My review from ****.ca:

FYI: I told her I had no affiliation w/Perb and it was true at the time but I've since joined...

Okay let me start by stating I was pretty hungover when I took on this 'little' challenge. And let me also add that you should NEVER take on Very Veronica when you're hungover because she'll eat you up - well, sort of... read on...

So, I made contact whilst in mid-hangover recovery (which I might add took a little longer than usual) and happy Scratchy is on his way to see the notorious VV. Moments before I rapped upon her door I felt extremely anxious [read: panic attack] - yes hangover is rearing it's ugly head. So I delayed - and delayed - and then got my shit together and tapped upon her door. She opened 'er up with a smile and WOW what a kiss - those are lips to die for (this is what I'm thinking as I feel like my hangover is going to claim my life). Flowers made her happy and I watched her put them in a vase making small talk and sub-conciously monitoring my heart rate. I know, I'm a pussy but I had a horrible head-on collision in '04 and have had periodic panic attacks since.

ANYWAY.... I shower and she watched whilst making small talk - comforting and she's sooooo easy to talk to. Back to the bed at the incall (hotel by the way) and she knew I was laming out on her so she took control and told me to 'lay here' and 'let's try this' etc. Hangover momentarily forgotten and soon she was riding me (after some super dooper BBBJ, 69 with her large labia) with all the enthusiasm I could imagine. Next? Standing greek - ok I'm in. She had her tickle trunk close by with a purple unit and she proceeded to bang herself with that while I fucked her ass with marginal effort. She came!!! Twice!!! Thanks purple guy. Back to mish Greek with a couple VV squirts (by the litre) and then conventional mish with a BBBJ finish and swallow - ya SWALLOW - how fucking cool is that? I'm spent - and hangover comes back saying "I don't like your stomach - let's make it dizzy" and I headed off to the shower trying to figure out just exactly how I felt at that moment. Satisfied? Oh yeah - inferior? Oh yeah - my maniless took a backseat that day all because of stupid booze the night before. Don't get me wrong - I had fun and was well treated - but I probably could've stepped up the porn star attitude and fucked her like an animal - all clues pointed towards that being required from VV; hope she had fun too (is that by default? - she DID have orgasms).

She's awesome - fucking smart and smart at fucking. Great conversation and super easy to relax to. She's pretty tall especially w/heels so be prepared for that. I'm 5'9" and felt like I was about to be scolded.

Repeat? Maybe - if I get my shit together.

L: 7
A: 9
S: 9

Donation: $$$$ (as posted on Eros)

Gentelman,

here it goes....the moment i entered her suite i said WOW....She is hot and a type a girl you would look back if she would pass you...She lives around GM place and has a full time job during the day ....

We proceeded to her room where she asked me if i like to have a shower...i declined as i had a shower before going to her place...she started taking my clothes off and talked dirty with me while doing it.

She has a great sets of titties gentelman.lol and a great Booty...I love ass and hers is up there guys...round Onion booty not fat at all nice curvy the way i like it.lol

I started licking her p...sy and ass...and wow was she wet....I was licking her while in doggy position...She loved it.... I did that for about ten minutes and than fucked her doggy right away....did that for about 15 minutes...turned around she than was on top of me...it was great missionary was great....CBJ So so...i had better than that...Some reviewers have commented on that...

Overall great experience....threat her well and you do get rewarded.

S 9
A 9.5
L 9


Donation 120 for the half 220 for the hour....i had the hour.... GFE experience yes but no kissing and no digits which was fine with me....I am sure if i become a regular all that will be OK...

take care and have fun

:)

This weeks Reviews - Pt. 1

Busy this week so no time to post... just time to try out a couple of favs off this board. :D

1st is Michelle from Michelle/Jina fame (8147)

Heard great things about her here so I called up and they had an opening immediately.
I show up and there's this gorgeous little lady coming out of the bathroom, the Papasan points at her and says "You happy?" I nod and follow her into her room.
She's wearing this tiny little miniskirt thing and heels, looks so tasty. I watch as she starts stripping and the body underneath is nice, very nice.
She's got a beautiful set of C's, thin waist, and long legs (strong ones too). The face is just short of beautiful but still would get a second look.
She had a great attitude too, smiling and talking about this and that, she kept that up throughout the session.
One thing, she had a very strange accent, she's Korean but the accent sounded Latin for some reason, it was very exotic and interesting.

She started out with the kissing around the body prior to the BJ, usually I ask the girls to skip this as it does nothing for me but she made it work for me.
BJ, lots of action with the tongue and lots of skill, not the best by far but still not bad at all.
I pull her up for some cowgirl and she starts grinding against me, ske had a nice little circular motion going with her hips and I think she started getting off.
Flip her over to Mish and I return the grind, she tightens up and has a nice big O, she gives me a big grin and wraps her legs around me, pulling her ass off the bed to meet me. Great moves.
Flip her over for some doggy/reverse cowgirl, she's leaning back against me and I'm playing with her tits as she bounces up and down, push her over for a little more regular doggy, then all the way down for some grinding with me lieing on her and playing with her tits and button.
I'm almost there so we go back to Mish, she suddenly stops and yells, "I'm done!" I start laughing as she say she can't go on.
I tell her I'm close and we finish up in an intense little bout, just time for a quick shower and I'm out the door.
She was excellent, friendly and good natured the whole time, lots of kisses and very responsive.

L - F: 7 (Good looking girl)
L - B: 8 (delicious body)
A: 9 (Very cheerful)
S: 8 (Good moves)
$160

Recommend: Yes
Repeat: Maybe, I'm on a roll ;)

Well I guess I owe this to April, and everyone else who has ever thought of seeing her.

I had only emailed her a couple times and talked twice on the phone today before actually meeting her. Was a little nervous, not to sure what to expect after reading all of the reviews that I found.

As for her age, she's looking to be in her late 20's very smooth soft touch and easy on the eyes.

