Hey everyone, first time poster here wish i knew about this site a while ago! Anyway down the reason your reading this right?
Sitting at home tonight, start cruising CL for some company tonight...it had been awhile. Came across Alexxx, says shes 23, curvy, and very excited to please me tonight...and wow...really glad i called.
She was very friendly on the phone (i was running a bit late) and she was very accomadating. Shes in Chandler in a gorgeous top floor apartment. Get there, she opens the door and she is every bit like she is in the pictures i would not throw her into the bbw category, she is curvy just like she said and they're all in the right places. Sit down on the bed, small chit chat (im being shy) but then she tells me to strip down and she starts doing what she does best. I ask if she allows kissing she said no not usually but she did give me a couple, maybe cause i was as polite as the queens son she wanted to see if i would loosen up a bit haha. She then asks if i want bbbj or Cbj...i go for the bbbj cause well shes stunning, young and like i said...it had been a while. Then throw her over and go in for a little DATY , she cums and then she grabs a condom and we start doing the real fun stuff. Went from some missionary, to her on top, then to doggy. Afterwards we smoked a joint (she offered and how could i say no?) Then had a smoke on her balcony then i was on my way, with im pretty sure the biggest smile my face could handle.
$200 for an hour and she was worth every last penny guys...her website is alexxxstars.webs.com give her a shout shes one of, if not the best ive had.
PS dont regard the username...tastes have changed...and sorry if i messed up this review(pm me i tried searching if i had any questions) but i had to say something for the great experience i had !!
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Wednesday, November 2. 2011
sakura ah nice - Sierra Vista Escorts
Read interesting reviews and after looking at her web site http://www.Sierra Vistasakura.com/, I made the call last night for appointment left a message for 12.30 today. Did not recieve a call back, so as I was just leaving the office for lunch...I get the call. Sakura said she was sorry for calling so late . but had not checked her calls. hmmm, ok how about in 30 minutes from now, ok , she said , gave the address and I'm changing lunch plans.
Arrived at her building, nice new, was buzzed up and was greeted by her in her undies. Nice creamy smooth skin, model face, a little sexy tummy roll, everything looked good.
She likes to talk, get to know you a bit, and was fascinated with the popular and successful Angelina. She had her web site on her laptop and asked many questions about Angelina.
After the talk, solo shower, off to the bedroom and a great time, kissing, bbbj, daty nice, cg, she like this position , you are asked not to move, miss to completion. Cuddle after and then shower and out. A nice Friday lunch.
1hr $180
Looks - 7
Attitude -8
Service -8
Repeat yes
She did say she is difficult at times to connect with, so plan ahead.
Final note: Charming, sexy, and delivers.:)
Arrived at her building, nice new, was buzzed up and was greeted by her in her undies. Nice creamy smooth skin, model face, a little sexy tummy roll, everything looked good.
She likes to talk, get to know you a bit, and was fascinated with the popular and successful Angelina. She had her web site on her laptop and asked many questions about Angelina.
After the talk, solo shower, off to the bedroom and a great time, kissing, bbbj, daty nice, cg, she like this position , you are asked not to move, miss to completion. Cuddle after and then shower and out. A nice Friday lunch.
1hr $180
Looks - 7
Attitude -8
Service -8
Repeat yes
She did say she is difficult at times to connect with, so plan ahead.
Final note: Charming, sexy, and delivers.:)
Monday, October 31. 2011
Jazelle from West Coast Vixens - a nice GFE CBW - Scottsdale Escorts
I felt like a GFE session but had no luck trying to reach Kara-Lynn or Van Island Lisa. So I called WCV ($ for 1 hour GFE) and the choices were Jazelle or LuLu. Lulu was described as Polynesian but fortunately I chose Jazelle.
I did meet Lulu and she is not a looker in face or body. Leave it at that.
Jazelle on the other hand, is very good looking. Round face, great smile, smouldering look from the eyes sometimes. DD breasts, I think pendulous is the word - really nice. Big butt. Somewhat reminiscent of Star. The site says she is 125 lbs but she admits to 145. She does not see herself as a BBW (she calls herself a CBW - "C" for chunky)
I took a shower before the session - it was a hot day and I had been sweating quite a bit. Really poor shower controls - basically broken and water was fairly cold. So a cold shower to start - not a great sign.
Fortunately the room was a reasonable temperature. mattress on the floor. Moderatly loud mini-stereo - tried to turn it down but it got really loud so I shut it off. Another sign? Jazelle offered and brought a glass of cold water
Jazelle offered a massage to start and I tend to let the ladies lead so we started with that. After 5 minutes or so she asked if I wanted to turn over. Who am I to say no. She was wearing a really nice blue top and I gradually lifted her breasts out of the shirt (easier to do than describe). All natural and wonderfully soft but somewhat firm - just great. Then some kissing - lovely big lips and a bit of LFK (she's not a DFK girl - too bad). But lovely lips so kissing was very nice.
Progressed to DATY - shaved but some stubble which actually felt interesting. Nice and clean. pussy fold hidden away so slowly exposed them and got busy for close to 10 minutes. Did some digits but I wanted to 69 so I didn't pursue that.
She wasn't sure the condom would fit and left the room (for about 5 minutes - bummer) to try to get a bigger one with no luck. But she got it to fit with no real problem on her return. I'm not usually that satisfied with BJs (BB or C varieties) but she had nice technique - lickinh/nibbling on the head, shaft licking etc. Moved to 69 which I love because I can fondle the breasts nicely while doing DATY and getting the BJ to boot. Did that for 10 minutes or so and she moaned quietly a few times near the end and moved away a bit - but didn't ask me to stop. I asked her if it was OK and she said she wa a bit sensitive there and said "It's time to concentrate on you". Fair enough!
Tried cowgirl but even though I had taken Cialis, I was not hard enough - too bad, that would have been awesome. So more BJ, lying together talking nicely (she's happy to talk but doesn't start the conversations much so no worries there). Unlike some ladies (Emma!) she looked me in the eyes quite a bit and had a great smile and an awesome smouldering look in her eyes at times. Unfortunately I told her that, and she then looked at me the whole time (which was nice that she was responsive to my likes) but was no longer as special. My mistake.
She was petting me nicely when the 10 minute knock on the door came. She did not rush things at this point which was great. I asked for Russian and she suggested to do it with me on top which was nice (including some kissing which was a bit of a contortion problem but worth it) but I found it tiring. She tried to finish me off with a handjob while I carressed her breasts and we kissed some more. I got close but as happens about 75% of the time for me, no release. I eventually told her I was done. She seemed unhappy but I assured her that it was not her but rather something that usually happens with me.
I did tip her $20 since I had a great time and I would definitely repeat. She's not in the top rank of providers (from my personal experiences only Miranda & Laiya are in that group) but she's in the second tier in my opinion. She's pretty, very pleasant and confident with herself and a bit giiggly (She liked my joke that she should be on the best breast list.)
L: 8
A: 8.5
S: I've never figured out how to evaluate this category.
Last Words: Greek unavailable (not that I would go there). Avoid Lulu - :eek:
I did meet Lulu and she is not a looker in face or body. Leave it at that.
Jazelle on the other hand, is very good looking. Round face, great smile, smouldering look from the eyes sometimes. DD breasts, I think pendulous is the word - really nice. Big butt. Somewhat reminiscent of Star. The site says she is 125 lbs but she admits to 145. She does not see herself as a BBW (she calls herself a CBW - "C" for chunky)
I took a shower before the session - it was a hot day and I had been sweating quite a bit. Really poor shower controls - basically broken and water was fairly cold. So a cold shower to start - not a great sign.
Fortunately the room was a reasonable temperature. mattress on the floor. Moderatly loud mini-stereo - tried to turn it down but it got really loud so I shut it off. Another sign? Jazelle offered and brought a glass of cold water
Jazelle offered a massage to start and I tend to let the ladies lead so we started with that. After 5 minutes or so she asked if I wanted to turn over. Who am I to say no. She was wearing a really nice blue top and I gradually lifted her breasts out of the shirt (easier to do than describe). All natural and wonderfully soft but somewhat firm - just great. Then some kissing - lovely big lips and a bit of LFK (she's not a DFK girl - too bad). But lovely lips so kissing was very nice.
Progressed to DATY - shaved but some stubble which actually felt interesting. Nice and clean. pussy fold hidden away so slowly exposed them and got busy for close to 10 minutes. Did some digits but I wanted to 69 so I didn't pursue that.
She wasn't sure the condom would fit and left the room (for about 5 minutes - bummer) to try to get a bigger one with no luck. But she got it to fit with no real problem on her return. I'm not usually that satisfied with BJs (BB or C varieties) but she had nice technique - lickinh/nibbling on the head, shaft licking etc. Moved to 69 which I love because I can fondle the breasts nicely while doing DATY and getting the BJ to boot. Did that for 10 minutes or so and she moaned quietly a few times near the end and moved away a bit - but didn't ask me to stop. I asked her if it was OK and she said she wa a bit sensitive there and said "It's time to concentrate on you". Fair enough!
Tried cowgirl but even though I had taken Cialis, I was not hard enough - too bad, that would have been awesome. So more BJ, lying together talking nicely (she's happy to talk but doesn't start the conversations much so no worries there). Unlike some ladies (Emma!) she looked me in the eyes quite a bit and had a great smile and an awesome smouldering look in her eyes at times. Unfortunately I told her that, and she then looked at me the whole time (which was nice that she was responsive to my likes) but was no longer as special. My mistake.
She was petting me nicely when the 10 minute knock on the door came. She did not rush things at this point which was great. I asked for Russian and she suggested to do it with me on top which was nice (including some kissing which was a bit of a contortion problem but worth it) but I found it tiring. She tried to finish me off with a handjob while I carressed her breasts and we kissed some more. I got close but as happens about 75% of the time for me, no release. I eventually told her I was done. She seemed unhappy but I assured her that it was not her but rather something that usually happens with me.
I did tip her $20 since I had a great time and I would definitely repeat. She's not in the top rank of providers (from my personal experiences only Miranda & Laiya are in that group) but she's in the second tier in my opinion. She's pretty, very pleasant and confident with herself and a bit giiggly (She liked my joke that she should be on the best breast list.)
L: 8
A: 8.5
S: I've never figured out how to evaluate this category.
Last Words: Greek unavailable (not that I would go there). Avoid Lulu - :eek:
Tuesday, October 11. 2011
Michelle @ Mystique - Yuma Escorts
So after a great session with Summer at the Fox Den, I went for a drink and despite my best efforts to ignore them, my hormones were raging again.
I decided to drop by Mystique on 8th, and there were 3 girls available. I realized I did not have enough money :confused: and well I was taking it as a hint to go check out Silhouette to see if there were any hotter girls there, so I had to do the "I'll be right back, I have to go to the ATM". Went to Silhouette, and there were 2 girls available, but no rooms available, LOL, so I decided to leave.
Of the girls there, Crystal was very hot, and I made a mental note to go check her out some other time.
So I go back to Mystique, still horny as hell, only to find out that 2 of the 3 girls available were already busy. The one available was Michelle. 5'5", nice slim figure, straight dark hair to her shoulders, blue eyes and a very nice smile. I always pay great attention when meeting the girls when they come to greet me, whether or not they get close to me, shake hands, have eye contact and well all those little things that are hints to consider when choosing a girl that might provide a warmer, friendlier, more sensual service.
I chose the half hour session for 1 brown and 4 greens.
I had to wait a few minutes while Michelle got the room ready, which I found out was the staff room with an L shaped couch and a mirror because the other 2 rooms were busy. Not the most comfortable room I must say.
Michelle quickly stripped down and I followed immediately, hugging her and lightly kissing her smooth skin. No LFK allowed. She seems to have, as another review points out, a lot of restrictions but she never actually said no, just her body language and I adapted respectfully since I know that when one finds a common ground where one can play, the session is very enjoyable. She applied the cover immediately and on to CBJ which was done very nicely, with a great circular motion of her mouth and I don't know how she did it but I felt this great rubbing sensation while she was doing it.
A few minutes and I couldn't help but want to move on to the FS. I was very happily fondling her small B or C cups, flawless skin and beautiful shaved pussy. Started with CG and kept going for quite some time, our eyes locking into each others and constantly smiling. She appeared to be enjoying herself as she would moan and close her eyes, throw her head back and caress herself, while I would pump her from below. Very enjoyable CG I must say.
Without exiting, I flipped her over to mish and continued non-stop, with an amazing feeling of having more than enough stamina to last me all night and she was being my perfect playmate.
Switched over to spooning for a while, giving it to her sideways and then on to lazy doggy which was fabulous, seeing her smooth ass, caressing her awesomely smooth back and arms and gently kissing her and whispering things in her ear and gently biting her earlobe which she appeared to enjoy.
While on this position, continuously pumping non-stop since I first entered her, the knock on the door came and Michelle was barely able to say "thank you", with a great smile on her face.
We moved again to mish and I prepared myself to deliver the goods. Holding hands, hot bodies moving in unison and my cock performing wonderfully, her pussy hot and wet (although she did use lube) and looking at her face was the perfect trigger for me to cum very hard, filling up the hat with my juice and resting on Michelles sexy body while I felt her breathing and she held me close.
After a couple of minutes, I exited, still hard, grabbed some tissues and cleaned up. I gotta say, Michelle's body is quite a treat when it comes to cleanliness, not obsessive but you just feel nice and clean with her.
All in all, despite the absence of DFK, LFK, BBBJ and I did not try DATY, it was a great session, I just enjoyed her flawless body, her great smile and the fact that we were both really into the session. A great half-hour for sure, I wanted her for the whole night!
Thanks Michelle, (although I doubt you will be reading this) I had a really great time.
L: 8 pretty, great smile, slender fit body with beautiful skin
A: 8.5 friendly and great disposition despite the limitations on her menu
S: 9 I went the half hour without stopping, every minute was thoroughly enjoyed.
Repeat? Yes!
I decided to drop by Mystique on 8th, and there were 3 girls available. I realized I did not have enough money :confused: and well I was taking it as a hint to go check out Silhouette to see if there were any hotter girls there, so I had to do the "I'll be right back, I have to go to the ATM". Went to Silhouette, and there were 2 girls available, but no rooms available, LOL, so I decided to leave.
Of the girls there, Crystal was very hot, and I made a mental note to go check her out some other time.
So I go back to Mystique, still horny as hell, only to find out that 2 of the 3 girls available were already busy. The one available was Michelle. 5'5", nice slim figure, straight dark hair to her shoulders, blue eyes and a very nice smile. I always pay great attention when meeting the girls when they come to greet me, whether or not they get close to me, shake hands, have eye contact and well all those little things that are hints to consider when choosing a girl that might provide a warmer, friendlier, more sensual service.
I chose the half hour session for 1 brown and 4 greens.
I had to wait a few minutes while Michelle got the room ready, which I found out was the staff room with an L shaped couch and a mirror because the other 2 rooms were busy. Not the most comfortable room I must say.
Michelle quickly stripped down and I followed immediately, hugging her and lightly kissing her smooth skin. No LFK allowed. She seems to have, as another review points out, a lot of restrictions but she never actually said no, just her body language and I adapted respectfully since I know that when one finds a common ground where one can play, the session is very enjoyable. She applied the cover immediately and on to CBJ which was done very nicely, with a great circular motion of her mouth and I don't know how she did it but I felt this great rubbing sensation while she was doing it.
