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In the Misty morning - Eugene Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 01:05:51 -0700

Like many others, I did the ol' pm and email with Misty for awhile and finally took the plunge on a chilly wet morning some time ago now.

I asked for the schoolgirl look, incl knee-length socks, short skirt, white blouse, glasses, white bra and white panties. She was on board with this and emailed me some pix saying she went shopping "just for me". Well I doubted that it was 'just for me' but whatever, the pix were nice.

Arrived on time without a hitch. I knew she was neither short nor slim but in those 6"? heels she was 6'4"! I'm 5'10" and it's the first time I can recall having to tiptoe to properly apply a hug and plant a kiss. I thought, gee, should I bend my knee back and raise my leg too?

Cute enough girl-next-door face and the glasses were great, blouse had one of those schoolgirl ties which was a bonus. No knee-length socks though; instead white fishnet stockings she was rather proud of. Not my thing I guess. Bra-less and pantie-less, which could have been exciting but I had specifically requested both.

Two screens of porn, one in living room, one in bedroom (same source) and after some kisses we began undressing each other. I let her take the lead kuz clearly that's her style so i was nekkid first and she went on her knees to give the monger some much needed attention.

Then I lay back to watch a quick pole dance that completed her undressing, then she went back to work on my pole. And good work that was. Lots of eye contact, bls, taking it deep and bls.

As things heated up she asked if I wanted to come on her face. I mulled that over but I like fs and am not so much into the pse type action, so opted to bang her mish and see what happened. I climbed on, her squeals became very enthusiastic and her talk got dirty. Didn't take long as her bbbj really had the monger ready to go. Considered pulling out quick and zapping off the cover but I'm sure i would have fucked up the timing and just gotten my hands cummy.

As a confirmed asian flu guy, Misty is 'off the beaten track' for me, but I like to do that every so often.
Overall I had a good time. That tats are ok, don't love em don't hate em.
Right on my expectation of her youthful energy and eagerness to please, as I gleaned from our email and phone conversations.
Somewhat disappointed in the lack of knee-highs, bra and panties (I have so much fun removing them).
Found her nature to be sexy but wasn't turned on by her body as it was much more weighty in the middle than I like.

Miki in Portland

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:08:22 -0800

I have been eyeing her ads for awhile but couldnt find any info here or on the other boards so i decided to check her out myself. Called up and got directions to her place in Portland. Another call when i get to her building and a few minutes later this cute little thing is greeting me at the door. :) Her english is very good so we chat for a bit and then she offers me a shower which i accept, unfortunately she does not join me. Finish cleaning myself and head back to the room where she has already stripped down exposing her great body. :D She's mid 20's and very slim but still has a nice set of B tits and a great round ass.

Start off with a so-so massage, not very hard but the light teasing with her fingernails was nice. Flip and she rubs her tits all over my body then goes down for CBJ. Not the best i've had but enough to get me excited. Change positions and i explore her body with my tongue. Kissing on the lips and DATY are off limits but i get the impression that might change with future visits.

On to the main event, start off in mish get a good rhythm going and we're both enjoying it. Switch to doggie and i'm loving the view of her ass while fondling her tits and kissing her back. Spent a good 15 minutes in doggie before switching to CG. This is where she really excels! Go through a few variations of CG and she says she wants to cum first. I'm always happy to oblige, ;) so we change to her favourite position and i let her do her thing. A few minutes of that and she is satisfied. Now its my turn, back to CG and she rides me hard and fast until i cant take it anymore and i explode. Another solo shower then we chat a little more and i leave very satisfied. Will definitely repeat soon.

She has a great attitude and despite the limitations it felt more like a steamy session with a girlfriend rather than a service i was paying for.

Treat her nice boys she's a good one.

$140 / 45min

L: 7
S: 8
A: 10

CL Cindy - Review #2 - The Dalles Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 01:06:40 -0700

Was about to start thread about CL Cindy but decided to wait and catch up on my unread ones first... Whaddoooya know, a rvw on Cindy by IntheBum.

Oh well, i usually think it's best to start a new thread anyway, instead of piling on kuz i think it's better if someone does a search later.

Saw her last Wednesday. Asked for Cindy on the phone kuz I'd ha couple of private recommendations. Just the evasiveness of it all had my spidey senses going re: B&S.

Girl answered the door, asked her name, it was Linda. I said I asked for Cindy, she said ok and led me to the room and proceeded to shut the door. I said no, I booked Cindy. She looked at me quizically. Linda looked good enuff to me but I insisted. Finally she called for Cindy but first I had to start to leave the bedroom before all of a sudden she understood what I meant. :rolleyes:

Once I saw Cindy, darker skinned Malaysian, I actually thought Linda was more attractive but stuck with the one recommended to me...

