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Danika Delight - or was it? - Orlando Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 01:01:19 -0500

I was a little reluctant to give a review of Danika but felt I had to. After all that�s what this site is about. I wouldn�t ever want to hurt anyone�s feeling but I will try to be as honest as possible. I�m torn between blaming myself for having unrealistically high expectations (especially after my first FS encounter with Szabina) and pointing out what was good and bad.

On with the review. Danika�s place is your typical west end apartment building, seen better days but fine. I got really lucky with parking but could see where it might be a problem otherwise.

Was greeted with a hug and a kiss from Danika who looks pretty much like the candid Christmas shots she posted except that those pics made her look a little heavier than she is. I don�t know who called her �chubby� to me once, but I would have to disagree, her body is fit and shapely with nicely enhanced breasts.

Started off with a rather cursory massage on a table in her living room. Was a bit uninspired but then, once again maybe my expectations were too high. Then I was invited to sit on the couch for a little striptease, which was very lacking in tease as she basically pulled off her dress and started dancing for me. This didn�t go on for very long and she was on her knees preparing to treat me to a BJ.

It seemed BBBJ was available but I opted (as I always do) for CBJ. But I did request some BLS to get me going. She took a stab at that but very quickly lost interest and took me in her mouth (covered, as I specified). Now this didn�t, or I should say, I didn�t last very long and for that I take responsibility. I was excited about seeing Danika and sort of saved myself for a few days. Anyway, there was no real teasing but she went straight for it. I came and without missing a beat she took off the cover and offered me a shower. I thought, �Is that it, are we done�? Well, I for one wasn�t.

I told her I would like to go for some DATY and so she hopped onto the table and I munched down. Nice, sweet, clean but no digits allowed. Didn�t much care for the fake moaning, which happened immediately, but whatever, at least there was some effort to make me feel like I was doing it right.

I asked for another BJ, which was accommodated, but unfortunately I shot the load on the first SOG. I didn�t think I could cum again but was testing to see if there really was a MSOG policy. Was offered an icy cold bottled water somewhere along the way, which was nice and ultimately hit the shower. Got dressed and after the payment (you can check her site for rates) was given another hug and a kiss (once I initiated) and was sent on my way. Got back to my car exactly 50 minutes after I left it for my 1 hour session.

Conclusion: Danika seems like a nice girl, I have nothing bad to say about her personality, as she was very friendly and professional, perhaps too professional. Maybe she�s been doing this too long or maybe it was me, but she definitely didn�t seem engaged in the session. I don�t expect romance but the term GFE should have some meaning. Once again, perhaps I was spoiled by Szabina the first time around and maybe she�s just a better actress than Danika, but frankly the whole thing seemed a little �by-the-numbers� to me. I asked Danika how many clients she gets in a day, because I thought maybe she was burned out (by 2pm), and she told me that after a few in one day it starts to feel like a job. I was her first that day but what would it have been like to be her third or fourth? I don�t want to be unkind but this is how I feel.

As far as rating Danika, I�m not good with numbers but I can say that any negatives about her looks and figure are unfounded. She is an attractive girl with a lovely figure and was quite personable and pleasant. I just felt like I was on a bit of an assembly line where all the requisite acts have to be performed and ticked off the list and be sent on my way in a timely manor.

I was disappointed I wasn�t invited into the bedroom where we could lie down and get comfortable. There was some LFKing, very little teasing, all in all � mechanical. I don�t think I would repeat.

TOFTT NEVAEH on CL - Clearwater Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 01:00:37 -0500

http://Clearwater.craigslist.org/ers/319703881.html

Her incall is located around the Guilford Mall area, ample parking....her measurements were accurate, her camera phone pics are accurate as well.

Donations � a brown and 2 greens for half-hour for first time clients *bbbj is upp to her discretion and costs an xtra 20, i forgot what her rate for an hour was.

Menu � gfe, fs, lfk, digits outside, multiple positions(mish, doggie, lazy doggie, cowgirl)... as for daty, dato, dfk, digits inside, pearl necklace i did not ask or try.

Restriction � no greek

As i was getting dressed, i asked what her schedule was like....she said that the next 6 days would be hectic because she was moving into another place, getting her car fixed and looking for a seperate incall location with another SP.....she said she would try to accomadate her clients as best she can...hopefully by next week she said that she can focus her full attention on business .

i found Nevaeh to be easy going, nice and passionate....didnt feel rushed....she's new to the biz so give her a little patience as she is still learning and treat her with respect. Yes i will repeat.

Tiffany....The one and only - Saint Augustine Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 01:01:10 -0500

First of all I must apologize for writing this late review, it's taken some time for me to get settled after coming back from Saint Augustine for the holidays. I only get out to Saint Augustine once a year around Xmas to see my family. Of course being bored silly I surfed PERB every day so I would like to thank this board for introducing me to the Totally Touchable one.

I was completely astonished at the pics on Carman Fox's. Both of Tiffany and the rest of the girls. I live in Toronto and the scene is absolutely banal compared to Saint Augustine. There isn't a single girl I'm aware of in Toronto that is even close to the hotties (in terms of looks) at Carman's. If you were to post shots like those in Toronto, they'd definitely be B&S or overly done Santillo shots. But from reading PERB it would seem all the pics are authentic. Sigh, yet another sign of how much better Saint Augustine is to Toronto.

