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Memoirs of a Geisha - Low track style - Cedar Falls Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 01:01:11 -0500

Feb 13, 2007 3am....
Woke up and decided to go for a ride tonight. Its raining slightly and LE are out in full force... chatting with each other.. There was a least 4 Undercover LE just illegally parked along Cedar Falls between princess to Main doing crap all. Do you really need all those guys to patrol such a small area? Anyhow looks dead so I decided to cruise back home when two girls kiddy corner to the community centre on Cedar Falls approached me and asked for a ride to nanaimo...

The pick up...
1st Girls name was China and she was quite ugly to me (halfie white asian.. more like an albino asian). 2nd Girls's name was Tera and she was a nice looking redhead (Kinda like Nicole Kidman, if you drank alot) . During the ride China was letting me know that she was helping Tera and she believe that it was great Karma that I picked them up and that they wish to return in kind??? WTF were they smokin? Save you the crazy gypsy talk, so in the end of the whole convoluted conversaton they offered me a 2 girl cbj for whatever price I wished. Ok, temptation kicked in and for 1 ugly girl and one decent looking red I threw down 3 purples. Red was a little disppointed and negotiated for some more but in the end I got the two girl CBJ for .3

The deed....
Anyways I had no problem with the BJ even though the pretty redhead didn't continue to join in after 10 minutes or so...which was fine as I was feeling red up and focusing on her nice youthful figure.. trying to forget that an ugle girl is sucking my cock.. All of a sudden ugly offers to go on top for another purple. Wow what a deal!! Stupid asian blood in me couldn't resist a deal so on she goes but I could 'nt keep it up cuz of the unparticipating red beside me. Maybe it was the 1-on-1 with ugly that turned me off so I offered the 2 greens even with the karma session cut short. Wrong move!! cuz Ugly started insisting on providing top customer service and chatting to red as if I was a practice dummy. Ugly began to mumble with my cock in her mouth something about that I deserved a good cum for my all my good karma... Great I thought to myself.. I'm now some kind of prop for a hooker seminar.. maybe even a part of a government funded mentoring program for Cedar Falls hoes (must be NDPs)? I couldn't think of anything else but a voice in my mind saying "this is how it should be done, grasshopper"... Anyways that did it for me and I bucked up a red to have her stop.

Funny that when I finally reached to nanaimo that they needed a ride back to the Low track anyways.. and then on the way back she was still offering me threesomes with different girls, and 411s on other ho s like she was the yellow pages of the low track.

Rate
Ugly:L/S/A 4(with the lights off)/ 7(BJ decent, tight pussy)/ 9 (I'd give her ten if she didn't charge me a cent so 9 can =10 in this case)

Red: L/S/A 6(she was quite attractive.. like someone you would meet in a club) /4 (mechanical BJ at best) /4 (pretty much like one of those real dolls but at least she didn't say anything bad)

Repeat?? Fair to say that Low track duos are not on my top my priority list.

Review: Jordan - Davenport Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 01:00:54 -0500

I finally had an opportunity to meet with the infamous Jordan (http://www.yourjordan.com) a few days ago. Setting up the appointment was easy as she was very quick in responding to e-mails. Jordan�s apartment is located on the shore of English Bay, so there is plenty of parking available on the streets. When I arrived at her suite, she was wearing a pair of black stockings and heels (requested by me). I told her to choose the rest of the outfit as I like the suspense of not knowing what to expect. Jordan wore a black sheer top (no bra) and a cashmere skirt. Very good combination IMHO. Oh my, her long slender legs turned me on so much that I kept on looking down as she was leading me into the bedroom. :p When I lifted my head, I found myself in a serene environment. The room was dimly lit by candles with music playing in the background. It certainly gave me a very warm and homey feeling. We sat on the bed and talked for 15 minutes or so. My first impression is she is a sophisticated business oriented woman, so it was very interesting hearing her views on the various subjects we touched on.