Agree with IntheB, attitude and service are very good. She gets into the session. Her best feature are those big nipples. Not long extensions, but big and thick. Tits droop a bit, but that's natural for mid-30s gal. Nipples point slightly up so that was good. C-section scar and little bit of loose tummy didn't bother me but not for everybody...

Funny, kuz on a negative attitude chick it would have been a turn off.
Like Kitty on Oben, I just didn't connect so every little flaw about her was a real turnoff.

Back to Cindy...
She sucks decent cock, took it deep but no eye contact or slurps, not a lot of variation, but enthusiastic none the less.
Yes... she rides good cock, multi-positional, getting various angles for mutual pleasuring.
Yes... she gives good cuddle, an affectionate type who appreciates tenderness and a good pound.

likes to converse and has an interesting accent. her english is ok and, having spent a year or so in england, has this british-asian accent going if you pay attention.

ymmv (and your girl may vary too).

Another micro @ Joyce - Bend Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 01:05:39 -0700

Nancy
This review starts off a few months ago. I was browsing the ads in the Georgia Straight and trying to weed out the gems from all the fakes and wannabe rip-off artists (not an easy task!) I came across an ad for 2 korean girls offering massage that looked promising so called up and an older sounding asian woman answered. I was about to say i had the wrong number but my lust for new blood took over and i made an appointment hoping this was just the mamasan.

An hour later i was buzzed up to the apartment and approached the door fearing the worst. Luck was on my side this time as it turned out i had been talking to the mamasan. She showed me to a back room and started asking some personal questions about my ethnicity and my......ahem...size. :eek: I would have been offended but she quickly pointed out that her girl couldnt handle you larger members. I assured her that wouldnt be a problem....:o A few minutes later she comes back with a reasonably cute and young (mid 20's) chinese girl, Nancy, with her hair crudely cut short. She looked good to go so we settled the donation. The girl disappeared into another room and mamasan suggested i take a shower in the ensuite. A few minutes later i have finished cleaning up and i'm sitting around in the room by myself, starting to get a weird vibe. A few minutes more and i'm preparing to leave when Nancy comes back in.

With her very limited english she suggests we start off with a massage so i tolerate her lame massage until she tells me to flip over. She takes of her clothes and i spend a few minutes admiring her body, nice B-cup tits with perky nipples, a little baby fat on the stomach but nothing too noticeable. I take the time to notice her beautiful eyes and a tattoo of a flower on her back. Meanwhile she is massaging my chest and slowly working her way down, she slips on the cover and proceeds with an average CBJ. I flip her over and suck on her nipples then move down for DATY but she waves me off. Same for any kissing on the lips. I dont remember all the details but we go through a few positions until i'm done. At one point while she was riding me in CG she looked me in the eyes and started laughing.....i never did find out what that was about. :confused: She seemed to have a good time but i didnt feel any connection.

As i was leaving i gave her $20 tip and she just looked at me like "what the hell is this for", or it could have been "thats all you cheap fucker"? :confused: Mamasan asks if she can give me a call when she gets some new girls and i give her the ok.

Nancy
L: 6.5
S: 6
A: 6

Ivy
Fast forward a few weeks and i consider checking out this place again but i cant find the number anywhere and the ad is gone from the GS. As luck would have it a few days later i get a call from the mamasan and immediately recognize the number so i set up an appointment for the next day. This time mamasan introduces me to a Vietnamese girl, Ivy. She is mid 20's, around 5'3, with great natural C-cup tits. Accompanied shower to start then onto a decent massage.

Flip and we work into LFK while i fondle her tits. Then she moves down for BLS and a good BBBJ. She does a decent job getting me aroused so i pick her up and flip her over, more LFK and nipple play, then i move down for a tasty DATY. Now she's getting wet and she asks me to fuck her so i oblige. Go through a few positions but she's tight and i dont last as long as i would have liked. Another quick massage, then accompanied shower and i'm ready to go. She tells me she's leaving for Montreal in a few days and asks me to come see her again before she leaves. She would have been worth the repeat visit but i just didnt have the time.

Ivy
L: 6.5
S: 9
A: 8

Jennifer 
A couple weeks later and i find myself in the area again so i give mamasan a call and set up another appointment. This time she shows me a Chinese girl, Jennifer. At first look she was half turned away from me and the room was dark so she looked good enough. As we go for a shower i get a better look at her and it's not good. She's at least mid 30's, not attractive and has very saggy tits. :( I feel like leaving but i made the mistake of paying upfront and she promises good service. She spends a long time cleaning me up, taking special care to make sure my ass is squeaky clean.