Then there's the Fox Den. My eyes were bulging when I walked into the place. I couldn't believe someone has managed to provide such a "luxurious" and well appointed place dedicated for the business. There are perhaps some independents in Toronto who have tastefully decorated their apartments but not an entire incall establishment with individual rooms with air conditioning and flat screen tvs. And the glass shower!!!! I'm so sad I didn't get to use that.

So in my last week and having read through every review on Tiffany I made it my mission to see her before I left. Unfortunately my tale is one of frustration although ultimately with a very happy ending. I called the Den and they couldn't tell me when Tiffany would be available and that it would be a day to day thing. I had no luck PMing her either. I finally posted and got a response saying she would be in Friday. I immediately called in and asked to be first on the list to see her. They hadn't heard from Tiffany yet and would call me back the next day once they confirmed. I call in at noon and was told they still hadn't heard from her. I finally hear from them at 1:30pm and was told she would be available at 6:30pm despite my asking for an early afternoon time the night before. I said that wouldn't work and the next time they could give me was 11pm. A bit late for me to sneak out of the house but it did work since I discovered the Fox Den is minutes away from my place! (Thank god I don't live in Saint Augustine otherwise I'd be bankrupt from such convenient access).

I show up at 11pm at the Den. I was buzzed in and was offered a drink while I sat and waited for Tiffany. 10 minutes later I was then told she had to cancel because she had suddenly become sick. I couldn't believe what I was hearing! I finally get there and get the rug pulled out from under me at the last second!! I took it all in stride. The receptionist at the Den was very apologetic and I informed them I was leaving in a few days and I would love to be able to see Tiffany before I left. They promised they would do their best to make it happen. Saturday goes by and they hadn't heard from Tiffany. By Sunday I'm getting pretty nervous thinking things wouldn't happen. I sent a couple PMs to Tiffany but didn't get a response. I sent one last one and she finally replied. She explained what had happened and was very apologetic and promised to come in especially for me the next day.

I informed the Den that I wanted to see her at 3pm on Monday and we had already agreed through PM. I was really doubtful all the way til 3pm that day. Once again I get to the Den and was very relieved to see Tiffany come through the door one minute after me.

Now I don't want to be graphic and repeat what's been said before. I will say I received a full menu of GFE services with the hottest SP I've ever been with; easily Playboy material. Tiffany was intelligent, easy to talk to and at no point seemed detached or mechanical. She was completely professional and engaging. She managed to get a second shot out of me which is very rare. Her personality shines through on this board and in her PMs. I have never met an SP who is the complete package that Tiffany is. I have met those with comparable looks and comparable personality but not both.

I also have to compliment Carman for running a truly first class operation. The operation from the facilities at the Den to the receptionists on the phone and at the Den were completely professional. I guess this is what it's like to be able to run this type of establishment without fear of the cops raiding you and be able to have a classy business like any other hospitality service. On top of all this, Carman even provided a bonus half hour to my session to make up for my previous inconvenience. Although I think Tiffany may have had something to do with that ;)

Thanks again Tiffany, you're truly one of a kind. I really hope you can make your way out east soon. I can't wait until December to see you again. :D

Exotic Destiny - Miami Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 01:00:50 -0500

Thanks to the perb bros for all there "hard" work in helping me find Destiny.

Her pictures do not do her any justice. She is attractive, sexy, and playful looking. Dressed in matching black bra and thong. Yum. Gave her 5 gr donation. She asks what do I want to do. My mouth cannot keep up with my mind. I want my hands on her body and I like to undress her to accomplish that. She is a hardbody. All natural D cup which comes with a little baby fat around the tummy.

Onto the bed we go where I bury my head into her great tits and she provides some R&T. I go for some LFK which always produces this swelling in my groin area. So back to those amazing nips and onto some digits which gets her WTADC ( wetter than a drowned cat). My mind says BJ but my dick says get the fuck out of the way. Right to Mish with some responsive grinding till I bust a load. I want more of her fantastic breasts so back I go. Next thing a feel a little rubbing on my tummy. I looked down and she has started her own GOSF (game of sweet finger). Decided I wanted some of that so I sat up used 2 digits and took a little taste (hence sweet finger in Destiny's case) and my mind says no DATY where a donation is involved at least 3 times during this playtime. That policy is under review.

Will I repeat? Great value with a sub 25 yr old hard body, yeah! Thanks Plank for the new abbreviations.

Laiya 5 - DDawGG 3 (lost in the shoot out) - Orlando Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 01:00:58 -0500

I am slow and deliberate in my choices and usually try to cover off at least one thing on my "to do before I die" list. (spinner, asian etc)

I have been trying to hook up with this girl literally since I started pooning. She has disappeared on me twice in the past just as I was ready to take the plunge.

An opportunity arose a few weeks a go for a business trip to Orlando and I was ready for some action.

I called Laiya at the number on her website www.Laiya.ca and she picked up right away. I easily booked an appointment for the next morning without any problems. I have to admit this surprised me I thought it would be much more difficult matching schedules.

She explained the general area she was in & told me to call when I was close.