She greeted me at the door in the greatest little outfit and heels that really excentuated her lucious breast. Tottaly freindly, easy going, bubbly, and all out genuine.
Chose to start with small talk and then some light kissing leading to the obvious. Very attentive and responsive, great 69, very orally talented, and even though she has had children/child surprisingly tight. She was clean, smelt great, tasted great, and most of all she is not a clock watcher by any means. I booked a 2 hr appt with her and spent more than that there, (won't say how long over) but left her a tip as well.

I don't like to put a scale on people but she is a definate return for me. Close by, and genuinely a good person who really likes what she does.

Great time April!! see you soon. "no pun intended but job well done." :

Curiousity from another thred got to me so I headed out to sweet Mika's. She's shacked up with the little dirt pipe queen Maggie now known as 'MAG".

I ferociously blew my load inside of her. However, in the moments leading up to that I was greeted at the door by a decent looking 37-42 y/o lady. She was probably once sporting a nice body but time has certainly caught up to Mika. Her nipples were long and perking off the tips of her B's.

After a short actionless shower she gave me a quick massage that I can't even remember. What I do remember is her hot tongue going up and down my ass for a thorough rimmer. You know, where I come from rim jobs lead to blow jobs and today was no different. She went down on me harder than the Toronto stock exchange.

Finally she slaps her twat on my face for a long session of the 'nine. After about 10 minutes of mutal pleasuring the jersey goes on for the power play. CG turned into air born fucking which soon lead to a frantic frenzy as she held her legs to her ears. You already know how it ended :D

L/6 loose but not fat w/ a pleasently painted on face and short bob hair-do
S/8 perhaps a touch quick but for the price WTF
A/8 I was going to give 9 but some may find her moan track uninspired, again for the price WTF I'll giver her a 9

$ for bbbj cg dfk lfk dato daty 69 ;)

Memorable for a few days making it recommendable, especially for the budget minded :D



I am Nice And Playful Girl
Very S=e*x=y Eyes And Nature B=o*d=y
I can Speak Little English
If You Want Make A Good Feel
Very Good And Clean Place
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Don't Blocked Call & TXeT plz!
Its my Real P*icture Call_The_P*icture_Pleas

I deviated from my usual preference but then again I'm a different animal... in that my taste vary and depending on the mix of variables - appearance, demeanor and level of connectivity can impact session enjoyment significantly.

In my eyes she is pretty in her own unique way both facially and body wise. I was pleasantly suprised with her facially given I had preconcevied notions based on her fuzzy pic. Her pics and description are accurate. One should not be surprised about her body type. So for those who are very picky or seeking an asian spinner or holds korean porn stars/models as your holy grail she is NOT for you.

We "connected" sexually and mentally which translated to a mutually passionate and most satisfying experience. If you are looking for an attractive, engaging, sweet, sincere, responsive and intelligent girl who enjoys her hobby, Sakura offers a compelling value proposition in todays market place. Her menu is fairly open but I did not partake in CIM and her oral skills are rank right up there. I love the sight of her body undulating in cow girl position while our bodies are upright tightly intwined. Her moans of orgasm pleasure was highly arousing. Hopefully next time I will try the cobra kiss.

I always find love making with a woman comfortable with her sexuality and body much more enjoyable. She is a keeper in my books and hits my list of one of my top 5 all time favorites in Wheaton.

Of course my usual disclaimer YMMV depending on "connectivity".

P.S Did I tell you she is inquisitive? I like that.

Don't get me wrong, she isn't really a friend after one visit but she is definitely friendly and has a little French blood(read: exotic.)

It's been a while since I've done a review partly because I was going to take a little hiatus from pooning during the cold winter months. After I read Amie had come out of semi-retirement, I thought about meeting her. What was holding me back? Well for starters, cash flow is not plentiful especially during the Holiday Season. What made me follow through? I might miss the opportunity to see her if I waited until Spring or Summer.

We conversed through email to make the appointment and then came the big day: yesterday. I don't think I have to paint the picture of the weather too brightly because we are all bickering about the frigid temperatures outside, let alone, the slippery sidewalks, and the crowded buses. I buzz into her in Wheaton in-call and I eventually get to her floor. She answers the door wearing nothing but candy-cane striped babydoll, garter straps, and fishnet stockings. She offers me a drink and we get to know each other on her couch. She speaks her mind. This openness sets her apart from any other. We retire to the bedroom for a relaxing massage to start. What happens next...? I won't delve into the sequential situations since even I have a hard time recalling exactly(in what order) what happened. But I will say her CBJ was spectacular. What was so good about it? Well Amie takes criticism very well. I enjoyed her deep-throating while she maintained good eye contact. What was the sex like? Well she stayed on top(at my request) and enthusiastically rode me.

I had a great time and I have no regrets. Will I see her again? Probably, but after I save up a bit.
xoxoAmie(L,A,S) = (9.9*, 10, 10)
*nobody is perfect( but she sure is close)

Saw Gabriella on CL last week.

She advertises as hot brunette, 22 yrs old, and phone # ends in 5315.

Called her up, and went for the bj special which I prefer as I don't know what she really looks like, and I dont want to blow too much money on some ugly sp.

Her place is in a new highrise condo near Science World. Very nice place, with a good view from the upper floor.

When she opened the door, I was a little disappointed, because she is not the girl in the pic, but she does look similar to that, but not as good.

She offered me some water, I accepted and we went to the bedroom.

She did cbj, but didn't give much eye contact. A pleasant girl, with decent attitude, friendly. No complaints about her service. She sucked good, and went at it for awhile until she told me time is almost up - about 20 minutes.
One thing about her is she sure has a lot of saliva. Her saliva was all over my things. So I had to go clean up afterwards.

Some have said she is the same girl Mercedes from VRZ. I dont know as I never say any VRZ girls, and there are no pics of Mercedes posted anymore. She did tell me that she has only been working for 4 months in the biz, maybe a lie, and I did ask her if she ever gives bbbj (I wasn't interested in getting one, but I just asked for the hell of it) and she said she doesn't do bbbj's.