Back to the bedroom and the token massage. This lasts only a few minutes then she starts licking all over my body working her way down. She spends a long time licking between my balls and my ass, then sticks her tongue in my ass for some rimming. Never tried that before but it wasnt bad. Flip over and she sucks on my nipples for awhile then on to a decent BBBJ with lots of BLS and licking of the shaft. I'm sure DFK and DATY were on the menu but i wasnt interested after she had her tongue in my ass. She puts on the cover and works CG for awhile, then switch to doggie and finally mish where i finish up. At this point we're only 30 minutes in so she offers another massage which turned out to be much better than the first one. Another shower and i leave feeling relaxed but not totally satisfied.

Her service was good but i just kept thinking if this chick tried to pick me up at a club i would have turned down the free sex so why the hell am i paying for this? On the way out mamasan introduces me to another girl, Anna. DAMN she is much younger and way cuter! :mad: I make a mental note to move her to the top of my to-do list.

Jennifer
L: 4
S: 8
A: 7

Amy
A few days later i call up mamasan again asking if Anna is available. She's not but mamasan says she has a new Japanese girl, Amy. Fuck it, i decide i might as well check her out and i'll just bail if she looks anything like Jennifer. Get up to the apartment and Jennifer is hanging around in the living room. Mamasan introduces me and i'm like "ya whatever". She shows me to the back room and calls for Amy. A few minutes pass, Amy comes in and i'm thinking "this is more like it", she has a cute face, big round eyes and a nice body under her teenie weenie bikini. She says in broken english "we go showa" so i strip down and hop in the shower thinking she will join me, but she disappears.

I finish cleaning up and head back to the bedroom where she's getting things ready. She offers a massage with oil and i accept. She makes a point to mention that she uses just a little oil and then proceeds to dump half the bottle on my back. :confused: She rubs the oil around but there isnt any massaging going on so i tell her that's enough and i flip over. She comments on my size and says her Chinese clients are much smaller. She motions with her fingers about 2 inches.....sorry guys, her words not mine. :p

She puts the cover on right away and gives me about 2 minutes of CBJ. Switch to mish and 2 minutes in she asks if i want to cum now. I tell her i'm almost there.... :rolleyes: Switch to doggie and every few minutes she asks "you cum soon"? Then we switch to CG and i make the mistake of letting her have control, 1 minute of CG and she says "i give you HJ". I say no and we agree on BJ but that only lasts a minute before she switches to HJ. I make her work for it, i keep telling her i'm almost there, ;) then 10 minutes later i finally finish. She leads me to the shower and i'm thinking she will join me this time but she just stands there admiring herself in the mirror while i clean up. Mamasan tells me Anna will be available next week so i may go back to check her out if i'm in the area again.

Amy
L: 7
S: 4
A: 3

This place can be hit and miss but mamasan gets some interesting girls so it's worth checking out occasionally. Standard donation is $160.

Contributing members can PM for contact info.

Tina (19) on CL review - Eugene Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:11:32 -0700

TINA ********** I am Hot & Awailable now ****** - w4m - 19 (in Eugene)

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Hi boys, if you like to have fun with the girl next door, I am you best choice.
Fresh and non-pro, Asian student with sexy body, 36c,24,36 and 110lb
-xxx-5988 no text message and blocked call please.

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So, the picture is either her or very much like her. This friendly HK gal is likely really 19 (or not more than early 20s), has been in Canada six years, and she speaks perfect English. She is a looker with a very good body, although with a bit of a tummy, with excellent sizeable suckable breasts. Only a few days on the job, so fresh indeed.

Not GFE. No kissing, DATY nor greek. Safety minded. Located in in Eugene near the Public Market.

Starts off with unaccompanied shower, although she gently towels you off when you finish.

Then she gives you a light finger massage leading to the tickle, a nice bodyslide with light body kisses and then the action.

Decent CBJ, CG, Doggie, Mish, whatever position you want. She is very nice to look at while you are doing her... OMG she has nice breasts, and so good in my mouth.

Only drawback is the obvious fake moaning, but chalk that up to inexperience.... I expect her acting skills will improve with time. :cool:

45 minutes for $.4

L 8 Rack 10
A 9
S 7

Shanea - TOFTT - did I ever. - Eugene Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:06:01 -0700

I did look for reviews in perb before visiting and could not find anything one way or another.

Shanea goes by "sexy little mulatto" or "loves it dirty" on CL.

Phone #'s are -235-9713 or -597-5764 room 108 at the motel.