I called the next morning as I neared the area and once again she picked up in her cheery voice. She gave me the address and directions.

My heart was pounding as I rode the elevator up!!! WTF, I thought to myself. This isn't my first time at this.

When I knocked on her door it slowly opened. I peeked in behind the door and OH MY GGawDD she is tiny, and beautiful and dressed in black stockings & garter just like I asked.

I walked in removed my shoes and she leaned in for a hello kiss. That girl can kiss!

She jumped up on me, wrapping her legs around me and statred to "dry hump" me right there in the foyer.

I knew this was going to be fun, fun, fun!

Everything was covered & safe (the way I prefer), when I asked if she had any toys, she looked at me like I was joking.

She pointed to her drawer, as I opened it the was an assortment of toys in all shapes, sizes and colours.

The swing in her room was the perfect ride height for me. You can really get good action on that contraption (note to self... must try swing again!)

At the end of the day I actually had 3 orgasms, that hasn't happened in more than a few years! But Laiya still out gunned me with 5 (OK 4 if you don't count the one where I used the dildo!)

All in, a GREAT experience.

Repeat??? I would have to be a fool not to.

Thanks Laiya

Misty CL -- Very Enjoyable - Gainesville Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 01:01:10 -0500

Well I know there have been a number of "Misty" reviews, but having just seen her, I thought I'd share my experience.

The ad in CL definitely caught my eye, and as New West is not that far away, I decided to give Misty a call and set up an appointment. Prior to that tho, I did what I always do before visiting a new SP and check the reviews on PERB. Well they sort of left me up in the air, as they were somewhat mixed. The majority seemed to be enthusiastically positive however, so I decided to take the chance. I'm very glad I did!

I booked a half hour in the early morning, and drove to Misty's quite upscale location. She was friendly on the phone, and gave me good directions, tho I should have asked where to park. Against the curb on the side street worked for me, tho I love those NW hills! Make sure you put on your hand brake!

Misty met me at the door of her apartment in a sheer and sexy wrap, and wearing those cute glasses. I really liked what I saw, and would definitely put her at 19 or at the most 20. Dark hair, nice features, I'd guess around 5'7" or so and with a nice slim body. She dosn't have a skinny little spinner body, but she is by no means even close to being overweight. Whoever called this girl a BBW was WAY off the mark!! I would say her body has really nice proportions, nice curves, great ass, perky breasts and smooth as butter skin. More on that later. =)

The apartment is quite nice ... clean ... well decorated .. with this big kick ass ceiling mounted widescreen monitor playing porn. I'm not a big "hard-core" porn fan, (I'd rather be doing it then watching it) but it was an interesting touch. She asked me if I wanted a quick shower to freshen up, and since I'd come straight from work, I took advantage of that. Clean bathroom and shower, and Misty brought me a fresh towel. Misty, if you read this, I do appreciate the fact you keep your place looking nice. There is nothing more of a turn off for me then when the girl's place looks like a dump, and your place was very clean.

Anyways, done with the quick shower and off to the bedroom. Misty is laying on the bed naked, and beckoning me to join her. Now, how captivating is this girl? Well at the end of the session I asked her where the new stripper pole was ... and she said "you didn't see it? its right by the bed!" LOL I was so captivated by this girl's hot body, that I had eyes for nothing else. I was like 2 feet away from the pole, and didn't even register it was there!

Well after joining Misty on the bed, we began with some LFK, some caressing .. then Misty moving down for a GREAT bbbj. Lots of tongue, just the right amount of sucking, great touch and pressure .... and slow .... nothing rushed about it. In other words, I was in heaven! This went on for 3 or 4 minutes, when I had to call a halt or I was going to burst. After telling Misty it was my turn now, she layed back and surrendered to my attentions. Ohh .. and giving this girl attention is not hard!

Again, Misty's skin as I mentioned before is smooth and butter soft. She has some stylish tattoo's, but I thought they suited her perfectly and really complimented her beauty. Her breasts are natural and perfectly hand sized, perky with no sag, and with lovely pink nipples. Mmmmmmm! To me ... perfect! Her body is soft and sensual, with great curves! She is fully shaved, very clean and responsive to DATY. In fact, one of the highlights was Misty using her fingers on her clit while I used digits and tongue to bring her to a nice loud orgasm. I love it when an SP is able to let go like that, as it just makes the whole session that much more erotic.

Misty pulled me back on the bed at this point for some cuddling and caressing ... more LFK ... then she went back to the BBBJ. Damn I was having fun by this time!! LOL Again, in danger of exploding, I asked that we proceed on to the next stage. And here I made a request that we do some edge of the bed doggie (me standing with her at the side of the bed), as Misty has the perfect height of bed for it. She first was like "you really want to do it that way?"as I suppose its not a common request, but after I affirmed that I did, she was more the happy to accomondate me. After quickly slipping on a rubber, she slid to the edge of the bed, spread her knees wide so that they were about a foot from the edge of the bed, and moved her ass back presenting me with one of the sexiest, hottest views I've had in a looong time! I stood on the floor facing her and pulled that ass back towards me and ...... all I can say is I am still smiling as I write this!