A few minutes and I couldn't help but want to move on to the FS. I was very happily fondling her small B or C cups, flawless skin and beautiful shaved pussy. Started with CG and kept going for quite some time, our eyes locking into each others and constantly smiling. She appeared to be enjoying herself as she would moan and close her eyes, throw her head back and caress herself, while I would pump her from below. Very enjoyable CG I must say.
Without exiting, I flipped her over to mish and continued non-stop, with an amazing feeling of having more than enough stamina to last me all night and she was being my perfect playmate.
Switched over to spooning for a while, giving it to her sideways and then on to lazy doggy which was fabulous, seeing her smooth ass, caressing her awesomely smooth back and arms and gently kissing her and whispering things in her ear and gently biting her earlobe which she appeared to enjoy.
While on this position, continuously pumping non-stop since I first entered her, the knock on the door came and Michelle was barely able to say "thank you", with a great smile on her face.
We moved again to mish and I prepared myself to deliver the goods. Holding hands, hot bodies moving in unison and my cock performing wonderfully, her pussy hot and wet (although she did use lube) and looking at her face was the perfect trigger for me to cum very hard, filling up the hat with my juice and resting on Michelles sexy body while I felt her breathing and she held me close.
After a couple of minutes, I exited, still hard, grabbed some tissues and cleaned up. I gotta say, Michelle's body is quite a treat when it comes to cleanliness, not obsessive but you just feel nice and clean with her.
All in all, despite the absence of DFK, LFK, BBBJ and I did not try DATY, it was a great session, I just enjoyed her flawless body, her great smile and the fact that we were both really into the session. A great half-hour for sure, I wanted her for the whole night!
Thanks Michelle, (although I doubt you will be reading this) I had a really great time.
L: 8 pretty, great smile, slender fit body with beautiful skin
A: 8.5 friendly and great disposition despite the limitations on her menu
S: 9 I went the half hour without stopping, every minute was thoroughly enjoyed.
Repeat? Yes!
Wednesday, September 21. 2011
My First Client Review - Tempe Escorts
One of my long time clients asked me to enact one of his fantasies recently. It was so hot for me that I can't stop fantasizing about it and decided to share it with you! ( I have spent many, many, many hours now with my vibrator reliving it!)
In previous sessions, we have talked about my exhibitionist/voyeur tendencies and my sexual experimentations. He knows I am open minded. :)
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As I was getting ready for our "date", I kept shivering in anticipation. I was about to do something daring and rather naughty. As I pulled my garter belt up over my hips, I brushed my hands against my pussy. Even I was surprised at how wet it was. My brain was going a mile a minute as I slowly put each foot into my fishnet stockings and attached them to the garters. I put on a black lacy bra that my breasts swelled out of and pulled a very low cut black shirt over top.
I looked at myself in the mirror pretty sure that everyone who would see me that night, would like what they saw. Definitely, no panties! I pulled a short skirt on right before zipping up my knee high boots, grabbing my bag and running out the door.
We met at the Fox Theatre. I had never been there before. I had heard about it. I knew that people sometimes went there to put on a show. Now, it was my turn. Oh, the anticipation.
We went in. Every man in the foyer was staring at me as my date paid for our tickets. We walked into the dark theatre and sat somewhere close to the middle.
He told me, "Take your tits out so everyone can see them." I did as I was told. He started tweaking my nipples. I started squirming in my seat and moaning softly.
I could tell there was some interest generating in what was going on. Men were moving in closer and closer. My date motioned for one of them to come over. He sat right beside me.
I was in heaven. I had two men playing with my erect nipples, squeezing my breasts, sucking on them and an audience watching the whole thing!
My legs were spread. My date told everyone that I was such a "slut". The other man sitting beside me starting rubbing my pussy. His comment was, "Oh, a nice smooth pussy and it's soaking wet already!" He rubbed my clit furiously while my date continued playing with my breasts. I came really hard, my moans getting louder.
He continued thrusting his fingers inside me rather forcefully (which I was enjoying thoroughly), while I ended up with a nice hard cock in each hand. I came and came and came while stroking cocks in each hand at the same time.
I sucked my date's cock right there in the theatre. He stood up and I sucked and slurped noisily away enjoying the fact that I had so many people watching me. I also turned and sucked another cock right before my date whispered in my ear, "Let's go back to your place and fuck our brains out!"
And that, is what we did! Of course, we got to talk about the whole experience while he was pounding me!
L = 10 (my date was definitely hot!)
A = 10 (he was totally into it!)
S = 10 (he let me enact one of his fantasies, which has become one of my favorite things to fantasize about and he gave me a good pounding afterwards!)
Repeat = YES YES YES! (and we are cooking up more adventures as I write this!)
In previous sessions, we have talked about my exhibitionist/voyeur tendencies and my sexual experimentations. He knows I am open minded. :)
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As I was getting ready for our "date", I kept shivering in anticipation. I was about to do something daring and rather naughty. As I pulled my garter belt up over my hips, I brushed my hands against my pussy. Even I was surprised at how wet it was. My brain was going a mile a minute as I slowly put each foot into my fishnet stockings and attached them to the garters. I put on a black lacy bra that my breasts swelled out of and pulled a very low cut black shirt over top.
I looked at myself in the mirror pretty sure that everyone who would see me that night, would like what they saw. Definitely, no panties! I pulled a short skirt on right before zipping up my knee high boots, grabbing my bag and running out the door.
We met at the Fox Theatre. I had never been there before. I had heard about it. I knew that people sometimes went there to put on a show. Now, it was my turn. Oh, the anticipation.
We went in. Every man in the foyer was staring at me as my date paid for our tickets. We walked into the dark theatre and sat somewhere close to the middle.
He told me, "Take your tits out so everyone can see them." I did as I was told. He started tweaking my nipples. I started squirming in my seat and moaning softly.
I could tell there was some interest generating in what was going on. Men were moving in closer and closer. My date motioned for one of them to come over. He sat right beside me.
I was in heaven. I had two men playing with my erect nipples, squeezing my breasts, sucking on them and an audience watching the whole thing!
My legs were spread. My date told everyone that I was such a "slut". The other man sitting beside me starting rubbing my pussy. His comment was, "Oh, a nice smooth pussy and it's soaking wet already!" He rubbed my clit furiously while my date continued playing with my breasts. I came really hard, my moans getting louder.
He continued thrusting his fingers inside me rather forcefully (which I was enjoying thoroughly), while I ended up with a nice hard cock in each hand. I came and came and came while stroking cocks in each hand at the same time.
I sucked my date's cock right there in the theatre. He stood up and I sucked and slurped noisily away enjoying the fact that I had so many people watching me. I also turned and sucked another cock right before my date whispered in my ear, "Let's go back to your place and fuck our brains out!"
And that, is what we did! Of course, we got to talk about the whole experience while he was pounding me!
L = 10 (my date was definitely hot!)
A = 10 (he was totally into it!)
S = 10 (he let me enact one of his fantasies, which has become one of my favorite things to fantasize about and he gave me a good pounding afterwards!)
Repeat = YES YES YES! (and we are cooking up more adventures as I write this!)
Friday, July 15. 2011
Chatline Hop - Tucson Escorts
(Same msg has been posted under my "diary" thread, but so that people don't hijack it, please post your replies in this thread)
Been real busy, but have managed to put in 20 min here, 30 min there on the free chatlines. It used to take an hour for me to get 3 phone numbers or so, but it's become so boring I set a new challenge for myself. Get a phone number in 20 minutes and see what happens. I got lucky last week with a 7.0 (I know, not up to my usual standard of 8.0 but this is a chatline, so I had to temporarily reduce my standards), and I'll write about that later, but I have to write about my terrible experince last night.
I call up the line, exchange messages with a girl we'll just call "FULK" for now (you'll see why in a minute, and I don't want to use her real name since I've taken heat in the past for using real names). 10 minutes later, she gives me her number. I gotta get 5 items on a grocery list and her house is actually close to the grocery store I go to, so I thought whatever, I'll pick her up, she can tell me her "story" in the car and at the grocery store while I'm doing my business. I figure it'll be multitasking and I won't be wasting any time if she's a WOT... see if she's worth getting to know more from there. BIG MISTAKE.
She told me she was 5'10", 150 lbs, cute and attractive on the phone. I'm thinking ok, for 5'10", that is probably only about 15-20 lbs more than I prefer, so she can't be that bad. They say history repeats itself, and you'll soon find out why.
So I head to her place, and she's all ready to go. I let her in and I realize right away she's not that hot, so I kinda look away and don't make much eye contact. I also notice she's about 190 lbs, not 220 like the other girl that said she was 140 lbs, but definitely not 150!
(see this thread for the other adventure http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showth...light=livelinks)
I start to drive off, and the next thing I notice is this SMELL. :( I roll down both windows, thinking it's just the area of the road we're at or maybe a skunk got run over near where I was driving or something. We're making small talk, and I soon realize the SMELL is coming from HER. FAAAWWWKKK. I look over and get a good look at her face, she looks like a female version of the incredible hulk (hence the name FULK). She had ORANGE hair (naturally orange, how I don't know, but definitely not from dyeing), and had a HUGE face and head. It was sending quivers down my spine. I wanted to pull a mustangjoe at this time, drive back and boot her out telling her she should take a shower, but it's just not in me to be mean to a person face to face.
We get to the store and all I'm thinking is get the 5 items and get the F out of the store as quickly as possible and with as few people seeing me with her as possible. I go to the deodorant isle (that is 1 item I need) and she comments that she needs to buy some too. I smile, but I'm thinking to myself, that's the F'ing understatement of the century.
Next, it's the snack isle. She says that's her favourite isle, and I'm thinking "yeah, I wonder why." :rolleyes: I decide not to get anything there, but then she makes this comment that Ketchup chips are her favourite. Ok fine, no big deal. Then she says that she has this picture of her daughter eating Ketchup chips with RED SH$T all over her face and hands... and I'm thinking "NICE, thanks for telling me that. I guess you've got your daughter off to a great start in life to be just like her mommy."
So I get my other items and we're on the way to the checkout when we pass the ice cream section. She says that's her 2nd favourite section and I'm just rolling my eyes thinking "how could I have guessed?"
:rolleyes:
I pay the cashier, keeping as much distance from her as possible, pretending she wasn't with me, get the hell out, and then drive to her house as fast as I can to drop her off. I offer her an orange on the way back since she said she was hungry and I felt bad about the whole situation and figured offering her something would be a friendly gesture to get her off my back politely and smoothly. This had a side benefit too, as when she was peeling the orange, the citrus smell from the orange COMBATTED her BO and made the smell tolerable. I told her I would call her (to be polite), dropped her off, but I never want to see her again. uuuuugggghhhh
I got home, and I SWEAR there was still this RESIDUAL smell from her on the passenger seat. EEEEEWWWWWW. I may have to shampoo the seats next time I wash my car. :mad:
Oh, and 1 more thing I forgot to add. She told me her bf is in jail. If I was him, I would stay there. :eek:
Been real busy, but have managed to put in 20 min here, 30 min there on the free chatlines. It used to take an hour for me to get 3 phone numbers or so, but it's become so boring I set a new challenge for myself. Get a phone number in 20 minutes and see what happens. I got lucky last week with a 7.0 (I know, not up to my usual standard of 8.0 but this is a chatline, so I had to temporarily reduce my standards), and I'll write about that later, but I have to write about my terrible experince last night.
I call up the line, exchange messages with a girl we'll just call "FULK" for now (you'll see why in a minute, and I don't want to use her real name since I've taken heat in the past for using real names). 10 minutes later, she gives me her number. I gotta get 5 items on a grocery list and her house is actually close to the grocery store I go to, so I thought whatever, I'll pick her up, she can tell me her "story" in the car and at the grocery store while I'm doing my business. I figure it'll be multitasking and I won't be wasting any time if she's a WOT... see if she's worth getting to know more from there. BIG MISTAKE.
She told me she was 5'10", 150 lbs, cute and attractive on the phone. I'm thinking ok, for 5'10", that is probably only about 15-20 lbs more than I prefer, so she can't be that bad. They say history repeats itself, and you'll soon find out why.
So I head to her place, and she's all ready to go. I let her in and I realize right away she's not that hot, so I kinda look away and don't make much eye contact. I also notice she's about 190 lbs, not 220 like the other girl that said she was 140 lbs, but definitely not 150!
(see this thread for the other adventure http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showth...light=livelinks)
I start to drive off, and the next thing I notice is this SMELL. :( I roll down both windows, thinking it's just the area of the road we're at or maybe a skunk got run over near where I was driving or something. We're making small talk, and I soon realize the SMELL is coming from HER. FAAAWWWKKK. I look over and get a good look at her face, she looks like a female version of the incredible hulk (hence the name FULK). She had ORANGE hair (naturally orange, how I don't know, but definitely not from dyeing), and had a HUGE face and head. It was sending quivers down my spine. I wanted to pull a mustangjoe at this time, drive back and boot her out telling her she should take a shower, but it's just not in me to be mean to a person face to face.
We get to the store and all I'm thinking is get the 5 items and get the F out of the store as quickly as possible and with as few people seeing me with her as possible. I go to the deodorant isle (that is 1 item I need) and she comments that she needs to buy some too. I smile, but I'm thinking to myself, that's the F'ing understatement of the century.
Next, it's the snack isle. She says that's her favourite isle, and I'm thinking "yeah, I wonder why." :rolleyes: I decide not to get anything there, but then she makes this comment that Ketchup chips are her favourite. Ok fine, no big deal. Then she says that she has this picture of her daughter eating Ketchup chips with RED SH$T all over her face and hands... and I'm thinking "NICE, thanks for telling me that. I guess you've got your daughter off to a great start in life to be just like her mommy."
So I get my other items and we're on the way to the checkout when we pass the ice cream section. She says that's her 2nd favourite section and I'm just rolling my eyes thinking "how could I have guessed?"
:rolleyes:
I pay the cashier, keeping as much distance from her as possible, pretending she wasn't with me, get the hell out, and then drive to her house as fast as I can to drop her off. I offer her an orange on the way back since she said she was hungry and I felt bad about the whole situation and figured offering her something would be a friendly gesture to get her off my back politely and smoothly. This had a side benefit too, as when she was peeling the orange, the citrus smell from the orange COMBATTED her BO and made the smell tolerable. I told her I would call her (to be polite), dropped her off, but I never want to see her again. uuuuugggghhhh
I got home, and I SWEAR there was still this RESIDUAL smell from her on the passenger seat. EEEEEWWWWWW. I may have to shampoo the seats next time I wash my car. :mad:
Oh, and 1 more thing I forgot to add. She told me her bf is in jail. If I was him, I would stay there. :eek:
Friday, June 24. 2011
REV: Karly (Chandler) - Jan 2007
I don’t know about the rest of you guys but when I read a review that sounds interesting I will usually make a note of the SP and if they get a few good reviews then I usually end up throwing them on my “To Do” List. Karly has been on my list for quite a while but due to her schedule I’ve never been able to hook up with her… until now. She advertises in the Buy and Sell under the heading Bored Housewife and works in Chandler Chandler out of an apartment. She’s been around a few years and she usually gets good marks for service and medium marks for looks. I had some time available at lunch so I called Karly and to my surprise she was able to accommodate me.