Recent ads are :

Edited - only provide a direct link to SP's or their contact info if they are paid advertisers

and

Edited - only provide a direct link to SP's or their contact info if they are paid advertisers

Bad news - stay away. Total crack whore - she will tweak and freak on you and she won't deliver - she took me for $140, then declared out of rubbers and had to go to store, then proceeded to build a pipe in front of me when she got back. Refused to give anything back when I had had enough of watching the disaster show and bailed. Threatened me with, in order:
- there's a hidden camera, I have your picture
- my dad is a cop, I have your license plate, I can find out everything about you, where you live, work etc.
- go ahead and call the cops, they'll take you away, not me.

Missing both front teeth, and from saggy skin around tits and belly button has probably lost about 20-30 lbs recently. Still actually looks not too bad dressed and I never saw her naked.

Lessons learned - should have bailed once I started feeling uncomfortable which was about 10 seconds after walking in the door. Gave her the benefit of the doubt - boy, was that a mistake.

TOFTT-Tom's New Girl-Joyce - Klamath Falls Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Sat, 10 May 2008 01:07:17 -0700

Short notice call to Tom's late this morning for a nooner. As always, Tom was very accomodating.

Joyce, Taiwanese, has been here less than a week. 25 yo but could pass for 19. Language not an issue, spoke and understood it well. Have not seen an ad for her yet, but may have missed it.

Tiny spinner, slim, slim, slim. 5'2", 95lbs, "B's", triple smartie nips. Full bush, not usually my preference but very clean. Long slim legs for a tiny babe. Long shoulder length brown hair with reddish streaks. Cute smile but average looks, not ugly but not a head turner.

She was very into the session throughout, always maintaining her smile and eye contact. Was very eager to please throughout the session. Everything on the menu (didn't pursue Greek) but there was no doubt she was relatively new to the biz as she often needed direction. Her attitude tho was exceptional so it made for a good session.

I only had half an hour, passed on the massage so can't comment. My sense tho, given her inexperience, it probably wouldn't be much. BBBJ was only ok, but again didn't mind as she was so sweet and it improved with my direction. A real tighty, enjoyed every position, as I did.

Accompanied shower both at the start and finish. Brown n Red for 45 mins. I only stayed for 30 mins as I was late arriving and had a meeting to go to. There was no clock watching whatsoever tho.

L-7
A-9
S-7 (lack of experience, will improve)

Cheers boys.

Julie CL - w.o.t. - Klamath Falls Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:18:12 -0700

You've probably seen the ad. If not, do yourself a favour and take a peak. the photo's not bad ...

Name: Julie
Age: 21 years,
I'm NEWLY arrived TO Klamath Falls.
I'm Very HOT and FRIENDLY. PRETTY NICE tight doll ,
Good size - Measurement: 34C******24*******34
Weight: 105BLS
Height: 5'4"
Phone no: *82______778=====861========2668
Available: 2:00 Pm---------------11:30 Pm

I will make your SWEET Today ,VERY GREAT GFE.

NO TEXT, NO EMAIL AND NO BLOCKED CallS,
VERY GREAT SERVICE . (((Non--Rushed)))).

Well, I was out Klamath Falls way, and am pretty much a 'spur of the moment' guy. Ivy was busy, I had a couple other numbers scribbled down, and ended up calling this one.

"Yes, yes, very beautiful" etc.

Spidey sense tingled when Mamasan said "Gaston". It was Abby's other number. I have had good and bad luck there in the past.

I will skip the play by play. Let's just say that I think only the phone number is accurate.

Add 8-10 years.
Add 20 lbs.
Subtract GFE in its entirety.
Add a kleenex / cleanliness fetish.

I really don't have much positive to say. It was a waste of 1.4
Not a looker, lousy service, and a mediocre attitude at best.

Avoid.

The good news? Abby says "three new girls next month".
So if any of you finds a gem there in the next week or so, pm me.

PS: By way of looks/body type comparison, Amy (magic hands massage) is similar but a bit better looking and more engaging. That may be ok if you are buying a massage, but not when you are buying GFE.

Alexys - Klamath Falls Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:06:48 -0800

Last Fri nite my Sat girl cancelled. Fortunately I had just recieved a PM from Harvi at vic2van telling me that a favorite of mine had un-retired. So I called up and booked for Sat nite.
Alexys is 22, 32B/23/32, 5'5'', 110pd blonde .
For a year before her retirement I seen her once a month and I was looking forward to renewing seeing her.