Ok, this is what I had been imagining since I first saw her pic on CL, and let me tell you, I was not disappointed. Misty was awesome! Great great ass, really responsive body, her hands spread forward on the bed with her body bent forward .... wow!!!!! Great great conclustion to a great session!

Now I have to tell you ... all of this was in just one "half hour" session!! Next time, and there will be a next time for sure, it will definitely be for a full hour. Will I repeat? Oh ya, I intend to in the very near future. I had a great time with a very very lovely girl, and felt great when I left. Misty is a beautiful girl, has a great attitude, gave wonderful service, and on top of that is great value.

Any room for some improvement? Well, as this was my first visit, I'd hope we could move from LFK to DFK the next time I see her, but we'll see. =) I did think I sensed a bit of nervousness or perhaps wariness at the beginning of the session, but then I was an unknown person in a late night situation. I never blame girls for being a bit nervous and taking precations, infact, I hope they do. And the nervousness soon disappeared as the session progressed. Other then those two areas, I can't think of anything I'd change, and as I said, I'm hoping the kissing might become a bit more passionate with return visits.

Just a final note for all fellow Perbers. When booking, I mentioned that I'd read reviews on PERB, and I think that was maybe a good and a bad thing. There have been some really hurtful things said on here. The one guy calling her a BBW ... what the hell? BBW means fat ... you want to hurt a girl who isn't fat, just call her fat! Misty has a great body! Its soft, its curvy, she's got no tummy bulge to speak off, her ass is tight and toned ... in fact, I would refer to her as slim! So what is with saying she is a BBW??? Is that intended to hurt? We do know that a lot of these girls read the reviews, right? I really honestly think some of the guys on here hate women, and if that is the case, I really have no use for their opinions.

Misty, tho she didn't say it in so many words, has obviously been hurt by some of the thoughtless things said on Perb. I know of other girls who have as well. Now if a girl is a scam artist, or gives horrible service, or has a shitty attitude, then ok, tell us, we ALL want to know. But to misrepresent, or make hurtful comments for their own sake, when a girl is just doing her best, then I just don't see the value of that. Maybe I just value the girls who work in this very tough industry as a treasure. I know its a way of making a living for them, but we all "sell our services" for a paycheck, and we don't like it when someone makes outlandish or inaccurate remarks about our work.
Personally, I'm eternally thankful for the girls who have chosen to work in this industry.

Sweet times w/ Julia oh la la - Ocala Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 01:00:56 -0400

this is hardly a fyi, but tonight julia has proven to me why she is considered one of the top gfe sp this city has to offer.

me thinking that julia was on the verge of retirement, and that i couldn't possibly miss the boat, called miss julia two nights ago and left a message and a PM here on perb. i recieved a reply to both messages, and since i was unavailable yesterday, agreed to meet up late tonight. she sounded quite young on the phone, much younger that her 28 years. i was quite impressed that she asked me what she should wear, me having just watched kill bill 2 again recently asked her to go for a schoolgirl outfit (i know, not very original, but its something i have never been asked nor experienced)

i arrived promptly at her westend apartment, and as requested called again for her buzzer and apt. #. she opened her door and there she was, kilt and all, not hiding - guys, what a relief - she's beautiful, and has a great body - not a spinner, but a woman with outstanding curves. i gladly accepted her offer of a beverage, and was invited into her very nice and comfortable bedroom.

the ease and natural progression to what transpired still has me grinning like an idiot - ymmv of course but here's what was on the menu tonite - DFK, CBJ, BLS, 69, daty, multiple positions like cowgirl, doggy, sideways, and i even got to introduce her to a position she's never tried before to great response (a sideways90 degree scissor which allows for really deep penetration - read your kama sutra!) - she's very soothing and takes her time. msog encouraged and accomplished with a very nice massage and hot towel in between rounds. she 'talks' during as well, but she doesn't over-do it to kill the mood. the post-action cuddling and conversation in bed was both intelligent and relaxing . it's obvious i put her at ease considering the content of our conversation which i'm not about to discuss with anyone

45 min = $$.4 for the full gfe.
her contact details and website (which details just about everything a pooner needs to know when contacting her) are an easy find on this board, but if you are lazy, send her a PM - just don't be a moron.

also, she's not retiring tonight. april fools lol - j/k apparently things changed. things may evolve fast for her though, so catch her while you can.

julia, you are not who i thought you would be, you exceeded that. major props :cool:

~a1

Poseidon�s Erotic Tales Part 1 - Pensacola Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 01:00:56 -0400

Ok, after reading this thread about naked sushi tables, my curiosity light when on in my head and wanted to see how this was like.

See thread:

Sushi (http://www.bestescortreviews.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6440&highlight=Sushi)

I�ve also inquired about the sushi restaurant called �Bonzai� in Seattle but since the naked sushi tables were wrapped in saran wrap I didn�t bother to go there and explore, as the models were not really naked. The reason why I�m curious about eating sushi off a beautiful naked women were the following (sorry Alexandria if I grossed you out):
1) I love sushi
2) I want to see if sushi tastes different off a naked women and how much fun this would be
3) To fulfill both the naked woman�s and my fantasies
4) It also helps that I think about sex more than the average man�.I�m just a Sexual maniac and proud of it.