When I got to Karly’s place she did the standard hide behind the door thing. Karly was better looking than I expected, but to be honest I was only expecting her to be average looking based on her other reviews. I’d guess her age to be late 30's/ early 40's. She was wearing a white see through teddy that showed off her nice C cup breasts. She’s a little chunkier in the middle but not fat.
She led me into her apartment and walked me to the bedroom which was just off to the side of the main room. She laid down on the bed and asked me to get more comfortable. I got undressed and asked for and got a quick shower. When I got back from my shower Karly started me off with a quick backrub, which quickly progressed into a body slide with her teddy on and then a few more body slides with her teddy off. She’s not very good at back rubs but she definitely knows a thing or two about body slides. After the body slides I turned over and she started kissing down the front of my body and continued on to nibble, lick and eventually suck my boys. She looked up with an evil grin on her face and proceeded with a very enjoyable BBBJ. Manna!
She asked if I wanted to 69, but I’ve never been able to walk and chew gum at the same time so instead I decided to DATY. She’s completely shaved smooth… not even the slightest hint of stubble which was nice attention to detail. She was very clean and fresh tasting and really enjoyed herself so DATY lasted quite a while. After a while she looked down and said “I want to fuck you NOW!” which was quite alright with me, so we slipped on a hat and proceeded in missionary. I sort of thought that she was a little on the “loose” side, but when we rolled over with her in CG it worked out better and I was able to get a shot off.
Karly has a great attitude and she was a nice change of pace from the AMP’s that I usually visit. She’s very non-rushed and I would see her again, provided I can get there during her day shift. Her hours make it difficult to get ahold of her, but her BBBJ is worth the hassle. Her backrub is weak so it's probably better to stick with the 30 minute session and just get right to it.
Cost: $120 – 30 minutes
Or : $ 200 – 1 hour
Contact: .532.5208
Hours : 11:30 am to 5 pm (Mon to Fri)
When I got to Karly’s place she did the standard hide behind the door thing. Karly was better looking than I expected, but to be honest I was only expecting her to be average looking based on her other reviews. I’d guess her age to be late 30's/ early 40's. She was wearing a white see through teddy that showed off her nice C cup breasts. She’s a little chunkier in the middle but not fat.
She led me into her apartment and walked me to the bedroom which was just off to the side of the main room. She laid down on the bed and asked me to get more comfortable. I got undressed and asked for and got a quick shower. When I got back from my shower Karly started me off with a quick backrub, which quickly progressed into a body slide with her teddy on and then a few more body slides with her teddy off. She’s not very good at back rubs but she definitely knows a thing or two about body slides. After the body slides I turned over and she started kissing down the front of my body and continued on to nibble, lick and eventually suck my boys. She looked up with an evil grin on her face and proceeded with a very enjoyable BBBJ. Manna!
She asked if I wanted to 69, but I’ve never been able to walk and chew gum at the same time so instead I decided to DATY. She’s completely shaved smooth… not even the slightest hint of stubble which was nice attention to detail. She was very clean and fresh tasting and really enjoyed herself so DATY lasted quite a while. After a while she looked down and said “I want to fuck you NOW!” which was quite alright with me, so we slipped on a hat and proceeded in missionary. I sort of thought that she was a little on the “loose” side, but when we rolled over with her in CG it worked out better and I was able to get a shot off.
Karly has a great attitude and she was a nice change of pace from the AMP’s that I usually visit. She’s very non-rushed and I would see her again, provided I can get there during her day shift. Her hours make it difficult to get ahold of her, but her BBBJ is worth the hassle. Her backrub is weak so it's probably better to stick with the 30 minute session and just get right to it.
Cost: $120 – 30 minutes
Or : $ 200 – 1 hour
Contact: .532.5208
Hours : 11:30 am to 5 pm (Mon to Fri)
Saturday, August 28. 2010
Alex CL - Gilbert Escorts
I haven't reviewed in a while so here goes.
Went to see Alex on the weekend. She's 23 yrs, italian, and takes calls late. Number ends in 2930.
Call her up, and settle on a special of hers, 1/2 hour for $140. She's located in a high rise Gilbert off Davie Street and Howe st.
She's pleasant to talk to on the phone.
I get buzzed up, go up the elevator and knock on her door. She opens and she's the girl from the pics. The pics are her. She is a curvy, bigger girl though. I would say she looks about 10 -15 lbs heavier than her pics IMO.
So I get on her bed. I undress. She is friendly enough. Not much chit chat, she is ready to go. She is ready to give me a bbbj, but I said I want CBJ, as I decided to play it safe.
She has a tongue ring, and she is sucking good. She knows what she is doing, and she uses that tongue ring good. But the problem is I'm not feeling very much. I probably had too much to drink earlier, even though at the time I didn't think so. But she is a champ and she keeps going. I finally get hard and but again I'm not feeling much with the cbj, maybe the condom is too thick?
I then try doggy but I go soft after a minute. She's got a big ass. The next girl I do doggy will have a smaller ass. It is late and I think I'm done - it's not going to work tonight.
So she goes back to cbj. This goes for another 10 minutes. My time is almost up I think. I'm just lying there thinking I should have went for the bbbj, but she doesn't alow cim. I asked her for BLS but she said she doesn't do that, and bbbj is a ymmv. There was no kissing with her, but I didn't ask or initiate it either.
But just when I think this was a waste of money, she keeps going and I finally cum.
IMO she definetely knows how to suck. She enjoys blowing too. If you don't mind a bigger curvier girl she is good. But I think bbbj is up to her though and no cim or BLS. I don't know if there is any kissing.
Went to see Alex on the weekend. She's 23 yrs, italian, and takes calls late. Number ends in 2930.
Call her up, and settle on a special of hers, 1/2 hour for $140. She's located in a high rise Gilbert off Davie Street and Howe st.
She's pleasant to talk to on the phone.
I get buzzed up, go up the elevator and knock on her door. She opens and she's the girl from the pics. The pics are her. She is a curvy, bigger girl though. I would say she looks about 10 -15 lbs heavier than her pics IMO.
So I get on her bed. I undress. She is friendly enough. Not much chit chat, she is ready to go. She is ready to give me a bbbj, but I said I want CBJ, as I decided to play it safe.
She has a tongue ring, and she is sucking good. She knows what she is doing, and she uses that tongue ring good. But the problem is I'm not feeling very much. I probably had too much to drink earlier, even though at the time I didn't think so. But she is a champ and she keeps going. I finally get hard and but again I'm not feeling much with the cbj, maybe the condom is too thick?
I then try doggy but I go soft after a minute. She's got a big ass. The next girl I do doggy will have a smaller ass. It is late and I think I'm done - it's not going to work tonight.
So she goes back to cbj. This goes for another 10 minutes. My time is almost up I think. I'm just lying there thinking I should have went for the bbbj, but she doesn't alow cim. I asked her for BLS but she said she doesn't do that, and bbbj is a ymmv. There was no kissing with her, but I didn't ask or initiate it either.
But just when I think this was a waste of money, she keeps going and I finally cum.
IMO she definetely knows how to suck. She enjoys blowing too. If you don't mind a bigger curvier girl she is good. But I think bbbj is up to her though and no cim or BLS. I don't know if there is any kissing.
Tuesday, August 10. 2010
My Quick Reviews - Gilbert Escorts
Im new to town and have seen some very nice sps so I thought I would share my experiences as I have benefited myself from the very helpful reviews.
1. Kali Kaos
Not super attractive IMO but a cool gal. Provides really great service and videotaping allowed if you are into that. Nice apartment in yaletown. Easy to talk to and msog.
L: 6
S: 10
A: 8
2.Callie Fox
Very attractive and buxom. Had a great shower with her and and long sweaty session. Definite repeat. In her 30s but very hot all around and nice
L: 9
S: 9
A: 9
3. Kimber Fox
Sexy blonde who is very vocal. Really gets into it and fun to talk to. Repeat for sure
L: 8
S: 8
A: 9
4. Kits Brunette 27 from CL
Total dud. Avoid her. mechanical
L: 8
S: 4
A: 6
5. StephGilbert
Hot but mechanical. she has been reviewed and i concur. wont repeat
L: 8
S: 5
A: 3
6. Kate Hennessey
Very pretty, great service with few restrictions. Had alot of fun with her.
L: 9
S: 9
A:10
7. Sarah Passion
Total sweetheart but wild in bed. She really gets into it as well and beautiful to boot. a few restrictions
L:9
A:8
S:8
Hope that helps. Cheers
1. Kali Kaos
Not super attractive IMO but a cool gal. Provides really great service and videotaping allowed if you are into that. Nice apartment in yaletown. Easy to talk to and msog.
L: 6
S: 10
A: 8
2.Callie Fox
Very attractive and buxom. Had a great shower with her and and long sweaty session. Definite repeat. In her 30s but very hot all around and nice
L: 9
S: 9
A: 9
3. Kimber Fox
Sexy blonde who is very vocal. Really gets into it and fun to talk to. Repeat for sure
L: 8
S: 8
A: 9
4. Kits Brunette 27 from CL
Total dud. Avoid her. mechanical
L: 8
S: 4
A: 6
5. StephGilbert
Hot but mechanical. she has been reviewed and i concur. wont repeat
L: 8
S: 5
A: 3
6. Kate Hennessey
Very pretty, great service with few restrictions. Had alot of fun with her.
L: 9
S: 9
A:10
7. Sarah Passion
Total sweetheart but wild in bed. She really gets into it as well and beautiful to boot. a few restrictions
L:9
A:8
S:8
Hope that helps. Cheers
Monday, July 19. 2010
TOFTT CL Desiree 4177 or 7588 - Tempe Escorts
Was in the mood for some chocolate action and the ad caught my eye.
Not to sure if they are an agency or co-op. The location is a nice clean condo near English Bay.
Desiree is a lot darker than her pixs, which is a plus for me.
Very nice body, definitely a little spinner.
Unfortunately, not GFE. To be fair, none of her ads mention this service, but sometimes, you wish for the best.
15 mins of massage to start. A really good cbj for another 15 mins. Really hot to see her on her knees, in front of the full length closet mirror.
For the next 20mins some nice hard fucking in all positions and then clean up and away I go.
Looks, face 8, body 8, only reason not 10 is b/c tits are kinda droopy. Skin is flawlessly smooth.
Service 6. Yet, the fucking was 9. Only analogy I have is, you go to a restaurant and order an entree and there are absolutely no side dishes (no DFK or LFK, no DATY or DATO, no bbbj) yet the entree is top notch as this girl can fuck.
Attitude 7, polite, friendly, very professional.
Cost $225/hr
Repeat, maybe, as there are no black spinner girls in Tempe.
Recommended. only if you are into black spinner girls. does a GFE black spinner girl even exist??
Not to sure if they are an agency or co-op. The location is a nice clean condo near English Bay.
Desiree is a lot darker than her pixs, which is a plus for me.
Very nice body, definitely a little spinner.
Unfortunately, not GFE. To be fair, none of her ads mention this service, but sometimes, you wish for the best.
15 mins of massage to start. A really good cbj for another 15 mins. Really hot to see her on her knees, in front of the full length closet mirror.
For the next 20mins some nice hard fucking in all positions and then clean up and away I go.
Looks, face 8, body 8, only reason not 10 is b/c tits are kinda droopy. Skin is flawlessly smooth.
Service 6. Yet, the fucking was 9. Only analogy I have is, you go to a restaurant and order an entree and there are absolutely no side dishes (no DFK or LFK, no DATY or DATO, no bbbj) yet the entree is top notch as this girl can fuck.
Attitude 7, polite, friendly, very professional.
Cost $225/hr
Repeat, maybe, as there are no black spinner girls in Tempe.
Recommended. only if you are into black spinner girls. does a GFE black spinner girl even exist??
Sunday, July 18. 2010
Charlize @ Cloud 9 - Flagstaff Escorts
Cruising home through Flagstaff on my way home I decided to take a look at Cloud 9 as it was my understanding it was under new management there and see if they had improved the lineup.
There was a very cute young blonde there named Charlize, probably around 20 years old and I decided on her and booked a half hour.
Rooms were fine and included a shower which is always good so you dont have to take a quick run down the hall hoping not to run into anyone. Charlize came in, dimmed the lights and set up some candles. Charlize has blonde hair around shoulder length, is around 5'5" I would guess, has a very nice tight body, natural rack and a couple of very small tatooos. She seemed fairly new and was a bit on the quiet side, but very pleasant to talk to. She gave me a short massage, followed by a good cbj and from that we elapsed into cowgirl, doggy and finally missionary before I finally expulsed my horde of sticky white mancream. It was a good session but I guess it could have been better as when I talked to her after she could be open to offering GFE and gave me a delicious taste of DFK on the way out.
So in summary: Charlize is very cute, young, lowkey, probably quite new thus possibly a little nieve about how things work but she might offer pretty good mileage. I cant guarantee it but if she does it would probably be worth taking a look. If its only basic service you still get pretty good sex with a hot young blonde anyways.
Cloud 9 is at Ingleton and Flagstaff in Flagstaff. The half hour rate was $150 if I remember right.
There was a very cute young blonde there named Charlize, probably around 20 years old and I decided on her and booked a half hour.
Rooms were fine and included a shower which is always good so you dont have to take a quick run down the hall hoping not to run into anyone. Charlize came in, dimmed the lights and set up some candles. Charlize has blonde hair around shoulder length, is around 5'5" I would guess, has a very nice tight body, natural rack and a couple of very small tatooos. She seemed fairly new and was a bit on the quiet side, but very pleasant to talk to. She gave me a short massage, followed by a good cbj and from that we elapsed into cowgirl, doggy and finally missionary before I finally expulsed my horde of sticky white mancream. It was a good session but I guess it could have been better as when I talked to her after she could be open to offering GFE and gave me a delicious taste of DFK on the way out.
So in summary: Charlize is very cute, young, lowkey, probably quite new thus possibly a little nieve about how things work but she might offer pretty good mileage. I cant guarantee it but if she does it would probably be worth taking a look. If its only basic service you still get pretty good sex with a hot young blonde anyways.
Cloud 9 is at Ingleton and Flagstaff in Flagstaff. The half hour rate was $150 if I remember right.
Thursday, May 13. 2010
May May @ Mun Mun's East Flagstaff
I haven't visited this place since last summer. Ever since Ling Ling left it's gone downhill. But there's hope left.
May May has been reviewed before and she's not bad in looks and in service. She's a petite and cute Chinese girl with large man-made tits about a large C or D that are fairly firm. She has a little stomach fat but nothing unusual for a woman in her late 30s. Yes, she's 39 even though she advertises as 25. She showed me with her fingers how old she is.
Starts with her on my lap petting her partially shaved beaver and some LFK. She insisted on a condom on my finger for digits. Then an average BBBJ that gets me hard and I'm ready for action. Mish, CG with my finger up her ass, doggie, and some hard spoon as I blast inside her, but I'm sure COF is allowed. I'm also told she does anal and judging from her moans when I had my finger in her ass, quite receptive to it.
