's got her shit together, and that is always what I'm lookin for. I pick her up and she seems familiar, why its Rose, the chick I banged several months back who's belly bounced around like jello!
Well she has lost some weight and was lookin good, and she's happy with 2 gr. we park and its bright with the street light and the snow. I didn't need my snatch-lite as her lovely box was spread out all inviting for me, oh yeah those big tits were under there too, fuckin nice stuff!
I got my eyes closed and I'm bangin her and fuck she feels great, I look out the window and some dude is lookin in at me!:eek: I give him a stupid grinn and a wink and he shakes his head and fucks off! Oh I love the feel of her pussy, the action is superb and I got some big time wood about to blow, I hang in there as long as I can but it goes boom, what a rush! That was a pretty exciting fuck!
She's quite a cheerful girl and I like her so I gave her a tip, she says she's not a druggie and really don't seem like one, says she lost the wieght workin out and needs the $ to help out with her kid, who knows for sure, don't matter one way or the other, she's a Good Ho!
I gave her a ride home and headed home myself, its pretty damn cold out there, that down or whatever they're doin must be like antifreeze because there were plenty of skimpy dressed Ho's out there. I think that's a sign of who not to pick up, one with the correct clothes on makes more sense as she knows what she's doin and the other ones could be fucked, but who really knows that's the way the game works!
I guess I was the fish as I got landed 3 times and played as a sucker once!:confused:
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