Damage: 6 greens.

As reviewed on ****.ca:

So I finally hooked up with the infamous Mckenzi and had a fun time. I need to stress from the beginning that although her website contains some fairly explicit raunchy shit you all need to know another side of her. I met with her after a couple emails and text msgs and made my way to her nifty little pad DT Ocean City (the one she shares with the infamous Jessikaxxx!!!! - very clean) - all nervousness aside I had a great time.

Mckenzi seems to be notorious for her PSE program and I got a nice taste of that - BBBJ, Greek, a little action on my own 'taint', etc. but what really struck me is how polite and gracious she is. The reason I say this is because when you get her voicemail she sounds like she woke up at 4am and decided to re-record it so she sounds pretty fuckin' rough - when you meet her she's soooo nice. When she opened the door she had a slutty little mesh outfit on and HIGH motherfucking boots on - not a whole lot of conversation but this was our first meeting afterall. HOWEVER, after my encounter with her mischevious showerhead (it was pointed outwards when I turned the water on and soaked the bathroom walls - sorry M.) she waited patiently for me on the bed and looked like the girl you've been dating for months and have waited politely forever to do it for the first time. She's a great kisser and LOVES to be kissed back - next time I intend to prolong that step. Didn't take long after my BBBJ and first CG for her to say "wanna fuck my ass?" - I think I said 'yes' in about .4 milliseconds (I'm such a teenager). OH what an ass-fuck it is.... her toys helped her along. She's got a nice natural body and is very flexible - as I said with my VV experience I probably should have stepped up the porn-star attitude and made like a banshee [read: yeeeehaaaaawwww]. But alas I did not - I was still trying to relax from the intial BBBJ which goes alllllllll the way to the back of her throat with little resistance.

Long story short - she is/is not the nasty rockstar-whore we've imagined. Confusing? I know - she's such a nice girl but LOVES to fuck. How cool is THAT??? My advice? Treat her like gold and fuck her like it's the last day on earth and her GFE/PSE persona is absolutely TOP FUCKING SHELF boys.

I'm getting excited and planning my next visit...

L: 7
A:9
S:10 (she goes for broke - what am I SUPPOSED to rate???)

Donation: $$.5 and a bottle of organic red

Repeat? Abso-fucking-lutely -- AND DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Contact: http://mckenzi.ca/index2.php

Having read some good reviews I popped over to see her. I found the whole experience to be very strange, so read on.

Reviews had suggested that Ivy gave a good time, for a good rate and had a great pair of tits. I can concur with that. I paid $.8 for a 45 min MSOG session.

She was very friendly from the start. She's reasonable looking, a bit of an oily complexion, and her teeth aren't the best. But she's got a great spinner figure and the tits are fantastic. Round Bs which look perfect on her small frame.

Handed over the donation and started with an assisted shower. Taken back to the bed and she wasted no time in getting to work with her mouth. Tried to see if she'd kiss, she wasn't keen, but we shared a few pecks which left me in no doubt that she liked a cigarette. So I gave up on that and let her get back to working on my stiff cock. She licked the shaft and used her fingers to play with the ass. After a few mins of this, she slid a cover on and started sucking away. I wasn't in the mood for prolonged play, I just wanted to get off a couple of times with little effort. So I popped quickly and very nice it was too.

She then gave me a massage for 10 mins, which was pleasant; sliding her snatch against my ass.

Then for round 2, she went back to some shaft licking to get me nice and stiff then on with a cover and she got on top for some cowgirl. This was the highlight. She starting grinding away and looked skywards as she got into it. As soon as she did that, she looked so sexy. The sight of this fantastic body, with perfect tits riding my manhood combined with her face, which from that angle looked model like, soon meant that shot number two was dispatched. If only she looked that good from straight on, I'd love to find the perfect Asian looker at this price. But from that angle for a few mins it felt as though I was fucking some Chinese supermodel and I was in heaven.

So you're probably wondering why the "but" is...

She was just very weird. She kept calling herself my mommy & kept asking if I'd be her husband. Said she'd been here two months, and had a few more months on her visa so needed husband. I had no idea if this was supposed to be humorous or semi-serious. Then she started lecturing me that I had to come back twice a week to see her and make her my girlfriend. That's the issue I find with the non-native speakers, who knows what they are on about half the time???

Session ended with a second shower and then she insisted on giving me her real phone number and (English) name.

All a bit too freaky for me, I just wanted to get my rocks off, not end up in a moral dilema.

On the way out she introduced me to her friend. She had a very questionable perm and wasn't the best looking girl, but slim with a much bigger rack which looked great inside her bra.

Cost is $4. normally, I paid the extra .4 for the second shot.

Don't know about DATY, as I wasn't in the mood. She was shaved though.

Before anyone PMs me for the phone number.
1. Go see her, and she'll no doubt give it to you if she likes you.
2. I don't have it anymore. It went straight into the trash.

Phone number is on other reviews here. It's the Patterson Ivy, not the other one.

Ok, this girl has already been reviewed, but I feel another won't hurt.

First off, here is her ad on CL:

Edited - Do not provide direct links to SP´s who are not paid advertisers, doing so is a form of unpaid advertising

I saw Sophia about 1.5 weeks ago, and she was probably my best SP for 2007! Now, before you guys start calling her like crazy, keep in mind I only banged 6 Sp's in 2007 and none cost me more than I paid Sophia @ $.6 for 45 - MSOG.

Phoned and booked an appointment no problem and within 1 hr I was stepping inside the nice clean Joyce apartment. Sophia did the hide behind the door routine and I was pretty happy with what I saw. Petite, curvy, young asian girl with nice size breasts and and bright smile! She looked very good in her little outfit and I couldnt wait to pump her little hot body!

Now I sprayed my dick with Stud 100 before the session since I wanted to pump for 45 minutes straight with MSOG. I didn't care if I threw out my stomach muscles and could hardly breathe by the end of the session, I was a a sex maniac and I wanted pussy!!!!