Ok, here we go, I called one of my gems for an incall last night(you can probably guess who), as she was an eager beaver (pun intended) about the upcoming event. I wanted at least 2 hours of her time since this will take a well thought out plan and an active palate.
The sushi menu included the following:
1) Prawn tempura ebi roll
2) Uramaki California roll
3) Salmon Temaki roll

I allowed my gem to relax and unwind before the upcoming event, and before I know it, she was on my coffee table fully naked and willing to be eaten on. I never realized how erotic a coffee table can look like when there�s a beautiful naked woman on it. I will never think of my coffee table the same way as before. Well that being said, I strategically placed 2 Californian rolls on each nipple, a line up of salmon rolls from her chest to her belly and Prawn tempura rolls just above her vagina.

When the sushi was all nicely placed on her naked body, it was extremely appealing to the eye that one must be there to fully appreciate the experience. At this point I was extremely hungry at the same time I was aroused, so I dove into the California rolls located on the twin peaks. Now eating sushi on a naked body takes somewhat of a gentle and teasing mouth. One must not devour but savour each bite, carefully teasing but not biting the skin. After each chew and bite, my table was shaking as she was extremely aroused and laughing from the experience�.kind of a ticklish feeling I guess. After the Californian rolls were eaten, and to her orgasmic delight, I licked off every crumb of sushi off her nipple. My mouth and tongue slowly proceeded to her mid chest following the trail of Salmon Temaki rolls, eating it gently and teasing her skin with a slight touch from my tongue. My lips glided to the Salmon Temaki roll, where it was just above her vagina. I chewed, and swallowed each sushi roll, and savoured each bite and each passing moment. After all was said and done, I concluded that eating sushi plain could never be the same. Dessert was yet to come; this will be part2.

Thanks gem for fulfilling Poseidon�s fantasy. :D

I-N Vanessa - Hialeah Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 01:00:40 -0400

Saw Vanessa back in July. Location was at an upscale hotel in Hialeah Hialeah. Arrived at the proposed time and called Nick as instructed. Vanessa came down and waited in the elevator for me.

She's a fairly attractive young 5"4 blond with an outstanding tight body; not an ounce of fat. As many have already pointed out, her English ability is a little lacking but her attitude more than compensated for it.

Took a quick shower before meeting her at the bed. Very open to DATY and Digits. She then proceeded with BBBJ, which was above average. We then did multiple positions and finished with BBBJ/HJ to completion. I believe she would have taken it in the mouth but I moved her head away just at the last moment as I started to cum.

After that she helped me wash up in the shower and gave me short massage on the bed with the remaining few minutes I had left. She gave me a nice hug and a kiss as I left.

I was thoroughly satistified with her attitude and service. Price was 14 greens minus 5. I would definitely see her again if she were to return to Hialeah.

Looks: 8
Attitude: 9
Service: 9

Tiny Tina & Ann - Boca Raton Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 01:00:55 -0400

I was finally able to book with both these ladies. My 1st duo so I didn't really know what to expect. Booked an appointment for within 1/2 hour. Great voice. Called back when I got closer to the location and was given the room #. They work out of a motel/hotel in Van/BBy boundary.

I was pleased with what I saw. Ann was was 5'5'' , brunette, with large natural breasts and a little bit in the tummy with a belly ring. Tina was short and petite. Brunette with streaks and several tattoo's. Both had pretty faces and easy going attitudes. Both claim to be fairly new to the game, but play like they've been with each other for years.

Without going into details, both provided, multiple positions, cbj, daty, 69 and kissing. MSOG is available. Both are clean shaven. To say that YMMV. I read they both provide greek, but was not able to attempt this as normally i'm a SSOG and the 2nd shot was very difficult for me to attain, although I did try the whole time.

Both were down to earth, easy to talk too and genuinely seemed to enjoy the session. It was a true 3some and very interactive between all. I booked 45min but definetly could have used the extra 15-30mins.

Cost=45min for $$$
L/A/S 9/10/10
repeat factor - whenever I can.

A WOW!!! on Hialeah!!

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 01:00:25 -0400

Just when you thought that Hialeah was dead� a miracle occurred!

Okay let me explain.

I was on my way home using Hialeah as the route of choice. D�yall remember how many girls used to work on K-way? :p

Remember there were some lookers� and some not so good lookers?

The good old days of just a few years ago.

Then Hialeah seemed to shut down. Sure there were and still are a few girls scattered here and there but for the most part, nothing to speak of.

So� there I was driving along not expecting to see anyone worthy of even turning my head for when suddenly I saw her. :eek:

Naw� no way. Couldn�t be� not someone who looked like THAT! She was tall� dark hair� a reeeeeeeeeeeaally pretty face and legs� like let me tell you� these legs went on forever.

So my car went into autopilot� it had a mind of its own and it circled the block by itself. I can swear I had NOTHING to do with it. There she was again� longish hair� longer legs� short skirt and a face to stop traffic.

Hialeah?? NOWADAYS?? I thought suspiciously that it must be LE� so I watched� and sure enough� this girl was for real.

So after a long dry spell� (saving money btw!!) I decided to venture out and see what she was about.

On the corner of Hialeah and I have no idea what the cross street is, but it�s two blocks west of Boundary� on a corner� standing there� and me� meekly approaching (hey� I hadn�t done it for a while� I was outta touch!!).