She follows this with a walking on my back massage which felt pretty good. A little rest was followed with a shower.
Back to the bed and we start second SOG. BBBJ and mish for a few minutes but it was late and I was tired so I finished without blowing.
L - Face=5, body=7.5 mostly for her large tatas
A - 8 Very enthusiastic and playful.
S - 8 Good menu and I had a nice time.
Repeat? Maybe
Recommend? Yes
Cost=$120
This is like the 15th location that Mun Mun's has been at and I guess they want to avoid relocating again, so those in the know, know. The rest find the contact info out yourselves.
Panther
May May has been reviewed before and she's not bad in looks and in service. She's a petite and cute Chinese girl with large man-made tits about a large C or D that are fairly firm. She has a little stomach fat but nothing unusual for a woman in her late 30s. Yes, she's 39 even though she advertises as 25. She showed me with her fingers how old she is.
Starts with her on my lap petting her partially shaved beaver and some LFK. She insisted on a condom on my finger for digits. Then an average BBBJ that gets me hard and I'm ready for action. Mish, CG with my finger up her ass, doggie, and some hard spoon as I blast inside her, but I'm sure COF is allowed. I'm also told she does anal and judging from her moans when I had my finger in her ass, quite receptive to it.
She follows this with a walking on my back massage which felt pretty good. A little rest was followed with a shower.
Back to the bed and we start second SOG. BBBJ and mish for a few minutes but it was late and I was tired so I finished without blowing.
L - Face=5, body=7.5 mostly for her large tatas
A - 8 Very enthusiastic and playful.
S - 8 Good menu and I had a nice time.
Repeat? Maybe
Recommend? Yes
Cost=$120
This is like the 15th location that Mun Mun's has been at and I guess they want to avoid relocating again, so those in the know, know. The rest find the contact info out yourselves.
Panther
Thursday, February 25. 2010
Port Moody - Monica - Phoenix Escorts
Have been looking for a non asian that was not too steep in price and had noticed a few ads for SP in the Port Moody (Newport) area so decided to TOFTT.
Saw an ad on CL for Monica, number ending in 5946. Pics looked decent and when I called things sounded promising.
Got to a new apartment building in Suter Brook and when I met her, the idea of bolting did cross my mind. She advertises as something very hot but in fairness she is anything but. Now I won't say she is ugly, but if you saw her in the mall or something there is virtually no chance you would notice her.
Big tits but they are saggy, saggy tummy but not too huge or anything. Thick thighs and calves and not in that hot way. Pics could be real but big time touched up and 20 pounds ago.
Anyway, I was horny and well...
Okay massage to be fair and decent CBJ, finished with mish. Did the trick but she is in somewhat rough shape. Weathered is a term I like to use. Lots of makeup to cover up blemishes etc.
Anyway, move on and avoid there are way too many hotties out there to waste time here.
L - 5
A - 7 (but my bitch radar was twitching so watch out)
S - 6.5
$$ for the hour. Way too much for these looks.
Saw an ad on CL for Monica, number ending in 5946. Pics looked decent and when I called things sounded promising.
Got to a new apartment building in Suter Brook and when I met her, the idea of bolting did cross my mind. She advertises as something very hot but in fairness she is anything but. Now I won't say she is ugly, but if you saw her in the mall or something there is virtually no chance you would notice her.
Big tits but they are saggy, saggy tummy but not too huge or anything. Thick thighs and calves and not in that hot way. Pics could be real but big time touched up and 20 pounds ago.
Anyway, I was horny and well...
Okay massage to be fair and decent CBJ, finished with mish. Did the trick but she is in somewhat rough shape. Weathered is a term I like to use. Lots of makeup to cover up blemishes etc.
Anyway, move on and avoid there are way too many hotties out there to waste time here.
L - 5
A - 7 (but my bitch radar was twitching so watch out)
S - 6.5
$$ for the hour. Way too much for these looks.
Thursday, January 7. 2010
Blacklisted but still giving out the reviews - Tucson Escorts
Im pretty sure i've been blacklisted for wasting some 19 year old brunette's time Tucson...
but i'll give some reviews anyway
Saw a chick that advertises as Eurogirl out in coquitlam...
now i've seen her twice. once back in feb and once the other day. Crack has done a total number on her. She's seems like a nice girl. but she's fucked up.
number ends in 6894...
bj was actually excellent, i like the way she plays with my balls....
looks: 5
service 8
picture is accurate as of feb. now it's completely out of date... she doesnt look like anything in the photo. but she did back in feb.
repeat not a chance
2856... port moody
description seems about right...
except that there is no way she is only 130 lbs. more like 190 at least
she's nicely tanned
looks 6
service 4
attitude 3
cbj (always a must for me), then doggy... little to no interaction verbally...
kinda strange.
repeat nope
Sandy Tucson.
only advertises during the day
Price of admission was reasonable.
Looks better than expected
Service 9
Attitude 9
pretty impressive lady... actually enjoys what she's doing. would repeat. but can't seem to find her ad very often
repeat yes
Some check out in abby whose number ends in dick
wicked and strange experience
followed her driver to multiple hotels where they were rejected
eventually went back to her apartment and got the cowgirl ride of my life
Looks 8
Attittude 7
Service 9
repeat.. cant find her but yes
hmm and there is one gem out there i'm not prepared to share at this moment. rarely advertises. east of north road.
Looks 9
Attitude 9
Service 9
age 21 :) pictures accurate
if your smart you can figure out the rest.
repeat yes
So anyone going to let me know if i'm on the blacklist? haha
but i'll give some reviews anyway
Saw a chick that advertises as Eurogirl out in coquitlam...
now i've seen her twice. once back in feb and once the other day. Crack has done a total number on her. She's seems like a nice girl. but she's fucked up.
number ends in 6894...
bj was actually excellent, i like the way she plays with my balls....
looks: 5
service 8
picture is accurate as of feb. now it's completely out of date... she doesnt look like anything in the photo. but she did back in feb.
repeat not a chance
2856... port moody
description seems about right...
except that there is no way she is only 130 lbs. more like 190 at least
she's nicely tanned
looks 6
service 4
attitude 3
cbj (always a must for me), then doggy... little to no interaction verbally...
kinda strange.
repeat nope
Sandy Tucson.
only advertises during the day
Price of admission was reasonable.
Looks better than expected
Service 9
Attitude 9
pretty impressive lady... actually enjoys what she's doing. would repeat. but can't seem to find her ad very often
repeat yes
Some check out in abby whose number ends in dick
wicked and strange experience
followed her driver to multiple hotels where they were rejected
eventually went back to her apartment and got the cowgirl ride of my life
Looks 8
Attittude 7
Service 9
repeat.. cant find her but yes
hmm and there is one gem out there i'm not prepared to share at this moment. rarely advertises. east of north road.
Looks 9
Attitude 9
Service 9
age 21 :) pictures accurate
if your smart you can figure out the rest.
repeat yes
So anyone going to let me know if i'm on the blacklist? haha
Tuesday, December 15. 2009
I'd should of went for a steak and lobster dinner instead!!! - Phoenix Escorts
:mad:
_Sexy New Girl Damn Good Rate - w4m - 23
Five Green Special For Young Girl - w4m - 23
Pretty Girl_Becky Hot_sexy_Body - w4m - 23
CL- 3978 Becky
Be warned! Haven't been out for a while so I figured I'd explore this one. Price was right and I thought the worst case scenario would be a half ass BJ. WRONG! Went to this highrise in in Phoenix on Saba Rd, called from downstairs and booker guy buzzes me in. Usual behind the door then girl quickly shuts and double locks it. Grabs my arm and leads me into a sparse bedroom.
I asked for Becky as the ad say 100% pic or I could have walked. She say "you showa I get" So I quickly rinse as I already had one and she goes out of the room in which I assume that she is going to get Becky and back she comes and says points to herself and says " me Becky" So here I stand butt naked with this frumpy, bumpy and lumpy mid to late 30's, dyed golden brown hair asian lady standing in front of me eyeing my unit.
My guardian angel says get the hell out of there but my guardian devil says WTF at least get your load off. Should of listen to my guardian angel.
Anyways, I lie on the bed and she disrobes, and again my guardian angel says "get out fast." I should of asked her to keep her clothes on. Body like a pear A cup at best, 3 tats 2 at her armpits (weird) and a larger one over her midsection and her many rolls. She grabs my unit with one hand and has a handiwipe in the other and starts to polish my knob. 30 sec lick not even close to classifying it as a BJ she grabs a party hat and slaps it on. I said just suck and blow me and she starts whining in some dialect of chinese that even Russel Peters couldn't imitate.
She then mounts me and tries to CG but only allows minimum penetration so I said just finish me with a BJ and here comes the whining again so I told her reversed CG so I I didn't have to look at her, I could then fantasize and get off quickly and get out. And that I did in record time for me.
I just grabbed a towel from the side table wiped myself down got dressed and got out of there. Could get home fast enough to get the cheap perfume off of me. I call her booker which I never do but something made me do it and told him that if it was the shitiest service ever and that if expected any business that he had better inform his crew.
This one might have put me into retirement.......
L 4-5 (neck up) 2 neck down or 5 clothed
A sucks and I don't me figuratively but literally
S see above.
Damage 1 brown I should of known that you get what you pay for.
So to you fellow pooners be warned.
_Sexy New Girl Damn Good Rate - w4m - 23
Five Green Special For Young Girl - w4m - 23
Pretty Girl_Becky Hot_sexy_Body - w4m - 23
CL- 3978 Becky
Be warned! Haven't been out for a while so I figured I'd explore this one. Price was right and I thought the worst case scenario would be a half ass BJ. WRONG! Went to this highrise in in Phoenix on Saba Rd, called from downstairs and booker guy buzzes me in. Usual behind the door then girl quickly shuts and double locks it. Grabs my arm and leads me into a sparse bedroom.
I asked for Becky as the ad say 100% pic or I could have walked. She say "you showa I get" So I quickly rinse as I already had one and she goes out of the room in which I assume that she is going to get Becky and back she comes and says points to herself and says " me Becky" So here I stand butt naked with this frumpy, bumpy and lumpy mid to late 30's, dyed golden brown hair asian lady standing in front of me eyeing my unit.
My guardian angel says get the hell out of there but my guardian devil says WTF at least get your load off. Should of listen to my guardian angel.
Anyways, I lie on the bed and she disrobes, and again my guardian angel says "get out fast." I should of asked her to keep her clothes on. Body like a pear A cup at best, 3 tats 2 at her armpits (weird) and a larger one over her midsection and her many rolls. She grabs my unit with one hand and has a handiwipe in the other and starts to polish my knob. 30 sec lick not even close to classifying it as a BJ she grabs a party hat and slaps it on. I said just suck and blow me and she starts whining in some dialect of chinese that even Russel Peters couldn't imitate.
She then mounts me and tries to CG but only allows minimum penetration so I said just finish me with a BJ and here comes the whining again so I told her reversed CG so I I didn't have to look at her, I could then fantasize and get off quickly and get out. And that I did in record time for me.
I just grabbed a towel from the side table wiped myself down got dressed and got out of there. Could get home fast enough to get the cheap perfume off of me. I call her booker which I never do but something made me do it and told him that if it was the shitiest service ever and that if expected any business that he had better inform his crew.
This one might have put me into retirement.......
L 4-5 (neck up) 2 neck down or 5 clothed
A sucks and I don't me figuratively but literally
S see above.
Damage 1 brown I should of known that you get what you pay for.
So to you fellow pooners be warned.
Tuesday, November 3. 2009
Amazing Kiana Fox!! - Gilbert Escorts
Hello Fellow Perbers!
I know I haven't written a review in a long time&despite throwing my 2 cents every so often; essentially becoming more of a lurker than a contributor. BUT now I am going to give you all a heads up on what I think is a REAL & RARE GEM! I have actually been sort of odds with myself about writing this review, mostly for selfish reasons lol! Despite of having hardly written anything about her, this girl seems to be very popular with the gents&on several occasions I have had difficulty booking her because her time slots fill up so fast.
The SP in question is of course KIANA FOX of Carman Fox & Friends. It all started when the "LF Vietnamese provider" thread came up on this board this past summer. Without having ever met her, I suggested KIANA to the guy; seeing how she is part Vietnamese & Korean. Then taking a longer look at her incredible pictures on the CF site, my curiosity got to me&so I took my own advice and went to check her out myself lol!
The initial encounter with KIANA FOX was amazing & mind-blowing! I have been back 5 times more since! If you are looking for a girl who is exotic, simply stunning, passionate, smart, classy & has a crazy sense of humor; KIANA FOX is for you. Make no mistake, KIANA FOX is a woman; not some innocent or slutty sex-fiend. CF's site states that she is 26 & I would say this is very accurate. She is between 5'2 – 5'3 & 98lbs; definitely 34DD with a perfect 23 inch waist & 34 hips. She tells me she enjoys hot yoga & aerobics and it shows... she has a frickkin hot tanned body & fairly toned stomach with a grrreat ass! If you're a fan of bolt-ons, she has the best pair of Double Ds I have ever laid my hands on; squeezable & very responsive! The kitty is equally yummy&completely shaven, beautiful to stare at & sweet tasting! DFK, DATY/69, MSOG & BBBJ (yes my boys, it's available!!... but only if you're clean & trimmed) are available on the menu; also the BEST accompanied shower (must insist)! She seems to thoroughly enjoy grinding CG & pounding doggy. But as in every case YMMV. As I said, I have enjoyed my many encounters with KIANA FOX &so if you're truly interested in an unforgettable –mind blowing GFE experience with her then I suggest: Be very physically clean lol!!! Its'a turn on for her!
She's sophisticated so be a gentleman & treat her well. She loves to laugh & enjoys her job a lot (she calls it as her "play time")& so if you've got game, you should bring it!
L-9
A-10
S-9.5
$$$.2 for an hour
Repeat- Of course&going soon on my 6 visit! :D
Recommend- Hell Yeah! You can thank me later!
Good luck Gentlemen!
I know I haven't written a review in a long time&despite throwing my 2 cents every so often; essentially becoming more of a lurker than a contributor. BUT now I am going to give you all a heads up on what I think is a REAL & RARE GEM! I have actually been sort of odds with myself about writing this review, mostly for selfish reasons lol! Despite of having hardly written anything about her, this girl seems to be very popular with the gents&on several occasions I have had difficulty booking her because her time slots fill up so fast.
The SP in question is of course KIANA FOX of Carman Fox & Friends. It all started when the "LF Vietnamese provider" thread came up on this board this past summer. Without having ever met her, I suggested KIANA to the guy; seeing how she is part Vietnamese & Korean. Then taking a longer look at her incredible pictures on the CF site, my curiosity got to me&so I took my own advice and went to check her out myself lol!