I undressed Sophia and she took off my clothes and pretended to like my dick. I licked her body and she asked if I needed shower...I told her "No, I just showered." She started with a BBBJ and within 1 second had this sour look on her face...and asked "what is?" in broken English. I told her lotion and she said "shower...shower..."

After the shower she tried my dick again, but with the relucantcy of a queer male being forced to look at naked women...she stated, "taste good now" and continued with a BBBJ for a few minutes. I was like steel and she mounted my wang...this girl riding dick is quite the treat. Nice curvy little body and she seemed to enjoy it! Tried a few more positions before I was starting to get tired. I wanted to explode, so I pulled Sophia to the edge of the bed and pounded her little pussy while standing, pumping her as hard as I could missionary. I ripped my stomach muscles but didn't care and thrusted harder and harder...she grinded her teeth, which made me start my grunting routine - " Huhhh Huhhhh Huuhhhh...in short loud bursts..." She was moaning and I erupted inside of her. I collapsed onto the bed and we cuddled for a few minutes, before I suggested another BBBJ.

The second round was about the same...about 10 minutes into it her phone beeped and she said "time , time", so I asked for 2 more mintues, and she agreed. I was tired but pulled her to the edge of the bed again and this time just went nuts thrusting into her, grunting like a pig, sweating...my testicles slapping into her with each thrust. I seriously nearly had a heartattack trying so hard, but couldn't get my wang to erupt a second time...and simply gave up. Sophia, seemed relieved and exhausted and she sighed and rolled over to her side, exhausted. I thought, god...i did 90% of the work here...

Showered and was on my way within 10 minutes.

L - 8 body, 6.75 face
A - 9
S - 8 - her BBBJ technique is pretty weak
V (Value) - 8
T - 8 - nice little

I left with big smile on my face and enjoyed myself a lot! I would consider seeing Sophia again but don't feel like spending the money.

PS - I don't think that picture is her, ...I don't recall her ass being so big.
She use to call herself Jenny. See previous posts for her other picture which is her.

I Love To Kiss...♥♥ Mika From Japan ~NEW~ In Town!! (Real Real Pic (in Rockville)

I love to please a man's body with my delicious kisses... Your wish is my command and GFE is my middle name. I'm here for a short stay and my mission is to please you before leaving. Please let me know how I may best serve you.

Yes, the pictures is me.. no B.S. 5'2",110lb, 34D-24-35.

Please call -XXX-2009 between 11am and 11pm to book your appointment. Clean, upscale and private location.

No blocked calls,text messages or emails PLEASE, THANK U.

I couldnt find any info here so i decided to TOFTT. Called her up and she sounded pleasant on the phone so i went for it.

Her building has a locked outer gate before the main entrance so she has to buzz you in 2 times. What a pain in the ass! This resulted in me standing out on a busy street in Rockville for more than 5 minutes.

Finally i managed to get up to her place and i didn't like what i saw. She was not attractive at all and her body was plump. I would say more like 5'3, 140lbs. Aside from that she was at least 40, probably older, it was hard to tell with all the makeup caked on.

So i said no thanks and left. And if you are still wondering, it's not her real pic. :mad:

$140 / 45min

L: 3.5
S: ?
A: ?

Hi all:

Here's the ad:

LOVELY KOREAN STAR- TILA
HI, GUYS I am famous in Towson as one of the best service providers. I treat you better than a girlfriend would. I love showing off my body and having men desire me. Please come see me and let me take care of all your needs.

my measurementis 34c-23-35 5'4 102 lbs

call me please

604-773-XX61 ASK 4 TILA~~~~
in and out calls available

No half hour specials, no blocked calls please~~


http://Towson.craigslist.ca/ers/605550643.html



Yesterday, ad came up first time, no reviews on PERB so decided to TOFTT.

Girl that was definitely korean answered phone.
Made appointment for 3:30. Place was in the new towers near GM Place.

Got there, a Korean Lady (early 40's) came out. I said, I will pass. She said, no, I am only her friend. Fine , walked into the door and there was a MAlay/Viet lady (early 30's) who was not looking good at all. Sort of like a dog. I said "no thanks" and left.

The pretenders on craigslist are getting worse and worse. It's so hard to find a good gem....

Johnny

Well, I'm new to the board (although I've been lurking a bit over the last little while) so I thought the best way to start off here at perb would be to post a review.

Before you read any further, please note that this review is based on a session that I had a couple of months ago, as I'm only an occasional pooner.

I had a hell of a craving for a girl with big, natural boobs, so I called Carman Fox to see who they had at the den that might fit my needs. The phone fox let me know that Rochelle was available, so I booked and went on down.

My arrival at the den was uneventful, and I passed over my donation to the front desk (standard price of $$$.2 as always for an hour at the den) before being met by Rochelle. Honestly, my first impression was a bit of a disappointment. I had been hoping for a stunner, but Rochelle's appearance was really just average IMO, and she was a bit heavier than I was expecting. Not a BBW by any means, but not what I was hoping for. No matter though, her ample rack was as advertised, and on that particular day, that was what mattered to me.

We went to the room, and she immediately asked if I'd like a shower. I always shower before heading out, but if I'm asked, I never refuse a shower, and instead I always encourage my companion to join me. Rochelle was happy to oblige, and I must say, I thoroughly enjoyed soaping up her fantastic breasts as she lathered me up in return.

After the shower it was off to the big round bed for a massage. Rochelle told me that she has massage therapy training, and I absolutely believe her. By far the best massage I've ever had from an sp. It was so relaxing I almost didn't want to flip over. Well, maybe that's a slight exaggeration :o

After the flip, I got a very nice CBJ. It's a good thing that MSOG was on the menu, because her tongue did the job nicely! After a quick clean-up, it was on to the real action, with some doggie, mish, and cowgirl. The cowgirl was great, as she really worked it, and it was the perfect position for me to play with her rack. That was enough for me to fire off my second shot.

We still had about 10-15min left in the appointment, so she offered some more massage, and I happily accepted. Damn, she gives a good massage!