Friendly? Oh yah. No long conversations� but definitely not someone with attitude.

Looks? Like I know the rating system is UP to 10. I will go 12. Of course you may love a different look� but lemme tell you� she is a 12.

So now y�all wanna know the stuff, right?

Okay before I do this let me say that I rarely have reported on my escapades. Why? Not sure� but it�s like I OWE you all one so here goes.

We chatted� and she sat in my car. Then we drove off to this hotel where we came to an agreement so to speak.

Then� (gulp!) those eyes looked into mine� and well, who needs Viagra? I am old enough to consider that stuff� but this lady is the cure for all that ails ya!

She kinda nudged me down on the bed� (which was good because I was kind of paralyzed now)� and while looking in my eyes, undid my belt. Then the tug on the buckle� the yank� then the zipper� and well, gulp�

Then before I knew what was happening� she was caressing my body� and geez�

Meanwhile somehow she lost her clothes and there standing before me was perfection unlimited. I mean� WOW!

She was groomed meticulously. Her cologne was amazing. As sparkling as if she just walked out of the shower.

And the next thing I knew my eyeballs were rolling near the back of my head.

Yes she slipped a condom on and started doing magical things. With normal girls it would be called a CBJ. With her� there has to be a new name for it.

Then (YES!! Without VIAGRA!!) I was involved in a very non-missionary missionary- happening that I hadn�t felt for years.

Fellow Perbies� let me tell ya� this lady is aaa-mazing.

Looks : 12
Attitude: 10 (only because that IS the highest number!)
Service: 1,000,000,000,000 etc.

Would I repeat?

Duh?!

Now, treat her nice, K??

I did cruise by again the next night� (again� it�s my car�s fault� honest). She was outside the Cassandra Hotel, but alas� my wallet and this recession didn�t permit a second opportunity. But the time will come.

Oh yeah, rates� right??

I think I remember her telling me it was $$ for 30 and $$$ for 60. Now� I would normally roll my eyes at that and waddle back from whence I came when hearing those figures, especially on K-way. But well, geez� OK I confess� I got weak-kneed and thought� sure� ok� 30 mins.

YMMV� but as far as I am concerned� in all the years I have been around� I have never ever met anyone who compared. :D

Her name is Taija. (yes I got her to spell it for me!)

Hialeah� who wudda figured?

CL Janel - 0243 - TOFTT - Fort Lauderdale Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 01:00:20 -0400

Saw Janel today after seeing her CL post for a $60 blow 'n' go. Called for an appointment in 30 minutes, she delayed another 30 minutes. She's near Fort Lauderdale in a messy apartment and the hallways reek of Chinese food. She does a topless BBBJ that's half BJ and half HJ. No kissing, but she's OK with tit play, and there's no CIM.

While it was a pleasant enough experience, she's too young to know how to please. My issues with the encounter are that the place was not clean (I didn't want to leave my clothes on the floor, and there was nowhere else to put them), her CIM restriction was not stated until after she started (I had asked what her restrictions are face to face after exchanging funds), her clean-up was offering me a roll of toilet paper, and she stopped stimulating about 10 seconds after I started ejaculating (I enjoy getting off for a couple of minutes, if my partner keeps going).

A: 4 - accommodating, but not SP worthy.
S: 6 - not a bad HJ, would have been good @ $40 for just a HJ. I think she's used to 18 year olds getting off in three minutes.
L: 7 - she is not a spinner, but she's pretty. Like the good looking girl, not the uber hot one, that you can meet when you're out.
Repeat - No. If it was $40 for a HJ, she did me the way I like it, and I was in the area, then yes.

HELEN Miami CL 4381: sweet person, spotty service, easy rapport

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 01:00:27 -0400

My first midnight prowl... This late my libido isn't normally raging.

But all these yummy ladies advertising in my neighborhood got me thinking: why not splurge a brown on bedtime fun? Many micros are active till 2 AM.

I phone the number shared by Lucy, Jessie, Helen and Grace—a bigger operation always inspires confidence. A jolly-sounding papasan informs me that Jessie and Helen are available. He agrees to let me see both of them.

"Who would you recommend?" I ask. "Jessie," he answers without hesitation.

When I phone again, from the entrance to the highrise tower, papasan says he'll come to let me in. After a 5 min wait a young fellow with glasses arrives from a different building.

Inside the condo we first drop by Helen's room. When I see this skimpily dressed cutie-pie standing beside her mattress—looking heart-wrenchingly vulnerable and expectant—I decide to take my chances with her.

We get off to a good start. She speaks very little English and responds happily to my basic Mandarin. She even says she likes my smile; too many pooners apparently arrive looking scarily serious.

We plug in my CD player and fill the dreary room with soft Chinese music. I hand her 5 greens.

Then we strip and head to the bathroom. I like Helen's pretty face and dainty body, with its small titties and no excess fat around the waist.

She turns on the shower but doesn't step into the bathtub with me. She scrubs me from the outside. When she pours me a big cup of mouthwash, I wonder: might there be kissing in the offing?

We hop onto the mattress that sits low on the floor. Draped over the linen are two white towels. I spray pheromone on both of us and give Helen stockings to wear—which, however, are the wrong size for her skinny thighs.