The initial encounter with KIANA FOX was amazing & mind-blowing! I have been back 5 times more since! If you are looking for a girl who is exotic, simply stunning, passionate, smart, classy & has a crazy sense of humor; KIANA FOX is for you. Make no mistake, KIANA FOX is a woman; not some innocent or slutty sex-fiend. CF's site states that she is 26 & I would say this is very accurate. She is between 5'2 – 5'3 & 98lbs; definitely 34DD with a perfect 23 inch waist & 34 hips. She tells me she enjoys hot yoga & aerobics and it shows... she has a frickkin hot tanned body & fairly toned stomach with a grrreat ass! If you're a fan of bolt-ons, she has the best pair of Double Ds I have ever laid my hands on; squeezable & very responsive! The kitty is equally yummy&completely shaven, beautiful to stare at & sweet tasting! DFK, DATY/69, MSOG & BBBJ (yes my boys, it's available!!... but only if you're clean & trimmed) are available on the menu; also the BEST accompanied shower (must insist)! She seems to thoroughly enjoy grinding CG & pounding doggy. But as in every case YMMV. As I said, I have enjoyed my many encounters with KIANA FOX &so if you're truly interested in an unforgettable –mind blowing GFE experience with her then I suggest: Be very physically clean lol!!! Its'a turn on for her!
She's sophisticated so be a gentleman & treat her well. She loves to laugh & enjoys her job a lot (she calls it as her "play time")& so if you've got game, you should bring it!
L-9
A-10
S-9.5
$$$.2 for an hour
Repeat- Of course&going soon on my 6 visit! :D
Recommend- Hell Yeah! You can thank me later!
Good luck Gentlemen!
Friday, April 10. 2009
Alexis - Top Model Companions - Glendale Escorts
I normally don't like to book with someone unless I have an idea of what they are like (by talking to them or visiting their website) A couple of weeks ago I noticed that Top Models agency had hired a new girl, Alexis, and after having the pleasure of spending time with Tyler (that will have to wait for another post ;) ) I figured that Alexis might be my type. The original post was simple and to the point, no pictures available as of that time:
Alexis
Extremely Beautiful GFE/PSE Brunette
Brand New to the Business
22 years 5'9 120 lbs 34-24-34 Long Light Brown Hair Big Brown Eyes
Sexy French Canadian with long legs and Cute Bum!
VERY open-minded GFE/PSE 300-350
I made the call and made the appointment. One thing that this agency does that is differently because of the way their incall location is setup, is that you meet the girl at the lobby of the building since you need a security fob in order to take the elevator. So when you get to the building, you call them and then the girl comes down to meet you. I kind of like this arrangement – don't get me wrong I love seeing women in lingerie, but I also love seeing women in their clothes (sometimes I like taking the time to remove them, adds to the experience and the excitement) I make the call.
"Hi, I'm Stormrider; I am here to see Alexis"
"She'll be there to meet you, what are you wearing?"
I briefly described what I was wearing and was told that she'd be there shortly to meet up with me. I paced around the lobby only knowing that she is fairly tall and with light curly brown hair. I am a very social person, and meeting new people is something that I like to do – you never know what can happen.
"Stormy?" I hear as I turn and see this beautiful girl standing before me, with a smile and big bright brown eyes.
"….." if my friends knew that I actually couldn't say anything at that point in time, they would find it hard to believe, but there I was. I was a bit stunned, I wasn't sure what to expect but I wasn't expecting anything like her. Had I seen this girl walking down the street, I would definitely turn to get another glimpse of her. I eventually did answer "Hi… Alexis"
She smiled and led me to the elevator, I managed to compose myself and we talked as we rode on the elevator to the apartment. I remember looking at her, and thinking how well she looked in her outfit, I have always liked seeing women dressed up, and she looked great. We entered the apartment, by this time I was beginning to feel at ease with her and she with me. I took care of business as soon as I got into the apartment – didn't want to have to make her wait. I jumped into the shower to clean up after a long day at work.
After making sure that I was all scrubbed and cleaned, I walked into the bedroom to find Alexis waiting for me in a two piece black lingerie set. We sat at the edge of the bed and continued our conversation for a few minutes more. She sat further back on the bed than I did and had her legs on the bed on display for me. I am not a ‘boobman' or ‘assman' I tend to love all parts of a woman's body, and I couldn't help but steal stares at this woman before me as we talked. She must of caught me admiring her, because she then got up came up close enough that I could smell the scent of her skin, and started run her fingers through my hair. Slowly we removed her top and I started to play with her skin – kissing my way up to her breasts. One thing about her breasts, they aren't overly big, but just perfect size for her frame and they are definitely nice. Soon we were making out on the bed, while she was stroking me. We removed the remaining piece of clothing she had on and while I caressed her skin she made her way down, kissing and teasing me on her way down.
She proceeded to give me one of the best bj I've had, slow, sensual and with enough teasing to make it hard for me for stay quiet let alone still. I was in bliss as she performed on me and I enjoyed every minute of it. Slowly I grabbed her leg and asked her to straddle my face as she continued to work on me. I started to nibble on her thighs making my way up to her clean shaven mons, slow licks. I do have to confess that I was not up to the task that night. Her efforts on me not only distracted me but at times had me loose attention to the task at hand. I'm sorry Alexis; I'll have to make it up to you next time.
I couldn't take it anymore and asked her to climb on top of me. Alexis turned around while she still had me in her mouth and gave me a grin, got up to get a cover and puts it on. She then straddles me and reaches down to guide me.
"You're in for it now!" she tells me with this mischievous smile on her face.
:eek: :D
She was not kidding.
We start in a very heated CG and I enjoy everything from the view of this beautiful woman on me, to the way her skin feels and the grip that she had on my member as she rode me. At times we would kiss, other times she'd squeeze my hand, depending on what position we were currently in. Eventually I was standing at the foot of the bed, behind her and admiring her back while running my hand along her waist and hearing her moans. Things were building up by the point, and I could tell that I would reach the point of no return. She looked over her shoulder at me, giving me another mischievous smile.
"Want to come in my mouth?" she whispered.
:eek: :D
Minutes later, I was sitting on the bed with her on my lap and we were laughing just enjoying each other's touch. I never felt rushed nor did I ever feel like she didn't want to be there. I tend to be an easy going guy, and I usually do get along with most people I meet. Alexis was not only beautiful and friendly, but intelligent and knows what she wants out of life (which I find to be a sexy combination) we clicked (after the initial loss of words) and the energy was high, the chemistry was right and we had fun throughout the session.
I had a great session with Alexis, and would repeat without any hesitations. I know that my experience might not be the same as everyone else's; I tend to think that it depends on the respect and attitude you bring into the session. She is a great person, her personality and confidence really adds to her natural charm and physical beauty.
Alexis
(http://www.topmodelcompanions.com/#alexis)
Alexis
Extremely Beautiful GFE/PSE Brunette
Brand New to the Business
22 years 5'9 120 lbs 34-24-34 Long Light Brown Hair Big Brown Eyes
Sexy French Canadian with long legs and Cute Bum!
VERY open-minded GFE/PSE 300-350
I made the call and made the appointment. One thing that this agency does that is differently because of the way their incall location is setup, is that you meet the girl at the lobby of the building since you need a security fob in order to take the elevator. So when you get to the building, you call them and then the girl comes down to meet you. I kind of like this arrangement – don't get me wrong I love seeing women in lingerie, but I also love seeing women in their clothes (sometimes I like taking the time to remove them, adds to the experience and the excitement) I make the call.
"Hi, I'm Stormrider; I am here to see Alexis"
"She'll be there to meet you, what are you wearing?"
I briefly described what I was wearing and was told that she'd be there shortly to meet up with me. I paced around the lobby only knowing that she is fairly tall and with light curly brown hair. I am a very social person, and meeting new people is something that I like to do – you never know what can happen.
"Stormy?" I hear as I turn and see this beautiful girl standing before me, with a smile and big bright brown eyes.
"….." if my friends knew that I actually couldn't say anything at that point in time, they would find it hard to believe, but there I was. I was a bit stunned, I wasn't sure what to expect but I wasn't expecting anything like her. Had I seen this girl walking down the street, I would definitely turn to get another glimpse of her. I eventually did answer "Hi… Alexis"
She smiled and led me to the elevator, I managed to compose myself and we talked as we rode on the elevator to the apartment. I remember looking at her, and thinking how well she looked in her outfit, I have always liked seeing women dressed up, and she looked great. We entered the apartment, by this time I was beginning to feel at ease with her and she with me. I took care of business as soon as I got into the apartment – didn't want to have to make her wait. I jumped into the shower to clean up after a long day at work.
After making sure that I was all scrubbed and cleaned, I walked into the bedroom to find Alexis waiting for me in a two piece black lingerie set. We sat at the edge of the bed and continued our conversation for a few minutes more. She sat further back on the bed than I did and had her legs on the bed on display for me. I am not a ‘boobman' or ‘assman' I tend to love all parts of a woman's body, and I couldn't help but steal stares at this woman before me as we talked. She must of caught me admiring her, because she then got up came up close enough that I could smell the scent of her skin, and started run her fingers through my hair. Slowly we removed her top and I started to play with her skin – kissing my way up to her breasts. One thing about her breasts, they aren't overly big, but just perfect size for her frame and they are definitely nice. Soon we were making out on the bed, while she was stroking me. We removed the remaining piece of clothing she had on and while I caressed her skin she made her way down, kissing and teasing me on her way down.
She proceeded to give me one of the best bj I've had, slow, sensual and with enough teasing to make it hard for me for stay quiet let alone still. I was in bliss as she performed on me and I enjoyed every minute of it. Slowly I grabbed her leg and asked her to straddle my face as she continued to work on me. I started to nibble on her thighs making my way up to her clean shaven mons, slow licks. I do have to confess that I was not up to the task that night. Her efforts on me not only distracted me but at times had me loose attention to the task at hand. I'm sorry Alexis; I'll have to make it up to you next time.
I couldn't take it anymore and asked her to climb on top of me. Alexis turned around while she still had me in her mouth and gave me a grin, got up to get a cover and puts it on. She then straddles me and reaches down to guide me.
"You're in for it now!" she tells me with this mischievous smile on her face.
:eek: :D
She was not kidding.
We start in a very heated CG and I enjoy everything from the view of this beautiful woman on me, to the way her skin feels and the grip that she had on my member as she rode me. At times we would kiss, other times she'd squeeze my hand, depending on what position we were currently in. Eventually I was standing at the foot of the bed, behind her and admiring her back while running my hand along her waist and hearing her moans. Things were building up by the point, and I could tell that I would reach the point of no return. She looked over her shoulder at me, giving me another mischievous smile.
"Want to come in my mouth?" she whispered.
:eek: :D
Minutes later, I was sitting on the bed with her on my lap and we were laughing just enjoying each other's touch. I never felt rushed nor did I ever feel like she didn't want to be there. I tend to be an easy going guy, and I usually do get along with most people I meet. Alexis was not only beautiful and friendly, but intelligent and knows what she wants out of life (which I find to be a sexy combination) we clicked (after the initial loss of words) and the energy was high, the chemistry was right and we had fun throughout the session.
I had a great session with Alexis, and would repeat without any hesitations. I know that my experience might not be the same as everyone else's; I tend to think that it depends on the respect and attitude you bring into the session. She is a great person, her personality and confidence really adds to her natural charm and physical beauty.
Alexis
(http://www.topmodelcompanions.com/#alexis)
Friday, March 20. 2009
I Heard Vixen Nina Was Back So I Took It For The Team - Yuma Escorts
Well it's been awhile for me since Vixen Nina has retired and I've only seen a couple of SP's that were not much writing about as I continue to search for another long time steady SP after Nina's retirement. I was searching thru CL and low and behold this caught my eye http://Yuma.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1073820480.html
Given that I was jaded from past experiences I knew that Vixen Nina would give me the straight goods. She went on too express that the photo did not do Danika any justice and that her personality was almost of that of a clone of herself and that "this girl is one sexy bitch". I booked the appointment and this is what happened...
I arrive and of course I truley would expect nothing less of Nina but to have her tell me to come on up to the penthouse. The door opened and Nina greeted me with a big warm smile and a warm hug. This woman looks amazing still and I will say I like her much better with her black hair. The penthouse was very tastefully decorated and clean. Candles lit, music on and great ambiance in the room.
We sat down and she offered me a beverage and told me a little bit about Danika and how she is running her gig now. I was very impressed that she told me that all ladies do accompanied showers and that my session time did not start until I was out of the shower. She then went on to explain that she will no longer hire any SP's that have ever worked as an independent or for another agency. She explains that she want's them new to the industry and fresh so that she can train them the way that she wants to so that she can ensure that the service is just the way that she wants it. She has girls fly in from out of town and locally as well so because they are new she does'nt have a large selection but will only hire fewer as she explained that she only wants the best as "bad news travels faster than good news".
I paid $$$ for the session up front and was glad it included gfe and msog. She then took me to a room and opened the door to introduce me to Danika. All I could say was WOW as my jaw hit the floor. This woman was drop dead gorgeous and truly was more attractive in person. Long black hair and the most beautiful green eyes. Her body was amazing. She gave me a warm greeting then Nina let us alone. After a few minutes of idle chit chat we headed to the shower then when that was finished our session began. I was actually surprised that she massaged really well and she explained that Nina made them massage her 1st to get their massages up to standards. I could'nt help but chuckle at that, I guess that's why Nina's a Vixen and the queen bee. It was just all too much her style.
I asked how Nina found such a gem like her and she chucked and told me that she was so smitten by Nina and intrigued by her beauty that they had met at a gathering and she kept hitting on Nina until she got her. She explained that they had an affair and were lovers. Lol, I could'nt help but chuckle at Nina's style again. Nina did well cuz Danika is just as beautiful. I immediatley became aroused and turned over asking what the price would be to fulfill a fantasy of her and Vixen togeter and she chucked that Nina is no longer doing such services. Nice try though.
She gave me a CBJ then DATY, mish, DFK followed by doggy and then finished on her breast. She was very energetic, very vocal and kissed very well. The session was not rushed at all. Including shower a total of 1hr 20 min
I would say that my experience was the exeptional and a definate repeat.
L-9
A-9
S-10+
This is by far the best gig IMHO that Nina has done yet.
I got out of the room and Nina offers me a cigar and also mentioned that she has select groups of "in house" clients in which she charged a flat fee for the night and you choose how many ladies and Vixen will host the gathering and serve drinks, beverages etc all inclusive explaining how hotels are not the most discreet with CC statements etc. I thought this was a great idea for me to book and entertain some of my peers and not have to worry about safety or discretion.
Sorry it was kind of long but I felt this post really deserved the time to explain as it was well deserved.
Thank you Vixen it was all worth it.;)
Given that I was jaded from past experiences I knew that Vixen Nina would give me the straight goods. She went on too express that the photo did not do Danika any justice and that her personality was almost of that of a clone of herself and that "this girl is one sexy bitch". I booked the appointment and this is what happened...
I arrive and of course I truley would expect nothing less of Nina but to have her tell me to come on up to the penthouse. The door opened and Nina greeted me with a big warm smile and a warm hug. This woman looks amazing still and I will say I like her much better with her black hair. The penthouse was very tastefully decorated and clean. Candles lit, music on and great ambiance in the room.