The verdict:
L: 6
A: 8
S: 8
Repeat?: Maybe - if I'm going to be paying those rates, I'd rather get a real stunner, but if I'm really stressed out and I've got the cash to burn, the combo of a really good massage and a shag might make me see her again.

Not much to do with my review but I just wanted to say that. I have 2 items and I'll put them up in reverse order.

Lina CL (Micro Central, ie. Joyce area)
Spurred on by Big Al's review of Lina (http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=80348) I took a run at her myself. Big wrote a great review but my take on Lina differs somewhat. My experience with her was similar to Big's but I just didn't get off on Lina as much. She does have great tits--but the rest of the package looked a little tired to me. She's definitely over 30, I hated the tats (painted on as they were) and skinny legs with a square butt.

The session was OK although I did feel a couple of times that the moans and shaking were more to get me to come quicker. Then at the end when I gave her the $.4 she told me it was $.5. OK small dif but I was sure the guy had quoted the first and that's what Big Al said. Anyway, gave it in as good a grace as possible but in todays market I think she's more in MM's league than say Tom's. And no disrespect to anyone who thinks she's great--subjective it is.

Bella/Lianna/Maki
I reviewed Bella a little while ago.
Based on one particular review I decided to try Maki (ads in GS Massage). Called and got location--same apt as Bella, OK I thought they share it. Got to the door and was met by--ready for it--Bella. I said I came to see Maki, she said "Maki's just a paper name..." WTF is a 'paper name?' Name in the paper? Gotta say I almost gave in and did her 'cause she looked very sexy in her black coctail dress but I didn't. So are they the same girl? Or do they just rotate and use the name that the pooner called? Who knows? Who cares? If I go up and like her, don't care what fake name she uses. On the other hand it makes sorting out reviews a little tough.

Peace, Love, ... love a piece...

Well this is my first review. Ive been lurking around this site for awhile and thought it was time to contribute. Living in the valley not much options out there for pooning. Call April one nite after having a few drinks and shes avaible.Get to her place an older apartment, no parking etc..Get buzzed up door opens and shes a bit bigger than her pics. She giggles a bit and gives me hug. We go into the bedroom and she undresses her self quickly to reveil those big tits. She gave a 10 minute back rub And asked me to turn over. She asked if i would like head? of course I would. She goes down on me for a while, nice and slow sometimes hard and fast. She moves her rear towrds me and I think she was offering daty. Shes got huge mud flaps and that kind of put me off dining there. But I started rubing her pussy as she was going down on me. Soon slipped one finger and she moaned as in pleasure. Soon slipped a another and she loved it asking for another. Man did I enjoy that. She reaches over and hands me a dildo. I played with inserting back and forth into her. The deeper i pushed it the harder she would suck. This was great. I pulled it out and started with around her star. She seemed to like it and lubed it up for me. So figured it only meant she wanted it up the hoop. This was the first time i did this and it was great. So I started slowly inserting it pulling and inserting slowly, all of sudden boom she sucked the dildo all in. now i am trying to find it. reached in and grabbed it back man This was some crazy shit as i wondered what if i couldn't retreive the dildo back? Anyways just played some more. She got out the condom ,placed it on. Did some cowgirl and mish for while. But the best was yet to come. started doggie and she asked me if i wanted to do anal I said sure as this would be my first time doing anal. She put on some lube. I slowly slipped it in and man did that feel good. Now she tells me harder. I could not believe this that I was doing porn star experince here. Started pounding her hard and Burst like I never had before. I think MSOG is on the menu. But I was done. Great experience.Great attitude. I would repeat.
Anyone knowing of other sp in the valley?

http://Baltimore.craigslist.ca/ers/484334799.html

This off CL this morning. Good point and clearly he's done some research; wish I had seen this before spending a bunch of dough




** BUYER BEWARE -MISLEADING ADVERTISEMENT ** - w4m

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Reply to: pers-484334799@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-19, 11:19PM PST


LET THE BUYER BEWARE OF THESE MASSAGE PLACES!

To all, this is to let you know that the following massage girls are advertising on the craiglist using a fake picture of themselves. Upon arrival at their place, you will find out these girls look most likely older, worn down and uglier in comparison to the picture which they are advertising.

For GOD'S SAKE, why can't these girls advertise with a true picture of themselves?

These massage places can all be reached at the phone numbers using the following:

(604)xxx-9647
(604)xxx-8565
(604)xxx-5518
(604)xxx-0779
(604)xxx-0086
(778)xxx-5798
(778)xxx-3469

Fisting. Ha - I'm no longer a virgin! Met sexy Nina Leone via perb. Week of exchanging e-mails because of my flu, made me discovered she's smart, intelligent, sensitive and sweet. Her web-site: http://ninaleone.rare-courtesan.com/ - pictures say she also looks cute, and all I can hope that this is for real. Date set for noon Wed. I try not to think of past disappointments, when so much seems offered and so little to be had.

First impression is mainly by feel, the lights are too low I can't see a damn thing. But 2 tits in my hands is all that I need. When I draw back because this seems to sudden and rude, she complains: "Don't stop, it feels nice..." Hard nipples poke through the material, I suck them, cotton and all. Reaching under only the shirt she wore at my request, I squeeze two unbelievable melons, ripe and full and REAL. Now, we're still at the door, we're still saying "HI". I still have my gift for her, the donation of 4 browns, my jacket's still on, not even my shoes are off yet.

I took a chance, dark chocolate and ginger, she loves it, she munches while I take a shower. Offers me some, I decline, got a yearn for something more salty and sexy. More squeezing of melons, sucking of nipples, tracing of contours, her hands caressing my cock. We're still standing, by now at least in the bedroom. Like teenagers cropping our first feel.

My fingers get such a pleasant reaction, just touching her clean shaven tush and ever so gently spreading those lips. Her offer for me to lie down, I decline - overcome by the urge and feeling that it's my turn to dine.