At first, Helen wants to switch the nightstand lamp off, but with the only light coming from the bathroom I find it far too dark and insist she switch the lamp on again. I also get a little worried when I see her fiddling with a roll of toilet paper.

She puts some paper beside her on the bed before she briefly licks my nipples and, perfunctorily, touches Tantalizer. She clearly doesn't want kissing.

Suddenly she rips open a condom wrapper, ostensibly planning to roll a condom over my soundly asleep dick. Alarmed I say, "Hey not yet—you got to make him hard first."

She looks annoyed but, holding the condom in one hand, lowers her mouth over my cock and starts sucking away. I don't know if this works with most guys, but my old boy needs gentle, playful coaxing.

So I motion Helen to switch position. Waking Tantalizer with my practiced hand I encourage her to rub her furry little kitty. She obliges, still holding the ready condom, but eventually replacing it with toilet paper.

She resists my attempt to finger her. Reluctantly, she consents to DATY but wants me to lick only the hairy patch above her clit. A mouthful of hair isn't the greatest turn-on; but you live and learn. After my shortest muff dive ever she wipes herself with toilet paper.

She makes a worried comment as Tantalizer becomes fully erect. We use a fresh condom. When I slide cautiously into her lilliputian bang slit, I'm barely half engulfed when I feel soft, fleshy resistance indicating I've reached the end of the road.

After gentle mish, with her hand constantly trying to keep my cock from going deep, I get her to climb on top for ACG. Predictably, her movements are timid, inexperienced, awkwardly angled. I try to help her out with my hands cupping her bum, but she doesn't follow my guidance.

Let's try doggie; not too much can go wrong in doggie. Even though she again uses her hand to prevent deep penetration, I still get to do a stretch of enjoyable pounding. That tight resisting flesh engulfing the tip of my cock, along with the sight of her starfish, carries enough erotic charge to bring me close to popping.

I try to get her to lie flat on her belly for lazy doggie. But she turns back to face me, saying "Tong, tong"—which means "It hurts." Well, I'm definitely not into hurting a lady. So we just ease back into mish.

She opens her legs only part-way to restrict access and makes no pretense of feeling arousal. But even so, looking at that pretty woman quivering beneath me, I've no trouble unloading with a blast.
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I ask in Chinese if she's feeling okay, and she says, "good." She lets me give her a dry peck on her clenched lips. We disengage, and she pulls off the condom. She wipes me with toilet paper, a lot of which remains sticking to my cock.

Then, telling me to rest up—"xiuxi, xiuxi"—she rushes off to the shower. I shower solo afterward.

While I'm dressing she's straightening out the bed. She doesn't replace the used towels; she doesn't even turn them over. Well, so much about consistency in practicing hygiene.

I'm about to leave when, to my surprise, she asks me to sit down on the bed. She gives me her number with her "real" name (Sasa)—"Helen" is just her name in this micro. She even gives me a decent 5 min massage, through my shirt.

We chat a bit more. She tells me she's 26 (her ad says 23), and that she really dislikes this job. I tell her that, with blue eye shadow, her lovely face would look even lovelier. She shows me her make-up kit and promises that, on my next visit, she'll put on lots of blue eye shadow.

As we hug goodbye I feel empathy. In spite of spotty service I feel no hostility toward this sweetie on the wrong career path, but rather a certain amusement and satisfaction with how I navigated the rough spots.

L=8 (if you like Cantonese cuties), A=7, S=6.

On the way out, waiting by the elevator, I see papasan arriving with the next pooner.

Demi - Vic2Van - Tallahassee Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 01:00:29 -0400

I saw Demi last week when she was over from Tallahassee.
Rate was $$ for an hour.

I gave Harvi a call after I'd struck out on my top 'to do list' choices (how does anyone ever get in touch with Q. Taylor btw?).

To my surprise Demi was free immediately, so I hurried over in a taxi and pressed the buzzer. Luckily my ever present fear of meeting someone I know in the building failed to materialize again and with the door ajar, I tapped gently and was admitted.

Demi was hiding behind the door, and we said hi.

We exchanged a few brief pleasantries about the cold and then I went for a shower. Here's where it gets amusing. On the way over my stomach suddenly went into spasm and I knew I had to use the toilet. It was too late to turn back, so I figured I'd have to go there and then jump in the shower. As soon as I got in the bathroom I noticed my plan was screwed. It had two entrances and only one door that could be closed. So I closed the one door, looked for a door on the other entrance, failed and thought 'oh crap'; literally. So I turned on the tap to muffle the noise and luckily I heard her calling Harvi to check in, and so timed my rapid performance to perfection!

Once I'd showered I used the tiny towel to cover what little modesty I had left, and met Demi in the kitchen. She offered me a drink, we chatted a little bit. She offered a massage which I declined and she removed my towel, removed her clothing and we set about some gentle exploring of each other's bodies.

She is a classic spinner. Little in the way of breasts, nice nipples though. But a great tight waist and firm bubble butt. I love that feel to a woman, although bigger breasts would be even better.

Looks wise, she's no stunner, but she does have very captivating eyes with a wicked look to them.

