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Move over Bubbles! - Middletown Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 01:00:43 -0500

Wierd fuckin nite! Heard Edgewater casino's treasure chest commercial on the radio and figured what the hell, I'll try it. Head down there and wouldn't ya know it, try to go to the casino but the trick machine sniffs Low Track and gets away on me, fuck! Round and round we go nothing interesting so cross to south side of Middletown down a block by the school, what's this? I'm a real sucker for the "elegent lady look", nice brunette in a grey pants suit black high heels very curvey ass, I love hips, she looked hot! Pick her up, she's part native, I get a bit of a strange vibe from her but for 2 gr. what the fuck I'll try her. Tells me she's gonna show me her lucious ass and play with her shaved pussy, oh boy, oh boy, I can hardly wait. ON the way to the poon palace she says I want a rock, you'll have a better time with me it we stop and get some. I say no way that is BS, she says just give me $20 I'll leave my purse here and be right back! Well I have done this in the past and usually the chick comes back, she seemed so nice and I wanted to keep her happy so I could fuck the shit out of her. I let her out with a gr. by Oppenhiemer park, she disappears around the corner her puse is beside me, I wait and I wait, and I wait. Big black dude comes over, want to buy some shit? No I'm waiting for a broad! Man how dumb are you he asks? If you gave her money she isn't comming back. I show him her purse, he says, that's just a bag of worthless shit, you got suckered. You know you are absolutely right I tell him, I should know better. The purse had some crappy make-up and usless shit in it, fuck I threw it over my roof onto the side walk, some other Ho can probably use it, watch out for the purse trick! What a bummer I don't care about the gr. I really wanted to fuck that chick she was hot! Fuck it, I go to the casino and proceed to dump a nice chunk of bread. Real bad, just not my nite, managed to down a few brewski's but I'm down to my last gr. I thought fuck it, mabe I'll pull a Hi-track. I go over the Cambie bridge and check out the old track around second and Quebec, this used to be a great place, dead now. Head up broadway to Frazer, turn right. There's Sasha! She's an older EI chick, I fuck her occasionally when I'm desperate, she has big tit's and a huge well fucked cunt, when I see it, it just makes me want to fuck it some more, Ha Ha! She's happy to see me, she is quite goofy and really likes me. I tell her my sob story and she says, I know when you see me next time you will pay me more. I will fuck you real good for the gr. right on! Now I'm all happy. We can go to my friends house she says. We pull up to this dump that looks like the Munster's used to live in it. I go with her and she can't find her key, she is knocking on the door, no answer. Let's go around back, good thing I had my flash lite the old rock steps were all broken and the grass has never been cut, holly fuckin shrubbery batman, this is freaky! I felt like I was on some strange adventure, she knocked on the back door no answer. I was gonna split, no no don't worry we can use the shed she say's. What? At the back of the place was an old garden shed, I say no way, it will be fun she says, common. Holly fuck, I felt like I was back in grade 8 and about to play strip poker with the nieghbours daughters. I shined my lite into the shed, it was full of empty whisky bottles and had shelves on concrete blocks with candles stuck in some of them melted wax everywhere. It looked like someone actually lived there, what a mess. Well if it's good enough for Bubbles, it's good enough for me! I moved the blocks, there was a sleeping bag on the wood floor. In 5 mins. I had the candles lit and was lying on the bag with her, isn't this great she said? I had to agree, she stuck her tit's in my face, oh yeah love those big nips. She got on her back, I sunk it in and it was so nice and hot in that box compared to the cold air of the shed. My knees took a real brusin but I had one hell of a good fuck and got a great rush blowin my wad! We giggled like kids leaving there, wasn't that fun she says? I had to agree, I really enjoyed that and had a big smile on my face all the way home. You really are nuts you know, the voice in my head said! I know but isn't it great, Ha Ha!