I get in Klamath Falls and get buzzed in the famous apt building, nock on the apropriate door and there is Alexys looking just like I remembered. Dressed in a little tank top and a short skirt she looked just like that cute neighbors kid you snuck peeks at.
A quick shower and up top to the new bed.( Much better bed than they had before.More solid and no squeeking frame any more) Started with LFK for a bit befor I got to watch her slip out of her clothes. Always a turn on watching this happen. Licking those small little boobs makes the nipples realy grow. Moving my tongue all down her body untill her pussy where I lick a long time untill she cums. On to CBJ, I think she has got even better at this because she was going wild on me. Finally when my toes started tingling( that's my early warning system) I got her to switch to cowgirl. Amazing how many positions she was able to do in cowgirl. She finally wanted to switch to mish but I wanted doggie because she has the finest little round set of buns I've ever seen. Pounding into her this way while looking at that ass was great. Over to mish where I only last a couple of mins. Spent the last 10 mins of the hour just cuddling and catching up.
Donation $250 for the hour.

"Eurasian" Kim - Portland Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:08:01 -0700

Discreet,EurAsian Beauty, New To Business,First Week **C*M Try Me !! - w4m - 21

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Available Sunday Aug 26th 4pm Until Late
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waiting for You to make our own private experience!
At my upscale Yaletown Condo.

5'3" 120lbs ..Long Brown Hair, Brown Eyes..
Natural 36B-25-36 Gorgeous Sexy and Perfect Little Body ..
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Available for incalls(west-end/Yaletown of in Portland)and outcalls to hotels.
Please No Emails or Blocked Calls
Only Call when you are ready to book a time with me.
Serious Inquiries only.
Thx. Kim

http://Portland.craigslist.org/ers/406829224.html

IMO, pictures on CL are not this girl, and, although she claims to be Chinese/Scottish mix, I fail to discern the Eurasian in her. But that's all the contrary there is.

Kim has creamy white smooth skin, a figure as described above with a generous but not oversize booty. She does have a rounded stomach that starts from the bottom of her ribcage, but there is no chunkiness. Kim is a girl who looks better naked than clothed. Everything about her is firm, including her wonderful medium-size breasts. Her face is the very pretty girl next door, fresh-faced, open, clear and free from glam makeup. I find her extraordinarily attractive. Her attitude is easy and friendly from the get-go; and she's is definitely aims to please. All aspects of GFE are deliciously there, and MSOG is included in the menu. I had a great time.

L 8.5
A 9
S 9

Hailey @ Vic2Van - Bend Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:06:49 -0700

This is the one review I haven't been looking forward to writing! I want to be fair in my assessment and at the same time not say anything that would be hurtful. Not an easy task.

I had 2 or 3 ladies from Vic2Van on my list and had called a couple of times to no avail. My first choice was always Ying but I could not seem to match my time to her availability. I called late on Thursday and finally decided to see Hailey that night for a late appt. If memory serves me correctly it was @ 11:00 pm. I tentatively booked for an hour. I had originally seen Hailey on SU's site and thought her pics were interesting but info on her seemed a little sketchy. Some old stuff from VE and some under a different spelling. In hind site I probably should have tried to find out some more info on her but by this point in compiling my list I was starting to feel a little like a pain in the ass on the boards. Hell I'd been asking for info for 2 to 3 months by this time.

Anyway I called back before my appt and got the address (very close to my hotel which I really liked) and buzzer#. I had some time so I took a walk around Yaletown for awhile and past the building. After a loop around by Madam Cleo's and back it was about time. I showed a few minutes early (a bad habit I have developed over the years LOL) and Hailey buzzed me in. When she opened the door My first reaction was OK this is the lady from the pics (enough of her face was revealed in the photos to make a good comparison to) not great but not bad. She was in her bare feet so the height thing was good. Shorter which I like (tall women intimidate me LOL). She was wearing this one piece thing, I don't know what it was, but I couldn't get a good feel for what her body looked like.

This is where it started to get a little strange. I can't even remember how it got started but the topic went to the rate and I started to hand it to her and I believe I asked her about extras mentioned on the website. Well she said we could go for an hour @ $$.5 or extend to 1.5 hours at a discounted rate. Ok now this is not exactly the info I was looking for when I asked about extras but what the fuck, go with the flow. I told her sure I wouldn't mind extending for a longer time (I really prefer longer sessions since a little less than an hour is usually the time it takes for 1 shot so this would give me time for a second). She got her phone and called somebody, V2V I assume and asked how much it would be to extend to 1.5 hours. She hung up and said the discounted rate for 1.5 hours would be $$$$. I assume your thinking the same thing I was, That isn't much of a fucking discount (must have been the we saw you coming sucker rate).I kinda chuckled to myself but the last thing I wanted to do was stand there and squabble about money. In my mind that would almost guarantee a bad session plus it just isn't my style. I am also a sucker when it comes to women, I just can't say no to them especially when it comes to financial things. So I fork over 4 bills to her and was ready to get down to business.