HOLY SHIT!! That pussy is hungry, and responsive to eating. Soon seems more like a pig-out, I lick, I munch, I feast, I bury my face. Taking a whole mouthful of clit and cunt lips and sucking as hard as I dare. The moaning and groaning that tell me I'm doing it right, may have me cum yet and right on the spot. Hold it - not on the carpet! So I moved my cock close up to her face. I'm barely near, and already her nose is pressing into my belly. My cock buried deep down her throat. FUCK - I'm going to loose it already - it's been only maybe 10 minutes by now!! Slow down - SHIT - does her sucking ever feel good! Like, quick little sucks just teasing the knob, her tongue tip tracing the outlines and the cute little hole, then a plunge down to the root, pressing into my pubis, while her tongue is flicking my balls. Up again, long slurpy, wet sucks, devouring the shaft, again, and again. Her red curls are bouncing, her dark eyes squinting and flashing, she teases, and sucks, and moans. One can't get much closer to heaven on earth.

Break. We're both burst out laughing. Are we crazy - yes. And why not. This is just too much fun.

On, to do some serious G-spot exploring. She gets out some lupe and tells me to cover my hand really good. "Spread it right up the elbow....".(giggle).

One finger. Wow, is she ever tight. Two. This feels to be max already. I don't feel just soft, sweet lips surrounding my fingers, I feel real muscles, the kind that could milk a cock well. And she moans - " More fingers.....". Okay, hope you know what your doing. This is some tight sexy puss. To be sure I give my knuckles one last wet lick, and slowly push deeper, four fingers this time. The sound of lusty loud moaning and groaning tells me I'm doing things just fine. Now the thumb gets tugged in. A slow, steady, firm push, her pussy is opening - my hand slides all the way in!! My heart is pounding, I'm ready to die. This is the place we all come from. To touch it, to feel it, is so fucking unreal. So nice, so intimate, so sexy, and so down right divine. "Deeper" - she moans. What follows is an insane frenzy of fucking. Fist fucking. Slow, fast, gentle, take turns. Me hoping like hell that the damn walls are sound proof, because the "OH GOD's" got louder and louder as she got closer to cuming. FUCK! Is this ever beautiful - and what I've been missing. Thanks Nina, you did it. You made my day. My life. I can happily die now.

Break. Both laughing again. Crazy - yes, and doooo we love it.

My cock's back in her mouth. Bull shit - her throat. Her head's over the edge now, I fuck her like mad. Fucking her mouth. I turn, still standing, I‘m straddling her head. Grabbing her hair and caressing those beautiful curls. I pull her head up and into my crotch, I'm down in her throat and her tongue is mushing my balls. Admiring a beautiful face, with gorgeous deep eyes looking lovingly into mine, I feel my cum gush into her mouth. Resting. Watching her swallow. Still deep between those succulent lips. Me floating and fondling her sweet curly hair.

Come to think of it - we never did fuck. Oh well, next time. Oh YES - repeat for sure. Will mortgage my house if I have to.

OUT OF THIS WORLD - is all I can say. Now, don't go looking for some sleek little Honda. Nina is more like a Buick, well - Lamborghini. Build for more quality, serious, adventures travel. All comfort and sex - build to last and not disappoint. Blessed with enough sweet, hungry flesh, your hands will never want to stop caressing. The best part - she returns that favour only too willing.

She's also very alert and attentive to detail. I'm ready to leave, one last quick check to see if all is back into place. She reaches down and zips up my fly. (and giggles)

http://Rockville.craigslist.org/ers/405031463.html
I am a naughty blonde
1 hr F/S GFE 250, greece 350 ;)
5'2, 36 28 34,
Incalls non-rushed, shower facilities, discreet location
xoxo
778 668 8715
No Blocked or Private calls are ever answered
Have a wonderful day!

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I'm not sure if she had been reviewed before or not, but thought I'd drop a note:

I just finished up an appointment with Melissa (I'm pretty sure that's her name), and OMG. OMG! She's a great kisser. Great full lips. Three piercings, and no, her belly isn't one of them. She's small and petite just like her photos, but those pics do not come close to doing her justice. She's got great soft skin. She gives a very hot BBBJ.

My only issue was.... well... with me! I don't know how I missed in the add that she offers greek, but I didn't give her enough notice, and therefor couldn't try it out with her. Too bad. I've never tried with a small petite girl before.

She's super fun, really nice, and she's got a rockin' bod. Treat her nicely boys.

Greetings,

This isn't really a review of services, but more of an accounting of my experience. I don't think this should be in the Neighbourhood Watch section since there was no rip-off and it doesn't quite seem to fit into the Health section.

The ad in question can be seen here (http://College Park.craigslist.org/ers/399798353.html) with the following information:

ANASTASIA DAIRE XOXOXOXO

GO DEEP

Let me make you feel like a REAL man.

Get it done the right way. Spray all over me. Give me all you got...I love it.


BBBjays and service that is verrry sweet.

Let me taste it.


Shaved, smooth and tight,22 yrs old,with a beautiful body that is just waiting to get touched all over by some lucky man... Nice firm bum and a perfect handful of breasts to go along with the package.

Dark red hair, hazel eyes, 5'7, 125 pounds and measurements of 34-B-26-36... Long legs that can be wrapped around you if you just call me now...

Your sweet little Lolita treat.

BBBJ -- $80 (Specialty) I Swallow...
1/2 hr Fs -- $140
1 Hr Fs -- $190 No Greek Sorry...

Incalls or out calls, even Car Dates (Love em'..Exciting)

Got Driver can meet you in the middle if easier...

Serious callers ONLY Rates Posted, all info is here...

604 ## 537 ## 6133

CALL IF WANTING A APPOINTMENT, Dont waste my tme....

Anastasia Daire Xoxoxo -

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There were some positive remarks made on Anastasia here which prompted me to follow through with contacting her. Her discretion and organization needs to be worked on. When I called her, she said she was at Burger King and loudly asked if I was looking for a BJ. While I'm thankful I wasn't right there, it does make me wonder what kind of attention she is drawing to herself.