We sat down and she offered me a beverage and told me a little bit about Danika and how she is running her gig now. I was very impressed that she told me that all ladies do accompanied showers and that my session time did not start until I was out of the shower. She then went on to explain that she will no longer hire any SP's that have ever worked as an independent or for another agency. She explains that she want's them new to the industry and fresh so that she can train them the way that she wants to so that she can ensure that the service is just the way that she wants it. She has girls fly in from out of town and locally as well so because they are new she does'nt have a large selection but will only hire fewer as she explained that she only wants the best as "bad news travels faster than good news".
I paid $$$ for the session up front and was glad it included gfe and msog. She then took me to a room and opened the door to introduce me to Danika. All I could say was WOW as my jaw hit the floor. This woman was drop dead gorgeous and truly was more attractive in person. Long black hair and the most beautiful green eyes. Her body was amazing. She gave me a warm greeting then Nina let us alone. After a few minutes of idle chit chat we headed to the shower then when that was finished our session began. I was actually surprised that she massaged really well and she explained that Nina made them massage her 1st to get their massages up to standards. I could'nt help but chuckle at that, I guess that's why Nina's a Vixen and the queen bee. It was just all too much her style.
I asked how Nina found such a gem like her and she chucked and told me that she was so smitten by Nina and intrigued by her beauty that they had met at a gathering and she kept hitting on Nina until she got her. She explained that they had an affair and were lovers. Lol, I could'nt help but chuckle at Nina's style again. Nina did well cuz Danika is just as beautiful. I immediatley became aroused and turned over asking what the price would be to fulfill a fantasy of her and Vixen togeter and she chucked that Nina is no longer doing such services. Nice try though.
She gave me a CBJ then DATY, mish, DFK followed by doggy and then finished on her breast. She was very energetic, very vocal and kissed very well. The session was not rushed at all. Including shower a total of 1hr 20 min
I would say that my experience was the exeptional and a definate repeat.
L-9
A-9
S-10+
This is by far the best gig IMHO that Nina has done yet.
I got out of the room and Nina offers me a cigar and also mentioned that she has select groups of "in house" clients in which she charged a flat fee for the night and you choose how many ladies and Vixen will host the gathering and serve drinks, beverages etc all inclusive explaining how hotels are not the most discreet with CC statements etc. I thought this was a great idea for me to book and entertain some of my peers and not have to worry about safety or discretion.
Sorry it was kind of long but I felt this post really deserved the time to explain as it was well deserved.
Thank you Vixen it was all worth it.;)
Thursday, January 29. 2009
TOFTT Jennifer@Luci's on CL. - Tempe Escorts
Saw the ad for Jennifer@Luci's on CL,having had a good time with Alexa thought to myself why not.
She is close to 5'11",I guess about 130lb,long blond hair,its REALLY blond;) ,36C,nice firm natural set.
I was greeted by her at the door and i have to admit i fell for right away,she reminded me of a the girl i worshiped from afar in high school,but never even said a word too....
She is smart,yet very friendly,made me feel like i was not paying for her company.....ahhhhh if only it were true.
Multiple positions allowed,DATY was also offered and was gladly accepted,she taste's as sweet as she looks.
She plays safe,which the Player always does too.CBJ. was better then average and she was very enthusiastic,eager to please me.
The best thing about Jennifer is her great attitude,not like some who shall remain UN-named with their,"Why the F*%$ am i here" attitude.
Jennifer reminded me of the opportunity i missed in high school,so for me it was a real good.
L.8.9(She is really Tall,so make sure you don't have a small man complex)
S.8.6(She is still learning the"Tricks" of the trade) a Gem in the making.
A.10+(Great attitude!)
Donation was eight greens(Plus a three green tip.)
Search Luci's on CL.
She is close to 5'11",I guess about 130lb,long blond hair,its REALLY blond;) ,36C,nice firm natural set.
I was greeted by her at the door and i have to admit i fell for right away,she reminded me of a the girl i worshiped from afar in high school,but never even said a word too....
She is smart,yet very friendly,made me feel like i was not paying for her company.....ahhhhh if only it were true.
Multiple positions allowed,DATY was also offered and was gladly accepted,she taste's as sweet as she looks.
She plays safe,which the Player always does too.CBJ. was better then average and she was very enthusiastic,eager to please me.
The best thing about Jennifer is her great attitude,not like some who shall remain UN-named with their,"Why the F*%$ am i here" attitude.
Jennifer reminded me of the opportunity i missed in high school,so for me it was a real good.
L.8.9(She is really Tall,so make sure you don't have a small man complex)
S.8.6(She is still learning the"Tricks" of the trade) a Gem in the making.
A.10+(Great attitude!)
Donation was eight greens(Plus a three green tip.)
Search Luci's on CL.
Monday, December 29. 2008
Alexis - Top Model Companions - Scottsdale Escorts
I normally don't like to book with someone unless I have an idea of what they are like (by talking to them or visiting their website) A couple of weeks ago I noticed that Top Models agency had hired a new girl, Alexis, and after having the pleasure of spending time with Tyler (that will have to wait for another post ;) ) I figured that Alexis might be my type. The original post was simple and to the point, no pictures available as of that time:
Alexis
Extremely Beautiful GFE/PSE Brunette
Brand New to the Business
22 years 5'9 120 lbs 34-24-34 Long Light Brown Hair Big Brown Eyes
Sexy French Canadian with long legs and Cute Bum!
VERY open-minded GFE/PSE 300-350
I made the call and made the appointment. One thing that this agency does that is differently because of the way their incall location is setup, is that you meet the girl at the lobby of the building since you need a security fob in order to take the elevator. So when you get to the building, you call them and then the girl comes down to meet you. I kind of like this arrangement – don't get me wrong I love seeing women in lingerie, but I also love seeing women in their clothes (sometimes I like taking the time to remove them, adds to the experience and the excitement) I make the call.
"Hi, I'm Stormrider; I am here to see Alexis"
"She'll be there to meet you, what are you wearing?"
I briefly described what I was wearing and was told that she'd be there shortly to meet up with me. I paced around the lobby only knowing that she is fairly tall and with light curly brown hair. I am a very social person, and meeting new people is something that I like to do – you never know what can happen.
"Stormy?" I hear as I turn and see this beautiful girl standing before me, with a smile and big bright brown eyes.
"….." if my friends knew that I actually couldn't say anything at that point in time, they would find it hard to believe, but there I was. I was a bit stunned, I wasn't sure what to expect but I wasn't expecting anything like her. Had I seen this girl walking down the street, I would definitely turn to get another glimpse of her. I eventually did answer "Hi… Alexis"
She smiled and led me to the elevator, I managed to compose myself and we talked as we rode on the elevator to the apartment. I remember looking at her, and thinking how well she looked in her outfit, I have always liked seeing women dressed up, and she looked great. We entered the apartment, by this time I was beginning to feel at ease with her and she with me. I took care of business as soon as I got into the apartment – didn't want to have to make her wait. I jumped into the shower to clean up after a long day at work.
After making sure that I was all scrubbed and cleaned, I walked into the bedroom to find Alexis waiting for me in a two piece black lingerie set. We sat at the edge of the bed and continued our conversation for a few minutes more. She sat further back on the bed than I did and had her legs on the bed on display for me. I am not a ‘boobman' or ‘assman' I tend to love all parts of a woman's body, and I couldn't help but steal stares at this woman before me as we talked. She must of caught me admiring her, because she then got up came up close enough that I could smell the scent of her skin, and started run her fingers through my hair. Slowly we removed her top and I started to play with her skin – kissing my way up to her breasts. One thing about her breasts, they aren't overly big, but just perfect size for her frame and they are definitely nice. Soon we were making out on the bed, while she was stroking me. We removed the remaining piece of clothing she had on and while I caressed her skin she made her way down, kissing and teasing me on her way down.
She proceeded to give me one of the best bj I've had, slow, sensual and with enough teasing to make it hard for me for stay quiet let alone still. I was in bliss as she performed on me and I enjoyed every minute of it. Slowly I grabbed her leg and asked her to straddle my face as she continued to work on me. I started to nibble on her thighs making my way up to her clean shaven mons, slow licks. I do have to confess that I was not up to the task that night. Her efforts on me not only distracted me but at times had me loose attention to the task at hand. I'm sorry Alexis; I'll have to make it up to you next time.
I couldn't take it anymore and asked her to climb on top of me. Alexis turned around while she still had me in her mouth and gave me a grin, got up to get a cover and puts it on. She then straddles me and reaches down to guide me.
"You're in for it now!" she tells me with this mischievous smile on her face.
:eek: :D
She was not kidding.
We start in a very heated CG and I enjoy everything from the view of this beautiful woman on me, to the way her skin feels and the grip that she had on my member as she rode me. At times we would kiss, other times she'd squeeze my hand, depending on what position we were currently in. Eventually I was standing at the foot of the bed, behind her and admiring her back while running my hand along her waist and hearing her moans. Things were building up by the point, and I could tell that I would reach the point of no return. She looked over her shoulder at me, giving me another mischievous smile.
"Want to come in my mouth?" she whispered.
:eek: :D
Minutes later, I was sitting on the bed with her on my lap and we were laughing just enjoying each other's touch. I never felt rushed nor did I ever feel like she didn't want to be there. I tend to be an easy going guy, and I usually do get along with most people I meet. Alexis was not only beautiful and friendly, but intelligent and knows what she wants out of life (which I find to be a sexy combination) we clicked (after the initial loss of words) and the energy was high, the chemistry was right and we had fun throughout the session.
I had a great session with Alexis, and would repeat without any hesitations. I know that my experience might not be the same as everyone else's; I tend to think that it depends on the respect and attitude you bring into the session. She is a great person, her personality and confidence really adds to her natural charm and physical beauty.
Alexis
(http://www.topmodelcompanions.com/#alexis)
Alexis
Extremely Beautiful GFE/PSE Brunette
Brand New to the Business
22 years 5'9 120 lbs 34-24-34 Long Light Brown Hair Big Brown Eyes
Sexy French Canadian with long legs and Cute Bum!
VERY open-minded GFE/PSE 300-350
I made the call and made the appointment. One thing that this agency does that is differently because of the way their incall location is setup, is that you meet the girl at the lobby of the building since you need a security fob in order to take the elevator. So when you get to the building, you call them and then the girl comes down to meet you. I kind of like this arrangement – don't get me wrong I love seeing women in lingerie, but I also love seeing women in their clothes (sometimes I like taking the time to remove them, adds to the experience and the excitement) I make the call.
"Hi, I'm Stormrider; I am here to see Alexis"
"She'll be there to meet you, what are you wearing?"
I briefly described what I was wearing and was told that she'd be there shortly to meet up with me. I paced around the lobby only knowing that she is fairly tall and with light curly brown hair. I am a very social person, and meeting new people is something that I like to do – you never know what can happen.
"Stormy?" I hear as I turn and see this beautiful girl standing before me, with a smile and big bright brown eyes.
"….." if my friends knew that I actually couldn't say anything at that point in time, they would find it hard to believe, but there I was. I was a bit stunned, I wasn't sure what to expect but I wasn't expecting anything like her. Had I seen this girl walking down the street, I would definitely turn to get another glimpse of her. I eventually did answer "Hi… Alexis"
She smiled and led me to the elevator, I managed to compose myself and we talked as we rode on the elevator to the apartment. I remember looking at her, and thinking how well she looked in her outfit, I have always liked seeing women dressed up, and she looked great. We entered the apartment, by this time I was beginning to feel at ease with her and she with me. I took care of business as soon as I got into the apartment – didn't want to have to make her wait. I jumped into the shower to clean up after a long day at work.
After making sure that I was all scrubbed and cleaned, I walked into the bedroom to find Alexis waiting for me in a two piece black lingerie set. We sat at the edge of the bed and continued our conversation for a few minutes more. She sat further back on the bed than I did and had her legs on the bed on display for me. I am not a ‘boobman' or ‘assman' I tend to love all parts of a woman's body, and I couldn't help but steal stares at this woman before me as we talked. She must of caught me admiring her, because she then got up came up close enough that I could smell the scent of her skin, and started run her fingers through my hair. Slowly we removed her top and I started to play with her skin – kissing my way up to her breasts. One thing about her breasts, they aren't overly big, but just perfect size for her frame and they are definitely nice. Soon we were making out on the bed, while she was stroking me. We removed the remaining piece of clothing she had on and while I caressed her skin she made her way down, kissing and teasing me on her way down.
She proceeded to give me one of the best bj I've had, slow, sensual and with enough teasing to make it hard for me for stay quiet let alone still. I was in bliss as she performed on me and I enjoyed every minute of it. Slowly I grabbed her leg and asked her to straddle my face as she continued to work on me. I started to nibble on her thighs making my way up to her clean shaven mons, slow licks. I do have to confess that I was not up to the task that night. Her efforts on me not only distracted me but at times had me loose attention to the task at hand. I'm sorry Alexis; I'll have to make it up to you next time.
I couldn't take it anymore and asked her to climb on top of me. Alexis turned around while she still had me in her mouth and gave me a grin, got up to get a cover and puts it on. She then straddles me and reaches down to guide me.
"You're in for it now!" she tells me with this mischievous smile on her face.
:eek: :D
She was not kidding.
We start in a very heated CG and I enjoy everything from the view of this beautiful woman on me, to the way her skin feels and the grip that she had on my member as she rode me. At times we would kiss, other times she'd squeeze my hand, depending on what position we were currently in. Eventually I was standing at the foot of the bed, behind her and admiring her back while running my hand along her waist and hearing her moans. Things were building up by the point, and I could tell that I would reach the point of no return. She looked over her shoulder at me, giving me another mischievous smile.
"Want to come in my mouth?" she whispered.
:eek: :D
Minutes later, I was sitting on the bed with her on my lap and we were laughing just enjoying each other's touch. I never felt rushed nor did I ever feel like she didn't want to be there. I tend to be an easy going guy, and I usually do get along with most people I meet. Alexis was not only beautiful and friendly, but intelligent and knows what she wants out of life (which I find to be a sexy combination) we clicked (after the initial loss of words) and the energy was high, the chemistry was right and we had fun throughout the session.
I had a great session with Alexis, and would repeat without any hesitations. I know that my experience might not be the same as everyone else's; I tend to think that it depends on the respect and attitude you bring into the session. She is a great person, her personality and confidence really adds to her natural charm and physical beauty.
Alexis
(http://www.topmodelcompanions.com/#alexis)
Wednesday, November 19. 2008
Korean Judy @ in Peoria
I was craving some korean <I>food</I> so i called up mamasan and asked what she could suggest. She said Judy had great service and would satisfy my appetite so i made an appointment for later that night. Head over a little early and stop at in Peoria to check out all the hotties in their summer clothes. Damn that gets me in the mood every time! I suspect the providers here see an exponential rise in clientele when the warm weather hits.
After that little appetizer i head over to mamasan's place and she is looking good too. From what i hear she provided services not too long ago. ;) Mamasan shows me into the room where Judy is waiting and i notice that she looks a little nervous. Perhaps she doesnt get many customers. We strip down and i check out her body. She's somewhat cute, mid 20's with a decent set of B tits, but she really needs a trim down there. :eek: We go for a shower where she spends a long time scrubbing me down. Back to the bedroom and she's a little disorganized searching for towels and massage oil. Finally she seems ready to go and she tells me to lie down. She covers me up with a towel and proceeds to give me a surprisingly good massage. Nice hard massage even getting her elbows and knees into the action to work out some kinks, but i still dont understand the towel thing.