Up to this point we were in the main room of the incall location and I was impressed, until we got to the bedroom. Now the main room was very nice and tastefully decorated but when we got to the bedroom it was a little warm and WTF the mattress was on the floor. Jesus Christ put the friggin thing up on a frame, maybe even a headboard or something would be nice, just get the goddamn thing off the floor (sorry about that little rant). I started to get undressed and Hailey came back in the room and started to unwrap herself. Now here is where I want to be careful because I know looks are such a subjective thing but I thought to myself, as she got undressed that her pics were not accurate. Hailey is not a BBW but she wasn't as tight as I would have thought from her pics on the website. Definitely not a spinner. We laid down on the bed and Hailey asked me what I liked to which I responded with my usual , that I kinda liked women to take the lead and I liked to just go with the flow, and see where it lead. Well she just laid there after that and I guessed I was going to have to give direction.

This was not a good start for me since what I really like is for a woman especially a SP to look for and find what really trips my trigger, not a very difficult task considering I get turned on when the wind blows. I initiated a little light kissing and massaged her tits a little. I asked her for a massage and she jumped up to get some oil or lotion or whatever the fuck it was (it was sticky is all I know). As I have said before I love massages but this one was bad even by my standards which are pretty low. More of a sticky rub down. Ok enough of that so I flipped over and Hailey laid next to me and well, she just laid next to me......... nothing. I guess I'll add this here, I do tend to wear my emotions on my sleeve at times and maybe she sensed my disappointment, or maybe she was just repulsed by my appearance or something but this was not going well at all. She was not only unwilling to take the lead, she seemed very unresponsive to me. I laid there for a couple of minutes and talked about something. I was just trying to get her to laugh and loosen up a little. I got her to laugh some and thought it would be a good time to go for a BJ. She got the cover and stroked me for a bit and lo and behold Woody made an appearance. See I said it wouldn't be that difficult. On went the cover and and she proceeded with a fairly good CBJ. Again my standards might not be all that high. After all the worst BJ I ever had was wonderful LOL. After a relatively short time I asked her to lay back and started with some mish. Not my favorite starting position but given the circumstances I figured this would be the best way to proceed. All was going ok I guess, she moaned a little (not very believable) and for the most part just laid there, when I asked her to roll over and tried doggy for a bit. Still ok when we switched to spooning and it just got bad at this point. Spooning requires that the other party kinda grinds back a little, at least if it is going to be worth a shit. It was like every time I zigged she zagged A little like two bumper cars caught in the corner unable to get out. This is when Woody went out on strike never to return. Haily did try to revive old Woody but he wasn't having any of it. She suggested trying to finish with a HJ but really I didn't fly 3,000 miles for a HJ and it was never going to happen anyway.

I tried to be gracious, I think I attempted to take the blame but at this point I was ready to bail. I did jump in the shower to get the sticky shit off of me. I got out of the shower got dressed and tried to make a graceful exit. I don't really remember what exactly was said but we did give each other a little hug and a peck at the door and I was outta there. Somewhat relieved that it was over with. I think the time was about an hour not really sure.

In Short:

Attitude: Now I understand this has got to be a pretty tough job bordering on downright shitty at times but I really got the impression that Hailey was not cut out at all for this. She was friendly and did laugh a little but she seemed really uncomfortable. I would like to think it wasn't me as I try to always be respectful and really try my hardest to keep the mood light and funny.

Service: I think I've already said enough

Looks: Not really my cup of tee but she was attractive

Man am I ever glad that is over. I almost didn't wright this review but finally decided if I was going to do the good ones I owed the board to do this one.

The Dalles Richelle's Double Ds for Nookie Monster, a review finally!

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:06:27 -0700

Here's the link and Richelle's ad from Craigslist

http://The Dalles.craigslist.org/ers/357841738.html

Allow me to introduce myself, My name is Richelle. I am a 22 year old Independent escort. Located in The Dalles B.C. I offer Incalls an Outcalls
I am 5 feet 2 inches tall, with long light brown hair with honey highlights, sparkling emerald green eyes, tanned, Caucasian, velvety soft clear complexion, 100% all natural exquisite curves of 38DD-30-38. I have a curvy and voluptuous shape.
Skinny girl worshippers need not apply (hehe)

You will find I enjoy what I do and you will see it in my amazing performance
and sweet, bubbly & outgoing personality.