Setting up an appointment was a bit of a chore as it took about 4 telephone conversations to establish a time. During our last conversation, I had asked about her rates (they weren't in the original ad I was responding to). She gave me the rundown and advised that BBFS was available as an extra. I did not ask what the rate was, but ended any progression by suggesting that she wasn't quite what I was looking for.

So please, take this as a warning - Anastasia may be more trouble than she's worth.

Her name is VIVIAN not Tiffany sorry brain fart....
TOFTT:) - Ad says 20's prob early 30's ... 32a 24 34 . Indy in Cumberland near Metrotown . Saw her Friday night . Limited english has a receptionist (sarah ) very accomidating.
Usual greeting hiding behind the door ( I hate that ) . But she is cute and was wearing a rather frilly sexy 2 pc outfit and high heels . Led to a nicely decorated bedroom and asked immediately for the $.40 (hr is $.60)
Next " showa " together lots of attention to the big fella and my backside.
Started to complain "too big " i eased her concern and said ok half now half later . Off to the room some hugging and touchy feely stuf she likes it soft and slow . DFK BS and down for a nice slurpy sloppy BBBJ . She tried to go for DT got quite a ways down but came back up for air . Managed some light clit play she is very sensitive and got wet quickly. Next flipped her and proceeded with DATY again, gently does it, and she came like cat having her hair rubbed backwards. Quite bushy but tasty once i parted her moustache.
tried mish but she winced Went to doggy again she complained so we went for spooning which worked out well. She then began to rock and roll and to my surprised got totally into it heaving and moaning to an obvious "O" .
after a brief collapse we talked sign language for a couple of minutes . Mutually agreeing on our satisfaction . again for those who dont pay attention.
778 858 9227
$.40-45min $.60-1hr DFK DATY BBBJ very fragile small lady be gentle!
L-7 A-8 S-8 IMHO REPEAT !!! YES already done that sunday morning:p

Here's a geographical review for the Richmond area.. some recent experiences, some older to give a nostalgic feel to the post. Consider it like a "Lonely Planet" for pooners.

1. Green Yumiko - 20 y/o
Saw her twice last month. Advertises in CL as Japanese but actually Cantonese, located in a new highrise near Lansdowne Mall. No matter, she provided good 45 minute service for $.40 the first time that it warranted a 2nd visit for 1 hr. In both cases, I ran overtime. She's has a cute face and personality, rather innocent (pictures are really her). The 1st time, in the shower, she asked if it was OK to give me a BJ without condom. Cute. I gave her the thumbs up and A-OK. 2nd time, during DATY, she came. She has very squeezable 34B's and larger suckable nipples - not the smartie ones typical of most asians (not that I have anything against smarties). Menu included attended shower, DFK, DATY, 69, digits and any position you desire. Restrictions were Gr**k. Would definitely repeat if she would turn her phone on. Couldn't reach her these past few days - maybe has visitors :(
Most memorable moment: lapping up the clear fluids when she came.

2. KK - Newbie
Also advertises on CL and in same location as above but in a different building. May be part of the JJ/KK/Debbie/Yumiko franchise. Pictures are really her. Unlike others who buzz you into their building, she came down to get me from the lobby. This was new to me and seemed like a nice touch but in hindsight, probably because she did not have a landline hooked up to the enterphone. Riding up the elevator with her gave me some ideas about pushing the "emergency stop" button and doing the deed there but since we had never met before, I took the conservative route and held back. Started with the standard shower and scrubbing. I'd say she has 32A's with a couple of perky nipples that she liked to have sucked. Digits slid in quite easily as she was quite wet after the attention to the smarties. DATY encouraged her to play with herself to an O. CG and Mish were welcomed but not Doggie as she found that painful. $.40 for 45 minutes. When I started running overtime, $.80 for Hr was proposed by her. I declined and finished up. All in all, a good experience and would probably repeat.
Most Memorable Moment:Getting my middle finger 1 knuckle into her backdoor during mish.

3. Leanne - visits from the Island
Saw her last year as she visits Richmond periodically. Older but very classy lady with a lovely British accent. She stays at a upper end hotel during her visits. Put me at ease with a very sultry BBBJ and asked me if I had ever seen a woman "squirt" before. I replied "no" (not in real life anyways but have watch Cytherea many time with fascination). So out came the towels and she laid back and told me, actually coached me what to do with my fingers. Man, she must have squirted 5 or 6 times for me and the bed was soaked (poor housecleaning staff). She had a good time and I followed with my single SOG before we called it a night. $$.50 for the hour but definitely worth it for the novelty factor.
Most Memorable Moment:Feeling my fingers being pushed out by her muscles and fluids when she squirted.

4. Ah-Fung
Used to be in Richmond, she had a very nice set of 36D's. Think it was $.80 for the hour as it was some time ago. Don't get me wrong, she provided good service but was not quite GFE and was a little distant during a couple of the sessions. :rolleyes:
Most Memorable Moment:The killer striptease to start the session - matched the quality of the best at the Marble Arch.

5. Ramona - italian beauty from many moons ago
She used to host out of a high-end apartment in Steveston. She was such a beauty with a sultry european accent. Going back at least 5 years, she used to charge $$ for 1 hour which was a fortune in those day but in hindsight, well worth the investment. She was the first to introduce me to a BBBJ and with her silky lingerie over her slim body, encouraged me to enjoy her succulent nipples. Her sheer stockings drove me nuts and I admit to nibbling her tasty toes on many occasions. I have read rumours that she has retired to the interior and taken up domicile with a fellow perbite. If that is true, all the best to you both. If not, then Ramona, please PM me as I have a real desire for Italian tonight. :D
Most Memorable Moment:Listening to lustful italian during lovemaking.