After about 10 minutes she asks me to turn over then starts to oil up my body and her tits n ass. I have an idea what's coming next.... as i suspect she proceeds to give me a great bodyslide, rubbing her oiled up tits all over my body, especially on my now hard junior. Then she gets in the ACG position, puts her hands back by my feet and rubs her ass all over my body. She spends a long time rubbing my dick between her ass cheeks while thrusting her pussy in my face. HAWT! :D Next she gives me a pretty good bbbj and i had to stop her or risk finishing early.
I flip her over and dine on her tits then briefly consider DATY but i suspect its off limits and with the tarantula down there i decide to pass. Slip on the cover and start off with mish, then doggie with alot of moaning from her, then CG where she has some skills so i let her ride me for a long time. Finish off in mish and we cuddle for a bit then another long shower where she cleans me up good. Overall a pretty good experience and a nice change from typical korean service.
$160
L: 6.5
S: 9 (great bodyslide, good bbbj)
A: 8 (good attitude but a little nervous)
After that little appetizer i head over to mamasan's place and she is looking good too. From what i hear she provided services not too long ago. ;) Mamasan shows me into the room where Judy is waiting and i notice that she looks a little nervous. Perhaps she doesnt get many customers. We strip down and i check out her body. She's somewhat cute, mid 20's with a decent set of B tits, but she really needs a trim down there. :eek: We go for a shower where she spends a long time scrubbing me down. Back to the bedroom and she's a little disorganized searching for towels and massage oil. Finally she seems ready to go and she tells me to lie down. She covers me up with a towel and proceeds to give me a surprisingly good massage. Nice hard massage even getting her elbows and knees into the action to work out some kinks, but i still dont understand the towel thing.
After about 10 minutes she asks me to turn over then starts to oil up my body and her tits n ass. I have an idea what's coming next.... as i suspect she proceeds to give me a great bodyslide, rubbing her oiled up tits all over my body, especially on my now hard junior. Then she gets in the ACG position, puts her hands back by my feet and rubs her ass all over my body. She spends a long time rubbing my dick between her ass cheeks while thrusting her pussy in my face. HAWT! :D Next she gives me a pretty good bbbj and i had to stop her or risk finishing early.
I flip her over and dine on her tits then briefly consider DATY but i suspect its off limits and with the tarantula down there i decide to pass. Slip on the cover and start off with mish, then doggie with alot of moaning from her, then CG where she has some skills so i let her ride me for a long time. Finish off in mish and we cuddle for a bit then another long shower where she cleans me up good. Overall a pretty good experience and a nice change from typical korean service.
$160
L: 6.5
S: 9 (great bodyslide, good bbbj)
A: 8 (good attitude but a little nervous)
Tuesday, October 28. 2008
Apple and Fanny on CL - Peoria Escorts
I was in the mood for something new and came upon this ad.
http://Peoria.en.craigslist.ca/ers/711944404.html
I figured I would go there and see what they looked like in person and if I didn't like what I saw, I would leave.
Showed up in microville and wait to be buzzed in. I heard in the background of the intercom the lady speaking cantonese telling someone to go out to get something. I get buzzed in and see this cute asian girl walking out.
I get off on the appropriate floor and the door opens with a girl standing behind the door. This person I assume is Fanny based on the descrption in the ad. She said she was the only girl there and would give me really good service. Wasn't too bad looking, but a little chubby and older women. Then another girl walks back into the apartment. The one I saw leaving the elevator when I came in.
Immediately I asked for her but the fatter lady said she had a customer waiting. I said I would wait as she was much better looking and younger as well as a lot thinner.
So the other girl enters the room and begins to undress. WOW. She was really thin, but decently tall for an asian. I'd say she was 5'6 and had enhanced D cups. Didn't match Apple's description, and I heard the other lady call her Sisi when she called her "manager" when I insisted on the other girl.
We hed off to the shower and right away I sense something was wrong. She spent the first few minutes washing herself, concentrating on the downstairs region. Then she gave me a quick wash of my downstairs area. I was all sweaty and stinky from playing hockey and all she did was wash the downstairs region. :confused:
Oh well, afterwards we dried off and head back to the bed room where she asked for .4 for the dance.
After everthing was squared away we started off with a boobie squishy hug. Then she started to stoke the sausage while I played with her silicone toys. She quickly threw on a jimmy hat and gave a piss poor CBJ. Within a minute she was lying on the bed asking me to give it to her, which I did. Unfortunately, all she did was lie there like a dead fish. No movement, no moans or squeaks of any sort. Every few minutes she would sigh as I kept pounding her. She definately had a tight kitty but i wasn't really feeling it. She kept her eyes closed and every few minutes she would ask me to not slow down. Fine, I slowed down to make it last. Who wouldn't?
Finally I came and she wiped everything up and we went back to the shower where she started off by washing herself there and then on me there.
We dressed and hugged and I was on my way.
Sounded like the other customer showed up as the other room's door was shut and I could hear massaging sounds.
Looks 8. Very thing, spinner like. Long black hair. Very soft skin, except for the back of the foot. Looks like she wears a lot of high heals. Enhanced D cups were nice to play with, but the job itself was done poorly as one nipple was higher than the other, and the implants kinda fell to the side giving way to huge implant cleavage.
Attitude 4. Didn't feel like she wanted to be there. Maybe I she wanted that other customer really bad.
Service 3. Piss poor CBJ, lack of attention in the shower, and lack of involvment in the heat of the action. I think I get more GFE from my dog than her.
Repeat Hell No.
Reccomend Hell No.
http://Peoria.en.craigslist.ca/ers/711944404.html
I figured I would go there and see what they looked like in person and if I didn't like what I saw, I would leave.
Showed up in microville and wait to be buzzed in. I heard in the background of the intercom the lady speaking cantonese telling someone to go out to get something. I get buzzed in and see this cute asian girl walking out.
I get off on the appropriate floor and the door opens with a girl standing behind the door. This person I assume is Fanny based on the descrption in the ad. She said she was the only girl there and would give me really good service. Wasn't too bad looking, but a little chubby and older women. Then another girl walks back into the apartment. The one I saw leaving the elevator when I came in.
Immediately I asked for her but the fatter lady said she had a customer waiting. I said I would wait as she was much better looking and younger as well as a lot thinner.
So the other girl enters the room and begins to undress. WOW. She was really thin, but decently tall for an asian. I'd say she was 5'6 and had enhanced D cups. Didn't match Apple's description, and I heard the other lady call her Sisi when she called her "manager" when I insisted on the other girl.
We hed off to the shower and right away I sense something was wrong. She spent the first few minutes washing herself, concentrating on the downstairs region. Then she gave me a quick wash of my downstairs area. I was all sweaty and stinky from playing hockey and all she did was wash the downstairs region. :confused:
Oh well, afterwards we dried off and head back to the bed room where she asked for .4 for the dance.
After everthing was squared away we started off with a boobie squishy hug. Then she started to stoke the sausage while I played with her silicone toys. She quickly threw on a jimmy hat and gave a piss poor CBJ. Within a minute she was lying on the bed asking me to give it to her, which I did. Unfortunately, all she did was lie there like a dead fish. No movement, no moans or squeaks of any sort. Every few minutes she would sigh as I kept pounding her. She definately had a tight kitty but i wasn't really feeling it. She kept her eyes closed and every few minutes she would ask me to not slow down. Fine, I slowed down to make it last. Who wouldn't?
Finally I came and she wiped everything up and we went back to the shower where she started off by washing herself there and then on me there.
We dressed and hugged and I was on my way.
Sounded like the other customer showed up as the other room's door was shut and I could hear massaging sounds.
Looks 8. Very thing, spinner like. Long black hair. Very soft skin, except for the back of the foot. Looks like she wears a lot of high heals. Enhanced D cups were nice to play with, but the job itself was done poorly as one nipple was higher than the other, and the implants kinda fell to the side giving way to huge implant cleavage.
Attitude 4. Didn't feel like she wanted to be there. Maybe I she wanted that other customer really bad.
Service 3. Piss poor CBJ, lack of attention in the shower, and lack of involvment in the heat of the action. I think I get more GFE from my dog than her.
Repeat Hell No.
Reccomend Hell No.
Friday, October 10. 2008
The Cl LISA's in in Chandler
Ok I was not going to review the Lisa's but after what happened I though everyone should know. I called this tread the Lisa because there is at least two. It has been suggested but I would say it is certain. Lisa 1 I will call Lisa+10 because I would say she was about 35. Lisa 2 I would call Lisa-10 because she is about 25. OK enough math. First visit I had Lisa-10. Ok picture was not quite right on CL but most are not. Still nice to look at and a great rack with nice double at least smarties. The routine was pretty typical, shower, BBBJ and little light play and on to the business. Over all very rushed but OK sweet so why not. I thought I might try again so another visit in a couple of weeks. Guess what Lisa+10 at the door. Better personality even if she was +10 yrs Lisa-10. This I think is the person in the pic or at least a much better match. Usually Shower BBBJ but more play and some lunch at the Y. More effort to please and I think she was getting into it. After finished and a cleanup shower she introduced herself and said "I am LISA" So OK maybe now I have the right Lisa and maybe I'll come back. So I told her I would like to return. Got a big hug and she seem happy. Told her when i would return. Well on the return I am greeted by Lisa-10. Does she remember me? No! Same routine as my first visit with LISA-10 and just as rushed. Will I return NO. OK I can allow one mistake but after another forget it. So Mr Boss who take the appointments if you read this I suggest you change your routine. There is lots to offer out there and all that had to be said is Lisa is off today how about someone else.
So Lisa+10 I would put at about 35. Nicer personality, Much better attitude. Nice bolt on rack and good firm 1 smarties nipples
Lisa-10 I would put at about 26. May be better to look at but the service is rushed and attitude is not as good. Nice rack and at least 2 smarties nipples. Oh she has a tattoo on the left ankle and several ear rings. She may suit some others but not my type
Will I repeat? Nope, not after the swaps. It is not necessary and you just never know who you will get. If your a one timer and do not plan to return and in a hurry OK you might try them.
So Lisa+10 I would put at about 35. Nicer personality, Much better attitude. Nice bolt on rack and good firm 1 smarties nipples
Lisa-10 I would put at about 26. May be better to look at but the service is rushed and attitude is not as good. Nice rack and at least 2 smarties nipples. Oh she has a tattoo on the left ankle and several ear rings. She may suit some others but not my type
Will I repeat? Nope, not after the swaps. It is not necessary and you just never know who you will get. If your a one timer and do not plan to return and in a hurry OK you might try them.
Friday, August 29. 2008
Raven Fox - Scottsdale Escorts
I was originally interested seeing Raven when she was Ariel at the Den. I must have looked at her pictures dozens of times never really being able to see her as our schedules would not mesh. Then earlier this year she changed her name and became an Exclusive Fox, which meant that you would have to book multiple hours at the new rate in order to see her. I don't really have the funds like Oz to spend on the hobby so I tend to be selective of whom I see.
Then about two weeks ago I visited Carman's site just to see if there were any new additions, I was about to check out the schedule, when I was called away, and closed FireFox down. Came back a few minutes later and reloaded the site to find this banner:
http://www.carmanfox.com/photos/feature/raven_featured.jpg
I picked up the phone and called to make an appointment.
When the Fox on the phone asked me if I had ever seen Raven before, she said "you're in for a real treat! She is HOT! HOT!! HOT!!!"
I arrived at the Den with time to spare and made sure everything was in order before entering. Paid the donation and waited with my glass of water. Then Raven came in. I think my eyes must of popped out, because I saw her smile at my reaction. Hot is an understatement!
She led me to the room and helped me out of my jacket and we talked a bit as she got the shower ready for me. I made sure I was clean, while watching her walk around in her little string bikini – damn, this girl is beautiful.
On the bed I wasn't in the mood for a massage so we talked for a bit instead. I soon had her laughing and giggling. She is a very down to earth girl; we talked about what she wanted to do, life, etc... Easy to get along with.
As we were talking I was enjoying her touch and touching her skin, this girl is fit, and has really soft skin. Soon we were kissing like teenagers on the round bed, and I helped her out of her bikini top so that I could play with her breasts. While her hand reached out to stroke me. While I really enjoy getting hand jobs from women, not all of them are at the same level. Raven could have easily got me off using her hands alone.
She pushed me on my back and this allowed me better access to enjoy her body, I don't think this girl has an ounce of fat on her. Not a hard body, but definitely a rocking body! And there I was enjoying every inch of her. I felt like a little kid on Christmas morning and I had just received the present I really wanted. She gave me a little smile to let me know that I was going to enjoy this, and she slowly moved down, all the while she was still teasing me with her hands of what was to come. Then I felt her mouth on me and start to use her tongue to play with my head. All the while looking up at me, and then she started to bob up and down. That's when I realized that she had placed a cover on with her mouth.
Eventually I asked her to climb on top and she gladly obliged, watching her in cg was amazing, and felt damn good as well. Watching her move in a rhythm over me will be something I'll always remember. With her breasts bouncing and smile on her face. We tried various positions, and all were willing done.
After we finished, we laid down and talked a bit more and she offered me an accompanied shower – how could I say no to that? She helped me soap up, and then asked if I could soap her up… Again I could not refuse such an offer. If I thought touching her skin on the bed was great, touching it in the shower was much better. After she was done, I watched her as she got out of the shower and watched the light on her wet body. Man, one hour with this girl, and I had added many memories with her, and watching her as she stepped out of the shower would definitely rank up there.
One thing that really made the session memorable is that we clicked from the beginning. Someone listening on us would of heard a lot of laughter and giggling coming from the room.
Age 23
Weight 125 lbs
Height 5'7"
Hair Midnight black
Eyes Green
Nationality Caucasian
Curves 34D-25-34
Best Feature Out of this world body & face
Looks: 10
Attitude: 9.5
Service: 9.5
DFK: Yes - YMMV
DATY: Yes
MSOG: I don't know
BJ: CBJ
ENERGY LEVEL: Wow, very energetic
PICS ACCURATE: No, she's WAY better looking in person.
Donation: $420/hr
Then about two weeks ago I visited Carman's site just to see if there were any new additions, I was about to check out the schedule, when I was called away, and closed FireFox down. Came back a few minutes later and reloaded the site to find this banner:
http://www.carmanfox.com/photos/feature/raven_featured.jpg
I picked up the phone and called to make an appointment.
When the Fox on the phone asked me if I had ever seen Raven before, she said "you're in for a real treat! She is HOT! HOT!! HOT!!!"
I arrived at the Den with time to spare and made sure everything was in order before entering. Paid the donation and waited with my glass of water. Then Raven came in. I think my eyes must of popped out, because I saw her smile at my reaction. Hot is an understatement!
She led me to the room and helped me out of my jacket and we talked a bit as she got the shower ready for me. I made sure I was clean, while watching her walk around in her little string bikini – damn, this girl is beautiful.
On the bed I wasn't in the mood for a massage so we talked for a bit instead. I soon had her laughing and giggling. She is a very down to earth girl; we talked about what she wanted to do, life, etc... Easy to get along with.