In little time she'd put on a rubber with her mouth and got to work. I tend to have two types of session. Either I'm relaxed and everything goes well, or I'm nervous and I pop like a cork. This time relaxation was winning out and after a couple of mins of sucking (merely ok BJH), I suggested we use the counter top. So she turned around, put one leg up on the counter and I entered her. This felt great, she was nice and tight and my hands wandered around her slender body. After tens mins or so of fucking and mutually rubbing her clit, I popped and came back down to earth.

She got me a hot towel and we decamped to the bedroom to relax. We chatted a while then she gave me a massage which was nothing special just a time killer. By now I figured time must be running short so I suggested we initiate round 2 but the phone rang for the 5 min warning. I promised her I'd be quick and screwed her missionary with some kissing but not DFK. I was good to my word and filled the rubber for the second time and headed off to the shower.

I tipped her $0.4 for being a good sport to go for round two at the deadline and headed off into the night.

I don't think I'd repeat. The price was good, the service was good, but no DFK and no real passion where the two weaknesses for me.

laya sensual playmates W.O.T - Delray Beach Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 04:00:44 -0400

So a friend of mine calls me up today and asks me If I have ever heard of Sensual Playmates? I said Ya whatever why? So he tells me he called them up this morning and booked a hour with laya. When she showed up she was drunk but he was like whatever its friday night comes with the scene. Anyways they get the money thing out of the way and go to the bedroom where he thinks things will start to get good, and you guessed it WRONG.

He started to realize how drunk she was cause she could hardly speak, and even had a hard time giving head (which sucked cause she kept on using her teeth) ouch! by this time she killed his dick and she was a pusher, ( kept on pushing him out or squeezing him with her thighs so he could only just get the tip of his head in. then on top of that she all of a sudden rolls over goes to her purse, grabs her phone and she makes a call to one of her girlfriends and starts having a conversation with her. like WTF?

So he says forget and gets dressed and she says "are you not happy?" lol what do you think? he then just wants her gone but she is so smashed she cant even get her pants on and he had to do it for her, belt included.

He finally gets her out the door and calls the agency back and their attitude was " oh well we got your money so what?" So needless to say he wasnt happy and he told me about it.

No this was not me cause I learned my lesson and have nothing to do with this kinda stuff anymore, but he didnt want to go threw the whole process of setting up a account to make one post so here I am doing it for him.

Sorry he also said that the pic might be of her but she dont look like that now and she also has a lot of tattoo's which are not in her picture. So end result there you go. I'm out have a nice day

Taylor Von - The Ultimate Experience - Sarasota Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 04:00:26 -0400

I never though I could write such a long review, but it turned out that way. Excuse me for it. Please read & enjoy

I was in checking local escorts ca and other sources for the right girl to get the best bang for the buck. Saw Taylor Von add and some how know she will provide good experience. Setting up appointment was easy as the response was fast. About 2 hours before the appointment she calls me and asks if it is ok to move it by 30 min. I say ok to that. I see this as sign of good service. Reason, there are some previous occasions, when I reached the area and the girls did not respond to phone calls and give some lame excuses.

Went to the convenient Sarasota location and buzz and enter in. By the looks she is exactly like in the pictures so hot with big bust and round ass. I peeped to make sure the ass is there as the picture : -). She is hot and sexy and almost there to be voluptuous. She is better in person. After the greetings she explains the menu and I go for the all inclusive GFE. I confirmed MSOG is on the menu. Offered the donation and had a quick shower. Before I went to shower, she asks me am I ok with LFK. I say yes with a blush:D.

Once I am out of solo shower, She asks me if I wanted a massage and I say save it for later and we start of with LFK and DFK besides the bed. She is very good at it. We stay there for couple of minutes and move to bed and more DFK. Then she opened her bust for a full view. OMG!, they are so f** amazing and the action begins. The experience is so amazing. We moved from one position to another for the next over an hour doing many things. She started on my favourite BBBJ for some time and then I moved on to DATY. She is clean and nice there. Did this until she came. Then the most amazing part. I turned her over to see her butt. Oh my fu****g God, it is unbelievably the best view I have ever seen real time. That alone is a must see. With that view I cannot stop doing DATO. Then she started to do more BBBJ and I asked for 69 which she obliged. We were in 69 and she never stopped. She did not even care if I came. She kept doing it. It appeared she loves giving BBBJ. Did some clean up and asked for condom . We did Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggie (awesome view) :):) and again Missionary and Doggie. While in Doggie, I asked her to lie down on bed. I did not know what the position is called when doing it. Later I came to know that this is the one that stimulates the G spot � Coitus a posteriori. We enjoyed this greatly and felt very intimate. We both were sweating and after some time I came for the Nth time.:D:D

After this she offered me a massage!!, Not many offer after a wild session. It is good service and the massage is great. We chatted over the massage and for the rest of the time we had and bid adieu after solo shower. I did not do so much cardio in a long time. My abdomen hurt for couple of days. Over all I would give all 11s for L/S/A and a definite repeat. She is my best so far and would recommend her to all perb ites

Last but not the least, I had an unbelievable and ultimate experience with Taylor Von. All the time she is very courteous, friendly, open minded and simply fantastic. She is a true professional and like a Porn Star. If she provides the same kind of service, in no time she would be one of the top girl in town.