Jordan likes to take charge and doesn�t like to rush things. Lots of foreplay was involved, and tongue action was offered. Since I am extremely safe (maybe too safe by some), I only offered a few pecks on the lips in return (my bad). I usually take things slow myself because I am always a bit nervous with an SP. However, seeing Jordan bent over the bed sticking out her ass with just a piece of narrow fabric from the G-string covering the crack was a bit too much for me to handle. Needless to say, I got a friendly reminder not to rush things too quickly. :o Aside from her hourglass shape body, her skin was very smooth so I just couldn�t stop caressing her after the clothes came off (black stockings stay on of course ;)).

During our session, very often she would ask me the positions that I would like to try. We first started with cowgirl, then we moved on to doggy, then lazy doggy. After a period of fast paced pounding and ass grabbing, I finished what I came here to accomplish. :D We cuddled on the bed for a while because Jordan said she needed to get the strength back in her legs. A few moments later, she used a warm towel to clean up my member and told me to just take some rest as she went inside the bathroom to turn on the shower for me. That made me feels like a king. :) (Edit: I forgot to mention that Jordan offered me a massage after she cleaned up for me.) Even though she did not accompany me for the shower, she scrubbed my back for me, which was a nice touch. When I came out from the shower, I saw Jordan in a white shirt with the bottom half of it tied around her waist just like in one of her pictures. She was also wearing a pair of heels, which adds a very sexy touch to her appearance. If I wasn�t in a hurry, I would have asked for round two after seeing such magnificent view. Jordan helped me get dressed up and I received a goodbye kiss at the door before I left.

Overall, I had a very good time seeing Jordan. She is a unique lady who tries very hard to provide a complete romantic experience to gentlemen. Be cautious though, she is not for everybody. If you are into young girls having raw sex right from the get go and you like to take charge, then I am afraid you will not enjoy your time with Jordan. On the other hand, those who appreciate the finer qualities and inner beauty of a woman will Jordan to be a excellent company to spend some time with. One of the first things that Jordan impressed me was her mannerism. She was very polite and well spoken in e-mails and on the phone, definitely an indication of a true lady. On the other hand, some of the SP�s that I have came in contact with are just plain horrible when it comes to replying e-mails. Sometimes I get the feeling that they don�t even bother to impress a potential client because they have so many regulars lined up already. To the SP�s who are reading this, it never hurts to say �thanks� or �hope to see you soon� in the closing statement to someone who are planning on seeing you. Oh well, maybe I am just being too critical.

Meera - Ames Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:00:58 -0400

I saw a post a couple of months ago on an EI provider who gives a good massage and FS.
I have been trying to hook up ever since and finally yesterday I did.
First you need to know that Meera is not a spinner. She is curvy and carrries a few extra pound very well, plus the huge D's with very responsive nipples are really suckable. Bald where it counts but with long red highlighted hair. Her attitude and demeanor are very sweet, you can tell from the get go this lady enjoys her work and will make you feel comfortable.

The place is an older Apt. with a futon bed and a seperate room for massage, a real massage table and she has been certified.

1/2 = $.4 and 1= $.8 inclusive no upsell or bullshit.
The session was to be a massage and then fun however when I walked in she was in a red teddy and those D's were sceaming to get out.
Got the business part out of the way and went straight to work on them there
Ta Ta's. digits all over her bod,
some russianwith a bb tease on the up stroke then some light cbj, not too intense here if thats what your after.
Mish to begin and legs over head and well, I could'nt last long watching them D's bouncing rolled to side and finished hard and fast.
Then went to the massage room for solid massage that nearly put me to sleep. No Rush The whole hour used up.
Check her out. She aked that I don't post contact, but PM is OK. If it gets to crazy for PM's you may have to wait till I can answer.
She's going to check out the board and maybe advertise.
see ya

Crystal - CL Surey 9345 - Sioux City Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Sat, 28 May 2011 01:00:37 -0400

I saw a new ad today and decided to check it out. It turns out it is the same location as Icy whom I reviewed last month. I think it is the usual turn over though with new girls in there. Located near Guilford on 101. It is a nice clean large condo.