As we were talking I was enjoying her touch and touching her skin, this girl is fit, and has really soft skin. Soon we were kissing like teenagers on the round bed, and I helped her out of her bikini top so that I could play with her breasts. While her hand reached out to stroke me. While I really enjoy getting hand jobs from women, not all of them are at the same level. Raven could have easily got me off using her hands alone.
She pushed me on my back and this allowed me better access to enjoy her body, I don't think this girl has an ounce of fat on her. Not a hard body, but definitely a rocking body! And there I was enjoying every inch of her. I felt like a little kid on Christmas morning and I had just received the present I really wanted. She gave me a little smile to let me know that I was going to enjoy this, and she slowly moved down, all the while she was still teasing me with her hands of what was to come. Then I felt her mouth on me and start to use her tongue to play with my head. All the while looking up at me, and then she started to bob up and down. That's when I realized that she had placed a cover on with her mouth.
Eventually I asked her to climb on top and she gladly obliged, watching her in cg was amazing, and felt damn good as well. Watching her move in a rhythm over me will be something I'll always remember. With her breasts bouncing and smile on her face. We tried various positions, and all were willing done.
After we finished, we laid down and talked a bit more and she offered me an accompanied shower – how could I say no to that? She helped me soap up, and then asked if I could soap her up… Again I could not refuse such an offer. If I thought touching her skin on the bed was great, touching it in the shower was much better. After she was done, I watched her as she got out of the shower and watched the light on her wet body. Man, one hour with this girl, and I had added many memories with her, and watching her as she stepped out of the shower would definitely rank up there.
One thing that really made the session memorable is that we clicked from the beginning. Someone listening on us would of heard a lot of laughter and giggling coming from the room.
Age 23
Weight 125 lbs
Height 5'7"
Hair Midnight black
Eyes Green
Nationality Caucasian
Curves 34D-25-34
Best Feature Out of this world body & face
Looks: 10
Attitude: 9.5
Service: 9.5
DFK: Yes - YMMV
DATY: Yes
MSOG: I don't know
BJ: CBJ
ENERGY LEVEL: Wow, very energetic
PICS ACCURATE: No, she's WAY better looking in person.
Donation: $420/hr
Sunday, August 3. 2008
Another micro @ Joyce - Gilbert Escorts
<B>Nancy</B>
This review starts off a few months ago. I was browsing the ads in the Georgia Straight and trying to weed out the gems from all the fakes and wannabe rip-off artists (not an easy task!) I came across an ad for 2 korean girls offering massage that looked promising so called up and an older sounding asian woman answered. I was about to say i had the wrong number but my lust for new blood took over and i made an appointment hoping this was just the mamasan.
An hour later i was buzzed up to the apartment and approached the door fearing the worst. Luck was on my side this time as it turned out i had been talking to the mamasan. She showed me to a back room and started asking some personal questions about my ethnicity and my......ahem...<I>size</I>. :eek: I would have been offended but she quickly pointed out that her girl couldnt handle you larger members. I assured her that wouldnt be a problem....:o A few minutes later she comes back with a reasonably cute and young (mid 20's) chinese girl, Nancy, with her hair crudely cut short. She looked good to go so we settled the donation. The girl disappeared into another room and mamasan suggested i take a shower in the ensuite. A few minutes later i have finished cleaning up and i'm sitting around in the room by myself, starting to get a weird vibe. A few minutes more and i'm preparing to leave when Nancy comes back in.
With her very limited english she suggests we start off with a massage so i tolerate her lame massage until she tells me to flip over. She takes of her clothes and i spend a few minutes admiring her body, nice B-cup tits with perky nipples, a little baby fat on the stomach but nothing too noticeable. I take the time to notice her beautiful eyes and a tattoo of a flower on her back. Meanwhile she is massaging my chest and slowly working her way down, she slips on the cover and proceeds with an average CBJ. I flip her over and suck on her nipples then move down for DATY but she waves me off. Same for any kissing on the lips. I dont remember all the details but we go through a few positions until i'm done. At one point while she was riding me in CG she looked me in the eyes and started laughing.....i never did find out what that was about. :confused: She seemed to have a good time but i didnt feel any connection.
As i was leaving i gave her $20 tip and she just looked at me like "what the hell is this for", or it could have been "thats all you cheap fucker"? :confused: Mamasan asks if she can give me a call when she gets some new girls and i give her the ok.
Nancy
L: 6.5
S: 6
A: 6
<B>Ivy</B>
Fast forward a few weeks and i consider checking out this place again but i cant find the number anywhere and the ad is gone from the GS. As luck would have it a few days later i get a call from the mamasan and immediately recognize the number so i set up an appointment for the next day. This time mamasan introduces me to a Vietnamese girl, Ivy. She is mid 20's, around 5'3, with great natural C-cup tits. Accompanied shower to start then onto a decent massage.
Flip and we work into LFK while i fondle her tits. Then she moves down for BLS and a good BBBJ. She does a decent job getting me aroused so i pick her up and flip her over, more LFK and nipple play, then i move down for a tasty DATY. Now she's getting wet and she asks me to fuck her so i oblige. Go through a few positions but she's tight and i dont last as long as i would have liked. Another quick massage, then accompanied shower and i'm ready to go. She tells me she's leaving for Montreal in a few days and asks me to come see her again before she leaves. She would have been worth the repeat visit but i just didnt have the time.
Ivy
L: 6.5
S: 9
A: 8
<B>Jennifer </B>
A couple weeks later and i find myself in the area again so i give mamasan a call and set up another appointment. This time she shows me a Chinese girl, Jennifer. At first look she was half turned away from me and the room was dark so she looked good enough. As we go for a shower i get a better look at her and it's not good. She's at least mid 30's, not attractive and has very saggy tits. :( I feel like leaving but i made the mistake of paying upfront and she promises good service. She spends a long time cleaning me up, taking special care to make sure my ass is squeaky clean.
Back to the bedroom and the token massage. This lasts only a few minutes then she starts licking all over my body working her way down. She spends a long time licking between my balls and my ass, then sticks her tongue in my ass for some rimming. Never tried that before but it wasnt bad. Flip over and she sucks on my nipples for awhile then on to a decent BBBJ with lots of BLS and licking of the shaft. I'm sure DFK and DATY were on the menu but i wasnt interested after she had her tongue in my ass. She puts on the cover and works CG for awhile, then switch to doggie and finally mish where i finish up. At this point we're only 30 minutes in so she offers another massage which turned out to be much better than the first one. Another shower and i leave feeling relaxed but not totally satisfied.
Her service was good but i just kept thinking if this chick tried to pick me up at a club i would have turned down the free sex so why the hell am i paying for this? On the way out mamasan introduces me to another girl, <B>Anna</B>. DAMN she is much younger and way cuter! :mad: I make a mental note to move her to the top of my to-do list.
Jennifer
L: 4
S: 8
A: 7
<B>Amy</B>
A few days later i call up mamasan again asking if Anna is available. She's not but mamasan says she has a new Japanese girl, Amy. Fuck it, i decide i might as well check her out and i'll just bail if she looks anything like Jennifer. Get up to the apartment and Jennifer is hanging around in the living room. Mamasan introduces me and i'm like "ya whatever". She shows me to the back room and calls for Amy. A few minutes pass, Amy comes in and i'm thinking "this is more like it", she has a cute face, big round eyes and a nice body under her teenie weenie bikini. She says in broken english "we go showa" so i strip down and hop in the shower thinking she will join me, but she disappears.
I finish cleaning up and head back to the bedroom where she's getting things ready. She offers a massage with oil and i accept. She makes a point to mention that she uses just a little oil and then proceeds to dump half the bottle on my back. :confused: She rubs the oil around but there isnt any massaging going on so i tell her that's enough and i flip over. She comments on my <I>size</I> and says her Chinese clients are much smaller. She motions with her fingers about 2 inches.....sorry guys, her words not mine. :p
She puts the cover on right away and gives me about 2 minutes of CBJ. Switch to mish and 2 minutes in she asks if i want to cum now. I tell her i'm almost there.... :rolleyes: Switch to doggie and every few minutes she asks "you cum soon"? Then we switch to CG and i make the mistake of letting her have control, 1 minute of CG and she says "i give you HJ". I say no and we agree on BJ but that only lasts a minute before she switches to HJ. I make her work for it, i keep telling her i'm almost there, ;) then 10 minutes later i finally finish. She leads me to the shower and i'm thinking she will join me this time but she just stands there admiring herself in the mirror while i clean up. Mamasan tells me Anna will be available next week so i may go back to check her out if i'm in the area again.
Amy
L: 7
S: 4
A: 3
This place can be hit and miss but mamasan gets some interesting girls so it's worth checking out occasionally. Standard donation is $160.
<B>Contributing</B> members can PM for contact info.
This review starts off a few months ago. I was browsing the ads in the Georgia Straight and trying to weed out the gems from all the fakes and wannabe rip-off artists (not an easy task!) I came across an ad for 2 korean girls offering massage that looked promising so called up and an older sounding asian woman answered. I was about to say i had the wrong number but my lust for new blood took over and i made an appointment hoping this was just the mamasan.
An hour later i was buzzed up to the apartment and approached the door fearing the worst. Luck was on my side this time as it turned out i had been talking to the mamasan. She showed me to a back room and started asking some personal questions about my ethnicity and my......ahem...<I>size</I>. :eek: I would have been offended but she quickly pointed out that her girl couldnt handle you larger members. I assured her that wouldnt be a problem....:o A few minutes later she comes back with a reasonably cute and young (mid 20's) chinese girl, Nancy, with her hair crudely cut short. She looked good to go so we settled the donation. The girl disappeared into another room and mamasan suggested i take a shower in the ensuite. A few minutes later i have finished cleaning up and i'm sitting around in the room by myself, starting to get a weird vibe. A few minutes more and i'm preparing to leave when Nancy comes back in.
With her very limited english she suggests we start off with a massage so i tolerate her lame massage until she tells me to flip over. She takes of her clothes and i spend a few minutes admiring her body, nice B-cup tits with perky nipples, a little baby fat on the stomach but nothing too noticeable. I take the time to notice her beautiful eyes and a tattoo of a flower on her back. Meanwhile she is massaging my chest and slowly working her way down, she slips on the cover and proceeds with an average CBJ. I flip her over and suck on her nipples then move down for DATY but she waves me off. Same for any kissing on the lips. I dont remember all the details but we go through a few positions until i'm done. At one point while she was riding me in CG she looked me in the eyes and started laughing.....i never did find out what that was about. :confused: She seemed to have a good time but i didnt feel any connection.
As i was leaving i gave her $20 tip and she just looked at me like "what the hell is this for", or it could have been "thats all you cheap fucker"? :confused: Mamasan asks if she can give me a call when she gets some new girls and i give her the ok.
Nancy
L: 6.5
S: 6
A: 6
<B>Ivy</B>
Fast forward a few weeks and i consider checking out this place again but i cant find the number anywhere and the ad is gone from the GS. As luck would have it a few days later i get a call from the mamasan and immediately recognize the number so i set up an appointment for the next day. This time mamasan introduces me to a Vietnamese girl, Ivy. She is mid 20's, around 5'3, with great natural C-cup tits. Accompanied shower to start then onto a decent massage.
Flip and we work into LFK while i fondle her tits. Then she moves down for BLS and a good BBBJ. She does a decent job getting me aroused so i pick her up and flip her over, more LFK and nipple play, then i move down for a tasty DATY. Now she's getting wet and she asks me to fuck her so i oblige. Go through a few positions but she's tight and i dont last as long as i would have liked. Another quick massage, then accompanied shower and i'm ready to go. She tells me she's leaving for Montreal in a few days and asks me to come see her again before she leaves. She would have been worth the repeat visit but i just didnt have the time.
Ivy
L: 6.5
S: 9
A: 8
<B>Jennifer </B>
A couple weeks later and i find myself in the area again so i give mamasan a call and set up another appointment. This time she shows me a Chinese girl, Jennifer. At first look she was half turned away from me and the room was dark so she looked good enough. As we go for a shower i get a better look at her and it's not good. She's at least mid 30's, not attractive and has very saggy tits. :( I feel like leaving but i made the mistake of paying upfront and she promises good service. She spends a long time cleaning me up, taking special care to make sure my ass is squeaky clean.
Back to the bedroom and the token massage. This lasts only a few minutes then she starts licking all over my body working her way down. She spends a long time licking between my balls and my ass, then sticks her tongue in my ass for some rimming. Never tried that before but it wasnt bad. Flip over and she sucks on my nipples for awhile then on to a decent BBBJ with lots of BLS and licking of the shaft. I'm sure DFK and DATY were on the menu but i wasnt interested after she had her tongue in my ass. She puts on the cover and works CG for awhile, then switch to doggie and finally mish where i finish up. At this point we're only 30 minutes in so she offers another massage which turned out to be much better than the first one. Another shower and i leave feeling relaxed but not totally satisfied.
Her service was good but i just kept thinking if this chick tried to pick me up at a club i would have turned down the free sex so why the hell am i paying for this? On the way out mamasan introduces me to another girl, <B>Anna</B>. DAMN she is much younger and way cuter! :mad: I make a mental note to move her to the top of my to-do list.
Jennifer
L: 4
S: 8
A: 7
<B>Amy</B>
A few days later i call up mamasan again asking if Anna is available. She's not but mamasan says she has a new Japanese girl, Amy. Fuck it, i decide i might as well check her out and i'll just bail if she looks anything like Jennifer. Get up to the apartment and Jennifer is hanging around in the living room. Mamasan introduces me and i'm like "ya whatever". She shows me to the back room and calls for Amy. A few minutes pass, Amy comes in and i'm thinking "this is more like it", she has a cute face, big round eyes and a nice body under her teenie weenie bikini. She says in broken english "we go showa" so i strip down and hop in the shower thinking she will join me, but she disappears.
I finish cleaning up and head back to the bedroom where she's getting things ready. She offers a massage with oil and i accept. She makes a point to mention that she uses just a little oil and then proceeds to dump half the bottle on my back. :confused: She rubs the oil around but there isnt any massaging going on so i tell her that's enough and i flip over. She comments on my <I>size</I> and says her Chinese clients are much smaller. She motions with her fingers about 2 inches.....sorry guys, her words not mine. :p
She puts the cover on right away and gives me about 2 minutes of CBJ. Switch to mish and 2 minutes in she asks if i want to cum now. I tell her i'm almost there.... :rolleyes: Switch to doggie and every few minutes she asks "you cum soon"? Then we switch to CG and i make the mistake of letting her have control, 1 minute of CG and she says "i give you HJ". I say no and we agree on BJ but that only lasts a minute before she switches to HJ. I make her work for it, i keep telling her i'm almost there, ;) then 10 minutes later i finally finish. She leads me to the shower and i'm thinking she will join me this time but she just stands there admiring herself in the mirror while i clean up. Mamasan tells me Anna will be available next week so i may go back to check her out if i'm in the area again.
Amy
L: 7
S: 4
A: 3
This place can be hit and miss but mamasan gets some interesting girls so it's worth checking out occasionally. Standard donation is $160.
<B>Contributing</B> members can PM for contact info.
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