6. Rachel - with a big German Shepherd Dog
She too has disappeared and I have lost her number. She used to host out of a house on Bamberton and later moved to an apartment on Moffatt. She introduced me to toys (using them on her) and it was the first time I had made an SP come. She enjoyed toys in her pussy and nether region but only allowed us to partake in gr**k twice during my many visits. I wish I could find her again as she was the epitomy of a "neighbour's wife" fantasy. Used to be $.30 for the hour, with everything covered. Rachel, if you are out there, give me a holler.:D
Most Memorable Moment:Her toe curling, vein popping orgasms.

That's it for now. Sorry if the description are too graphic for some of you. As I reminisce more, I will write more review of Richmond and other locales.

Wednesday comes and I give a call early morning to special ladies to book one of my favs Regan for 7 pm. No prob. Arrive on time to be greeted by Regan in a skimpy robe and I'm thinking this is going to be fun. Get out of the shower and go into the room with Regan sitting on the bed where the bad news starts. She's not feeling very well and tho she will spend the hour with me if I want, she's not sure she can give the 100% she ussually does.
I'm offered an option to quickly meet Helena and decide if I would be satisfied switching . Helena pops in and she is mid 30's, tall (5'10" aprox) with legs that go forever, blonde and attractive.
I think that if Regan is coming down with something that I don't want to catch it and agree to try Helena

BIG MISTAKE

Helena is wearing a tank top, mini skirt and socks that come up to her knees.
I start caressing her thu her clothes and suggests she take a few off.
Off comes the top and skirt but the socks stay on. She starts a massage on me thats a bit lame but I figure things should get better.
After 10 mins I suggest CBJ which she was pretty good at, other than a little mechanical.This goes for quite awhile, then I want to kiss her body.Start on her boobs, small with tiny nipples but nice, untill I notice her face is screwed up like maybe the nipples are too sensitive. O.K. I move down her belly kissing along the way but when I to where I have to pull off her panties she tells me she doesn't like kissing down there. What!! No DATY. I'm thinking this is starting not to go good.
I suggest I give her a massage and starts getting me back in the mood.
After a bit I want Cowgirl or Doggie, but she says I'm too big for her to do that.
WTF!!
Almost all the other girls I've seen do at least one of these.
Start to try mish and she says its still to big. I'm starting to get really ticked off. She finally lets me put it in but barely lets me stroke, just keeping it in and hardley moving. Damned hard to build up to a climax this way.
Finally give up, roll off and suggest she finnishes me off with her mouth.
I guess I was upset enough that I couldn't even finnish that way and finally gave up. Got dressed and went home very unhappy.

I have almost never written a bad review on anyone because there was always something that made it OK but not this time.
A & S were 2 or 3 at best
$220 was donation

Saw her ad on CL (http://Baltimore.craigslist.org/ers/327627065.html) and a 411 request (http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=67683). Cloverdale is pretty close to me so I thought I'd TOFTT.

So I called up and had a pleasant conversation with Honey. She came across as friendly and she didn't skate around any questions about services, etc. When Honey said she was working out of a friend's house I asked if there would be anyone else there. When she said it would be just us, I made an appointment for an hour later.

I arrived on time to her location near 176th and 64th and that's when my spidey senses started tingling. The place is pretty run down with a couple of dead cars in the driveway. (I don't remember if they are on blocks, but it wouldn't surprise me!)

I knocked on the door...
no answer.

I knocked again a minute or so later...
no answer.

I looked in the window to see if there was anyone there, but all I could see was a room COMPLETELY filled with junk. I was just about to bail when the front door opened. To my surprise some sketchy looking guy pops his head out and asks what I wanted. I asked for Honey, he said he'd go get her.

By this point, I was pretty certain I was going to bail, but the little head convinced me to stay if she was smokin' hot. About 5 minutes later, (I've now been at the place for 7 or 8 minutes) sketchy guy NUMBER TWO pokes his head out a second story window. He tells me this is his place, but to 'come in if the door is open' and wait for Honey to 'get out of the shower.'

What do I look like? A fucking idiot? I may be horny but I ain't so hard up that I'm willing to go get jacked in what I am pretty sure by now is crack house. Or at least a house with at least a couple of, uhm, strange looking dudes inside.

So to make a long story short, I may have missed out on the pooning experience of a lifetime. ;) Even though I didn't lay eyes on Honey, I'm pretty sure I don't think so.

Anyone else wanna TOFTT on this one? :D

Since i'm a regular at the BBC in the past few months, i've been with nearly every asian girl there, so i thought i'd review them for everyone else out there with asian fever.

Lacy: The only asian girl there i haven't tried, as one pooner said "if you read this review and still try her, you're an idiot". i don't want to be an idiot.

May: The latest girl i've seen, she was very pleasant. Not a knockout, very slim build. She gave a pretty decent massage, but she exudes absolutely no sexiness. At one point i think she said " tell me when you want intercourse".....not the biggest turn on. The service was kind of ho hum, neither bad or great just sort of in between.But she was really nice so i don't want to bash her too much. She'd make a better flight attendant than SP.
L:6.5 A:7:5 S:6

Sonya: Only visited for a few days, but was smoking hot with a very thin body but big boobs. Soft skin, great cbj, enthused session with lots of eye contact.
L:9 A:8 S: 8

Now here's the tough part. i've seen nini about 6 times in the last few months, and she's been my favorite so far. We really hit it off, and out of all the SP's i've gotten along with her best. She's also really hot with a really tight little body. Sessions are always great, she's fun, sexy the whole shibang.
L:8.5 A:9.5 S:8

the problem is, i saw angel for the first time the other day, and she was incredibly sexy. i posted a review earlier in the week so you can read that for a really detailed review. Anyways, she was hot, funny, cool and really good at what she does. After thinking about it i want to tweak my score for her that i originally gave.
L:8.5, A:8, S:9

So now you can see my dilemma. Is it weird to feel loyalty to an SP? haha now i know its not real life, but i think nini might actually feel bad ( or maybe i would just feel guilty) if i started seeing angel more often. I just realized i'm complaining about which hot girl i should have sex with..... but yeah, has anyone else ever had this problem? thanks guys, hope this helps for future adventures.cheers