No I'm not your pornstar or playboy bunny, but I'm all natural and perfectly proportioned.
I prefer to enjoy my time with you and not become one of those cold forgot how to feel type providers,
I'm a woman and your a man, we should enjoy and explore.
You'll know the minute you call and hear my smooth as butter voice teasing you over the phone that you got the right woman.
So if you want to spend time with me please give call 726*4818

Your Naughty little secret.
See you Soon!
XOXOXO

I've been seeing Richelle's ad for a few months now but a review from one of you boys has been lacking. Yesterday, curiosity got me to TOFTT urged me on to a 30 minute session with her in her The Dalles duplex.

Richelle got back to me within 2 minutes of me phoning. Her telephone manner was pleasant and relaxed and my questions regarding rates, GFE/Non-GFE, morning specials were answered to my satisfaction. Her rates may fluctuate depending but her responses were as follows: 30min nonGFE $100, 60min nonGFE $160, 30min GFE$160, 60min GFE$200. Her morning special for 30min GFE was $130.

We settled on a time and after showering and going to the bank, I soon found myself knocking on her door at her South The Dalles duplex. No peeking behind the door, Richelle met me wearing normal street clothes and her pics are accurate. The house is older and she must share this with one or two other girls.

After cleaning up, I return to the bedroom and the session moved along quickly. Stripping of our clothes, Richelle is 38DD natural! and has some womanly curves to her. Her tits are her greatest assets with big palm sized areola. Her kitty is shaved and she has some small tattoos on her shoulder.

Meeting each other on the queen bed our session started with an enthusiastic CBJ as I continued to play with her mommy mounds. A few minutes of this then I laid her back and moved to giving her daty which she received with soft moans. Sixty nine was tried in two positions and she got me pretty hot as she took my little guy in her mouth in rhythmic fashion as I enjoyed her kitty. Doggy was offered but I wanted to see more of her doubleD's so we went Mish. Soon I was back with giving her more tongue which brought her to a nice O. Nookie finished between Richelle's DoubleD's unless you haven't guessed already.

Overall, good value for the rate quoted and I certainly will be back.

L/A/S: 7 (nice tits, cute face); 7 (no drama, made the deal, got what I asked for and moved in the positions I requested); 7 (while unrushed, I saw her looking off at times and her phone was ringing constantly. She didn't answer but she was checking who was phoning).

Nookie Monster

Jessica @ Prosper Message - Bend Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:06:13 -0700

After reading a several positive reviews of her I decide to try her out.

I arrive at 9:45 and ask for Jessie. Maddam, ask how long I would like to stay, .4 for 45 min. Hand over 2 greens then was told she was busy. I said I could come back another time and ask for money back but was told to wait she would be out in 15 min.

Another pooner just finish with her and was on his way to washroom. I was ushered into the room. 10:05 Jessie pops in and says she is over booked with 3 customers for 10:00 pm and that I don't have an appointment. I offered to come back other time but was told to wait. So I would waited. :confused:

I had time to shower and get dress while waiting.

10:30 she comes in the room. Ask how much I pay? I say $.4 for FS, she said BBBJ for $.6 and COF. I told her COF and BBBJ didn't matter as I was interested in FS. I should have offered her $.2 as whatever you offer she is going to try to squeeze more money out of you.

I HATE the upsell as it usually a indicator of bad service to follow.

She lean into me and says we should enjoy our time together, to get me to agree to her price of $.6. I agreed because the small head was doing the think by now I should have left.

BBBJ follow by 69 DATY, CG, MISH then told to hurry up and cumm.

Felt very rushed as I paid for 45 minutes and 5-10 minute into it, I am told to hurry up and cumm. This really breaks my concentration I need to cumm.

I thought I would have gotten a back rub after FS but told she has go.

10:45 out the door. she said she would try to make it next time, yeah right I heard that one before.

Would I repeat?

HELL NO, if service is so rush that you feel like you been spin dry and shoved out the door this is not Mc Donalds where you are ordering fast food.

I PAID FOR 45 MIN AND WOULD LIKE TO SPEND 45 MINS with the SP not waiting in a room alone then have verry rush service.:mad: :mad: :mad:

I can usually go for the full hour but I understand some girls can't go for the full hour so now I only order 30-45 mins. I am OK with message then FS but hate being upsold the short change on time.

L 7
A 6
S 3 Very, very, rushed:mad: :mad::mad:

This SP service is going down hill.

I would have been OK if the maddam refund me the room fee but Jessica ushers me out the door so I don't talk to her boss. :mad:

kimberley 34E CL-first time reviewer - Salem Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 14:39:03 -0700

First time reviewer, after discovering this awesome site, wanted to submit my first time experience. After browsing through the various ads on CL, decided to make the leap and call up Kimberley 34E on the basis of her smokin pics. All her information and pictures are readily available there.