The ad states she is $20 but as usual she is well north of that. She is tiny though. I would say only 5 feet tall. She has good sized b's and a nice little kitty with properly protruding lips.

Started with the accompanied shower which was good (and the shower is quite large). Then on to the massage which was OK but a little rushed. Then on to a CBJ (she started to do BBBJ but I do not partake). We then went back to a little attention to here. Digits were OK. Then on to mish and finished with doggy.

All in all very good. I had the idea that there was a B&S as she is shorter than advertised and I have no idea why you would lie about this. Despite that, I did enjoy.

$120 for 45 minutes.

Regards,

F1

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Zamaya - Greek - Des Moines Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 01:00:29 -0400

Once again it�s time to give back to the board � I�m overdue �
I�ve decided to give back to the board in a major way; I�m going to let the secret out, I�m sick and tired of the fake pictures, or the bait and switch, or the standard robotic service we�ve all become accustomed to, so my gift to all of you gentleman, goes by the name Zamaya.

Over the past year I�ve seen her on and off probably about 6 times, she�s the only for-sure, bonafide regular I continue to see. Here pictures are real, her attitude is real, and in my opinion is the best SP in the game � I always opt for the 1hr including travel (Greek) � rate is $$$ - sure this could be on the steep side to some of you, but you get what you pay for � this is due primarily to the inclusion of Greek � standard GFE rate is $$ which is standard, and once you�ve seen her once, you�ll go back, it�s a given.

Always greeted with a warm smile, hug, small kiss � then I�m off to the shower for a quick rinse � I always like to start off with a bit of a back massage, she has great hands, and actually looks to put you at ease and rub away that stress - roll over for some attention, CBJ is amazing, I almost wish she was my girlfriend, so I could ask for one of those every single day! � Some LFK and great-grinding cowgirl action � roll her over for some sweaty doggie and finish with gods gift (GREEK) � tightest little ass around.

She�s moved on over to the Westside now, a great little low-key apt � I highly recommend you give her a call � and then you can email me and thank me!

So there you go, my secret is out � enjoy and pay it forward

Should you have any questions, feel free to PM me

LH

A WOW!!! on Sioux City!!

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 01:00:52 -0400

Just when you thought that Sioux City was dead� a miracle occurred!

Okay let me explain.

I was on my way home using Sioux City as the route of choice. D�yall remember how many girls used to work on K-way? :p

Remember there were some lookers� and some not so good lookers?

The good old days of just a few years ago.

Then Sioux City seemed to shut down. Sure there were and still are a few girls scattered here and there but for the most part, nothing to speak of.

So� there I was driving along not expecting to see anyone worthy of even turning my head for when suddenly I saw her. :eek:

Naw� no way. Couldn�t be� not someone who looked like THAT! She was tall� dark hair� a reeeeeeeeeeeaally pretty face and legs� like let me tell you� these legs went on forever.

So my car went into autopilot� it had a mind of its own and it circled the block by itself. I can swear I had NOTHING to do with it. There she was again� longish hair� longer legs� short skirt and a face to stop traffic.

Sioux City?? NOWADAYS?? I thought suspiciously that it must be LE� so I watched� and sure enough� this girl was for real.

So after a long dry spell� (saving money btw!!) I decided to venture out and see what she was about.

On the corner of Sioux City and I have no idea what the cross street is, but it�s two blocks west of Boundary� on a corner� standing there� and me� meekly approaching (hey� I hadn�t done it for a while� I was outta touch!!).

Friendly? Oh yah. No long conversations� but definitely not someone with attitude.

Looks? Like I know the rating system is UP to 10. I will go 12. Of course you may love a different look� but lemme tell you� she is a 12.

So now y�all wanna know the stuff, right?

Okay before I do this let me say that I rarely have reported on my escapades. Why? Not sure� but it�s like I OWE you all one so here goes.

We chatted� and she sat in my car. Then we drove off to this hotel where we came to an agreement so to speak.