Taco Time - Bridgeport Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 01:01:17 -0400

Well saw Leah again on the weekend, I just love big meat pussy and she delivers, with a side order of dirty talk and huge nipples. I don't last long with her it's almost like chinese takeout 1/2 hr. later your horny again! Well tonite after watching the Hockey game I was feeling down and decided to do a tour but wound up touring casinos. Idiot me lost more dough and was really feeling down now it's 2am and I'm buzzing Bridgeport. Nothing interesting in New West. That hot blonde was at Gilley she looks real good but with the pittance I had left no point wasting her time. Lots of girls by Rupert some looking very hot, more by Nanaimo, I couldn't believe how many there were, they were probably after Hockey Fans leaving the game. Headed north on Clark and at Francis saw leggy little brunette in micro-mini U-turn in she hops. I said you must be freezin your twat off in the rain with that little skirt! She says crank the heat up baby and spreads her legs for warm air. I had to blast her with the flashlight wow nice fuzzy puss, show me that thing. Holy shit look at the meat hangin out of there, wow it was awsome, major mudflaps, Throbber came to attention imediatley. Took her to the poon palace and for 2 greens she laid out quite a spread for me. I was impressed this chick could win the alfagetti-gobbler contest for sure, she was blessed indeed. It's amazing watching all that meat wrap around the old bone, she sure gave me a stiff one and I blasted her real good. If there's any other meat lovers out there her name is Jo-anne, she's just a little thing but she made me forget all about the Canucks, throb, throb, throb!:p

Exciting Yumi - Middletown Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 01:01:03 -0400

Saw Yumi a couple of weeks back. She's located out somewhere around the Chapters bookstore area between Granville and Burrard Street. Her number can be found in the Craigslist under "Exciting Yumi".

She's a mid 30's provider and obviously Chinese and not Japanese. She's definitely not a spinner and her body is far from being as toned as Vanessa from I-N. She's not BBW by any means but she's definitely carrying some weight on the lower half. Let's just say that CG from Vanessa was a lot more enjoyable and less painful than from Yumi.

In any case, service and time was pretty mechanical. Got there, took a shower and was then led into the living room. From there, there was a curtain dividing the living room and what normally would be the dining room area I suppose. In the dining room there was a mattress where I then I went to lie down.

She then proceeded to give me massage on my back; not too bad. Afterwards I flipped over where she continued to massage my lower area. Lots of BLS and licking around the shaft. Finally she dove in and gave me an absolutely fabulous and intense BBBJ. There was lots of sucking action and very little hand action. I almost came right there and then but decided that I wanted to try out her pussy before cumming.

At this point I started to play with her pussy. Lots of gentle touching and digits, which she seemed to like. The one drawback though was I did notice a bit of a smell. I mean it wasn't bad but it was something strange. Basically it didn't smell fresh; I mean there's nothing better than a fresh beautiful pussy to munch on. In any case, I avoided any DATY with Yumi.

After that a little more BBBJ was given and she then got on top and rode me to completion. I had wanted to hold off a little longer but her CG skills were just too much for me to handle.

After that I took another shower. She dressed me and I left. She also told me that she other girls available; Midori and Suzuki.

Looks: 6.5
Attitude: 8
Service: 7.0 - freshness was a problem
Price: 8 greens
Repeat: maybe but I would rather have a girl like Vanessa from I-N instead

SW Seymour non-review - busted by police - Middletown Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 01:00:34 -0400

from time to time yes I do go pick up these girls because they are so hot. I realize the services aren't that great, but at 2am when I don't have a computer near me there just isn't anything else I know of around.

After the Canucks won game 7 the other night, I was Middletown and stuck around for a while. I wasn't drunk or anything, but had a few drinks during the game and afterwards. Hopped in my car at about 1:30 to head home, cruised down Seymour and ended up picking up a cute young girl named Brittany. Went up Seymour a few blocks when LE pulled me over. Nothing happened to me since they couldn't prove anything was going on, but at first it was scary because I thought the girl was working undercover. They now have my name, and license plate in their pooning system whatever the hell it is called. He told me not to do this again, because if they catch me picking up a girl again I'll be in more trouble. The cop also said they are going to be doing regular checks now because of noise complaints from people who live in the condos along that strip of town. Not sure if he just said that to keep me away or not, but some of the other girls I've picked up there in the last few months have told me that there are more cops around lately.

too bad, because this girl was very young and very hot.

CL Easa - Hartford

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 01:00:28 -0400

This economy has been hard on everything. I think it went from a recession to a depression when the pooning budget gets cut hard. I finally had to get out there and see something new.