Called her up on a Thursday and mentioned I would like to see her the next afternoon. Her incall location is a hotel on Hornby in Salem. I'm not sure if she does outcalls or not. Called her on the Friday as I was headed down there after leaving work early. She picked up and said she was waiting for me and that is when I requested her to dress up like in her pics and she said "of course".

Got to her hotel after paying the "new" in Salem parking prices,WTF...As I enter the elevator to her floor, I was extremely nervous with palms sweating...Perhaps she would not be as nice and accomodating as her voice and pictures appeared. When she opened the room door, all my anxiety disappeared, as she was all that I had hoped for and more. With the face of a lingerie model...Wearing a lacey white see thru bra and panties with silver high heels on, she welcomed me in with a hug as she knew I was a rookie. She's one of the hottest chicks I have ever seen with a strippers body, tight with beautiful large breasts.

We started off with some light mutual massaging with oil to set the mood. Just getting my hands all over her toned ass and silky skin got my little man rock hard already. She asked how I liked oral,fast or slow? I said why don't you just show me both. She proceeded to put her lips all over, starting off nice and slow and then going all the way down. She started sucking harder and faster when i put my hands in her hair and said deep-throat me. Not wanting to explode so early into our session, I asked her to lie down so I could fully explore her body. Taking a quick pause to catch my breath, she was on her back with legs fully spread. I couldn't take my eyes off her angelic face and started off with mish, proceeded to doggie while enjoying th e view from the headboard mirror. I held out so I could save my fave position for last, having her ontop. When she was ontop of me, my hands were all over luscious breasts. Within mere seconds, it was all too much for me as I quickly exploded within her, moaning with a smile on my face. What a way to start the weekend off.

Overall, It was the best time I could have expected and wished for my first experience. I plan on seeing her again very soon. Fee was $.8 for half hr GFE but she never mentioned the clock and never rushed anything along. I felt completely relaxed with Kimberley and would rate her L/10,A/9,S/8.5. I look forward to exploring more in the future...

Review: Vanessa Kelly from CL - The Dalles Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 13:39:12 -0800

Well, saw Vanessa this afternoon. She's quite easy to get a hold of - emailed her first, she sent her number, some pics (though old) answered my questions (rates, location, restrictions).

No real restrictions except it's strictly oral, no FS but I did not enquire. I doubt there's DFK or LFK but I don't know...didn't try. But when I arrived there, I don't know how it started but she asked if my hands were cold which they were and she proceeded to warm them up on her tits. Nice ice breaker.

Her apartment is quite nice - well, very nice. The view is fucking gorgeous - the marina and stanley park. Whatever...I wasn't there to check out the view BUT her services ARE in her living room with all the curtains/blinds drawn. I doubt anyone can see but still...the thought of someone peeking in with binoculars weirded me out so I had her draw most of them - shit I'm a prude...whatever.

OK, down to business. She told me that for a 30 min. session, it's 1 shot on goal. BUT let her know before I would cum and she'll prolong it. Anyway, got the donation of $.5 out of the way, she proceeded to undress me, sat me down in that chair (with towels on it) and took out some warming lube that she said had some...ginseng, and some other herbal stuff in it - it was nice...she got me going pretty well with that and then the next thing you know, she's having me for lunch. I swear this woman can suck cock...holy shit, the only thing I could think about is the people watching outside and not cumming to quickly so I told her to slow down...did this for about 3 times before I couldn't hold out any longer and let go in her mouth, on her face on her tits - I had no control - I have no aim. But shite...that was awesome. I think I could've gone twice, but I'd still be there and so would the paramedics.

So great time. For some...a little pricey at $.5 for 30 mins. She offers hour sessions at $$ I THINK that's what she said...but I was a little dazed after that so I don't really remember. Anyway, she's looking like she's in her late 30's or 40's. Not sure, can't tell. Very friendly and polite. One thing, her hours are sorta restricted from too early to 6:00pm. The only opportunity I would get to see an SP is if I made an excuse at work so it works out for me. Let's...did I leave anything out...Oh, she wore a nice teddy, exposed her tits from time to time for some russian - why the hell is it called russian anyways? I would have loved to try some DATY but a) not sure if it's offered b) had to get back to work PRONTO so I had no lunch.

Repeat...hell yeah.

L:6.5 S:9 A:10

I knew I forgot something...her ad. Well, just search CL for Vanessa and hope the what comes back isn't flagged.