Then� (gulp!) those eyes looked into mine� and well, who needs Viagra? I am old enough to consider that stuff� but this lady is the cure for all that ails ya!

She kinda nudged me down on the bed� (which was good because I was kind of paralyzed now)� and while looking in my eyes, undid my belt. Then the tug on the buckle� the yank� then the zipper� and well, gulp�

Then before I knew what was happening� she was caressing my body� and geez�

Meanwhile somehow she lost her clothes and there standing before me was perfection unlimited. I mean� WOW!

She was groomed meticulously. Her cologne was amazing. As sparkling as if she just walked out of the shower.

And the next thing I knew my eyeballs were rolling near the back of my head.

Yes she slipped a condom on and started doing magical things. With normal girls it would be called a CBJ. With her� there has to be a new name for it.

Then (YES!! Without VIAGRA!!) I was involved in a very non-missionary missionary- happening that I hadn�t felt for years.

Fellow Perbies� let me tell ya� this lady is aaa-mazing.

Looks : 12
Attitude: 10 (only because that IS the highest number!)
Service: 1,000,000,000,000 etc.

Would I repeat?

Duh?!

Now, treat her nice, K??

I did cruise by again the next night� (again� it�s my car�s fault� honest). She was outside the Cassandra Hotel, but alas� my wallet and this recession didn�t permit a second opportunity. But the time will come.

Oh yeah, rates� right??

I think I remember her telling me it was $$ for 30 and $$$ for 60. Now� I would normally roll my eyes at that and waddle back from whence I came when hearing those figures, especially on K-way. But well, geez� OK I confess� I got weak-kneed and thought� sure� ok� 30 mins.

YMMV� but as far as I am concerned� in all the years I have been around� I have never ever met anyone who compared. :D

Her name is Taija. (yes I got her to spell it for me!)

Sioux City� who wudda figured?

Another great experience with the Adorable Vivi - Cedar Rapids Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 01:00:20 -0400

My fellow Perbites,

I believe that many of you had already heard if not have met this petite beautiful Taiwanese - Vivi.

I had yet another great experience with her yesterday, that I feel that I should share with you all.
To be honest, I have been seeing Vivi since she's back in the middle of this month for at least 5 times and each time it's just getting better and better. I don't have to write what's on the menu as other fellow pooners had already done so in other threads.
I just have to say that my last meeting was SO... GREAT that I want to go back again soon - the great long (15 minutes at least) bj with the right amount of suction and pressure, then my delicious meal for a long period of time (which I don't even remember how long it was), she appeared to have got many big Os and finally she had to scream and release the pleasure and she squirted... It felt amazing. One of my best experience.

I don't believe she will stay for a long time in Cedar Rapids this time, please treat her well. I understand that many pooners prefer larger breast mammals, but she's got that perkiest and handfull breasts that many of us men really enjoy - these breasts will never be defied by gravity regardless of time...

peace out.:o

BustyAngelina CL1059 - Dubuque Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:00:56 -0400

Angelina is as advertised, ex Rachel Fox from the Den. She is around 5'6" and seemed around mid twenties in age, with big titties and a double pierced pussy. She looked as advertised, golden brown long hair and very attractive with soft, appealing eyes.
Angelina is exceptionally friendly, put me at ease immediately with her attitude and I wished I had booked more than half an hour but I had some concerns that day re a rare case of erectile dysfunction that seemed to have occurred. I wasnt sure how things would turn out so I booked a short session just in case nothing worked properly.

She gave me a quick body slide which felt great and then got down to business as it appeared that my equipment was rising to the occasion. It was a cbj but some exceptional nut licking kept me erect and ready for the main course. A couple of quick position changes led into missionary during which I exploded with rapture inside Angelina.

The cool thing is that it seemed to have cured me and everything has worked well ever since. Im not sure why I couldnt get it up for a week or so but in any event that disasterous week is behind me and Im back to normal. So thanks Angelina for the cure.

Rates and location are posted in her craigslist ad, I dont think I can put that on here.