I had seen a couple of different reviews on Easa (good and bad) and as I am a boob man decided to try it out for myself.

The picture is probably her but in a flattering way. She is certainly well north of the 27 years she claims on her ad.

So, the good: nice body with a great pair of naturaly large hooties which always make my day. Great responsive nipples and relatively long lower lips which I also enjoy. For her age, she has a great body. The service was good with a very nice accompanied shower before hand and an OK massage to get started. After about 10 minutes of showering and 15 minutes of massage, the games began. Upon the flip I paid plenty of attention to the ample bussoms and gave her a nice clit rub that seemed to get her going.....twice. In between her O's I got a great covered BJ (she offered bareback but I am not into that) and then a little mish to finish off.

Offered an accompanied shower to finish but I went solo.

Now the bad. Well north of 27 (I would say that birthday has been celebrated at least 10 times). She kept closing her mouth when she smiled so I thought there may be some dental issues but I am not sure. The bed was a matress and box spring on the floor and it looked like it had seen some miles.

Overall, a good clean fun time and for only $100, I may repeat.

Her last ad was titled Gorgeous_busty Girl - w4m - 27

Enjoy!

F1

Julie Fox - Bridgeport Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 01:00:51 -0400

So I was at the bar last night watching the Canucks try to beat the Hawks and force game 7. The deal with my buddy is I would drive to Bridgeport to watch the game but if the Nucks lost he had to pay the dinner/drink bill. If they won I would pay. Seemed like a great hedge to me although I REALLY wanted to pay!

So obviosuly they lose and we decide to hit the Den. Call them up and book our hour. On the way there I tell my buddy I want to call teh Den and have them put a Blackhawks jersey on the woman so I can hate fuck her :p

So Julie leads me to the room. I am wearing my jersey and she is in a REALLY good mood! Ask why and she tells me she is a Hawks fan and just finished watching the game and then came to work. I am killing myself laughing thinking why Karma gave me this treat!

Shower and massage and she is busting my balls the entire time about the Canucks. All in jest mind you and I am not the type of person to freak out about anything really. Besides she is way too cute to get pissed off at for this.

I never kiss and tell however I give her an 8 for looks. Girl next door cute. Great personality and attitude. Definately had a great time.

Body is nice. Really liked it acutally. Her posting of her measurements seems accurate. Solid body.

As I said service and attitude were top notch. Give her 8.5 to 9. Maybe a bit higher if she wasn't busting my balls about the game for so long! :cool: Offers DATY, digits, CBJ, LFK, mpos etc. Do not know about MSOG as I spent just one round and was pushing the clock on that. As always boys YMMV.

Would definately see her again but alas there are always so many at the Den. I have only been about half a dozen times and I don't think anyone I have seen in the past has ever been there when I went back! Good thing I am so adaptable to change :D

My friend saw the Japanese Suki Fox and had a smile on his face for the next two hours!!! Apparently she was fantastic as well.

Happy hunting.

Dr. CC

Kristy North Van PSE!!! - Bridgeport Escorts

nospam@example.com (Escort Reviews) — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:00:21 -0400

I've always wanted to see Kristy for the past year or so. I PM her for some basic info and got a quick relpy. I was going to be in North Van last friday but couldn't commit on a specific time, so I left a message with her.. Friday rolls around and my cell phone fell in the water... so used a clients phone and gave her a call. Unsure if I'd get an answer at 9:30am I gave it a shot..and I got lucky! She answered and we set up a time shortly afterward..
Arriving at her quiet hideaway she greeting me a high heels lingerie!!! WOW gorgeous.. she offered me some wine ( which I declined..working) and offered me a shower.. I requested a costume change which she was very happy to do while I showered...
Got out of the shower and the PSE started... lots of dirty talk.. along with an amazing sloppy bbbj.. lots of toy play too.. she is an unbelievable at squirting too. ( which is a first for me) I Pounded her doggy and finished with an enthusiastic facial... I have to say that I wanted to give her again but the big guy wasn't able to get going again. ( must have been the Rum last night). All said and done Kristy lived up to her reputation as a TOP SP!!! S,L,A all 10's across the board.
Thanks for the great time Kristy!!:p